View Full Version : Free Zoobie Food!! Click Here!!
Math Is Hard
Dec16-04, 01:04 AM
Just stand on the x and pull the ring attached to the rope and the chef/butler will bring you delightful, delicious treats... all you want!!!
................X.............O <-- pull this now!
Zoob, you could have won funniest member!!!!!!
PLEASE come back, everyone misses you!!!!!
Did you see some of your threads in the greatest GD threads sticky??
YOU ARE A LEGEND!!!!
COME BACK TO US AND RECEIVE THE FAME AND GLORY THAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ivan Seeking
Dec16-04, 01:12 AM
Zoooooooby :cry: :cry: :cry:
Zoo :cry: :cry: Zoooooooooooby :cry: :cry: :cry:
:cry: :cry: :cry: ZOOBY!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
:biggrin:
Math Is Hard
Dec16-04, 01:19 AM
You crybabies are gonna queer the deal -- SHH!!!
mmm.... I am so glad I stood on that X and pulled that rope. These are the best chicken legs I have ever had.. oh and the potatoes, to die for!! who made this chocolate torte mmm.. <snorf snarf> chomp smack chomp .... mmmmm
Ivan Seeking
Dec16-04, 01:27 AM
A funny thing happened the other day. I had my head inside of this high power tranformer cabinet when I noticed this 19.2 Hz resonance in the core material. My sword started vibrating and I believe I was having some sort of seizure. Just then I had the most amazing, genuine, paranormal experience... I saw a real ghost!!!
Moonbear
Dec16-04, 01:36 AM
Here Zooby, Heeeeerrrreeee zooby zooby zooby!
Wow, MIH, you're right, those were the most fantabulous zooby treats ever when I pulled on that rope! :wink:
Math Is Hard
Dec16-04, 02:05 AM
DADGUMMIT!!! He managed to get ALL the food without stepping on the X and pulling the rope.
OK, time for plan B...
Ivan Seeking
Dec16-04, 02:14 AM
Okay next time you grab him and hold him down while Evo ties him up. He'll like that.
Has anyone tried pursuit on rocket-propelled roller skates yet?
Hum. What's this X over here on the floor? And this rope hanging down, I wonder what that could be for? I think I'll just pull this and...
WOAH!! :surprised
Humph. Now how am I suposed to get down from here? :yuck: :grumpy:
Oh, good, we've got Artman. Hey guys, should we throw him in the back of the RV with humanino? This way Artman won't miss the Christmas ride to Tom's!
Math Is Hard
Dec16-04, 12:33 PM
Has anyone tried pursuit on rocket-propelled roller skates yet?
No, but I know where we could get the skates:
The ORIGINAL Illustrated Catalog Of ACME Products (http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/acme.html)
(accept no imitations)
:biggrin:
Ivan Seeking
Dec16-04, 01:22 PM
Zooby?
Come home!
Please?
We miss you. :cry:
I've got your Zooby shelter all spruced up and a big plate of cookies waiting for you...
Ivan Seeking
Dec16-04, 01:24 PM
Hmmmm.... Well, once again Ivan used my computer and forgot to log off. I think I'll visit the MENTOR'S FORUM!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Whew. I'm me again. Man! It's SCARY in the Mentor's Forum. It's so full of...MENTORS!! :surprised :eek: :rofl:
Whew. I'm me again. Man! It's SCARY in the Mentor's Forum. It's so full of...MENTORS!! :surprised :eek: :rofl: :rofl: You entered the mentor's hallowed halls? :surprised
Yeah! And it scared me to DEATH!! Well, not quite to death, but I had to go change my panties. :surprised :rofl: :rofl: Didn't even make it into a thread... :grimpy: oops :grumpy: :rofl:
Ivan Seeking
Dec16-04, 01:40 PM
Yes that one really got me going. I looked and...what... :eek:...I just posted and I don't even remember doing it! :surprised :surprised :surprised
That just scared the peewaddins out of me. :rofl: I thought I was completely losing it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Oh, good, we've got Artman. Hey guys, should we throw him in the back of the RV with humanino? This way Artman won't miss the Christmas ride to Tom's!That would be good. As it is all the blood is rushing to my head and I'm turning a funny shade of pink. And all the Zooby food was gone, so I'm starting to get hungry. :yuck: In the meantime, I'll just be hanging around here.
Yes that one really got me going. I looked and...what... :eek:...I just posted and I don't even remember doing it! :surprised :surprised :surprised
That just scared the peewaddins out of me. :rofl: I thought I was completely losing it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Tsu, you should have made more posts as Ivan. That's just too funny!!!! :biggrin:
Math Is Hard
Dec16-04, 02:53 PM
Tsu, you should have made more posts as Ivan. That's just too funny!!!! :biggrin:
tee hee hee. I would have posed as Ivan and insulted the other mentors. :rofl:
tee hee hee. I would have posed as Ivan and insulted the other mentors. :rofl:MIH, that's evil!!!!! I love it!!!! :rofl:
Ivan Seeking
Dec16-04, 03:59 PM
....not funny. :grumpy: :mad:
Tsu doesn't need any help from you two.
