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stoned
Apr3-05, 12:02 AM
I have enough of living in this materialistic, money obsessed country (sorry if I offended anyone) and since I'm single without any finanncial obligation and with some cash saved ( 10 K) I want to move away from here to live between people who are more enlightened, tolerant,less violent and good towards animals.
I'm also vegan, so I guess there are not many choicess for me.Of course first in mind comes Tibet,Nepal,maybe northern India.
What do you guys think, where my suppose to go?
I can work in the fields no problem,just need roof over my head and food, but most important for me is to live with friendly people.

Danger
Apr3-05, 12:15 AM
where my suppose to go?
I can work in the fields no problem,just need roof over my head and food, but most important for me is to live with friendly people.
Why not give the 'Great White North' a shot? It's close enough culturally and geographically that it won't be a huge transition, but closer to what you're looking for. (There are some really terrific people and communities in the States, but you do have that government to deal with.)
Even though I'm an Albertan, I would actually recommend the Maritimes for a start. The people there are down to earth, friendly as hell, and half nuts. At least visit for a while to see if you like it. :smile:

Dooga Blackrazor
Apr3-05, 12:44 AM
If your going to Canada, I wouldn't recommend the maritimes, or at least not New Brunswick. New Brunswick is a farming province where people like meat and potatoes. I don't think you'd find the liberal, vegan paradise your looking for because we are quite Conservative. As a Liberal, Agnostic Atheist, Vegetarian, I sometimes feel like my rational beliefs ostracize me from others. I salute your veganism - I'm thinking of becoming vegan when I'm older, circumstances make it difficult. If you leave for Canada, my suggestion is Vancouver, but the cost of living there ... ouch.

Danger
Apr3-05, 12:51 AM
If your going to Canada, I wouldn't recommend the maritimes
Okay, you caught me. :redface: I was just trying to steer him away from me. How 'bout we compromise and stick him in Moose Jaw? :biggrin:

Dooga Blackrazor
Apr3-05, 01:15 AM
Okay, you caught me. :redface: I was just trying to steer him away from me. How 'bout we compromise and stick him in Moose Jaw? :biggrin:

lol! I wouldn't live in a place called Moose Jaw, but since he likes animals, maybe Moose Jaw is the ideal place for him. :approve: He'll probably be avoiding Canada now that he's seen our strange idea of humor, lol.

Smurf
Apr3-05, 01:16 AM
You should avoid listening to anything Dooga says about Canada, he has an irrational hatred of every province except Quebec.

hypatia
Apr3-05, 01:30 AM
You should scratch Nepal, Tibet off the list. The Chinese government has a way of making young Americians vanish. Remember in these countries you have no civil rights. These are places of great unrest right now. Plus they eat alot of Yak and sheep meat..Ever try Yak butter tea? Not many veggies grow there.


finding a place thats enlightened, tolerant,less violent and good towards animals I would tend to look towards Borneo..malaysia. Warm, lots of fruits and veggies !

stoned
Apr3-05, 01:33 AM
i meant to say non western countries,and i know usa,canada,europe very well :yuck:

JasonRox
Apr3-05, 03:05 AM
I like how people say they know Canada very well when they don't. Sorry dude, but I know you know **** about Canada.

stoned
Apr3-05, 03:39 AM
I live in Mississauga just outside Toronto.Ha Ha Ha !

FredGarvin
Apr3-05, 10:29 AM
I have enough of living in this materialistic, money obsessed country

I can't say I have ever heard anyone say that about Canada.

moose
Apr3-05, 10:31 AM
Don't move out of the U.S.
Move out of your state.(Which state do you live in? I could help)

Smurf
Apr3-05, 10:40 AM
I can't say I have ever heard anyone say that about Canada.
I say it all the time.
I live in Mississauga just outside Toronto.Ha Ha Ha !I like how people say they know Canada very well when they don't. Sorry dude, but I know you know **** about Canada.
The Canadian Provinces differ a LOT between eachother, BC, Maritimes, and the Territories are vastly different from the the central states (which are themselves different from the prairies) and eachother, in both people and landscape.

