thread killer champions

[tribdog]

Some people seem to be able to make the comment that just ruins a conversation. I've gone back to the last 100 or so really dead threads and counted up how many times each person was the one named as the last poster. Here's my list of PFs best thread killers:
1)with 21- franzneitzche
2)with 15- Moonbear
3)with 12- tribdog
4)with 9-tie-Ivan Seeking and Tsu

Honorable mentions go to:gokul, JasonRox, chrono and mattmns.

[polyb]

Boy, I thought I was bad! Whooo! :rofl:

I guess maybe a race to the bottom of the threads should begin, right about, NOW! :tongue2:

[dextercioby]

If i kill the thread:"Ask a stupid answer,get a stupid question",will i get a prize...??A pink ribbon,maybe...?:tongue2:

Daniel.

[Moonbear]

If i kill the thread:"Ask a stupid answer,get a stupid question",will i get a prize...??A pink ribbon,maybe...?:tongue2:

Daniel.

franz won't let you kill it until it hits 2000 posts. He's been desperately ressurecting it every time someone rightfully should have killed it.

[Andy]

I dunno whether to post or not?

[Moonbear]

I dunno whether to post or not?

:rofl: Don't worry, apparently those of us who always have to get in the last word have been outed. :tongue2:

[Gokul43201]

Ooh, an honorable mention !

Now for the snooty, academic part :

Tribdog, your conclusion (ability to kill threads) is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.

[Moonbear]

Ooh, an honorable mention !

Now for the snooty, academic part :

Tribdog, your conclusion (ability to kill threads) is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.

:rofl:

Now, you also need to factor in the primary cause of death. Just because franz attempts to resurrect dead posts on a nightly basis, it doesn't mean he's the one who killed them. They were long dead before he posted in them. That's like saying the ER doc is the murderer because they couldn't bring a gunshot victim back to life. :biggrin:

[loseyourname]

Dude, you read through the last 100 or so dead threads just to catalogue the final posters? How much free time do you have?

[dextercioby]

If he's got so much time,why doesn't he catalogue the posters with # of posts in the TD subforum,as Greg wanted them not to be added to the indivdual tally...?

Daniel.

[The Bob]

I can't believe I was not mentioned. I make a post and no one says anything at all. Oh well. This thread is dead. :frown:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[tribdog]

Ooh, an honorable mention !

Now for the snooty, academic part :

Tribdog, your conclusion (ability to kill threads) is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
spoken like a true thread killer

[Evo]

I've killed a few threads. :frown:

[Moonbear]

I've killed a few threads. :frown:

Yeah, but when you kill a thread, you have the powers to hide the evidence. :rofl:

[russ_watters]

:cry: I'm disappointed - as a Reublican, I naturally always want to have the last word and I thought I did a good job of killing threads in the Politics forum.

By the way, how much time do you have on your hands, exactly...?

[franznietzsche]

Some people seem to be able to make the comment that just ruins a conversation. I've gone back to the last 100 or so really dead threads and counted up how many times each person was the one named as the last poster. Here's my list of PFs best thread killers:
1)with 21- franzneitzche
2)with 15- Moonbear
3)with 12- tribdog
4)with 9-tie-Ivan Seeking and Tsu

Honorable mentions go to:gokul, JasonRox, chrono and mattmns.


I thought my name was suspiciously at the end of too many threads.

However, i contend that my rank is solely due to the fact that i post far more than anyone else in here, so of course far more threads would have ended with my posts,thats just simple statistics.

[Moonbear]

:cry: I'm disappointed - as a Reublican, I naturally always want to have the last word and I thought I did a good job of killing threads in the Politics forum.

:rofl: Awww...poor Russ. Sorry to break it to you, but when a Republican says something in a room full of Democrats/liberals, you'll NEVER get the last word. I don't know if tribdog counted the politics subforum in his rankings. Otherwise, I'd probably be much lower on the list given the limited number of posts I have in Politics.

Of course, another way I could choose to interpret the results are that some of us are just incredibly adept at so fully resolving an issue that once we speak, there is no room left for any more debate. *awaits tomatoes being thrown: I really wanted to make some salsa anyway* :biggrin:

[Evo]

Yeah, but when you kill a thread, you have the powers to hide the evidence. :rofl:Yep, I just make the last post look like franz posted it. :biggrin:

[polyb]

Of course, another way I could choose to interpret the results are that some of us are just incredibly adept at so fully resolving an issue that once we speak, there is no room left for any more debate.

And henceforth, you and all others like yourself shall be known as "THE MASTER DEBATORS"! :rofl:

[franznietzsche]

And henceforth, you and all others like yourself shall be known as "THE MASTER DEBATORS"! :rofl:


I already held that title. :frown:

[mattmns]

Honorable mentions go to:gokul, JasonRox, chrono and mattmns.

Sweet, and according to Gokul's logic, I am probably the thread killin king.

[Moonbear]

And henceforth, you and all others like yourself shall be known as "THE MASTER DEBATORS"! :rofl:

Geez, post in one thread in biology and I'm branded for life. :redface:

[franznietzsche]

I feel stupid posting last. It's like no one read your post.


You get used to that feeling after a while

[dextercioby]

Ouch...Franz,be more polite...

Daniel.

[franznietzsche]

Ouch...Franz,be more polite...

Daniel.
What?

I was speaking from personal experience.

I did get used to that feeling...

[tribdog]

I hope so, you've had enough practice

[BoulderHead]

This post is just to help franznietzsche out....
*didn't want to see him kill yet another thread*

LOLOLOLOL

[tribdog]

are you kidding? this is his 15 minutes of fame. let him have the title

[franznietzsche]

are you kidding? this is his 15 minutes of fame. let him have the title


Watch it tribdog, or i'll stompin' on your tail. :grumpy: :devil: :grumpy:

[JasonRox]

You know what I hate...

Long threads that you missed from the beginning. If you choose to read all the posts, you realize 90% of the posts have nothing to do with the topic. If they do relate to the topic, then all the posts are really long and take a million hours to finish.

[dextercioby]

Jason,why did u post?We were supposed to let Franz kill the "killer thread" thread,2...:tongue2:

Daniel.

P.S.Now he won't post in this thread as not to add another "prey" to "collection"...:tongue2:

[franznietzsche]

Jason,why did u post?We were supposed to let Franz kill the "killer thread" thread,2...:tongue2:

Daniel.

P.S.Now he won't post in this thread as not to add another "prey" to "collection"...:tongue2:


Nope gotta keep my reputation up as thread-killer, besides, i'm a post-phyte(let that one settle in for a while)

[Chronos]

Locking threads should not count.

[dextercioby]

Thankfully Franz cannot lock threads...:tongue2: *relieved*

Daniel.

[franznietzsche]

Thankfully Franz cannot lock threads...:tongue2: *relieved*

Daniel.


Darn. Oh well, i'll have to settle for posting a hundred times more than everyone else.

[russ_watters]

Locking threads should not count. I don't know about that - when Zero was a mentor (and I wasn't), I purposely got threads I didn't like locked in the Politics forum (though, admittedly, he usually took the opportunity to get the last word...). :rofl: Its the same as saying something people won't respond to - just more effective and final.

[Artman]

Muaaaaaa! They don't suspect me! They think it's franznietzsche, but it is really me. Muaaaaaa! :devil:

I lurk in the anonymous recesses of the internet, watching and waiting for my moment to pounce. I log in, post my response, and I sit and quietly watch as the thread whithers and dies away. In a matter of hours it's over. :devil:

Oh, one or two others, franznietzsche for example, may come along and try to breath life back into it, but it is dead alright. And no amount of clever chatter can save it. Muaaaaa! :devil:

And I didn't even make the "also ran" list! :devil:

[franznietzsche]

What are you talking about?

[Moonbear]

Nice try franz, this one's mine! Muwahahahahaha! :devil:

[Artman]

See. Weak attempts at resuscitation, but it's dead. :devil:

(Actually I looked back and franz does have a lot of kills to his credit. The Doctor Kevorkian of PF. He just sneaks in and puts the threads to sleep.)

[franznietzsche]

See. Weak attempts at resuscitation, but it's dead. :devil:

(Actually I looked back and franz does have a lot of kills to his credit. The Doctor Kevorkian of PF. He just sneaks in and puts the threads to sleep.)


Au contrair, i resurrect long dead ones, but without the help of the local medical establishment i can't keep them alive. Alas, i am a failed Dr Frankenstein it would seem.

[Integral]

Does it count as a thread kill when I make a comment, then lock the thread?

[Artman]

Does it count as a thread kill when I make a comment, then lock the thread?That's thread execution. We just have to assume the death penalty is justified.

[Moonbear]

Does it count as a thread kill when I make a comment, then lock the thread?

Nope, it's cheating if you lock the thread, so we can't count that. If we started counting locked threads, tribdog would be pretty busy counting that sea of corpses over in TD.

