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avant-garde

Apr6-09, 05:52 PM

When do you think they will start rolling them out? I heard that in S.Korea you can get one but it's not comercially feasible yet.

Danger

Apr6-09, 06:05 PM

Not soon enough...

OAQfirst

Apr6-09, 06:15 PM

I have a hard enough time making women happy. I have no idea where to start with a robot.

turbo

Apr6-09, 06:17 PM

I have a hard enough time making women happy. I have no idea where to start with a robot.Overclocking. Overclocking.

OAQfirst

Apr6-09, 06:48 PM

Overclocking. Overclocking.

:rofl:

NeoDevin

Apr6-09, 06:49 PM

I have a hard enough time making women happy. I have no idea where to start with a robot.

You have entirely the wrong attitude. I would get one for pleasing my wife, to free up my time to post on PF.

Santa1

Apr6-09, 06:52 PM

Alot of high five threads today, high five!

OAQfirst

Apr6-09, 06:55 PM

You have entirely the wrong attitude. I would get one for pleasing my wife, to free up my time to post on PF.
Look here. It wouldn't take much more than a few AA-cells to replace me as it is! :tongue:

NeoDevin

Apr6-09, 06:56 PM

Look here. It wouldn't take much more than a few AA-cells to replace me as it is! :tongue:

Do you hide the batteries on your wife so that she will still need you?

mgb_phys

Apr6-09, 06:58 PM

but it's not comercially feasible yet.
It's difficult to believe it's not commercially viable - whatever the cost!

NeoDevin

Apr6-09, 07:01 PM

I might even buy 2, one to please my wife and the second to please the first one.

Danger

Apr6-09, 07:01 PM

Batteries?! What kind of wimpy women do you guys hang out with?
W has to kick-start hers.

humanino

Apr6-09, 07:03 PM

I might even buy 2, one to please my wife and the second to please the first one.I hope your wife will not read that... quite bad :rofl:

Could I hack the robot program so that it would clean around the house and cook without my efforts ?

NeoDevin

Apr6-09, 07:06 PM

Could I hack the robot program so that it would clean around the house and cook without my efforts ?

I'm not sure, as I've never tried it, but I think that might be what is required to please my wife.

mgb_phys

Apr6-09, 07:08 PM

And a quote from the famous feminist PJ O'Rourke

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”

rootX

Apr6-09, 07:09 PM

When do you think they will start rolling them out? I heard that in S.Korea you can get one but it's not comercially feasible yet.

What kind of things you are looking for?

There are sex dolls ..
HGfaQCY_bo4

:rofl:

Howers

Apr6-09, 07:18 PM

What kind of things you are looking for?

There are sex dolls ..
HGfaQCY_bo4

:rofl:
the voice over is hilarious

Ivan Seeking

Apr7-09, 01:08 AM

I said hello, dolly,......well, hello, dolly
Its so nice to have you back where you belong
Youre lookin swell, dolly.......i can tell, dolly
Youre still glowin...youre still crowin...youre still goin strong
I feel that room swayin......while the bands playin
One of your old favourite songs from way back when
So..... take her wrap, fellas.......find her an empty lap, fellas
Dollyll never go away again

Ivan Seeking

Apr7-09, 01:10 AM

Which is scarier: The fact that this guy has fifty sex dolls in his livingroom, or the fact that he would put it on YouTube?

TheStatutoryApe

Apr7-09, 01:20 AM

One of my favourite surreal news stories from years ago was about a couple of kids who reported to the police that they had found a decapitated body out in the woods. Upon investigation they found that someone had bound, gagged, and then decapitated a life like sex doll.

Maybe they do cheat...

NeoDevin

Apr7-09, 01:32 AM