The caption competition thread.

[matthyaouw]

Find a good pic, and post it here for people to think up amusing captions for.
I'll start:

http://www.w-hillmer.de/Matterhorn-gleitschirm.JPG

[brewnog]

"I swear that wasn't there when I went to bed"

[matthyaouw]

"the foothills and the mountains"

[brewnog]

"Looks like the Preparation H hasn't started working yet"

[FredGarvin]

"Bob is trying the method of mental projection for his 'rising' problem."

[Echo 6 Sierra]

...so this is Heaven...

[hypatia]

Breaking news alert!!!!
The Yetti wear sneekers!

[BobG]

Paraglider's impression of the Matterhorn: "This is gonna hurt."

[Artman]

Find a good pic, and post it here for people to think up amusing captions for.
I'll start:

http://www.w-hillmer.de/Matterhorn-gleitschirm.JPGYeah, Him'llay-ya.

Or

I guess the size of the feet is a good indicator...

[brewnog]

"Who the hell has stolen my skis?"

[Danger]

"If I can't find that rip-cord right quick, this is gonna hurt."

or

"Don't push guys! I've changed my mind about this toboggan business!"

[brewnog]

"I caaaan seeeee myyy houssse frommm heeeere!"

[Dr.Brain]

"Let me sleep.."

[Artman]

Matterhorn! If this parachute doesn't open, I'll be Splatterhorn! :yuck:

[Artman]

Okay guys, I got the shot. You can pull me back up now. Guys you can...

Guys pull me up!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!





{poof}

[brewnog]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

[brewnog]

"I reckon we're gonna need a lot more dirt to bury this one, boys!"

[DocToxyn]

Hell of a place for my water to break.....

(Obviously for the first pic)

[BobG]

Photo 2:
"I told you a crash course for paratroopers wouldn't turn out the way you expected."

[z-component]

"Pilot error"

[Artman]

"Didn't I say DON'T ALL LOOK AT ONCE but there's a naked lady down there?!!"

[Artman]

Photo 2:

"Well, when Jimmy fell out of the plane while taking that picture of the Matterhorn between his feet, everyone went to help and the load shifted and..."

[matthyaouw]

"Said the pilot to the co-pilot: "Hold my beer and watch this!""

[Artman]

"Said the pilot to the co-pilot: "Hold my beer and watch this!""That's good. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[brewnog]

"Said the pilot to the co-pilot: "Hold my beer and watch this!""

Hah, did you say this was a competition? Me likes that one.



"Hey Danger, what d'ya think this lever does?"

[Adrian Baker]

"I told you not to let her drive the thing!"

[brewnog]

How about "full flaps, dammit! That's a tennis court!"

100% originality sponsored by brewnog

[FredGarvin]

"Brakes might be 'a bit sensitive' my arse!"

[brewnog]

The people in the picture are walking around, as if they're saying "I could have sworn it was round here somewhere!"

[JamesU]

"Pilot school, what not to do"

[False Prophet]

Oh wait, I think I found the problem: The blueprints actually say to build it horizontal to the ground.

[False Prophet]

Since this is a fresh page..
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/pages/17.htm

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/pages/17.htm

How do I insert the image; it won't show up.

[Artman]

Since this is a fresh page..
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/pages/17.htm

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/pages/17.htm

How do I insert the image; it won't show up.Danger, I'm not a sheep! I'm a deer! :biggrin:

[Averagesupernova]

First pic: "It appears my woody has turned into a rocky!"

Second pic:

Co-pilot: "Mind that ground."
Pilot: "What ground?"
!S P L A T!

[theCandyman]

Picture 2:"The shade is nice, but should we be standing under this?"

[Danger]

"Brakes might be 'a bit sensitive' my arse!"
:rofl: :rofl:

Pilot: "I could have sworn this thing had tricycle gear..."


For #32—Deer: "Please let the Immodium work..."

[Echo 6 Sierra]

NONONO! I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER YOU SAYING "PUT 'ER DOWN RIGHT HERE" WHEN YOU PUT THAT RED DOT ON THE MAP!

Gesundheit!

Jim always did say he'd rather eat dirt than eat his wifes Thanksgiving turkey again.

[SOS2008]

False Prophet's - Deer/Hunter Photo:

http://img145.echo.cx/img145/1830/deerhunter3xc.jpg

"Heh heh. Now that I've rubbed that musk with feces and urine on me, what deer could resist?"

[TheStatutoryApe]

"This guy wants to smell like dear does he?"

[SOS2008]

"This guy wants to smell like dear does he?"Yeh, he will soon have saved the time, money, and effort. :rofl:
Picture 2:"The shade is nice, but should we be standing under this?"Speaking of which...

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/6971/largethings1tree9yo.jpg

And you women think it's a joke when the guys say they'd enjoy the shade...

[TheStatutoryApe]

"I think I will name this tree after my mother-in-law."

[JamesU]

Deer hunter photo: "the present from above"

tree photo: "tree obesity: The problem in America"

[Danger]

Re: #40
"It started the same as any other wart, but it won't stop growing!"

[SOS2008]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg

"Mom, Mom -- you lick it and it makes everything really cool!!!"

[Danger]

Re: #44—DocToxyn: The Early Years

[SOS2008]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

Oh...I'm SO tired...I don't think I could walk another step...maybe I'll rest a bit... :zzz:

And you think you're over-worked?

[Rabid]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

And you think you're over-worked?

He won't be needing this anymore. Hmmm, I wonder what's in his wallet.

[Danger]

Re: #46— DocToxyn: The Future Years

:tongue:

[hypnagogue]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

Golly fellas, I TOLD ya we shouldn't play baseball near the airfield...!

[hypnagogue]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg


Budweiser: Breakfast of Champions

[JamesU]

if you split that pic in 2, you could get a before and after affect:

before: guy keeled over on the bench

after: other guy (see teeth)

[Dr.Brain]

"He stole my teeth"

[Dr.Brain]

"He stole my teeth"

[FredGarvin]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
"Push forward, go DOWN. Pull back, go UP. Damn it!"

[FredGarvin]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg
Budweiser Rejected Ad Campaign #67. Who needs those friggin' iguanas?

[wolram]

Golly fellas, I TOLD ya we shouldn't play baseball near the airfield...!
The first mechanical truffle hunter

[Artman]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg
Yep, I got my favorite type things right here. One hand on my good stuff, the other wrapped around a can a bud, and a guy bent over my bench..."Hey you, over there, squeal like a pig for me."

[honestrosewater]

http://www.smays.com/blog/blogimages/buttcrack400b.jpg

[Danger]

"Push forward, go DOWN. Pull back, go UP. Damn it!"
Or as they used to say about the Sopwith Pup: "Pull back to go up; pull back more to come down."

Re: #58— "I wasn't flashing anybody, Officer. I just really, really had to go."

[DocToxyn]

http://www.smays.com/blog/blogimages/buttcrack400b.jpg

No officer, I don't think I have a crack problem.

[Artman]

http://www.smays.com/blog/blogimages/buttcrack400b.jpg
Where's the plumbing problem officers?

[Artman]

I know it's hard to believe officers, but I was walking down the road in a rain storm and my pants shrunk.

[klusener]

http://www.me.berkeley.edu/~jacquet/MonkeyThinking2.gif

hmmm......

[SOS2008]

#63 - "Oooh oooh ah ah eeeee Ooh ah ooooh"

(I am, therefore I think...about bananas.)

[SOS2008]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/2834/sandstorm48lc.jpg

“At last, everything is polished, cleaned, and ready for inspection!”

[Danger]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
Pilot: "Remind me to get that altimeter recalibrated."

[Danger]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/2834/sandstorm48lc.jpg
"I'm so happy to be a stuntman on 'The Mummy'! This is gonna be so much fun! I can't wait to...:bugeye: That's supposed to be CGI!!!"

[Artman]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
No the people don't look like ants! Those ARE ants, you idiot!

[BobG]

http://www.truepol.com/moto-file/auto-humor/humor4.jpg

“But it gets great gas mileage.”

[Danger]

Re: #69— "This is the last time I buy a wheelbarrow over the internet."

or

"I don't care if it is climate-controlled. This is the stupidest design for a rickshaw I've ever seen."

[brewnog]

I think "Polak potrafi" says it all, mate!

[Danger]

I think "Polak potrafi" says it all, mate!
It probably does, but could you restate it so the rest of us can understand? :tongue:

[Adrian Baker]

Does this one need a caption??

http://www.t20suzuki.com/homealone.jpg

[Danger]

Does this one need a caption??

http://www.t20suzuki.com/homealone.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nope.:biggrin:

[Moonbear]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
:uhh: Do you think the boss will notice we dented the plane?

[Artman]

Does this one need a caption??

http://www.t20suzuki.com/homealone.jpgHow about "Oh God! He's free!!!!"
:surprised

[Artman]

http://www.smays.com/blog/blogimages/buttcrack400b.jpg
The things you see when you don't have a gun. :yuck:

[Danger]

http://img187.echo.cx/img187/7605/monkeythinking28le.gif
"What was that 15th digit of pi again?"

or

"It's no Empire State Building, but what can you do when you're unemployed?"

or

"I know I left those keys around here somewhere..."

or

"I can't believe those pink things co-evolved with me."

[Smurf]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
Oh, is tribdog home?

[whozum]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

So much for neglecting air resistance.

[FredGarvin]

hmmm......"Our Founder"

[2CentsWorth]

hmmm......#63 Primate Pose:

"Ah...while lesser life forms throw their's, I sit upon my log, which is a floater."

(Sorry, that's just not right, is it. :yuck: )

[Danger]

(Sorry, that's just not right, is it. :yuck: )
I don't see anything about good taste in the intro. Points for imagination. :approve:

[SOS2008]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
Welcome to the "People Who Dress Like Their Dogs Competition!" The first entry in the French poodle category is...

[SOS2008]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
Fairy God Mother For Bad Children

[mattmns]

Never bet on the Eagles!

[SOS2008]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9156/petsaway30kz.jpg

"Not only can I get hair on all his pants at the same time, it's rather comfortable here."

[Moonbear]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9156/petsaway30kz.jpg

This will teach him to keep such an organized closet!

[Tom Mattson]

Heh. How about your sig quote as a caption for that one.

"Harvard Law of Animal Behavior: Under carefully controlled experimental circumstances, an animal will behave as it damned well pleases."

[JamesU]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9156/petsaway30kz.jpg

"Not only can I get hair on all his pants at the same time, it's rather comfortable here."
that looks exactly like my cat, with the exception that my cat is fatter than that

[JamesU]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
"I have a secret.."

or...

"surprise, surprise!"

[honestrosewater]

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg
Hm, I seem to have dropped my nuts.

[honestrosewater]

Okay, I'm very sorry for that. :devil:

[dextercioby]

For what...?BTW,the picture and the message are :rofl:

Daniel.

[honestrosewater]

I was really looking for this:
http://www.mcnayr.com/photos/2004/cabin/squirrel.jpg
Hm, did I leave the stove on? ... Oh, no, that's right I'm a ****ing squirrel.

Okay, I stole that from Eddie Izzard, but it's still funny. When he says it. :redface:

[dextercioby]

That squirrel surely has the balls to say something like that...

Daniel.

[whozum]

http://www.public.asu.edu/~hyousif/Squirl.jpg

Pfffft, what balls.

[honestrosewater]

Pfffft, what balls.Is that really saying much? Comparing yourself to a squirrel... :biggrin:
dex certainly noticed them. :wink:

[whozum]

Is that really saying much? Comparing yourself to a squirrel... :biggrin:
dex certainly noticed them. :wink:

My squirrels got bigger balls than dex'

And if we go by principles of association.................. o:)

[honestrosewater]

http://www.mcnayr.com/photos/2004/cabin/squirrel.jpg
Wow, from up here those ants look like fleas.

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg

[honestrosewater]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
School children choose new crossing guard uniforms.

[honestrosewater]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg
New crossing guard uniforms already causing problems.

[rachmaninoff]

Originally Posted by brewnog
I think "Polak potrafi" says it all, mate!

It probably does, but could you restate it so the rest of us can understand? :rofl:

It's actually quite funny imo: "The Pole will get there." It's a pun on "getting there" and "can do".

[JamesU]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg
"legalize it"

[Artman]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
Does this outfit make me look fat?

or

What do you think, are the gloves too much?

[Moonbear]

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg
Hey, chickie baby!

http://www.mcnayr.com/photos/2004/cabin/squirrel.jpg
:blushing: *Giggle* Mom warned me about construction sites.

[matthyaouw]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

"Wait guys, I see the problem! Graham's trajectory calculations only work assuming the plane is spherical!"

Or-

"Shut up, I still think its just a cloud bank!"

[matthyaouw]

False Prophet's - Deer/Hunter Photo:

http://img145.echo.cx/img145/1830/deerhunter3xc.jpg

"Heh heh. Now that I've rubbed that musk with feces and urine on me, what deer could resist?"

"While the marine takes a well earned snooze, the new army lookout deer proves it worth."

[Danger]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
"Why won't any of these cabs stop?"

or

"If I don't nail this Tinkerbell part, I'm gonna kill my agent!"

or

"Chill, you ho's. I'm gonna show you what real cheerleading is about."

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg
"I really should get this hernia attended to."

or

"So this'll teach me not to run with acorns in my mouth." :redface:

or

"Maybe I'll forget about the hurdles and just focus on the long-jump."

or

"Why are you looking at me like that? And put that nine-iron away!"

I was really looking for this:
http://www.mcnayr.com/photos/2004/cabin/squirrel.jpg
"Lessee, now... split-finger fast ball? Naw... I'll give him the ol' slider. Heh heh."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg
"Headquarters? That damned Roadrunner got away again."

[DocToxyn]

Notes on GMO Experiment #672 - combining pigeon and piranha DNA may have been a bad idea.

[DocToxyn]

So that's how the Easter Bunny gets all those eggs...

[Danger]

I really hope those get approved before I have to leave for work.

[honestrosewater]

I really hope those get approved before I have to leave for work.Which picture does that go with?








:rofl:

[Danger]

Which picture does that go with?
DocToxyn's, but it's too late. I have to log off now and wait until I get home tonight.

[2CentsWorth]

http://img188.echo.cx/img188/6905/untitledpigeons7pq.png
"Bread Crumb Boy" bird feeder, now on special for only $19.99

[2CentsWorth]

http://img188.echo.cx/img188/3045/untitledbunny5kr.png
"Who's your bunny!?

[Evo]

http://img188.echo.cx/img188/3045/untitledbunny5kr.png
"Who's your bunny!? :rofl: :rofl:

[SOS2008]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

[FredGarvin]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpgJust Desserts

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg
EXTREME BULL SPORTS

[SOS2008]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpgHow You Get A Cheap Vasectomy In Mexico (Ouch)

[SOS2008]

Dare I post this...?

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg

[JamesU]

Dare I post this...?


:surprised you shouldn't have :surprised

[False Prophet]

Clearly we can see that Rogaine is not for sheep.

[brewnog]

Danger's gonna have a field trip when he sees that...


Oh, it works on so many levels!

[Ivan Seeking]

Dare I post this...?

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg
Moonbear's latest experiment

[SOS2008]

Moonbear's latest experimentMoonbear will clothe the poor of the world!

[Moonbear]

Moonbear's latest experiment
:rofl: Yeah, we're trying to breed them so it's harder to tell the front from the back to protect them from the Danger's and Artman's of the world. :rofl:

[SOS2008]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpg

[JamesU]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpg
"one night at the tiki bar"

[Math Is Hard]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpg
Cover photo for the "Smurf's graduation night" DVD.

[JamesU]

no, it has to be the tiki bar. you see the removal of the pants, AND, he's on the SECOND bar up. clearly tiki bar material

[Math Is Hard]

My alternate caption was "Moonbear's Latest Experiment" but that had already been taken. :biggrin:

[JamesU]

that might've been good...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpg

Reason #213 why not to time travel back to the Paleozoic era.

[hypnagogue]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg

After years of failure, scientists finally manage to create the first sheep/cauliflower hybrid

[hypnagogue]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

Lorena Bullbit

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-7616.jpg

Never approach a pelican after eating a can of tuna

[Danger]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-7616.jpg
Never approach a kid after eating Gummy Bears.

I'm still working on the others, but I don't have a lot of time. Maybe after work. There are just too many possibilities to sort through.

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpg
BobG tried warning him about Alaskan mosquitoes.

[Lisa!]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-7616.jpg

Never approach a pelican after eating a can of tuna
That reminds me of some guy who spend whole his life beside his books and now he falls in love with someone and you know he doen't know how to act in order to shaw his love! :rofl: (pelican and the child are kissing each other!)

[Artman]

So that's how the Easter Bunny gets all those eggs...http://www.physicsforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3921&stc=1&thumb=1 For someone with big ears you have bad hearing. I said Cluck, Cluck!

[Artman]

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg

"I'm not crazy! Stop looking at me like I'm nuts!"

[Artman]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg
Danger baby, why don't you come up and see me sometime?

[Artman]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg
Okay, that takes care of you and any future little matadors you were thinking about.

[DocToxyn]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

A position forever after referred to as - "Chalking the Cue".

[Astronuc]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg
"Payback time!" or

"Get the point?!"

[wolram]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

Horny old sod aint he.

[Bladibla]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

'A Darwin award!'

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

Kangaroo Jack flies into a murderous rage upon confirming his suspicions that his fiancee has been cheating on him with a poltergeist photographer

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-17458.jpg

My name is Inigo Montoya. You castrated my father. Prepare to die.

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg

Dean discovers all too late that his rear axle was built using spare parts from a mechanical pencil.

[2CentsWorth]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpgJust...one...more knee bend...to win the bet...

[2CentsWorth]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpgHow boring--This isn't half as fun as I thought it would be!

[2CentsWorth]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpgThe famous Kick-boxing Kangaroo shows the paparazzi a thing or two.

[Adrian Baker]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

"Kangaroo fights back against human mugger...."

[JamesU]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg
"Camera goes soaring..."


"and someone got his @$$ kicked by a kangaroo..."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

Ghost reporter films kangaroo attack.

[JamesU]

Ghost reporter films kangaroo attack.
:rofl: you know, I never even thought about who took that pic :rofl:

[infinitetime]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg


Shall we begin the cloning process?

or

The lady who emptied her vacuum cleaner bag had bad aim....

[Artman]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg
You think you can shear me, do ya? I don't think so; I'm one baaaaahd sheep.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

Never trust a clown.

[hypnagogue]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

Ronald's illegal campaign contributions to Mayor McCheese in '89 finally catch up to him.

[SOS2008]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You castrated my father. Prepare to die. :rofl: Hilarious!

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

BREAKING NEWS: Hamburgaler's identity revealed as ronald McDonald!with 15,000burgers stolen, he will probably face the rest of his life in McPrison

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg



Damn that Wendy! She said she was over 18!!!

[JamesU]

Damn that Wendy! She said she was over 18!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SOS2008]

For someone with big ears you have bad hearing. I said Cluck, Cluck!Artman, you're not well. :rofl:

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-12643.jpg

"No, the soccer ball! Kick the soccer ball!"

[Artman]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg
Feeling horny.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg
While obviously intoxicated, Ronald was quoted as saying, "All I hadsh wash a couple of Mcbeers, a few shots of Jack McDanials, and washed it down with a Mcbrewski, so get Mcstuffed."

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpg
Yes! It works! Now, how can I make it go down?

[Artman]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-7616.jpg
I know there's sushi down there somewhere.

[Astronuc]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg


"I hope this thing can fly", or

"That's not supposed to happen", or

"I guess that wasn't an extra part", or

"Now this is a wheelie!"

[JamesU]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-12643.jpg

the wrong ball booster

[Artman]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-12643.jpg
In a spectacular sports moment, Archibald kicked a goal with three balls simultaneously!

[Rabid]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

9 months later, Steve Irwin was born.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

Kangaroo Jack flies into a murderous rage upon confirming his suspicions that his fiancee has been cheating on him with a poltergeist photographer

I missed this! I guess I stole your joke. :blushing:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg

I know exactly what the rider is thinking:

Oh man.... :cry: this is gonna hurt :yuck:

[Moonbear]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg
"Once I hit the mud, they won't be able to tell I just crapped my pants."

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg
I knew we shouldn't have used doughnuts as treats when training him.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpgHey, hey hey hey hey! That's my blow-up doll--Where ya going with my blow-up doll?!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2321/funouthouse0ru.jpg

[Astronuc]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpgThe end is in sight!

[SOS2008]

"Once I hit the mud, they won't be able to tell I just crapped my pants." :rofl: LOL :rofl:

[Lisa!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg
Leave it now hun.His clothes are dirty and I'm afraid you'd get sick!

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
I bet the "snap!" of the glove will stick in those kids' minds for years to come

[SOS2008]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg

(Tom Brokaw voiceover) "And this just in... Australia was the recipient of an unexpected miracle last night, when the runaway cane toad population destroying its ecology and overrunning its roads magically transformed into millions of cases of ice cold Grolsch... In a related story, Australian scientists have claimed to have found conclusive proof for the existence of a benevolent God."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg

Oh that is embarrassing. I think he is only supposed to attack the protestors.

[hypnagogue]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2321/funouthouse0ru.jpg

Everything you ever needed to know about the comic strip 'Dilbert.'

[hypnagogue]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg

It's a little known fact that Teen Wolf was an impassioned activist.

or

Officer Dunleavy suddenly regrets his spur of the moment decision to stuff a steak in his sleeve. "Seemed like a good idea at the time, plus no pockets," he would later opine.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg
Git down, Blackie! I done tole you a hunert times, you ain't no kangaroo!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg

Zooby Crossing

[JamesU]

is that zooby crossing or zoobie crossing?

[hypnagogue]

is that zooby crossing or zoobie crossing?

Boozy crossing

[Ivan Seeking]

is that zooby crossing or zoobie crossing?

Zoobie is my cat. :confused:

Zoobys like Grolsch.

[JamesU]

zooby, or zoobyshoe, is A zoobie. Zooby is his name :biggrin:

[wolram]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

Kangaroo Jack flies into a murderous rage upon confirming his suspicions that his fiancee has been cheating on him with a poltergeist photographer
IVAN was right THEY are here.

[wolram]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
But mine cant talk

[SOS2008]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpgA tragic scene indeed…the carnage is beyond description. Surely many will mourn this day of senseless loss.

[JamesU]

shouldn't danger be mourning in that picture?


where is danger anyway?

[wolram]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg
Where is it,WHERE IS IT.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
Mrs. Winston nearly wove off the road as she dug out her cell phone and frantically dialed her husband's work number. "Fred, I'm pulling Darlene out of school, and we're going straight home. We're going to start packing, and when you get home we're moving back to Petersburg."