We're talking about the woman who faked selective color blindness for ten years!
Yeah. THAT was funny... :biggrin: :rofl:
Moonbear
Dec16-04, 11:16 PM
Now one of you needs to explain how and why one fakes selective colorblindness for 10 years!? :confused:
tribdog
Dec16-04, 11:24 PM
your cane doesn't go with your shoes, obviously, duh
Ivan Seeking
Dec16-04, 11:55 PM
For ten years she swore that what I see as pink, she sees as red, and what I see as orange, she sees as pink...I think. :uhh: This all started while we were dating and playing Trivial Pursuit - the color of the pieces. For no good reason other than to torture me for her sadistic sense of humor, she kept up this story that implied that she couldn't see variations of red and orange like other people.
That's okay. One day she believed that she saw Chocolate Chocolate Chip Häagen-Dazs falling from a clear blue sky. :wink:
Moonbear
Dec17-04, 12:00 AM
That's okay. One day she believed that she saw Chocolate Chocolate Chip Häagen-Dazs falling from a clear blue sky. :wink:
Well, now that's just silly. If the sky was clear blue, the ice cream would have melted and been indistinguishable from chocolate milk! Maybe a cold, cloudy gray sky would work. :biggrin:
Ivan Seeking
Dec17-04, 12:21 AM
I was wondering what kinds of clouds rain ice cream containers.
...having no apparent source. :biggrin:
tribdog
Dec17-04, 12:38 AM
Ask a little kid.
I used to be able to see all sorts of things when I looked at clouds. Not any more though, now I look at clouds and it seems like they are all the same. Just a bunch of different copies of God pointing and laughing.
I was wondering what kinds of clouds rain ice cream containers.
...having no apparent source. :biggrin: :rofl: Another evil doer.
For ten years she swore that what I see as pink, she sees as red, and what I see as orange, she sees as pink...I think. :uhh: This all started while we were dating and playing Trivial Pursuit - the color of the pieces. For no good reason other than to torture me for her sadistic sense of humor, she kept up this story that implied that she couldn't see variations of red and orange like other people.
Noooo... that wasn't it!!! :biggrin: I was calling the orange wheel RED - simply because - I never played or even saw any kind of a board game (well... other than Monopoly when they went and changed their playing pieces to those nasty little metal things...cars, hats, shoes, blah, blah - all GREY. :grumpy: ) that DIDN'T have a RED playing piece. RIGHT?!?!? AM I RIGHT, SISTERS?!?!?!? :rofl: So... :devil: I just always called it the RED piece. I must admit I carried it a bit far when he actually asked me if I really saw that piece as RED and not ORANGE and I *gasp* sort of, well, erm, told a - sort of - er, untruth... :devil: :biggrin: He was really convinced for a long time that I had this color-blindness thing going on... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That's okay. One day she believed that she saw Chocolate Chocolate Chip Häagen-Dazs falling from a clear blue sky. :wink:
Now, THAT was COOL!!!! :cool: :biggrin: We had decided to spend Thanksgiving eating a Turkey Sandwich Picnic out in the woods. We got some deli sandwiches and stopped at a 7-11 for the accoutraments, and when we got to our picnic spot, and we were climbing out of the car Ivan yelled "OH MY GOD!! LOOK UP!!!!! I quickly looked up -- just in time to catch a lovely container of Haagen Dazs Chocolate Chocolate Chip (that he had just snuck out of the bag behind the drivers seat and chucked up and over the car, landing perfectly) in my very own two little hands!! It's a VERY good day when ice cream just falls out of the sky!! :biggrin: :approve: :approve:
Noooo... that wasn't it!!! :biggrin: I was calling the orange wheel RED - simply because - I never played or even saw any kind of a board game (well... other than Monopoly when they went and changed their playing pieces to those nasty little metal things...cars, hats, shoes, blah, blah - all GREY. :grumpy: ) that DIDN'T have a RED playing piece. RIGHT?!?!? AM I RIGHT, SISTERS?!?!?!? :rofl: So... :devil: I just always called it the RED piece. I must admit I carried it a bit far when he actually asked me if I really saw that piece as RED and not ORANGE and I *gasp* sort of, well, erm, told a - sort of - er, untruth... :devil: :biggrin: He was really convinced for a long time that I had this color-blindness thing going on... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Now, THAT was COOL!!!! :cool: :biggrin: We had decided to spend Thanksgiving eating a Turkey Sandwich Picnic out in the woods. We got some deli sandwiches and stopped at a 7-11 for the accoutraments, and when we got to our picnic spot, and we were climbing out of the car Ivan yelled "OH MY GOD!! LOOK UP!!!!! I quickly looked up -- just in time to catch a lovely container of Haagen Dazs Chocolate Chocolate Chip (that he had just snuck out of the bag behind the drivers seat and chucked up and over the car, landing perfectly) in my very own two little hands!! It's a VERY good day when ice cream just falls out of the sky!! :biggrin: :approve: :approve:
You guys are just so cute together. :!!)