[franznietzsche]

Nope, it's cheating if you lock the thread, so we can't count that. If we started counting locked threads, tribdog would be pretty busy counting that sea of corpses over in TD.


Yeah, but it would be easier in TD, because there the threads are all stillborn, its the thread posters who kill them.

[Moonbear]

Yeah, but it would be easier in TD, because there the threads are all stillborn, its the thread posters who kill them.

:rofl: True, very true.

*yanks thread out of franz's hands* I told you, this one's MINE...Mine, mine, all mine! I'm going to kill this thread or die trying! :tongue:

:rofl:

[mattmns]

*sneaks in*

[Artman]

*sneaks in*I wonder how long we can sustain this? (it's mine I tell you. I killed it.)

[Moonbear]

I wonder how long we can sustain this? (it's mine I tell you. I killed it.)

*jumps over coffee table and knocks over lamp lunging for Artman* Hey! Give it back! It's MY dead thread. :tongue:

[franznietzsche]

:rofl: True, very true.

*yanks thread out of franz's hands* I told you, this one's MINE...Mine, mine, all mine! I'm going to kill this thread or die trying! :tongue:

:rofl:


Nope it will go to me, because i'll post in it at about 3 Am, and then post in enough threads after it to put it 3 pages back. Then you'll never find it, and i will win.

[Moonbear]

Nope it will go to me, because i'll post in it at about 3 Am, and then post in enough threads after it to put it 3 pages back. Then you'll never find it, and i will win.

*limps back in* *sighs* Okay, I'll have to concede this one to you. I think I pulled something while tackling Artman. Besides, I think I'll be spending the rest of the night gluing Evo's lamp back together. :frown:

[franznietzsche]

*limps back in* *sighs* Okay, I'll have to concede this one to you. I think I pulled something while tackling Artman. Besides, I think I'll be spending the rest of the night gluing Evo's lamp back together. :frown:


Thats what you get for being so over zealous.

Slow and steady wins the race, don't you know that? For someone with a Phd in sex, i'd think you'd at least know that. :wink:

[klusener]

:cry: I'm disappointed - as a Reublican, I naturally always want to have the last word and I thought I did a good job of killing threads in the Politics forum.

By the way, how much time do you have on your hands, exactly...?

Wow cool, a new party, where can I sign the sign-up sheet? Can I make up a party song for us? "Hail, we are the mighty Reublicans", what should our party animal be? do you like platypuses?

Anyway we have a lot to decide, who should run as the vp and president in 08? Don't worry we still have a long time and for you Dems and Repubs, make way for the Reublicans.

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Sorry, I am bored, so i am acting childish.. you don't have to respond to this post..

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p.s. - also if you didn't recognize, this is my first attempt at killing/stealing a thread... :blushing:

[Moonbear]

Wow cool, a new party, where can I sign the sign-up sheet? Can I make up a party song for us? "Hail, we are the mighty Reublicans", what should our party animal be? do you like platypuses?

Anyway we have a lot to decide, who should run as the vp and president in 08? Don't worry we still have a long time and for you Dems and Repubs, make way for the Reublicans.

:rofl: Where can I sign up? We need a new party! Should we get the PF Party Bus ready?

Sorry, I am bored, so i am acting childish.. you don't have to respond to this post..

Nice try. You'll have to be far more clever than that if you plan to steal the title of thread-killer on this one. :tongue:

[franznietzsche]

:rofl: Where can I sign up? We need a new party! Should we get the PF Party Bus ready?


I'm bring vodka, rum and guinness. Maybe aftershock, but only the 'special' Pfers are getting that from me.


Nice try. You'll have to be far more clever than that if you plan to steal the title of thread-killer on this one. :tongue:


Cause i'm da MASTA-ThreadKilla!!! BOO-YAKASHA!!!!! :cool:

[Moonbear]

I'm bring vodka, rum and guinness. Maybe aftershock, but only the 'special' Pfers are getting that from me.

Now that you've given away that you're underage, we're going to have to confiscate those. Sorry kiddo! :cool:

[franznietzsche]

Now that you've given away that you're underage, we're going to have to confiscate those. Sorry kiddo! :cool:


It was well known before this.

But for your threat, no aftershock for you.

[tribdog]

Next one to post in this thread is a rotten egg.

[franznietzsche]

Next one to post in this thread is a rotten egg.
NIce try trib. Trying to take the killing of the thread killers thread for yourself tribdog, but no way. I'v got a title to defend here. No aftershock for you either.

[Gokul43201]

Hey Franz, haven't noticed you around the other threads very much...

[Moonbear]

Yeah, he hasn't quite buried this one as effectively as he thought he would. :rofl: :devil:

[franznietzsche]

Yeah, he hasn't quite buried this one as effectively as he thought he would. :rofl: :devil:


Yeah jsut remember, gokul's getting after shock and you're not. Who's laughing now?

Actually forget that. Me and the single PF women, to the back of the party bus with the aftershock!!!

[Artman]

Yeah jsut remember, gokul's getting after shock and you're not. Who's laughing now?

Actually forget that. Me and the single PF women, to the back of the party bus with the aftershock!!!What is aftershock? I've never heard of that.

(Oh and by the way, rotten eggs from Tribdog may be okay, but look at them real carefully if he stores them near his pickled onions.) :yuck:

(mine again... but where is moonbear going to leap from this time?)

[Moonbear]

What is aftershock? I've never heard of that.

(Oh and by the way, rotten eggs from Tribdog may be okay, but look at them real carefully if he stores them near his pickled onions.) :yuck:

(mine again... but where is moonbear going to leap from this time?)

*pounces from behind the sofa* A good 3 hours of sleep and I'm all recovered from yesterday's injuries. franz is going to have to start waking up a bit earlier if he's going to keep his title of killer of the thread killer thread. :biggrin:

[dextercioby]

title of killer of the thread killer thread.

That's just adorable... :!!) I want this title... :cool: :devil:

Daniel.

[Artman]

*pounces from behind the sofa* A good 3 hours of sleep and I'm all recovered from yesterday's injuries. franz is going to have to start waking up a bit earlier if he's going to keep his title of killer of the thread killer thread. :biggrin:Ooooof! I'd ask you to get off me, but I'm enjoying it way too much. :rofl: :wink:

(Well that should do it for getting rid of moonbear. :tongue2:)

[Moonbear]

Ooooof! I'd ask you to get off me, but I'm enjoying it way too much. :rofl: :wink:

(Well that should do it for getting rid of moonbear. :tongue2:)

Aaack!!! *grabs thread and runs far far far from Artman* Neener neener! :tongue2:

[Artman]

Aaack!!! *grabs thread and runs far far far from Artman* Neener neener! :tongue2:You should not have run out of sight of me. Haven't you ever seen those stalker type horror movies, when the girl foolishly runs away from the murderer (thread killer) only to find that when he disappeared from her sight, he snuck up on her from the other direction and...


AHHHHH!!!!! He leaps from the bushes and grabs the thread ripping it into tiny shreads! Muaaaaaa! :devil: :devil: :devil:

[arildno]

I've never seen such horror movies.
In those movies I've seen, the foolish girl always runs into the bathroom or basement where she ought to have known she can't escape from (but that's why she's foolish, I suppose).
Her survival depends upon whether she is pretty or not.

[Artman]

I've never seen such horror movies.
In those movies I've seen, the foolish girl always runs into the bathroom or basement where she ought to have known she can't escape from (but that's why she's foolish, I suppose).
EDIT: whether she survives or not, depends upon whether she is pretty or not.But she isn't in time to save the thread. Artman drags the lifeless body of the thread to his lair, a dilapidated cabin deep in the woods, where he places the carcass on the "altar" he's constructed out of threads that he has dragged the life out of in the past. :yuck: He lights another candle and sits in his hockey mask waiting for some hapless fool to come along.

[Tsu]

*jumps over coffee table and knocks over lamp lunging for Artman* Hey! Give it back! It's MY dead thread. :tongue:

FIGHT!!!!!!!11111 :surprised :rofl: :rofl:

[Gokul43201]

<hapless fool> Ooh, what's this dilapidated cabin in the woods ? <walking in, looking for soup> Aw crap ! All it's got is this stupid altar constucted out of threads that have had their lives dragged out of them in the past. Wait a minute ...is that Wayne Gretzky by the scented cand-AAAAARGH :surprised.

[Artman]

<hapless fool> Ooh, what's this dilapidated cabin in the woods ? <walking in, looking for soup> Aw crap ! All it's got is this stupid altar constucted out of threads that have had their lives dragged out of them in the past. Wait a minute ...is that Wayne Gretzky by the scented cand-AAAAARGH :surprised.
AAAARGGHHH!Artman screams, "Mother what have you done to GoKul and Tsu?"

[Monique]

:uhh: :confused:

[Artman]

Artman, now wearing an old lady's floor length nightgown, a hockey mask, and a pair of high healed pumps, drags the unconscious bodies (he doesn't kill people, just threads) of Tsu and Gokul over next to the altar, where he ties them up, gags them and puts lipstick on their faces (not a nice shade but a tacky red that doesn't go with their outfits).

He returns to his rocking chair and waits for another victim... :devil: :devil: :devil:

Oops too slow. He puts monique over there too.

[Moonbear]

Hearing the commotion inside, Moonbear quickly checks the clip on her sig sauer and creeps to the door. She peeks through the knothole in the door and sees Tsu, Gokul and Monique unconscious on the floor, guarded by the madman wearing a hockey mask. In one swift motion, she crashes down the door to the cabin thankful that doors in horror films are always easier to break down than real doors, and takes careful aim at the madman's third shirt button.

"Back off!" She commands him, waving him toward the corner of the room. "Down on the floor...NOW!" Having faithfully watching the A-Team and MacGuyver while growing up, she is prepared with the required duct tape and handily binds and gags Artman, who is revealed when she yanks off his mask. She picks up the thread, tucks it in her inside jacket pocket and walks over to Tsu, Gokul and Monique. Keeping an eye on Artman, ready to blast off his kneecaps if he makes any sudden moves toward her or the thread, she swiftly unties the rest of the group, and instructs them, "Get on out of here! Don't look back, I've got everything under control."

[Artman]

However, the groggy Monique, who just happened to stumble into the thread, was unaware that Artman was actually the dreaded thread cereal killer. She woke to see Moonbear tying poor Artman up and suspected that she had attacked her as well.

So when she was released from her bonds, she jumped moonbear and tied her up, and then she went over and freed Artman.

[Moonbear]

But the hapless Artman, in his glee over being freed by his own captive, forgot to take the thread with him as he ran out with Monique. Moonbear still had the thread, but was left lying tied up on the floor. She started looking around and thinking to herself, "What would MacGuyver do?" Then she spotted it, the scented candle on the altar. She wriggled herself over to the altar and started to bump against it. Being a horror film, she was sure this would work. Sure enough, after one more bump, the candle tumbled to the floor, neither extinguishing itself nor setting ablaze the cloth covering the altar. She scoots around so her back is to the flame, and holds the ropes over it. She winces as she gets her hand a bit too close to the flame, readjusts her position, and thankful they used natural fiber rather than nylon rope, she quickly gets the rope burnt off, breaking it and freeing herself just before the flame on the rope spreads to her wrists. Of course, NOW the cloth on the altar catches on fire and the entire cabin is rapidly engulfed in flames as Moonbear hurriedly unties her ankles and runs out the door only moments before the entire cabin collapses.

[franznietzsche]

FIGHT!!!!!!!11111 :surprised :rofl: :rofl:


MY dead thread people..

Look waht happens, i run off to a meeting on astrophysics, try to get something productive done, and already you're trying to usurp me?

I'm hurt.

ONce again, me and the single Pf women to the back of the bus with the after shock!!!!


This thread is MINE!!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Evo]

AAAAGHHHHH!!!!! Get TSU & Gokul out of the burning cabin!!!!! :surprised

[Artman]

But the hapless Artman, in his glee over being freed by his own captive, forgot to take the thread with him as he ran out with Monique. Moonbear still had the thread, but was left lying tied up on the floor. She started looking around and thinking to herself, "What would MacGuyver do?" Then she spotted it, the scented candle on the altar. She wriggled herself over to the altar and started to bump against it. Being a horror film, she was sure this would work. Sure enough, after one more bump, the candle tumbled to the floor, neither extinguishing itself nor setting ablaze the cloth covering the altar. She scoots around so her back is to the flame, and holds the ropes over it. She winces as she gets her hand a bit too close to the flame, readjusts her position, and thankful they used natural fiber rather than nylon rope, she quickly gets the rope burnt off, breaking it and freeing herself just before the flame on the rope spreads to her wrists. Of course, NOW the cloth on the altar catches on fire and the entire cabin is rapidly engulfed in flames as Moonbear hurriedly unties her ankles and runs out the door only moments before the entire cabin collapses.But to her dismay, leaving the thread inside! Meanwhile, Monique is beginning to wonder about why Artman is wearing a tacky old lady nightgown and high healed pumps. And she stops running, causing Artman to turn and see the cabin engulfed in flames.

(Oh gosh, this is getting freaky even for me.) :yuck:

Anyway, he rushes back mainly because he doesn't want all those dead threads to get hot again.

Being a horror movie, he walks into the burning cabin (the thread killer can't die, who'd do the sequel?) And grabs the smoldering thread.

[Moonbear]

AAAAGHHHHH!!!!! Get TSU & Gokul out of the burning cabin!!!!! :surprised

:confused: What happened?? Did they run back in after I told them to leave? Noooo!!!! :cry:

Oh, wait, it looks like the fireproof altar fell on top of them and protected them from the building collapse (it was just the cloth covering it that was flammable). I see them crawling out from under there now. They're okay, they're okay!!! :smile:

[Artman]

:confused: What happened?? Did they run back in after I told them to leave? Noooo!!!! :cry:

Oh, wait, it looks like the fireproof altar fell on top of them and protected them from the building collapse (it was just the cloth covering it that was flammable). I see them crawling out from under there now. They're okay, they're okay!!! :smile:They're both trying to grab the thread for themselves. Why do you think they stayed there in the burning cabin?

And they call me crazy. Muaaaaaaa!

[franznietzsche]

They're both trying to grab the thread for themselves. Why do you think they stayed there in the burning cabin?

And they call me crazy. Muaaaaaaa!

The thread is MINE :devil: !!!!!

[Artman]

The thread is MINE :devil: !!!!!
Get him Mother!

Mother what have you done to poor Franz!? He was planning to party on the back of the bus and now look at him!

[franznietzsche]

Get him Mother!

Mother what have you done to poor Franz!? He was planning to party on the back of the bus and now look at him!
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Apparently there were no single PF women ready to partake in the aftershock.

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Artman]

What they all fail to realize is that this thread died right here, several pages ago.

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=3

Muaaaaaa! They don't suspect me! They think it's franznietzsche, but it is really me. Muaaaaaa! :devil:

I lurk in the anonymous recesses of the internet, watching and waiting for my moment to pounce. I log in, post my response, and I sit and quietly watch as the thread whithers and dies away. In a matter of hours it's over. :devil:

Oh, one or two others, franznietzsche for example, may come along and try to breath life back into it, but it is dead alright. And no amount of clever chatter can save it. Muaaaaa! :devil:

And I didn't even make the "also ran" list! :devil:

[franznietzsche]

What they all fail to realize is that this thread died right here, several pages ago.

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=3


This thread is mine and mine alone to kill. Such is my prerogative as the thread killing champion.

[BobG]

Geez, this is just pathetic. Every single one of you should be embarrassed.

Resorting to gun slinging .... cross dressing ..... and WAYNE GRETZKY?! .... in a HOCKEY GOALIE MASK?! May you be banned from Canada, forever!

Seriously, taping people up with duct tape and burning down houses. And Artman, surely you've long since reached the age where you still need to call for your mommy. If I were you folks I'd be hoping this thread died ..... quickly .... and be hoping no one would ever remember the horrible things you've posted on this thread.

For shame, for shame. :grumpy:

[franznietzsche]

Geez, this is just pathetic. Every single one of you should be embarrassed.

Resorting to gun slinging .... cross dressing ..... and WAYNE GRETZKY?! .... in a HOCKEY GOALIE MASK?! May you be banned from Canada, forever!

Seriously, taping people up with duct tape and burning down houses. And Artman, surely you've long since reached the age where you still need to call for your mommy. If I were you folks I'd be hoping this thread died ..... quickly .... and be hoping no one would ever remember the horrible things you've posted on this thread.

For shame, for shame. :grumpy:

Mine mine, the thread the thread is MINE
:surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised !

MINE, the thread is mine!!!

[Moonbear]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Apparently there were no single PF women ready to partake in the aftershock.

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

That's because none of us has a clue what aftershock is. :confused:

Now, I've lost track...who has the thread?

[franznietzsche]

That's because none of us has a clue what aftershock is. :confused:

Now, I've lost track...who has the thread?


Aftershock is 80 proof liquour. That's 40% alcohol, 20% sugar, 10%cinammon, 10%other liquid stuff. Or thats what it tastes like. The great thing with it is that if you leave it out, it solidifies into crystals, which you eat, and still get "drunk". Great great stuff.

And i have the thread, it is mine.

[Moonbear]

Aftershock is 80 proof liquour. That's 40% alcohol, 20% sugar, 10%cinammon, 10%other liquid stuff. Or thats what it tastes like. The great thing with it is that if you leave it out, it solidifies into crystals, which you eat, and still get "drunk". Great great stuff.

And i have the thread, it is mine.