[Ivan Seeking]

Lexington is a proctology prep school.

[Ivan Seeking]

IVAN was right THEY are here.

:surprised Not at all. What you are seeing is actually the image of Venus reflected by swamp gas in a high EM field, in the presence of infrasound.

[honestrosewater]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
:redface: I so didn't get this at all at first. Guess I just automatically corrected it.

[zoobyshoe]

:redface: I so didn't get this at all at first. Guess I just automatically corrected it.
You are afflicted with eulexia.

[zoobyshoe]

Boozy crossing
Gnu crossing. Go hype one.

[honestrosewater]

You are afflicted with eulexia.Yeah, and you're afflicted with my foot up... meh, you're lucky I'm a lady. :blushing:

[honestrosewater]

Oh, eulexia. Nevermind, sorry. :redface: :rofl:

I was just joking, of course. :biggrin:

[wolram]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg
I love cops but i cant eat a whole one.

[Lisa!]

how about caption some of members'avatars or photos? :wink:

[wolram]

how about caption some of members'avatars or photos? :wink:
That would be verging on the dark side, the people behind them are just
brains in a bell jars, connected to reality via the internet.

[Artman]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg
Driver: "I would find this really funny if it was happening to someone else."

Or

Evan takes his homemade all terrain vehicle into it's first test jump. Let's see how that experimental, friction-fit rear axle works out.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
The staff at Lexington Middle School feel that exam time can be reduced this way because half of the students pull the answers from there anyway, so they are just cutting straight to the end result, (so to speak).

[klusener]

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/1264/2227bn.jpg

That football player has weapons of mass destruction.

(yup, that's george bush for you, wonder where his pom poms are)

[matthyaouw]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg

I picked a hell of a day to start smuggling crack out of the evidence locker...

[hypnagogue]

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/1264/2227bn.jpg

Giant children have been known to scribble on their human pets with crayons and other writing implements. Here we see Fido putting up a token resistance before realizing his efforts are ultimately futile.

[DocToxyn]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg

"I felt a great disturbance in the Fizz, as if thousands of bottles were opened and suddenly silenced."

[SOS2008]

Git down, Blackie! I done tole you a hunert times, you ain't no kangaroo!!I picked a hell of a day to start smuggling crack out of the evidence locker...

:rofl: Heh heh! :rofl:

[SOS2008]

http://img258.echo.cx/img258/566/owned189797fu.th.jpg
"Okay, deploy landing gear, next to launch the shute...Aargh!!! I pushed the jettison button!!!"

Fat Finger Fatality

[JamesU]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

danger must've gotten there :uhh:

[SOS2008]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/5073/beerspill4tb.jpg
Drunken Worm Rampage
Residents in Handert County report attacks by earthworms, apparently drunk from a large beer spill in the area. One poodle was mauled in a garden, and a 4-month old child narrowly escaped attack said neighbors.

[The Bob]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

Thought I might have a crack. Not too good but here it is:

'Increasing numbers of people are reporting to the doctor with tongue disorders. Most of the patients had either split tongues or were crying out for bitter and sweet S*r*n*b*w. Most patient claim to have run into glass doors.'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[dextercioby]

http://img266.echo.cx/img266/4597/photoplanesmall3ue.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

I'M IN LOVE,AGAIN !! :!!) :!!)

Daniel.

[Astronuc]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

Search for the survivors!

[Astronuc]

http://img266.echo.cx/img266/4597/photoplanesmall3ue.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us) 8 miles high!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg
Dr. Herman Geller, of the Institute for the Advancement of Human-Plant Relations announced today that his staff has met with stupendous success in teaching common garden vegetation the rudiments of humor. Geller says he hopes to have the plants telling complete "potty jokes" by the end of next year.

[Astronuc]

http://img258.echo.cx/img258/566/owned189797fu.th.jpg
He had a hunch something was wrong, but could quite put his finger on it.

[Astronuc]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg In their first Halloween together, the Pumpkins wanted to dress up for the evening. OR

Have you seen my squash, I dropped it over here somewhere.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img266.echo.cx/img266/4597/photoplanesmall3ue.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Only then did Bob realize that he had attached far too many helium balloons to his lounge chair.

[Astronuc]

http://www.mastel.ch/fun-animals/goat-cat.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

Have you seen my squash, I dropped it over here somewhere.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.mastel.ch/fun-animals/goat-cat.jpg

:devil: Just wait until you fall asleep tonight. You WILL pay for this!!! :devil:

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpgThe very popular Moon & Flash Pumpkin Patch was opened this fall by the owners of Porn Pastries, an x-rated bakery in downtown Yokumville.

[SOS2008]

:devil: Just wait until you fall asleep tonight. You WILL pay for this!!! :devil:
http://img225.echo.cx/img225/2530/petsaway74az.jpg

Pet Payback - What pets do after you fall asleep or go away. :devil:

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg[/QUOTE]
hey pumpkin, you might want to put those away

[Math Is Hard]

http://www.mastel.ch/fun-animals/goat-cat.jpg
oh, man.. of all the people who came by the animal shelter this morning- why did it have to be Danger who decided to adopt me!?!!

[JamesU]

where is danger anyway???

[The Bob]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg
'Newspapers report that scientists have added a new stimulative to orange juice. Experiments on two (shown above) have, however, shown its side-effects'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Artman]

oh, man.. of all the people who came by the animal shelter this morning- why did it have to be Danger who decided to adopt me!?!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh my gosh, we have to get the little thing out of there! :biggrin:

[Moonbear]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

The women of Hickville vow never to let the men plan the block party again.

[Ivan Seeking]

That's Hicksville you city slicker! :biggrin:

[brewnog]

"Brewnog, Danger and Astronuc show how they feel about the choice of beer provided at Moonbear's annual leg-waxing party"

[Moonbear]

http://www.mastel.ch/fun-animals/goat-cat.jpg
You are SO going to regret not having me declawed.

[SOS2008]

Another pic from Hicksville...
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpg

[Bladibla]

Another pic from Hicksville...
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpg

Hey baby..

[Ivan Seeking]

Another pic from Hicksville...
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpg
Are these the same length?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7195/speedtrap2lc.jpg
The Highway Patrol isn't kidding around any more

[Astronuc]

"Brewnog, Danger and Astronuc show how they feel about the choice of beer provided at Moonbear's annual leg-waxing party" :rofl: o:)

[Astronuc]

Another pic from Hicksville...

:surprised :yuck: My eyes. I so did not need to see that!

SOS - no more overindulging on a Saturday night.

[SOS2008]

RE: Another pic from Hicksville -

"Grams, how did you get loose again!?"

or

"The oldest professional of the oldest profession - What ya lookin' at bub!?"

:surprised :yuck: My eyes. I so did not need to see that!

SOS - no more overindulging on a Saturday night.Sorry. :redface: After grossing out MIH with the guy in the suspender-Speedos, I did hesitate to post that...really!

[TheStatutoryApe]

SOS, your picture posting privledges have been revoked.
Unless ofcourse you'd like to post more pics in the Member Photo Thread. :biggrin:

[Astronuc]

RE: Another pic from Hicksville -

"Modesty is the best policy" :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

There is a story that allegedly goes with this. I wonder if anyone's caption might hit on the explanation.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg

[JamesU]

jj the jet plane and the cheese grater

[Astronuc]

There is a story that allegedly goes with this. I wonder if anyone's caption might hit on the explanation.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg

"Fillet of plane"?

Looks like it had a close encounter with another plane or the rear end of a helicopter (tail prop).

[matthyaouw]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg

[Danger]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg
The 'Keep Out—Private Property' sign didn't work. Let's try this one.

[Danger]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg
That's the last time I'll try buzzing the tiger pen at the zoo.

or

Maybe I shouldn't have dressed my cat up like that before I sent her to clear the mice out of my hangar.

or

Maybe stealing that C-130's parking spot wasn't such a good idea.

[Danger]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7195/speedtrap2lc.jpg
Fred finds a way to get paid for his hobby.

[Danger]

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpg
"Cover those back up! Your *** is ugly enough."

[Lisa!]

There is a story that allegedly goes with this. I wonder if anyone's caption might hit on the explanation.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg
Plane:Oh,do I look wonderful now?!
(I know some people who are ready to kill themselves in order to look wonderful!)

[matthyaouw]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg

The rural end of 'Da Hood'


I once drove past one of those roadsigns. It was quite unsettling...

[brewnog]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg


That's the last time I use Velcro for an engine mount...

[FredGarvin]

There is a story that allegedly goes with this. I wonder if anyone's caption might hit on the explanation.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg
"Hell hath no fury..."

OR

"Danger's dream of flying the first paper mache twin Cessna ends poorly"

[FredGarvin]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7195/speedtrap2lc.jpg
The Highway Patrol isn't kidding around any more
Ponch and Jon were pansies.

[FredGarvin]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg
South Central L.A.'s garden beautification program still has some bugs to work out...

[Danger]

oh, man.. of all the people who came by the animal shelter this morning- why did it have to be Danger who decided to adopt me!?!!
If anybody's wondering why I haven't responded to this until now, it's because I just can't think up any plausible deniability. Below is Lucy, minus her 'special' costume, in her accustomed computer position. (And I bet some of you didn't believe me when I said that she does most of my typing for me.)



http://img104.echo.cx/img104/6374/lucytyping9rc.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg

The Sisters of PF training grounds

[Bladibla]

The Sisters of PF training grounds

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img104.echo.cx/img104/6374/lucytyping9rc.jpg

What Was It?!!?!?!?

[Danger]

What Was It?!!?!?!?
What was what? :confused:

[Ivan Seeking]

What was what? :confused:

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=610307#post610307

[Danger]

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=610307#post610307
Either I need more beer, or you need less—and since it's too late to have less...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2984/funtreetruck9ky.jpg
Either I need more beer, or you need less—and since it's too late to have less...

[Danger]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2984/funtreetruck9ky.jpg
"I don't even want to think about how much it's going to hurt when they pull this out, but I guess... Awww crap! My truck's dented too!"

[JamesU]

Zooby brush mobile

[Evo]

Zooby brush mobileyomamma, you have a way of coming up with things that keep my keyboard in constant danger. :biggrin:

[JamesU]

yomamma, you have a way of coming up with things that keep my keyboard in constant danger. :biggrin:
:wink: always there to help

[SOS2008]

SOS, your picture posting privledges have been revoked.Oh come on. :frown:
Unless ofcourse you'd like to post more pics in the Member Photo Thread. :biggrin:Thanks. :blushing: I will if you will. :tongue2: :rofl:

Now this one's not bad, really...

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg

Another Moonbear biology experiment gone awry...

[JamesU]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg

Danger's dog

[SOS2008]

"I don't even want to think about how much it's going to hurt when they pull this out, but I guess... Awww crap! My truck's dented too!" :rofl: Good un :biggrin:

[Danger]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg
"Now just which of these damned legs am I supposed to lift when I get to the hydrant?"

[Lisa!]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg

Danger's dog :rofl: :rofl:

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg
Maybe I didn't stay in that cacoon long enough...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg

Doggerpillar

[SOS2008]

DoggerpillarOr Dalmapillar? (It's a Dalmatian :tongue: )

[JamesU]

you're so clever SOS... :uhh:

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2984/funtreetruck9ky.jpg
Sam's rendition of the "Lumberjack Song" for the lumbermill picnic seemed to be going well, until he got to the line: "...I dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars."

[Artman]

Another pic from Hicksville...
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpgEthel! You put your clothes on!

[Artman]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

The death toll in the accident continues to climb as news reports of the tragic loss leads to numerous suicides.

[Artman]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg
Stop calling me a catapillar darn it! I'm not a catapillar! :grumpy:

[jimmysnyder]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2984/funtreetruck9ky.jpg
Tree 1, logger 0 in logging contest upset.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/411/funpumpkin014xe.jpg

Edit: This is an actual photgraph of Pumpkin Ectoplasm.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg"Hell hath no fury..."

Close but not quite. The true story allegedly involves a flight instructor, his female student, and her husband - the guy with the chainsaw.

[Moonbear]

Close but not quite. The true story allegedly involves a flight instructor, his female student, and her husband - the guy with the chainsaw.
:surprised I guess she was grounded?!? :bugeye: Perhaps she needed the PF sisterhood to help show her husband which part of his anatomy should be removed with that chainsaw. :devil:

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/411/funpumpkin014xe.jpg
Jack just learned how they make pumpkin pie.

[Evo]

Jack just learned how they make pumpkin pie. :rofl: :rofl:

[Astronuc]

Close but not quite. The true story allegedly involves a flight instructor, his female student, and her husband - the guy with the chainsaw. So I was right - it is "fillet of plane". :biggrin:

[SOS2008]

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/3913/overloadedtruck11ra.jpg

Looks like you'll have to walk Harriet.

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/3913/overloadedtruck11ra.jpg
Now you know this is not what I meant by a mobile home!!

[SOS2008]

http://img293.echo.cx/img293/4125/golfreason61ze.jpg

Look Mom! No Feet!

[SOS2008]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img293.echo.cx/img293/4125/golfreason61ze.jpg

Look mom, I'm a sundial!!!

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg
The Marelburo Man just hasn't been the same since he switched brands.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg

Don't even ask what the Marlboro Man is smoking now

[SOS2008]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg

Yippee Falafel! He said as he rode into the oasis...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg

[Evo]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpgYou forgot your sack lunch again....why do I even bother?

[JamesU]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp

Truman gets his pilots license.

[The Bob]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp
'Isn't it suppose to snow outside???'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[wolram]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp

Im for ever blowing bubbles pretty little bubbles in the air.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
come eer you little sod

[wolram]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg

He will crap his self when i pop this paper bag :rofl:

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg
Experts believe that the explosion that took both bomb squad member's lives may have been the result of a seemingly harmless prank.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg
Dr Strangelove is at it again.

[DocToxyn]

http://img293.echo.cx/img293/4125/golfreason61ze.jpg



While it sounded good in theory, the combination of soccer with the javelin toss never really caught on.

[DaveC426913]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg

Close but not quite. The true story allegedly involves a flight instructor, his female student, and her husband - the guy with the chainsaw.

Hate to be a party pooper. It makes a good urban legend, but I'll bet my paycheck that damage was not done by a person wielding a chainsaw. It doesn't take an FAA investigation to see that this a run-in with another prop plane.

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg

The lack of volunteers during the development of the Mark V body armor equipped with the new Bowel Evacuation Management System brought about a radical change in "real world" field testing protocols.

[SOS2008]

You forgot your sack lunch again....why do I even bother? :rofl: OMG, I laughed so hard at this. :rofl:

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg
Breaking News: Member of bomb squad team murdered, details at 11.

[Moonbear]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp
This is what happens when you ask the summer hires to wash the planes.

[Danger]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg
"Put that back in your pants or get off right now!"

[Danger]

It doesn't take an FAA investigation to see that this a run-in with another prop plane.
Have to agree on that, Dave. A pissed-off guy with a chainsaw would hack and stab in all different directions, not take time to measure the cuts to make sure that they're parallel and evenly spaced.

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg
Oh for Christ sakes Joe, why do we have to go through all this just to bury the lunch I forgot in my locker?!

[Moonbear]

Oh for Christ sakes Joe, why do we have to go through all this just to bury the lunch I forgot in my locker?!
:rofl: :rofl: I like that one. :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

Hate to be a party pooper. It makes a good urban legend, but I'll bet my paycheck that damage was not done by a person wielding a chainsaw. It doesn't take an FAA investigation to see that this a run-in with another prop

Oh you're right, it was a guy wielding a prop.

Really though, that was my first thought, but I didn't realize that a prop could take so much abuse...but it does seem to have just barely missed the beam along the top of the plane.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/8633/australiancenterfold3vi.jpg

Baby, once you rub my belly you'll never go back

[Danger]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/8633/australiancenterfold3vi.jpg
I wish I knew where that remote got to! I so don't want to move right now.

[2CentsWorth]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/8633/australiancenterfold3vi.jpg

The first issue of "PlayRoo" hits the stands today.

[jimmysnyder]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

Honest officer, if I had known she was a statue, I never would have done it.

[jimmysnyder]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg

Not a problem, this thing can land on three wheels.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg

This Cesnasaurous is the new pride of the Museum of Natural History's "Inhabitants of the Air" exhibition.

[Artman]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg
Following the merger of cigarette giants R.J. Reynolds and Philip Morris, makers of Camel and Marlboro...

[SOS2008]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg

[Artman]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg
The "Masked Mutt" found himself in a severely disadvantaged position as "The Tat Armed Avenger" applied the sleeper hold.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/8633/australiancenterfold3vi.jpg
Hey Baby, Why don't you slip on a Barry White CD and come on over here?

[Artman]

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/3913/overloadedtruck11ra.jpg

Look Al, I don't care if you are reading the map, I am
not going to change that tire all by myself!

[2CentsWorth]

Really in the news today: Disaster on a stick
Snapple’s attempt at popsicle world record turns into gooey fiasco

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/6362/050622popsiclehmed3p1xl.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

Really in the news today: Disaster on a stick
Snapple’s attempt at popsicle world record turns into gooey fiasco

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/6362/050622popsiclehmed3p1xl.jpg

The last thing seen by Snapple's former Publicity Director while being escorted off the premises by security.

[Moonbear]

Really in the news today: Disaster on a stick
Snapple’s attempt at popsicle world record turns into gooey fiasco

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/6362/050622popsiclehmed3p1xl.jpg
When I saw that, I remembered why I wanted to move away from there in the first place...sometimes it's good to live in a boring place.

[Rabid]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg

Genetic scientists thrilled over the results of cross species DNA experiments.

[JamesU]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg
I still don't get why this pic is funny

[TheStatutoryApe]

Oops... my pic didn't work.
I really hate this browser. :mad:

[SOS2008]

Genetic scientists thrilled over the results of cross species DNA experiments.This was what I was going to post--great minds think alike...or should I say, don't be frightened Rabid?

[SOS2008]

http://img217.echo.cx/img217/6145/golfreason26qa.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg

...and if you remove the head, there's plenty of room inside for your spare Harley parts

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Everything that you need to know about sex

[wolram]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Everything that you need to know about sex

I wish the bottom on off switch worked

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

I lost my operator's manual!:cry:

[matthyaouw]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

You just don't know how to push my buttons.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Step one: Turn on the Man.
Step two: tweek women's knob A, while simultaneously twisting dial B and pressing buttons one and two. (Caution must be used to not press too many buttons, or the wrong ones). Step three: Repeat step two. (Please note that if step two has no effect, skip step three and proceed to step four.) Step four: forget it, you screwed up step two, just forget it. Step five: Try again next week.

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg



We have an "OFF" switch? :tongue2:

[wolram]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Everything that you need to know about sex

The multiphasicorgasmostimulator

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Although shown in the standard configuration, the female unit may be placed on top, if desired.

[*Kia*]

posting on behalf of wolram

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg

[wolram]

Thanks Kia, i knew you could crack the workings of these infernal macheins

[*Kia*]

lol any time and there are plenty more on my inferno machine (wow these things get hot)!

[JamesU]

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg
one night, with danger...

[Lisa!]

one night, with danger...
:rofl: yomamma's cat when she saw Danger(of course when he wore his special costume)
yomamma who knows maybe while you were visiting this site,she's seen Danger and then ran away!

[wolram]

This is not a cat, it is, Chomp E, a gremlin, he will eat anything, including
plugged in hair driers.

[Lisa!]

I know it's not a cat because of its strange ears but I'm not sure what yomamma's kept as a cat!

[wolram]

I know it's not a cat because of its strange ears but I'm not sure what yomamma's kept as a cat!

I hope its not a gremlin, if it is he is in danger, no not," IN DANGER", hes.........
in peril.

[Artman]

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg
Danger after a night with Moonbear and her electroejaculator.

[Ivan Seeking]

posting on behalf of wolram

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg

Feel the force Luke; or screwed we'll be.

[JamesU]

http://www11.plala.or.jp/cat-and-dog/cats/lon.jpg

my cat looks like this but about 5 times as fat

[wolram]

http://www11.plala.or.jp/cat-and-dog/cats/lon.jpg

my cat looks like this but about 5 times as fat

That is not a cat, it is Eyeyi, second cousin to Chomp E.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Although shown in the standard configuration, the female unit may be placed on top, if desired.

That's true, but then you have to adjust all of the fine tuning again.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/658/topbird0ly.jpg

[Moonbear]

We have an "OFF" switch? :tongue2:
Nah, that's just a dummy switch.

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/658/topbird0ly.jpg
Fig. 1: Classic Pyramid Scheme

[FredGarvin]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/658/topbird0ly.jpg
S**t rolls down hill.

[SOS2008]

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/7749/spy13ux.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7614/hp11di.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/7749/spy13ux.jpg

Poor Fifi has been in therapy for years

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg
All new teeth-cleaning snacks for snakes.

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7614/hp11di.jpgThe foot-powered PC. Now you can get a work-out while you work!

[SOS2008]

At first I though this was posted by DocToxyn!

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpgIt's never too late for planned parenthood.

Did I really say that? :bugeye:

[TheStatutoryApe]

At first I though this was posted by DocToxyn!

It's never too late for planned parenthood.

Did I really say that? :bugeye:
Oh my!
*shakesfinger*

[Moonbear]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg
DocToxyn - The early years.

(Thanks SOS for the inspiration on that one.) :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

DocToxyn - The early years.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Or how about
The boy Cain

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg

[Lisa!]

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/7749/spy13ux.jpg
Dedicated to yomamma!

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg
icebox: kitchen, cars: garage. I always mess that up!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2263/setiscreen4yv.png

This was left on a computer screen for our house sitter to discover. I got this call in Hawaii: So, like, hey man, I don't what this means, but this alien thing says... :rofl:

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg
When Russ_Watters says he designs efficient air-conditioning systems, he means it!

[*Kia*]

http://www.kia-glitz.com/images/custom/snowy.jpg

check out the snow drift through the open door

[Artman]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg
Doc Toxin stroking his snake. :surprised

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7614/hp11di.jpg


The patented Singer PC based Garden Control Center detects unwanted insects and identifies weeds, and eliminates them with just a few pumps on the pedal. Sew practical, sew innovative, sew devastating to bugs and weeds!

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg
Triple A began to regret using the phrase: "We will lower our rates when hell freezes over!"

[Artman]

http://www.kia-glitz.com/images/custom/snowy.jpg

The Triple A executive who stated emphatically: "We will lower our rates when hell freezes over!" was fired today...

[matthyaouw]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/658/topbird0ly.jpg

This reminds me of my trip to a cliffside bird nesting colony the other day. You could tell which razorbills had chosen nesting sites badly, as they were white, rather than black and the birds above looked rather smug.

