I ain't asking for much

[tribdog]

Do you know what I want? I want a girlfriend who won't sleep with me on the first date. I'll still try to sleep with her on the first date, but I want to get turned down. I have no respect for a girl who gives it up the first date, and every relationship I've had that lasted any length of time started with a no-sex buffer zone. Every girl I've been with lately has been a friend of my ex, and her always talking about my talents has made them want to find out for themselves. I'm not bragging here, I'm seriously sick of sluts. I want a girl who is funny and intelligent and looks don't really matter anymore. I've been with beautiful girls, but no matter how good they look at first I get tired of being with them. I just want someone I can have a conversation with, without having to pretend I have an average/below average IQ. I'm also tired of the drug scene. So there you have it. I want a funny, intelligent, drug-free(former users okay), girl who likes to touch and cuddle, she should be highly sexual, but respect herself enough that she doesn't jump right into bed oh and she needs to be clean and she has to put up with me. That's not asking for too much is it?

[Evo]

Oh well darn, that was me up until the part about being clean, I stopped bathing years ago. I do keep the hair on my back and toes neatly braided though, does that count? :biggrin:

[tribdog]

I'd make an exception for you.
funny, intelligent, drug-free(former users okay), girl who likes to touch and cuddle, she should be highly sexual, but respect herself enough that she doesn't jump right into bed oh and she needs to be clean and she has to put up with me.

or Evo.

[Evo]

Aw tribdog. :blushing:

[franznietzsche]

I want a funny, intelligent, drug-free(former users okay), girl who likes to touch and cuddle, she should be highly sexual, but respect herself enough that she doesn't jump right into bed oh and she needs to be clean and she has to put up with me. That's not asking for too much is it?

The "ain't asking for much" part ended immedately after intelligent. FIndind smart people in general (not just smart women) is incredibly difficult, especially funny ones. I'll settle for enertaining (though not in an ignominious manner, in an attractive manner). And i fear that that in of itself is asking too much. Maybe I'm jsut jaded though...probably.

[Moonbear]

...and she has to put up with me. That's not asking for too much is it?

Well, it was looking good right up until that last requirement. :rofl: Or maybe I haven't known you long enough to be giving you such a hard time yet. Somehow, though, I just have this gut feeling on that...

[tribdog]

go with your gut. lol. nah I'm easy, but I do take things apart and I do act childish, but in a good way. and I run around naked a lot wearing nothing but a tool belt.

[Moonbear]

What tools are on the tool belt? :devil:

Wait, what am I saying?! You're such a bad influence! :shy: :blushing:

[Dagenais]

FIndind smart people in general (not just smart women) is incredibly difficult, especially funny ones.

Maybe not in your country, but there are tons in my province! :approve:

[Gokul43201]

ZZ Top comes to mind :

Tush

I've been up, I've been down
Take my word, I been 'round
I ain't asking for much...uh-huh
I said Lord take me downtown
I'm just looking for some tush

I've been bad, I've been good
Dallas Texas, Hollywood
I ain't asking for much...mmmmm
I said Lord take me downtown
I'm just looking for some tush


Take me back, way back home
Not by myself, not alone
I ain't askin' for much...mmmmm
I said Lord take me downtown
I'm just looking for some tush.

[The Bob]

I think you will have to go for hidden intelligence. I wanted a really intelligent girl but mine has hidden intelligence that she choices not show, which is good (in a way).

I dunno about the rest of the requirements but it doesn't seem too much to me, not that I would try to get anyone in bed.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[amwbonfire]

Tribdog, just wait. You'll find your perfect girl. :smile:

I do keep the hair on my back and toes neatly braided though, does that count?

Evo, you're a bit strange. :uhh:

Just kidding. :wink:











You're very strange! :tongue:

[The Bob]

Tribdog, if you need help then go to 'Girl Trouble' thread. We all help there. :smile:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[amwbonfire]

Yes, Bob makes a very good point.