Ivan Seeking
Dec17-04, 07:02 PM
Quoting Jimmy Carter [approximate]: " We could agree on 97% of what happened but we couldn't agree on the other 3%...and it was an important 3%. It got so bad that it nearly ended the effort. We just couldn't agree on what had happened...I was amazed at Rose's defective memory!" [smiles broadly].
tribdog
Dec17-04, 11:41 PM
zoobyshoe is in the room right now. Is someone going to grab him?
zoobyshoe is in the room right now. Is someone going to grab him?No one has ever been able to grab a zoobie. They're too smart and too quick.
tribdog
Dec17-04, 11:47 PM
keep buttering him up. I'm going to sneak up behind him.
Moonbear
Dec18-04, 12:55 AM
keep buttering him up. I'm going to sneak up behind him.
:rofl: [cough] [sputter] :rofl: Just read what you wrote one more time. :biggrin: I didn't catch the double meaning the first time! :rofl:
Ivan Seeking
Dec18-04, 01:24 AM
Tribdog is going to catch him doggy style!
Ivan Seeking
Dec18-04, 01:27 AM
Now I don't think Zooby will ever stop by; not with Tribdog waiting...I know I wouldn't!!!
Zooby? You OK?? :frown: :eek:
Wait! Of course he's OK!! Zoobys are too smart and quick to be snuck up on by some TRIBdog... :approve: Even if he IS a funny little puppy... :biggrin:
Moonbear
Dec18-04, 10:30 PM
LOL! Yeah, as if Zooby was going to fall for that old butter trick! Zoobies know better than that! Though, why won't he stop in and say hello?!? :cry:
:rofl: [cough] [sputter] :rofl: Just read what you wrote one more time. :biggrin: I didn't catch the double meaning the first time! :rofl:Moonbear! Tribdog is not like that! :eek:
(You're not like that are you Tribdog?)
Tribdog?
Where are you tribdog? (He's not behind me holding the butter is he?)
Math Is Hard
Dec20-04, 07:11 PM
Where are you tribdog? (He's not behind me holding the butter is he?)
No, he's not behind you holding the butter.
(I am almost certain it's margarine he's holding.)
No, he's not behind you holding the butter.I'm behind you holding the butter. :biggrin: :devil: :approve:
:rofl: just saw MIH's secret post
Math Is Hard
Dec20-04, 07:21 PM
tee hee hee hee hee hee
I'm behind you holding the butter. :biggrin: :devil: :approve:
:rofl: :surprised :biggrin: :!!)
just saw MIH's secret post
:surprised :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
Math Is Hard
Jan1-05, 08:52 PM
Here Zooby... here Zooby...
crouch down everyone, and don't make a sound - I think we can grab him this time...
Math Is Hard
Jan1-05, 09:02 PM
*springs into the air with open potato sack*
OOF!
pff!! puh! *spits out mouthful of dirt* :yuck:
DARN IT!! So close that time!!! :grumpy:
*springs into the air with open potato sack*
OOF!
pff!! puh! *spits out mouthful of dirt* :yuck:
DARN IT!! So close that time!!! :grumpy:You almost got Zooby in the sack. :surprised
Math Is Hard
Jan3-05, 02:08 PM
You almost got Zooby in the sack. :surprised
ohhh my! :redface:
I didn't think about it that way!! :redface:
ohhh my! :redface:
I didn't think about it that way!! :redface:Why, what way are you talking about, MIH? I just meant the potato sack. o:) You mean...MIH! you naughty girl! :surprised :biggrin:
Moonbear
Jan3-05, 03:27 PM
It's no wonder he's been avoiding us, what with tribdog trying to sneak up from behind with butter and MIH trying to jump him and get him into the sack! :rofl:
Zooby, with those choices, if you can't just run and keep running, you're probably better off letting MIH get you rather than tribdog.
A zooby post this morning in the stupid quetion thread!!!!! He posted and got away!!!!
Alright, who was supposed to be on zooby duty this morning? :grumpy:
A zooby post this morning in the stupid quetion thread!!!!! He posted and got away!!!!
Alright, who was supposed to be on zooby duty this morning? :grumpy:Am I my zobby's keeper?
Gokul43201
Jan19-05, 11:57 AM
Zooby's Back !! Yaaay !!!!!1111
He even called me 90210 ! :biggrin:
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