[matthyaouw]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg

I was just cleaning it mum, honest!

[Math Is Hard]

This was left on a computer screen for our house sitter to discover. I got this call in Hawaii: So, like, hey man, I don't what this means, but this alien thing says... :rofl:
That's brilliant! :rofl: :rofl:

[JamesU]

:surprised it's artman!

[DocToxyn]

Doc Toxin stroking his snake. :surprised

Whew!...at least they didn't catch me buffing the turtle.

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg

Jon and Ron's Drive-up cryogenics facility seems to be doing a brisk business.

[The Bob]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg
'I told you not to but the cans of beer in the cars. The speeds you drive at you were bound to shake them up.'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[The Bob]

http://www.kia-glitz.com/images/custom/snowy.jpg

'A representitive of British Gas, today, said there were cutting back on heating to allow more trade for plow man. British Gas do admit they went too far and are now icing over the situation.'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Rabid]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

Never trust a clown.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/streetclown.jpg

Clown sex offender unable to find work.

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

So I'm wearing lipstick, a wig, and a baggy jumpsuit with holes in the pockets. So little boys are attracted to me. Since when is that illegal?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1527/sotp7fw.jpg

[The Bob]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg
The pur-fect pint.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1527/sotp7fw.jpg
pppstt..! jim! look what you did!

[matthyaouw]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg

Fluffy tim began to wish he hadn't bet his drinking buddies that he could swing from the celing fan.

or:

Despite the boy's jubilations at the first point, the cat was unimpressed with their choice of game until the bar's replacement dartboard arrived.

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1527/sotp7fw.jpg
Bush's New Strategy To Solve Unemployment By Hiring Graduates of the No Child Left Behind Program Results in Doubling of Highway Work Jobs

[Ivan Seeking]

Well, the thread seems to be slowing down but I have a few more goodies

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpg
A Baby Zooby

[brewnog]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpg
A Baby Zooby


Zoob? Danger, surely?

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpgSeperated at Birthhttp://img108.echo.cx/img108/413/minion0aj.jpg

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg
"Let's stick the cat in the glass," they said, "It'll be fun," they said.
:grumpy:
"Not when you're the cat," I said!

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg
Hair of the dog my a$$.
:grumpy:

[Rabid]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg

Skittles stares hopelessly at Trixie, the hapless tabby cat, who ended up in the shotglass.

[Tom Mattson]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

"I know this looks stupid, and I wouldn't be doing it if I hadn't just seen someone pull a 5 foot swordfish out of this hole."

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg
In an attempt to cut the highway budget, potholes are converted to fishing holes.

[Rabid]

Well, the thread seems to be slowing down but I have a few more goodies

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

Clean Water Act leaves few safe places to fish.

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/BUSHsigns.jpg

[Artman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/BUSHsigns.jpg
Those are my crayons. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpgSeperated at Birthhttp://img108.echo.cx/img108/413/minion0aj.jpg

wait! zoobyshoe and danger are twins!? OMG!

[Artman]

wait! zoobyshoe and danger are twins!? OMG!I think you're on to something there, yo. Perhaps, Danger, Tribdog and zoobyshoe are really triplets?!! Let's not forget that due to his time travel experiment, Tribdog became three flaming tribdogs. All we need to find out is if Danger and Zoobyshoe are flaming. (I bet they are. :biggrin: )

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

This guy was at his legal limit when he started fishing here.
or
Darn, they won't let me put in my boat.
or
The only thing biting today are the mosquitos, they're big enough to keep, but they aren't good eating.

[DocToxyn]

Well, the thread seems to be slowing down but I have a few more goodies

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

If I can just hook the bumper, maybe I can get my car outta' here...

[Lisa!]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpgSeperated at Birthhttp://img108.echo.cx/img108/413/minion0aj.jpg

New Evidence For Darvin's Theory
(if Darvin was alive now,for sure I'd go to conclusion that he'd seen Danger in his costume!)

Sorry Danger but I think the monkey is really cute in compare to your photo!)

[Artman]

If I can just hook the bumper, maybe I can get my car outta' here...Good one Doc. :biggrin:

[Evo]

"I know this looks stupid, and I wouldn't be doing it if I hadn't just seen someone pull a 5 foot swordfish out of this hole."<snort> :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4097/boat3lv.jpg

[Danger]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/BUSHsigns.jpg
"This is fun! Can we do finger paints next?"

or

"So you didn't like the blue tie; how about this?"

or

"I got used to letting the red ones in, but that bastard in the turban has to go! Whaddaya mean, it's a Q-tip?"

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4097/boat3lv.jpg
We have got to figure out an easier way to get under bridges!

[zanazzi78]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg[/QUOTE]

Your getting better, at least you got the gear down this time

[zanazzi78]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg



... Where did you put my shoe?

[Artman]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

I have all of my teeth...

I keep them in a jar in my closet.

[zanazzi78]

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/3913/overloadedtruck11ra.jpg



The keys are in which case?

[zanazzi78]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg[SIZE=4]



All they said was they were tired of waiting

[Ivan Seeking]

AT HOME
http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpg

OUT ON THE TOWN
http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg

[brewnog]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg


No expense was spared by the Special Effects team for the British re-make of Jaws.

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg
there's something fishy goin' on here...

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg

First our car breaks down, then we get caught in this flood. Gee whiz, what next!

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg
Actually, I hear the fishing is excellent in roadway waters.

[Ivan Seeking]

Yes, the guy down the road fishing the pothole should move to this spot.

[Rabid]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg

Yet another good samaritan stopping to help an old lady is about to learn, no good deed goes unpunished.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3240/howrealmenwaterski0pe.jpg
How Integral really spent his time in the Navy

[JamesU]

hmmm......

[Ivan Seeking]

hmmm......


Hey yomamma, did you get a job yet?

Oh yes, you're focused on education right now. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

Okay, maybe you will like this one better. This apparently came from an ad which read approx:

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4345/carforsale1bg.jpg
Used car. Body rough, low miles

[Artman]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4345/carforsale1bg.jpg
Giant broccoli found in the ocean off the coast of California. Californians have already built a lighthouse and a road on the giant vegetable...

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3240/howrealmenwaterski0pe.jpg


Let's see that shark try to catch me now!

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg

*Dah-Dah...Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah...Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah!*
"See honey, I did turn the radio off, and I don't know where that music is coming from!"

[The Bob]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3240/howrealmenwaterski0pe.jpg

So this is the new training. All that money on jump-jets and they water-ski with them. No weaponary so we should get some of our taxes back.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9703/onthejob2mh.jpg

[Artman]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9703/onthejob2mh.jpg
In what is being called the "Worst planned robbery in history," a man armed with a small caliber handgun entered Donutland during the Chief of Police's retirement party being held in the building at the time, and demanded that the owner "Give him all his cash."

[DocToxyn]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

In a desperate attempt to fit in, Cliff attempts the final task for initiation into the "Cool Penguins Club".

[Artman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Cliff tests his theory that sleeping Polar Bears cannot hear.

[Artman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Although a fairly easy instrument to master, the audition process for a seat in the Penguin band can be very grueling for cymbal players.

[matthyaouw]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg


Distraught about waking up on the opposite side of the planet to his home, the only arctic penguin decided to take his own life in style.

[brewnog]

Polar Bear was none too impressed to see that Penguin had stolen the giant brass monkey's nipples for the third time that week.

[Artman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Bob, the evil mad scientist penguin, put into action his plan to melt the polar icecap using his electro-brass, reflecting, solar focusing disks while standing on the back of his polar bear henchman. To his dismay, the ice has not melted any and the temperature has in fact gone down two degrees since he began his attempt.

[The Bob]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Although he tried hard, Bob the penguin was not able to perform the surgery, on Jeff the polar bear, to enlarge his ears. Jeff also refused to have brass on his mind.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Artman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Bob, the penguin's, rendition of the song "Brass in Pocket" fell apart when he realized he had no pockets.

[DocToxyn]

Distraught about waking up on the opposite side of the planet to his home, the only arctic penguin decided to take his own life in style.


Niiice. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

It was a bloody, noisy fight, but Pogo the musical penguin had finally proven his value to the colony.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3589/speed5mr.jpg

[brewnog]

The cops were having a tough time believing that Danger didn't know the difference between m/s and kph.

[Moonbear]

The cops were having a tough time believing that Danger didn't know the difference between m/s and kph.
:rofl: I'll have to borrow this theme:

But officer, there were no units on the sign.

[Evo]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Pogo the Penguin couldn't wait to try out his new "polar bear alert system", finally the other penguins would stop calling his ideas dumb.

[Rabid]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9703/onthejob2mh.jpg
Trent County news headlines:

Donutland closed yesterday. In a special last day event they invited their top 20 customers for free donuts and coffee all day.

The Trent County Police Department's evidence room was robbed yesterday. Thieves got away with 14 kilos of cocaine, 400 lbs of marijuana, 10,000 ecstasy pills, over $400,000 in cash, an undisclosed number of firearms, and 3 K9s. There were no deputys at the station at the time of the robbery.
The department has not yet issued a statement.

[Moonbear]

Trent County news headlines:

Donutland closed yesterday. In a special last day event they invited their top 20 customers for free donuts and coffee all day.

The Trent County Police Department's evidence room was robbed yesterday. Thieves got away with 14 kilos of cocaine, 400 lbs of marijuana, 10,000 ecstasy pills, over $400,000 in cash, an undisclosed number of firearms, and 3 K9s. There were no deputys at the station at the time of the robbery.
The department has not yet issued a statement.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I believe we have a winner! :rofl:

[Evo]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I believe we have a winner! :rofl:That "was" good. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

[The Bob]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

Proof was had, today, that grammar and punctuation are worsest than ever, ever, and, ever.

Protesters are to change this but they are having the same problems.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[moose]

http://www.imboc.com/Uploads/050627-315-1119884725.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.imboc.com/Uploads/050627-315-1119884725.jpg

The other side reads:
We support our Police department

[Rabid]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

After another round of budget cuts, the schoolboard voted unanimously to allow slot machines in the lunchroom. Mr. Harris, a former graduate of Pinesdale Elementary, has two kid who enrolled there and he was determined to end the program. "Me change Jer was dis full," Harris stated as he held up both hands about a foot apart. "Now it dis full," he closed the gap to about an inch and said, "Now howm I supposta buy my beea?"

[Rabid]

http://www.imboc.com/Uploads/050627-315-1119884725.jpg
For the past three weeks, Officer Bolton has been waiting in the same spot to catch someone speeding. The last two tickets he gave were to the shop owners on each side of the street.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/511/restsign3jm.jpg

[2CentsWorth]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/511/restsign3jm.jpgDid you notice the weird service advertised? Restroom towing?

[Janus]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

"I've got a great idea!", he said, "Valet parking for airplanes!" he said!

[Janus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg

"Wait, I have even a better idea, Valet parking for police cruisers!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hotpipes.com/seaov24.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.imboc.com/Uploads/050627-315-1119884725.jpg


Despite the warning signs for the last 50 miles saying: "Cop 50 miles ahead...Last Cop Before Desert 40 miles ahead...Before you Stop Before you Dine the Cop is Hiding Behind the Sign 3 miles Ahead...Pecan Logs, Coke, Cop behind the Sign 2 Miles Ahead..." Butch was still ticketed for speeding, which upset his wife terribly.

[Artman]

http://www.hotpipes.com/seaov24.jpgSam Whitling, Master of the Nose Flute, claims to be able to play the instrument through every orifice on his body. Although recording sales do fine, he finds that concert tickets are hard to move.

[Artman]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/511/restsign3jm.jpg
Recently the sign has been replaced with one that reads: "Souveniers, Food, Fireworks, Cop Behind Sign 4 miles Ahead."

[Artman]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

Students at the protest were quoted as saying, "I'll give you 3 to 1 odds they ain't gonna change Nuttin."

[Artman]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3589/speed5mr.jpg
Butch's wife told him, "Slow down! You're going 167 and the signs have said for 50 miles there is a cop behind the sign ahead."

Butch, a product of the gambling instead of reading curriculum, was quoted as saying, "You know I cain't read none, but I bet there ain't no cop."

[Artman]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

Administrators say that the charges are unfounded and that the students are graduating well equiped for life. To which they added, "You can double down on that and let it ride."

[Galileo]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9572/895hk.jpg

[Artman]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9572/895hk.jpg
It's not nice to screw with mother nature

or

I wonder what the weather is going to be like today...Ut oh, this can't be good.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9572/895hk.jpg

Cumulus Fingerous

[Math Is Hard]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg

[Janus]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg

What happens when Laura forgets to lay out his clothes for him in the morning.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg

Gorgeous George never looked better than on the day of his wedding.

[Artman]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg


Does this dress make me look fat?

[Rabid]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9572/895hk.jpg

Clear Skies Act meets with criticism.

[Artman]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg


If you like this, you should see my shoes!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1508/fundogghosts8yy.jpg

[Rabid]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1508/fundogghosts8yy.jpg
Trick or treat.

[Artman]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1508/fundogghosts8yy.jpg
We heard this is a great way to get treats.



Ivan, this picture is fantastic! :rofl:

[yourdadonapogostick]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/murasaki0001x/trash.jpg
Metaphor:101

[Ivan Seeking]

I don't think the shape is right.

[Evo]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg

[Townsend]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg

It turns out the Honda Civic can also be used as a boarding ramp.

[Janus]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg

Valet parking for Ferry passengers!

[hypnagogue]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg

The Twenty Thousand Dollar Woman uses her mighty bionic car-arm to reel in the boat from dangerous waters.

[outsider]

Or as they used to say about the Sopwith Pup: "Pull back to go up; pull back more to come down."

Re: #58— "I wasn't flashing anybody, Officer. I just really, really had to go."

no need for a funeral guys, he's already 6 feet under and there couldn't be a headstone more fitting... a moment of silence.

[Moonbear]

Oh, I've had this photo for a while that I've been dying to use for something. Maybe this is the right place for it. :biggrin:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

[Townsend]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9853/47fm.jpg

[Townsend]

This one should be good...

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7096/7b12sb3an.jpg

[Townsend]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

With housing prices reaching unprecedented levels some people are finding new ways of owning the home of their dreams.

[JamesU]

what's so unusual about a houseboat?

[Evo]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpgFred, wake up! I had the strangest dream last night, there was a flood and our house floated away to a distant land.

[Ivan Seeking]

Oh, I've had this photo for a while that I've been dying to use for something. Maybe this is the right place for it. :biggrin:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

In the new release of Oz, Dorothy departs for the Emerald city with three frogmen on jet skis.

[Moonbear]

what's so unusual about a houseboat?
:grumpy: They don't usually look like houses, complete with window boxes for flowers! They usually look like the one to the right of it. This boat was docked in Vancouver, BC when I was there last year, and I couldn't resist photographing it. It made me laugh.

[JamesU]

wel so-o-orry

[hypnagogue]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9853/47fm.jpg

Fred's decision to sing a Meatloaf set on karaoke night didn't go over so well.

[Townsend]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

Now when we say ocean front property, we really mean it.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7096/7b12sb3an.jpg

The winners of next year's Darwin Award

[Evo]

The winners of next year's Darwin Award :rofl: <sprays keyboard> :grumpy:

[JamesU]

I don't get it :confused:

[hypnagogue]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

The Witness Relocation Program promises to move its clients into inconspicuous, camouflaged lodging that naturally blends into strategically chosen locations.

[Moonbear]

The Witness Relocation Program promises to move its clients into inconspicuous, camouflaged lodging that naturally blends into strategically chosen locations.
:rofl: That made me laugh so hard I nearly choked!

[Artman]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg
My driving instructor says I'm gifted...or was it special?
No...no...I'm sure it was gifted.

[Artman]

Oh, I've had this photo for a while that I've been dying to use for something. Maybe this is the right place for it. :biggrin:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg
This just in...Man drowns while cutting his lawn...

[Artman]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9853/47fm.jpg
I'm warnin' ya Bert don't do that. Look what happened to me.

[Artman]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7096/7b12sb3an.jpg
This ought to get the little brats to Soccer on Time.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9853/47fm.jpg

The TV producers said that they have the right sound, but they just don't have the right look.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

No! No!!! Bad kitty! Bad kitty!!!

[Townsend]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Thinking you're tougher than you really are is just another side effect of hunger.

Hungry? Grab a Snickers

[Artman]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I taught I taw a Putty tat.

[Artman]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg
Evo - "I was just driving along, listening to the radio, when somebody said something funny. I don't know, I just 'snorted' and then this happened."

[Moonbear]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Eagle Brand(TM) Snacks.

[Artman]

Eagle Brand(TM) Snacks.How about "Eagle Chow?"

[hypnagogue]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A doddering old bald eagle has his conservative sensibilities offended by a streaking youngster.

or

Puss 'n boots before she became just "boots."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6978/bearkiss0zj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Tsu]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

OH MY GOD!! I'VE BEEN CLONED!!!

[Moonbear]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6978/bearkiss0zj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
It had been a long and lonely winter in the Arctic.

[JamesU]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Billy! what have they done to you?! BILLY!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Billy! what have they done to you?! BILLY!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mk]

I don't get it :confused:
You know what I hate? When someone posts a question, that is slightly off-topic, and everyone ignores them.

A Darwin Award is an honor given to those that have committed acts with award-winning idiocy. These people help to improve the human gene pool by "removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner." The prizes are named in honor of the evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin, and are awarded over the World Wide Web and frequently distributed via email. There is no monetary or material prize associated with the Darwin Award, only recognition.

To qualify, one must behave in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, such as juggling hand grenades (Croatia, 2001), jumping out of a plane to film skydivers while not wearing a parachute oneself (North Carolina, 1987), using a lighter to illuminate a fuel tank to make sure it contains nothing flammable (São Paulo, 2002), or heating a lava lamp on top of a stove. While most Darwin winners receive the award posthumously, self-sterilization is sufficient for the award.

Honorable Mentions go to those who, by no deficiency of stupidity, failed to remove themselves from the gene pool. Their foolish and dangerous acts are worth mentioning, if only to keep others from standing near them at their next attempt. Some of these include a man chasing a beer can and getting hit by a truck (Texas, 2002), and people petting sharks during their feeding frenzy on a dead whale (Australia, 2001).

[Tsu]

YEAH!! I hate that too!!

p.s.
Can I come live with you Mk? :biggrin: I LOVE OAHU!! :approve:
p.p.s.
I'm a GOOD puppy. I don't chew things up or pee on the rug or ANYTHING!!

[Ivan Seeking]

Can I come live with you Mk? :biggrin: I LOVE OAHU!! :approve:

:grumpy:

I'm a GOOD puppy. I don't chew things up or pee on the rug or ANYTHING!!

Don't believe it Mk. :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

[Tsu]

OK. Well... Our CATS like me!!! :biggrin:

[Tsu]

Oh. and wait. My bathroom is almost done. I can't leave now... :biggrin:

[Mk]

Well just this morning I got back to Guam! Hawaii was fun!

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/137000/137320FkMJ_w.jpg

[Tsu]

Well, that sucks!!... :biggrin: Are you in the military? What were you doing in Hawaii? For that matter, what the h*ll do you do in GUAM???? :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

Well, that sucks!!... :biggrin: Are you in the military? What were you doing in Hawaii? For that matter, what the h*ll do you do in GUAM???? :biggrin:

Hey you thread derailer... :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/137000/137320FkMJ_w.jpg

AP Newswire - Scotsman catches flying baby Loch Ness Monster.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3906/dogandhorse8fc.jpg
Fetch!

[Lyuokdea]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dim-sum.jpg

~Lyuokdea

[Artman]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6978/bearkiss0zj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Sam's girlfriend suggested in her sexiest voice, "Do you want to kiss bare?"
And Sam answered, "Duh, sure." and headed to the North Pole to find some bear.

[Tsu]

Hey you thread derailer... :biggrin:

Ohhhh... bite my shorts. :biggrin: :!!)

[Lyuokdea]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Young Tommy learns the true power of the Evil Stare of Doom

~Lyuokdea

[Grotesque Puppet]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



I shall call him..Mini Me

[Artman]

Ohhhh... bite my shorts. :biggrin: :!!)Hey get room you two...Oh yeah, you have a room :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Chucky?

[Artman]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Who's your Barber?

[JamesU]

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-chickentan.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-chickentan.jpg

If I posted anything that comes to mind I would have to ban myself.

[Tsu]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9601/fandog2ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[hypatia]

Ahhh the dog days of summer!

[Moonbear]

Off topic: I'm just appreciating the age of that photo...the metal TV tray and the metal-frame fan that really could chop your fingers off!

On topic: It's a dog's life!

[JamesU]

If I posted anything that comes to mind I would have to ban myself.
that bad, huh?

[Ivan Seeking]

Well, I was thinking "Yomamma's last date", but I wouldn't say something like that.

[JamesU]

damn right :grumpy:

[Tsu]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[hypnagogue]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Elk in the northern wilderness have evolved an extraordinary cat-like tongue that is remarkably efficient at absorbing large patches of snow in a single lick.

[Moonbear]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Fluffy4028 and Jakesez meet for the first time IRL.
Fluffy: This isn't what I had in mind when you said you were "tall, dark and handsome."

[Tsu]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Moonbear]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
The young Chuck Jones was struggling for inspiration for his new character, Wile E. Coyote, when he decided to go hiking one day and observed another couple out rock climbing. The rest is history.

[JamesU]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
no! dont step on my FOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooottttt.............

[gurkhawarhorse]

this is near the place where i live.





<<<--------

[Artman]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9601/fandog2ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oh baby, you knowww what I like.

[Artman]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
My buddy the Eagle says you think you're a tough guy. You a tough guy? Well are ya?

[matthyaouw]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The 2005 Darwin Award goes to Boris the moose, as his tounge became firmly frozen to the cat, rendering him unable to eat. Tiddles (who froze to death shortly after) picked up the runner up prize for letting boris lick her in the first place.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...then to everyone's surprise, esp Fluffy's, we learned that moose are meat eaters.

[zanazzi78]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

And with one mighty cough the mother of all hairballs was brought into the world.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4929/deliver9gi.jpg

[Artman]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4929/deliver9gi.jpg
Photo courtesy of the US Postal Service.

[Artman]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4929/deliver9gi.jpg
Honest Officer, a Moose with a cat stuck to it's tongue ran across the road right in front of my truck!

[Artman]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
When you asked if I wanted to go out with you, I had no idea this is what you had in mind!

[Artman]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I guess love really means never having to say, "Stand out there? Screw that!"

[Janus]

http://home.earthlink.net/~parvey/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cat.jpg

No, really, the mouse that got away was this big!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://home.earthlink.net/~parvey/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cat.jpg

Fluffy studied the praying mantis style of Kung Fu

[Rabid]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

In an eminent domain case, a sympathetic judge allowed Tom Langsten to keep most of his property; marina developers simply had to work around it.

