The caption competition thread.

[matthyaouw]

Find a good pic, and post it here for people to think up amusing captions for.
I'll start:

http://www.w-hillmer.de/Matterhorn-gleitschirm.JPG

[brewnog]

"I swear that wasn't there when I went to bed"

[matthyaouw]

"the foothills and the mountains"

[brewnog]

"Looks like the Preparation H hasn't started working yet"

[FredGarvin]

"Bob is trying the method of mental projection for his 'rising' problem."

[Echo 6 Sierra]

...so this is Heaven...

[hypatia]

Breaking news alert!!!!
The Yetti wear sneekers!

[BobG]

Paraglider's impression of the Matterhorn: "This is gonna hurt."

[Artman]

Find a good pic, and post it here for people to think up amusing captions for.
I'll start:

http://www.w-hillmer.de/Matterhorn-gleitschirm.JPGYeah, Him'llay-ya.

Or

I guess the size of the feet is a good indicator...

[brewnog]

"Who the hell has stolen my skis?"

[Danger]

"If I can't find that rip-cord right quick, this is gonna hurt."

or

"Don't push guys! I've changed my mind about this toboggan business!"

[brewnog]

"I caaaan seeeee myyy houssse frommm heeeere!"

[Dr.Brain]

"Let me sleep.."

[Artman]

Matterhorn! If this parachute doesn't open, I'll be Splatterhorn! :yuck:

[Artman]

Okay guys, I got the shot. You can pull me back up now. Guys you can...

Guys pull me up!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!





{poof}

[brewnog]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

[brewnog]

"I reckon we're gonna need a lot more dirt to bury this one, boys!"

[DocToxyn]

Hell of a place for my water to break.....

(Obviously for the first pic)

[BobG]

Photo 2:
"I told you a crash course for paratroopers wouldn't turn out the way you expected."

[z-component]

"Pilot error"

[Artman]

"Didn't I say DON'T ALL LOOK AT ONCE but there's a naked lady down there?!!"

[Artman]

Photo 2:

"Well, when Jimmy fell out of the plane while taking that picture of the Matterhorn between his feet, everyone went to help and the load shifted and..."

[matthyaouw]

"Said the pilot to the co-pilot: "Hold my beer and watch this!""

[Artman]

"Said the pilot to the co-pilot: "Hold my beer and watch this!""That's good. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[brewnog]

"Said the pilot to the co-pilot: "Hold my beer and watch this!""

Hah, did you say this was a competition? Me likes that one.



"Hey Danger, what d'ya think this lever does?"

[Adrian Baker]

"I told you not to let her drive the thing!"

[brewnog]

How about "full flaps, dammit! That's a tennis court!"

100% originality sponsored by brewnog

[FredGarvin]

"Brakes might be 'a bit sensitive' my arse!"

[brewnog]

The people in the picture are walking around, as if they're saying "I could have sworn it was round here somewhere!"

[JamesU]

"Pilot school, what not to do"

[False Prophet]

Oh wait, I think I found the problem: The blueprints actually say to build it horizontal to the ground.

[False Prophet]

Since this is a fresh page..
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/pages/17.htm

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/pages/17.htm

How do I insert the image; it won't show up.

[Artman]

Since this is a fresh page..
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/pages/17.htm

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/pages/17.htm

How do I insert the image; it won't show up.Danger, I'm not a sheep! I'm a deer! :biggrin:

[Averagesupernova]

First pic: "It appears my woody has turned into a rocky!"

Second pic:

Co-pilot: "Mind that ground."
Pilot: "What ground?"
!S P L A T!

[theCandyman]

Picture 2:"The shade is nice, but should we be standing under this?"

[Danger]

"Brakes might be 'a bit sensitive' my arse!"
:rofl: :rofl:

Pilot: "I could have sworn this thing had tricycle gear..."


For #32—Deer: "Please let the Immodium work..."

[Echo 6 Sierra]

NONONO! I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER YOU SAYING "PUT 'ER DOWN RIGHT HERE" WHEN YOU PUT THAT RED DOT ON THE MAP!

Gesundheit!

Jim always did say he'd rather eat dirt than eat his wifes Thanksgiving turkey again.

[SOS2008]

False Prophet's - Deer/Hunter Photo:

http://img145.echo.cx/img145/1830/deerhunter3xc.jpg

"Heh heh. Now that I've rubbed that musk with feces and urine on me, what deer could resist?"

[TheStatutoryApe]

"This guy wants to smell like dear does he?"

[SOS2008]

"This guy wants to smell like dear does he?"Yeh, he will soon have saved the time, money, and effort. :rofl:
Picture 2:"The shade is nice, but should we be standing under this?"Speaking of which...

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/6971/largethings1tree9yo.jpg

And you women think it's a joke when the guys say they'd enjoy the shade...

[TheStatutoryApe]

"I think I will name this tree after my mother-in-law."

[JamesU]

Deer hunter photo: "the present from above"

tree photo: "tree obesity: The problem in America"

[Danger]

Re: #40
"It started the same as any other wart, but it won't stop growing!"

[SOS2008]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg

"Mom, Mom -- you lick it and it makes everything really cool!!!"

[Danger]

Re: #44—DocToxyn: The Early Years

[SOS2008]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

Oh...I'm SO tired...I don't think I could walk another step...maybe I'll rest a bit... :zzz:

And you think you're over-worked?

[Rabid]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

And you think you're over-worked?

He won't be needing this anymore. Hmmm, I wonder what's in his wallet.

[Danger]

Re: #46— DocToxyn: The Future Years

:tongue:

[hypnagogue]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

Golly fellas, I TOLD ya we shouldn't play baseball near the airfield...!

[hypnagogue]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg


Budweiser: Breakfast of Champions

[JamesU]

if you split that pic in 2, you could get a before and after affect:

before: guy keeled over on the bench

after: other guy (see teeth)

[Dr.Brain]

"He stole my teeth"

[Dr.Brain]

"He stole my teeth"

[FredGarvin]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
"Push forward, go DOWN. Pull back, go UP. Damn it!"

[FredGarvin]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg
Budweiser Rejected Ad Campaign #67. Who needs those friggin' iguanas?

[wolram]

Golly fellas, I TOLD ya we shouldn't play baseball near the airfield...!
The first mechanical truffle hunter

[Artman]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg
Yep, I got my favorite type things right here. One hand on my good stuff, the other wrapped around a can a bud, and a guy bent over my bench..."Hey you, over there, squeal like a pig for me."

[honestrosewater]

http://www.smays.com/blog/blogimages/buttcrack400b.jpg

[Danger]

"Push forward, go DOWN. Pull back, go UP. Damn it!"
Or as they used to say about the Sopwith Pup: "Pull back to go up; pull back more to come down."

Re: #58— "I wasn't flashing anybody, Officer. I just really, really had to go."

[DocToxyn]

http://www.smays.com/blog/blogimages/buttcrack400b.jpg

No officer, I don't think I have a crack problem.

[Artman]

http://www.smays.com/blog/blogimages/buttcrack400b.jpg
Where's the plumbing problem officers?

[Artman]

I know it's hard to believe officers, but I was walking down the road in a rain storm and my pants shrunk.

[klusener]

http://www.me.berkeley.edu/~jacquet/MonkeyThinking2.gif

hmmm......

[SOS2008]

#63 - "Oooh oooh ah ah eeeee Ooh ah ooooh"

(I am, therefore I think...about bananas.)

[SOS2008]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/2834/sandstorm48lc.jpg

“At last, everything is polished, cleaned, and ready for inspection!”

[Danger]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
Pilot: "Remind me to get that altimeter recalibrated."

[Danger]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/2834/sandstorm48lc.jpg
"I'm so happy to be a stuntman on 'The Mummy'! This is gonna be so much fun! I can't wait to...:bugeye: That's supposed to be CGI!!!"

[Artman]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
No the people don't look like ants! Those ARE ants, you idiot!

[BobG]

http://www.truepol.com/moto-file/auto-humor/humor4.jpg

“But it gets great gas mileage.”

[Danger]

Re: #69— "This is the last time I buy a wheelbarrow over the internet."

or

"I don't care if it is climate-controlled. This is the stupidest design for a rickshaw I've ever seen."

[brewnog]

I think "Polak potrafi" says it all, mate!

[Danger]

I think "Polak potrafi" says it all, mate!
It probably does, but could you restate it so the rest of us can understand? :tongue:

[Adrian Baker]

Does this one need a caption??

http://www.t20suzuki.com/homealone.jpg

[Danger]

Does this one need a caption??

http://www.t20suzuki.com/homealone.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nope.:biggrin:

[Moonbear]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
:uhh: Do you think the boss will notice we dented the plane?

[Artman]

Does this one need a caption??

http://www.t20suzuki.com/homealone.jpgHow about "Oh God! He's free!!!!"
:surprised

[Artman]

http://www.smays.com/blog/blogimages/buttcrack400b.jpg
The things you see when you don't have a gun. :yuck:

[Danger]

http://img187.echo.cx/img187/7605/monkeythinking28le.gif
"What was that 15th digit of pi again?"

or

"It's no Empire State Building, but what can you do when you're unemployed?"

or

"I know I left those keys around here somewhere..."

or

"I can't believe those pink things co-evolved with me."

[Smurf]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
Oh, is tribdog home?

[whozum]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

So much for neglecting air resistance.

[FredGarvin]

hmmm......"Our Founder"

[2CentsWorth]

hmmm......#63 Primate Pose:

"Ah...while lesser life forms throw their's, I sit upon my log, which is a floater."

(Sorry, that's just not right, is it. :yuck: )

[Danger]

(Sorry, that's just not right, is it. :yuck: )
I don't see anything about good taste in the intro. Points for imagination. :approve:

[SOS2008]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
Welcome to the "People Who Dress Like Their Dogs Competition!" The first entry in the French poodle category is...

[SOS2008]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
Fairy God Mother For Bad Children

[mattmns]

Never bet on the Eagles!

[SOS2008]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9156/petsaway30kz.jpg

"Not only can I get hair on all his pants at the same time, it's rather comfortable here."

[Moonbear]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9156/petsaway30kz.jpg

This will teach him to keep such an organized closet!

[Tom Mattson]

Heh. How about your sig quote as a caption for that one.

"Harvard Law of Animal Behavior: Under carefully controlled experimental circumstances, an animal will behave as it damned well pleases."

[JamesU]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9156/petsaway30kz.jpg

"Not only can I get hair on all his pants at the same time, it's rather comfortable here."
that looks exactly like my cat, with the exception that my cat is fatter than that

[JamesU]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
"I have a secret.."

or...

"surprise, surprise!"

[honestrosewater]

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg
Hm, I seem to have dropped my nuts.

[honestrosewater]

Okay, I'm very sorry for that. :devil:

[dextercioby]

For what...?BTW,the picture and the message are :rofl:

Daniel.

[honestrosewater]

I was really looking for this:
http://www.mcnayr.com/photos/2004/cabin/squirrel.jpg
Hm, did I leave the stove on? ... Oh, no, that's right I'm a ****ing squirrel.

Okay, I stole that from Eddie Izzard, but it's still funny. When he says it. :redface:

[dextercioby]

That squirrel surely has the balls to say something like that...

Daniel.

[whozum]

http://www.public.asu.edu/~hyousif/Squirl.jpg

Pfffft, what balls.

[honestrosewater]

Pfffft, what balls.Is that really saying much? Comparing yourself to a squirrel... :biggrin:
dex certainly noticed them. :wink:

[whozum]

Is that really saying much? Comparing yourself to a squirrel... :biggrin:
dex certainly noticed them. :wink:

My squirrels got bigger balls than dex'

And if we go by principles of association.................. o:)

[honestrosewater]

http://www.mcnayr.com/photos/2004/cabin/squirrel.jpg
Wow, from up here those ants look like fleas.

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg

[honestrosewater]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
School children choose new crossing guard uniforms.

[honestrosewater]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg
New crossing guard uniforms already causing problems.

[rachmaninoff]

Originally Posted by brewnog
I think "Polak potrafi" says it all, mate!

It probably does, but could you restate it so the rest of us can understand? :rofl:

It's actually quite funny imo: "The Pole will get there." It's a pun on "getting there" and "can do".

[JamesU]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg
"legalize it"

[Artman]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
Does this outfit make me look fat?

or

What do you think, are the gloves too much?

[Moonbear]

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg
Hey, chickie baby!

http://www.mcnayr.com/photos/2004/cabin/squirrel.jpg
:blushing: *Giggle* Mom warned me about construction sites.

[matthyaouw]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

"Wait guys, I see the problem! Graham's trajectory calculations only work assuming the plane is spherical!"

Or-

"Shut up, I still think its just a cloud bank!"

[matthyaouw]

False Prophet's - Deer/Hunter Photo:

http://img145.echo.cx/img145/1830/deerhunter3xc.jpg

"Heh heh. Now that I've rubbed that musk with feces and urine on me, what deer could resist?"

"While the marine takes a well earned snooze, the new army lookout deer proves it worth."

[Danger]

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/5946/ghettotoothfairy5st.jpg
"Why won't any of these cabs stop?"

or

"If I don't nail this Tinkerbell part, I'm gonna kill my agent!"

or

"Chill, you ho's. I'm gonna show you what real cheerleading is about."

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg
"I really should get this hernia attended to."

or

"So this'll teach me not to run with acorns in my mouth." :redface:

or

"Maybe I'll forget about the hurdles and just focus on the long-jump."

or

"Why are you looking at me like that? And put that nine-iron away!"

I was really looking for this:
http://www.mcnayr.com/photos/2004/cabin/squirrel.jpg
"Lessee, now... split-finger fast ball? Naw... I'll give him the ol' slider. Heh heh."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg
"Headquarters? That damned Roadrunner got away again."

[DocToxyn]

Notes on GMO Experiment #672 - combining pigeon and piranha DNA may have been a bad idea.

[DocToxyn]

So that's how the Easter Bunny gets all those eggs...

[Danger]

I really hope those get approved before I have to leave for work.