Here's another good point:

B.O.B. = "Bomb on Board"

Don't EVER say BOB on an aircraft. Call yourself Peter or something like that. :shy:

[The Bob]

Yes, Bob makes a very good point.

Here's another good point:

B.O.B. = "Bomb on Board"

Don't EVER say BOB on an aircraft. Call yourself Peter or something like that. :shy:

Oh ok. I will. I was called Rob on the plane so I was fine. :smile: :biggrin:

So Funny, to me, though that my name is a message. :rofl:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[amwbonfire]

True story:

A few months ago I was on an aircraft, and a friend and I were talking about bombs. Yes, I know, bad time to talk about bombs, but we thought it would be funny if the airline person attendant thingy noticed. Of course we never expected her to, and SHE DID!!

In a very low voice, almost icy it was, she told us not to talk about such things. Being the quick-thinker that I am ( :tongue: ) I told her we were talking about an old car, it was an old bomb. She left.

:biggrin:

[The Bob]

True story:

A few months ago I was on an aircraft, and a friend and I were talking about bombs. Yes, I know, bad time to talk about bombs, but we thought it would be funny if the airline person attendant thingy noticed. Of course we never expected her to, and SHE DID!!

In a very low voice, almost icy it was, she told us not to talk about such things. Being the quick-thinker that I am ( :tongue: ) I told her we were talking about an old car, it was an old bomb. She left.

:biggrin:

Oh man. Nice thinking. Sharp as a knife this one. :approve:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[humanino]

I want a girl who is funny and intelligent and looks don't really matter anymore. I've been with beautiful girls, but no matter how good they look at first I get tired of being with them.


Any intelligent guy will tell you this is common place. Yet I need to confess something : I have been fiance with a girl who is intelligent, quite attractive, plenty of skills such as playing violin like a miracle or cooking the same best food as my mother can. We were both young. We have been 5 years together, it was the best relationship in my life.

We broke up, partly because both of us needed to have other experiences. We are no longer even in touch with each other. Since then (about two years now), I have had many experiences. I had some of your hottest hooters girls. It feels great to display in public with those boob-enhanced chix, especially here for me, you know people hear the french accent and certainly think "Who the hell is that guy !" Of course you are perfectly right. Those girls are so empty inside, it is the devil tentation.


I'm seriously sick of sluts.

Me too. I feel so stupid I did not manage to make the true relation last, just because "the grass is greener by the neighbour backyard". I must admit that "meeting" other partners was not that bad, but I feel every day now is another day without love.


my talents has made them want to find out for themselves

Sick of being considered a sex toy, hey ! Nothing much we can do about that, except recovering a healthy relationship.


That's not asking for too much is it?
Unfortunately, I feel it is very much asking.

[Artman]

ZZ Top comes to mind :
Yup. All I could think of was "Uhhh...How, how, how."

Look for the diamond in the rough Tribdog.

Sounds like you are intending to search for the beauty within, but keep getting distracted by the looks.

How do you braid your back hair Evo? Now that's a talent! :wink:

[Evo]

How do you braid your back hair Evo? Now that's a talent! :wink:I have it professionally done. :smile:

[The Bob]

I have it professionally done. :smile:

Where??? By who??? Do tell. :biggrin:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Tsu]

Well, it just so happens that I am a professional back hair braider!!! (I had to learn when we were kids so I could help Evo get ready for school while Mom was getting ready for work). :biggrin:

[Entropy]

I just want someone I can have a conversation with, without having to pretend I have an average/below average IQ.

No such woman exists, sorry. :tongue2: :wink:

[humanino]

Yes, I had one in the past. Have not been able to find another yet. :cry:

However, it takes time to find a soulmate. It took me like 17 years for the first. I have only been searching for a couple of years since that. :approve:

Besides, I guess it is also difficult for girls to find a suitable guy. Hey girls ! I'm here :wink:

[Monique]

No such woman exists, sorry. :tongue2: :wink:excuse me!? :grumpy:

[humanino]

Monique, that does not count you are not available.

