Relationships for people over 50

[Evo]

Egads, just for fun I checked out match.com's site for seniors. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Why do they all look like Larry the Cable guy???

I selected men from 5'5 to 7'11"", agnostic/atheist, between 50-65 years old, intelligent, body type slim, average, or a few extra pounds, for pen pal, friendship or casual relationship.

Results - ZERO.

So they lowered my search age to 40 and searched the entire US. Got a few hits but :eek:

Where are the easy going, intelligent men that don't look like neanderthals standing next to corvettes?

[Ivan Seeking]

Egads, just for fun I checked out match.com's site for seniors. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Why do they all look like Larry the Cable guy???

I selected men from 5'5 to 7'11"", agnostic/atheist, between 50-65 years old, intelligent, body type slim, average, or a few extra pounds, for pen pal, friendship or casual relationship.

Results - ZERO.

So they lowered my search age to 40 and searched the entire US. Got a few hits but :eek:

Where are the easy going, intelligent men that don't look like neanderthals standing next to corvettes?

Try >50, looks and weight irrelevant, looking for cheap thrills.

[Evo]

Try >50, looks and weight irrelevant, looking for cheap thrills.<snork> :biggrin:

[S_Happens]

Obviously some of us have not put in the required time...

[lisab]

Egads, just for fun I checked out match.com's site for seniors. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Why do they all look like Larry the Cable guy???

I selected men from 5'5 to 7'11"", agnostic/atheist, between 50-65 years old, intelligent, body type slim, average, or a few extra pounds, for pen pal, friendship or casual relationship.

Results - ZERO.

So they lowered my search age to 40 and searched the entire US. Got a few hits but :eek:

Where are the easy going, intelligent men that don't look like neanderthals standing next to corvettes?

From personal experience, I can tell you it's the atheist thing that gets us, Evo.

[TurtleMeister]

Evo, except for the intelligent part, I fit your criteria perfectly. But sorry to say I'm already taken. However, I can tell you that the online thing can work sometimes. It did for me. And, it was an online community similar to this one (not physics related) that lead up to my perfect match. :)

[Evo]

From personal experience, I can tell you it's the atheist thing that gets us, Evo.I've seen advice columnists telling people to select any or at least a few religions in order to get more results.

turtle, I've been on this forum for 8 years and only a couple of men have approached me. :frown:

[Borek]

I've been on this forum for 8 years and only a couple of men have approached me. :frown:

Mere mortals don't date goddesses.

[Pengwuino]

turtle, I've been on this forum for 8 years and only a couple of men have approached me. :frown:

Mere mortals don't date goddesses.

I personally thought we would get banned for even daring to!

Also, how do you search for "intelligent" on match.com? Do I get to check off boxes that say "Dumbass, Theatre Major, Average Intelligence, Very Intelligence, Nobel Prize winner"?

[DaveC426913]

agnostic/atheist
Try "non-religious".

Seems to me what you want to search for is simply someone who has no strong religious views.

[Evo]

I personally thought we would get banned for even daring to!

Also, how do you search for "intelligent" on match.com? Do I get to check off boxes that say "Dumbass, Theatre Major, Average Intelligence, Very Intelligence, Nobel Prize winner"?
You can, or could, do keyword searches of their entire profile on the standard match.com.

[DaveC426913]

You can, or could, do keyword searches of their entire profile on the standard match.com.

Perhaps the key then, is to do keyword searches for specific categories that people you like might be into. How many people put "intelligent" into their profile?

[Evo]

I think Greg should start a dating site for geeks. Chris and his partners sold OK Cupid to match.com for $50 million.

[DaveC426913]

Wait, I thought you were a self-proclaimed misanthrope?

Your hard-crunchy exterior starting to soften a little? :wink:

[Evo]

I personally thought we would get banned for even daring to!

Also, how do you search for "intelligent" on match.com? Do I get to check off boxes that say "Dumbass, Theatre Major, Average Intelligence, Very Intelligence, Nobel Prize winner"?Almost as many as those that claim to be "very attractive". I'm sure they might be attractive to some life form, but it's not human.