[honestrosewater]

I really hope those get approved before I have to leave for work.Which picture does that go with?








:rofl:

[Danger]

Which picture does that go with?
DocToxyn's, but it's too late. I have to log off now and wait until I get home tonight.

[2CentsWorth]

http://img188.echo.cx/img188/6905/untitledpigeons7pq.png
"Bread Crumb Boy" bird feeder, now on special for only $19.99

[2CentsWorth]

http://img188.echo.cx/img188/3045/untitledbunny5kr.png
"Who's your bunny!?

[Evo]

http://img188.echo.cx/img188/3045/untitledbunny5kr.png
"Who's your bunny!? :rofl: :rofl:

[SOS2008]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

[FredGarvin]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpgJust Desserts

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg
EXTREME BULL SPORTS

[SOS2008]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpgHow You Get A Cheap Vasectomy In Mexico (Ouch)

[SOS2008]

Dare I post this...?

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg

[JamesU]

Dare I post this...?


:surprised you shouldn't have :surprised

[False Prophet]

Clearly we can see that Rogaine is not for sheep.

[brewnog]

Danger's gonna have a field trip when he sees that...


Oh, it works on so many levels!

[Ivan Seeking]

Dare I post this...?

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg
Moonbear's latest experiment

[SOS2008]

Moonbear's latest experimentMoonbear will clothe the poor of the world!

[Moonbear]

Moonbear's latest experiment
:rofl: Yeah, we're trying to breed them so it's harder to tell the front from the back to protect them from the Danger's and Artman's of the world. :rofl:

[SOS2008]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpg

[JamesU]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpg
"one night at the tiki bar"

[Math Is Hard]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpg
Cover photo for the "Smurf's graduation night" DVD.

[JamesU]

no, it has to be the tiki bar. you see the removal of the pants, AND, he's on the SECOND bar up. clearly tiki bar material

[Math Is Hard]

My alternate caption was "Moonbear's Latest Experiment" but that had already been taken. :biggrin:

[JamesU]

that might've been good...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpg

Reason #213 why not to time travel back to the Paleozoic era.

[hypnagogue]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg

After years of failure, scientists finally manage to create the first sheep/cauliflower hybrid

[hypnagogue]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

Lorena Bullbit

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-7616.jpg

Never approach a pelican after eating a can of tuna

[Danger]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-7616.jpg
Never approach a kid after eating Gummy Bears.

I'm still working on the others, but I don't have a lot of time. Maybe after work. There are just too many possibilities to sort through.

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpg
BobG tried warning him about Alaskan mosquitoes.

[Lisa!]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-7616.jpg

Never approach a pelican after eating a can of tuna
That reminds me of some guy who spend whole his life beside his books and now he falls in love with someone and you know he doen't know how to act in order to shaw his love! :rofl: (pelican and the child are kissing each other!)

[Artman]

So that's how the Easter Bunny gets all those eggs...http://www.physicsforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3921&stc=1&thumb=1 For someone with big ears you have bad hearing. I said Cluck, Cluck!

[Artman]

http://www.adimiron.com/images/scouts/squirrel.jpg

"I'm not crazy! Stop looking at me like I'm nuts!"

[Artman]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg
Danger baby, why don't you come up and see me sometime?

[Artman]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg
Okay, that takes care of you and any future little matadors you were thinking about.

[DocToxyn]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

A position forever after referred to as - "Chalking the Cue".

[Astronuc]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg
"Payback time!" or

"Get the point?!"

[wolram]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

Horny old sod aint he.

[Bladibla]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg

'A Darwin award!'

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

Kangaroo Jack flies into a murderous rage upon confirming his suspicions that his fiancee has been cheating on him with a poltergeist photographer

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-17458.jpg

My name is Inigo Montoya. You castrated my father. Prepare to die.

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg

Dean discovers all too late that his rear axle was built using spare parts from a mechanical pencil.

[2CentsWorth]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpgJust...one...more knee bend...to win the bet...

[2CentsWorth]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpgHow boring--This isn't half as fun as I thought it would be!

[2CentsWorth]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpgThe famous Kick-boxing Kangaroo shows the paparazzi a thing or two.

[Adrian Baker]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

"Kangaroo fights back against human mugger...."

[JamesU]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg
"Camera goes soaring..."


"and someone got his @$$ kicked by a kangaroo..."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

Ghost reporter films kangaroo attack.

[JamesU]

Ghost reporter films kangaroo attack.
:rofl: you know, I never even thought about who took that pic :rofl:

[infinitetime]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg


Shall we begin the cloning process?

or

The lady who emptied her vacuum cleaner bag had bad aim....

[Artman]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/4071/sheephairball8le.jpg
You think you can shear me, do ya? I don't think so; I'm one baaaaahd sheep.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

Never trust a clown.

[hypnagogue]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

Ronald's illegal campaign contributions to Mayor McCheese in '89 finally catch up to him.

[SOS2008]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You castrated my father. Prepare to die. :rofl: Hilarious!

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

BREAKING NEWS: Hamburgaler's identity revealed as ronald McDonald!with 15,000burgers stolen, he will probably face the rest of his life in McPrison

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg



Damn that Wendy! She said she was over 18!!!

[JamesU]

Damn that Wendy! She said she was over 18!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SOS2008]

For someone with big ears you have bad hearing. I said Cluck, Cluck!Artman, you're not well. :rofl:

[hypnagogue]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-12643.jpg

"No, the soccer ball! Kick the soccer ball!"

[Artman]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/431/golfreason39ql.jpg
Feeling horny.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg
While obviously intoxicated, Ronald was quoted as saying, "All I hadsh wash a couple of Mcbeers, a few shots of Jack McDanials, and washed it down with a Mcbrewski, so get Mcstuffed."

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5947/flyingbob22cw.jpg
Yes! It works! Now, how can I make it go down?

[Artman]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-7616.jpg
I know there's sushi down there somewhere.

[Astronuc]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg


"I hope this thing can fly", or

"That's not supposed to happen", or

"I guess that wasn't an extra part", or

"Now this is a wheelie!"

[JamesU]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-12643.jpg

the wrong ball booster

[Artman]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-12643.jpg
In a spectacular sports moment, Archibald kicked a goal with three balls simultaneously!

[Rabid]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

9 months later, Steve Irwin was born.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

Kangaroo Jack flies into a murderous rage upon confirming his suspicions that his fiancee has been cheating on him with a poltergeist photographer

I missed this! I guess I stole your joke. :blushing:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg

I know exactly what the rider is thinking:

Oh man.... :cry: this is gonna hurt :yuck:

[Moonbear]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg
"Once I hit the mud, they won't be able to tell I just crapped my pants."

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg
I knew we shouldn't have used doughnuts as treats when training him.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpgHey, hey hey hey hey! That's my blow-up doll--Where ya going with my blow-up doll?!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2321/funouthouse0ru.jpg

[Astronuc]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpgThe end is in sight!

[SOS2008]

"Once I hit the mud, they won't be able to tell I just crapped my pants." :rofl: LOL :rofl:

[Lisa!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg
Leave it now hun.His clothes are dirty and I'm afraid you'd get sick!

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
I bet the "snap!" of the glove will stick in those kids' minds for years to come

[SOS2008]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg

(Tom Brokaw voiceover) "And this just in... Australia was the recipient of an unexpected miracle last night, when the runaway cane toad population destroying its ecology and overrunning its roads magically transformed into millions of cases of ice cold Grolsch... In a related story, Australian scientists have claimed to have found conclusive proof for the existence of a benevolent God."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg

Oh that is embarrassing. I think he is only supposed to attack the protestors.

[hypnagogue]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2321/funouthouse0ru.jpg

Everything you ever needed to know about the comic strip 'Dilbert.'

[hypnagogue]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg

It's a little known fact that Teen Wolf was an impassioned activist.

or

Officer Dunleavy suddenly regrets his spur of the moment decision to stuff a steak in his sleeve. "Seemed like a good idea at the time, plus no pockets," he would later opine.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg
Git down, Blackie! I done tole you a hunert times, you ain't no kangaroo!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg

Zooby Crossing

[JamesU]

is that zooby crossing or zoobie crossing?

[hypnagogue]

is that zooby crossing or zoobie crossing?

Boozy crossing

[Ivan Seeking]

is that zooby crossing or zoobie crossing?

Zoobie is my cat. :confused:

Zoobys like Grolsch.

[JamesU]

zooby, or zoobyshoe, is A zoobie. Zooby is his name :biggrin:

[wolram]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18709.jpg

Kangaroo Jack flies into a murderous rage upon confirming his suspicions that his fiancee has been cheating on him with a poltergeist photographer
IVAN was right THEY are here.

[wolram]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
But mine cant talk

[SOS2008]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpgA tragic scene indeed…the carnage is beyond description. Surely many will mourn this day of senseless loss.

[JamesU]

shouldn't danger be mourning in that picture?


where is danger anyway?

[wolram]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg
Where is it,WHERE IS IT.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
Mrs. Winston nearly wove off the road as she dug out her cell phone and frantically dialed her husband's work number. "Fred, I'm pulling Darlene out of school, and we're going straight home. We're going to start packing, and when you get home we're moving back to Petersburg."

[Ivan Seeking]

Lexington is a proctology prep school.

[Ivan Seeking]

IVAN was right THEY are here.

:surprised Not at all. What you are seeing is actually the image of Venus reflected by swamp gas in a high EM field, in the presence of infrasound.

[honestrosewater]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
:redface: I so didn't get this at all at first. Guess I just automatically corrected it.

[zoobyshoe]

:redface: I so didn't get this at all at first. Guess I just automatically corrected it.
You are afflicted with eulexia.

[zoobyshoe]

Boozy crossing
Gnu crossing. Go hype one.

[honestrosewater]

You are afflicted with eulexia.Yeah, and you're afflicted with my foot up... meh, you're lucky I'm a lady. :blushing:

[honestrosewater]

Oh, eulexia. Nevermind, sorry. :redface: :rofl:

I was just joking, of course. :biggrin:

[wolram]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg
I love cops but i cant eat a whole one.

[Lisa!]

how about caption some of members'avatars or photos? :wink:

[wolram]

how about caption some of members'avatars or photos? :wink:
That would be verging on the dark side, the people behind them are just
brains in a bell jars, connected to reality via the internet.

[Artman]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg
Driver: "I would find this really funny if it was happening to someone else."

Or

Evan takes his homemade all terrain vehicle into it's first test jump. Let's see how that experimental, friction-fit rear axle works out.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6637/iexams6en.jpg
The staff at Lexington Middle School feel that exam time can be reduced this way because half of the students pull the answers from there anyway, so they are just cutting straight to the end result, (so to speak).

[klusener]

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/1264/2227bn.jpg

That football player has weapons of mass destruction.

(yup, that's george bush for you, wonder where his pom poms are)

[matthyaouw]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/61-downboy.jpg

I picked a hell of a day to start smuggling crack out of the evidence locker...

[hypnagogue]

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/1264/2227bn.jpg

Giant children have been known to scribble on their human pets with crayons and other writing implements. Here we see Fido putting up a token resistance before realizing his efforts are ultimately futile.

[DocToxyn]

http://img234.echo.cx/img234/3048/beerrun4mz.jpg

"I felt a great disturbance in the Fizz, as if thousands of bottles were opened and suddenly silenced."

[SOS2008]

Git down, Blackie! I done tole you a hunert times, you ain't no kangaroo!!I picked a hell of a day to start smuggling crack out of the evidence locker...

:rofl: Heh heh! :rofl:

[SOS2008]

http://img258.echo.cx/img258/566/owned189797fu.th.jpg
"Okay, deploy landing gear, next to launch the shute...Aargh!!! I pushed the jettison button!!!"

Fat Finger Fatality

[JamesU]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

danger must've gotten there :uhh:

[SOS2008]

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/5073/beerspill4tb.jpg
Drunken Worm Rampage
Residents in Handert County report attacks by earthworms, apparently drunk from a large beer spill in the area. One poodle was mauled in a garden, and a 4-month old child narrowly escaped attack said neighbors.

[The Bob]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

Thought I might have a crack. Not too good but here it is:

'Increasing numbers of people are reporting to the doctor with tongue disorders. Most of the patients had either split tongues or were crying out for bitter and sweet S*r*n*b*w. Most patient claim to have run into glass doors.'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[dextercioby]

http://img266.echo.cx/img266/4597/photoplanesmall3ue.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

I'M IN LOVE,AGAIN !! :!!) :!!)

Daniel.

[Astronuc]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

Search for the survivors!

[Astronuc]

http://img266.echo.cx/img266/4597/photoplanesmall3ue.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us) 8 miles high!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg
Dr. Herman Geller, of the Institute for the Advancement of Human-Plant Relations announced today that his staff has met with stupendous success in teaching common garden vegetation the rudiments of humor. Geller says he hopes to have the plants telling complete "potty jokes" by the end of next year.

[Astronuc]

http://img258.echo.cx/img258/566/owned189797fu.th.jpg
He had a hunch something was wrong, but could quite put his finger on it.

[Astronuc]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg In their first Halloween together, the Pumpkins wanted to dress up for the evening. OR

Have you seen my squash, I dropped it over here somewhere.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img266.echo.cx/img266/4597/photoplanesmall3ue.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Only then did Bob realize that he had attached far too many helium balloons to his lounge chair.

[Astronuc]

http://www.mastel.ch/fun-animals/goat-cat.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

Have you seen my squash, I dropped it over here somewhere.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.mastel.ch/fun-animals/goat-cat.jpg

:devil: Just wait until you fall asleep tonight. You WILL pay for this!!! :devil:

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpgThe very popular Moon & Flash Pumpkin Patch was opened this fall by the owners of Porn Pastries, an x-rated bakery in downtown Yokumville.

