Why?!?!?!?!?!

[decibel]

okay, i had to take a....poop about 15 min ago, and i went to ahhh...eject some, and the "remains" were lime green with normal poop stripes on them, it WAS a pretty site, but it dident look normal, and i gotta admit, it came out quite smoothly. NOW someone please tell me WHY the HECK it was lime green...

and oh yeah, nice new PF banner

[BoulderHead]

It is good to examine your fecal matter because much can be discovered about someone using such method. In fact, law enforcement have been tapping people’s lines for decades (you probably thought they were sanitation engineers). Anyway, I’m sorry but in order to help with this matter it is first necessary that you get very close to it and take a large ‘nose-hit’ so as to be able to inform me of the particular odor…

[Moonbear]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!! :yuck:

No idea. Did you eat anything lime green recently?

[gazzo]

aaahhh! :( i'm eating tooo!

try sitting upside down instead, that might fix it :S

[Ivan Seeking]

the "remains" were lime green with normal poop stripes on them

That's called Poopsodent. :biggrin:

Tsu and I like to serve friends the special Halloween cake made at the local Safeway. They use so much blue food coloring that the icing looks black. The next day, a visit to the toilet yields quite a surprise!

As for the green color that concerns you, my guess would be mold.

[tribdog]

last time I saw poop like you describe it was a forgotten gerbil.
did you know if your poop floats you have too much fat in your diet.
also, if a baby drinks nothing but white milk how do we end up with black poop?

[Ivan Seeking]

That reminds me of a story from Hollywood Community Hospital but we had better not go there.

[Ivan Seeking]

Also, who can forget the ultimate source
The Scoop On Poop (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=45833&highlight=poop)

[decibel]

That reminds me of a story from Hollywood Community Hospital but we had better not go there.

Go on.




10 Characters

[Ivan Seeking]

Ken doll heads.

there's 12.

[tumor]

okay, i had to take a....poop about 15 min ago, and i went to ahhh...eject some, and the "remains" were lime green with normal poop stripes on them, it WAS a pretty site, but it dident look normal, and i gotta admit, it came out quite smoothly. NOW someone please tell me WHY the HECK it was lime green...

and oh yeah, nice new PF banner


Bon Appetit !

[Math Is Hard]

Ken doll heads.

there's 12.
OH MERCY! :rofl:

[Moonbear]

Ken doll heads.

there's 12.

:bugeye: I really have to wonder why Ken doll heads...I mean, I know WHY, but, that seems a bizarre choice.

Though, Ken doll heads aren't all that big, would they, um, pass naturally?

I'm just wondering out loud, I'm pretty sure I don't actually want an answer to any of these questions. :uhh:

[Evo]

I can't imagine being able to swallow one, let alone 12. Perhaps these were not orally ingested?

[Moonbear]

I can't imagine being able to swallow one, let alone 12. Perhaps these were not orally ingested?

:uhh: I was assuming not orally ingested. I mean, they might not have been easily retrieved immediately, but they don't seem so big as to stay there long.

[Tsu]

Orally ingested (folded up). Usually they pass. Often they don't - then the unfortunate indivudual gets to be a 'guest at the Inn'. :biggrin: Occasionally surgery is required. The individuals X-ray looks... well... very odd. :surprised

[Integral]

This all sounds like a case for some Va poo rize.

[The_Professional]

This thread stinks

[honestrosewater]

This all sounds like a case for some Va poo rize.

But that just raises the question, "Where does all the $#*! go?" (fittingly, movie stunk- though I :!!) Jack Black)

So, according to Ivan's
I have consulted with a doctor, a physiologist and a microbiologist on this question, and the following summarizes their answers:
Healthy people can have green poop if they eat a diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or if they consume large quantities of food coloring (in ice cream, cake frosting etc.).
Green poop can also be caused by excess iron in the diet, from dietary supplements, for example. If the body does not absorb all the iron consumed, the iron may stain the poop green, the color of iron (II) salts. Ordinarily, the green color may be masked by the normal brown poop color, but if digestion is thrown off by illness so that bilirubin is less concentrated in the intestine, the green color may become apparent. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea.
Green poop in sick babies may come from iron in baby formula not being properly absorbed, or by green pigments in bile salts (again, green from iron).

I can't believe I actually googled "green poop" :rofl: :cry:

Does anyone else find the term "stool" less disgusting? Wonder why that is.

[Ivan Seeking]

I really have to wonder why Ken doll heads...

Someone already ate all of the Barbie heads?

Edit: I always wondered what the garbage collection people must have thought about all of those decapitated Ken dolls.

Evo, that was 12 characters. I don't know the actual number of heads; just as a heads up. :biggrin: Decibel asked for 10 characters.

[Ivan Seeking]

Does anyone else find the term "stool" less disgusting? Wonder why that is.

I prefer poopie caca. Well, I don't mean to say that I prefer poopie caca, but I prefer it over poop. Well, I don't mean to say that I PREFER it over poop, since it is the same thing, but I prefer the word. Whew! :yuck:

[BoulderHead]

For a minute there it seemed Ivan had bitten off more than he could chew... :biggrin:

[tribdog]

:uhh: I was assuming not orally ingested. I mean, they might not have been easily retrieved immediately, but they don't seem so big as to stay there long.
Yeah! I thought that, but let me tell you...!!
With the nose and two ears sticking out those heads are like grappling hooks! And if you try pulling them out your nipples suck in.

[Moonbear]

Yeah! I thought that, but let me tell you...!!
With the nose and two ears sticking out those heads are like grappling hooks! And if you try pulling them out your nipples suck in.

Ahh, tribdog speaks from experience. :approve: :rofl: