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holly
Feb19-04, 09:48 AM
Since I'm taking Poets' Physics...

Regarding the Homework Forum:

Who's online right now?
Oh no, the calculus fiend.
I will wait to post.

Their names mean something...
"Integral," "chroot," "delta,"
Mysterious terms.

You just see my words.
To you, just simple problems.
Far away I cry.

A sudden insight:
Maybe more work, less crying
Would be in order.

Such easy problems!
Marcus yawns as he answers.
I am now humbled.

I want more coffee
But I sink back on the couch
Is this "inertia?"

Homework abandoned
I push open the screen door.
F=ma

My Horrible Physical Science Course:

Physics professor
Angry he's not at CalTech
Enjoys my hurt look.

Pretending to work
Alone at the lab table
I wish I weren't weird

The stacked young lady
Who got a 12 on the test
Remains teacher's pet

I see the air track:
Such hoping for the pink car!
No, not for our class.

Haughty professor
I think I know your secret
You are so lonely

With precision
Symbols weave a perfect web
Ink instead of silk.

My shy fantasy:
Strange fever leaves me changed.
Now I am smart, too.

Tower of Pisa:
I drop my professor's head.
V=10t?

[6)] ha ha it's more fun than studying

zoobyshoe
Feb19-04, 11:32 AM
Nice, holly, I enjoyed those.