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Grace
Nov4-04, 02:43 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/


TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

graphic7
Nov4-04, 02:59 PM
Lesson to be learned: it doesn't pay to convert.

franznietzsche
Nov4-04, 04:02 PM
A much needed smile resulted from that.

dekoi
Nov4-04, 05:54 PM
Lesson to be learned: it doesn't pay to convert.

Edit: Lesson learned: it doesn't pay to convert LIONS!

franznietzsche
Nov4-04, 06:15 PM
Edit: Lesson learned: it doesn't pay to convert LIONS!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fair enough.

Gokul43201
Nov4-04, 06:53 PM
This guy is truly a man of God...even the King of Beasts obeys his commands :
“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised...One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg

Now will all you heathen believe in the power of the Lord ? :mad:

Evo
Nov4-04, 07:53 PM
This guy is truly a man of God...even the King of Beasts obeys his commands :

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised...One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg


Now will all you heathen believe in the power of the Lord ? :mad:I believe! :tongue:

Les Sleeth
Nov4-04, 08:34 PM
This guy is truly a man of God...even the King of Beasts obeys his commands

True, but since they didn't finish their afternoon snack, we can only conclude he tasted like hell.