That said, you can find 'nice people' anywhere in the world.

Moonbear
Apr3-05, 11:21 AM
I want to move away from here to live between people who are more enlightened, tolerant,less violent and good towards animals.
I'm also vegan, so I guess there are not many choicess for me.

Perhaps an uninhabited island somewhere? :tongue2:

Astronuc
Apr3-05, 11:43 AM
I have enough of living in this materialistic, money obsessed country
You will that pretty much anywhere in the world.
first in mind comes Tibet,Nepal,maybe northern India.
What do you guys think, where my suppose to go?
No - too dangerous. Nepal has a problem with Maoist insurgents, who appear to be supported by the Chinese government - another proxy war.
I can work in the fields no problem,just need roof over my head and food, but most important for me is to live with friendly people.Actually, northern Pakistan, particularly Hunzaland may be the place.
http://www.hunzaguidespakistan.com/northpakistan.htm

http://www.hunzaexperience.com/hunza.htm

Danger
Apr3-05, 12:16 PM
Hey Astronuc--like the new avatar. The old one always weirded me out a bit. Too many flashbacks to Jerry Rubin... :biggrin:

2CentsWorth
Apr3-05, 12:33 PM
I can't say I have ever heard anyone say that about Canada.After the 2004 election, was it 10,000 Americans that inquired about immigrating to Canada? Scared the hell out of the Canadians (even though these Americans just wanted to escape the oppression of the Bush regime :eek: ). You could be more neighborly.

Danger
Apr3-05, 12:38 PM
You could be more neighborly.
If you learn how to spell things like 'neighbourly' and 'colour' and 'manoeuvre', we'll welcome you as one of our own. (And it's zed, dammit, not zee.)

edit: As much as I love their music, I bet ZZ Topp never even considered how stupid their name sounds up here. :grumpy:

stoned
Apr3-05, 01:19 PM
The Canadian Provinces differ a LOT between eachother, BC, Maritimes, and the Territories are vastly different from the the central states (which are themselves different from the prairies) and eachother, in both people and landscape.


Funny thing is I also lived in British Columbia, (beautiful nature there),don't want to go to Alberta and prairies-bunch of yahoos and drunken natives .Atlantic Canada has too many seal killers.
Quebec is the only province I would chose, and I respect French Canadians the most.
Someone sugested Malaysia,hmmm ? yeah ! Malaysia sounds good,just one question do they have weed there ? :wink:

Smurf
Apr3-05, 01:24 PM
Malaysia sounds good,just one question do they have weed there ? :wink:
heh, YA THINK?

mattmns
Apr3-05, 01:25 PM
I would say almost every place in the world has weed.

stoned
Apr3-05, 01:37 PM
heh, YA THINK?

I hear BC has some kick *** weed,on my way to Malaysia i'm gonna stop in BC and get super high,care to join me Smurf ?

Smurf
Apr3-05, 01:42 PM
Nope, I'm clean now, intend to stay that way. You have fun though.

Moonbear
Apr3-05, 02:14 PM
Someone sugested Malaysia,hmmm ? yeah ! Malaysia sounds good,just one question do they have weed there ? :wink:

:uhh: If our former Malaysian member was to be trusted, drug possession is punishable by death there. But, hey, that's only if you get caught, right? :rofl:

stoned
Apr3-05, 02:29 PM
oh ****, yes! :bugeye: i remember watching movie with nicole.kidman about two australian women who were smugling tiny bit of drugs into thailand or malaysia,they have got life sentences.

Danger
Apr3-05, 02:33 PM
:uhh: If our former Malaysian member was to be trusted, drug possession is punishable by death there. But, hey, that's only if you get caught, right? :rofl:
Just a passing thought... you might want to change your name before you go.

stoned
Apr3-05, 02:51 PM
Just a passing thought... you might want to change your name before you go.


