The Ultimate Engineer Joke (18+ only)

[KillaMarcilla]

Well, my friends.. if I get banned, know that it was fun (and I'll be back with a different name)

So a Physicist, a Mathematician, and an Engineer are all asked to prove that all odd numbers are prime

The Physicist says "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime.. Given the overwhelming experimental evidence, it's clear that all odd numbers are prime"

The Mathematician says "1 is prime (more or less), 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest go by a simple inductive proof"

The Engineer then says "Hold on, I'll prove that all odd numbers are prime once I get my dick out of this small child"

[Sonty]

I've heard this joke and it didn't end that way. I usually hang with sane people. Do all your jokes end that way?

[HBar]

I think that i speak for most of the people here when i say "What the hell?"
-HBar

[Greg Bernhardt]

Originally posted by HBar
I think that i speak for most of the people here when i say "What the hell?"
-HBar

Took the words right out of my mouth! [g)]