[Moonbear]

In an eminent domain case, a sympathetic judge allowed Tom Langsten to keep most of his property; marina developers simply had to work around it.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rabid]

http://home.earthlink.net/~parvey/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cat.jpg



Ok, as long as you promise not to post them on the internet.

[Rabid]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Jingles had way too much catnip.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8139/image0080ud.jpg

What can I possibly say?

[Mk]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8139/image0080ud.jpg

What can I possibly say?
Did anyone say orgy yet? :bugeye: :biggrin:

[hypnagogue]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8139/image0080ud.jpg


A rare glimpse inside the mind of movie director Quentin Tarantino.

[Andy]

Kittens kill caption competition thread!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg

[JamesU]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg
The "economy" piggy bank.

[Artman]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg

This little piggy went wee, wee, wee, wee...

[Rabid]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg


National surplus under the Bush Administration.

[Mk]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg

The obesity epidemic nears an end.

[Mk]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg

Pig husband: Honey, you're not fat.

[Andy]

Thats one way of saving a few pounds!

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/narcis_el05.jpg

[Andy]

Your next!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/narcis_el05.jpg

Okay, first you call me a redneck cowboy, and then I'll act really indignant and call for a crusade. Afterwards, lets hook up at the hookah pipe.

[Artman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/narcis_el05.jpg

okay, just this once, but no tongue.

[JamesU]

BTW:can anyone think of one for my avatar?

[Ivan Seeking]

BTW:can anyone think of one for my avatar?

Narcissumomma

[Ivan Seeking]

Siamese twins connected at nose?

A Yomamma of two sheets?

Yomamma makes U turn at speed of light?

Yomamma is one of those guys who can go either way. :rofl:

[Rabid]

BTW:can anyone think of one for my avatar?

A thousand more of those and you could have a Bush.

http://www.artofresistance.org/bush_mosaic/bush-small-icon.jpg

http://www.artofresistance.org/bush_mosaic/index.html

[Andy]

Cant think of any good ones. There all abit tongue in cheek.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg

[Rabid]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg
The last known picture of spike.

[gurkhawarhorse]

yomamma, try asking danger.

------------------------------
Full flaps, dammit! That's a tennis court!

[Artman]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg


Honest, the cat did it.

[JamesU]

yomamma, try asking danger.

------------------------------
Full flaps, dammit! That's a tennis court!
I never understood his sig... :confused:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/narcis_el05.jpg

Pssssss, you have a white thing hanging on your head.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg

[hypatia]

this chicks hot!

[JamesU]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
...and pengwuino and dduardo watch the brutal murder of a fellow bird, they swore revenge...

[Townsend]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg

Love knows no boundaries.... not really funny but a good caption, no?

[hypatia]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg

I swear it was the cats..honest!

[matthyaouw]

Pssssss, you have a white thing hanging on your head.

"Oh, sorry bush, false alarm. It's just your greying hair"

[matthyaouw]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
After 3 hours of trying to throttle a stuffed duck to death, mittens was truely worn out.

[hypnagogue]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg

Tabby learned not to steal ZapperZ's collectible pillowcases the hard way.

[hypnagogue]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg

Don Corleone's novice henchman fails spectacularly in his first attempt to intimidate an enemy of the family.

[Bladibla]

Tabby learned not to steal ZapperZ's collectible pillowcases the hard way.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(what a way to get him into this thread)

[Artman]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
(My "eph" key isn't working so I'll just use the letter "D" instead.)

That pussy is all worn out drom a dantastic duck.

[NewScientist]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg

There was a coalition formed to search for the WMD (wedges of meaty delight) however it seems the extremist regime have moved the WMDs out of the area

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/vigobush3.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/vigobush3.jpg

Geooooooorrrrrge, I am the key master, and you are the gate keeper.

[rocketboy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/vigobush3.jpg
"Mirror mirror on the wall..."

[The Bob]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/vigobush3.jpg
"Mum, my mirror is broken again!"

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg

To his infinite chagrin, a cameraman just happened to walk in on Spike during an intimate moment at humpmyleg.net

[Mk]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

Out of sympathy and respect, everyone tried to politely ignore the fact that Herbert had been born with no torso and had to walk back and forth on his bent arms like a scuttling beach crab, and so his disturbing disability always became something of an elephant in the room.

[Ivan Seeking]

To his infinite chagrin, a cameraman just happened to walk in on Spike during an intimate moment at humpmyleg.net

Actually, turns out that he was placing an order for an inflatable leg.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

,,,and although he never slowed or tired during the push-up competition, when told that the contest had been rigged, he replied: "I wondered! It felt like I had an elephant on my back".

[hypnagogue]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

Phinneas was so pleased with his new hat that he couldn't stop smiling profusely.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

Elephants have been known to travel through the air from island to island, propelled only by their own flatulence.

(This is e.g. the origin of the story of Dumbo.)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

This amazing beach plant is known as Elephant Man. The one seen here is in full bloom

[Mk]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/146500/146729UACY_w.jpg

[gurkhawarhorse]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/146500/146729UACY_w.jpg


huh?..........

[JamesU]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/146500/146729UACY_w.jpg
" My Dream "

[Artman]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg

Honest...I...I...I'm not checking out the French Poodles,
I was just...uhh...writing a response to a thread about the ballistics of a cannonball in the general physics forum at PF.

[rocketboy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tsu]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3800/australiancenterfold0fu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[JamesU]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3800/australiancenterfold0fu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
it's been done...

http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg

[gurkhawarhorse]

http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg


my god, this sucks!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

it's been done...

I stole all of Tsu's best pictures, but don't say anything. :uhh:

Here's another great one from Tsu's collection. :biggrin:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6775/image0143nt.jpg

[Artman]

http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg
I finally decided that I was a woman trapped in a man's body...

so I beat my way out!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/146500/146729UACY_w.jpg

What gives Extreme Coasters that added edge for thrill seekers? Collisions!!!

[Artman]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6775/image0143nt.jpg
Bug off, I'm on my smoke break.

[Artman]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg
Oooh, Rhinolove.com!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6775/image0143nt.jpg

Tiger's answer to fast cats - poison blow darts.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg

I swear, I've been working like a dog.

[Artman]

I swear, I've been working like a dog. It does look like it's been a hard day's night. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8463/image0154om.jpg

Our newest motorcycle helmet is shown here with the optional siren unit attached

[Mk]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8463/image0154om.jpg

This automatic eyebrow scratcher comes in handy!

[Artman]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8463/image0154om.jpg

Interviewer: What is that?
Cat: I don't know, it started out as a wart on my stomach.




I have a great naughty one for this, but I can't use it without a "Get out of banning free card" :tongue2:

[zoobyshoe]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8463/image0154om.jpg
Today Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld expressed "deep concern" over the military buildup in Upper Sylvania when this photo of that Nation's newest ground reconaissance vehicle was released.

[Lisa!]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/celeb/images/oneering.jpg

[SOS2008]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg

[JamesU]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg
and The McDonald's toys have started going to parents now...

[Mk]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg
McDonald's is now selling Halloween costumes :confused:

Honey, do I look fat in this?

[SOS2008]

McDonald's is now selling Halloween costumes :confused:

Honey, do I look fat in this?Like they say, you are what you eat. :tongue:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg

Greasy Rider was based on the real life exploits of the infamous motorcycle gang, McHells Angels.
The fry scene made culinary icons of Ronald and the Hamburglar.

[Rabid]

http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg
This might be the scariest thing I have ever seen.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg
The Real Ronald

[SOS2008]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4940/georgebushyoung8av.jpg

Hey man (hic), today is picture day (sniffle)?

[Artman]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4940/georgebushyoung8av.jpg
In a misguided attempt to make his head look smaller, George says, "What the heck," and gets a perm.

[SOS2008]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
This terrified crowd shows that the age old myth about bats getting tangled in your hair refuses to die.

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
The crowd shrieked and cowered in fear as
MARVELOUS MELVIN's
famous "Floating Bat Trick"
goes horribly wrong!

[zoobyshoe]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
While most threw their hands up in a defensive gesture, Hank Jenkins (center - in red) demonstrates the correct way to scare off a flying piece of wood: the attack rabbit posture.

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
The lady in the yellow blouse has mistakenly substituted the "nibbling rabbit posture" for the "attack rabbit posture" and as a result has lost two incisors and a molar.

[hypnagogue]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
The rather sizeable splinter jutting from Patty's (lower left) hand never failed to make everyone cringe. Nonetheless, the flamboyant manner in which she had become accustomed to showing it off made her a big hit at office parties.

[hypnagogue]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
...Ironically, no one was harmed in the incident except for local construction worker Ben Jonston, seen here in the upper left just moments before his panic response led him to choke on his mentos.

Thank you for viewing Channel 7 Action News, that's a wrap for tonight. And remember, the Action News is brought to you by Mentos. Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos fresh and full of life.

Mentos. The Fresh Maker.

[Artman]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg
Mayor McCheese has traded in his personal limo in an effort to demonstrate conservation of fuel and has taken to driving himself in The McBurger Bike.

[Artman]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg
Ronald McDonald on his day off.

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
In an interview following the incident, Sam Cunningham (lower right, in the crumpled fishing hat) was quoted as saying: "Heck I've been hit in the face plenty of times by flying baseball bats."

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
First baseman Slappy Johnson was quoted as saying, "I just had enough. I said to myself, if I see just one more group of fans doing the wave, I was throwing the bat at them."

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
First baseman Slappy Johnson then added, "What's more, it was a hit. I got two bases and three fans."

[Tsu]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Andy]

I told you i taste nicer!

[SOS2008]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)You better not let out one yelp about who chewed that hole in the slippers.

[Artman]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I can't make it go "Honk!"

Or

Yum, tastes like chicken.

[JamesU]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Yes, I'm sure this will get rid of the hiccups!

[SOS2008]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

When you let go I'm going to poop in your bed.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
The photographer was said to be so ugly that no one even saw the bat

[gurkhawarhorse]

The photographer was said to be so ugly that no one even saw the bat

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
The great thing about the Oregon coast is that you can swim there year round.

[matthyaouw]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg

Dammit, the de-icer is in the glove box!

[Artman]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
Just my lousy luck! $3000.00 dollars a week for a condo on the beach and we get stuck in a freak summer ice storm! Kid's, get your bucket and shovel; we've got some digging out to do.

[Artman]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
As they changed out of their bathing suits in the car, John and his wife Doreen could not believe how fast the weather could change along the Jersey shore.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg
Ow! Are you sure you're qualified to pierce ears?

[Mk]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg
And for my next trick, I will pull a rabbit out of this audience member's ear!

Nope, I can see right through.

[Mk]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
I can't imagine what it would be like to be the owner of that vehicle. I would kill myself just so I could stab God with that baseball bat. The sharp end, yes.

[Tsu]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[matthyaouw]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
*groan* oh, too much wine... Where am I? Uh oh...

[Mk]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
It started out as a wart under my ear.

[Moonbear]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
Grand Prize Winner of the Ice Sculpture Competition Suspected of Cheating

[Moonbear]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg
Mom! Mom! Are you awake yet?!

[Mk]

Since we're on polar bears...
http://iceagenow.com/index_files/image001.jpg

[gurkhawarhorse]

do one brave thing today... then run like hell!:rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hey, I look like a French artist!

[Moonbear]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
It's so warm and snuggly here...but ugh! That breath!

[Artman]

I love this picture, Tsu.
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
What do you mean, "It'll never work?" What is it, the age thing?


I have another one, but again, I can't use it without a get out of banning free card. Let's just say it's kind of like saying, "It's a great feeling having a nice warm cat wrapped around your ears." :tongue:

[Tsu]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Huckleberry]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Look ma! No hands!
or Why did the chick cross the road?

[Tsu]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

HELP!!! I fell and I can't get up!!!

[Huckleberry]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg I'm trying to practice my backstroke but this water is awfully hard.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hey big fella, want a little ducky ducky?

[Artman]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Mom! I'm trying to learn to walk here, and it is very difficult with you sneaking up behind me and yelling, "Duck!"

or,

Geez mom! You scared the quack right out of me!

[Moonbear]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Umph! Watch the first step, it's a doozy!

(These animal pictures are just all TOOOOOOO cute!! I'm having a hard time thinking up anything as a caption other than "Awww.")

[Ivan Seeking]

(These animal pictures are just all TOOOOOOO cute!! I'm having a hard time thinking up anything as a caption other than "Awww.")

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
How rude of him to just keep staring at us like that.

or

Which one of you is dinner and which is dessert?

[JamesU]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
Enie-Menie-Minie-Moe...

[matthyaouw]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh sorry, didn't see you there. You're the same colour as the kerb.

[Bladibla]

Motherduck relises that backstroke on asphalt is not a convenient way of moving.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
Somebody needs to tell lumpy that he's not one of us.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
Janus has had a number of difficult landings

[Artman]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
He says he would like us to join him for a duck dinner. How nice of...Hey!

[Rabid]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg

Duckling on the left - "I think we can take him, uh, you go first."

[Rabid]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Give me back my beggin strip!"

[Rabid]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg

Mommy! Roll over, Roll over, your lying on Meeko and Baxter!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5393/image0014yu.jpg

Do you think the cat will fall for this one?

[zoobyshoe]

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5393/image0014yu.jpg
Despite her deep hypnotic state, Mrs. Weller shrieked aloud when she recalled the image of the weird little alien abductor approaching her with its blue-tipped anal probe.

[Mk]

I came across this one a few minutes ago:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/MuseveniInauguration.jpg

lol :rofl:

[Castlegate]

This is my little black book.

[Artman]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
Duckling on left: I don't have to be able to outrun him, I just have to outrun you.

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/MuseveniInauguration.jpg

The competition was grueling, but for the third year running Don Merryman (right, in the red) won the Marines Silly Headwear Contest. First prize this year is an autographed 1st run copy of the book, "Wigs in the Military."

[Tsu]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[matthyaouw]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This hurts my legs a hell of a lot more than I'm letting on.

[hypatia]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I just knew I shouldn't of had that last green apple martini!

[2CentsWorth]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/MuseveniInauguration.jpgAnd to launch our pledge of equal opportunity in New Monrovia, please welcome our first white official, Mr. Token Cracker.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Barney has been working hard to qualify for the luge team.

[2CentsWorth]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)Oh man, my butt's been hurting all day.

[Rabid]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg

[Rabid]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/f/bush_worstdisaster.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg
See, Mom, I told you they were stupid brothers. No, it had nothing to do with me pushing them, honest. o:)

[Tsu]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I think I need just one more green-apple martini.

[Artman]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[JamesU]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg

why dod'ld duck never had any family

[SOS2008]

Despite her deep hypnotic state, Mrs. Weller shrieked aloud when she recalled the image of the weird little alien abductor approaching her with its blue-tipped anal probe. :rofl: "blue-tipped anal probe" -- only a zoobie would notice that?

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg

[SOS2008]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/f/bush_worstdisaster.jpg"So please give cash money to organizations that are directly involved in helping save lives — save the life who had been affected by Hurricane Katrina." —George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Sept. 6, 2005

"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." —George W. Bush, Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005

"My thoughts are, we're going to get somebody who knows what they're talking about when it comes to rebuilding cities." —George W. Bush, on rebuilding New Orleans, Biloxi, Miss., Sept. 2, 2005

[Mk]

I'm thinking people aren't seeing the same things as me....

I thought the picture was posted because down in the right bottom corner, it says push to activate and there's a red dot.

Is this it, or is someone posting this to hear made up things (or real) that President George Bush had said?

[matthyaouw]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg

Natural selection the quick way.

[zanazzi78]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I really need some anti-worming tablets ...

[Mk]

Natural selection the quick way.
Natural selection the quack way.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg
Jeff, Earl, and Dennis suddenly deeply regretted trying out the newly opened "Surprise At Every Hole" golf course.

[Artman]

:rofl: "blue-tipped anal probe" -- only a zoobie would notice that?Well, once you've seen one coming at you, you never forget it. :biggrin:

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg

That last hole was a real bear!

[Moonbear]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/f/bush_worstdisaster.jpg
The media finally gives up the pretense and openly admits to being liberal.

[NewScientist]

Hey has anybody noticed the Mao like cut out on the right of that shot?!

[2CentsWorth]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6372/binocs24hj.jpg

"the only clarity in the president's vision appears to be his own perfect sense of self-justification."

[Mk]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6372/binocs24hj.jpg
Hmm I guess I forgot my glasses. Can't see too well without 'em!

[Huckleberry]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpgOne day, I too will be a beautiful swan

[Ivan Seeking]

:http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg

You get the ball and I'll go for help.

[Huckleberry]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg When spelling errors come to life, "Who brought the bear?"
or
"I'll take a mulligan on this one."

[Rabid]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6372/binocs24hj.jpg

Bush - "Wow, these things can see far, it must be midnight over there"

[Moonbear]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg
Dammit Jeff, I told you if we didn't bring a fourth along the course would stick us with some amateur who would keep screwing up all our shots.

[matthyaouw]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg

I'm sure it'll make a damn good photo, but why in the hell aren't you running like us?

[hypnagogue]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg
Harold the Bear goes on a rampage after his bid for membership at the local country club was rejected on account of his driving a Kia.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
Well, Bob, it was nice knowin' ya. I'll say something nice at your funeral.

[Moonbear]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg
Sproing!!!!

(That really is where I used to work, and we never stopped making fun of the building.)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A BUILDING THAT USES POSITIVE PRESSURE VENTILATION

[edward]

Level headed architect looses T square. Details at 11:00

[edward]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6372/binocs24hj.jpg

Bush: So General, Why are those insergents over there planting a tree??

Sergeant: They are landscapers sir.

[bomba923]

Caption (Attachment #1) : Golf anyone?

Caption ,Att# 2: Kelloggs meets Jamaica.

Caption ,Att#3: Mmm. $#!% - o mix!

(see attachments)

[Townsend]

Bush: So General, Why are those insergents over there planting a tree??

Sergeant: They are landscapers sir.

Where did the Sgt come from?....sorry...I nit pick too much...

[JamesU]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg

IT'S THE TERRORISTS!!!!!!

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg
Photographers must take special care to ensure that their camera lenses are not sullied by various substances, such as dust, oily fingerprints, or LSD.

[hypnagogue]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
"I meant to do that."

[hypnagogue]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
Say Earl, ain't them shippin' trucks so cute when they curl up to sleep at night?

[hypnagogue]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
So... did I make the cut for that truck driver license?

[hypnagogue]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
Cansarnit, plane flyin's just too tough for me. I think I'll take it easy from here on out, just go an' take that trucker job I been hearin' about.

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
Dangit! Well I hear those Exxon folk are hirin'...

[matthyaouw]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg



Wait for the walls to set before you put the roof on next time

[Artman]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg
Oddly, the building that held the university department for gender and sexuality studies became pregnant.

[Artman]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
The experimental "Skytruck" test flight ended as a dismal failure. Researchers said, "We don't know exactly what happened. We are looking into the possiblity of magnetic interference with the instrumentation. It's either that or trucks just can't fly."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/310/image0093zq.jpg

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on our front porch, oh lord, why don’t we...
...eat a cat?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)

[edward]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

de plane boss de plane

[edward]

Where did the Sgt come from?....sorry...I nit pick too much...
Actually you are right it should say:

Bush: "Sergeant what are those insergents doing overthere planting a tree?"

General: "They are landscapers sir."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
As soon as I'm old enough to walk, I'm flushing all the markers down the toilet.

[JamesU]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
I swear I didn't do it- he- he used this marker!

[devious_]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg

One day, I too will be a beautiful swan
That was awesome. :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
I warned ya little dude, don't pass out at one of my parties!

[matthyaouw]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
As proud as I am of myself, I do have to wonder how i got ink on the elbow of the arm I'm holding the pen in.

[Artman]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
Artman, the early years.

[Moonbear]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
Hi Mommy! Look what I did while Daddy was watching us!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7084/georgefberry6ns.jpg
The next candidate from Skull and Cross Bones

[Bladibla]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7084/georgefberry6ns.jpg
The next candidate from Skull and Cross Bones

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg

[Artman]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
I don't mind the boss making me drive this truck with the stupid painting on the side, but what bugs me is he changes the color of the guy's shirt to match mine every single time!

[Artman]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
I've really got to get the door put back on this truck.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
Hey! Hey you! Shoot me please before I have to drive this truck one more mile!

[Artman]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
You think the side of the truck is something, you should see the back. It takes the term "plumber's crack" to a whole new level.

[Artman]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
You think the side of the truck is something, you should see the back. It takes the term "plumber's crack" to a whole new level.And trust me, you do not want to see the front of this van coming up on your rear view mirror!

[Danger]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
Hey! You in the Honda! Spare a roll of paper?

[ranger]

Hey! You in the Honda! Spare a roll of paper?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love this thread :rofl:

[Danger]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
"I like the idea of a methane-powered truck, but I really wish they'd put in a storage tank."

[ranger]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif

[Danger]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg
"I know you're playing hide and seek, and I'm telling you... your brother is not in there!"

or

"Sorry, mom. I promise I won't play darts in the house again."

[Danger]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
"Quit complaining. I will not do it doggie style, and that's final!"




Link fixed - Ivan

[ranger]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg

[Danger]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg
The real reason that SOS2008 censored her bikini pictures.

or

Secretarial pool at the Tan Line Fetishists' web site.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif
Why is that strange guy waving at me?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg
Born-again Kitties

[Moonbear]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg
Live it up while you can, Petunia; once you have those kittens, your bikini days will be over.

[Artman]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg
I was considering going topless, but after putting them on, it's too darn much trouble.

:uhh: (I have another one, but I don't have a GOBF card). :rofl:

[Mattius_]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg

OMG HAX!!!

[Artman]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
The entertainment at the Penguin club sometimes runs to the bizarre.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7755/spacecad0912a0df.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7755/spacecad0912a0df.jpg
Oh, so that's where my spacey brothers wandered off to. (They're not the best of spellers either.)

[Danger]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7755/spacecad0912a0df.jpg
Cadillac's first bid for the Air Force's AWACS contract proved a dismal failure.

[zanazzi78]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7755/spacecad0912a0df.jpg

I know it landed around here, somewhere.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1598/1multipart29vv.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1598/1multipart29vv.jpg
I'm not sure if this long-distance relationship is going to work out, Shamoo. My person is starting to notice the boat missing when I come to visit you.

[edward]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg

OMG HAX!!!

You're right, the view is better from up here.

[matthyaouw]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1598/1multipart29vv.jpg

Alright guys, I'm in place. Tip the boat!