[SOS2008]

:devil: Just wait until you fall asleep tonight. You WILL pay for this!!! :devil:
http://img225.echo.cx/img225/2530/petsaway74az.jpg

Pet Payback - What pets do after you fall asleep or go away. :devil:

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg[/QUOTE]
hey pumpkin, you might want to put those away

[Math Is Hard]

http://www.mastel.ch/fun-animals/goat-cat.jpg
oh, man.. of all the people who came by the animal shelter this morning- why did it have to be Danger who decided to adopt me!?!!

[JamesU]

where is danger anyway???

[The Bob]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2281/funpumpkinsgonewild0ii.jpg
'Newspapers report that scientists have added a new stimulative to orange juice. Experiments on two (shown above) have, however, shown its side-effects'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Artman]

oh, man.. of all the people who came by the animal shelter this morning- why did it have to be Danger who decided to adopt me!?!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh my gosh, we have to get the little thing out of there! :biggrin:

[Moonbear]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

The women of Hickville vow never to let the men plan the block party again.

[Ivan Seeking]

That's Hicksville you city slicker! :biggrin:

[brewnog]

"Brewnog, Danger and Astronuc show how they feel about the choice of beer provided at Moonbear's annual leg-waxing party"

[Moonbear]

http://www.mastel.ch/fun-animals/goat-cat.jpg
You are SO going to regret not having me declawed.

[SOS2008]

Another pic from Hicksville...
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpg

[Bladibla]

Another pic from Hicksville...
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpg

Hey baby..

[Ivan Seeking]

Another pic from Hicksville...
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpg
Are these the same length?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7195/speedtrap2lc.jpg
The Highway Patrol isn't kidding around any more

[Astronuc]

"Brewnog, Danger and Astronuc show how they feel about the choice of beer provided at Moonbear's annual leg-waxing party" :rofl: o:)

[Astronuc]

Another pic from Hicksville...

:surprised :yuck: My eyes. I so did not need to see that!

SOS - no more overindulging on a Saturday night.

[SOS2008]

RE: Another pic from Hicksville -

"Grams, how did you get loose again!?"

or

"The oldest professional of the oldest profession - What ya lookin' at bub!?"

:surprised :yuck: My eyes. I so did not need to see that!

SOS - no more overindulging on a Saturday night.Sorry. :redface: After grossing out MIH with the guy in the suspender-Speedos, I did hesitate to post that...really!

[TheStatutoryApe]

SOS, your picture posting privledges have been revoked.
Unless ofcourse you'd like to post more pics in the Member Photo Thread. :biggrin:

[Astronuc]

RE: Another pic from Hicksville -

"Modesty is the best policy" :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

There is a story that allegedly goes with this. I wonder if anyone's caption might hit on the explanation.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg

[JamesU]

jj the jet plane and the cheese grater

[Astronuc]

There is a story that allegedly goes with this. I wonder if anyone's caption might hit on the explanation.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg

"Fillet of plane"?

Looks like it had a close encounter with another plane or the rear end of a helicopter (tail prop).

[matthyaouw]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg

[Danger]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg
The 'Keep Out—Private Property' sign didn't work. Let's try this one.

[Danger]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg
That's the last time I'll try buzzing the tiger pen at the zoo.

or

Maybe I shouldn't have dressed my cat up like that before I sent her to clear the mice out of my hangar.

or

Maybe stealing that C-130's parking spot wasn't such a good idea.

[Danger]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7195/speedtrap2lc.jpg
Fred finds a way to get paid for his hobby.

[Danger]

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpg
"Cover those back up! Your *** is ugly enough."

[Lisa!]

There is a story that allegedly goes with this. I wonder if anyone's caption might hit on the explanation.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg
Plane:Oh,do I look wonderful now?!
(I know some people who are ready to kill themselves in order to look wonderful!)

[matthyaouw]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg

The rural end of 'Da Hood'


I once drove past one of those roadsigns. It was quite unsettling...

[brewnog]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg


That's the last time I use Velcro for an engine mount...

[FredGarvin]

There is a story that allegedly goes with this. I wonder if anyone's caption might hit on the explanation.

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg
"Hell hath no fury..."

OR

"Danger's dream of flying the first paper mache twin Cessna ends poorly"

[FredGarvin]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7195/speedtrap2lc.jpg
The Highway Patrol isn't kidding around any more
Ponch and Jon were pansies.

[FredGarvin]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg
South Central L.A.'s garden beautification program still has some bugs to work out...

[Danger]

oh, man.. of all the people who came by the animal shelter this morning- why did it have to be Danger who decided to adopt me!?!!
If anybody's wondering why I haven't responded to this until now, it's because I just can't think up any plausible deniability. Below is Lucy, minus her 'special' costume, in her accustomed computer position. (And I bet some of you didn't believe me when I said that she does most of my typing for me.)



http://img104.echo.cx/img104/6374/lucytyping9rc.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/sudden-gunfire.jpg

The Sisters of PF training grounds

[Bladibla]

The Sisters of PF training grounds

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img104.echo.cx/img104/6374/lucytyping9rc.jpg

What Was It?!!?!?!?

[Danger]

What Was It?!!?!?!?
What was what? :confused:

[Ivan Seeking]

What was what? :confused:

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=610307#post610307

[Danger]

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=610307#post610307
Either I need more beer, or you need less—and since it's too late to have less...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2984/funtreetruck9ky.jpg
Either I need more beer, or you need less—and since it's too late to have less...

[Danger]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2984/funtreetruck9ky.jpg
"I don't even want to think about how much it's going to hurt when they pull this out, but I guess... Awww crap! My truck's dented too!"

[JamesU]

Zooby brush mobile

[Evo]

Zooby brush mobileyomamma, you have a way of coming up with things that keep my keyboard in constant danger. :biggrin:

[JamesU]

yomamma, you have a way of coming up with things that keep my keyboard in constant danger. :biggrin:
:wink: always there to help

[SOS2008]

SOS, your picture posting privledges have been revoked.Oh come on. :frown:
Unless ofcourse you'd like to post more pics in the Member Photo Thread. :biggrin:Thanks. :blushing: I will if you will. :tongue2: :rofl:

Now this one's not bad, really...

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg

Another Moonbear biology experiment gone awry...

[JamesU]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg

Danger's dog

[SOS2008]

"I don't even want to think about how much it's going to hurt when they pull this out, but I guess... Awww crap! My truck's dented too!" :rofl: Good un :biggrin:

[Danger]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg
"Now just which of these damned legs am I supposed to lift when I get to the hydrant?"

[Lisa!]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg

Danger's dog :rofl: :rofl:

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg
Maybe I didn't stay in that cacoon long enough...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg

Doggerpillar

[SOS2008]

DoggerpillarOr Dalmapillar? (It's a Dalmatian :tongue: )

[JamesU]

you're so clever SOS... :uhh:

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2984/funtreetruck9ky.jpg
Sam's rendition of the "Lumberjack Song" for the lumbermill picnic seemed to be going well, until he got to the line: "...I dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars."

[Artman]

Another pic from Hicksville...
http://img77.echo.cx/img77/6865/redneckparty0vj.jpgEthel! You put your clothes on!

[Artman]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

The death toll in the accident continues to climb as news reports of the tragic loss leads to numerous suicides.

[Artman]

http://img298.echo.cx/img298/9958/cloning110bc.jpg
Stop calling me a catapillar darn it! I'm not a catapillar! :grumpy:

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2984/funtreetruck9ky.jpg
Tree 1, logger 0 in logging contest upset.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/411/funpumpkin014xe.jpg

Edit: This is an actual photgraph of Pumpkin Ectoplasm.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg"Hell hath no fury..."

Close but not quite. The true story allegedly involves a flight instructor, his female student, and her husband - the guy with the chainsaw.

[Moonbear]

Close but not quite. The true story allegedly involves a flight instructor, his female student, and her husband - the guy with the chainsaw.
:surprised I guess she was grounded?!? :bugeye: Perhaps she needed the PF sisterhood to help show her husband which part of his anatomy should be removed with that chainsaw. :devil:

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/411/funpumpkin014xe.jpg
Jack just learned how they make pumpkin pie.

[Evo]

Jack just learned how they make pumpkin pie. :rofl: :rofl:

[Astronuc]

Close but not quite. The true story allegedly involves a flight instructor, his female student, and her husband - the guy with the chainsaw. So I was right - it is "fillet of plane". :biggrin:

[SOS2008]

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/3913/overloadedtruck11ra.jpg

Looks like you'll have to walk Harriet.

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/3913/overloadedtruck11ra.jpg
Now you know this is not what I meant by a mobile home!!

[SOS2008]

http://img293.echo.cx/img293/4125/golfreason61ze.jpg

Look Mom! No Feet!

[SOS2008]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img293.echo.cx/img293/4125/golfreason61ze.jpg

Look mom, I'm a sundial!!!

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg
The Marelburo Man just hasn't been the same since he switched brands.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg

Don't even ask what the Marlboro Man is smoking now

[SOS2008]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg

Yippee Falafel! He said as he rode into the oasis...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg

[Evo]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpgYou forgot your sack lunch again....why do I even bother?

[JamesU]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp

Truman gets his pilots license.

[The Bob]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp
'Isn't it suppose to snow outside???'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[wolram]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp

Im for ever blowing bubbles pretty little bubbles in the air.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
come eer you little sod

[wolram]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg

He will crap his self when i pop this paper bag :rofl:

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg
Experts believe that the explosion that took both bomb squad member's lives may have been the result of a seemingly harmless prank.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg
Dr Strangelove is at it again.

[DocToxyn]

http://img293.echo.cx/img293/4125/golfreason61ze.jpg



While it sounded good in theory, the combination of soccer with the javelin toss never really caught on.

[DaveC426913]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg

Close but not quite. The true story allegedly involves a flight instructor, his female student, and her husband - the guy with the chainsaw.

Hate to be a party pooper. It makes a good urban legend, but I'll bet my paycheck that damage was not done by a person wielding a chainsaw. It doesn't take an FAA investigation to see that this a run-in with another prop plane.

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg

The lack of volunteers during the development of the Mark V body armor equipped with the new Bowel Evacuation Management System brought about a radical change in "real world" field testing protocols.

[SOS2008]

You forgot your sack lunch again....why do I even bother? :rofl: OMG, I laughed so hard at this. :rofl:

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg
Breaking News: Member of bomb squad team murdered, details at 11.

[Moonbear]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/i-cant-find-a-username/hangar.bmp
This is what happens when you ask the summer hires to wash the planes.

[Danger]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg
"Put that back in your pants or get off right now!"

[Danger]

It doesn't take an FAA investigation to see that this a run-in with another prop plane.
Have to agree on that, Dave. A pissed-off guy with a chainsaw would hack and stab in all different directions, not take time to measure the cuts to make sure that they're parallel and evenly spaced.

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4116/sob9xz.jpg
Oh for Christ sakes Joe, why do we have to go through all this just to bury the lunch I forgot in my locker?!

[Moonbear]

Oh for Christ sakes Joe, why do we have to go through all this just to bury the lunch I forgot in my locker?!
:rofl: :rofl: I like that one. :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

Hate to be a party pooper. It makes a good urban legend, but I'll bet my paycheck that damage was not done by a person wielding a chainsaw. It doesn't take an FAA investigation to see that this a run-in with another prop

Oh you're right, it was a guy wielding a prop.

Really though, that was my first thought, but I didn't realize that a prop could take so much abuse...but it does seem to have just barely missed the beam along the top of the plane.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/8633/australiancenterfold3vi.jpg

Baby, once you rub my belly you'll never go back

[Danger]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/8633/australiancenterfold3vi.jpg
I wish I knew where that remote got to! I so don't want to move right now.

[2CentsWorth]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/8633/australiancenterfold3vi.jpg

The first issue of "PlayRoo" hits the stands today.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

Honest officer, if I had known she was a statue, I never would have done it.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-18979.jpg

Not a problem, this thing can land on three wheels.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5895/plane4po.jpg

This Cesnasaurous is the new pride of the Museum of Natural History's "Inhabitants of the Air" exhibition.

[Artman]

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2638/waronterrorism075su.jpg
Following the merger of cigarette giants R.J. Reynolds and Philip Morris, makers of Camel and Marlboro...

[SOS2008]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg

[Artman]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg
The "Masked Mutt" found himself in a severely disadvantaged position as "The Tat Armed Avenger" applied the sleeper hold.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/8633/australiancenterfold3vi.jpg
Hey Baby, Why don't you slip on a Barry White CD and come on over here?

[Artman]

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/3913/overloadedtruck11ra.jpg

Look Al, I don't care if you are reading the map, I am
not going to change that tire all by myself!

[2CentsWorth]

Really in the news today: Disaster on a stick
Snapple’s attempt at popsicle world record turns into gooey fiasco

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/6362/050622popsiclehmed3p1xl.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

Really in the news today: Disaster on a stick
Snapple’s attempt at popsicle world record turns into gooey fiasco

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/6362/050622popsiclehmed3p1xl.jpg

The last thing seen by Snapple's former Publicity Director while being escorted off the premises by security.

[Moonbear]

Really in the news today: Disaster on a stick
Snapple’s attempt at popsicle world record turns into gooey fiasco

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/6362/050622popsiclehmed3p1xl.jpg
When I saw that, I remembered why I wanted to move away from there in the first place...sometimes it's good to live in a boring place.

[Rabid]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg

Genetic scientists thrilled over the results of cross species DNA experiments.

[JamesU]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg
I still don't get why this pic is funny

[TheStatutoryApe]

Oops... my pic didn't work.
I really hate this browser. :mad:

[SOS2008]

Genetic scientists thrilled over the results of cross species DNA experiments.This was what I was going to post--great minds think alike...or should I say, don't be frightened Rabid?

[SOS2008]

http://img217.echo.cx/img217/6145/golfreason26qa.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/7747/hugedog46yi.jpg

...and if you remove the head, there's plenty of room inside for your spare Harley parts

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Everything that you need to know about sex

[wolram]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Everything that you need to know about sex

I wish the bottom on off switch worked

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

I lost my operator's manual!:cry:

[matthyaouw]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

You just don't know how to push my buttons.