[lisab]

Perhaps the key then, is to do keyword searches for specific categories that people you like might be into. How many people put "intelligent" into their profile?

A lot, but it's often spelled wrong.

[DaveC426913]

A lot, but it's often spelled wrong.

:rofl: Yes, you can filter out words too, can't you? Like "enteligent"

[Evo]

Wait, I thought you were a self-proclaimed misanthrope?
I am. If I joined, my profile would start out "I am boring & tired. I sit at the computer all day and watch the squirrels outside my window eating the seeds I've put down for them.

My old match profile actually did say that I did not want "Mr Excitement" and went into a bit of detail to get across just how boring I was.

[Pengwuino]

My old match profile actually did say that I did not want "Mr Excitement" and went into a bit of detail to get across just how boring I was.

*yawn*

[TurtleMeister]

One method that I used when I was doing the online dating sites was to try and be the first one to greet new female members when they registered. But nothing more than just a simple welcome. Anything more will just make you seem weird, creepy, or desperate. The greeting will almost always cause them to check out your profile. And it's even more likely to work for a woman because there are a lot more men than women on dating sites. And of course you can be choosey by only greeting the ones that interest you.

[TurtleMeister]

My old match profile actually did say that I did not want "Mr Excitement" and went into a bit of detail to get across just how boring I was.

*yawn*

I agree. Do not put that in your profile. :)

[Evo]

I agree. Do not put that in your profile. :)I've had "Mr Excitement", I want "Mr dull & boring".

He should like moonlit walks to the dumpster, not mind me sleeping next to a box of kleenex, hopefully he will not wake up when I scream out in pain at 3am when I hit my toe on the corner of the wall on my way to the bathroom. He will line my meds up for me to take and keep track of them for me.

<sigh>

[KingNothing]

Some guys will put that they are religious just because it's more desirable (as in, more women search for that).

[Evo]

Some guys will put that they are religious just because it's more desirable (as in, more women search for that).Yeah, and that means they're willing to lie to get a date. Nope.

[Pengwuino]

One method that I used when I was doing the online dating sites was to try and be the first one to greet new female members when they registered. But nothing more than just a simple welcome. Anything more will just make you seem weird, creepy, or desperate. The greeting will almost always cause them to check out your profile. And it's even more likely to work for a woman because there are a lot more men than women on dating sites. And of course you can be choosey by only greeting the ones that interest you.

No, that is creepy/desperate :tongue2: . If you're a guy, you're going to be lumped in with 20 other guys trying to contact the girl.

It would probably work for a girl, as I doubt guys get dog-piled on when they join sites like.

Maybe I should try one of those sites out. "Nobel Prize winning Penguin. Very religious if need-be. I make a lot of money and will do everything for you regardless of how much you pull your own weight or how much you actually care to do anything for me".

[Evo]

Maybe I should try one of those sites out. "Nobel Prize winning Penguin. Very religious if need-be. I make a lot of money and will do everything for you regardless of how much you pull your own weight or how much you actually care to do anything for me".For shame!!!

(Let us know how well it works).

[ViewsofMars]

After reading this thread, might I suggest Evo that you consider joining some clubs in your vacinity that peek your interests. Think of all the volunteer organizations that promote wildlife, nature, or things that might interest you. You would be surprised that even men enjoy learning about antiques and go on nature walks through countrysides and ocean trails. You might like to consider becoming a volunteer for a museum or a theater that does productions or a book club. Make a list of things that peek your interest and join a club or organization that you think would be fun. It's amazing how many men join poetry clubs and art classes. Just some ideas passing your way. Best wishes to you on your journey. Life is fun. Live it! :smile:

[DaveC426913]

Evo, you sell yourself short. You are trying to ensure you list all the worst traits about you. Why?

You have positive traits, you would do stuff that's not boring - with the right person.

You ex was not Mr. Excitement, he was Mr. Not Safe. You can find someone to do things with that you find exciting - and they don't have to be out of your control or take you way past your comfort level.

Now, go back and write a bio that puts your best foot forward. The bio describing the person you want to be when you're with the right person.

Go. Git. No cookies till you're done.

[Pengwuino]

For shame!!!

