Get your aluminum foil deflector beanie now!

[Moonbear]

This site made me laugh.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

What Is An AFDB?

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

[BoulderHead]

I'm sorry, unable to view this post due to my deflector eyewear...

[tribdog]

You can use Aluminum Foil for protection? That's gonna save me a pretty penny!

[Moonbear]

You can use Aluminum Foil for protection? That's gonna save me a pretty penny!

Just be careful of the sharp edges! :eek:

[franznietzsche]

(perhaps in an attempt to make it more Latinized since alumen is Latin for alum, the aluminum compound that the name is derived from)

I don't think they passed basic chem. Or maybe i just can't read their obivously superior technical writing.

[BobG]

He must have a lot of time on his hands. Did you check out the entire site?

http://zapatopi.net/belgium.html
Belgium doesn't exist? Hmm, I've always wondered about that - it almost makes sense. :uhh:

But marlon and Dmitri Terryn posted their pictures - surely they must exist. They had to come from somewhere!

Oh, :redface: I should have read the entire page:

You may now be asking yourself: "If Belgium doesn't exist, then who are all these people claiming to be Belgians?" Or, perhaps the question is more personal: "If Belgium doesn't exist, does that mean that I am not really a Belgian? What am I?" The answer to these questions is disturbing and may be difficult for those who have been indoctrinated into the Belgian lie to hear, yet it needs to be told.

Wait, a minute :uhh: ... This site has to be a spoof. I've eaten Belgian waffles and they're great! What kind of world would it be without Belgian waffles?

[Gokul43201]

...and Belgian beer !

[Ivan Seeking]

...and our favorite, Belgian Chocolate!!!

[Moonbear]

He must have a lot of time on his hands. Did you check out the entire site?

LOL! No, actually I hadn't realized there was more to it than AFDBs. I must have been too busy making mine from the instructions on the page. I thought it was so funny that you start out with all these careful folds of the foil, and then ultimately squish it down on your head leaving no resemblance of anything carefully folded.

I imagine someone with ideas like that really would have a lot of time on their hands. I'm sure they find themselves alone quite often when everyone just walks away from them as they start sharing their thoughts. Oh, wait, that's what the AFDB is for, so their thoughts are kept to themselves! :rofl:

[matthyaouw]

Mwahaha!! My thoughts are safe for at least one more day!
Take that world! It's my mind, not yours! *twitch*
They all want my ideas... searching, scanning... I Can feel them... but no longer! My mind is safe!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/hat.jpg

*Swallows medication*
So, er, who here is sane? Raise your hand.
*Raises hand*

[BoulderHead]

Mwahaha!! My thoughts are safe for at least one more day!
Take that world! It's my mind, not yours! *twitch*
They all want my ideas... searching, scanning... I Can feel them... but no longer! My mind is safe!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/hat.jpg


:rofl: :rofl: :biggrin:
*Swallows medication*
So, er, who here is sane? Raise your hand.
*Raises hand*
No comment :wink:

[Ivan Seeking]

Now I know why the aliens keep reading my thoughts. I thought the beenie went on the other end. :surprised

[tribdog]

no, that's a bummie

[Ivan Seeking]

All that I know for sure is that it gets really uncomfortable down there.

[BoulderHead]

I thought the small ones meant to be worn below were to prevent women from reading your thoughts. :!!)

[tribdog]

women can read?

[Moonbear]

women can read?

:grumpy: Now you're asking for it! Your aluminum foil beanie is going to go on the other head. :devil:

[Ivan Seeking]

Tribdog, Tsu says she's going to cruch your foil hat. Take it from me, she doesn't kid around.

[Moonbear]

Tribdog, Tsu says she's going to cruch your foil hat. Take it from me, she doesn't kid around.

She has to wait in line...first it's going on the little head with all the sharp edges on the inside, THEN, she can crush it! :devil:

[Dimitri Terryn]

are taken to a large, underground complex beneath Euro-Disneyland where they are hooked up to a full-immersion VR computer network (known lovingly to the NWO as the "Brussels Beast") that interfaces directly with their brains' sensory centers to make them believe they are living their lives in Belgium (or the Belgium Simulation, as it is referred to by NWO memeticians

Damn... Why do I suddenly feel the urge to wear black trenchcoats and sunglasses, become a hacker and jump of tall buildings?

EDIT : I changed my location accordingly :tongue:

[honestrosewater]

Warning: AFDBs actually make it easier for electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers to read your thoughts. TRUST NOONE!!!!**

**I am, of course, the only exception to that rule.
___

Seriously, the homepage says, "Serving the paranoid since 1997." Paranoid people don't think they're paranoid. The site is for fun. Or maybe that's what they want you to think? Hmm...