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Step one: Turn on the Man.
Step two: tweek women's knob A, while simultaneously twisting dial B and pressing buttons one and two. (Caution must be used to not press too many buttons, or the wrong ones). Step three: Repeat step two. (Please note that if step two has no effect, skip step three and proceed to step four.) Step four: forget it, you screwed up step two, just forget it. Step five: Try again next week.

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg



We have an "OFF" switch? :tongue2:

[wolram]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Everything that you need to know about sex

The multiphasicorgasmostimulator

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Although shown in the standard configuration, the female unit may be placed on top, if desired.

[*Kia*]

posting on behalf of wolram

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg

[wolram]

Thanks Kia, i knew you could crack the workings of these infernal macheins

[*Kia*]

lol any time and there are plenty more on my inferno machine (wow these things get hot)!

[JamesU]

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg
one night, with danger...

[Lisa!]

one night, with danger...
:rofl: yomamma's cat when she saw Danger(of course when he wore his special costume)
yomamma who knows maybe while you were visiting this site,she's seen Danger and then ran away!

[wolram]

This is not a cat, it is, Chomp E, a gremlin, he will eat anything, including
plugged in hair driers.

[Lisa!]

I know it's not a cat because of its strange ears but I'm not sure what yomamma's kept as a cat!

[wolram]

I know it's not a cat because of its strange ears but I'm not sure what yomamma's kept as a cat!

I hope its not a gremlin, if it is he is in danger, no not," IN DANGER", hes.........
in peril.

[Artman]

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg
Danger after a night with Moonbear and her electroejaculator.

[Ivan Seeking]

posting on behalf of wolram

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg

Feel the force Luke; or screwed we'll be.

[JamesU]

http://www11.plala.or.jp/cat-and-dog/cats/lon.jpg

my cat looks like this but about 5 times as fat

[wolram]

http://www11.plala.or.jp/cat-and-dog/cats/lon.jpg

my cat looks like this but about 5 times as fat

That is not a cat, it is Eyeyi, second cousin to Chomp E.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/735/menandwomen10uu.jpg

Although shown in the standard configuration, the female unit may be placed on top, if desired.

That's true, but then you have to adjust all of the fine tuning again.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/658/topbird0ly.jpg

[Moonbear]

We have an "OFF" switch? :tongue2:
Nah, that's just a dummy switch.

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/658/topbird0ly.jpg
Fig. 1: Classic Pyramid Scheme

[FredGarvin]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/658/topbird0ly.jpg
S**t rolls down hill.

[SOS2008]

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/7749/spy13ux.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7614/hp11di.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/7749/spy13ux.jpg

Poor Fifi has been in therapy for years

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg
All new teeth-cleaning snacks for snakes.

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7614/hp11di.jpgThe foot-powered PC. Now you can get a work-out while you work!

[SOS2008]

At first I though this was posted by DocToxyn!

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpgIt's never too late for planned parenthood.

Did I really say that? :bugeye:

[TheStatutoryApe]

At first I though this was posted by DocToxyn!

It's never too late for planned parenthood.

Did I really say that? :bugeye:
Oh my!
*shakesfinger*

[Moonbear]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg
DocToxyn - The early years.

(Thanks SOS for the inspiration on that one.) :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

DocToxyn - The early years.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Or how about
The boy Cain

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg

[Lisa!]

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/7749/spy13ux.jpg
Dedicated to yomamma!

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg
icebox: kitchen, cars: garage. I always mess that up!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2263/setiscreen4yv.png

This was left on a computer screen for our house sitter to discover. I got this call in Hawaii: So, like, hey man, I don't what this means, but this alien thing says... :rofl:

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg
When Russ_Watters says he designs efficient air-conditioning systems, he means it!

[*Kia*]

http://www.kia-glitz.com/images/custom/snowy.jpg

check out the snow drift through the open door

[Artman]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg
Doc Toxin stroking his snake. :surprised

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7614/hp11di.jpg


The patented Singer PC based Garden Control Center detects unwanted insects and identifies weeds, and eliminates them with just a few pumps on the pedal. Sew practical, sew innovative, sew devastating to bugs and weeds!

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg
Triple A began to regret using the phrase: "We will lower our rates when hell freezes over!"

[Artman]

http://www.kia-glitz.com/images/custom/snowy.jpg

The Triple A executive who stated emphatically: "We will lower our rates when hell freezes over!" was fired today...

[matthyaouw]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/658/topbird0ly.jpg

This reminds me of my trip to a cliffside bird nesting colony the other day. You could tell which razorbills had chosen nesting sites badly, as they were white, rather than black and the birds above looked rather smug.

[matthyaouw]

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/211.jpg

I was just cleaning it mum, honest!

[Math Is Hard]

This was left on a computer screen for our house sitter to discover. I got this call in Hawaii: So, like, hey man, I don't what this means, but this alien thing says... :rofl:
That's brilliant! :rofl: :rofl:

[JamesU]

:surprised it's artman!

[DocToxyn]

Doc Toxin stroking his snake. :surprised

Whew!...at least they didn't catch me buffing the turtle.

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg

Jon and Ron's Drive-up cryogenics facility seems to be doing a brisk business.

[The Bob]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/2515/frozenpipes1dw.jpg
'I told you not to but the cans of beer in the cars. The speeds you drive at you were bound to shake them up.'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[The Bob]

http://www.kia-glitz.com/images/custom/snowy.jpg

'A representitive of British Gas, today, said there were cutting back on heating to allow more trade for plow man. British Gas do admit they went too far and are now icing over the situation.'

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Rabid]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

Never trust a clown.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/streetclown.jpg

Clown sex offender unable to find work.

[SOS2008]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg

So I'm wearing lipstick, a wig, and a baggy jumpsuit with holes in the pockets. So little boys are attracted to me. Since when is that illegal?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1527/sotp7fw.jpg

[The Bob]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg
The pur-fect pint.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1527/sotp7fw.jpg
pppstt..! jim! look what you did!

[matthyaouw]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg

Fluffy tim began to wish he hadn't bet his drinking buddies that he could swing from the celing fan.

or:

Despite the boy's jubilations at the first point, the cat was unimpressed with their choice of game until the bar's replacement dartboard arrived.

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1527/sotp7fw.jpg
Bush's New Strategy To Solve Unemployment By Hiring Graduates of the No Child Left Behind Program Results in Doubling of Highway Work Jobs

[Ivan Seeking]

Well, the thread seems to be slowing down but I have a few more goodies

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpg
A Baby Zooby

[brewnog]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpg
A Baby Zooby


Zoob? Danger, surely?

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpgSeperated at Birthhttp://img108.echo.cx/img108/413/minion0aj.jpg

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg
"Let's stick the cat in the glass," they said, "It'll be fun," they said.
:grumpy:
"Not when you're the cat," I said!

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg
Hair of the dog my a$$.
:grumpy:

[Rabid]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5383/kittyglass6em.jpg

Skittles stares hopelessly at Trixie, the hapless tabby cat, who ended up in the shotglass.

[Tom Mattson]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

"I know this looks stupid, and I wouldn't be doing it if I hadn't just seen someone pull a 5 foot swordfish out of this hole."

[Moonbear]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg
In an attempt to cut the highway budget, potholes are converted to fishing holes.

[Rabid]

Well, the thread seems to be slowing down but I have a few more goodies

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

Clean Water Act leaves few safe places to fish.

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/BUSHsigns.jpg

[Artman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/BUSHsigns.jpg
Those are my crayons. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpgSeperated at Birthhttp://img108.echo.cx/img108/413/minion0aj.jpg

wait! zoobyshoe and danger are twins!? OMG!

[Artman]

wait! zoobyshoe and danger are twins!? OMG!I think you're on to something there, yo. Perhaps, Danger, Tribdog and zoobyshoe are really triplets?!! Let's not forget that due to his time travel experiment, Tribdog became three flaming tribdogs. All we need to find out is if Danger and Zoobyshoe are flaming. (I bet they are. :biggrin: )

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

This guy was at his legal limit when he started fishing here.
or
Darn, they won't let me put in my boat.
or
The only thing biting today are the mosquitos, they're big enough to keep, but they aren't good eating.

[DocToxyn]

Well, the thread seems to be slowing down but I have a few more goodies

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/5610/fishingseattle8rm.jpg

If I can just hook the bumper, maybe I can get my car outta' here...

[Lisa!]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/1553/ohshet0ek.jpgSeperated at Birthhttp://img108.echo.cx/img108/413/minion0aj.jpg

New Evidence For Darvin's Theory
(if Darvin was alive now,for sure I'd go to conclusion that he'd seen Danger in his costume!)

Sorry Danger but I think the monkey is really cute in compare to your photo!)

[Artman]

If I can just hook the bumper, maybe I can get my car outta' here...Good one Doc. :biggrin:

[Evo]

"I know this looks stupid, and I wouldn't be doing it if I hadn't just seen someone pull a 5 foot swordfish out of this hole."<snort> :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4097/boat3lv.jpg

[Danger]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/BUSHsigns.jpg
"This is fun! Can we do finger paints next?"

or

"So you didn't like the blue tie; how about this?"

or

"I got used to letting the red ones in, but that bastard in the turban has to go! Whaddaya mean, it's a Q-tip?"

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4097/boat3lv.jpg
We have got to figure out an easier way to get under bridges!

[zanazzi78]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg[/QUOTE]

Your getting better, at least you got the gear down this time

[zanazzi78]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg



... Where did you put my shoe?

[Artman]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

I have all of my teeth...

I keep them in a jar in my closet.

[zanazzi78]

http://img282.echo.cx/img282/3913/overloadedtruck11ra.jpg



The keys are in which case?

[zanazzi78]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg[SIZE=4]



All they said was they were tired of waiting

[Ivan Seeking]

AT HOME
http://img263.echo.cx/img263/3172/waytoodrunk12xy.jpg

OUT ON THE TOWN
http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg

[brewnog]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg


No expense was spared by the Special Effects team for the British re-make of Jaws.

[JamesU]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg
there's something fishy goin' on here...

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg

First our car breaks down, then we get caught in this flood. Gee whiz, what next!

[Artman]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg
Actually, I hear the fishing is excellent in roadway waters.

[Ivan Seeking]

Yes, the guy down the road fishing the pothole should move to this spot.

[Rabid]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg

Yet another good samaritan stopping to help an old lady is about to learn, no good deed goes unpunished.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3240/howrealmenwaterski0pe.jpg
How Integral really spent his time in the Navy

[JamesU]

hmmm......

[Ivan Seeking]

hmmm......


Hey yomamma, did you get a job yet?

Oh yes, you're focused on education right now. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

Okay, maybe you will like this one better. This apparently came from an ad which read approx:

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4345/carforsale1bg.jpg
Used car. Body rough, low miles

[Artman]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4345/carforsale1bg.jpg
Giant broccoli found in the ocean off the coast of California. Californians have already built a lighthouse and a road on the giant vegetable...

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3240/howrealmenwaterski0pe.jpg


Let's see that shark try to catch me now!

[DocToxyn]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4619/jaws9zx.jpg

*Dah-Dah...Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah...Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dah!*
"See honey, I did turn the radio off, and I don't know where that music is coming from!"

[The Bob]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/3240/howrealmenwaterski0pe.jpg

So this is the new training. All that money on jump-jets and they water-ski with them. No weaponary so we should get some of our taxes back.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9703/onthejob2mh.jpg

[Artman]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9703/onthejob2mh.jpg
In what is being called the "Worst planned robbery in history," a man armed with a small caliber handgun entered Donutland during the Chief of Police's retirement party being held in the building at the time, and demanded that the owner "Give him all his cash."

[DocToxyn]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

In a desperate attempt to fit in, Cliff attempts the final task for initiation into the "Cool Penguins Club".

[Artman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Cliff tests his theory that sleeping Polar Bears cannot hear.

[Artman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Although a fairly easy instrument to master, the audition process for a seat in the Penguin band can be very grueling for cymbal players.

[matthyaouw]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg


Distraught about waking up on the opposite side of the planet to his home, the only arctic penguin decided to take his own life in style.

[brewnog]

Polar Bear was none too impressed to see that Penguin had stolen the giant brass monkey's nipples for the third time that week.

[Artman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Bob, the evil mad scientist penguin, put into action his plan to melt the polar icecap using his electro-brass, reflecting, solar focusing disks while standing on the back of his polar bear henchman. To his dismay, the ice has not melted any and the temperature has in fact gone down two degrees since he began his attempt.

[The Bob]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Although he tried hard, Bob the penguin was not able to perform the surgery, on Jeff the polar bear, to enlarge his ears. Jeff also refused to have brass on his mind.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Artman]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Bob, the penguin's, rendition of the song "Brass in Pocket" fell apart when he realized he had no pockets.

[DocToxyn]

Distraught about waking up on the opposite side of the planet to his home, the only arctic penguin decided to take his own life in style.


Niiice. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

It was a bloody, noisy fight, but Pogo the musical penguin had finally proven his value to the colony.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3589/speed5mr.jpg

[brewnog]

The cops were having a tough time believing that Danger didn't know the difference between m/s and kph.

[Moonbear]

The cops were having a tough time believing that Danger didn't know the difference between m/s and kph.
:rofl: I'll have to borrow this theme:

But officer, there were no units on the sign.

[Evo]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/what_daylight_savings_time_feels_like.jpg

Pogo the Penguin couldn't wait to try out his new "polar bear alert system", finally the other penguins would stop calling his ideas dumb.

[Rabid]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9703/onthejob2mh.jpg
Trent County news headlines:

Donutland closed yesterday. In a special last day event they invited their top 20 customers for free donuts and coffee all day.

The Trent County Police Department's evidence room was robbed yesterday. Thieves got away with 14 kilos of cocaine, 400 lbs of marijuana, 10,000 ecstasy pills, over $400,000 in cash, an undisclosed number of firearms, and 3 K9s. There were no deputys at the station at the time of the robbery.
The department has not yet issued a statement.