(Let us know how well it works).

I haven't even signed up for a site and I already have 10 e-mails from people.

[Evo]

After reading this thread, might I suggest Evo that you consider joining some clubs in your vacinity that peek your interests. Think of all the volunteer organizations that promote wildlife, nature, or things that might interest you. You would be surprised that even men enjoy learning about antiques and go on nature walks through countrysides and ocean trails. You might like to consider becoming a volunteer for a museum or a theater that does productions or a book club. Make a list of things that peek your interest and join a club or organization that you think would be fun. It's amazing how many men join poetry clubs and art classes. Just some ideas passing your way. Best wishes to you on your journey. Life is fun. Live it! :smile:I wanted to volunteer at the arboretum, but then I hurt my hips. Need to get that fixed.

I am seriously considering becoming a volunteer proof reader for the Guttenberg project. But that's done on my home computer and I would never actually meet anyone.

Oh, and this is Kansas, as in we ain't got no culture here, nope, don't allow it, damn city slickers. *spits chaw into styrofoam cup*

[hypatia]

He should like moonlit walks to the dumpster, not mind me sleeping next to a box of kleenex, hopefully he will not wake up when I scream out in pain at 3am when I hit my toe on the corner of the wall on my way to the bathroom. He will line my meds up for me to take and keep track of them for me.

<sigh>

You will find someone, who is just perfect for you...and good with meds...meaning the dispensing of them, not sneaking yours.

[ViewsofMars]

I wanted to volunteer at the arboretum, but then I hurt my hips. Need to get that fixed.

I am seriously considering becoming a volunteer proof reader for the Guttenberg project. But that's done on my home computer and I would never actually meet anyone.

Oh, and this is Kansas, as in we ain't got no culture here, nope, don't allow it, damn city slickers. *spits chaw into styrofoam cup*

Never been to Kansas. Sorry to learn about your hips but I assume you can walk. If that is the case then you can become a docent or take some classes at the Deanna Rose Children's Farmstead and the Overland park Arboretum and Botanical Gardens in Kansas. You might even donate some of your time selling items in their gift shop or help to plan an event. Once you are a docent (volunteer) then you are invited to private functions with thier Trustees and Fellows of the garden. You can meet a lot of fine people at those events too. Trustees and Fellows of Botanical Gardens travel the world and they are people who are extremely nice. Who knows, you may meet a nice gentleman there. :smile:

I think there are great opportunities available to you. Just call the number and see if you can volunteer or even take a class there.

http://www.artsandrec-op.org/arboretum/index.html
http://www.opkansas.org/Things-to-See-And-Do/Arboretum-Classes-Programs-And-Events
http://www.artsandrec-op.org/index.html

It's just a baby step toward a rewarding future.

[Zryn]

Internet dating should give you a fresh outlook on misanthropy.

You might even find one of those annoying compulsive types, like the ones who can't help but mention:

Pique (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pique)

Peak (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/peak)

Peek (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/peek)

[DaveC426913]

Internet dating should give you a fresh outlook on misanthropy.

You might even find one of those annoying compulsive types, like the ones who can't help but mention:

Pique (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pique)

Peak (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/peak)

Peek (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/peek)

Yeah yeah. We saw it. We ignored it. Grammar nazi... :wink:

[rootX]

I am sure there are many people not looking for something special or some special sparks but I wonder if sites like match.com are targeted for those people.

Just keep working on it I hope you get someone soon!

:biggrin:

[FrancisZ]

Egads, just for fun I checked out match.com's site for seniors. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Why do they all look like Larry the Cable guy???

...Where are the easy going, intelligent men that don't look like neanderthals standing next to corvettes?

Hmm...how do you feel about ninjas Evo?

Aq8cX633ZMo


Anyway...

True story: I tried eharmony myself. And do you know what they told me, after hours of painstakingly answering their surveys, and filling in vital information? That I fit into a low percentage of persons, they felt they'd rather be honest with, that they couldn't help. :rolleyes:

Laughed at my computer screen for about 10 minutes. I basically described someone I knew.