What the heck is in the "other stuff" if you're still getting drunk after the alcohol evaporates? That just sounds nasty. You're not going to lure anyone into the back of the bus with you with that crud. :yuck:

*snatches thread from franz while he's double-checking the aftershock label*

[Math Is Hard]

What the heck is in the "other stuff" if you're still getting drunk after the alcohol evaporates? That just sounds nasty. You're not going to lure anyone into the back of the bus with you with that crud. :yuck:

*snatches thread from franz while he's double-checking the aftershock label*
I'm game for some aftershock - love that stuff.

I'll just be taking this thread now. :approve:
*Yoink!*

[Moonbear]

I'm game for some aftershock - love that stuff.

I'll just be taking this thread now. :approve:
*Yoink!*

Wrong thread! :surprised That one was tied to tribdog's...:uhh:...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog* :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

Wrong thread! :surprised That one was tied to tribdog's...:uhh:...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog* :biggrin:

CURSES!! I've been hornswaggled!!! :grumpy:

[franznietzsche]

What the heck is in the "other stuff" if you're still getting drunk after the alcohol evaporates? That just sounds nasty. You're not going to lure anyone into the back of the bus with you with that crud. :yuck:

*snatches thread from franz while he's double-checking the aftershock label*


No thats the point, the alcohol doesn't evaporate, it just stays in the crystals. Great stuff. And i've got a whole bottle for the upcoming party weekend. :tongue2:

My thread!!!

Wrong thread! That one was tied to tribdog's......y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog*

*snatches the thread stabs it repeatedly* Its mine to kill, no one elses.

[dextercioby]

It's mine to kill

We'll see about that...:devil:

Daniel.

[Moonbear]

No thats the point, the alcohol doesn't evaporate, it just stays in the crystals. Great stuff. And i've got a whole bottle for the upcoming party weekend. :tongue2:

That doesn't make any sense at all. If the water evaporates, the alcohol would evaporate first. Methinks you're just getting a good sugar rush.

*snatches the thread stabs it repeatedly* Its mine to kill, no one elses.

This is a really stubborn thread to kill! At this rate, it might outlast the stupid quetion thread! :biggrin:

[franznietzsche]

That doesn't make any sense at all. If the water evaporates, the alcohol would evaporate first. Methinks you're just getting a good sugar rush.



This is a really stubborn thread to kill! At this rate, it might outlast the stupid quetion thread! :biggrin:


I don't think anything actually evaporates it just solidifies. It still does it with the bottle closed. It weird stuff. Of course, you could be right and it might just be that by the time we're eating the stuff we're already quite wasted anyway.

[Artman]

Wrong thread! :surprised That one was tied to tribdog's...:uhh:...y'know. You better run quick before he tells you to kiss it and make it better.

The right thread was this one here. *holds up thread to show MIH and a writhing tribdog* :biggrin:Yeeeewwww! Which thread have i been grabbing? Yeeeeeewwwww!
:yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

(Thank goodness I had that hockey mask on.)

Geez, this is just pathetic. Every single one of you should be embarrassed.

Resorting to gun slinging .... cross dressing ..... and WAYNE GRETZKY?! .... in a HOCKEY GOALIE MASK?! May you be banned from Canada, forever!

Seriously, taping people up with duct tape and burning down houses. And Artman, surely you've long since reached the age where you still need to call for your mommy. If I were you folks I'd be hoping this thread died ..... quickly .... and be hoping no one would ever remember the horrible things you've posted on this thread.

For shame, for shame.

Shameless attempt to steal the thread BobG.

Mine again. Mine, mine, mine :biggrin:

[tribdog]

CURSES!! I've been hornswaggled!!! :grumpy:
You've been hornswaggled? Look how swaggled my horn is!

[Moonbear]

You've been hornswaggled? Look how swaggled my horn is!

I don't think I want to look. :tongue:

*grabs salad tongs and picks up thread*

[franznietzsche]

I don't think I want to look. :tongue:

*grabs salad tongs and picks up thread*



Gimme gimmm gimme!!!

Mine!!

*take thread and puts it where no one will want to reach for it*

[tribdog]

Gimme gimmm gimme!!!

Mine!!

*take thread and puts it where no one will want to reach for it*
HEY! A-Hole! pay attention!

[tribdog]

Seriously, something is going to have to be done about that guy.

[franznietzsche]

HEY! A-Hole! pay attention!


NOT THERE!!!!


I used a proxy's posterior, not my own.

This proxy happens to a rhinocerous btw.

Enjoy, tribdog!!!

[tribdog]

Hey franz, I just posted a brain teaser and I used your name in it. Everyone else should try it. I think that, for you franz, the teaser should be to see if you can find it.

[Moonbear]

NOT THERE!!!!


I used a proxy's posterior, not my own.

This proxy happens to a rhinocerous btw.

Enjoy, tribdog!!!

Y'know, I really didn't want to have to go there. But, if I must...
*pulls on arm-length glove and retrieves thread*

You can have your rhino back now. He seems a little mad at you. :tongue:

[Tsu]

I think that's cuz I let franz borrow the electroejaculator. I wondered what he wanted that for...

[Moonbear]

I think that's cuz I let franz borrow the electroejaculator. I wondered what he wanted that for...

:grumpy: Just when I was watching the thread slip slowly to the bottom of the page with my name still on it as last poster, you just had to sneak in, didn't you? Aren't you supposed to be on vacation basking in tropical sunshine or something? :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

and while Tsu and Moonbear discuss..

YOINK!
*grabs thread AND electroejaculator*
:biggrin:

[Gokul43201]

Hey MIH,

While you playing with that long, buzzing toy, I think I'll help myself to this little stringy thingy.

<Hmmm...she didn't hear me !! That toy she's splaying with must really be something !>

[Moonbear]

:surprised You might have wanted to "yoink" that electroejaculator a little more gently. Poor franz will never be the same again. :blushing:

I better restrategize here. I wasn't too worried while the boys were fighting over the thread, I know I've got more stamina than all those young pups, but my sisters are real scrappers. Now it's going to have to get rough! :devil:

*Grabs thread and ducks behind large boulder for cover.*

[Gokul43201]

Moonbear, she never had the thread. You must've grabbed her flaying noodle !

Ooh, just noticed a typo in my previous post. Honestly, that was a typo. :redface:

[Moonbear]

Moonbear, she never had the thread. You must've grabbed her flaying noodle !

Ooh, just noticed a typo in my previous post. Honestly, that was a typo. :redface:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That stringy thingy wasn't the thread! :blushing: Us sisters stick together and play a mean passing game! :tongue:

[Math Is Hard]

so then who really HAS the thread? Maybe it's all in the concept of "having" or in the concept of "threadness". If I believe I have the thread, or if I am experiencing a "thread-having" sensation, then I must actually have it.

[for3to0won]

Please consider my proof that relativity is wrong. It came to me in a dream last night, and the fact that it has been rejected by all the journals that I sent it to proves that I have stumbled upon something too shocking for the physics community.

KE = \frac{1}{2}mv^2
This implies that any object is allowed to have only half of its energy. The other have is virtual energy. Virtual energy can be annihilated by virtual anti-energy producing mass. This virtual anti-energy is what gives rise to vacuum polarization.

For more of my proof, go to www.lastditcheffort.com (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=68&page=1)

Please do not lock this down as the ravings of a heretic. Remember that Galileo was ostracized on this very same basis.

[Moonbear]

:rofl: It's the return of for3to0won!! Gokul, what are you up to??? You didn't think you'd bring in a ringer to get the thread locked so you could claim the prize, did you?

[franznietzsche]

:rofl: It's the return of for3to0won!! Gokul, what are you up to??? You didn't think you'd bring in a ringer to get the thread locked so you could claim the prize, did you?


IT was good try though. A darn good one actually, had me very confused for a moment.

But this thread is mine, and none shall take it form me. I won the title!!!!

[Gokul43201]

Damn you, Moonbear !!! :devil: All that work for nought.

[franznietzsche]

Damn you, Moonbear !!! :devil: All that work for nought.


Failure is you, da?

[Moonbear]

Damn you, Moonbear !!! :devil: All that work for nought.

What can I say?? for3to0won and I are old friends. We used to chat a bit via PM. :rofl: Clever link though. :biggrin:

So, anyway, what's the difference between a thread and a string?

[franznietzsche]

What can I say?? for3to0won and I are old friends. We used to chat a bit via PM. :rofl: Clever link though. :biggrin:

So, anyway, what's the difference between a thread and a string?


you know what's really sad? We've been arguing for about six pages voer who gets to have the last post in this thread. We have no lives.

ON a similar note, i just spent 4.5 hours defining 14.41 million array elements for a solar convection model we've been working on. I was surprised i finished so soon, i was expecting it to take more like 7-8 hours. Yay.

[Moonbear]

you know what's really sad? We've been arguing for about six pages voer who gets to have the last post in this thread. We have no lives.