[Monique]

oh, right :tongue2:

[Evo]

I'm available!

But I'm too old. :cry: :cry:

[humanino]

I'm available!

But I'm too old. :cry: :cry:
No Evo, you will ever stay young to me. It is all in the head :blushing: :shy: :redface:

oh, right :tongue2:
Have you seen that ! :eek: The tongue is meant to say "OK, Entropy is right, apart from me, none exist." I'm chocked :tongue2: :tongue2:

[Evo]

No Evo, you will ever stay young to me. It is all in the head :blushing: :shy: :redface: Thank you humanino. :smile:

[Tom McCurdy]

Evo-- you like string theory?

[Evo]

Evo-- you like string theory?It was my search for more information on string theory that brought me to PF. I only have a simple layman's understanding of it.

[humanino]

Now Evo ! I really love you ! :bugeye: :surprised :cool:

[Evo]

Now Evo ! I really love you ! :bugeye: :surprised :cool:I ♥ humanino. I read you are in nuclear physics. :approve:

[humanino]

Yes. Sorry. I can do anything else if you please :redface:
I could become a rock star woman like rock stars you can even pick the instument, I play several :approve:

[Evo]

Yes. Sorry. I can do anything else if you please :redface:Many women, like me, find intelligent men exciting. Intelligence and a great sense of humor are the two most important things.

What instruments do you play?

[humanino]

In order : piano, guitare and saxophone are the only ones I can make something not too bad with. Unfortunately, none of them can I play as a virtuose of course.

[humanino]

1 : Maybe I could seduce Evo :cool:
2 : Evo could have any guy she wants :approve:

so I guess, maybe I could seduce any woman :bugeye:

Woohoo ! I'm gonna try tonight :cool:
If I am not here tomorrow, that's because I left for the paradise islands with a rich and beautiful woman :devil: :wink:
I'll send you a picture and a postcard from the yacht

[Evo]

1 : Maybe I could seduce Evo :cool:
2 : Evo could have any guy she wants :approve:

so I guess, maybe I could seduce any woman :bugeye:

Woohoo ! I'm gonna try tonight :cool:
If I am not here tomorrow, that's because I left for the paradise islands with a rich and beautiful woman :devil: :wink:
I'll send you a picture and a postcard from the yacht :biggrin: Yes, you can have any woman you want. :approve:

Just post a note here before you take off with your new woman so we won't worry about you! :smile:

[humanino]

Hey Evo : I steal her fortune, and then I come pick-you up !

[Evo]

Hey Evo : I steal her fortune, and then I come pick-you up !♥♥♥

---

[humanino]

I'll take those three little hearts with me, and hug them everytime I miss you during my michiavelic mission ♥♥♥

... yes, I am romantic too sometimes :wink:

[Artman]

Poor Tribdog is drowning in sorrow because he gets too much sex from beautiful women and you two, humanino and Evo, are making out right in front of him. Shame on you. Have you no compassion for the poor guy? :grumpy:

[humanino]

he gets too much sex from beautiful women
I am a victim of the same problem :eek:

Sorry tripdog, I did not realize...

[DarkAnt]

Poor Tribdog is drowning in sorrow because he gets too much sex from beautiful women and you two, humanino and Evo, are making out right in front of him. Shame on you. Have you no compassion for the poor guy? :grumpy:

Don't even start with me, I haven't even gone out with a girl before and I'm 17! Truth is...I'm afraid of rejection :cry:

[humanino]

I have been afraid of rejection for years, until realizing I could have success with girls. And after that, I also realized "who cares ?" you have to try. The more you try the more you are likely to get it :wink:

[humanino]

Don't even start with me, I haven't even gone out with a girl before and I'm 17! Truth is...I'm afraid of rejection :cry:
The simple fact that you doubt about yourself makes you already more interesting that most of those empty girls proud of themselves and that maybe you are afraid by.

[Evo]

Poor Tribdog is drowning in sorrow because he gets too much sex from beautiful womenNow you're going to make me cry. Poor tribdog. :frown:

[The Bob]

I never had an luck before now, well not really. A 'thing' that wouldn't work but now I am happy. Just keep on trying it will work out. :biggrin:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Artman]

Now you're going to make me cry. Poor tribdog. :frown:
We could hold an internet telethon for guys like Tribdog.

"Please give to those who get" could be our slogan. :smile:

[Gokul43201]

"Please give to those who get" could be our slogan. :smile:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Artman]

A word now from The Tribdog Foundation.

We have millions of researchers trying desperately to find the cause of gettin-too-much syndrome. Only after we find how this happens can we hope to achieve success.

Remember the words of our founder: "Never have so many, given so much, to so few, so often."

Please give till it hurts. Every piece helps.

Give to those who get. Thank you.

Smooth operators are standing by.

:rofl: :smile: :biggrin:

[jimmy p]

Hey trib, dont get down. Have you ever tried asexual reproduction? It hasnt worked for me yet but you gotta keep trying

DIVIDE DIVIDE!!

[Evo]

A word now from The Tribdog Foundation.

We have millions of researchers trying desperately to find the cause of gettin-too-much syndrome. Only after we find how this happens can we hope to achieve success.

Remember the words of our founder: "Never have so many, given so much, to so few, so often."

Please give till it hurts. Every piece helps.

Give to those who get. Thank you.

Smooth operators are standing by.

:rofl: :smile: :biggrin: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I love it!!

[Artman]

We're back to continue our Tribdog Internet-Athon to benefit research into the cause and cure of Gettin-Too-Much Syndrome (GTMS).

We have some great stars on tap to provide entertainment for this worthy cause.

Madonna will perform "Like a Virgin."

Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones will sing their hit: "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Micheal Jackson will be doing: "Beat It."

Just to name a few.

But it's not all fun and games here. Not by a long shot. Our researchers believe that a cure is possible! They are collecting antibodies from persons afflicted with Can't-Get-Any disease. They believe that these antibodies can be made into a vaccine that when given to a sufferer of GTMS will turn that person from Gettin-Too-Much to Might-Get-Some-If-You're-Real-Lucky. We can only hope. The procedure is dangerous though and could send them right over to Wouldn't-Get-Any-If-You-Paid-For-It-And-Wore-A-Bag. More research is definitely needed.

Please give and give and give to those who get.

[humanino]

:surprised :uhh: :eek:
I am too afraid of the "Wouldn't-Get-Any-If-You-Paid-For-It-And-Wore-A-Bag" if the process cannot be inverted. I prefer to become a priest.

Or better : I will buy myself a "I'm into physics"-front "and I love scratching my ***** in pubic"-back T-shirt. If that is not enough I will by a "I have nematode parasites, and consider getting smallpox" hat.

[Gokul43201]

We have some great stars on tap to provide entertainment for this worthy cause.

Madonna will perform "Like a Virgin."

Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones will sing their hit: "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Micheal Jackson will be doing: "Beat It."

Just to name a few...

Please give and give and give to those who get.

:rofl: :rofl: This only gets better...

[Artman]

Here we are again at the Tribdog Internet-Athon working for a cure for GTMS, the dreaded disease that can afflict people of all ages, but certainly hits hardest on the young.

Let's hear a big round of applause for Aerosmith performing the Beatles "Come Together."

Let's have a look at our tally board.

(Please note that we have been polling our pledge people with a few simple questions.)

So far we have pledges from...Well it seems no one has actually pledged, but several have left us some coments.

Married men say they refuse to pledge because they think that someone ought to be getting some.

Unmarried women say, leave him alone.

Married women say, Hummm this is odd, they also say leave him alone.

Unmarried men say they would pledge but they waste all of their money trying to get some.

So as you can see this leaves our total at 0.

Oh well. We're going to keep at this though.