[ideasrule]

I am seriously considering becoming a volunteer proof reader for the Guttenberg project. But that's done on my home computer and I would never actually meet anyone.


Wow, this is the first time I've met another person who knows about the Guttenberg project. I used to be a proofreader, and it was very interesting to read old books from every conceivable subject. Definitely try it out, whether or not it's suitable for dating.

[Evo]

Wow, this is the first time I've met another person who knows about the Guttenberg project. I used to be a proofreader, and it was very interesting to read old books from every conceivable subject. Definitely try it out, whether or not it's suitable for dating.I love ancient manuscripts, so I often visit their site to see what's old that's new.

Oh dear, I just checked a site I belong to that I haven't visited for awhile and have 527 new messages from people. And my profile says not to bother contacting me.

[DaveC426913]

I love ancient manuscripts, so I often visit their site to see what's old that's new.

Oh dear, I just checked a site I belong to that I haven't visited for awhile and have 527 new messages from people. And my profile says not to bother contacting me.

Sorry 'bout that. You can ignore the first 526. I was feeling impatient and may have resent a few too many times.

[Evo]

Never been to Kansas. Sorry to learn about your hips but I assume you can walk. If that is the case then you can become a docent or take some classes at the Deanna Rose Children's Farmstead and the Overland park Arboretum and Botanical Gardens in Kansas. You might even donate some of your time selling items in their gift shop or help to plan an event. Once you are a docent (volunteer) then you are invited to private functions with thier Trustees and Fellows of the garden. You can meet a lot of fine people at those events too. Trustees and Fellows of Botanical Gardens travel the world and they are people who are extremely nice. Who knows, you may meet a nice gentleman there. :smile:

I think there are great opportunities available to you. Just call the number and see if you can volunteer or even take a class there.

http://www.artsandrec-op.org/arboretum/index.html
http://www.opkansas.org/Things-to-See-And-Do/Arboretum-Classes-Programs-And-Events
http://www.artsandrec-op.org/index.html

It's just a baby step toward a rewarding future.
Thank you for the links! I was about to sign up when I started having pain in my hips, especially if I walk or bend forward. I'm not much good at working on a outdoors project, which is what I wanted.

[I like Serena]

I'd go out with you..... :smile:

Except that I don't fit your criteria, just like almost 7 billion other people! :wink:

You're kind of picky, aren't you! :biggrin:

[micromass]

I'd go out with you..... :smile:

Except that I don't fit your criteria, just like almost 7 billion other people! :wink:

You're kind of picky, aren't you! :biggrin:

Now, now, let's not discourage Evo...
Let's mathematically calculate how many partner there are for a given person: See http://mathfail.com/2009/09/how-many-girls-are-there-for-me.html

I guess there would be about 10000 guys in the world that are potential dating material for Evo. So there's still hope left. The only question is how to meet them...

[Evo]

I selected men from 5'5 to 7'11"", agnostic/atheist, between 50-65 years old, intelligent, body type slim, average, or a few extra pounds, for pen pal, friendship or casual relationship.

Where are the easy going, intelligent men that don't look like neanderthals standing next to corvettes?

I'd go out with you..... :smile:

Except that I don't fit your criteria, just like almost 7 billion other people! :wink:

You're kind of picky, aren't you! :biggrin:Wait, what part do you not fit? Maybe it's negotiable. :wink:

[micromass]

Wait, what part do you not fit?

As for me, I don't fit any of your criteria :biggrin:

atheist -> nope
between 50/65 -> nope
intelligent -> nope
laidback -> depends on the situation, usually yes...

[Evo]

As for me, I don't fit any of your criteria :biggrin:

atheist -> nope
between 50/65 -> nope
intelligent -> nope
laidback -> depends on the situation, usually yes...
Yeah, but you're still my Supreme Onion. :!!) And you're very intelligent.

[I like Serena]

Wait, what part do you not fit? Maybe it's negotiable. :wink:

Well let's see... I can see that you consider me too young.
I wouldn't put "intelligent" in my profile.
And I'm not free for a relationship.

But I could be your pen pal...
Oh wait! I guess I already am, in a way! :wink:

[Evo]

Well let's see... I can see that you consider me too young.
I wouldn't put "intelligent" in my profile.
And I'm not free for a relationship.