Don't think you're going to guilt me into giving you this thread just because you have no life. :rofl:

[franznietzsche]

Don't think you're going to guilt me into giving you this thread just because you have no life. :rofl:


No, but i am just a little deranged after all that programming. I mean 14.41 million, is a lot of array elements to define, i could *SNAP* at any time now...hehe....hheeeheheeee!!!!

[Moonbear]

Franz: Fourteen million four hundred thousand and three, fourteen million four hundred thousand and four...

Moonbear: Hey franz! 20, 39, 10, 2994, 826.

Franz: :grumpy: One, two, three...

[franznietzsche]

Franz: Fourteen million four hundred thousand and three, fourteen million four hundred thousand and four...

Moonbear: Hey franz! 20, 39, 10, 2994, 826.

Franz: :grumpy: One, two, three...


When my head explodes, i'm making sure all the juicy parts land on you :grumpy:

[Andy]

This really is quite sad.

sh*t f*ck a$$hole

[Artman]

Please consider my proof that relativity is wrong. It came to me in a dream last night, and the fact that it has been rejected by all the journals that I sent it to proves that I have stumbled upon something too shocking for the physics community.

KE = \frac{1}{2}mv^2
This implies that any object is allowed to have only half of its energy. The other have is virtual energy. Virtual energy can be annihilated by virtual anti-energy producing mass. This virtual anti-energy is what gives rise to vacuum polarization.

For more of my proof, go to www.lastditcheffort.com (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=68&page=1)

Please do not lock this down as the ravings of a heretic. Remember that Galileo was ostracized on this very same basis.
This was a brilliant attempt. Bore it to death! Suck it's brains out! I love this!

It's diabolical. A mad scientist thread killer. I can picture it in my head, a Gothic castle, damp walls, steep winding stairs leading to a dark laboratory in
the attic. We enter and see the thread lying strapped to a table, the evil scientist bending over it preparing to remove it's life force yet try and hold it for his own. Sparks are flying everywhere (I think that's because of the electroejaculator in his other hand)...

...How appropoe (sp?) for a Physics forum, but you shall not succeed in your effort to enihalate this thread. I cut the bands that were holding it to the table.

Ha Ha! It's mine again!!!

[Artman]

By the way, I also got the electroejaculator.

So with the thread in one hand and the electroejaculator in the other, I beat the raging beast into submission.

The, uh, thread I mean.

[Andy]

But if i say **** **** ******* when a mentor is about they should lock the thread and i would have killed it, is that right? I'm surprised nobody has thought of that yet.

[Moonbear]

You don't want a mentor to close the thread. Evo cheats. She locks the thread THEN sneaks in the last word and steals it for herself.

[franznietzsche]

We have thought of it, we're smarter than to try it.

[tribdog]

I'm still laughing about Gokul's "splaying" remark.

[Moonbear]

I'm still laughing about Gokul's "splaying" remark.

LOL! I missed that. I thought he meant grabbing the "stringy thingy" was the "typo." :rofl:

[Artman]

Artman enters, whistling <whhhh whhh whh whhhh whh whhhh> sees the thread, just lying unattended, picks it up and exits with it.

He takes the thread to his new hiding place (since Moonbear burnt down my cabin in the woods :grumpy:), ties the thread up, and begins to devise an evil way to do it in. :devil: :devil: :devil:

[franznietzsche]

Artman enters, whistling <whhhh whhh whh whhhh whh whhhh> sees the thread, just lying unattended, picks it up and exits with it.

He takes the thread to his new hiding place (since Moonbear burnt down my cabin in the woods :grumpy:), ties the thread up, and begins to devise an evil way to do it in. :devil: :devil: :devil:


Why would you pull it out of a rhino's rectum? i stashed it there for safe keeping and you took it anyway?

Now that is dedication.

[Moonbear]

Meanwhile, Moonbear is out walking along the docks, hoping to pick up a sailor, when she hears a thread-like whimper coming from a houseboat and realizes she has stumbled upon Artman's newest hiding place. She looks around, searching for something to use as a weapon (she isn't carrying her sig sauer because there's just no place to hide a holster under the outfit she's wearing, and marching around docks with a weapon seems to scare off those sailors she's trying to pick up). She spots a boat hook and grabs it. It'll have to do.

She hops down to the boat deck, and enters the cabin. She's got her boat hook ready to attack, but it seems she was lucky enough to find the thread while Artman was out buying supplies to carry out his evil plot. She unties the thread, tucks it in her pocket, tosses the boat hook aside and resumes her hunt for sailors.

[franznietzsche]

Dressed in his best sailor suit, franz spots moonbear leaving artman man's boat. Sauntering up, he walks up to her and starts a conversation, the disguis seems to be working, and she's already trying to pick him up.

Deftly flirting he reaches into her pocket, grabs the thread, and then pushes her off the dock and into the water, walking off to his car.

[Artman]

Dressed in his best sailor suit, franz spots moonbear leaving artman man's boat. Sauntering up, he walks up to her and starts a conversation, the disguis seems to be working, and she's already trying to pick him up.

Deftly flirting he reaches into her pocket, grabs the thread, and then pushes her off the dock and into the water, walking off to his car.Artman happens back with his supplies and watches the entire exchange between Moonbear and the sailor, who he easily recognizes as Franz. He waits until Franz has pushed Moonbear in the water then, as Franz is walking toward his car, he unleashs the angry, horny Rhino. The rhino, very turned on by the sailor suit, begins running after Franz, who runs off screaming and drops the thread, which Artman scoops up and carries to his boat. he sets the craft free and heads out to sea with the thread and his materials to kill it.

[Moonbear]

Moonbear surfaces, sputtering. But it seems the commotion has attracted the attention of some real sailors. While one reaches down to help pull Moonbear back up onto the dock, three others take off after franz. They promise not to hurt his pretty face while they render him writhing and groaning on the ground alongside his car.

One picks up the thread and they all saunter back to Moonbear, grinning ear to ear (women in wet clothing have that effect on sailors). "I believe this was yours Ma'am."

Moonbear graciously accepts the thread back from them, flutters her eyelashes a bit, and feigns a little limp so one of them offers to hold her and assist her walking back with them where they'll help take care of her wet clothes. Moonbear is ecstatic; she just got the thread AND the sailors.

Edit: Darn! Artman beat me to it! Can I still keep the sailors?

[franznietzsche]

Badly wounded, but still victorius, franz smirks at the woaked moonbear being escorted away by the sailors as the pulls the thread out of his glove box. Having had the foresight to keep a forgery in his pocket and hide the real thing he has had the last laugh. He starts the car and drives off quickly, before moonbear can figure out the truth.

[Artman]

Darn! Artman beat me to it! Can I still keep the sailors?Sure.

That should keep her busy. I guess I can put down the electroejaculator that I was going to poke the wet Moonbear with.

I think you will find, Franz, that you have an artifical thread. (The one attached to Tribdog's..., uh, let's just say it's tribdog's.)

[Moonbear]

What franz doesn't realize is that the dock master, who sees everything, spotted him stashing the thread into the glovebox. He rescued it while franz was scuffling with the sailors, and replaced it with a forgery of his own.

The dock master calls the coast guard to go fetch Artman, knowing he has no navigational skills and will need rescuing, and then sets off to Dock 21 where the sailors have gone with Moonbear. The dock master, being an old salty dog has seen pretty much everything, and knows better than to toussle with a group of sailors. He stands on the dock alongside the ship and tosses the thread to the sailor on deck. "Give this to the little lady, maybe she can use it to cover up a bit," he instructs gruffly. The sailor chuckles and gladly sets off with his excuse to return the thread to Moonbear, now resting comfortably in the bunks, wrapped in a blanket while waiting for her clothes to dry.

[Artman]

What franz doesn't realize is that the dock master, who sees everything, spotted him stashing the thread into the glovebox. He rescued it while franz was scuffling with the sailors, and replaced it with a forgery of his own.

The dock master calls the coast guard to go fetch Artman, knowing he has no navigational skills and will need rescuing, and then sets off to Dock 21 where the sailors have gone with Moonbear. The dock master, being an old salty dog has seen pretty much everything, and knows better than to toussle with a group of sailors. He stands on the dock alongside the ship and tosses the thread to the sailor on deck. "Give this to the little lady, maybe she can use it to cover up a bit," he instructs gruffly. The sailor chuckles and gladly sets off with his excuse to return the thread to Moonbear, now resting comfortably in the bunks, wrapped in a blanket while waiting for her clothes to dry.By the way, like I said, that's the "Tribdog thread" that you are covering your naked body with. :yuck: :bugeye:

[franznietzsche]

By the way, like I said, that's the "Tribdog thread" that you are covering your naked body with. :yuck: :bugeye:


The real thread is in my hands, nice try though.

[Moonbear]

By the way, like I said, that's the "Tribdog thread" that you are covering your naked body with. :yuck: :bugeye:

As soon as the sailor enters the bunks and holds out the thread, Moonbear recognizes it too is a fake thread. She realizes there isn't much else to do now than wait for the Coast Guard to bring Artman and his houseboat back to shore. She'll just have to find a way to while away the time until the Coast Guard returns. She allows her blanket to slip a bit as she sets aside the fake thread and gives a big smile as she thanks the sailor for delivering it.