[Moonbear]

Trent County news headlines:

Donutland closed yesterday. In a special last day event they invited their top 20 customers for free donuts and coffee all day.

The Trent County Police Department's evidence room was robbed yesterday. Thieves got away with 14 kilos of cocaine, 400 lbs of marijuana, 10,000 ecstasy pills, over $400,000 in cash, an undisclosed number of firearms, and 3 K9s. There were no deputys at the station at the time of the robbery.
The department has not yet issued a statement.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I believe we have a winner! :rofl:

[Evo]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I believe we have a winner! :rofl:That "was" good. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

[The Bob]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

Proof was had, today, that grammar and punctuation are worsest than ever, ever, and, ever.

Protesters are to change this but they are having the same problems.

The Bob (2004 ©)

[moose]

http://www.imboc.com/Uploads/050627-315-1119884725.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.imboc.com/Uploads/050627-315-1119884725.jpg

The other side reads:
We support our Police department

[Rabid]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

After another round of budget cuts, the schoolboard voted unanimously to allow slot machines in the lunchroom. Mr. Harris, a former graduate of Pinesdale Elementary, has two kid who enrolled there and he was determined to end the program. "Me change Jer was dis full," Harris stated as he held up both hands about a foot apart. "Now it dis full," he closed the gap to about an inch and said, "Now howm I supposta buy my beea?"

[Rabid]

http://www.imboc.com/Uploads/050627-315-1119884725.jpg
For the past three weeks, Officer Bolton has been waiting in the same spot to catch someone speeding. The last two tickets he gave were to the shop owners on each side of the street.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/511/restsign3jm.jpg

[2CentsWorth]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/511/restsign3jm.jpgDid you notice the weird service advertised? Restroom towing?

[Janus]

How about this one?

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

"I've got a great idea!", he said, "Valet parking for airplanes!" he said!

[Janus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/copwall.jpg

"Wait, I have even a better idea, Valet parking for police cruisers!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hotpipes.com/seaov24.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.imboc.com/Uploads/050627-315-1119884725.jpg


Despite the warning signs for the last 50 miles saying: "Cop 50 miles ahead...Last Cop Before Desert 40 miles ahead...Before you Stop Before you Dine the Cop is Hiding Behind the Sign 3 miles Ahead...Pecan Logs, Coke, Cop behind the Sign 2 Miles Ahead..." Butch was still ticketed for speeding, which upset his wife terribly.

[Artman]

http://www.hotpipes.com/seaov24.jpgSam Whitling, Master of the Nose Flute, claims to be able to play the instrument through every orifice on his body. Although recording sales do fine, he finds that concert tickets are hard to move.

[Artman]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/511/restsign3jm.jpg
Recently the sign has been replaced with one that reads: "Souveniers, Food, Fireworks, Cop Behind Sign 4 miles Ahead."

[Artman]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

Students at the protest were quoted as saying, "I'll give you 3 to 1 odds they ain't gonna change Nuttin."

[Artman]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3589/speed5mr.jpg
Butch's wife told him, "Slow down! You're going 167 and the signs have said for 50 miles there is a cop behind the sign ahead."

Butch, a product of the gambling instead of reading curriculum, was quoted as saying, "You know I cain't read none, but I bet there ain't no cop."

[Artman]

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3631/education1wp.jpg

Administrators say that the charges are unfounded and that the students are graduating well equiped for life. To which they added, "You can double down on that and let it ride."

[Galileo]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9572/895hk.jpg

[Artman]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9572/895hk.jpg
It's not nice to screw with mother nature

or

I wonder what the weather is going to be like today...Ut oh, this can't be good.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9572/895hk.jpg

Cumulus Fingerous

[Math Is Hard]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg

[Janus]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg

What happens when Laura forgets to lay out his clothes for him in the morning.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg

Gorgeous George never looked better than on the day of his wedding.

[Artman]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg


Does this dress make me look fat?

[Rabid]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9572/895hk.jpg

Clear Skies Act meets with criticism.

[Artman]

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/images/stories/BushWVU.jpg
from: http://www.wvgazette.com/section/photos/2005070413/BushWVU.jpg


If you like this, you should see my shoes!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1508/fundogghosts8yy.jpg

[Rabid]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1508/fundogghosts8yy.jpg
Trick or treat.

[Artman]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1508/fundogghosts8yy.jpg
We heard this is a great way to get treats.



Ivan, this picture is fantastic! :rofl:

[yourdadonapogostick]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/murasaki0001x/trash.jpg
Metaphor:101

[Ivan Seeking]

I don't think the shape is right.

[Evo]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg

[Townsend]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg

It turns out the Honda Civic can also be used as a boarding ramp.

[Janus]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg

Valet parking for Ferry passengers!

[hypnagogue]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg

The Twenty Thousand Dollar Woman uses her mighty bionic car-arm to reel in the boat from dangerous waters.

[outsider]

Or as they used to say about the Sopwith Pup: "Pull back to go up; pull back more to come down."

Re: #58— "I wasn't flashing anybody, Officer. I just really, really had to go."

no need for a funeral guys, he's already 6 feet under and there couldn't be a headstone more fitting... a moment of silence.

[Moonbear]

Oh, I've had this photo for a while that I've been dying to use for something. Maybe this is the right place for it. :biggrin:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

[Townsend]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9853/47fm.jpg

[Townsend]

This one should be good...

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7096/7b12sb3an.jpg

[Townsend]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

With housing prices reaching unprecedented levels some people are finding new ways of owning the home of their dreams.

[JamesU]

what's so unusual about a houseboat?

[Evo]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpgFred, wake up! I had the strangest dream last night, there was a flood and our house floated away to a distant land.

[Ivan Seeking]

Oh, I've had this photo for a while that I've been dying to use for something. Maybe this is the right place for it. :biggrin:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

In the new release of Oz, Dorothy departs for the Emerald city with three frogmen on jet skis.

[Moonbear]

what's so unusual about a houseboat?
:grumpy: They don't usually look like houses, complete with window boxes for flowers! They usually look like the one to the right of it. This boat was docked in Vancouver, BC when I was there last year, and I couldn't resist photographing it. It made me laugh.

[JamesU]

wel so-o-orry

[hypnagogue]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9853/47fm.jpg

Fred's decision to sing a Meatloaf set on karaoke night didn't go over so well.

[Townsend]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

Now when we say ocean front property, we really mean it.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7096/7b12sb3an.jpg

The winners of next year's Darwin Award

[Evo]

The winners of next year's Darwin Award :rofl: <sprays keyboard> :grumpy:

[JamesU]

I don't get it :confused:

[hypnagogue]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

The Witness Relocation Program promises to move its clients into inconspicuous, camouflaged lodging that naturally blends into strategically chosen locations.

[Moonbear]

The Witness Relocation Program promises to move its clients into inconspicuous, camouflaged lodging that naturally blends into strategically chosen locations.
:rofl: That made me laugh so hard I nearly choked!

[Artman]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg
My driving instructor says I'm gifted...or was it special?
No...no...I'm sure it was gifted.

[Artman]

Oh, I've had this photo for a while that I've been dying to use for something. Maybe this is the right place for it. :biggrin:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg
This just in...Man drowns while cutting his lawn...

[Artman]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9853/47fm.jpg
I'm warnin' ya Bert don't do that. Look what happened to me.

[Artman]

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7096/7b12sb3an.jpg
This ought to get the little brats to Soccer on Time.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9853/47fm.jpg

The TV producers said that they have the right sound, but they just don't have the right look.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

No! No!!! Bad kitty! Bad kitty!!!

[Townsend]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Thinking you're tougher than you really are is just another side effect of hunger.

Hungry? Grab a Snickers

[Artman]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I taught I taw a Putty tat.

[Artman]

http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg
Evo - "I was just driving along, listening to the radio, when somebody said something funny. I don't know, I just 'snorted' and then this happened."

[Moonbear]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Eagle Brand(TM) Snacks.

[Artman]

Eagle Brand(TM) Snacks.How about "Eagle Chow?"

[hypnagogue]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A doddering old bald eagle has his conservative sensibilities offended by a streaking youngster.

or

Puss 'n boots before she became just "boots."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6978/bearkiss0zj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Tsu]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

OH MY GOD!! I'VE BEEN CLONED!!!

[Moonbear]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6978/bearkiss0zj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
It had been a long and lonely winter in the Arctic.

[JamesU]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Billy! what have they done to you?! BILLY!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Billy! what have they done to you?! BILLY!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mk]

I don't get it :confused:
You know what I hate? When someone posts a question, that is slightly off-topic, and everyone ignores them.

A Darwin Award is an honor given to those that have committed acts with award-winning idiocy. These people help to improve the human gene pool by "removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner." The prizes are named in honor of the evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin, and are awarded over the World Wide Web and frequently distributed via email. There is no monetary or material prize associated with the Darwin Award, only recognition.

To qualify, one must behave in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, such as juggling hand grenades (Croatia, 2001), jumping out of a plane to film skydivers while not wearing a parachute oneself (North Carolina, 1987), using a lighter to illuminate a fuel tank to make sure it contains nothing flammable (São Paulo, 2002), or heating a lava lamp on top of a stove. While most Darwin winners receive the award posthumously, self-sterilization is sufficient for the award.

Honorable Mentions go to those who, by no deficiency of stupidity, failed to remove themselves from the gene pool. Their foolish and dangerous acts are worth mentioning, if only to keep others from standing near them at their next attempt. Some of these include a man chasing a beer can and getting hit by a truck (Texas, 2002), and people petting sharks during their feeding frenzy on a dead whale (Australia, 2001).

[Tsu]

YEAH!! I hate that too!!

p.s.
Can I come live with you Mk? :biggrin: I LOVE OAHU!! :approve:
p.p.s.
I'm a GOOD puppy. I don't chew things up or pee on the rug or ANYTHING!!

[Ivan Seeking]

Can I come live with you Mk? :biggrin: I LOVE OAHU!! :approve:

:grumpy:

I'm a GOOD puppy. I don't chew things up or pee on the rug or ANYTHING!!

Don't believe it Mk. :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

[Tsu]

OK. Well... Our CATS like me!!! :biggrin:

[Tsu]

Oh. and wait. My bathroom is almost done. I can't leave now... :biggrin:

[Mk]

Well just this morning I got back to Guam! Hawaii was fun!

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/137000/137320FkMJ_w.jpg

[Tsu]

Well, that sucks!!... :biggrin: Are you in the military? What were you doing in Hawaii? For that matter, what the h*ll do you do in GUAM???? :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

Well, that sucks!!... :biggrin: Are you in the military? What were you doing in Hawaii? For that matter, what the h*ll do you do in GUAM???? :biggrin:

Hey you thread derailer... :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/137000/137320FkMJ_w.jpg

AP Newswire - Scotsman catches flying baby Loch Ness Monster.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3906/dogandhorse8fc.jpg
Fetch!

[Lyuokdea]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dim-sum.jpg

~Lyuokdea

[Artman]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6978/bearkiss0zj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Sam's girlfriend suggested in her sexiest voice, "Do you want to kiss bare?"
And Sam answered, "Duh, sure." and headed to the North Pole to find some bear.

[Tsu]

Hey you thread derailer... :biggrin:

Ohhhh... bite my shorts. :biggrin: :!!)

[Lyuokdea]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Young Tommy learns the true power of the Evil Stare of Doom

~Lyuokdea

[Grotesque Puppet]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



I shall call him..Mini Me

[Artman]

Ohhhh... bite my shorts. :biggrin: :!!)Hey get room you two...Oh yeah, you have a room :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Chucky?

[Artman]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9666/clonedbaby6zn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Who's your Barber?

[JamesU]

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-chickentan.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-chickentan.jpg

If I posted anything that comes to mind I would have to ban myself.

[Tsu]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9601/fandog2ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[hypatia]

Ahhh the dog days of summer!

[Moonbear]

Off topic: I'm just appreciating the age of that photo...the metal TV tray and the metal-frame fan that really could chop your fingers off!

On topic: It's a dog's life!

[JamesU]

If I posted anything that comes to mind I would have to ban myself.
that bad, huh?

[Ivan Seeking]

Well, I was thinking "Yomamma's last date", but I wouldn't say something like that.

[JamesU]

damn right :grumpy:

[Tsu]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[hypnagogue]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Elk in the northern wilderness have evolved an extraordinary cat-like tongue that is remarkably efficient at absorbing large patches of snow in a single lick.

[Moonbear]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Fluffy4028 and Jakesez meet for the first time IRL.
Fluffy: This isn't what I had in mind when you said you were "tall, dark and handsome."

[Tsu]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Moonbear]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
The young Chuck Jones was struggling for inspiration for his new character, Wile E. Coyote, when he decided to go hiking one day and observed another couple out rock climbing. The rest is history.

[JamesU]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
no! dont step on my FOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooottttt.............

[gurkhawarhorse]

this is near the place where i live.





<<<--------

[Artman]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9601/fandog2ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oh baby, you knowww what I like.

[Artman]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
My buddy the Eagle says you think you're a tough guy. You a tough guy? Well are ya?

[matthyaouw]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The 2005 Darwin Award goes to Boris the moose, as his tounge became firmly frozen to the cat, rendering him unable to eat. Tiddles (who froze to death shortly after) picked up the runner up prize for letting boris lick her in the first place.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...then to everyone's surprise, esp Fluffy's, we learned that moose are meat eaters.

[zanazzi78]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4271/moosecat1yi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

And with one mighty cough the mother of all hairballs was brought into the world.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4929/deliver9gi.jpg

[Artman]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4929/deliver9gi.jpg
Photo courtesy of the US Postal Service.

[Artman]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4929/deliver9gi.jpg
Honest Officer, a Moose with a cat stuck to it's tongue ran across the road right in front of my truck!

[Artman]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
When you asked if I wanted to go out with you, I had no idea this is what you had in mind!

[Artman]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6961/omg5qy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I guess love really means never having to say, "Stand out there? Screw that!"

