My boy fiend problim

[DMP]

we have talked for months/years via........internet, I fell in love with him because he is so so a SEXY BERTIE (daviass kalinsky is his reel name,, oh, i only guess, guess is corect ?). the way he talked, the way he did for me too, via internet.
I wrote him some emails promessing him that i be good and praying for him my mojo sexy bluckie bertie. Now, he goes where I dont know.

What can I do now ?
is it true I was cybered, he lied to me right ? I was in the matrix right ? how can I get out of this matrix of love, I lobe him. People say I am sick., I am sad because i think i am still lobe him :blushing: :cry:

[DMP]

I didn't mean to cyber him but why he cubered me ? :cry:
You! lied to me so You=+1+1+1+1+1+1=6
Me =+1-1+1+1+1+1+1+1-6=0
:wink:

Are you still lobing me, MW- Michael Whones ?

[BoulderHead]

Some people give better Internet than others.

[Gokul43201]

Some people give better Internet than others.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: heeheeheee :rofl: :rofl:

Ummm, sorry. :redface:

[BoulderHead]

It might be a good time to start looking for a new Service Provider... :biggrin:

[Gokul43201]

Going strong, aren't you ? :rofl: :rofl:

[poolwin2001]

You named your thread right.Your boy friend is a ' :rofl: fiend'

[Moonbear]

You named your thread right.Your boy friend is a ' :rofl: fiend'

:rofl: :rofl: Yep, I try to stay away from those boy fiends. They just wind up growing into bigger fiends. :rofl:

[jimmy p]

maybe it was because he had a 3.5" floppy....

[BoulderHead]

maybe it was because he had a 3.5" floppy....
I think what may have happened was somebody's subnet mask fell off... :biggrin:

[Andy]

Just didnt have the hardware to keep going.

[Gokul43201]

Perhaps DMP should just get rid of that lousy mouse and buy herself a nice joystick.

[BoulderHead]

Dynamic RAM suspected to be at insufficient level. Recommend another hard drive to compliment joystick.

[Gokul43201]

And get a good sub-woofer. That'll simply blow you...ummm, away.

[BoulderHead]

So much is judged by appearence I'd half suspect the form factor may be to blame.

[Gokul43201]

Or the humidity. It might help to look for shorts and eliminate them.

[BoulderHead]

That could result in quite an unpleasant shock. [Re]applying Subnet Mask first should make the receiving station more receptive to presentation layer.

[Gokul43201]

Some people complain about their computers even before they stick the plug into the socket. They're just lousy weiners...I mean, whiners

[BoulderHead]

They probably have a compulsive habit of running regedit then checking for status in social registry. DMP may feel Unshielded from this Twisted Pair, but Jabbering can be reduced by finding a new NIC. Such will reduce the unhappy past to a level of mere Token Passing.

[Gokul43201]

Of course, unless your cable's doubly-shielded you can't say you're getting any protection. The double shielding reduces all kinds of capacitive pick-up. In fact, if you insist on double-shielding, you may never get picked up !

[BoulderHead]

As it has been some time since DMP posted this thread I fear the sexy Bertie mojo may have been plummeted in a matrix of love, resulting in an unmerciful cubering for having cybered him in the first place. I do hope everyone is alright, but free electrons have a way of slipping through the fingers.

[Gokul43201]

I fear SEXY BERTIE has gone back to making porn films.

daviass kalinsky is his reel name