The Joy of Spam Mail

[franznietzsche]

I have to always scan my bulk mail box because occasionally important emails from the university get dropped in there.

Today as I'm scanning i found something that was just utterly priceless:

Subject: Average Ho

Average Ho
Home of the best reality amoteur site.

These average hoes are our everyday friends,
neighbors, coworkers. Heck they may be even be
your girlfriend and wives.

...


a....o....a...o....

Opposite ends of the keyboard. There isn't even an 'o' in amateur. Not to mention that gem of sentence construction.

I laughed very heartily at that. I guess porn really does rot your brain.

[Moonbear]

You're definitely easily amused. When I used to ocassionally read my spam as a form of entertainment, ALL of it contained mispellings and grammatical errors. Generally, it was written as if a toddler who speaks English as a second language had gotten ahold of the keyboard...a very foul-mouthed toddler. :rofl:

[graphic7]

You're definitely easily amused. When I used to ocassionally read my spam as a form of entertainment, ALL of it contained mispellings and grammatical errors. Generally, it was written as if a toddler who speaks English as a second language had gotten ahold of the keyboard...a very foul-mouthed toddler. :rofl:

Most relay attempts I receieve are from Asian addresses. It seems this assumption is correct in that whoever this foddler is, English is defintely a second language to them.