But I could be your pen pal...
Oh wait! I guess I already am, in a way! :wink:I lied about the age thing, I like younger men. <cough>

All of the good men are taken. My best male friends are all married, except one, but he's not interested in talking much.

:frown:

[micromass]

I lied about the age thing, I like younger men. <cough>

All of the good men are taken. My best male friends are all married, except one, but he's not interested in talking much.

:frown:

What about this, Evo? http://www.sciconnect.com/ I checked out some profiles for your age range and they seem to be exactly what you want! :smile:

[Lisa!]

I don't like to get married but I also don't want to be alone when I'm over 50. :frown:

[Evo]

What about this, Evo? http://www.sciconnect.com/ I checked out some profiles for your age range and they seem to be exactly what you want! :smile:Oooh, Supreme Onion, you have done well!!

[Pengwuino]

What about this, Evo? http://www.sciconnect.com/ I checked out some profiles for your age range and they seem to be exactly what you want! :smile:

Damn nerds.

http://www.sciconnect.com/cgi/matchsum.cgi

They have a statistics page with notes :uhh:

[micromass]

Damn nerds.

http://www.sciconnect.com/cgi/matchsum.cgi

They have a statistics page with notes :uhh:

Here, penguin, dating on the south pole: http://www.youfreedating.com/dating-women-south-pole-city1.html

[Pengwuino]

Here, penguin, dating on the south pole: http://www.youfreedating.com/dating-women-south-pole-city1.html

Sounds like a winner

hell and how are u dong s wll o i am erica nd i am 30yrs of age ith no kids an i am looking formy love as well ok

[Math Is Hard]

Oooh, Supreme Onion, you have done well!!

Nice looking chemist here:
http://www.sciconnect.com/members/pics12mf/107854s.jpg

[Astronuc]

I think SciConnect will work for Evo.

[rhody]

I think SciConnect will work for Evo.

I agree Astro, I dug deeper, Evo, click here (http://www.sciconnect.com/photos.shtml) and from the men's photos, from sheer looks alone, see if any of these guys suit you (or if none, say nada).

Rhody... matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, catch me a catch... :redface: :smile:

P.S. Just to check them out, I clicked on the join link, it says these people are actively seeking others, so be careful what you wish for, lol. 65$ for a year and 30$ for three months.

[lisab]

Sounds like a winner

*wonders what formy love is :confused:*

[rhody]

*wonders what formy love is :confused:*

Lisa scores one, Jimmy = 54, Lisa = 23 and climbing, Note: numbers are ages as well, hehe...

Rhody... :redface:

P.S. Evo is hard at work with her choice(s), I am sure she report back, soon, well, then again, maybe not...

[Evo]

Unfortunately to look at what's available at the SciConnect site, I'd have to join up. So far the examples just don't do it for me. Although these people are definitely of higher overall quality and more open minded than at other sites.

[lisab]

Unfortunately to look at what's available at the SciConnect site, I'd have to join up. So far the examples just don't do it for me. Although these people are definitely of higher overall quality and more open minded than at other sites.

Keep this in mind, though: there are probably legions of geeks who meet your criteria, but only lurk on that site, hoping to find their EvoGoddess. If you join, you might pique the interest of one of them :wink:.

[Evo]

Keep this in mind, though: there are probably legions of geeks who meet your criteria, but only lurk on that site, hoping to find their EvoGoddess. If you join, you might pique the interest of one of them :wink:.Oooh, I didn't think of that!!

[ViewsofMars]

Thank you for the links! I was about to sign up when I started having pain in my hips, especially if I walk or bend forward. I'm not much good at working on a outdoors project, which is what I wanted.

Ok. Your health comes first!:smile: I hope you have seen your doctor. Sounds serious. As far as you looking for a mate on the Internet, I have my reservations. Two of my friends did that and ended up putting the guy on DON'T DATE HIM GIRL! (lol!) I can't stop laughing.... Best wishes on your jouney. Hope you fair well.

[BobG]

Where are the easy going, intelligent men that don't look like neanderthals standing next to corvettes?