In the meantime here is George Thoroughgood and "Bad To The Bone."

Remember give from your heart and for our larger donations we will give you a heart pin so you can put a heart-on for GTMS. :smile: :rofl: :smile:

Hang in there Tribdog, this is all for you!

[Evo]

Here we are again at the Tribdog Internet-Athon working for a cure for GTMS, the dreaded disease that can afflict people of all ages, but certainly hits hardest on the young.

Let's hear a big round of applause for Aerosmith performing the Beatles "Come Together."

Let's have a look at our tally board.Artman, this is truly a great cause and I am so proud of you for championing the plight of those afflicted with GTMS. The musical guests you have selected add so much.

I am deeply touched as I know others here in GD are. :approve:

[Moonbear]

Novel Protein Absent in Get-Too-Much Syndrome (GTMS) Patients
P.F. Moonbear
Center for GTMS Studies

Abstract:
Get-Too-Much Syndrome (GTMS) has been reported as an important quality-of-life issue affecting nearly 15% of men aged 19-35. Those afflicted with this disorder commonly report symptoms including inability to sustain long-term relationships, frequent occurrences of characteristic swelling on one or both sides of the face resembling a "hand print," and difficulty recalling names of sexual partners. GTMS appears to preferentially afflict men in highly paid professions, which has led a number of researchers to hypothesize that occupational exposure to an unidentified substance may lead to GTMS. However, we propose an alternate hypothesis based on behavioral observations of men in natural settings. In our previous report, we noted that men afflicted with GTMS were more likely to congregate in locations with high populations of women, and were less likely than normal controls to congregate in locations with predominantly male populations, such as sports arenas and physics lectures. Therefore, we compared GTMS patients with normal controls recruited from local sports arenas. Subjects were matched for socioeconomic status, average weekly alcohol consumption, height and weight. Blood samples were collected from both groups for comparison of numerous indicators of endocrine and health status. For most parameters measured, including free testosterone concentrations, LDL:HDL ratios, and immune function, no significant differences were detected for the two groups. However, a novel protein with MW=25kDa was identified in blood samples of normal controls that was undetectable in GTMS subjects. We propose that this novel protein, which we have named GEEK (GTMS Environmental Evasion Kinase), is part of a second-messenger cascade required for normal neuronal function in men. This disruption of this neuronal function in the absence of GEEK likely leads to the altered behavior of GTMS patients, resulting in them getting too much. Further studies are planned to determine if GEEK is up-regulated during aging, when GTMS symptoms typically lessen. We also propose that GEEK has increased activity in the presence of the chaperone molecule, WIFE (Wild Inhibition-Free Ending protein), possibly explaining the rapid cessation of GTMS symptoms that is correlated with detection of WIFE. These findings suggest a novel molecular basis for GTMS, and provide the possibility of development of therapeutic approaches for treating GTMS with either GEEK proteins or WIFE. Support provided by: Tribdog Foundation Grant #12345.

[Evo]

Moonbear, that's hysterical!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Finally, the scientific explanation for GTMS, thanks to "Tribdog Foundation Grant #12345". :biggrin:

[The Bob]

OK, you have all gone mad, but for GTMS I would like to offer a pound of butter if you raise a cake of £1000. Then the cake will taste better. See??? We all win. :rofl:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Monique]

Novel Protein Absent in Get-Too-Much Syndrome (GTMS) Patients
P.F. Moonbear
Center for GTMS Studies :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tribdog]

And people say I'm insensitive.
Geeez, I'm just looking for someone to love.