You are right, any suggestions ? I been thinkin about Ganja, Puff or Blow :rofl:

Danger
Apr3-05, 03:02 PM
You are right, any suggestions ? I been thinkin about Ganja, Puff or Blow :rofl:
I'm not sure just what the sexual mores are in that part of the world, but I suspect that those last two might get you into trouble in some neighbourhoods.

mattmns
Apr3-05, 03:04 PM
How about spliff, or leņo?

Danger
Apr3-05, 03:10 PM
They might not recognize Gagger over there.

kaos
Apr3-05, 04:38 PM
:uhh: If our former Malaysian member was to be trusted, drug possession is punishable by death there. But, hey, that's only if you get caught, right? :rofl:


Its true, 15 grams of heroin and you're a goner (mandatory death sentence=no appeal). Murderes and traitors get off easier.
And malaysia aint no paradise, ("racial harmony" ,"tolerance", peaceful???)
bull****......

kaos
Apr3-05, 04:39 PM
and dun touch the muslim chicks...... them religious police are scary......

klusener
Apr3-05, 04:58 PM
I am sorry, but this is an official message from the Malaysian secret police, please be prepared to be arrested at a later notified time.

Danger
Apr3-05, 05:06 PM
I am sorry, but this is an official message from the Malaysian secret police, please be prepared to be arrested at a later notified time.
We're almost ready. Hang on...

Quick, Moonbear! Bake us a cake. You know... the kind with the 'special' fillling... :wink:

stoned
Apr3-05, 05:10 PM
Its true, 15 grams of heroin and you're a goner (mandatory death sentence=no appeal).

That sucks ! I guess at least you guys have booze and smokes right ?

kaos
Apr3-05, 05:20 PM
booze is expensive (200%+ tax i think) but smokes are quite cheap (RM6.50=USD1.++ ) and no public drinking in Kelantan state.

Moonbear
Apr3-05, 05:38 PM
We're almost ready. Hang on...

Quick, Moonbear! Bake us a cake. You know... the kind with the 'special' fillling... :wink:

You're going to have to be a little more specific. I have a full menu of special cake fillings. Do you need something to sedate the police, to create a diversion, to entertain with, or to break out of jail?

hypatia
Apr3-05, 05:40 PM
maybe a cake with a file in it....

Danger
Apr3-05, 05:43 PM
You're going to have to be a little more specific. I have a full menu of special cake fillings. Do you need something to sedate the police, to create a diversion, to entertain with, or to break out of jail?
I don't know the circumstances yet, so we'd better go for the 'Deluxe'. About 10 kilos of C4, a supressed Colt Woodsman w/ a couple of hundred rounds, some flash-bangs and smoke grenades, a bottle of Guervo... :rolleyes:

Danger
Apr3-05, 05:45 PM
maybe a cake with a file in it....
Are you sure you're in Detroit? You don't seem very militant.

Moonbear
Apr3-05, 05:48 PM
I don't know the circumstances yet, so we'd better go for the 'Deluxe'. About 10 kilos of C4, a supressed Colt Woodsman w/ a couple of hundred rounds, some flash-bangs and smoke grenades, a bottle of Guervo... :rolleyes:

Okay, but the Deluxe is expensive. I charge extra for live ammo...hazard pay you know. Gotta keep the oven temperature just right, or else it takes me weeks to clean the cake off every surface of the kitchen, and the kevlar apron and oven mitts were pretty pricey too, so I need to recover some of that cost.

2CentsWorth
Apr3-05, 05:53 PM
Okay, but the Deluxe is expensive. I charge extra for live ammo...hazard pay you know. Gotta keep the oven temperature just right, or else it takes me weeks to clean the cake off every surface of the kitchen, and the kevlar apron and oven mitts were pretty pricey too, so I need to recover some of that cost.Kevlar apron and mitts -- Wow, now that's a woman! :biggrin:

Danger
Apr3-05, 05:58 PM
Okay, but the Deluxe is expensive. I charge extra for live ammo...hazard pay you know. Gotta keep the oven temperature just right, or else it takes me weeks to clean the cake off every surface of the kitchen, and the kevlar apron and oven mitts were pretty pricey too, so I need to recover some of that cost.
Money's no problem. We have a little package that we can sell...