[matthyaouw]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg
Should we tell him that "Go for the jugular" is more of a guideline than a rule?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1598/1multipart29vv.jpg

COME AND SWIM WITH ME LITTLE PUPPY. I PROMISE TO PLAY NICE
MUUUHHHAAAHHHHHAAHHHAAA

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg

THE FIRST DOCUMENTED CASE OF A LION USING TOOLS HAS AMAZED SCIENTISTS WORLD WIDE

[Tsu]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg

HELP!! Someone has stolen my ears!! :bugeye:

[Moonbear]

When sheep go baaaaa-d.

[Lisa!]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg


Weird, but that reminds me of Ivan's photo in member phto thread! :eek:

[Danger]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg
What do you mean, 'Artman is coming over'?!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg

THERMOMETER!!!

[Moonbear]

THERMOMETER!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Artman]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg
DANGER!!!

[Danger]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg
First confirmed sighting of the mythical soft-beaked fur-bearing owl.

[Artman]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg
With the strength of a thousand oxen, the "mythical soft-beaked fur-bearing owl"* pushed aside the veil at the entrance to the hyperspace jump from the Amazon pyramid to reveal it's first glimpse of PF.



*(I liked that Danger)

[cefarix]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg

"Our new genetic technology has allowed us to fuse organic and inorganic material together to create this new beast called Panthera leo pertica. We have noticed that the diet of Panthera leo pertica is significantly different from that of Panthera leo. While Panthera leo hunts mainly gazelle, buffalo, and deer, Pathera leo pertica exclusively hunts giraffes, birds sleeping in trees, and dinosaurs. Since it is not able to reach down and drink water, leo pertica drinks exclusively the blood of giraffes and rainwater. We have given Panthera leo pertica the English name 'Pertilion'. Disclaimer (to be read quickly and unintelligibly): (Not for children under 3 years of age. Batteries not included. Genetica (c) is not responsible for any harm to property or life caused by the use of Pertilion. Warranty void if allowed to breed.)"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
Earl wondered what the emergency 174 km ahead was, and how they had gotten a sign up for it so quickly.

[hypnagogue]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
The heroic crew of survivors managed to make the long trek across the desert to the emergency center on sheer force of will, despite going without food or water for the last excruciating days of their journey. Their determination and shining human spirit is to be forever commended, those beacons of humanity, fighting back death tooth and claw against all odds. Unfortunately, they had only 28 cents between them, and the Emergency Phone Service Charge had just been raised from 25 to 35 cents several days earlier. A random motorist found their remains nine days later.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/street.safeshopper.com/images/z0z26wh.gif
Are these signs based on IQ points?

[hypnagogue]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
Due to poor graphic design and textual integration, hundreds of motorists had their cars totalled by the experimental super magnet up the road.

[Ivan Seeking]

The heroic crew of survivors managed to make the long trek across the desert to the emergency center on sheer force of will, despite going without food or water for the last excruciating days of their journey. Their determination and shining human spirit is to be forever commended, those beacons of humanity, fighting back death tooth and claw against all odds. Unfortunately, they had only 28 cents between them, and the Emergency Phone Service Charge had just been raised from 25 to 35 cents several days earlier. A random motorist found their remains nine days later.
The really sad part is that the sign on the other side of the road reads:
Holiday Inn
Next Exit

[hypnagogue]

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/street.safeshopper.com/images/z0z26wh.gif
I may be slow, but let's see you try to spin on your head like a top, Mr. Big Wiggles!

[Rabid]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg

Having just broken down in front of the sign, the motorist sighed and muttered to himself "If only my car had broken down 5 KM ago at the last phone" and began walking ahead.

[Moonbear]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
Welcome to Nowhere: Population 1

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg
Geoffrey the giraffe's heart raced as he realized that all those stories his mother told him about the stilt-walking bogey-lion coming to take him away if he didn't eat his vegetables were true!

[Artman]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
Sign Shop Supervisor: Have you finished with the "Emergency Phone 174 Yards Ahead" sign yet?

Sign Painter: Yeah, hours ago. The road crew is out placing it right now.

[Danger]

The heroic crew of survivors managed to make the long trek across the desert to the emergency center on sheer force of will, despite going without food or water for the last excruciating days of their journey. Their determination and shining human spirit is to be forever commended, those beacons of humanity, fighting back death tooth and claw against all odds. Unfortunately, they had only 28 cents between them, and the Emergency Phone Service Charge had just been raised from 25 to 35 cents several days earlier. A random motorist found their remains nine days later.
Bloody hell, Hypno... it's just a picture, not a cover illustration for your novel.:tongue:

[hypnagogue]

Bloody hell, Hypno... it's just a picture, not a cover illustration for your novel.:tongue:
Oh, but that's where you're wrong.

[Danger]

I stand corrected.:redface:
My apologies.

[Danger]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
After 4 years of people ignoring its sign, the Department of Highways still hasn't realized that it's on the wrong side of the road.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg
Rover is banished to the doghouse after eating the tube of male enhancement cream left on the nightstand.

[hypnagogue]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg
In Soviet Russia, tongue wags dog!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg
Check out the tail on that French Poodle

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg
Some mothers choose not to breast feed

[Tsu]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8925/stretchkitty8og.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[wolram]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8925/stretchkitty8og.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What plonker polished the piano

[Artman]

What plonker polished the pianoIt took me a second to get it, but this is good.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Artman]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg
I'm fixed, but hey, I can still keep the lady dogs happy.

Or

The result of licking yourself for several hours every day.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg

Gavin eventually gave up looking for the tab of acid he stashed under the cushion and instead got his dog outfit on for the Halloween party.

[matthyaouw]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg

"leeuuphh" *spray*
Translation- woof.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif

Unlike his more progressive friends, Dwight only ever saw black women.

[El Hombre Invisible]

I will burn in hell for that one, so easy on me while I'm living, eh...

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8925/stretchkitty8og.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
While Derek was dubious about the likelihood and benefits of eggs crossing the road in front on him, he agreed wholeheartedly that you should never put all your cat in one basket.

[El Hombre Invisible]

How do you upload and insert images?

[Moonbear]

Rover is banished to the doghouse after eating the tube of male enhancement cream left on the nightstand.
In later news: George is banished to the doghouse when his wife sees the dog and discovers the cream was working.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
When he got back to his car, Arnold couldn't believe his luck - no parking ticket!!!

[Tom Mattson]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg


Chicago in July: If you think this is cold, you should drop by in the winter!

[DocToxyn]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/310/image0093zq.jpg

Rex and King consoled each other after the surgery as they foolishly clung to the hope that someday their parts would come back to them...

[Danger]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/310/image0093zq.jpg
Shortly before the end of the world, Rover and his antimatter counterpart decided to become friends.

[ranger]

Shortly before the end of the world, Rover and his antimatter counterpart decided to become friends.
Love that one :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Moonbear]

"You have been charged with the crime of using obscenities in GD."
"Again? F&£%!"
"How do you plead?"
"Like this you're honour."
"That joke is too old to be tried in court."
"I see what you did there."
:rofl: :rofl: Which one is me? By the way, where's that chocolate delivery?

[El Hombre Invisible]

:rofl: :rofl: Which one is me?

None, it wasn't meant in that way. If you WANT a character then you can be the big black guy in the glasses to the right who looks like Trevor McDonald in a funny white wig who seems to be about to flip the finger to the photographer, or any other you fancy [oo-er].


By the way, where's that chocolate delivery?
I have no idea what that means.

[Moonbear]

I have no idea what that means.
Ooh, an innocent? Have you not read the Thread Killer Champions thread? Artman and cronxeh will fill you in on the details.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/6971/largethings1tree9yo.jpg

I can't ged THROUGH de tree, I can't ged OVER de tree, so I must go UNDER de tree!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg
Little Jimmy was so freaking ugly that each member of the family preferred to handle the goodnight kiss routine by first kissing the frog, then making the frog kiss Jimmy. Apparently that counts.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

A man of simple pleasures... drinking, fratricide, and a good giggle.

[ranger]

El Hombre Invisible, you're over doing man it :rofl: :wink:

[El Hombre Invisible]

Well, I had a lot of catching up to do. Okay, I'll stop. No more. I've inflicted enough. It's bedtime anyway. Good night.

[0TheSwerve0]

http://forum.armenianclub.com/showthread.php?t=4367

speaks for itself (from "Gangs of New York")
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/americanflag.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/owned.jpg

kinda like this thread is by the Armenian (http://forum.armenianclub.com/showthread.php?t=4367)one...:tongue2:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/3934/badgoat2vj.jpg
I'm baaaahaaahaaaahaaaaadddd to the bone
I'm baaaahaaahaaaahaaad
aint no wether
I'm baaaahaaahaaaahaaad
got the stink
baaaahaaahaaaahaaad
I'm baaaahaaahaaaahaaad to the bone

[Danger]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg
Jimmy realized that it was a ceramic lawn ornament only after chipping his tooth while licking it.

[Moonbear]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg
Arildno's parents began to have their suspicions when they discovered him kissing frogs hoping to find a prince.

[Danger]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JamesU]

Arildno's parents began to have their suspicions when they discovered him kissing frogs hoping to find a prince.
:rofl::rofl::bugeye:

[Artman]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg
Little Jimmy was so freaking ugly that each member of the family prefered to handle the goodnight kiss routine by first kissing the frog, then making the frog kiss Jimmy. Apparently that counts.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LMAO

[JamesU]

LMAO
???????????

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg

[Edgardo]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg

Down -> Down Right -> Right + B => "TatsuMakiSenPuKyaku"

Street Fighter anyone?

[Moonbear]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg
Cat: Oh $&*#! They got a security camera!
Dog: And they keep locking me in the bathroom for picking on the cat.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg

When Bob Zemeckis awoke screaming for the eighth night in a row, he realised he had not followed the implications of Roger and Jessica Rabbit's relationship to their logical, and monstrous, conclusion.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg

When the pets' fighting completed an electrical circuit and the cat's eyes lit up, Deckard was forced to admit that his animal Voight-Compf test was flawed at best.

Kudos to anyone who gets that.

[Bladibla]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Cat hunts dog!

[Danger]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg
Howard and Lydia's rendition of 'Swan Lake' left something to be desired.

[Bladibla]

Howard and Lydia's rendition of 'Swan Lake' left something to be desired.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9863/dangerousdog1bh.jpg
Bring on that little ninja furball now

[zoobyshoe]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg
"Onscreen," said Captain Pickard as he took a sip of tea, but his first look at the diplomat from Graco 7 caused him to spray it all over the unfortunate yeoman in front of him.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg
"Onscreen," said Captain Pickard as he took a sip of tea, but his first look at the diplomat from Graco 7 caused him to spray it all over the unfortunate yeoman in front of him.

Not seen since tricked by the Corbomite Maneuver [later befriended by Kirk], it was Clint Howard!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9863/dangerousdog1bh.jpg

1. Dog Soldiers... the acme of resolve and determination... just don't mentioned walkie talkies, they lose it completely.

2. It took over two dozen people walking past Bouncer with looks of surprise before he realised Bullseye and the boyz had replaced the trigger with a carrot again.

[matthyaouw]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9863/dangerousdog1bh.jpg

Why are my ear guards no where near my ears?

1. Dog Soldiers... the acme of resolve and determination... just don't mentioned walkie talkies, they lose it completely.


:rofl: :rofl:

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg

As Mother Nature gives birth to yet another miracle, Chris, a passing hiker becomes unwilling midwife.

[Ivan Seeking]

The sign reads:

Do not stand by the tree.
Do not speak of the tree.
Do not photograph the tree.

[edward]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg

After days without water the great white hunter begins to hallucinate.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.yourleaders.org/content/dog_small.jpg

[JamesU]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg
hmmm......

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg

1. After his first sighting of the Ent wives, Aragorn suspected that their disappearance had been less 'accidental' than Fangorn lore had led him to believe.

2. The trees' remake of The Evil Dead was no less controversial than its human counterpart.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7836/wheretreescomefrom9tx.jpg

Nonetheless, the Ents were grateful for Aragorn's efforts.

[Artman]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg
Well, working out is supposed to be good for you. I think I'll start with some chin-ups...One...Two...*GULP*

[Artman]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg
I warned you I had a black belt, and that the next nip on the haunches would be delt with severely.

[Artman]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7836/wheretreescomefrom9tx.jpg
They don't call it the "woods" for nothing.

[Artman]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7836/wheretreescomefrom9tx.jpg
While searching for trees with nuts, we stumbled upon this...

[Artman]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg
Although he trusted his wife, the postman on their route had teeth like a beaver, and there was talk circulating around the neighborhood about large teeth being some kind of indicator of some other large body part...

[Artman]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg
Finally, after years of searching, Michael Proxmire stumbled across the legendary "Tree of Life."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg

Ali was dismayed to learn she had some tree frog stuck in her teeth throughout her entire presentation to the board.

[lawtonfogle]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg
I wonder what's in here...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.yourleaders.org/content/dog_small.jpg
Moonbear's experiments have grown more and more disturbing since she started hanging out with physicists.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.yourleaders.org/content/dog_small.jpg

Zoob, mate... the member's photo thread's the other one.

[Danger]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg
Never mind how I got the splinters, Doc! Just get them out!

[Danger]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg
Andy begins to reconsider his decision to become a dentist.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/7307/image0127yv.jpg
Cat Stevens: The early years

[zoobyshoe]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif

[matthyaouw]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
Another sighting of the dust allergy ninja- wheezy, yet deadly.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/9098/pintofcat3dg.jpg

Bernard was beginning to think he'd stayed at the beer festival too long.

[0TheSwerve0]

The US has annexed the Stairway to Heaven, war against Creator anticipated.

http://www.celebratebig.com/roadside-attractions/treehouseguidingprinciples.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

This isn't quite what Evo meant by being "stuffed" (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=95440&page=2) when she died...


http://www.spnet.ne.jp/~swcoll/06other/01lifesizedoll/watto1.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

"ethnic" mickey mouse

http://www.re-title.com/public/artists/751/1/in_dreams_i_walk_with_you_190x200_2.jpg

[JamesU]

This isn't quite what Evo meant by being "stuffed" (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=95440&page=2) when she died...


http://www.spnet.ne.jp/~swcoll/06other/01lifesizedoll/watto1.jpg
i wonder how evo got up there :S

[0TheSwerve0]

How Danger got his name:surprised o:)

http://www.speedysigns.com/images/osha/large/DANGER75.gif

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1305/roadpaint3sc.jpg
Not only can the Flat Opossum withstand a direct hit by a large truck's tire, its markings match those found on many U.S. roads. The one seen here scurried off just after this picture was taken.

[Danger]

How Danger got his name:surprised o:)
Considering that we barely know each other, how are you so familiar with my response to the breakfast burritos?:redface:

[zoobyshoe]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/9098/pintofcat3dg.jpg
When his gin ran out Bob the alcoholic said to himself, "Who says I can't make a cat and tonic?

[Artman]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/9098/pintofcat3dg.jpg
I started out to make a fuzzy navel, but I think I put in too much fuzz.

[zoobyshoe]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
"Aw, dammit, look, Ethel. He's doing it again. He don't get that from me!

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg

[Danger]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg
Due to its excessive carbohydrate content, the McMousewich proved to be less popular than anticipated.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg

"And would you like that on white, brown, wholemeal, or rodent?"

[hypnagogue]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg
Believers around the world gathered today in Oakesdale, North Dakota to gaze upon what some claim to be the image of the Virgin Mary emblazoned in a common loaf of bread.

[Artman]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg
There is entirely too much rat in my Ratatouille.

[Artman]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
Mr Miaggi called this "The Dork Stance."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif

I don't know how it happened. Let's see, I built the wall yesterday, and I haven't seen him since yesterday, and I found him like this today....hmmmmmm...

[Artman]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
Mom and Dad, after that franks and beans dinner, you do not want to stand behind me. :yuck:

[Artman]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
Doggone it Ethel, when I ask him to, why can't he just go and get the shovel like a normal kid.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.buffalogames.com/Media/Product%20Images/170-FACE/hires/ex-F02_hires.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.buffalogames.com/Media/Product%20Images/170-FACE/hires/ex-F02_hires.jpg
High school year book photo
18 year old senior
Prudence Hardknees
"Most likely to be least likely to."

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.aboutteens.org/images/funny-squirrel.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://www.aboutteens.org/images/funny-squirrel.jpg

These would be a hell of a lot more useful if I had a penis.

[Danger]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tsu]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Danger]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Rex coughs up his most creative hairball yet.

[Moonbear]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
You know I'd be doing more than just tasting you if they weren't standing right there with that camera.

[Danger]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Unfortunately, the honeymoon was cut short by Betty's failure to survive the foreplay.

[matthyaouw]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"You're right, I can hear the sea when i put my ear to your..." *gulp*

[0TheSwerve0]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

http://www.mdb.ku.dk/super-mus/Funny_Flower/Pic's/Drunk_Pumpkin.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

http://www.pressure.to/cccp/mm/pumpkin_squirrel.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
That squash, correctly applied, would sure wipe that smile off his face...

[hypnagogue]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
Little did Scarecrow know that the joke was on him, as in the process of dropping trou he lost his bits n' pieces.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
Ma and Pa Kettle's "Buns Like Pumpkins" work-out video is real barn burner!

[hypnagogue]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
The famed surrealist scarecrow Jacques du Foin brilliantly makes an ostensibly shocking mooning gesture appear innocuous by juxtaposing it with the horrific and absurd image of a severed buttock placed upon a pedestal.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
Like Johnny Appleseed, Barney Pumpkinseed has his own way of spreading his crop.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg

Could you check for roots?

[hypnagogue]

http://www.mdb.ku.dk/super-mus/Funny_Flower/Pic's/Drunk_Pumpkin.jpg
Horatio learned the hard way not to accept a dining invitation from Barney Pumpkinseed.

[loseyourname]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mattpirate.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mattpirate.jpg
Captain blue beard's lesser known comrade- first mate red eye.

[0TheSwerve0]

"The illegitmate lovechild of The Joker and Robin Hood." (This guy's actual caption):rofl: :!!)
http://is1.okcupid.com/users/622/790/6237900602082191558/p1101716192.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mattpirate.jpg
Avast, I be designated captain on this accursed eve, wishin' me Barques had more bite. Yarr.

[loseyourname]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mattpirate.jpg

Now 21, Goldilocks has dyed her hair brown and is often seen searching for 'booty' at the local watering hole.

[hypnagogue]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1305/roadpaint3sc.jpg
Ironically, Opie the Opossum's cautious, middle of the road lifestyle proved fatal in the end.

[coffee na lang dear]

http://www.aboutteens.org/images/funny-squirrel.jpg


LOOK MA!..NO HANDS...NO HANDS....:rofl:

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif
"For the last time, I'll only play with you guys if you play touch football," Helga complained over her shoulder.

[loseyourname]

Found on a pack of Japanese condoms:

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/brack-people.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/brack-people.jpg
After extensive market analysis, the edgy "Power, BLACK Color Rubber" brand name was chosen, narrowingly beating out the more cheerful "Super Happy Making Fancy Delightful Hat" and the more understated "Let's New Skin, Keep on Responsibility face."

[matthyaouw]

http://is3.okcupid.com/pics/163/16394819991987066548/1095287349.jpg

[Bladibla]

http://www.pressure.to/cccp/mm/pumpkin_squirrel.jpg

Jack regretted the decision to get free brain surgery from a unqualified doctor.

[hypnagogue]

http://is3.okcupid.com/pics/163/16394819991987066548/1095287349.jpg
"So we keep the same instincts as our primate and pre-primate ancestors, but we superimpose culture and law on top of this. So we get split in two, dig? You might say, mankind is the statutory ape."

[loseyourname]

http://is3.okcupid.com/pics/163/16394819991987066548/1095287349.jpg

After winning his second consecutive Mr. Beautiful Californian Award, Adam returns home to take a nap.

[Artman]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Tastes like chicken.


(and of course, I have another that I can't use without a GOOBF card.)

[0TheSwerve0]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative9.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg

[JamesU]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
gerber gone wild

[Artman]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg

Gerber launches its new line of "Don't-be-Such-a-Baby" food.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
WARNING: Known to cause explosive diaper events.
Please see our training video at: http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/poo/affiliates/play.asp?Affil=iwon&W

[Ivan Seeking]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative9.jpg

Why are you telling me this? I'm just a little kid. :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Artman]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative9.jpg
I see dead people.
(of course that could be because I am a funeral home director.)

[coffee na lang dear]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
TRY THE NEW GERBER'S APPETIZER FOR BABIES:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[0TheSwerve0]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/bedouin-5.jpg

So when do ya think AAA will get here?

[Artman]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/bedouin-5.jpg
Hmmmm. I think someone has stolen our tent!

[Evo]

Ok, so it's a thumbnail, shoot me. :devil:

[Moonbear]

(and of course, I have another that I can't use without a GOOBF card.)
I missed that before. :rofl: Yes, I thought the same thing. :devil: :blushing:

[Moonbear]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
In attempts to refute the accusations of politically incorrect favoritism of cute babies, Gerber rolls out their new Ugly Gerber Baby advertising campaign.

[JamesU]

Ok, so it's a thumbnail, shoot me. :devil:
oh! can I...! uh.......stop......the....shooter......? :uhh:

[Ivan Seeking]

Ok, so it's a thumbnail, shoot me. :devil:

My that pic is disgusting. :yuck:

I immediately recognized that as a photo of the Guinness Book of World's Records snot put champion and his record throw.

When I was a kid, a Fuller Brush man came to our door in much the same state. Apparently he didn't know that he was hanging.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/e336fa6c.jpg
Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Egyptologist Arthur J. Porter came to the grim realization that all previous data on the dimensions of the pyramids had been grossly exaggerated.

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
Though he never understood why, eccentric Dr. Rosen's heartfelt attempts to popularize Chiropractic For Buckaneers never seemed to gather a following.

[Math Is Hard]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/e336fa6c.jpg
In 2005, Dr. Porter would publish the first of many extraordinary papers claiming the ancient Egyptians were only three inches tall.

[Danger]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
Rodney Dangerfield's start in show business.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg
AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais
http://www.canada.com/fortstjohn/story.html?id=5d8389c9-fe56-4853-ac18-f0f3bff2bf8e

[SOS2008]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpgYes, yes, this will make a fine fur stole.

[SOS2008]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpgThe prophecy that Attila the Hun would return to us is true!

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/e336fa6c.jpg
Although elated at his discovery of the legendary Beach Pyramid of Sandzabar, Dr. Porter was beginning to feel he would never be able to unearth the immense structure, citing such problems as the ocean filling in the hole, kids kicking sand at him, bikinis, and seagulls stealing his lunch.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
Unbeknownst to the wounded Captain NoBeard, his crew of scurvy, bilge suckin', cutthroats had left him in the waiting room of a retired Ciropractor, with these words, "Arrrgh, Ye be waitin' here fer the Doc Capn' he'll be with ye soon."