[Artman]

Novel Protein Absent in Get-Too-Much Syndrome (GTMS) Patients
P.F. Moonbear
Center for GTMS Studies

Abstract:...We propose that this novel protein, which we have named GEEK (GTMS Environmental Evasion Kinase), is part of a second-messenger cascade required for normal neuronal function in men. This disruption of this neuronal function in the absence of GEEK likely leads to the altered behavior of GTMS patients, resulting in them getting too much. Further studies are planned to determine if GEEK is up-regulated during aging, when GTMS symptoms typically lessen. We also propose that GEEK has increased activity in the presence of the chaperone molecule, WIFE (Wild Inhibition-Free Ending protein), possibly explaining the rapid cessation of GTMS symptoms that is correlated with detection of WIFE. ...Support provided by: Tribdog Foundation Grant #12345.
We here at the foundation are deeply moved to see the scientific community actively seeking the cause and cure for Getting-Too-Much Syndrome. Honest we are moved to tears (and LMAO!)

Thanks Moonbear for that report. Yes we are working, but there is still so much more to do.

Today we have a special treat for you here at the GTMS Internet-Athon. We have an interview with a person who is afflicted with an advanced case of GTMS, which we sometimes refer to as GWTMS (Getting-WAY-Too-Much Syndrome).

US: Have you had the disease for a long time?

Very long.

US: Life with Getting-Too-Much-Syndrome must be pretty tough, isn't it?

Yes. It's hard.

US: Progress towards treatment has not been quick in coming has it?

Slow, very slow.

US: Have you sought a cure on your own?

Yes. It's been a long time coming.

US: So, to sum things up, It's been long, hard, slow, very slow and a long time coming. We're all pulling for you. Just keep on plugging away.

Thank you for your encouragement and support.

There you have it. The toll this disease can take on a person.

Coming up next we have Jerry Lews and his French interpreter!

:yuck: :biggrin:

[Gokul43201]

US: So, to sum things up, It's been long, hard, slow, very slow and a long time coming. We're all pulling for you. Just keep on plugging away.

:approve: :biggrin: :rofl: :tongue2: :tongue:

[humanino]

US: So, to sum things up, It's been long, hard, slow, very slow and a long time coming.
This is thick. Ooops. Pardon my french :tongue2:

[Artman]

And people say I'm insensitive.
Geeez, I'm just looking for someone to love.

Sorry. Just having some fun. We all love you Tribdog. You have such a great sense of humor I thought you would be writing in to the Tribdog Foundation with your own views on the subject.

Seriously, I hope you find that love you want.

[humanino]

What should I say either ! I could not sleep all night just because I wanted to take a beer with my buddies yesterday and I have been kidnapped by a group of histerical hooties, and today I'm unable to work. GTMS effects on concentration have not even been investigated yet.

Thank you all for the Internet-Athon. It helps us so much.

[Artman]

...I have been kidnapped by a group of histerical hooties, and today I'm unable to work...

Thank you all for the Internet-Athon. It helps us so much.
We only wish we could help more. :tongue2:

We were hoping to have Jerry Lewis with us today, but he was not available. Sorry about that humanino, being French you probably are aware of his immense popularity in your country. As a side note, it has been determined that having Jerry Lewis on the TV can actually act as a deterrent to sex. As soon as the familiar sound of "Oh Mrs LAYYY-DEE" is spoken, sex is the farthest thing from your mind. In light of this discovery, researchers are working with recordings of Jerry to try and affect a cure. :tongue2: :rofl:

[Moonbear]

We here at the foundation are deeply moved to see the scientific community actively seeking the cause and cure for Getting-Too-Much Syndrome. Honest we are moved to tears (and LMAO!)

We are extremely grateful for the continued support of the Tribdog Foundation for our research efforts into finding a cure for GTMS. We are making great headway into understanding this disease, but please keep in mind that a cure may still be a long way off. With the generous contributions of the Tribdog Foundation, we hope this cure will be found much sooner.

US: So, to sum things up, It's been long, hard, slow, very slow and a long time coming. We're all pulling for you. Just keep on plugging away.

The physicians we collaborate with in our clinical studies advise that this will only exacerbate the symptoms of GTMS.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[humanino]

I also wanted to thank scientists participation in the Internet-Athon. Of course nothing would be possible to help us without them. Especially the great biologist Moonbear whose highest skills in reproduction, endocrinology, and behavior among other provide invaluable hopes to us suffering. Moon bear, we are aware all the sacrifices you make for us.

We hope the Internet-Athon will help also to make your lab more confortable.

[Evo]

Alas, poor humanino, another silent sufferer of GTMS. It sounds like you may actually have the more serious affliction GWTMS.

tribdog, we love you, seriously. :approve:

[Artman]

Alas, poor humanino, another silent sufferer of GTMS. It sounds like you may actually have the more serious affliction GWTMS...
Your diagnosis sounds right on Evo.

Although there is no known cure for GTMS or GWTMS, there are treatments to help ease the suffering:

He could try doing impersonations of Jerry Lewis. Or as we like to call it, the "Oh MRS LAYYYY-DEE" sex deterrent.

He could spend more time in the physics areas of this forum. Now please note that there is no known link between spending more time in the physics forum areas and GTMS, there is a possible correlation between this and the increase of the novel protein, GEEK (GTMS Environmental Evasion Kinase) discovered only recently by the Moonbear Center for GTMS Studies. Spending more time at PF is an experimental course and should not be relied upon soley as a treatment for GTMS.

Then of course there is sharing. When faced with a "group of Hooties," split up the group among your friends.

Remember we here at the Tribdog foundation are available to help you day and night. Consider us your friends.
:biggrin:

[humanino]

Thank you so much guys for your support.

I am doubtlessely spending much time in the physics area, and indeed never had any symptom over there. Yet I remember having a test revealing a high GEEK concentration. This test has been advised to me by the great GD forum. That would imply the GEEK protein might be somehow inhibited in certain subjects. I cannot tell for sure, but this might be due to another disordered state called High Omphalocele Triglyceride (HOT). It has been often claimed that GEEK and HOT disorders could never observed in the same subject. Thanks to the Internet-Athon, this hypothesis is now reconsidered.

Another achivement of the Tribdog foundation.

[Tsu]

Artman, this is truly a great cause and I am so proud of you for championing the plight of those afflicted with GTMS. The musical guests you have selected add so much.

I am deeply touched as I know others here in GD are. :approve:

What she said... :biggrin:

Art - you da MAN!! :wink:

[Moonbear]

Folks in Amsterdam seem to have found at least a temporary remedy for GTMS...COWS!!! :rofl:

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=0YWNWWNPTEPT4CRBAEOCF EY?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6210163

"Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public and apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex," the mayor said.

[humanino]

That is terrible for Amsterdam ! The city of sin and kingdom of the devil :tongue2:


_____________
I'm unfair : I love Amsterdam. It is one of the most beautiful city in Europe. But indeed, the GTMS must be terrible over there : Dutch are most attractive people :redface:

[Artman]

That was Jewel with her song, "Do You," and ELO asking the musical Question "Do Ya, do ya, want my love?"

Folks in Amsterdam seem to have found at least a temporary remedy for GTMS...COWS!!! :rofl:

Once again the Moonbear Center for GTMS should be congratulated on their research efforts to stop GTMS.

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=0YWNWWNPTEPT4CRBAEOCF EY?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6210163

"Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public and apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex," the mayor said.

humanino your post on HOT is also very enlightening.

I cannot tell for sure, but this might be due to another disordered state called High Omphalocele Triglyceride (HOT). It has been often claimed that GEEK and HOT disorders could never observed in the same subject.

:biggrin:
And what can I say to all of you watching in GD land, like Evo and Tsunami, besides thank you! We hope that the musical talents of our guests can move you in ways that you can really appreciate and make you dig deep down and give to those who get.

[i_wish_i_was_smart]

wow, i'm in the i-do-not-get-enough-even-if-my-life-depended-on-it-cuz-i'm-too-much-of-a-chicken-**** category, now i know where i stand

[Artman]

For the Internet-Athon Grand Finale we’ve gathered all of our stars together. They are holding hands, standing on the stage on elevated tiers and they are beginning to sway. Clapton walks on stage and straps on an acoustic guitar, Elton is at the keyboard, Sting is on Bass, Phil on drums, Duane is going to add a little slide guitar, BB’s got Lucille. They’re backed by a 20 piece orchestra. The majestic strains of our closing number begin to rise (It is the tune of “We Are The World.”)

