Finally, answer to why the Chicken crossed the road

[timejim]

I finally figured out the answer to the age old question, "Why did the Chicken cross the road". Here it is:

Because it had Mad Chicken Disease which affected its' brain and it was acting crazy.

Our government will not tell us that this disease really exists, but just watch a flock of chickens sometimes and decide for yourself.

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

used to ask people that question, "why did the chicken cross the road?" waiting for then to give me the same answer that the chicken once did, (Her answer was; "I don't know") and just guess how long I had to wait till they admitted/answered (to) that one....LOL3