[Artman]

She allows her blanket to slip a bit as she sets aside the fake thread and gives a big smile as she thanks the sailor for delivering it.You sound like a fasinating woman. How about we share the thread kill to keep it away from Franz? :tongue2:

[franznietzsche]

You sound like a fasinating woman. How about we share the thread kill to keep it away from Franz? :tongue2:

MINE MINE MINE

*foaming mouth*

MINE MINE MINE

:grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

[arildno]

Frightened by the foam oozing out of franz's mouth, arildno graps the thread from him and runs off

[franznietzsche]

Frightened by the foam oozing out of franz's mouth, arildno graps the thread from him and runs off


MINE MINE MINE

*goes tazzy devil on arildno's arse*

MINE MINE MINE
:grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

[Artman]

Frightened by the foam oozing out of franz's mouth, arildno graps the thread from him and runs offGeez arildno, I was going to share that with Moonbear. Now what am I going to do with this electroejaculator, slip-n-slide and this 20 gallons of Jello?
:grumpy:

[Moonbear]

Geez arildno, I was going to share that with Moonbear. Now what am I going to do with this electroejaculator...

*resisting the temptation to say it* :rofl:

[franznietzsche]

Geez arildno, I was going to share that with Moonbear. Now what am I going to do with this electroejaculator, slip-n-slide and this 20 gallons of Jello?
:grumpy:
Get a room with moonbear? :tongue2:

[arildno]

Arildno screams in fright, and disappears from the thread-killer thread forever..

[Moonbear]

Arildno screams in fright, and disappears from the thread-killer thread forever..

One down. Artman, how do you suggest we scare off franz? Perhaps if I just let the blanket fall a little further...that seems to really disturb franz me being almost old enough to be his mother. :rofl:

[Artman]

One down. Artman, how do you suggest we scare off franz? Perhaps if I just let the blanket fall a little further...that seems to really disturb franz me being almost old enough to be his mother. :rofl:Great suggestion! Maybe if we can get a hold of a Franz's mother mask...
:rofl: :rofl:

[franznietzsche]

One down. Artman, how do you suggest we scare off franz? Perhaps if I just let the blanket fall a little further...that seems to really disturb franz me being almost old enough to be his mother. :rofl:


*twitch twitch twitch*

I'd be careful, i told you, if my head explodes, i'll make sure to get all the bloody gushy juicy parts all over you! :surprised

[Moonbear]

*twitch twitch twitch*

I'd be careful, i told you, if my head explodes, i'll make sure to get all the bloody gushy juicy parts all over you! :surprised

Meh, I'm a biologist, bloody gushy juicy parts don't scare me.

*Looks around for mask of franz's mother's face*

[tribdog]

"last one," said tribdog, as he tightened the tiny screw. the relief was evident. "I didn't think I'd ever finish." It had taken most of the past two days, but finally his quantum tunneling time machine was finished.
This had better work, he thought, knowing there would be no second chance. He quickly stripped off his clothes, revealing his long, hard mathematical equation tattooed across his chest. the equation that made this time machine possible. He climbed into the time machine, curled up into the fetal position being careful to shield a tender spot on the back of his head and spoke the command to begin.
A computer voice began speaking, "thank you for choosing QT Travel. If you would like to travel through time please press or say one. If you would like to speak to an operator please press or say two."
"One" said tribdog.
"If you would like to travel into the future please press or say one. If you would like to travel into the past please press or say two."
"Two" tribdog said
"If you would like to travel 2 days into the past please press or say one. If you would like to travel 1.5 days into the past please say or press 2 if you would like to travel 6 minutes into the past please say or press three. If you would like to travel 198,998 years into the past please say or press four."
"two? no one. ONE!" said tribdog.
"too late." said the computer. "two it is. Have a pleasant trip."
Tribdog saw the entire universe move about a foot to the left and a bell said "ding"
Climbing out of the time machine tribdog saw someone sitting at his computer. I hope I'm not too late he thought as he picked up his television and brought it down on the head of the handsome young man sitting at his computer.
"Ouch, what'd you do that for" the young man said, turning around. "Hey, you are me. Why don't you have any clothes on? Wow, that sure is a long, hard thing you have there. What is that? Calculus?"
"Shut up!" said tribdog, interrupting himself. "I've come back to stop you. You must not, under any circumstance, post a topic about the top thread killers on PF, what happens if you do is horrible."
"I already sent it." said the younger tribdog.
"Oh no. but maybe it's not too late. You need to build a time machine and go back to before you send that post. With two of us it should be a lot easier building this time machine. If fact we can take mine apart so you can use the pieces to build yours." said the future tribdog.
"Why can't I just use yours?" asked the younger.
"Clever," said the elder, "I hadn't thought of that."
Suddenly there was a sound behind the two tribdogs. they turned to see another one of themselves standing there, naked. He held something long and hard in his hands. It was a flame thrower.
"Sorry," said the newest, oldest tribdog. " the thread killer thread is bad, but its nothing compared to multiple mes." Flames shot out and obliterated two of the three tribdogs. "We'll just have to hope the thread killers don't cause too much damage.

[arildno]

Meh, I'm a biologist, bloody gushy juicy parts don't scare me.

*Looks around for mask of franz's mother's face*
But slurping spiders do..oh dear, I'm in the thread-killer thread again

[franznietzsche]

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****


Now if that doesn't get me the thread kill, well, i'll just run this one to 2,000 posts and have you all begging me to stop again. That'll give me the win.

[dextercioby]

Nope,u just put it to sleep for about 1 minute.I woke it up again...:wink:

Daniel.

[franznietzsche]

Nope,u just put it to sleep for about 1 minute.I woke it up again...:wink:

Daniel.


WEll then i' settle for killing you.

*brandishes hatchet*

[dextercioby]

Franz,is that foul language,or are u testing a new keyboard...?

Daniel.

[dextercioby]

Damn,the order of messages got screwed up.I think i'll need Tribby's time quantum machine to repair it...

Daniel.

[Moonbear]

Has anyone ever tested this before? What happens when you get several people together who all need to get the last word in and are all too stubborn to concede defeat? I think we've entered seriously dangerous uncharted territory. For your own safety, everyone else better leave quickly.

[tribdog]

It all boils down to who can finish last fastest.

[dextercioby]

Has anyone ever tested this before? What happens when you get several people together who all need to get the last word in and are all too stubborn to concede defeat? I think we've entered seriously dangerous uncharted territory. For your own safety, everyone else better leave quickly.

Yes,i agree,but first show us how to leave,PERMANENTLY... :tongue2:

Daniel.

[Moonbear]

It all boils down to who can finish last fastest.

LOL! Well, according to Evo, we know you're quick to the finish, but I'm not sure if that'll give you the stamina to get to the end of this thread. :biggrin:

[dextercioby]

And u may take Franz with you...And Artman & Trib...:tongue2:

Daniel.

[franznietzsche]

Has anyone ever tested this before? What happens when you get several people together who all need to get the last word in and are all too stubborn to concede defeat? I think we've entered seriously dangerous uncharted territory. For your own safety, everyone else better leave quickly.


PLease Moonbear, like i would fall for that. Give me some credit at least. Gosh.


You know, this one time i was driving my car around late at night. Man it as some vicious weather that night, let me tell you. Downright wicked. There was an eclipse too, under the clouds. And many werewolfs. Many many werewolfs. ANd vampires. And they were fighting Over this thread. Was i dreaming?

[mattmns]

Sad thing is that this thread is going to never die. Unless I kill all of you, then I would win...

[dextercioby]

PLease Moonbear, like i would fall for that. Give me some credit at least. Gosh.


You know, this one time i was driving my car around late at night. Man it as some vicious weather that night, let me tell you. Downright wicked. There was an eclipse too, under the clouds. And many werewolfs. Many many werewolfs. ANd vampires. And they were fighting Over this thread. Was i dreaming?

Yes,i'm the tallest of you all.I'm the Vampire State Building... :cool: :tongue2:

Daniel.

P.S.*runs with the thread,yet again*

[franznietzsche]

Sad thing is that this thread is going to never die. Unless I kill all of you, then I would win...
Rather than being sectarian UNderstand that we have to work together for the common good.

After all What better what than A round of beer to make You feel better about me winning?

Now that that's settled yOu go and ejoy the sun shiny Weather out there.

Yesterday's news, this quarrel is, Outside, Under the sky, there is your joy.

Please, leave this ANti-scoial schism to the porfessionals. go watch some wayne gretZkY footage or something.

[franznietzsche]

Yes,i'm the tallest of you all.I'm the Vampire State Building... :cool: :tongue2:

Daniel.

P.S.*runs with the thread,yet again*


Dolt, you ruined my message in your quote. You don't add bold face to a messgae that uses bold face to hide a subliminal message,. Of course if the message worked, you'll be gone for good....

[mattmns]

Little somethin for my godson tribdog and a little girl named franz

Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
I say the darker the flesh theN the dEeper the roots
I give a holler to my sisters on welfare
Tupac cares, and don't nobody else care
And uhh, I know tHey likE to beat ya down a lot
When you come around the block bRothas clOwn a lot
But please don't cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don't Forget, girl keep Your head up
And when he tells yOu yoU ain't nuttin don't Believe hIm
And if he cAn't learn To love you you should leave him
Cause sista you don't need him
And I ain't tryin to gas ya up, I just Call em How I sEe em
You know it makeS me unhAppy (what's that)
When bRothas makE babies, and leave a younG mOther to be a pappy
And sInce we all came from a womaN
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we Take frOm our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to Kill for our women
TIme to heal our women, be reaL to our women
And if we don't we'Ll have a race of babies
That will Hate the ladIes, that make the babieS
And since a man can'T make one
He has no Right to tEll A woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you're fed up laDies, but keep your head up

[franznietzsche]

Little somethin for my godson tribdog and a little girl named franz


*looks down pants*

I've never seen one of those on a girl before....ewwww.

I wish i was a more feminine girl.

NEITHER OF YOU BIATCHES ARE GOING TO KILL THIS THREAD

OOOOHHH OOOHHH!!! Mommy Evo!!! look whaT he did!!! you'd better lock the threAd!!! locK it bEfore he can say any more of T He bad words!!! I think noone elSe should post after this one Because they mIght sAy more bad sTuff like him, cant we couldn't CatcH them!! Mommy EVo!!!!!

[Moonbear]

Clearly I need to resort to more extreme measures.

*fires up cauldron, starts tossing in strange solutions and powders, a little hair of the tribdog, some bloody juicy bits of franz, some of Artman's toenail clippings, words penned by mattmns', some strange green thing from Dextercioby...*

Okay, I think all the ingredients are in. *starts stirring the contents of the cauldron and walking in circles around it, chanting...*

Inty minty tibity fee
A deelyer a dollyer a nominee
Hytcha pytcha dominytcha
Hans pans dust
Out goes Y O U.

:devil:

[mattmns]

NEITHER OF YOU BIATCHES ARE GOING TO KILL THIS THREAD

Where did you get that from? I was just posting the lyrics to a popular positive rap song o:)

[dextercioby]

Y O U.



You got this one,right.You owe me...a quick exit... :tongue2:

Danievil.

[Moonbear]

Where did you get that from? I was just posting the lyrics to a popular positive rap song o:)

Hmmm...it seems mattmns escaped my first attempt. Perhaps written words aren't enough to include in the potion. *tosses mattmns tarnished halo into the bubbling cauldron and repeats the chant*

[dextercioby]

Take my advice,MB,leave before it's too late...

Danievil.

[klusener]

I had chocolate nuts for lunch today, i was late to start with in the morning, so i couldn't pack lunch, thus i just grabbed some nuts.. but the thing is I don't like it when the nuts are heavily salted, when they are lightly salted, i can suck at them all day long and be happy.. Thank god for peanuts, i love peanuts..

[dextercioby]

Hey,who invited you here...?You wanna kill MY thread (though some people still think it's Tribdog's :grumpy:)???Not in THIS world,amigo...

Daniel.

[franznietzsche]

Hey,who invited you here...?You wanna kill MY thread (though some people still think it's Tribdog's :grumpy:)???Not in THIS world,amigo...

Daniel.


THIS IS MY THREAD!!!


I an the champion thread killer not you!!!!

Stop stealing my glory you glory whore!!!!! [/irony]

[motai]

You physics fools
Sweet thread shall be mine
Died in the night

Crimson bits here
Scattered amongst the 'net
As I make leave.

[franznietzsche]

You physics fools
Sweet thread shall be mine
Died in the night

Crimson bits here
Scattered amongst the 'net
As I make leave.

OK we'll settle this with a drinking contest. Everyone got your bottle of grey goose? Good. Start chugging, whoever drinks the most without stopping wins. In the event of a tie the two people will go again. In the even of a tie where the two people have emptied their bottles, there will be a bacardi 151 chug off, same rules.

Everyone ready?

[Moonbear]

Ooh, good plan! I think I'll just sit here and watch. When the rest of you have all passed out, I'll just help myself to the thread.

[franznietzsche]

Ooh, good plan! I think I'll just sit here and watch. When the rest of you have all passed out, I'll just help myself to the thread.

No you have to participate, or you can't ahve the thread, thats how the rules work.

[Artman]

No you have to participate, or you can't ahve the thread, thats how the rules work.I'm here huckleberry.

Artman slowly begins to circle the thread with his hand poised above the handle protruding from his holster.

Suddenly, three flaming Tribdogs come rushing through the thread!!!
:surprised

Artman, startled by the outburst, draws his weapon and fires it repeatedly into the thread! Blam! Blam! Blam!

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:

[Moonbear]

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:

Holy thread-killers Batman! *Kapow!*

Good thing I've got my sailors for protection around here. :biggrin:

[franznietzsche]

I'm here huckleberry.

Artman slowly begins to circle the thread with his hand poised above the handle protruding from his holster.

Suddenly, three flaming Tribdogs come rushing through the thread!!!
:surprised

Artman, startled by the outburst, draws his weapon and fires it repeatedly into the thread! Blam! Blam! Blam!

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:


YOU MISQUOTED DOC HOLIDAY!!!!

Its "I'm YOUR huckleberry".

[Artman]

YOU MISQUOTED DOC HOLIDAY!!!!

Its "I'm YOUR huckleberry".I know, I didn't want to give you guys any "Huckleberry" fodder.

I really liked that movie.

[franznietzsche]

I know, I didn't want to give you guys any "Huckleberry" fodder.

I really liked that movie.


Val Kilmer did not play doc holiday, he was doc holiday. Absolutely fantastic.

[tribdog]

Val Kilmer did not play doc holiday, he was doc holiday. Absolutely fantastic.
that movie sucked, 2 hours of bad acting and corny lines.


*steals thread while franz has seizure*

[Moonbear]

I don't think I ever saw Doc Holiday. I'll take tribdog's word for it and assume I've missed nothing (that saves on movie rental fees too).

[tribdog]

I never saw it either, but I figured family vacation sucked so doc holiday probably would too

[Andre]

Some people seem trying desperately to have dead threads lingering on. I've gone back to the last 100 or so really dead threads and counted up how many times each person was the one named as the last poster. Here's my list of PFs members who did the most attempts to keep the conversation up:
1)with 21- franznietzche
2)with 15- Moonbear
3)with 12- tribdog
4)with 9-tie-Ivan Seeking and Tsu
:biggrin:

[tribdog]

Some people seem trying desperately to have dead threads lingering on. I've gone back to the last 100 or so really dead threads and counted up how many times each person was the one named as the last poster. Here's my list of PFs members who did the most attempts to keep the conversation up:
1)with 21- franznietzche
2)with 15- Moonbear
3)with 12- tribdog
4)with 9-tie-Ivan Seeking and Tsu
:biggrin:
take your half full glass and get the heck outta here

[Moonbear]

*Grabs hammer and nails and coffin. Starts nailing coffin shut.*

Oh, wait, if I do that, where will I sleep when the sun comes up? *long sigh*

*Starts prying nails back out of the coffin.*

[Math Is Hard]

hmm....so quiet in here... everyone must be asleep... oh, look - there's Moonbear :zzz: and franz :zzz: and trib :zzz: and all the others :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: all nestled in their sleeping bags. aww, how cute.. trib drools in his sleep. :shy:

*picks up thread*

I don't think anyone even saw me come in. heh heh

*tiptoes away* :wink:

[franznietzsche]

hmm....so quiet in here... everyone must be asleep... oh, look - there's Moonbear :zzz: and franz :zzz: and trib :zzz: and all the others :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: all nestled in their sleeping bags. aww, how cute.. trib drools in his sleep. :shy:

*picks up thread*

I don't think anyone even saw me come in. heh heh

*tiptoes away* :wink:

I never sleep

What are you talking about?

I was working, you know, being productive? What were YOU doing? Yeah thats what i thought.

My thread.

[Math Is Hard]

oh, good job, franz - you woke almost everyone up!
Let's see how long you hold on to your precious thread NOW!

*SLAMS DOOR*

[franznietzsche]

oh, good job, franz - you woke almost everyone up!
Let's see how long you hold on to your precious thread NOW!

*SLAMS DOOR*


I was never asleep!!!

I was just three doors down, working.

Fie on you!!!!

[mattmns]

Sorry, I am a heavy sleeper :zzz: :zzz:

[dextercioby]

*Telling to himself*:
No,YOU must have the last word in this thread...*sadistical laughter*:evil:

Danievil.

[Artman]

Val Kilmer did not play doc holiday, he was doc holiday. Absolutely fantastic.Yes he was. I love the line he says to the guy who says, "Hell, I got lots of friends."

He just says, "I don't."

Gotta love it.

[tribdog]

Yes he was. I love the line he says to the guy who says, "Hell, I got lots of friends."

He just says, "I don't."

Gotta love it.
Shakespeare?

[Artman]

I don't think I ever saw Doc Holiday. I'll take tribdog's word for it and assume I've missed nothing (that saves on movie rental fees too).If you like western theme movies this is a good one. It's called "Tombstone," not Doc Holiday. In my opinion, it's not quite as good as Eastwood's "Unforgiven," but it is still good.


My thread, by the way. <sneaks off with the thread while the others run to the video store.>

[Artman]

Shakespeare?Actually, he does get a little poetic in his speaches.

[tribdog]

I like peaches. Doesn't a juicy peach sound really good right now?

[tribdog]

I can't believe no one has gone back and posted in all the threads franz killed. would only take about 2 minutes to drop franz out of first place

[Artman]

I can't believe no one has gone back and posted in all the threads franz killed. would only take about 2 minutes to drop franz out of first placeOh my God, that never occurred to me.

Oops, I mean of course "speeches."

[tribdog]

I wasn't being rude and correcting you. a peach really does sound good to me right now.

[Moonbear]

I don't know, when I left last night, there weren't very many threads left that didn't have my name on them. It makes it a lot harder to quickly bury this one if I have to start replying to myself to bump threads in front of it (I'm not that obnoxious).

[russ_watters]

Me last now.

[Artman]

Me last now.Uh, hey look over there Russ. Isn't that a Democrat?

<While Russ turns to begin debating issues with yet another Democrat, Artman swipes the thread back.>

[franznietzsche]

Uh, hey look over there Russ. Isn't that a Democrat?

<While Russ turns to begin debating issues with yet another Democrat, Artman swipes the thread back.>


Mine!!!!


*drags thread into the bottom of the wuantum well he was in to resum commiserating with the down quark.*

[Artman]

Mine!!!!


*drags thread into the bottom of the wuantum well he was in to resum commiserating with the down quark.*Darn it! How am I supposed to get it down there? It was so much easier when Russ had it.

Oh, what do you know. I have it again.
:smile:

[Moonbear]

Instead of weeding out contenders as they fatigue, it seems we're acquiring more! Look at all the scavengers lining up to feed on the dead thread! :bugeye:

Artman, good move sending Russ after a Democrat. That should keep a few thread killers occupied.

I'll have to think about what new outfit to wear today to go along with the thread-stealing adventures planned. Yesterday's worked to distract some of the men and scare of franz for a bit, and having the sailors around was pretty useful, but those high heels were tough to run in, and the skirt didn't have any pockets to carry duct tape or weapons.

*rummages through closet*

And with a little slight of hand while talking, I've got the thread again.

[franznietzsche]

Pulls out bag full of claymore mines.

My thread.

Plats claymores in circle around thread, pointing OUTWARD, sits on thread, holds detonator and waits for the next poster.

I dare ya, i'll blow you away if you even think about it.

[Moonbear]

Oh, thank heavens I decided to wear this comfy flight suit today. Not overly attractive, but lots of pockets, and now I'm all ready to descend from the rope ladder on this helicopter to grab the thread from franz from above.

Now, franz, how were you planning on getting out of that circle of mines? :devil:

[franznietzsche]

Oh, thank heavens I decided to wear this comfy flight suit today. Not overly attractive, but lots of pockets, and now I'm all ready to descend from the rope ladder on this helicopter to grab the thread from franz from above.

Now, franz, how were you planning on getting out of that circle of mines? :devil:


They're claymore mines, silly moonbear.

*picks one up, points it at her, detonates*

Claymore mines sit upright out of the ground and launch shrapnel horizontally when detonated, typically by tripwire, though you could do it by pulling the pin out yourself with the wire.

The also say "THis side Towards Enemy" on the front, just so no one gets confused, like me.

[Moonbear]

They're claymore mines, silly moonbear.

*picks one up, points it at her, detonates*

Claymore mines sit upright out of the ground and launch shrapnel horizontally when detonated, typically by tripwire, though you could do it by pulling the pin out yourself with the wire.

The also say "THis side Towards Enemy" on the front, just so no one gets confused, like me.

Too slow, I've already climbed up the ladder and am well clear of you and your mines.

[franznietzsche]

Too slow, I've already climbed up the ladder and am well clear of you and your mines.


I've got plenty of em, and i'm still siting right here, on the thread.

Got a few grenades too.

[Artman]

Hey Moonbear, did you see the interesting Brain Teaser that Tribdog created that used our names over in the Brain Teaser Forum? I already figured it out.



(while franz and Moonbear head over to work on the brain teaser, I steal the thread.) :biggrin:

[Moonbear]

Hey Moonbear, did you see the interesting Brain Teaser that Tribdog created that used our names over in the Brain Teaser Forum? I already figured it out.



(while franz and Moonbear head over to work on the brain teaser, I steal the thread.) :biggrin:

I already saw it yesterday. You can't distract me that easily. You should be appreciative I sent the Coast Guard after you so you can still be here to keep trying to steal the thread, otherwise you'd still be lost at sea. You keep distracting franz while I hang onto this here thread.

[franznietzsche]

Hey Moonbear, did you see the interesting Brain Teaser that Tribdog created that used our names over in the Brain Teaser Forum? I already figured it out.



(while franz and Moonbear head over to work on the brain teaser, I steal the thread.) :biggrin:


*aims claymore*

*detonates*

That'll teach the schmoe to touch my thread.

Keep trying suckers, i've got enough claymores to hold off an army of tribdog's. I can't be touched!

[franznietzsche]

I already saw it yesterday. You can't distract me that easily. You should be appreciative I sent the Coast Guard after you so you can still be here to keep trying to steal the thread, otherwise you'd still be lost at sea. You keep distracting franz while I hang onto this here thread.


My name wasn't even mentioned in the brain teaser. Why would i go look?

I still have plenty of claymores for you too.

[Artman]

My name wasn't even mentioned in the brain teaser. Why would i go look?I know. I figured you'd be frantically PMing the three flaming Tribdogs to find out why.

Or at least go after them with your claymores.

[Math Is Hard]

I know. I figured you'd be frantically PMing the three flaming Tribdogs ....
Bartender, I'll have three Flaming Tribdogs...
and some pretzels... and oh, yes, I'll take this thread, too.

[Artman]

I already saw it yesterday. You can't distract me that easily. You should be appreciative I sent the Coast Guard after you so you can still be here to keep trying to steal the thread, otherwise you'd still be lost at sea. You keep distracting franz while I hang onto this here thread.Oh I am grateful. Oh by the way, since you saw it yesterday, you may not be aware of what you are wearing in that thread, or what you are doing.


:bugeye:

[franznietzsche]

I know. I figured you'd be frantically PMing the three flaming Tribdogs to find out why.

Or at least go after them with your claymores.


*fires another claymore*


Bartender, I'll have three Flaming Tribdogs...
and some pretzels... and oh, yes, I'll take this thread, too.

Flaming Dr Peppers anyone?

[Moonbear]

Hey, tribdog, look! franz has explosives to play with! Go see what happens if you play with the detonator.

***KAABLAM***

*grabs thread while tribdog explodes franz's entire arsenal and everyone else is watching the commotion*

*feels a little guilty and calls 9-1-1 for tribdog*

[The Bob]

Why do I never understand any of these threads??? The ones that look like fun and I don't get them???

:frown:

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Artman]

The three flaming trbdogs inspired a song. Sung to the tune of the last verse of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

"The Twelve Days of Thread Kill"
By Artman

On the twelve day of "Thread Kill" PF gave to me,
Twelve funky Moonbear outfits,
Eleven bizarre Artman characters,
Ten dextercioby redirects
Nine claymore mine fields
Eight frisky seamen
Seven posters fighting
Six MIH sneak attacks
Five Evo Warnings
Four confused posters
Three flaming Tribdogs
Two nasty posts by Andy
And the Number one Thread Killer franznietzsche!

(Don't go back and count I made up the numbers)

The threads mine by the way. Nothing lives after one of my songs. :yuck:

[Moonbear]

Ooh, but it can't die yet. You've just given me 12 outfits and I've only gotten to wear two of them so far. 10 more to try out! :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

And the Number one Thread Killer franznietzsche!

WOW! I never would have thought of a rhyme for "pear tree" - but nietzsche works just dandy!! :smile:

[tribdog]

ooh, he's good. the bob just might kill this thread with posts like that

[Math Is Hard]

I think there is an art to creating an awkward silence. That's how you get people to flee a thread.

[tribdog]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing just the *farrt* same thing the other day. *looks around hoping nobody heard that*

[Moonbear]

*sticks clothespin on nose* I think we need to switch your puppy chow there tribdog.

[Artman]

Y