Or

"Arrghh, there be monsters here. And we be needin' our back cracked."

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/e336fa6c.jpg
Dr. Porter's wife had made the mistake of asking her husband, the reknowned Egyptologist, to bury her in the sand...

[Artman]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg
President Bush introduces his new secretary of defense to the media...

[Artman]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpg
Alright, whose breath smells like nuts?

[Artman]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpg
How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the grey fuzzy tail...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg
Bush met with some lesser known body armor and troop transport suppliers today.

[hypnagogue]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpg
Surprisingly, Rover's male companion Spike never caught on to her infidelities with strange bedfellows.

[The Bob]

Not sure how to get the picture in the post so click here (http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg).
The Bob (2004 ©)


Edit by Ivan: or look here... :biggrin:
http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg

[Artman]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg
This sign needs a sign that reads "Beware of caution signs with sharp edges," but if that had sharp edges it would have to read, "Caution, beware of caution signs with sharp edges have sharp edges." :rofl: :yuck: :rofl:

OH MY GOSH! I just saw that the bridge is out! :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg


Along with CDs and DVDs, pirated skeletons are a growing trade problem.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg

Ahhhhhhh..leggo...leggo...okay hurry...how do you say leggo of my hand in Mongolian???

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg
In an attempt to prove that he was not a puppet President, that HE was the puppet master, Bush dusted off his old Mongolian warrior ventriloquist dummy and gave a rendition of 'Gottle of geer'. The act, it was agreed, was better than his Patriot one.

[tribdog]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif
"For the last time, I'll only play with you guys if you play touch football," Helga complained over her shoulder.
1. Luquasious Jones wins his fifth Gold medal in the "Where's my money, Biaaatch Take Down" at the 2005 Pimplympics.

2.Olympic hopeful Sarah McCracken later went on to become Special Olympics Gold Medalist.

3.Some exhibition games, such as snowboarding and baseball, went on to become official Olympic events, the 200m blonde hurdle dash did not.

4 Event officals embarassingly said, "she's a cross- country runner and he's a high jumper and...um..well...we aren't real impressed with her crossing or his jumping and sort of expected a different outcome."

5 People quit calling Joe an idiot after cashing in his Over/Under "athletes crippled on the field" bet with it's payoff of 15000:1, and many followed suit when he invested all the winnings to bet on who would win the Super Bowl picking the New Jersey Nets at 25000:1

[tribdog]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg
:
Later replaced by the "this sign has bright lights do not look directly into" which was replaced by the current sign "Bridge is fixed, ignore this sign but not its sharp edges."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
Yep. 'Twas a loooooooooooooooong waiting list at Dr Erik Rosen's surgery.

[tribdog]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
.
1. Dr Rosen called it the worst case of acid reflux he'd ever seen.

2. Just a few preliminary questions Mr. Jolly. Since your last visit have you suffered any weight loss? Lack of appetite?

3. I'm sorry, we just won't know anything until we get those x-rays back.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/bedouin-5.jpg

[Man centre left pointing with stick]: Our neighbours... over there, see... they've used cloth instead of string and they don't have any groups of wahankers staring at them.... You see what I'm getting at?

[Man to his right thinking): Can't... get this stick to balance... on this log...

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg

It was piss poor luck of Roger's that the one doctor in town who would see an undead pirate cursed to rise from beyond the grave at night also ran an obedience school for particularly unruly dogs. Piss poor luck.

[ranger]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/c/pope_bush.jpg
:biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/c/pope_bush.jpg
:biggrin:

Today Bush announced his plans for 2008.

[rocketboy]

http://www.solisnetwork.com/~jsolis/attach/F16%20chasing%20osama.jpg


um...what's the code to make this image appear?

[Moonbear]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
At last, MIH gets an appointment with her HMO!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/c/pope_bush.jpg

You cannot criticise my foreign policies now; I have popal inflammabi- pupil unfamiliari- poopoo unflushab- total unwrongness!!!

[petereverett]

Before and After

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/c/pope_bush.jpg
:biggrin:

"God" will now be spelled as it was in the original text - G O P

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

[edward]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

Kitten: "Sorry, I thought this was the litter box."

[end3r7]

I hate it when the prizes eat the snack...

[Math Is Hard]

At last, MIH gets an appointment with her HMO!
My favorite so far! :rofl: :rofl:


I hate it when the prizes eat the snack...
That one was good, too! :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg
We still need to add the second "O" to the product name [or an "L" as has been suggested recently], but as you can see, the dispensing system is working correctly.

[Moonbear]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg
The box says "Wild! Berry," but Berry looks pretty tame to me.

or...

Headline: Kellogg's Sued by Man Who Found Kitten Found in Pop Tarts

or...

The Humane Society's newest strategy for adopting out stray kittens from over-crowded shelters meets with disapproval from Pop-Tart lovers.

or...

Look Mom! I got the gray tabby! Now all I need is the calico to complete the set!

[Artman]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg
"Round and round the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop! Goes the kitten."

[loseyourname]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

Despite fitting only in extended-width toasters, Koreans everywhere have embraced the new flavor of pop-tart.

[hypnagogue]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg
"I have got to find a more intimidating portal into the material realm," thought Gyrebothe, the Gremlin of Mischief.

[Ivan Seeking]

"I have got to find a more intimidating portal into the material realm," thought Gyrebothe, the Gremlin of Mischief.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...or

A brief manifestation of Arthur Dent and the improbability drive.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg
How giraffes really get long necks

[loseyourname]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg

In other news, midget porn has really begun to catch on with the local Giraffe community.

[end3r7]

Breaking news: Brain eating deemed popular tradition among african giraffes.

[tribdog]

Tastes like chicken

"I told you breeding giraffes with leeches would lead to disaster."

[tribdog]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

BOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Mk]

lol funnY!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

"Oooooh," Frank sighed with relief to his French housemate's girlfriend as he realised he was not cohabiting with a breakfast-time pervert. "You meant Louis' chat dans les pop tarts."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg

DAD: "Do you know where your mother is?"
SON: "Off the top of my head?"
DAD: "Oh yeah."

[tribdog]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg
"
schhllrp..schhllrp..schllNOCK
schhllrp..schhllrp..schllNOCK
Lacking horns, antlers, or tusks,giraffes came up with a solution of their own.

[tribdog]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg
Leave it to tribdog to prompt a series of beaver jokes. :tongue2:

[Artman]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg
In a terrible misunderstanding of the phrase "Beaver Dam," Bucky, sick of the constant references to "Damn Beavers," decided to end it all.

[Artman]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg
Circus performers the "Amazing Liperstein Giraffes" practicing their world famous head to lips balancing act.

[tribdog]

how funny is your mental picture of that?

[tribdog]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg

Once fully inflated the "Deep Throat Bambi" Doll was used to mollify the 'lesser' males.

[tribdog]

COME ON!
that one was funny

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg

No, really, I planned it that way. I'm just resting

[tribdog]

Kamikaze Conifer

[-Job-]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg
Oo baby, give it to me like that...

[zoobyshoe]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg
Some called little Mickey paranoid but he could never divest himself of the suspicion Sammy the cat's lavish affection was born of ulterior motives.

[Artman]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg
The guy in the background is upset at his cat and saying,
"Look at that no good pussy licking rat!"

[Danger]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8004/sonicboomplanenavy1xk.jpg
"Lieutenant Johnson, if you squeeze out one more like that I'll eject you!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8004/sonicboomplanenavy1xk.jpg


AF jet seen coming out of big white blurry thing. Film at eleven.

[Moonbear]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg
The guy in the background is upset at his cat and saying,
"Look at that no good pussy licking rat!"
:rofl: :rofl: I see you finally found a way to tell one of those jokes you've been dying to tell and managed to keep it clean at the same time. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg
The latest in earth friendly appliances.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8004/sonicboomplanenavy1xk.jpg

How jet planes are born.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg

The owner's faff-free approach to keeping his dog clean was about to go horribly wrong.

[end3r7]

"I'm sure this is where the neighbor's cat said my bone would be... Wait, what are you doing? No, don't close that! STOP!"

[Artman]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg
And finally the machine tongue dries the dishes to a wonderful shine!

[loseyourname]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg

Early promo release from the upcoming documentary Jungle Fever II: When Interracial Just Isn't Enough.

[loseyourname]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg

Symbolic hits like these, meant to send a strong message to the local beaver community, have become increasingly common in the lucrative Canadian logging industry, as human lumberjacks attempt to remove every last vestige of their previously abundant competitors.

[loseyourname]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8004/sonicboomplanenavy1xk.jpg

As boredom sets in for US naval air pilots overseas, the Senate Defense Committee mulls over its response to the popular new "cock and ball" manuever.

[Moonbear]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg
And with the Rover 3000 model, you'll never need to pre-rinse another dish again.

Or...

Our new line of multi-function appliances are designed keeping small spaces in mind. The unit on display here is a dual-function dishwasher and dog-food dispenser.

[-Job-]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg

Charlie had been very patient with the cups and the silverware, but when the plates also decided to invade his home he had to get rough.

[-Job-]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg

You see, look at our paws side by side, look at them, they're almost identical, except mine is a little smaller. I'm like a predator with these paws, watch out.

[edward]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg

WHIRLSPIBBLE APPLIANCES THINKING INSIDE THE BOX

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg

The tree that bit back!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg

Oberon had to face facts: Puck was a useless tw@t.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

"Jesus," the great oak muttered, shaking his head. "300 year olds have no manners nowadays."

[loseyourname]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

Angered over their unwilling role in the Canadian lumberjacks' annihilation of local beaver communities, trees have reportedly taken to hitchhiking their way across the border into nearby Michigan and Minnesota.

[loseyourname]

Okay, that might be somewhat of an in-joke at this point.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

His friends thought him wooden, but on Saturday nights he sure loved to boogie.

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/deletelife.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg
Taxi!

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/deletelife.jpg
You have to ask that here? :rofl:

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1092/deletelife0zj.jpg

[Math Is Hard]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
First case of bird flu reported in Orange County.


sorry, Zz!:blushing: o:)

[Artman]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
Whew...did someone step on a duck?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
Someone slipped Donald a Mickey!!!

[Danger]

Someone slipped Donald a Mickey!!!
:rofl: :rofl:

edit: hang on; that needs one more
:rofl:

[Artman]

Someone slipped Donald a Mickey!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now he's pretty goofy.:tongue:
Good one Ivan!

[Danger]

You too, Artman. (Wish I'd thought of it, but as you can see from my rampant domination of ZZ's thread, I'm not too much of a Disney fan.)

[tribdog]

Someone slipped Donald a Mickey!!!
LOL, but I'm glad I didn't think of it. I would have busted my fingers diving to type it in before anyone else.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
Donald collapses in a twitching epileptic fit after shooting up 10 grams of magic.

[Evo]

Donald collapses in a twitching epileptic fit after shooting up 10 grams of magic.OKAY MISTER HYPNAGOGUE! :grumpy: That's the THIRD keyboard!! :devil:

(I've started buying these in stacks):grumpy:

[Ivan Seeking]

OKAY MISTER HYPNAGOGUE! :grumpy: That's the THIRD keyboard!! :devil:
(I've started buying these in stacks):grumpy:

you need to learn the fine art of side venting. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg

More evidence that Donald is really Sleepy.

[tribdog]

lol who's writing these for you?

[tribdog]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
.
I yelled, DUCK!. But he just stood there looking at me.

[hypnagogue]

OKAY MISTER HYPNAGOGUE! :grumpy: That's the THIRD keyboard!! :devil:
(I've started buying these in stacks):grumpy:
Hey, didn't you read the disclaimer in the GD classics thread? It legally bars you from sicking this guy (http://www.answers.com/topic/jim-shapiro) on me.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/19/Shapiro.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg

Donald Duck faints after meeting his childhood idol, ZapperZ.

[hypnagogue]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Smurfs on the subway try to appear nonchalant rather than gawking at the weird humans.

[hypnagogue]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Smurf Bible study.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Canadians!!!

[hypnagogue]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Smurf on the right: "Science is fascinating!"

Smurf on the left: "Literature is invigorating!"

Smurf in the middle: "Mushroom go boom!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

No one knows why Smurfs wear condoms on their heads. Many believe this to be a political statement of some kind, but no one knows what it means. Others believe this practice results from simple confusion.

[Math Is Hard]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/19/Shapiro.jpg
In between the Apple gigs, Steve Jobs still managed to find work, although under a pseudonym.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

Treegoatee, son of Treebeard, had an annoying habit of showing everyone his nuts.

[tribdog]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Smurf knew if he wanted to smurf this smurfing audition he better not smurf it up.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

"Could be worse," thought the guy on the left after noticing the colour was draining out of his book cover and into his hands. "At least I wasn't turned into a smurf like the two poor bastards next to me."

[Artman]

I yelled, DUCK!. But he just stood there looking at me.LOL This quacked me up! :biggrin:

[tribdog]

is there any way I can change my vote?

[Artman]

is there any way I can change my vote?
:tongue: Nope. You're stuck with it. I really did like your caption.

[tribdog]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg

The police didn't have a suspect yet, but they did find the murderer's hand print next to the body, all three fingers and the thumb clearly visible.

[Artman]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
Passerby - I wonder if we should tell him the parade is coming?

Or

All around the park, security radios began to squalk, "The duck is down, repeat, the duck is down!"

[Artman]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg
A man who had just robbed a book store, posing as a Smurf, was caught redhanded today...

[Moonbear]

No one knows why Smurfs wear condoms on their heads. Many believe this to be a political statement of some kind, but no one knows what it means. Others believe this practice results from simple confusion.
They are only 4 inches tall. It might be a necessary precaution! :biggrin:

[tribdog]

maybe that's what sperm grows into and they always have condoms on their heads because only sperm sheltered in a safe environment are able to reach maturity

[Mk]

Same with tribdogs.

[tribdog]

Hey! I resemble that remark

[Mk]

Don't be so loosy goosey! :tongue2:

[Danger]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg
Although Ralph tried to frighten away the neighbourhood saplings, everyone knew that his bark was worse than his blight.

[tribdog]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg
Jack flunks out of camouflage class

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1112834988.jpg

[tribdog]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg
The day after Joe's last act of defiance towards the gods of Mt. Vesuvius.

[tribdog]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1112834988.jpg
LOOK OUT FOR THAT WALL!!!!

[zoobyshoe]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
The tourism board's new campaign "welcome to Mexico" has been a success.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
c'mon guy, at least play with her hair

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
IIIEEEE! It's not a carrot. IT"S NOT A FREAKING CARROT!!

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Testes like chicken?

[Evo]

What is that at the top? I've never seen a sign like that. :rofl:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7566/what3fi.jpg

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
the mexican donkey show isn't what I'd been led to expect

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Jack always wore his lucky belt buckle on blind dates.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
I feel like an ***

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
He thought he had a bad case of either horsepes or Gonhorseaha but turned out it was just a mild case of genital colts.

[Ivan Seeking]

Many of the finer hotels provide bathroom zipper attendants. I don't see the big deal here.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Jack had raised the animal from birth, and fiercely denied he was delaying the weaning process.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Anyone have a big pink condom?

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
"This hernia is killiing me" brayed Jack

[zoobyshoe]

I think we have a good idea of the kind of thing that particularly inspires tribdog: one reaction for the bicycle guy, eleven for the donkey man.

[Moonbear]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
No wonder the guy on the green sign is running the other way!

[tribdog]

I think we have a good idea of the kind of thing that particularly inspires tribdog.
horses?????

[Math Is Hard]

What is that at the top? I've never seen a sign like that. :rofl:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7566/what3fi.jpg
They have these at LAX airport. "Passengers with small explosive devices strapped to their bodies should use the secret baggage compartment door to enter the airplane."

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
That's odd, when I got on the plane I had a little horse in my throat, but now...

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Szamaras Lojos says, "Come, come to Mexico."

[zoobyshoe]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7566/what3fi.jpg
They have these at LAX airport. "Passengers with small explosive devices strapped to their bodies should use the secret baggage compartment door to enter the airplane."
Wow. I always thought that sign at LAX meant "For hunchback seating follow the white line".

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Oh my, how am i going to explain this to customs?

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Szamaras Lojos says, "Thinking of leaving so soon, why don't you stick it out a while longer?"

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Oh my, how am i going to explain this to customs?
"Do you have anything to declare?"
"just my love for this donkey"

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Oh my gosh those little suckers can jump!

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
I sure could use one of those little blue guys with the white hats that I saw on the subway.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
.
It wasn't the safety pin like he'd asked for but he had to admit it worked.

[hypnagogue]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
"And so you see," the renowned sociologist Octavio Cortez concluded in his sophisticated-sounding accent, "this is the difference between America and Mexico in a nutshell. Joe Camel merely has the surface resemblance as of a phallus, whereas this same identity penetrates deep into the very being of Juan Donkey."

[hypnagogue]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
"Honey, this is so weird, you have to take a picture!" ejaculated Frank. "What gives with this donkey's amazing head?"

[hypnagogue]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1112834988.jpg
Billy didn't really expect his big escape idea to work, but after sitting through 20 straight jokes about a fellating donkey, he was desperate.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/34df7bbe/morning_coffee.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1112834988.jpg
Brian Greene on his way to work

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
An odd constellation of venereal diseases horribly disfigured Harry's heros. First came the fingers, then the jutting, elbow-like projection, and finally the extended growth that demanded to be taken bowling every Thursday.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Old man Arthur liked to brag that he was hung like a woman's forearm.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Mildred's right arm had an odd propensity to lose muscle tone and shrivel up in cold weather.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
"I can't believe that after all these years, I was kicked out of the nudist colony for wearing tennis shoes... stupid, stupid, stupid!"

[hypnagogue]

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/34df7bbe/morning_coffee.jpg
Everyone said that Cecilia tended to have her head up her behind before she had her morning coffee.

[zoobyshoe]

Old man Arthur liked to brag that he was hung like a woman's forearm.
Mildred's right arm had an odd propensity to lose muscle tone and shrivel up in cold weather.
Oh, man. For some reason these two really slayed me. I almost died from a kind of transient gasping asthma.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Yeah harry, I'd salute your flag, but as usual, it's only at half mast.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
What do you think Mildred, is the gold chain a bit much?

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
No, I won't tie your sneakers Harry.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
It wasn't long before Harry and Mildred were up on charges for their odd method of running the Girl Scout camp.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Harry and Mildred soon became the laughing stock of the camp...White shoes after Labor Day, how tacky.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Harry, I know your hands are behind your back, but the rules clearly state that no player may touch another player when they are bowling, with any part of their body!

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
When asked about how he won every Bocci match at the Lady's Club "Bring Your Spouse Day" party, Harry responded that the key to his success was distraction.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Unfortunate typo on the sign, "Big 4th of July Bocci Tournament!
Dress: Patriotic Clothing Optional Sneakers or Shoes."

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Harry, always the life of the party, volunteering to be the pole for horseshoes.

[zoobyshoe]

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/34df7bbe/morning_coffee.jpg

"It's all the little things about you I'm attracted to," said Brad. "Like the way you sip your coffee. I could just sit and watch you sip coffee all day. Can I get you some more?"

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Bocci Tournament!
Play with your own balls!
(Balls must be presented to the committee for evaluation prior to the tournament.)

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg

Up the ladder....

[Danger]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
Ralph could climb like a monkey once he attached the Acme non-slip rung grabbers to his shoes.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg

The moral of this story is that men in suits should sit at desks as the Lord God planned, and leave the ladder-climbing to folks sporting apparel with higher butt-crack visibility.

White collar workers: KNOW YOUR PLACE!!!

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
On the ladder of success, Ralph's dealings are so shady that he is not so much a climber as a finger stepper.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
On the ladder of success, Ralph's dealings are so shady that he is not so much a climber as a finger stepper.At this point, Ralph would be known to stoop down and help himself to the man's watch from his helpless wrist.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg

Yet another stupid suit falls for the old 'ladder-through-a-wormhole' trick.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
Hum, thought Herbert, the shine on Ralph's black patten leather shoes shows right up his pant leg.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
Hum, thought Herbert, the shine on Ralph's black patten leather shoes shows right up his pant leg.Hum, mused Ralph, I wonder if Herbert is looking up my pant legs?

[zoobyshoe]

That one's a little tame. Here's the kind that inspires:


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

Thick Eric was told he had to hump the fish all the back to shore, but no-one ever explained why.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

Check out my cod piece.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric, seeing that the fish was choking, acted quickly.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric's wife was becoming suspicious. She had never heard of "Fish scented" cologne, his constant visits to the river, always coming home wet...Now that the PI brought her this photo, she had all the evidence she needed.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric's wife was becoming suspicious. She had never heard of "Fish scented" cologne, his constant visits to the river, always coming home wet...Now that the PI brought her this photo, she had all the evidence she needed."Honest, honey," Eric exclaimed, "the fish was choking..."

[matthyaouw]

"Honest, honey," Eric exclaimed, "the fish was choking..."

On my trousers!

[___]

someone explain this guy...............please
http://pointystick.com/funnypics.php?id=1740&page=0&sortby=
speed camera coverups
http://pointystick.com/funnypics.php?id=1719&page=0&sortby=
http://pointystick.com/funnypics.php?id=1722&page=0&sortby=

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric had run out of worms and minnows, he thought, "What can I wiggle in the water to attract a fish..."

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg

Spare Change?

[___]

http://members.home.nl/c.cordewener/funny.jpg

[Danger]

Blank Man, the member photo thread is over there...---------->

[___]

http://www.theprincepages.com/pics/usek64328.jpg


:grumpy:

[zoobyshoe]

On my trousers!
Indeed. Artman owns me some laundry money now.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Reporter: So how's it feel?
Eric: The scales make my privates itch.
Reporter: No, I mean to catch such a large fish.
Eric: Oh. Okay I guess. But it's not real, it's inflatable.
Reporter: Really?
Eric: Yeah. Anytime I hold something in my arms that's inflatable, off come my pants.
Reporter: I see. So why do you keep lifting it up and letting it down like that?
Eric: Oh, you noticed that.
Reporter: Well, that and your moaning.
Eric: That's because my privates itch.
Reporter: Right.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg
Will work for stock options.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg
His career move from stockbroker to street corner cardboard sales wasn't working out as well as he had planned.

[Artman]

Indeed. Artman owns me some laundry money now.That's the last time I'm taking you fishing. :grumpy:

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric's Wife: The man is like a cold fish in bed.
Eric: No, I said I would like a cold fish in bed.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric misunderstood that, "Time to scale that fish" means time to remove the scales from the fish.