[Janus]

http://home.earthlink.net/~parvey/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cat.jpg

No, really, the mouse that got away was this big!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://home.earthlink.net/~parvey/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cat.jpg

Fluffy studied the praying mantis style of Kung Fu

[Rabid]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9646/houseboat9ix.jpg

In an eminent domain case, a sympathetic judge allowed Tom Langsten to keep most of his property; marina developers simply had to work around it.

[Moonbear]

In an eminent domain case, a sympathetic judge allowed Tom Langsten to keep most of his property; marina developers simply had to work around it.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rabid]

http://home.earthlink.net/~parvey/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cat.jpg



Ok, as long as you promise not to post them on the internet.

[Rabid]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9705/kittyandeagle7iv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Jingles had way too much catnip.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8139/image0080ud.jpg

What can I possibly say?

[Mk]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8139/image0080ud.jpg

What can I possibly say?
Did anyone say orgy yet? :bugeye: :biggrin:

[hypnagogue]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8139/image0080ud.jpg


A rare glimpse inside the mind of movie director Quentin Tarantino.

[Andy]

Kittens kill caption competition thread!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg

[JamesU]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg
The "economy" piggy bank.

[Artman]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg

This little piggy went wee, wee, wee, wee...

[Rabid]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg


National surplus under the Bush Administration.

[Mk]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg

The obesity epidemic nears an end.

[Mk]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9697/ourpiggybank4jd.jpg

Pig husband: Honey, you're not fat.

[Andy]

Thats one way of saving a few pounds!

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/narcis_el05.jpg

[Andy]

Your next!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/narcis_el05.jpg

Okay, first you call me a redneck cowboy, and then I'll act really indignant and call for a crusade. Afterwards, lets hook up at the hookah pipe.

[Artman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/narcis_el05.jpg

okay, just this once, but no tongue.

[JamesU]

BTW:can anyone think of one for my avatar?

[Ivan Seeking]

BTW:can anyone think of one for my avatar?

Narcissumomma

[Ivan Seeking]

Siamese twins connected at nose?

A Yomamma of two sheets?

Yomamma makes U turn at speed of light?

Yomamma is one of those guys who can go either way. :rofl:

[Rabid]

BTW:can anyone think of one for my avatar?

A thousand more of those and you could have a Bush.

http://www.artofresistance.org/bush_mosaic/bush-small-icon.jpg

http://www.artofresistance.org/bush_mosaic/index.html

[Andy]

Cant think of any good ones. There all abit tongue in cheek.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg

[Rabid]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg
The last known picture of spike.

[gurkhawarhorse]

yomamma, try asking danger.

------------------------------
Full flaps, dammit! That's a tennis court!

[Artman]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg


Honest, the cat did it.

[JamesU]

yomamma, try asking danger.

------------------------------
Full flaps, dammit! That's a tennis court!
I never understood his sig... :confused:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/narcis_el05.jpg

Pssssss, you have a white thing hanging on your head.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg

[hypatia]

this chicks hot!

[JamesU]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
...and pengwuino and dduardo watch the brutal murder of a fellow bird, they swore revenge...

[Townsend]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg

Love knows no boundaries.... not really funny but a good caption, no?

[hypatia]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg

I swear it was the cats..honest!

[matthyaouw]

Pssssss, you have a white thing hanging on your head.

"Oh, sorry bush, false alarm. It's just your greying hair"

[matthyaouw]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
After 3 hours of trying to throttle a stuffed duck to death, mittens was truely worn out.

[hypnagogue]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg

Tabby learned not to steal ZapperZ's collectible pillowcases the hard way.

[hypnagogue]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg

Don Corleone's novice henchman fails spectacularly in his first attempt to intimidate an enemy of the family.

[Bladibla]

Tabby learned not to steal ZapperZ's collectible pillowcases the hard way.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(what a way to get him into this thread)

[Artman]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
(My "eph" key isn't working so I'll just use the letter "D" instead.)

That pussy is all worn out drom a dantastic duck.

[NewScientist]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8076/what5ih.jpg

There was a coalition formed to search for the WMD (wedges of meaty delight) however it seems the extremist regime have moved the WMDs out of the area

[Rabid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/vigobush3.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/vigobush3.jpg

Geooooooorrrrrge, I am the key master, and you are the gate keeper.

[rocketboy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/vigobush3.jpg
"Mirror mirror on the wall..."

[The Bob]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/insidiousprole/vigobush3.jpg
"Mum, my mirror is broken again!"

The Bob (2004 ©)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg

To his infinite chagrin, a cameraman just happened to walk in on Spike during an intimate moment at humpmyleg.net

[Mk]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

Out of sympathy and respect, everyone tried to politely ignore the fact that Herbert had been born with no torso and had to walk back and forth on his bent arms like a scuttling beach crab, and so his disturbing disability always became something of an elephant in the room.

[Ivan Seeking]

To his infinite chagrin, a cameraman just happened to walk in on Spike during an intimate moment at humpmyleg.net

Actually, turns out that he was placing an order for an inflatable leg.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

,,,and although he never slowed or tired during the push-up competition, when told that the contest had been rigged, he replied: "I wondered! It felt like I had an elephant on my back".

[hypnagogue]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

Phinneas was so pleased with his new hat that he couldn't stop smiling profusely.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

Elephants have been known to travel through the air from island to island, propelled only by their own flatulence.

(This is e.g. the origin of the story of Dumbo.)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/113500/113937yFhe_w.jpg

This amazing beach plant is known as Elephant Man. The one seen here is in full bloom

[Mk]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/146500/146729UACY_w.jpg

[gurkhawarhorse]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/146500/146729UACY_w.jpg


huh?..........

[JamesU]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/146500/146729UACY_w.jpg
" My Dream "

[Artman]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg

Honest...I...I...I'm not checking out the French Poodles,
I was just...uhh...writing a response to a thread about the ballistics of a cannonball in the general physics forum at PF.

[rocketboy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tsu]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3800/australiancenterfold0fu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[JamesU]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3800/australiancenterfold0fu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
it's been done...

http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg

[gurkhawarhorse]

http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg


my god, this sucks!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

it's been done...

I stole all of Tsu's best pictures, but don't say anything. :uhh:

Here's another great one from Tsu's collection. :biggrin:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6775/image0143nt.jpg

[Artman]

http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg
I finally decided that I was a woman trapped in a man's body...

so I beat my way out!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/146500/146729UACY_w.jpg

What gives Extreme Coasters that added edge for thrill seekers? Collisions!!!

[Artman]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6775/image0143nt.jpg
Bug off, I'm on my smoke break.

[Artman]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg
Oooh, Rhinolove.com!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6775/image0143nt.jpg

Tiger's answer to fast cats - poison blow darts.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8536/cid00e701c586fd1qf.jpg

I swear, I've been working like a dog.

[Artman]

I swear, I've been working like a dog. It does look like it's been a hard day's night. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8463/image0154om.jpg

Our newest motorcycle helmet is shown here with the optional siren unit attached

[Mk]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8463/image0154om.jpg

This automatic eyebrow scratcher comes in handy!

[Artman]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8463/image0154om.jpg

Interviewer: What is that?
Cat: I don't know, it started out as a wart on my stomach.




I have a great naughty one for this, but I can't use it without a "Get out of banning free card" :tongue2:

[zoobyshoe]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8463/image0154om.jpg
Today Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld expressed "deep concern" over the military buildup in Upper Sylvania when this photo of that Nation's newest ground reconaissance vehicle was released.

[Lisa!]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/celeb/images/oneering.jpg

[SOS2008]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg

[JamesU]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg
and The McDonald's toys have started going to parents now...

[Mk]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg
McDonald's is now selling Halloween costumes :confused:

Honey, do I look fat in this?

[SOS2008]

McDonald's is now selling Halloween costumes :confused:

Honey, do I look fat in this?Like they say, you are what you eat. :tongue:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg

Greasy Rider was based on the real life exploits of the infamous motorcycle gang, McHells Angels.
The fry scene made culinary icons of Ronald and the Hamburglar.

[Rabid]

http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg
This might be the scariest thing I have ever seen.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4648/ronaldbusted5xv.jpg
The Real Ronald

[SOS2008]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4940/georgebushyoung8av.jpg

Hey man (hic), today is picture day (sniffle)?

[Artman]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4940/georgebushyoung8av.jpg
In a misguided attempt to make his head look smaller, George says, "What the heck," and gets a perm.

[SOS2008]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
This terrified crowd shows that the age old myth about bats getting tangled in your hair refuses to die.

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
The crowd shrieked and cowered in fear as
MARVELOUS MELVIN's
famous "Floating Bat Trick"
goes horribly wrong!

[zoobyshoe]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
While most threw their hands up in a defensive gesture, Hank Jenkins (center - in red) demonstrates the correct way to scare off a flying piece of wood: the attack rabbit posture.

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
The lady in the yellow blouse has mistakenly substituted the "nibbling rabbit posture" for the "attack rabbit posture" and as a result has lost two incisors and a molar.

[hypnagogue]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
The rather sizeable splinter jutting from Patty's (lower left) hand never failed to make everyone cringe. Nonetheless, the flamboyant manner in which she had become accustomed to showing it off made her a big hit at office parties.

[hypnagogue]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
...Ironically, no one was harmed in the incident except for local construction worker Ben Jonston, seen here in the upper left just moments before his panic response led him to choke on his mentos.

Thank you for viewing Channel 7 Action News, that's a wrap for tonight. And remember, the Action News is brought to you by Mentos. Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos fresh and full of life.

Mentos. The Fresh Maker.

[Artman]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg
Mayor McCheese has traded in his personal limo in an effort to demonstrate conservation of fuel and has taken to driving himself in The McBurger Bike.

[Artman]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2122/crazycars16bn.jpg
Ronald McDonald on his day off.

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
In an interview following the incident, Sam Cunningham (lower right, in the crumpled fishing hat) was quoted as saying: "Heck I've been hit in the face plenty of times by flying baseball bats."

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
First baseman Slappy Johnson was quoted as saying, "I just had enough. I said to myself, if I see just one more group of fans doing the wave, I was throwing the bat at them."

[Artman]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
First baseman Slappy Johnson then added, "What's more, it was a hit. I got two bases and three fans."

[Tsu]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Andy]

I told you i taste nicer!

[SOS2008]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)You better not let out one yelp about who chewed that hole in the slippers.

[Artman]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I can't make it go "Honk!"

Or

Yum, tastes like chicken.

[JamesU]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Yes, I'm sure this will get rid of the hiccups!

[SOS2008]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

When you let go I'm going to poop in your bed.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3660/batthrow8ld.jpg
The photographer was said to be so ugly that no one even saw the bat

[gurkhawarhorse]

The photographer was said to be so ugly that no one even saw the bat

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
The great thing about the Oregon coast is that you can swim there year round.

[matthyaouw]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg

Dammit, the de-icer is in the glove box!

[Artman]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
Just my lousy luck! $3000.00 dollars a week for a condo on the beach and we get stuck in a freak summer ice storm! Kid's, get your bucket and shovel; we've got some digging out to do.

[Artman]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
As they changed out of their bathing suits in the car, John and his wife Doreen could not believe how fast the weather could change along the Jersey shore.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg
Ow! Are you sure you're qualified to pierce ears?

[Mk]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg
And for my next trick, I will pull a rabbit out of this audience member's ear!

Nope, I can see right through.

[Mk]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
I can't imagine what it would be like to be the owner of that vehicle. I would kill myself just so I could stab God with that baseball bat. The sharp end, yes.

[Tsu]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[matthyaouw]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
*groan* oh, too much wine... Where am I? Uh oh...

[Mk]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
It started out as a wart under my ear.

[Moonbear]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
Grand Prize Winner of the Ice Sculpture Competition Suspected of Cheating

[Moonbear]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg
Mom! Mom! Are you awake yet?!

[Mk]

Since we're on polar bears...
http://iceagenow.com/index_files/image001.jpg

[gurkhawarhorse]

do one brave thing today... then run like hell!:rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hey, I look like a French artist!

[Moonbear]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
It's so warm and snuggly here...but ugh! That breath!

[Artman]

I love this picture, Tsu.
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3622/friends4rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
What do you mean, "It'll never work?" What is it, the age thing?


I have another one, but again, I can't use it without a get out of banning free card. Let's just say it's kind of like saying, "It's a great feeling having a nice warm cat wrapped around your ears." :tongue:

[Tsu]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Huckleberry]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Look ma! No hands!
or Why did the chick cross the road?

[Tsu]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

HELP!!! I fell and I can't get up!!!

[Huckleberry]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg I'm trying to practice my backstroke but this water is awfully hard.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hey big fella, want a little ducky ducky?

[Artman]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Mom! I'm trying to learn to walk here, and it is very difficult with you sneaking up behind me and yelling, "Duck!"

or,

Geez mom! You scared the quack right out of me!

[Moonbear]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Umph! Watch the first step, it's a doozy!

(These animal pictures are just all TOOOOOOO cute!! I'm having a hard time thinking up anything as a caption other than "Awww.")

[Ivan Seeking]

(These animal pictures are just all TOOOOOOO cute!! I'm having a hard time thinking up anything as a caption other than "Awww.")

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
How rude of him to just keep staring at us like that.

or

Which one of you is dinner and which is dessert?

[JamesU]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
Enie-Menie-Minie-Moe...

[matthyaouw]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1324/deadduck2dg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh sorry, didn't see you there. You're the same colour as the kerb.

[Bladibla]

Motherduck relises that backstroke on asphalt is not a convenient way of moving.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
Somebody needs to tell lumpy that he's not one of us.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
Janus has had a number of difficult landings

[Artman]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
He says he would like us to join him for a duck dinner. How nice of...Hey!

[Rabid]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg

Duckling on the left - "I think we can take him, uh, you go first."

[Rabid]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8972/pups0bx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Give me back my beggin strip!"

[Rabid]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg

Mommy! Roll over, Roll over, your lying on Meeko and Baxter!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5393/image0014yu.jpg

Do you think the cat will fall for this one?

