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Smurf
Nov19-05, 12:42 AM
Strawberry Pop Tarts may be an inexpensive source of incendiary devices. Toasters which fail to eject Pop Tarts cause the Pop Tarts to emit flames 10-18 inches in height. Last year, an article by well-known newspaper columnist Dave Barry noted that Kellogg's Strawberry Pop Tarts could be made to emit flames "like a blow torch" if left in a toaster too long. . . The present work describes our independent verification and experience with SPT-based combustion. . .
http://prorev.com/511poptart.gif

http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/

-Job-
Nov19-05, 02:03 AM
Damn... i'm getting some of those.

Moonbear
Nov19-05, 10:35 AM
Where are the controls? Fires started by burning things in malfunctioning toasters are nothing new...ask the local fire department. Is there any reason to think a pop tart is anything special compared to anything else that burns in a toaster?

You forgot the warning:
Don't try this at home!!!!!!

fourier jr
Nov19-05, 01:57 PM
i would bread would work better, since it's full of holes that would make for better ventilation than a dense poptart. maybe the poptart is made of a more flammable material. :confused:

hypatia
Nov19-05, 05:17 PM
Its the sugars, which make it burn so well.

Danger
Nov19-05, 05:49 PM
Its the sugars, which make it burn so well.
And don't forget all of that ammonium nitrate that they used to fertilize the strawberries. :tongue:

edward
Nov19-05, 08:11 PM
I hope the military doesn't see this. They will be stuffing those pop tarts into incendiary artillery shells. and pop tarting the enemy into submission.

edward
Nov19-05, 08:15 PM
i would bread would work better, since it's full of holes that would make for better ventilation than a dense poptart. maybe the poptart is made of a more flammable material. :confused:

For some reason bread just turns black and sets there and smokes.


REMEMBER TO UNPLUG THE TOASTER BEFORE DIGGING OUT THE BURNT TOAST WITH A TABLE FORK!

edward
Nov19-05, 08:27 PM
Where are the controls? Fires started by burning things in malfunctioning toasters are nothing new...ask the local fire department. Is there any reason to think a pop tart is anything special compared to anything else that burns in a toaster?

You forgot the warning:
Don't try this at home!!!!!!


Actually I did try it a few years ago. (Outdoors of course) As the link stated if set on the highest setting some toasters, mine included, will start the pop tart fires. Even worse, my son and I put an extra coil spring under the pop up mechanism and the toaster actually tossed flaming pop tarts out onto the sidewalk.

edit: I no longer have that toaster.

moose
Nov19-05, 08:35 PM
REMEMBER TO UNPLUG THE TOASTER BEFORE DIGGING OUT THE BURNT TOAST WITH A TABLE FORK!

This is a physics website, I would hope that people know this :bugeye:

If not, natural selection, here they come...

JamesU
Nov19-05, 08:50 PM
This is a physics website, I would hope that people know this :bugeye:

If not, natural selection, here they come...
but...we're in the dungeon...:uhh: :bugeye:

Mk
Nov19-05, 09:19 PM
Nitrocellulose also has this effect on toasters.

edward
Nov19-05, 10:31 PM
Nitrocellulose also has this effect on toasters.
I was not aware that Nitrocelluose was a popular breakfast snack.:wink:

JamesU
Nov19-05, 10:45 PM
Well you're not aware of alot of things, are you? :grumpy:

Danger
Nov21-05, 06:08 PM
I was not aware that Nitrocelluose was a popular breakfast snack.:wink:
It's not a snack in itself; it's a common filler in certain brands of breakfast burrito.