[petereverett]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

Billy and Roxanne finally faced the fact that no one would understand their mutual obsession.

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg

Six hours and...nothing...I don't understand why?

[Danger]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Until this photographic proof was provided, no one believed John's claim that he produced the largest sperm in the world.

[matthyaouw]

http://www.theprincepages.com/pics/usek64328.jpg


Blank man would have to get used to this stance, with the inevitable prison time following his conversion from super-hero to super-villan.

[zoobyshoe]

OK. "The Man Who Loved Cat Fishing" had run it's course. Try this:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/tree.jpg

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg
Out with the Trash

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg
Feeling a little down in the dumps.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg
Most people don't know that Oscar the Grouch started life off on the right foot. Here we see him at the crucial turning point in the precocious days of his youth.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg
A visit to the restroom, pre-toilet era.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.yikers.com/pictures/1159/yikers_tree_dong1.jpg

Looking up, Jack took a startled step back, and realized everything he ever believed about plant reproduction would have to be revised.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg

"Okay, my mistake. I did say if you were desperate you could use my can."

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg


As he paused at the crosswalk on his first spin on the new bike, Henry was ablaze with the epiphany that he felt freer than he ever had before. He was a maverick, a roving rogue, a man who had shucked off quiet desparation and seized destiny by the throat.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg

It was only as Peter had got fully settled into the nearest possible convinience to solve his immediate diarrhoea problem that he realised he could not pull himself out. He realised this one and a half seconds after realising he had omitted to remove his pants.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg

Though he could not check for himself, he was sure in this predicament that everyone could see he was wearing black woolly stockings under his suit trousers.

[matthyaouw]

OK. "The Man Who Loved Cat Fishing" had run it's course. Try this:
http://www.yikers.com/pictures/1159/yikers_tree_dong1.jpg
Am I the only one who can't see this pic?

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg

As illustrated, the dress code for a human dust bin lid is business-smart.

[El Hombre Invisible]

Am I the only one who can't see this pic?
No, I can't see Zoob's stuff either. Might wanna upload it again, zoobie!

[matthyaouw]

I've figured out if you right click, go to properties and copy the URL into your browser it displays.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg

Stan thought he'd found a hole in the homeless market. Other tramps thought they'd found a hole in the homeless market too: an A55 hole named Stan.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg

Ralph couldn't see the tree for its wood.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg

The idea of roughing it for a long weekend in a wood cabin in the middle of nowhere sounded great at the time, but now the bridge was out, the car was dead, there was a crazy woman locked in the cellar, night was falling and, worst of all, Ralph had seen The Evil Dead.

[zoobyshoe]

I've figured out if you right click, go to properties and copy the URL into your browser it displays.
Sorry, I had no idea there was any problem. I can see them and the little window that says "Warning: you may be making an *** of yourself by posting images no one else can see." didn't appear.

[zoobyshoe]

No, I can't see Zoob's stuff either. Might wanna upload it again, zoobie!
Can you see them now?

[matthyaouw]

Yup, thanks.

[tribdog]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

In the email she had told him he made love like carp, It wasn't til after he went to see for himself that he realized it may have been a typo.

[tribdog]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg
I think that tree just sapped on me.

or

Hmmm, I thought Sequoia was a hard wood.

[Danger]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/tree.jpg
Woody impressed the fur trees immensely until they realized that he had no nuts.

[Artman]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg
As Julie looked at the picture of her ex-boyfriend standing in the woods, she couldn't help but be reminded of the good times they shared.

Then she remember what a jerk he was and thought, "Look at that, a picture of two huge *****s."

[Artman]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg
"Humm," Bruce thought, as he gazed up at the huge appendage, "Now if I could only find a huge rubber tree..."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg

Oh, I get it! It looks like a huge lace curtain!

[Artman]

Oh, I get it! It looks like a huge lace curtain!
Nothing to compare it to? :tongue:

[El Hombre Invisible]

Nothing to compare it to? :tongue:
Yes, a huge lace curtain made of wood.

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/4195/ahugecock8nd.jpg

[Artman]

Yes, a huge cock made of wood.
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/4195/ahugecock8nd.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh my gosh! You do have something to compare it to! By the way, I think it is getting ready to smack the penguin.

[El Hombre Invisible]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh my gosh! You do have something to compare it to! By the way, I think it is getting ready to smack the penguin.
Ha ha! I've had that game open since lunch (bout 5 hours ago) and I still can't beat 322.9.

[Artman]

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/4195/ahugecock8nd.jpg
You've got to get a lot of wood to make a cock stand up like that.

[Moonbear]

Okay guys, careful on the language choices here. :rolleyes: (Though, as I keep editing in "lace curtains" just because it makes me laugh to do that instead of choosing a more appropriate word or leaving a blank, it suddenly occurred to me why Evo kept asking for those lace curtains with the new skin! :bugeye: :rofl:)

[zoobyshoe]

OK. Guess we have to go back to the cute, innocuous, cuddly animal pictures:

http://www.alljunk.dk/pics/cat%20in%20pants.jpg

[tribdog]

more absorbent than toilet paper, and unlike towels it's self cleaning.

or

How do you keep your balls warm?

[tribdog]

http://www.alljunk.dk/pics/cat%20in%20pants.jpg
The Sphynxter

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
Seeing Henry on the bike, Captain Wilson flashed back to his close encounter. Talking into his coffee as his wife gaped in confusion he said "Denver, this is United 77293. Do you show traffic in front of me??? Denver? ...my God...it's massive...the physics...impossible!!!"

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg

The bike had been a lot taller at the start of the trip.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
Ralph vainly applied the brakes miles back, but it was not until both tires went flat and the motor rested firmly on the ground that the cycle slid to a grinding halt.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
Weeble Kanevil sat gunning his engine as he eyed up the three cars he was planning to jump...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.alljunk.dk/pics/cat%20in%20pants.jpg

Cat droppings

or

No wonder I thought I had an accident

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
When he stopped moving, Ralph discovered that the cycle tires were not going flat, as he suspected, but that the cycle was being swallowed by his immense butt.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
This guy would need a lot wider rear view mirror to view the rear we're viewing.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
"No case is on record of a variable being ceasing to be variable under cultivation. Our oldest cultivated plants, such as wheat, still often yield new varieties: our oldest domesticated animals are still capable of rapid improvement or modification." --Charles Darwin, Origin of Species, Chapter 1 "Variation Under Domestication" Yet even this could not explain how Ralph's butt had sprouted wheels.

[DocToxyn]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg

Bumpersticker reads: "I ate your honor role student"

[DocToxyn]

http://www.afunworld.com/content/20051207/pictures/1/ani114.jpg
Spike's experimentation with sniffing glue backfired in so many ways.

[tribdog]

http://www.afunworld.com/content/20051207/pictures/1/ani114.jpg

MMark! Mark!

[Danger]

http://www.alljunk.dk/pics/cat%20in%20pants.jpg
Damn! My merkin slipped again. :grumpy:

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg

Opposites Attract....

[Moonbear]

Bumpersticker reads: "I ate your honor role student"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Better put a warning on that one before Evo ruins another keyboard! :rofl: (I hate those stupid, "My kid is a dweeb, and I'm one of those annoying parents who has to tell everyone," bumper stickers.)

[Moonbear]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg
Astronuc in his younger, more rebellious years.

[Moonbear]

http://www.afunworld.com/content/20051207/pictures/1/ani114.jpg
Lan kiz an leer sthupib belub bubba.

(Translation: Damn kids and their stupid peanut butter.)

[hypnagogue]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg
Astronuc in his younger, more rebellious years, alongside his longtime aborigine pal.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg
One is a dignified Englishman with a charming speech impediment and something to hide.
The other is a wanton savage with a heart of gold.
And this summer, they're coming together...
To run a daycare!

Starring Russell Crowe, Drew Barrymore, and Haley Joel Osment
And introducing Magwonke Q'rikimbe
in a zany Ron Howard romp

Kindergarten Kannibal
rated PG

[zoobyshoe]

Kindergarten Kannibal
rated PG
"I've always wanted to write and illustrate a children's book."

-H. Lecter

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg


Seen here in the menu photo next to the Chief, Marvin only realized the meaning of "longpig" at the last moment.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg

Herb was never so embarrassed in his life than the time his kid brother, Al showed up at the "Dress Like A New Guinea Chieftan Party" in a full tux.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.shirt66.de/images/shots/hotshot-91.jpg
Mugging for the camera, Tribdog was none the wiser as El Homre Invisible quietly entered the vehicle.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
The twins thought they would surely drown until their hitherto useless friend demonstrated her capacity for floatation.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00021/00021970.jpg
I got access restrictions trying to view that one. Might wanna download it and re-upload it?

[zoobyshoe]

I got access restrictions trying to view that one. Might wanna download it and re-upload it?
Nah. I'll just delete it and look for something else.

Here's one:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg

[tribdog]

Nah. I'll just delete it and look for something else.

Here's one:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
What'll we do tonight? the same thing we do everynight. Try to take over the world.

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Quick, grab onto me and my floatation devices will get us safely into shore!

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
The twins thought they would surely drown until their hitherto useless friend demonstrated her capacity for floatation.Guess I should have read further before posting mine. :rofl: They say great minds think alike, and apparently, so do ours.

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Delsanto Industries demonstrating their amazing "One-Size-Fits-All" Bikini...
Here we have Petite, Buxum, and Oh-My-God-I-Can't-Believe-It!

[DocToxyn]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Delsanto Industries demonstrating their amazing "One-Size-Fits-All" Bikini...
Here we have Petite, Buxum, and Oh-My-God-I-Can't-Believe-It!
In a related story, Mammodyne Systems, a subsidiary of Delsanto Industries, issued a massive recall of their product line in response to complaints of sudden hyperosmotic implant expansion which occurred following exposure of their breat augmentation devices to saltwater. Curiously no men were found to have filed complaints.

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
PF sisterhood beach outing?:tongue2: :!!) :tongue2: :!!)

[Artman]

In a related story, Mammodyne Systems, a subsidiary of Delsanto Industries, issued a massive recall of their product line in response to complaints of sudden hyperosmotic implant expansion which occurred following exposure of their breat augmentation devices to saltwater. Curiously no men were found to have filed complaints.In fact, sales requests for the product line (amongst other things) are up.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

Funny thing was, no-one ever noticed that Olga wore glasses. Ever.

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Quoting Ellen from a Seinfeld episode: "Fake... fake... fake. Fake-fake-fake."

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
When the three of them were together, Olga's friends were never sure if they should be offended or not when someone said, "Look at that girl with those huge boobs."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

"Mummy, is that woman pregnant with twins?"

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

"I wanted to ask you something" said the girl on the left to Olga, after the shutter was snapped, "Ya know how there are those really, really nice people who like...um...donate a kidney to someone else..."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

Dr Moreau eventually got one right with his human-camel hybrid.

[___]

http://www.letsjoy.com/fun/funnypics/fun%20pic%2015.jpg
http://www.southcoasthumane.com/funny/funny5_l.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Dr Moreau eventually got one right with his human-camel hybrid....After all those attempts where the humps were on the back."

[Artman]

http://www.letsjoy.com/fun/funnypics/fun%20pic%2015.jpg
http://www.southcoasthumane.com/funny/funny5_l.jpg
Wow, shots of the wedding and the wedding night!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

Her boyfriend desparately wanted a picture of Olga on her own, but by the time he framed his shot yet two more women had fallen victim to Olga's gravitational field.

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.letsjoy.com/fun/funnypics/fun%20pic%2015.jpg
If only they too had a clue.

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.southcoasthumane.com/funny/funny5_l.jpg
We get so giggly when we imitate humans!

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
The two twins on Olga's either side had been separated at birth. The one on the left had stayed on the East Coast while the one on the right had been adopted by Olga's parents in California. This controlled study provided a rare glimpse into the social construction of their bodies, their selves.

[___]

http://63.225.133.62/thejokepost/clean-pictures/012002/Your%20Funny.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://www.letsjoy.com/fun/funnypics/fun%20pic%2015.jpg
The look in her eyes says "As soon has he puts that camera down, we f**king kill him for this..."

[zoobyshoe]

http://63.225.133.62/thejokepost/clean-pictures/012002/Your%20Funny.jpg

"When I was your age" Great Grampa Shoe said to the audience of young zoobies, "I didn't believe all that talk about short, hairless, small footed creatures either. But believe me, they're REAL."

[___]

http://63.225.133.62/thejokepost/clean-pictures/012002/Your%20Funny.jpg

i like its smile so much.:!!) :biggrin: :blushing:

[zoobyshoe]

i like its smile so much.:!!) :biggrin: :blushing:
Very similar to Ted Kennedy.

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_road2.jpg


Lift that shovel

[Galileo]

Very similar to Ted Kennedy.
It actually reminded me of Nelson Mandela.

[matthyaouw]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_road2.jpg
After the lead protester against the new airport terminal had been 'taken care of', the executives added insult to injury as they buried the body under the ceremonial first foundation stone of the new building.

[Danger]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
You might be a lousy cook, honey, but at least I never have trouble finding your love button.

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_road2.jpg
Determined to stop the expansion of the local airport, execs of Earth Rules, Inc., are seen as they plant a row of cypress trees along the main runway. (Scene from I ❤ Huckabees, only with more people).

[petereverett]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg

Ball and Chain

[EnumaElish]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg
White collar crime means white collar prison uniform.

[zoobyshoe]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
As mainstream science and crackpots alike gaped on in wonder, Harvey T. Johnson's out-of-the-box thinking lead to a completely unexpected source of energy.

[___]

http://filecabi.net/video/monkeyvssnake.html
a snake is eating a monkey
http://filecabi.net/video/man_vs_chimps.html
human island safe chimp island-------->NOT SAFE, hey i warned you.......
http://filecabi.net/video/vbheliboat.html
idiots loose a million dollar helicoper

[EnumaElish]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg
Don't do the crime if you can't do the tie.

[Danger]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Much to his chagrin, the DA was forced to release Harvey after discovering that there is in fact no specific law against raping a vehicle.

or

Harvey, through his total misunderstanding of the syphon effect, was charged not only with attempted theft of gasoline, but also indecent exposure.

[zoobyshoe]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg

Joe's wife never suspected how right she was when she complained "You love that car more than you love me!"

[EnumaElish]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Very early on a Saturday morning you could hear Joe humming to himself an old song (http://www.all-lyrics.us/Queen/Queen-Rocks/I_m-in-Love-With-My-Car) that he used to listen to that had deeply impressed and never quite left him.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg

People didn't block old Merv's driveway more than once.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg

Derek didn't see the point in his alcoholic grandfather's existence, until one day he ran out of gas.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg

'"Insert hose in tank." Well, I don't see how it will help, but I'll go with it.'

Old Marv's first time in a garage forecourt was not going well.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg

EDS Ltd had an excellent people retention record.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Something about us just clicked.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Look, make up your mind; are you one of the three blind mice, or Humpty Dumpty?

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_road2.jpg
The prison reform work release program still has a few minor details, such as job appropriate clothing, to work out, but all-in-all inmate moral seems high.

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
When Marv gets pissed, everyone gets pissed.

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
What Marv failed to notice, is that the owner of the car had just started the engine and was preparing to drive away...

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Marv's wife had grown tired of Marv's ongoing feud with his neighbors. The final straw came when Marv got so drunk that he thought he was pissing in his neighbor's gas tank, but it was really his own!

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
"Wait a minute!" Marv yelled back to the driver of the pickup, "I'm just about to top off this car, then it's your turn."

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Marv had heard the local kids use the phrase, "Metal Head" and he just had to see for himself...

[matthyaouw]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Marv's wife had grown tired of Marv's ongoing feud with his neighbors. The final straw came when Marv got so drunk that he thought he was pissing in his neighbor's gas tank, but it was really his own!

Worse still came when he lit his victory cigarrete before zipping up.

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
After the bizzarre cold snap, Marv stood amused that wet skin did indeed freeze right to cold metal, but that amusement would soon turn to horror as Marv heard the engine of the car start...

[EnumaElish]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
To his disappointment, Mr. Marbles discovered that virtual sex felt different from and not quite as satisfying as the real thing.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.randomfunnypictures.com/funny_pictures/1183.jpg

[EnumaElish]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
"I can swear I saw somebody walking into this door with feet looking exactly like mom," cried Ally before he was forcibly removed and detained for a short while before being returned to the swamp.

"Kids, we're going shopping for a Christmas tree!" yelled Ally, and felt a warm pleasure when the kids screamed in delight. The family had grown comfortable in the suburban home that they had recently moved in, after the owners had left for Oklahoma to escape hurricane Katrina's floods.

"Hey, can't you see it's drugged? It's a fix!" protested Ally as he watched Fred "King" Koenng pin down an alligator in less than 2 minutes 32 seconds, which was the former Guiness world record. Ally watched the cable broadcast through the glass paneled front door of a suburban household.

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
"No," said 'Big' Marv, "Your gauge is correct, the tank is almost empty."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg

They looked nothing alike, and yet mentally flies and alligators were remarkably similar.

[tribdog]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
Hey! buy my insurance!!
Geiko, 20 years from now

[Artman]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
Got - to - get - to - my - Lubriderm!

[Artman]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
<Who's there?>

Pizza.

<Who?>

Mail.

<Who?>

UPS.

<Who?>

Landshark.

<Who?>

Alligator

[Danger]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
My last girlfriend was cordless; now this is some tail!

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Oooh yes, that's it. <click>
Now a little to the left. Ummmm <click> Oh yeah.
More to the right. No, more, more! <click>...
Yes, yes, yes!

There, now I'm all registered at PF!

[Ivan Seeking]

You're killing me Artman! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The untold story.
We learn the meaning of 45 Hex

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Hey get off up there! I'm a guy! I'm not one of those ball-less mice!

[Moonbear]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Oooh yes, that's it. <click>
Now a little to the left. Ummmm <click> Oh yeah.
More to the right. No, more, more! <click>...
Yes, yes, yes!
There, now I'm all registered at PF!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's a great one!

[zanazzi78]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Oooh yes, that's it. <click>
Now a little to the left. Ummmm <click> Oh yeah.
More to the right. No, more, more! <click>...
Yes, yes, yes!
There, now I'm all registered at PF!

Artman you were robbed.

Danger give him your badge.

[Artman]

Artman you were robbed.
Danger give him your badge.Thanks zanazzi78, Moonbear and Ivan. I like the ones that help people see that PF is better than sex. :uhh: Almost. :biggrin:

Danger deserves the badge, he's a super funny guy.

[Artman]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
Hey! Help! Got something stuck in the door here! You will not believe what I've got stuck in the door here!

[EnumaElish]

Hey! Help! Got something stuck in the door here! You will not believe what I've got stuck in the door here!Good one, Artman!

[Ivan Seeking]

Danger deserves the badge, he's a super funny guy.

But looks are only skin deep!!! :biggrin:

You both keep us smiling.

[zoobyshoe]

Hmmm. Why are people ignoring the kitty at gunpoint? Is it not showing up?

[Ivan Seeking]

Hmmm. Why are people ignoring the kitty at gunpoint? Is it not showing up?

I can see it... Sometimes they get missed for awhile. The really cute ones are often tough. In fact I was accused of nearly killing the thread with cute kitties. :biggrin:

[EnumaElish]

Hmmm. Why are people ignoring the kitty at gunpoint? Is it not showing up?I haven't seen a kitty at a gunpoint. But blaming the absence of funny captions on the alleged absence of that picture would be like blaming gun violence on the availability of guns. Come on, zooby, have some sense!

[Danger]

Not only can I not see it, but I've gone back 5 pages and can't even find a post where it might be. :confused:
I also can't see DocToxyn's, but at least it has a little red 'x' in it.

[zoobyshoe]

Not only can I not see it, but I've gone back 5 pages and can't even find a post where it might be. :confused:
I also can't see DocToxyn's, but at least it has a little red 'x' in it.
Post # 1331 back two pages.

[EnumaElish]

http://www.randomfunnypictures.com/funny_pictures/1183.jpg
Okay, kitty. You say you can't see the picture? Go back up two pages and find my post. Do it slowly, I have a jumpy finger. Found it, didja? Good. Now quote it. Yeah, put your shaky lil cursor on the button that says "Quote" on it, see? Now left click on the mouse. There ya go. Good kitty. In the reply window, do you see the image link between IMG markers? There, I am pointing to it with the gun. Copy it, nice and easy. Now open up a new browser window. I said slowly. Paste the link into the new browser's URL box. There's the picture, you see it now? Okay! Now go back to my post. Didn't the picture appear as if outta nowhere? I say, magic, or what? Now, kitty. Make yourself comfortable and then write a funny caption. Don't mind the gun, it's just my way of saying be careful. No pressure here, heh-heh.

[Evo]

http://www.randomfunnypictures.com/funny_pictures/1183.jpgI had to cut and paste it into my browser, that is so precious. :!!)

[Moonbear]

Post # 1331 back two pages.
It shows up as a broken link, and when I paste it into my browser, I get an error 404. Must not be on a stable site. :frown:

[Danger]

Enuma's trick worked for me (but not with Doc's post). Why I missed the post before is that I'm not quite used to the scroll wheel on this work mouse. I shot right past it without realizing that it was tucked in among the 'gators.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

True to the acting method, de Niro tried hard to picture indeed what effect said firearm would have on said quadruped, but after 152 takes of Travis Bickle bursting out laughing, Scorsese was forced to explain his dialogue a little more clearly.

Like anyone is going to get that. :frown:

[Artman]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
I've got one that I really shouldn't use, but let's just say it involves the word "spreading." :tongue2:

or

The police finally captured the notorious cat burgular.

[Artman]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
As the unsuspecting gunman moved closer, Fluffy slowly began to position himself in the "Crane Stance."

[matthyaouw]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
The covenience store's anti-armed-robbery device worked like a charm. Every time a hold up was in progress, the cat would react as above, and as the gunman fell about laughing, he would be cracked in the base of the skull with a bat.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
"So, what the hell were you thinking?" said Herman after cornering the intruder, "Did you think you'd get away with cat-burglary just cause you're a real cat?"

[Artman]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
Headline:
"Neighbors Saw Pussy Shot In Window."

[matthyaouw]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
"FREEZE MOTHERF**KER!"
The same every night.... [bump], "S**t yo, someone's downstairs. Go check that out ma man!" The bodyguards to gangland's most wanted man really did wonder why he let his girlfriend get a cat.

[Artman]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
As fluffy's life passed before his eyes, he realized, "Gee my life was short, but I got to spend an awful lot of time licking myself."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

A moment later... the intruder was disarmed, confused, his face was covered with deep scratches, and his shoe laces were untied.