[zoobyshoe]

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5393/image0014yu.jpg
Despite her deep hypnotic state, Mrs. Weller shrieked aloud when she recalled the image of the weird little alien abductor approaching her with its blue-tipped anal probe.

[Mk]

I came across this one a few minutes ago:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/MuseveniInauguration.jpg

lol :rofl:

[Castlegate]

This is my little black book.

[Artman]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg
Duckling on left: I don't have to be able to outrun him, I just have to outrun you.

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/MuseveniInauguration.jpg

The competition was grueling, but for the third year running Don Merryman (right, in the red) won the Marines Silly Headwear Contest. First prize this year is an autographed 1st run copy of the book, "Wigs in the Military."

[Tsu]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[matthyaouw]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This hurts my legs a hell of a lot more than I'm letting on.

[hypatia]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I just knew I shouldn't of had that last green apple martini!

[2CentsWorth]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/MuseveniInauguration.jpgAnd to launch our pledge of equal opportunity in New Monrovia, please welcome our first white official, Mr. Token Cracker.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Barney has been working hard to qualify for the luge team.

[2CentsWorth]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)Oh man, my butt's been hurting all day.

[Rabid]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg

[Rabid]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/f/bush_worstdisaster.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg
See, Mom, I told you they were stupid brothers. No, it had nothing to do with me pushing them, honest. o:)

[Tsu]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I think I need just one more green-apple martini.

[Artman]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[JamesU]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg

why dod'ld duck never had any family

[SOS2008]

Despite her deep hypnotic state, Mrs. Weller shrieked aloud when she recalled the image of the weird little alien abductor approaching her with its blue-tipped anal probe. :rofl: "blue-tipped anal probe" -- only a zoobie would notice that?

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg

[SOS2008]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/f/bush_worstdisaster.jpg"So please give cash money to organizations that are directly involved in helping save lives — save the life who had been affected by Hurricane Katrina." —George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Sept. 6, 2005

"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." —George W. Bush, Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005

"My thoughts are, we're going to get somebody who knows what they're talking about when it comes to rebuilding cities." —George W. Bush, on rebuilding New Orleans, Biloxi, Miss., Sept. 2, 2005

[Mk]

I'm thinking people aren't seeing the same things as me....

I thought the picture was posted because down in the right bottom corner, it says push to activate and there's a red dot.

Is this it, or is someone posting this to hear made up things (or real) that President George Bush had said?

[matthyaouw]

http://www.comcen.com.au/~scottford/userfiles/duck.jpg

Natural selection the quick way.

[zanazzi78]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7258/crittersitter6rn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I really need some anti-worming tablets ...

[Mk]

Natural selection the quick way.
Natural selection the quack way.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg
Jeff, Earl, and Dennis suddenly deeply regretted trying out the newly opened "Surprise At Every Hole" golf course.

[Artman]

:rofl: "blue-tipped anal probe" -- only a zoobie would notice that?Well, once you've seen one coming at you, you never forget it. :biggrin:

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg

That last hole was a real bear!

[Moonbear]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/i/f/bush_worstdisaster.jpg
The media finally gives up the pretense and openly admits to being liberal.

[NewScientist]

Hey has anybody noticed the Mao like cut out on the right of that shot?!

[2CentsWorth]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6372/binocs24hj.jpg

"the only clarity in the president's vision appears to be his own perfect sense of self-justification."

[Mk]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6372/binocs24hj.jpg
Hmm I guess I forgot my glasses. Can't see too well without 'em!

[Huckleberry]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpgOne day, I too will be a beautiful swan

[Ivan Seeking]

:http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg

You get the ball and I'll go for help.

[Huckleberry]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg When spelling errors come to life, "Who brought the bear?"
or
"I'll take a mulligan on this one."

[Rabid]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6372/binocs24hj.jpg

Bush - "Wow, these things can see far, it must be midnight over there"

[Moonbear]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg
Dammit Jeff, I told you if we didn't bring a fourth along the course would stick us with some amateur who would keep screwing up all our shots.

[matthyaouw]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg

I'm sure it'll make a damn good photo, but why in the hell aren't you running like us?

[hypnagogue]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3192/beargolf0vf.jpg
Harold the Bear goes on a rampage after his bid for membership at the local country club was rejected on account of his driving a Kia.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
Well, Bob, it was nice knowin' ya. I'll say something nice at your funeral.

[Moonbear]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg
Sproing!!!!

(That really is where I used to work, and we never stopped making fun of the building.)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A BUILDING THAT USES POSITIVE PRESSURE VENTILATION

[edward]

Level headed architect looses T square. Details at 11:00

[edward]

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/6372/binocs24hj.jpg

Bush: So General, Why are those insergents over there planting a tree??

Sergeant: They are landscapers sir.

[bomba923]

Caption (Attachment #1) : Golf anyone?

Caption ,Att# 2: Kelloggs meets Jamaica.

Caption ,Att#3: Mmm. $#!% - o mix!

(see attachments)

[Townsend]

Bush: So General, Why are those insergents over there planting a tree??

Sergeant: They are landscapers sir.

Where did the Sgt come from?....sorry...I nit pick too much...

[JamesU]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg

IT'S THE TERRORISTS!!!!!!

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg
Photographers must take special care to ensure that their camera lenses are not sullied by various substances, such as dust, oily fingerprints, or LSD.

[hypnagogue]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
"I meant to do that."

[hypnagogue]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
Say Earl, ain't them shippin' trucks so cute when they curl up to sleep at night?

[hypnagogue]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
So... did I make the cut for that truck driver license?

[hypnagogue]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg
Cansarnit, plane flyin's just too tough for me. I think I'll take it easy from here on out, just go an' take that trucker job I been hearin' about.

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
Dangit! Well I hear those Exxon folk are hirin'...

[matthyaouw]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg



Wait for the walls to set before you put the roof on next time

[Artman]

http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/gehrycin/southeast2.jpg
Oddly, the building that held the university department for gender and sexuality studies became pregnant.

[Artman]

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/truckresize0fb.jpg
The experimental "Skytruck" test flight ended as a dismal failure. Researchers said, "We don't know exactly what happened. We are looking into the possiblity of magnetic interference with the instrumentation. It's either that or trucks just can't fly."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/310/image0093zq.jpg

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on our front porch, oh lord, why don’t we...
...eat a cat?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)

[edward]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

de plane boss de plane

[edward]

Where did the Sgt come from?....sorry...I nit pick too much...
Actually you are right it should say:

Bush: "Sergeant what are those insergents doing overthere planting a tree?"

General: "They are landscapers sir."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
As soon as I'm old enough to walk, I'm flushing all the markers down the toilet.

[JamesU]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
I swear I didn't do it- he- he used this marker!

[devious_]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2158/cid009208ex.jpg

One day, I too will be a beautiful swan
That was awesome. :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
I warned ya little dude, don't pass out at one of my parties!

[matthyaouw]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
As proud as I am of myself, I do have to wonder how i got ink on the elbow of the arm I'm holding the pen in.

[Artman]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
Artman, the early years.

[Moonbear]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4964/reasonwhyyoudontbuykidsma2cg.jpg
Hi Mommy! Look what I did while Daddy was watching us!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7084/georgefberry6ns.jpg
The next candidate from Skull and Cross Bones

[Bladibla]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7084/georgefberry6ns.jpg
The next candidate from Skull and Cross Bones

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg

[Artman]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
I don't mind the boss making me drive this truck with the stupid painting on the side, but what bugs me is he changes the color of the guy's shirt to match mine every single time!

[Artman]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
I've really got to get the door put back on this truck.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
Hey! Hey you! Shoot me please before I have to drive this truck one more mile!

[Artman]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
You think the side of the truck is something, you should see the back. It takes the term "plumber's crack" to a whole new level.

[Artman]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
You think the side of the truck is something, you should see the back. It takes the term "plumber's crack" to a whole new level.And trust me, you do not want to see the front of this van coming up on your rear view mirror!

[Danger]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
Hey! You in the Honda! Spare a roll of paper?

[ranger]

Hey! You in the Honda! Spare a roll of paper?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love this thread :rofl:

[Danger]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1327/plumber6hc.jpg
"I like the idea of a methane-powered truck, but I really wish they'd put in a storage tank."

[ranger]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif

[Danger]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9574/1multipart38qx.jpg
"I know you're playing hide and seek, and I'm telling you... your brother is not in there!"

or

"Sorry, mom. I promise I won't play darts in the house again."

[Danger]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
"Quit complaining. I will not do it doggie style, and that's final!"




Link fixed - Ivan

[ranger]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg

[Danger]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg
The real reason that SOS2008 censored her bikini pictures.

or

Secretarial pool at the Tan Line Fetishists' web site.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif
Why is that strange guy waving at me?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg
Born-again Kitties

[Moonbear]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg
Live it up while you can, Petunia; once you have those kittens, your bikini days will be over.

[Artman]

http://www.kittyvillage.org/funny/sunbathers.jpg
I was considering going topless, but after putting them on, it's too darn much trouble.

:uhh: (I have another one, but I don't have a GOBF card). :rofl:

[Mattius_]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg

OMG HAX!!!

[Artman]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8348/cid009801c579kl.jpg
The entertainment at the Penguin club sometimes runs to the bizarre.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7755/spacecad0912a0df.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7755/spacecad0912a0df.jpg
Oh, so that's where my spacey brothers wandered off to. (They're not the best of spellers either.)

[Danger]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7755/spacecad0912a0df.jpg
Cadillac's first bid for the Air Force's AWACS contract proved a dismal failure.

[zanazzi78]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7755/spacecad0912a0df.jpg

I know it landed around here, somewhere.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1598/1multipart29vv.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1598/1multipart29vv.jpg
I'm not sure if this long-distance relationship is going to work out, Shamoo. My person is starting to notice the boat missing when I come to visit you.

[edward]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg

OMG HAX!!!

You're right, the view is better from up here.

[matthyaouw]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1598/1multipart29vv.jpg

Alright guys, I'm in place. Tip the boat!

[matthyaouw]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg
Should we tell him that "Go for the jugular" is more of a guideline than a rule?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1598/1multipart29vv.jpg

COME AND SWIM WITH ME LITTLE PUPPY. I PROMISE TO PLAY NICE
MUUUHHHAAAHHHHHAAHHHAAA

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg

THE FIRST DOCUMENTED CASE OF A LION USING TOOLS HAS AMAZED SCIENTISTS WORLD WIDE

[Tsu]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg

HELP!! Someone has stolen my ears!! :bugeye:

[Moonbear]

When sheep go baaaaa-d.

[Lisa!]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg


Weird, but that reminds me of Ivan's photo in member phto thread! :eek:

[Danger]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg
What do you mean, 'Artman is coming over'?!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg

THERMOMETER!!!

[Moonbear]

THERMOMETER!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Artman]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg
DANGER!!!

[Danger]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg
First confirmed sighting of the mythical soft-beaked fur-bearing owl.

[Artman]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg
With the strength of a thousand oxen, the "mythical soft-beaked fur-bearing owl"* pushed aside the veil at the entrance to the hyperspace jump from the Amazon pyramid to reveal it's first glimpse of PF.



*(I liked that Danger)

[cefarix]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg

"Our new genetic technology has allowed us to fuse organic and inorganic material together to create this new beast called Panthera leo pertica. We have noticed that the diet of Panthera leo pertica is significantly different from that of Panthera leo. While Panthera leo hunts mainly gazelle, buffalo, and deer, Pathera leo pertica exclusively hunts giraffes, birds sleeping in trees, and dinosaurs. Since it is not able to reach down and drink water, leo pertica drinks exclusively the blood of giraffes and rainwater. We have given Panthera leo pertica the English name 'Pertilion'. Disclaimer (to be read quickly and unintelligibly): (Not for children under 3 years of age. Batteries not included. Genetica (c) is not responsible for any harm to property or life caused by the use of Pertilion. Warranty void if allowed to breed.)"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
Earl wondered what the emergency 174 km ahead was, and how they had gotten a sign up for it so quickly.

[hypnagogue]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
The heroic crew of survivors managed to make the long trek across the desert to the emergency center on sheer force of will, despite going without food or water for the last excruciating days of their journey. Their determination and shining human spirit is to be forever commended, those beacons of humanity, fighting back death tooth and claw against all odds. Unfortunately, they had only 28 cents between them, and the Emergency Phone Service Charge had just been raised from 25 to 35 cents several days earlier. A random motorist found their remains nine days later.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/street.safeshopper.com/images/z0z26wh.gif
Are these signs based on IQ points?

[hypnagogue]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
Due to poor graphic design and textual integration, hundreds of motorists had their cars totalled by the experimental super magnet up the road.

[Ivan Seeking]

The heroic crew of survivors managed to make the long trek across the desert to the emergency center on sheer force of will, despite going without food or water for the last excruciating days of their journey. Their determination and shining human spirit is to be forever commended, those beacons of humanity, fighting back death tooth and claw against all odds. Unfortunately, they had only 28 cents between them, and the Emergency Phone Service Charge had just been raised from 25 to 35 cents several days earlier. A random motorist found their remains nine days later.
The really sad part is that the sign on the other side of the road reads:
Holiday Inn
Next Exit

[hypnagogue]

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/street.safeshopper.com/images/z0z26wh.gif
I may be slow, but let's see you try to spin on your head like a top, Mr. Big Wiggles!

[Rabid]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg

Having just broken down in front of the sign, the motorist sighed and muttered to himself "If only my car had broken down 5 KM ago at the last phone" and began walking ahead.

[Moonbear]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
Welcome to Nowhere: Population 1

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ascocarhire.com/images/pictsnamibia/lion_giraffe.jpg
Geoffrey the giraffe's heart raced as he realized that all those stories his mother told him about the stilt-walking bogey-lion coming to take him away if he didn't eat his vegetables were true!

[Artman]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
Sign Shop Supervisor: Have you finished with the "Emergency Phone 174 Yards Ahead" sign yet?

Sign Painter: Yeah, hours ago. The road crew is out placing it right now.