If they were easy going, intelligent, and didn't look like neanderthals, they wouldn't need to stand next to a Corvette. The Corvette is just to divert attention.

It's tough to find a date when

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

[Pengwuino]

*wonders what formy love is :confused:*

The best kind of love

[ideasrule]

I'd go out with you..... :smile:

Except that I don't fit your criteria, just like almost 7 billion other people! :wink:

You're kind of picky, aren't you! :biggrin:

Evo, you seem like an interesting person. I'd go out with you too...:smile:

(Before anybody becomes too disturbed, I'm just kidding. I think I'm as far from fitting Evo's criteria as anybody can possibly be.)

[turbo]

Evo, you seem like an interesting person. I'd go out with you too...:smile:

(Before anybody becomes too disturbed, I'm just kidding. I think I'm as far from fitting Evo's criteria as anybody can possibly be.)I'd probably go out with Evo, too (arm's length relationship to start) if I were not happily married. Unfortunately, the Supreme Lard looks to be a high-maintenance partner, so it would not work at all for me.

I could fall for our new neighbor, though. She spent all afternoon yesterday grubbing the garden-site that I tilled for them and she had dirt all over her. When she'd gotten the sod and roots out, I ran the tractor back up there and tilled that spot two more times, so she'd have nice soft, aerated soil to hoe up and plant their peppers, tomatoes, etc.

[DaveC426913]

I could fall for our new neighbor, though. She spent all afternoon yesterday grubbing the garden-site that I tilled for them and she had dirt all over her. When she'd gotten the sod and roots out, I ran the tractor back up there and tilled that spot two more times, so she'd have nice soft, aerated soil to hoe up and plant their peppers, tomatoes, etc.

Man, that is just burgeoning with euphamistic imagery.

[rhody]

I could fall for our new neighbor, though. She spent all afternoon yesterday grubbing the garden-site that I tilled for them and she had dirt all over her. When she'd gotten the sod and roots out, I ran the tractor back up there and tilled that spot two more times, so she'd have nice soft, aerated soil to hoe up and plant their peppers, tomatoes, etc.

Man, that is just burgeoning with euphamistic imagery.

Dave,

You dared to go (and then post about) what I was thinking as well. I am glad it wasn't just me who took Turbo's comments that way.

Rhody... :uhh:

[Echo 6 Sierra]

... I've been on this forum for 8 years and only a couple of men have approached me. :frown:

It's because you're just.that.pretty. and guys are afraid of you. I'm not... but alas, the poem and invitation to be my long distance Valentine I sent five or so years ago didn't quite cut the mustard. Thank you for letting me down easy.

I've had instances where eharmony took it upon themselves to loosen my standards for me after I insisted that being fit and within 50 miles were non-negotiable in a potential match.

Stay away from plentyoffish. I received mean natured replies after I had enough of the dregs and changed my opening paragraph to read in part "...if you talk with your mouth full, have ever been called brassy or sassy... click the back button now. I'm not your guy." In an attempt to add a little levity I went back and added, "...you will be worshipped if you can do any of the following... be sweet, calculate the volume of an irregular solid using the slice method... find a Messier Object... build and or use your own home made telescope (or fake it really good)... tie a passable Clouser or Wooly Booger, divide by zero." There were a few more but I've forgotten them. Also, I don't drink but apparently everyone in my dating pool does and its annoying. Getting drunk and being the LOUD center of attention on a meet and greet just doesn't cut it for me.

Evo, you're more than welcome to move back to Texas. Austin will wecome you with open arms.

[Math Is Hard]

It's because you're just.that.pretty. and guys are afraid of you. I'm not... but alas, the poem and invitation to be my long distance Valentine I sent five or so years ago didn't quite cut the mustard. Thank you for letting me down easy.


I was rooting for you, Echo. You were my favorite.

[Nikitin]

Almost as many as those that claim to be "very attractive". I'm sure they might be attractive to some life form, but it's not human.

auch that was very mean

btw don't tell me you people are all over 50??

[turbo]

auch that was very mean

btw don't tell me you people are all over 50??MIH is not 50. She's just a babe.