[motai]

http://photoshopcontest.com/images/fullsize/8092858068cb2879eaf81ca43e5041d354e878ec44626.jpg

[motai]

http://photoshopcontest.com/images/fullsize/78133271b288a0a7ad7ca1613dbea90c7613f27813592.jpg

[JamesU]

doesn't show up. here: -- edit, I can see it now :confused:

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/7948/80640.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/7948/80640.jpg
In this modern day recreation based on newly discovered manuscripts, Roman Scholar Hans Mueller demonstrates that Roman Chariot racing was not as dangerous as previously assumed.

[Moonbear]

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/7948/80640.jpg
It seemed like a great idea until they told me what they used to fill the airbag.

[ranger]

In this modern day recreation based on newly discovered manuscripts, Roman Scholar Hans Mueller demonstrates that Roman Chariot racing was not as dangerous as previously assumed.


Nice one :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Danger]

Nice one :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I second that. By the way, that's a cool new avatar you've got there Ranger.

[ranger]

I second that. By the way, that's a cool new avatar you've got there Ranger.


Thanks. I decided to change it. The old one was kind of creepy. But I didnt go with the bunny rabbit idea that Evo suggested :biggrin:

[Danger]

Wise choice. We leave stuff like that to Arildno.

[Artman]

A moment later... the intruder was disarmed, confused, his face was covered with deep scratches, and his shoe laces were untied. Love the last line.:biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

It seemed like a great idea until they told me what they used to fill the airbag.

You know... looking at the mechanics of the event, that might work! Why was I thinking sodium azide and potassium nitrate...?

[matthyaouw]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mmmicingsmall.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Hey baby, I've erected a memorial befitting the father of our country.

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg

What's your point?

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
After his arrest for indecent exposure, pornstar Pointy DeLong claimed the sight of the camera made him forget he was not at work.

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
For some reason the caber toss never caught on in the Americas.

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
David Copperfield's latest trick revealed. Vanishing the Washington Monument. The secret: oversize pockets and misdirection

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Before Viagra or Cyalis there was Concretia. It worked, but there were some side effects.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Hundreds of visitors climb to the top every day.

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Just go ahead and put it anywhere.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
The view, for many, is breathtaking. Others get choked up at its size. The faint should not attempt to ascend to its dizzying height, but may watch as others mount the edifice.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
The view, for many, is breathtaking. Others get choked up at its size. The faint should not attempt to ascend to its dizzying height, but may watch as others mount the edifice....Or those with weak knees can ride up and down.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Getting in can be difficult, but once inside you can ride up and down all day.

[Astronuc]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
After too many beers and too many episodes of "My Mother, The Car". :biggrin:

And they say that TV doesn't influence anyone. :rolleyes:

[Astronuc]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
British Coast Guard reports a major 'Amphibious Assault'

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Wanda Fisher, center, attributes her capability to stay underwater for extremely long periods of time to "having very big lungs."

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
After too many beers and too many episodes of "My Mother, The Car". :biggrin:
And they say that TV doesn't influence anyone. :rolleyes:
A neighboring horse ws overheard to say, "Thank God he doesn't watch Mr Ed."

[Astronuc]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
"You are such a beautiful door. I have never met a door like you before. You are so different from all the other doors I have ever known. Come back to the swamp with me. I'll respect you in the morning."

[-Job-]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

I told you not to masturbate Timmy, now your cat is going to get it, you can add this to your bible... you mess down there you mess with me.

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
And people wonder why Floridians want guns?

[-Job-]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg

Hello ma'am, can i interest you in some fine leather?

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
I told you, Washington's been screwing us for years.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg

[Mk]

How bout this one, a nuclear reactor with 4% enriched, pin-type fuel consisting of UO2 pellets in zircaloy cladding:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg

Nice shoes.

[hypnagogue]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Monsignor Bonzobo listens with intent horror to the distinctive tick-tock ticking within the ear of His Leaden Madness Constable Chamberlain III.

[hypnagogue]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
Nice shoes. Wanna fluctuate the capacitor?

[Lisa!]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg


We're going to beat humans by my IQ and your Beauty, hun!

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
The idea of a vertical bowling alley was very intriquing to Tim, oh and he liked the rental shoes.

[Artman]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Oh Mon Sherrie, I love you, Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. I adore you, mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm. I am crazy about you, mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

Le' meaw, le' purrrr, le' rowroroe.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg

Check it out: When I pee, it flashes when it hits the core.

[tribdog]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Banjo's death proved three things apes understand English and apes don't appreciate homonyms and cats can be strummed to death.

[tribdog]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
Bob's designer safety shoes offered complete protection from the intense radiation coming from the core. Unfortunately, while his feet stayed cool and dry and looking great the rest of him was reduced to a thick black cloud of smoke.

[edward]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg

You and me against the world la la la la la

[edward]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg

New From Mattell: Some assembly required

[Moonbear]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Okay, listen up cat...hand over the catnip or you're not going to need to visit the vet afterall.

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
If it wasn't for the fact that Tim wore such sexy shoes that he watched himself walk, he never would have noticed that the floor simply ended!

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
Deep in the heart of the Omega 13...


Galaxy Quest reference

[Gokul43201]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Did you want to catch a flight ?

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
The airport is right next to Brokeback Beach.

[matthyaouw]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
People laughed at terrence when he set up his beachside eardrum replacement clinic, but after the new runway opened, business was booming.

[matthyaouw]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
It had become a popular game among the lads to tie one end of a long string round a sleeping sunbather's bikini and then try to lassoo the landing gear with the other.

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
The powerful roar of the thrusting engines and the smooth tubular shape of the aircraft just made Bruce want to reach right up and grab one as it went past.

[hypnagogue]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Marko yearned to be the center of attention, especially on the glamorous beach. First he tried walking a dog, then he supplemented that by wearing speedos. But people just didn't seem to notice or care-- until he started wearing his funny foam airliner hat, that is.

[jimmy p]

John got back into his car, upset that for once his horrible taste in Hawaiian shirts wasn't the centre of attention.

[Danger]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
The collaboration between the hotel chain and the airline to keep the beach litter-free was a huge success. The Coast Guard, however, was not amused at having to retrieve over 100 sunbathers from international waters.

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Full flaps dammit! That's a beach!

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Get us back up! That's not a topless woman, it's a guy in a speedo!

[jimmy p]

Damn, I don't know how to get that picture onto my post.

Oh well, here goes

"No-one wanted THAT seagull crapping on their car!"

[Ivan Seeking]

Damn, I don't know how to get that picture onto my post.

Just quote the original post containing the pic.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg

There is nothing like the golden glow of a jet fuel tan.

Hal came up a little short on his landing but managed to implement the "skip and hop maneuver"; to avoid messing up the windshield with sun bathers.

With a plane landing every minute, every day at our beach is an adventure.

The first airport for blind pilots opened today.

Bob:I thought you turned on the auto-landing system.
Jerry: I thought you did.

[jimmy p]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg


AON's subliminal messaging was taking a turn for the worse

Suddenly all the men on the beach were too aware that they were wearing speedo's

"Hey everyone looks like ants from here"
"They are ants"

(thanks Ivan)

[tribdog]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
AON's subliminal messaging was taking a turn for the worse


Pilot: Well I saw jimmy p standing there in his speedo so I brought the plane down and yelled "AOM you idiot, not AON it's AOM."

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Tim was on his way to work wearing his best suit when suddenly a plane landed next to him, making it glaringly obvious that he was also wearing his wife's underwear.

[woodsy2k]

"New world record in Human cloning experiments... Now we can grow a plane on a human head."

[jimmy p]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg

The photographer couldn't understand why no-one would smile for the camera

[Orefa]

Gravity started to get the upper hand when Transcendental Meditation Airlines flight 101 prematurely ran out of "AOM".

[Orefa]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg

This blind date was not a good idea.

[Artman]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
The other apes were scratching themselves, tossing poo and food at the cage, just generally acting up, but Emily just sat calmly stroking her pussy.

[tribdog]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Banjo had almost managed to pull his life together. He had a job and a family the only problem left to deal with was the catnip addiction. But it was always there, dragging him down. like a um. a um (don't make me spell this one out please)

[tribdog]

monkey on his back

[SOS2008]

Those last two by Artman and tribdog...I laughed so hard I'm sure it will feel like a did too many sit-ups when I wake up in the morning. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
As Bruce stood on the wall in his favorite speedo, he thought, I just love it when the huge jets come zooming by and blow me.

[EnumaElish]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
Meet Fred, undercover kitten. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060208/ap_on_fe_st/undercover_kitten) Or, life imitates art.

[jimmy p]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

That was the last time Tiddles peed on the rug.

[hypnagogue]

Prospective cover for reprint of popular children's book Sherlock the Cat nips Monkey Moriarty.

[jimmysnyder]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

Don't try anything cute.

[tribdog]

Don't try anything cute.
lol good one.

[Loren Booda]

That's as good as they come, Jimmy.

[Loren Booda]

How does one reproduce the (kitty) image for one's own post?

[JamesU]

quote the post with the image, or put the url of the image between [img ] and [/img ] tags (without the spaces in the tags)

[Loren Booda]

How do I quote less than 10 words? I keep getting an "error" message.

[Loren Booda]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

Don't look behind you, but it's the litter box for you, ya dirty rat!

[Loren Booda]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
The fellows felt fairly flaccid facing the flying phallus.

[Loren Booda]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
I see...a stick...no, a club...yes...what the heck would make you think of a club?

[Loren Booda]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
I thought these went out of vogue in the 80's! Am I supposed to guess where to torch it up?

I stand upon the platform, I must give you the news; I say, you must be joking, son, where did you get those shoes?

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.mentalwanderings.com/paseos/images/strangeplants.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://static.flickr.com/8/10768425_d66d5bf300_m.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.earthstores.com/UFOSRUS/images/natanyamelivy.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.mentalwanderings.com/paseos/images/strangeplants.jpg

The back yard next to the skydiving school.

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/rockhard.jpg

[jhe1984]

Both a rock and a hard place.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.mentalwanderings.com/paseos/images/strangeplants.jpg
Memento morons

[Loren Booda]

http://static.flickr.com/8/10768425_d66d5bf300_m.jpg
I've found the Green spot! My orchid's sure going to perk up when I graft him here.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.earthstores.com/UFOSRUS/images/natanyamelivy.jpg
So, kids, I think you've had enough of my Presence album.

[tribdog]

wow, abstract. but I gotcha

[Loren Booda]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/rockhard.jpg
This petrified crocodilian was buried in mid-yawn.

tribdog, I'm still learning from you practiced voyeurs.

[tribdog]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/rockhard.jpg
According to Yellowstone park rangers, while not at regular as Ol' Faithful, When Ol' Fellatio erupted it was quite the event.

[jimmysnyder]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Is that the Washington Monument in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

[jimmy p]

http://www.mentalwanderings.com/paseos/images/strangeplants.jpg

The necromancer thought he would practice in the scarecrow's graveyard.

[jhe1984]

http://www.mediaupload.net/images/2006/Feb/19/FsipiCbuwNEthb.jpg (http://www.mediaupload.net/img.php?id=350483)



Less-than-happy Meal.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.mediaupload.net/images/2006/Feb/19/FsipiCbuwNEthb.jpg (http://www.mediaupload.net/img.php?id=350483)

McYoga training starts today!

This picture shows the assault and theft of Ronald's highly prized shoes.

[zoobyshoe]

http://static.flickr.com/8/10768425_d66d5bf300_m.jpg
"...finally, though, after months of vigilance, some clear surveillance tape was obtained, and The Random Plant Molester was caught"

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.earthstores.com/UFOSRUS/images/natanyamelivy.jpg
As the soroity sisters giggled and waited for her answer, Marsha felt a sinking feeling. She'd gotten "human", "dog", and even "whale" with ease, but question #4 of the "Name That Phallus" competition was going to defeat her.

[SOS2008]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg

Project NUTS is the latest NSA effort to listen in on secret park-bench conversations with overseas terrorists. The squirrel seen here is quite alive; and fluent in seven languages.

[jhe1984]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg

The weather vane industry's first attempt at recycling.

[Loren Booda]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg
Out of sentimentality, the class of '25 decided never to retire its beloved mascot, Puck.

[zoobyshoe]

Out of sentimentality, the class of '25 decided never to retire its beloved mascot, Puck.
Hehehehe. Good one, Loren!

[tribdog]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg

They told him not to stick his tongue on the pole or it would freeze there, and he listened. Sort of.

[jimmy p]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg


Davey Crockett's bollard attracted tourists all year round.

[SOS2008]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

The new wetsuit design was tested for leaks with a bowl of chili.

[jimmy p]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

The new member of Slipknot only lasted a few days.

[Loren Booda]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

Gordon swore off minstrel shows after a dressing-down worse than tar and feathers.

[Loren Booda]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

While avoiding the bends, the suit none the less took more time to remove than decompression in the hyperbaric chamber.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

Batman has really let himself go.

What really happened to Darrin Stephens.

Never over-feed a leech.

[Moonbear]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

Honey, be honest, does this outfit make me look fat?

[tribdog]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

Afro the Snowman

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
Sheila watched fascinated as the reptilian voyeur rubbed his croc.

[0TheSwerve0]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg

[tribdog]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg
Top: She loves me
Bottom: She loves me not

[zoobyshoe]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg
The FBI has released these photographs to alert the public to the shapeshifting Japanese ninja twins who, while not particularly dangerous, and who have committed no crimes, have been confusing the hell out of people on the U.S. west coast.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg

You da man

No, you da man

[SOS2008]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5584/fatrodent1vf.jpg

[matthyaouw]

Wow, What is that and where can I get one?

[Loren Booda]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5584/fatrodent1vf.jpg
Onara will be the first gerbil to wrestle sumo, once he is able to avoid dragging his gonads.

[Loren Booda]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg
Asian men might sometimes lose face, but they are inscrutable nonetheless.

[SOS2008]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8145/smallcar24oj.jpg

[jimmysnyder]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8145/smallcar24oj.jpg
0 to .9c in 5.6 seconds.

[Artman]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8145/smallcar24oj.jpg
This is supposed to represent his penis????

[Artman]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5584/fatrodent1vf.jpg
Jobba the rodent

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg
AFP/JIJI PRESS - Tue Mar 14, 12:34 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060314/photos_od_afp/24829c1bbf86371bc4af9b38544d82ec;_ylt=AmNljselGxcq KjaxTtiBH3H2_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-

[Moonbear]

0 to .9c in 5.6 seconds.
:rofl: That's the same thing I thought when I saw that picture. I must be hanging around here too much! :rofl:

[Moonbear]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5584/fatrodent1vf.jpg
And they keep saying lettuce is diet food. :rolleyes:

[jimmysnyder]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg

You're leaving me for a robot?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg

When it dawned on Klatu that he had abducted a manikin and not a human, not only did he feel really silly, but this pretty much ended his plans for the first robot revolt.

[JamesU]

oo...101 pages. This is becoming the new TKC.

[DocToxyn]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[DocToxyn]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[Danger]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
I wish I was old enough to appreciate those.

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
That reminds me, I sure would like a ballon and a milkshake.

[matthyaouw]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

But mummy, I wanted balloons like the lady has!

[Artman]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg
AFP/JIJI PRESS - Tue Mar 14, 12:34 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060314/photos_od_afp/24829c1bbf86371bc4af9b38544d82ec;_ylt=AmNljselGxcq KjaxTtiBH3H2_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-
The obsession with safe sex had become so extreme in some areas of the orient, that men would have to don entire suits of plastic before sex.

[Artman]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg
AFP/JIJI PRESS - Tue Mar 14, 12:34 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060314/photos_od_afp/24829c1bbf86371bc4af9b38544d82ec;_ylt=AmNljselGxcq KjaxTtiBH3H2_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-
This couple felt the robotic form of artificial insemination would be slightly less clinical and yet maintain a sense of scientific legitimacy...Until the robot was overheard to say, "Yeah baby, who's your daddy now."

[Artman]

But mummy, I wanted balloons like the lady has!
So do I!!!!

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Jiggles the party clown was arrested at a child's birthday party today when he grabbed the wrong two balloons and attempted to twist them into the shape of a horse.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Everyone knew something was very wrong with Jimmie when he announced his life goal was to be the first person to literally have his head up his ***, but he just giggled and showed them all he'd already conquored the first big hurdle on the way to his dream.

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
But as his body froliced in the ocean and his head rested there in the sand, little Jimmie's glee would soon turn sour. It seems the convention Center's dog show had just ended and within minutes, 200 dogs would be running free on the beach!

[Hootenanny]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

After daddy had confiscated their football, David was determined to finish the game...

[DocToxyn]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Are those real ballons over his head or is that just what he's thinking?

[DocToxyn]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Gosh, that sure is a swell name tag she's got there.

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
When dad said he was planning the party this year, everyone thought it would be a bust...

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Hey dad! That is NOT Chucky Cheese and THOSE are NOT mouse ears.

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Lady, my dad says that he would like to help blow up your ballons. My mom says, if he does, he can go live in his car. Grownups are so silly.

[Loren Booda]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg
AFP/JIJI PRESS - Tue Mar 14, 12:34 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060314/photos_od_afp/24829c1bbf86371bc4af9b38544d82ec;_ylt=AmNljselGxcq KjaxTtiBH3H2_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-Steely Dan 2000 says "sayonara" to the whole damn auto-fertility study

[Loren Booda]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)Dad sure was eager to relieve mom of the birthday party drudgery. The heck with playing doctor. I'm one Hooter's hornithologist!

[Loren Booda]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)Once Jimmy lost his head, he was liable to moon passersby.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

I wonder if those are parabolas...

[Loren Booda]

Puss-catenaries!

[petereverett]

http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/animalsnature/ACF4523_a.jpg

One of these is not like the others.....

[jimmysnyder]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg
And the lucky winner is Kenichi Nakayama, no make that Kenichi Yamanaka!

[Artman]

http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/animalsnature/ACF4523_a.jpg
Yeah, I'm callin you guys yellow. What ya gonna do about it?

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg

[JamesU]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
My desk...:uhh:

[dduardo]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg

Finally, I can take the "Drive Keyboard Through Desk" post-it reminder off my monitor.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg

This error is known as "user memory overflow".

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
LAN shark.

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Even with all the post-it reminders of how-to perform essential computer procedures, John would occassionally still get frustrated.

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
**** DOS!

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
John had finally had it with his 386.

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Garbage in garbage out my ***!

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Shoot, it worked for the mouse, I just figured it would work for the keyboard.

[jimmysnyder]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Life at Microsoft QC. On a good day.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Marcel finally picked up on the gentle reminders to "think outside the box" written on the notes posted by his employer.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Sam had a critical misunderstanding of the term "keyboard driver."

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Survivorman Les Stroud demonstrates how, in an emergency, a common keyboard can be used in lieu of an axe or knife for chipping fire wood.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
After years of failed experiments, scientists finally succeed in creating a viable keyboard/termite genetic hybrid.

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
There, now that that keyboard is mostly out of the way, there is plenty of room for more post-its!

[sungod]

Oh, that a zero in the g_mu_nu tensor!
or
I think I hit a non-Euclidean bump!

(Sorry, I'm new here. I intended this to be for the crashed plane)

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
sungod's computer desk after he discovered he missed the crashed plane photo he intended.


Welcome sungod! (Just joking.) :biggrin:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
The tirade on yellow journalism, although choppy, was evidently breaking news.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg
I'm not sure what it was, but it sure gave a good ride.

[Artman]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg
Yippee-Ki-Ayy, git along little doggie...uhh... dinosaur...uhh... pig-lizard...uhh... whatever-the-heck you are.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg
Disneyland Below proved an eternal inferno of tedium

[Artman]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg
I don't know what it is. It started out as a wart on my butt.

[Artman]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg

The rumurs always said she'd ride anything...

[0TheSwerve0]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/niggacopy.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/niggacopy.jpgUgh!!! Fly back to Canada, you swan wannabes!

[Artman]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/niggacopy.jpg
Come on fellas! I might be yellow, but I'm not chicken!

[loseyourname]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg

"Not now, kid."

[0TheSwerve0]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg

The water boy.

[Loren Booda]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg

Who said you can't have your cake and eat it too?

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpgThat's a wrap.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg
His obsession had started with a sanitary toilet seat cover and ended with the mummification of Whiskers.

[Artman]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg
What began as a simple addiction to a few post-it notes and an occasional keyboard through the desktop ended in...

[Artman]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg
Packing to move can be such a hassle!

[Artman]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg
He covered his desktop with newspaper for a project one day. As he sat there, the word "Coward" facing him, he grew more and more disturbed. "Coward!" he screamed! "I'll show you who's not afraid of newspaper!" And so it began.

[Artman]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg
Mommy, how come these kangaroos are jumping up and down, but they're not going anywhere?

[Artman]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg
Three's a crowd kid.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/dog041906a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1412.html
http://www.coasttocoastam.com

[petereverett]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

Jim never COULD get the hang of Casual Friday...

[wolram]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg

some parts were left exposed in the paper house.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Otils042306a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1420.html
http://www.coasttocoastam.com

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Otils042306a.jpg
Then Victor realized his dog had designs on him

[Loren Booda]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

His foot fetish was the only thing between him and his existential angst.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

Being a Dr. Scholl's salesman door-to-door could be hell on the feet.

[wolram]

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You will never catch me useing a hankie.

[Artman]

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One of them is thinking, "Jeez your breath smells like dog poop."


I'm not sure which one is thinking that...

[El Hombre Invisible]

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Every day at quarter past seven, the darndest thing happened: Bob's footwear vanished!

How have you all been?

[matthyaouw]

Welcome back El Hombre!

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Ok, have I packed everything..? Toothbrush, check. Clean shirt, check. Shoes, Ch... Dammit!!!

[jimmysnyder]

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And this little piggie had none. Sigh, how I miss my wife at times like these.

[Artman]

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Hmmm, feet fingers are shorter than hand fingers.

[Artman]

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Shoeless Joe Jackson during his short lived career as a door to door saleman.

[Artman]

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...18, 19, 20...oh darn, I guess I'll have to take off my pants to count to 21.

[Loren Booda]

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On the road in New Orleans, our FEMA executive prepares for the evacuation of Hurricane Katrina.

[Artman]

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They take away my shoes because of the laces, yet they leave me my tie...And they call me crazy!

[Artman]

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By 7:17, I plan to be totally naked, except for the tie!

[Artman]

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Door-to-door shoe sales in JAPAN! What was I thinking!

[Echo 6 Sierra]

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UH-OH! UH-OH! Fifteen minutes to Wapner! Defnully-defnully...fifteen minutes to Wapner. 1021 boards....inna floor.