They begin to sing the Getting-Too-Much-Theme:

We get the girls.
We get the people.
When gettin’ r done,
We got no equal.

We’re trying to stop.
To find someone true.
But in bed we hop.
And do someone new.

We get the girls.
We get the people.
When gettin’ r done,
We got no equal.

It’s GEEK that we lack.
But we’re trying to fight.
Yet we’re flat on our back.
Gettin’ r done every night.

We get the girls.
We get the people.
When gettin’ r done,
We got no equal.

Getting-Too-Much
Is the syndrome we’ve got.
But it’s not all our fault,
‘Cause we’ve also got HOT.

We get the girls.
We get the people.
When gettin’ r done,
We got no equal.

We could share with our friends,
Or just take all the hooties
Oh where will it end,
This long string of Bootie!

We get the girls.
We get the people.
When gettin’ r done,
We got no equal.

We get the girls.
We get the people.
When gettin’ r done,
We got no equal.

Thanks everyone for your support! It's only through your help that we can end this long string of Bootie!

[Evo]

Artman, that was GREAT!!!!!! :biggrin:

I didn't realize you were so talented. :approve:

This thread is a new classic.

[Artman]

Artman, that was GREAT!!!!!! :biggrin:

I didn't realize you were so talented. :approve:

This thread is a new classic.
Thanks Evo! :smile:
I just figured this thread should end with a big bang! :biggrin: :tongue2: :biggrin:

[Gokul43201]

:rofl: Artman, that's priceless :rofl: <especially if you're in the lab singing aloud...and your group members are not deaf >

But, despite that, it's not nearly worth it unless you sing to tune. :biggrin:

Sing along, people !! :smile:

[Artman]

:rofl: Artman, that's priceless :rofl: <especially if you're in the lab singing aloud...and your group members are not deaf >

But, despite that, it's not nearly worth it unless you sing to tune. :biggrin:

Sing along, people !! :smile:
Gokul43201, you mean you were singing this outloud in your lab!? :surprised: :rofl: :rofl:
Let's all give a big hand to the Getting-Too-Much Singers! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: And an even bigger hand to those singing along at home!!! :biggrin: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[humanino]

I can sing. The others are gone here :frown:
What would I become without the Internet-Athon.
It can't already be over. I can't wait until next year.

How much did we get this year ? :uhh:

[Math Is Hard]

How much did we get this year ? :uhh:

Not as much as tribdog, I'm guessing

[Artman]

Not as much as tribdog, I'm guessing
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[tribdog]

You people are crazy. lol
I decided to ask an ugly girl out. No, I shouldn't call her ugly. She's a tough looking Mexican girl who could probably beat me up, but she has a great personality. I asked the local Texaco cashier if she wanted to do something this weekend. She said "What do you want to do this weekend?" I said, "you" she seemed to think it was a good idea.

[Evo]

You people are crazy. lol
I decided to ask an ugly girl out. No, I shouldn't call her ugly. She's a tough looking Mexican girl who could probably beat me up, but she has a great personality.I'm proud of you tribdog, I think.

I asked the local Texaco cashier if she wanted to do something this weekend. She said "What do you want to do this weekend?" I said, "you" she seemed to think it was a good idea. :bugeye: Ok, that's more like the tribdog we all know and love. :rolleyes:

[tribdog]

I'm so cool, huh?

[i_wish_i_was_smart]

I'm so cool, huh?
for sure eh

[Evo]

I'm so cool, huh?There are no words that can do you justice. :wink:

[tribdog]

There are no words that can do you justice. :wink:
I don't know about that. a simple "yes" from you would do wonders.