Poiliticians...

[jimmy p]

Q. What do politicians use for birth control?












A. Their personalities!

[The_Professional]

Politicians are all honest. They never lie.

[jimmy p]

Late one night in London a mugger jumped a well dressed man and held a gun to his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

The man stiffened but said indignantly, "You cant do this to me, i'm a politician."

"In that case," said the mugger, "Give me my money!"



[:D]

[phatmonky]

The sun never set on the british empire.....























God doesn't trust the British in the dark :p
(I know it's off the subject, but your location and london joke made it irresistable hehe)

[Andy]

Your just jealous, phatmanscoop. Long live the BRITISH EMPIRE!

[Tsu]

Politics:

Poly = many
Tics = blood sucking insects

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Politics:

Poly = many
Tics = blood sucking insects

HEY!!! i say that too!!! Great minds think alike huh? where's Photon when you need him??

[Dissident Dan]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Politics:

Poly = many
Tics = blood sucking insects

Correction, ticks are not insects. They are arachnids. So politicians are hiding two pairs of extremeties.

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Dissident Dan
Correction, ticks are not insects. They are arachnids. So politicians are hiding two pairs of extremeties.
[:D] I stand corrected. [:D]