Kerry, Bush, and Dracula

[Ivan Seeking]

Bush and Kerry related to Dracula

NEW YORK: No matter who wins the Nov 2 presidential elections, a descendent of Count Dracula is expected to rule the US if a claim by a popular website is to be believed.

The site, www.ancestry.com claims that both President George W Bush and his challenger Senator John Kerry are related to Prince Vlad III of Wallachia, better known as the blood sucking Dracula, if their ancestry is traced back by 34 generations. The site also claims the two are actually ninth cousins, twice removed. [continued]
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/906344.cms

[wasteofo2]

Though this is indeed a great discovery for vampires everywhere, despite their lineage, neither candidate can match James Polk in sheer Dracula-esque looks and demeanor. http://teachpol.tcnj.edu/amer_pol_hist/fi/00000098.jpg
Alas, it was a sad day for vampire afficionados all over the world when the honorable Mr. Polk left office, only to be replaced by that soon-to-be-dead hack Zachary Taylor.