Kevlar apron and mitts -- Wow, now that's a woman!
She must have found out the same way I did about putting tuna in the microwave.

hypatia
Apr3-05, 06:04 PM
Are you sure you're in Detroit? You don't seem very militant

smile, nod and winks. want me to make ya a zip gun?

Evo
Apr3-05, 06:08 PM
She must have found out the same way I did about putting tuna in the microwave.Yeah, you're supposed to take it out of the can first. :tongue:

Danger
Apr3-05, 06:17 PM
smile, nod and winks. want me to make ya a zip gun?
Got lots, thanks. I pretty much gave up on them when I hit my teens. I did come up with a very nice little deal that fires 18 rounds of 20mm HE/I armour-piercing and can be carried in a holster. (Really.):devil:

Yeah, you're supposed to take it out of the can first.
Then why didn't it say so on the label? :grumpy:

klusener
Apr3-05, 06:45 PM
Sir, please step up out of your seat and close your internet connection, we are going to take a little trip down to the station... :devil:

I am a police officer and you will respect my AUTHORITAAH!!!

p.s. (man that episode was one of my favorites, chicken fu:rolleyes:ker )

Moonbear
Apr3-05, 07:23 PM
Then why didn't it say so on the label? :grumpy:

*checks label on tuna can* Well, what do you know, it doesn't say that on the label. Well, that's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. It also doesn't say to not put the can in the microwave. How can they be so irresponsible as to not anticipate someone might try that? :rofl:

Danger
Apr3-05, 07:38 PM
*checks label on tuna can* Well, what do you know, it doesn't say that on the label. Well, that's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. It also doesn't say to not put the can in the microwave. How can they be so irresponsible as to not anticipate someone might try that? :rofl:
I don't know, but somebody is buying me a new oven. :grumpy:

2CentsWorth
Apr3-05, 08:46 PM
I understand the directions for heating pop tarts are quite extensive, so you may have a case.

Danger
Apr3-05, 08:52 PM
I understand the directions for heating pop tarts are quite extensive, so you may have a case.
I thought we left Jessica Simpson on a different thread...

BobG
Apr3-05, 09:13 PM
*checks label on tuna can* Well, what do you know, it doesn't say that on the label. Well, that's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. It also doesn't say to not put the can in the microwave. How can they be so irresponsible as to not anticipate someone might try that? :rofl:
What's wrong with them. Moet instructs folks to remove the label from their bottle of champagne before microwaving.

Of course, I found the warning on Bowl Fresh much more useful than instructions on microwaving champagne. Bowl Fresh warning: "Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet."

The warning on the toilet plunger probably saved my life: "Do not use near power lines."

hypatia
Apr3-05, 09:32 PM
"Do not use near power lines."
Then how do you get the squirrls off them?

franznietzsche
Apr3-05, 09:38 PM
Then how do you get the squirrls off them?

Getting squirrels off of plungers is easy, just throw the kids at them.

Danger
Apr3-05, 09:43 PM
Getting squirrels off of plungers is easy, just throw the kids at them.
Where's your sense of practicality? I just leave them on there and use them as scrub brushes.

stoned
Apr3-05, 10:49 PM
Thanks for your "help" people :grumpy:

Smurf
Apr3-05, 11:25 PM
Thanks for your "help" people :grumpy:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I remember the time when we could stay on topic for more than 2 pages in GD.

Danger
Apr3-05, 11:38 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I remember the time when we could stay on topic for more than 2 pages in GD.
You gotta be kidding...

Smurf
Apr3-05, 11:42 PM
Nope, It was a while ago, but it happened. Seems amazing now doesn't it?

Moonbear
Apr4-05, 12:31 AM
Where's your sense of practicality? I just leave them on there and use them as scrub brushes.

