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eNtRopY
Aug5-03, 10:54 AM
If the war on Iraq were an action movie, I think the trailer slogan would go something like this:

GULF WAR II: the good guys just got bad!

or

They tried to take his oil, they tried to kill his father, they made him think they were making bombs... now it's payback time! George W. Bush in Missing the Action.

or

Arabic is a disease. He's the cure. George W. Bush is DUMBO.


eNtRopY

BoulderHead
Aug5-03, 11:10 AM
For American Eyes Only
How about a dude with a green card?

Chemicalsuperfreak
Aug5-03, 05:10 PM
How 'bout:

In a world, where it's 1991, a vastly militarily superior nation invades a smaller, defenseless one for its oil...

now...

In a world, where it's 2003, a vastly militarily superior nation invades a smaller, defenseless one for its oil...

It's (cue music) Looks Who's A Brutal Dictator Now, starring:

Alfred E. Neuman as George W. Bush.


A Jerry Bruckheimer/Halliburton joint.

drag
Aug5-03, 11:58 PM
How about:

George W. Bush the power of freedom kicks some evil Muslim
*** and then gets reelected despite the clueless fools who
don't care about anyone and have no idea how the world works.
(If he just didn't look like a moron so much it would also help [:D], but who cares as long as he's told the right things to do.)

Live long and prosper.

Zero
Aug6-03, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by drag
How about:

George W. Bush the power of freedom kicks some evil Muslim
*** and then gets reelected despite the clueless fools who
don't care about anyone and have no idea how the world works.
(If he just didn't look like a moron so much it would also help [:D], but who cares as long as he's told the right things to do.)

Live long and prosper.

Sounds just like a movie, doesn't it? Well, some sort of lightweight popcorn fiction at any rate.

eNtRopY
Aug6-03, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by BoulderHead
How about a dude with a green card?

Sure, if a green card means you want to be assimilated.

eNtRopY

BoulderHead
Aug6-03, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by eNtRopY
Sure, if a green card means you want to be assimilated.

eNtRopY
Welllll, I must be going now. [:D]

Monique
Aug6-03, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by eNtRopY
If the war on Iraq were an action movie, I think the trailer slogan would go something like this:

GULF WAR II: the good guys just got bad!

or

They tried to take his oil, they tried to kill his father, they made him think they were making bombs... now it's payback time! George W. Bush in Missing the Action.

or

Arabic is a disease. He's the cure. George W. Bush is DUMBO.


eNtRopY

You came back!!? Sorry, I know I shouldn't be in here :)

drag
Aug6-03, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Zero
Sounds just like a movie, doesn't it? Well, some sort of lightweight popcorn fiction at any rate.
Nah... [:D] That's the type of movies that imbiciles ussualy
watch once they get tired of dreaming about universal
conspiracy theories or wondering why the fridge's empty. [;)]

Live long and prosper.