Tongue Splitting: The new rage

[Ivan Seeking]

"But after a few minutes, a couple cigarettes and several deep breaths, he sat in the basement of a storefront tattoo parlor, closed his eyes and let a friend split his tongue down the middle with a scalpel....his tongue was clamped in place, numbed and slit 2 inches (5 cm) up the middle, looking uncomfortably like a piece of raw liver freshly cut by a butcher."

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2961624&fromEmail=true

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[KLscilevothma]

it wasn't long before he could move each half independently and do party tricks like picking up pens and pencils.His brain got a new function! I am wondering whether his tongue(s) can roll independently. [8)]

[I'm now having my meal[g)]]

[Cummings]

heh..cant say thats somthing i like. Toung peircings i can handel..but spliting is to bigger sefl mutilation...

[Ivan Seeking]

I wonder what it looks like when he sticks his tongue out and goes TTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH? [g)] [g)] [g)] [g)]

I can't even read the whole story. I had to stop when I got to the part about looking like liver.

Talk about speaking with a forked tongue!

Where are this kids parents?!!!!
He will surely regret this eventually.

[enigma]

But just think of what you could do during oral sex...

oh look. There goes my mind! I gotta go catch it before it goes down the gutter.

*dang*

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by enigma
But just think of what you could do during oral sex...

oh look. There goes my mind! I gotta go catch it before it goes down the gutter.

*dang*

I know everyone thought it but I wondered who would first speak it; You rebel you [:D]

[Ivan Seeking]

Imagine what he looks like licking a lollipop. Y, Y, Y, Y. [:D] [:D] [:D] God I'm cracking myself up here.

[DR OF DEATH]

yuck that is so sick, i mean im all into body art but that aint art thats deranged.

"beware the followers of lucy-fur for they shall speak with forked tongue (and a slight lisp/impediment)."[6)] [g)]

[DR OF DEATH]

oh come on that was funny!!!!!!!?????? [;)] [;)] [;)]

[Matt]

I wonder how much it changes your voice, or if you get used to it....

[Matt]

Did anyone actually read the last sentence of this article...

"But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados."

One word: wow.

[jb]

Originally posted by Matt
Did anyone actually read the last sentence of this article...

"But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados."

One word: wow.

or oww!

why would anyone do this?

[Zantra]

You know, Anyone who does this is an idiot. There's no justification. It doesn't make any kinda of political or social statement other than to say I'm into self-mutilation.

As for the penis thing *cringe* I don't care how good it makes me in bed. Go get a damn vibrator woman!

[jb]

i don't see how it could be better in bed, unless you wanted to have the pleasure of 2 ladies at the same time. even so, i think it would seriously mess up how everything works down there.

[On Radioactive Waves]

Ouch! I opened a piercing magazine up once, right to the center pages where the staples were, and had the misfortune of seeing a closeup of this. I still feel a cringe reflex when I think about it.

[DR OF DEATH]

oucchh, oouuucchh stop talking bout that im having to cross my legs at the thought of it, (then again i cross my legs most of the time anyway) but that is just a horrid thought.