All sorts of crazy cartoon images are coming to mind here. Do you leave the kids or the squirrels on? I'm sure those brushy tails squirrels have would do well for scrubbing toilets. Now that's a household tool the Flintstones were missing. :biggrin: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

JasonRox
Apr4-05, 08:17 AM
Personally, I don't think stoned knows what he wants. He's probably a materialistic person himself. He just names countries off the top of his head without realizing how much worse they are.

He hasn't even mentionned Japan yet!

Nice people are everywhere, but if you're going to be an anti-social kind of person who can only see what the media shows them, than I guess you're screwed.

Danger
Apr4-05, 09:03 AM
Nope, It was a while ago, but it happened. Seems amazing now doesn't it?:
Amazing, hell! It seems impossible.

Do you leave the kids or the squirrels on?
Squirrels, of course. No kids allowed in my house.

I'm sure those brushy tails squirrels have would do well for scrubbing toilets.
And when one wears out, I just pickle the head and make Lucy a new jacket out of the pelt.

Now that's a household tool the Flintstones were missing.
I'm sure that someone who's never seen 'Hogan's Heroes' wouldn't know this, but no TV bathrooms had toilets in those days. The first time one was even heard was on 'All In the Family' in the 70's. (And even married couples had to sleep in twin beds, or one of them had to have at least one foot on the floor at all times.) :eek: "The times, they are a'changing."

russ_watters
Apr4-05, 10:38 AM
Personally, I don't think stoned knows what he wants. He's probably a materialistic person himself. He just names countries off the top of his head without realizing how much worse they are. My advice would be to join the Peace Corps. That would provide the ultimate in anti-materialistic, nature-dependant living. I suspect the experience will give him an appreciation for the merrits of western society.

stoned
Apr4-05, 11:56 AM
Personally, I don't think stoned knows what he wants. He's probably a materialistic person himself. He just names countries off the top of his head without realizing how much worse they are.

He hasn't even mentionned Japan yet!

Nice people are everywhere, but if you're going to be an anti-social kind of person who can only see what the media shows them, than I guess you're screwed.

Now you make me feel like I'm some kinda loser from hAmerica,what did I do ?
By the way, Japan rules Man !!
Hey Russ ? Peace Corps Hmm ? any hot chicks there ?

russ_watters
Apr4-05, 12:19 PM
Hey Russ ? Peace Corps Hmm ? any hot chicks there ? Well, I don't know how hot, but you'll certainly be offered all the chicks you can handle (though I'd recommend against taking them up on the offer...). A couple of friends of mine (married to each other) joined and the guy was constantly offered women by the villagers they lived with.

stoned
Apr4-05, 12:38 PM
... and the guy was constantly offered women by the villagers they lived with.


That sounds good to me :tongue2: off to peace corps we go.thanks Russ.

Danger
Apr4-05, 04:15 PM
That sounds good to me :tongue2: off to peace corps we go.thanks Russ.
So much for anti-materialism... :rolleyes:

stoned
Apr4-05, 04:25 PM
i don't care about money,cars etc,but when I see preety girl that is a different matter.

SOS2008
Apr4-05, 04:33 PM
i don't care about money,cars etc,but when I see preety girl that is a different matter.A few more things...I don't think the Peace Corp is known for weed, unless it's a part of a CIA front for and Iran-Contra type operative...? Hmmm...Stoned could provide a perfect cover.

SOS2008
Apr4-05, 04:37 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I remember the time when we could stay on topic for more than 2 pages in GD.A Canadian "thread-jack?" This subversive activity is so not like you. :confused:

Danger
Apr7-05, 01:07 AM
A Canadian "thread-jack?" This subversive activity is so not like you. :confused:
On the contrary, my dear. We are so ingeniously subversive that we appear not to be. :devil:

SOS2008
Apr7-05, 02:13 AM
On the contrary, my dear. We are so ingeniously subversive that we appear not to be. :devil:But I've always loved Canada and Canadians -- you mean it's all just been faked? :frown:

Danger
Apr8-05, 02:48 AM
you mean it's all just been faked? :frown:
That sounds just a tad weird coming from woman... :tongue:
Anyhow, I said subversive, not unlovable. :wink: