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zoobyshoe
Jul8-04, 10:57 PM
Address:http://www.nbc13.com/news/3508750/detail.html
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CLANTON, Ala. -- Whether you're a believer or not, the legend of Bigfoot is alive and well in Chilton County.
For decades people there have been talking about the strange creature that apparently has an affinity for the local peach crop.
In the 1960s, some strange footprints were found in a Chilton County peach grove. Now the original investigator reminisces about the time he spent tracking Bigfoot.
"In our opinion it was definitely not a fake. It was a real track," said James Earl Johnson, the former Chilton County investigator, whose case sparked a legend back in the 1960s.
"We checked the peach orchard, and there was a trail leading out of the peach orchard, and it was tracks -- strange looking tracks, similar to a human but bigger and wider," said Johnson.
With nothing but a print to go on, picking a name for the elusive creature wasn't very hard. Since then, Bigfoot sightings have been reported across the country, and sketches of the creature vary depending on where the sighting occurred. The name varies as well. In Alabama, the creature is known as Bigfoot, while in northern areas, it's known as a Sasquatch.
"Supposedly, the legend is that a hairy man-like creature that walks on two legs at some point inhabited the bottomland swamp regions in Chilton County in Clanton, Ala.," said Bryan Wyatt, a Bigfoot researcher.
"I know one thing: (Bigfoot) likes Chilton County peaches," said Johnson.

JohnDubYa
Jul10-04, 12:52 AM
Forty years and they still can't track one down. And this is in Alabama! You would think they would know how to hunt better than just about anyone in the country.

Ivan Seeking
Jul10-04, 01:39 AM
Obviously no one has been hunting in the peach groves. :biggrin:

pack-rat
Jul18-04, 05:02 AM
Obviously no one has been hunting in the peach groves. :biggrin:

LOL

A few months agpo I saw an interview with the guy who dressed up in the famous Sasquatch film

zoobyshoe
Jul18-04, 05:08 AM
LOL

A few months agpo I saw an interview with the guy who dressed up in the famous Sasquatch film
Allegedly. From what I understand the man who's now claiming he dressed up as bigfoot for Patterson is quite convinced there's money to be made.

jimmy p
Jul21-04, 06:13 AM
You wouldnt have thought that bigfeet would eat peaches would you now. Crazy.... hey there are bigfeet stealing plums off my tree!!! COME BACK WITH MY FRUIT YOU THIEVING APES!

JD
Jul21-04, 07:03 AM
It isn't just Bigfoot who enjoys Chilton County peaches!

Entropy
Jul21-04, 01:07 PM
Big foot does exist! He just has one of those cloaking devices like Predetor.

Jim Beam
Jul24-04, 09:46 PM
im bigfoot

zoobyshoe
Jul24-04, 09:56 PM
im bigfoot
You're not. You're a delivery boy, collecting a bill, for a bunch of grocery clerks.

Jim Beam
Jul24-04, 10:05 PM
You're not. You're a delivery boy, collecting a bill, for a bunch of grocery clerks.

and you reach this conclusion by...

zoobyshoe
Jul24-04, 10:44 PM
Because I'm bigfoot.

pack-rat
Jul25-04, 01:03 AM
You wouldnt have thought that bigfeet would eat peaches would you now. Crazy.... hey there are bigfeet stealing plums off my tree!!! COME BACK WITH MY FRUIT YOU THIEVING APES!
lol

maybe it is just a ferral human stealing peaches

jimmy p
Jul26-04, 12:02 PM
NO! I swear it was a coupla of bigfeet. And I have shaky and inconclusive video evidence to prove it!!

Ivan Seeking
Jul26-04, 01:17 PM
Because I'm bigfoot.

Yes but you're the Right BigFoot, we still need a Left BigFoot.

I am making a command decision and declaring Jim Beam our Left Bigfoot. I don't mean to overstep my powers but I feel compelled to take this action.

Gza
Jul29-04, 01:50 PM
What size are the apes feet to be called bigfoot? I'm sure there has to be some other distinguishing characteristic than his big feet. I mean, I have size 14 feet but no ones running around calling me bigfoot. geez.

zoobyshoe
Jul29-04, 02:26 PM
Yes but you're the Right BigFoot, we still need a Left BigFoot.
It is so frickin' slippery of you to exploit the liguistic convention whereby bigfoot is refered to in the singular instead of as "bigfeet". Are you the illegitimate offspring of Werner Heisenberg?

jimmy p
Aug2-04, 04:25 PM
I prefer "bigfeet" also.

Ivan Seeking
Aug2-04, 04:59 PM
I have size 14 feet but no ones running around calling me bigfoot. geez.

That's what you think. :rofl:

Ivan Seeking
Aug2-04, 05:07 PM
It is so frickin' slippery of you to exploit the liguistic convention whereby bigfoot is refered to in the singular instead of as "bigfeet".

WHAT? You have two feet?!!!

All of this time I thought you were one of the legendary Pogozoobys.