[Danger]

The heroic crew of survivors managed to make the long trek across the desert to the emergency center on sheer force of will, despite going without food or water for the last excruciating days of their journey. Their determination and shining human spirit is to be forever commended, those beacons of humanity, fighting back death tooth and claw against all odds. Unfortunately, they had only 28 cents between them, and the Emergency Phone Service Charge had just been raised from 25 to 35 cents several days earlier. A random motorist found their remains nine days later.
Bloody hell, Hypno... it's just a picture, not a cover illustration for your novel.:tongue:

[hypnagogue]

Bloody hell, Hypno... it's just a picture, not a cover illustration for your novel.:tongue:
Oh, but that's where you're wrong.

[Danger]

I stand corrected.:redface:
My apologies.

[Danger]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7271/road86cc.jpg
After 4 years of people ignoring its sign, the Department of Highways still hasn't realized that it's on the wrong side of the road.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg
Rover is banished to the doghouse after eating the tube of male enhancement cream left on the nightstand.

[hypnagogue]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg
In Soviet Russia, tongue wags dog!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg
Check out the tail on that French Poodle

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg
Some mothers choose not to breast feed

[Tsu]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8925/stretchkitty8og.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[wolram]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8925/stretchkitty8og.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What plonker polished the piano

[Artman]

What plonker polished the pianoIt took me a second to get it, but this is good.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Artman]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg
I'm fixed, but hey, I can still keep the lady dogs happy.

Or

The result of licking yourself for several hours every day.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/8414/image0113mu.jpg

Gavin eventually gave up looking for the tab of acid he stashed under the cushion and instead got his dog outfit on for the Halloween party.

[matthyaouw]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4844/dogtounge8vj.jpg

"leeuuphh" *spray*
Translation- woof.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif

Unlike his more progressive friends, Dwight only ever saw black women.

[El Hombre Invisible]

I will burn in hell for that one, so easy on me while I'm living, eh...

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8925/stretchkitty8og.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
While Derek was dubious about the likelihood and benefits of eggs crossing the road in front on him, he agreed wholeheartedly that you should never put all your cat in one basket.

[El Hombre Invisible]

How do you upload and insert images?

[Moonbear]

Rover is banished to the doghouse after eating the tube of male enhancement cream left on the nightstand.
In later news: George is banished to the doghouse when his wife sees the dog and discovers the cream was working.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg
When he got back to his car, Arnold couldn't believe his luck - no parking ticket!!!

[Tom Mattson]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5390/dontparkbywater28ru.jpg


Chicago in July: If you think this is cold, you should drop by in the winter!

[DocToxyn]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/310/image0093zq.jpg

Rex and King consoled each other after the surgery as they foolishly clung to the hope that someday their parts would come back to them...

[Danger]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/310/image0093zq.jpg
Shortly before the end of the world, Rover and his antimatter counterpart decided to become friends.

[ranger]

Shortly before the end of the world, Rover and his antimatter counterpart decided to become friends.
Love that one :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Moonbear]

"You have been charged with the crime of using obscenities in GD."
"Again? F&£%!"
"How do you plead?"
"Like this you're honour."
"That joke is too old to be tried in court."
"I see what you did there."
:rofl: :rofl: Which one is me? By the way, where's that chocolate delivery?

[El Hombre Invisible]

:rofl: :rofl: Which one is me?

None, it wasn't meant in that way. If you WANT a character then you can be the big black guy in the glasses to the right who looks like Trevor McDonald in a funny white wig who seems to be about to flip the finger to the photographer, or any other you fancy [oo-er].


By the way, where's that chocolate delivery?
I have no idea what that means.

[Moonbear]

I have no idea what that means.
Ooh, an innocent? Have you not read the Thread Killer Champions thread? Artman and cronxeh will fill you in on the details.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/6971/largethings1tree9yo.jpg

I can't ged THROUGH de tree, I can't ged OVER de tree, so I must go UNDER de tree!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg
Little Jimmy was so freaking ugly that each member of the family preferred to handle the goodnight kiss routine by first kissing the frog, then making the frog kiss Jimmy. Apparently that counts.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/1159/waytoodrunk3drunk9ho.jpg

A man of simple pleasures... drinking, fratricide, and a good giggle.

[ranger]

El Hombre Invisible, you're over doing man it :rofl: :wink:

[El Hombre Invisible]

Well, I had a lot of catching up to do. Okay, I'll stop. No more. I've inflicted enough. It's bedtime anyway. Good night.

[0TheSwerve0]

http://forum.armenianclub.com/showthread.php?t=4367

speaks for itself (from "Gangs of New York")
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/americanflag.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/owned.jpg

kinda like this thread is by the Armenian (http://forum.armenianclub.com/showthread.php?t=4367)one...:tongue2:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/3934/badgoat2vj.jpg
I'm baaaahaaahaaaahaaaaadddd to the bone
I'm baaaahaaahaaaahaaad
aint no wether
I'm baaaahaaahaaaahaaad
got the stink
baaaahaaahaaaahaaad
I'm baaaahaaahaaaahaaad to the bone

[Danger]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg
Jimmy realized that it was a ceramic lawn ornament only after chipping his tooth while licking it.

[Moonbear]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg
Arildno's parents began to have their suspicions when they discovered him kissing frogs hoping to find a prince.

[Danger]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JamesU]

Arildno's parents began to have their suspicions when they discovered him kissing frogs hoping to find a prince.
:rofl::rofl::bugeye:

[Artman]

http://img76.echo.cx/img76/5445/largethings6toad5sj.jpg
Little Jimmy was so freaking ugly that each member of the family prefered to handle the goodnight kiss routine by first kissing the frog, then making the frog kiss Jimmy. Apparently that counts.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LMAO

[JamesU]

LMAO
???????????

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg

[Edgardo]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg

Down -> Down Right -> Right + B => "TatsuMakiSenPuKyaku"

Street Fighter anyone?

[Moonbear]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg
Cat: Oh $&*#! They got a security camera!
Dog: And they keep locking me in the bathroom for picking on the cat.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg

When Bob Zemeckis awoke screaming for the eighth night in a row, he realised he had not followed the implications of Roger and Jessica Rabbit's relationship to their logical, and monstrous, conclusion.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg

When the pets' fighting completed an electrical circuit and the cat's eyes lit up, Deckard was forced to admit that his animal Voight-Compf test was flawed at best.

Kudos to anyone who gets that.

[Bladibla]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Cat hunts dog!

[Danger]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg
Howard and Lydia's rendition of 'Swan Lake' left something to be desired.

[Bladibla]

Howard and Lydia's rendition of 'Swan Lake' left something to be desired.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9863/dangerousdog1bh.jpg
Bring on that little ninja furball now

[zoobyshoe]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg
"Onscreen," said Captain Pickard as he took a sip of tea, but his first look at the diplomat from Graco 7 caused him to spray it all over the unfortunate yeoman in front of him.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg
"Onscreen," said Captain Pickard as he took a sip of tea, but his first look at the diplomat from Graco 7 caused him to spray it all over the unfortunate yeoman in front of him.

Not seen since tricked by the Corbomite Maneuver [later befriended by Kirk], it was Clint Howard!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9863/dangerousdog1bh.jpg

1. Dog Soldiers... the acme of resolve and determination... just don't mentioned walkie talkies, they lose it completely.

2. It took over two dozen people walking past Bouncer with looks of surprise before he realised Bullseye and the boyz had replaced the trigger with a carrot again.

[matthyaouw]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9863/dangerousdog1bh.jpg

Why are my ear guards no where near my ears?

1. Dog Soldiers... the acme of resolve and determination... just don't mentioned walkie talkies, they lose it completely.


:rofl: :rofl:

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg

As Mother Nature gives birth to yet another miracle, Chris, a passing hiker becomes unwilling midwife.

[Ivan Seeking]

The sign reads:

Do not stand by the tree.
Do not speak of the tree.
Do not photograph the tree.

[edward]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg

After days without water the great white hunter begins to hallucinate.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.yourleaders.org/content/dog_small.jpg

[JamesU]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg
hmmm......

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg

1. After his first sighting of the Ent wives, Aragorn suspected that their disappearance had been less 'accidental' than Fangorn lore had led him to believe.

2. The trees' remake of The Evil Dead was no less controversial than its human counterpart.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7836/wheretreescomefrom9tx.jpg

Nonetheless, the Ents were grateful for Aragorn's efforts.

[Artman]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg
Well, working out is supposed to be good for you. I think I'll start with some chin-ups...One...Two...*GULP*

[Artman]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/1546.jpg
I warned you I had a black belt, and that the next nip on the haunches would be delt with severely.

[Artman]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7836/wheretreescomefrom9tx.jpg
They don't call it the "woods" for nothing.

[Artman]

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7836/wheretreescomefrom9tx.jpg
While searching for trees with nuts, we stumbled upon this...

[Artman]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/3885/bucky6dw.jpg
Although he trusted his wife, the postman on their route had teeth like a beaver, and there was talk circulating around the neighborhood about large teeth being some kind of indicator of some other large body part...

[Artman]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg
Finally, after years of searching, Michael Proxmire stumbled across the legendary "Tree of Life."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg

Ali was dismayed to learn she had some tree frog stuck in her teeth throughout her entire presentation to the board.

[lawtonfogle]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg
I wonder what's in here...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.yourleaders.org/content/dog_small.jpg
Moonbear's experiments have grown more and more disturbing since she started hanging out with physicists.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.yourleaders.org/content/dog_small.jpg

Zoob, mate... the member's photo thread's the other one.

[Danger]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/Palm%20Porn.jpg
Never mind how I got the splinters, Doc! Just get them out!

[Danger]

http://www.danielchampion.com/archives/weird-picture-of-alligator.jpg
Andy begins to reconsider his decision to become a dentist.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/7307/image0127yv.jpg
Cat Stevens: The early years

[zoobyshoe]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif

[matthyaouw]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
Another sighting of the dust allergy ninja- wheezy, yet deadly.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/9098/pintofcat3dg.jpg

Bernard was beginning to think he'd stayed at the beer festival too long.

[0TheSwerve0]

The US has annexed the Stairway to Heaven, war against Creator anticipated.

http://www.celebratebig.com/roadside-attractions/treehouseguidingprinciples.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

This isn't quite what Evo meant by being "stuffed" (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=95440&page=2) when she died...


http://www.spnet.ne.jp/~swcoll/06other/01lifesizedoll/watto1.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

"ethnic" mickey mouse

http://www.re-title.com/public/artists/751/1/in_dreams_i_walk_with_you_190x200_2.jpg

[JamesU]

This isn't quite what Evo meant by being "stuffed" (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=95440&page=2) when she died...


http://www.spnet.ne.jp/~swcoll/06other/01lifesizedoll/watto1.jpg
i wonder how evo got up there :S

[0TheSwerve0]

How Danger got his name:surprised o:)

http://www.speedysigns.com/images/osha/large/DANGER75.gif

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1305/roadpaint3sc.jpg
Not only can the Flat Opossum withstand a direct hit by a large truck's tire, its markings match those found on many U.S. roads. The one seen here scurried off just after this picture was taken.

[Danger]

How Danger got his name:surprised o:)
Considering that we barely know each other, how are you so familiar with my response to the breakfast burritos?:redface:

[zoobyshoe]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/9098/pintofcat3dg.jpg
When his gin ran out Bob the alcoholic said to himself, "Who says I can't make a cat and tonic?

[Artman]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/9098/pintofcat3dg.jpg
I started out to make a fuzzy navel, but I think I put in too much fuzz.

[zoobyshoe]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
"Aw, dammit, look, Ethel. He's doing it again. He don't get that from me!

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg

[Danger]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg
Due to its excessive carbohydrate content, the McMousewich proved to be less popular than anticipated.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg

"And would you like that on white, brown, wholemeal, or rodent?"

[hypnagogue]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg
Believers around the world gathered today in Oakesdale, North Dakota to gaze upon what some claim to be the image of the Virgin Mary emblazoned in a common loaf of bread.

[Artman]

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/images/bizarre-rat-squished-in-bread.jpg
There is entirely too much rat in my Ratatouille.

[Artman]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
Mr Miaggi called this "The Dork Stance."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif

I don't know how it happened. Let's see, I built the wall yesterday, and I haven't seen him since yesterday, and I found him like this today....hmmmmmm...

[Artman]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
Mom and Dad, after that franks and beans dinner, you do not want to stand behind me. :yuck:

[Artman]

http://splutter.net/image/upstate/weird.gif
Doggone it Ethel, when I ask him to, why can't he just go and get the shovel like a normal kid.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.buffalogames.com/Media/Product%20Images/170-FACE/hires/ex-F02_hires.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.buffalogames.com/Media/Product%20Images/170-FACE/hires/ex-F02_hires.jpg
High school year book photo
18 year old senior
Prudence Hardknees
"Most likely to be least likely to."

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.aboutteens.org/images/funny-squirrel.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://www.aboutteens.org/images/funny-squirrel.jpg

These would be a hell of a lot more useful if I had a penis.

[Danger]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tsu]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Danger]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Rex coughs up his most creative hairball yet.

[Moonbear]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
You know I'd be doing more than just tasting you if they weren't standing right there with that camera.

[Danger]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Unfortunately, the honeymoon was cut short by Betty's failure to survive the foreplay.

[matthyaouw]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"You're right, I can hear the sea when i put my ear to your..." *gulp*

[0TheSwerve0]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

http://www.mdb.ku.dk/super-mus/Funny_Flower/Pic's/Drunk_Pumpkin.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

http://www.pressure.to/cccp/mm/pumpkin_squirrel.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
That squash, correctly applied, would sure wipe that smile off his face...

[hypnagogue]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
Little did Scarecrow know that the joke was on him, as in the process of dropping trou he lost his bits n' pieces.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
Ma and Pa Kettle's "Buns Like Pumpkins" work-out video is real barn burner!

[hypnagogue]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
The famed surrealist scarecrow Jacques du Foin brilliantly makes an ostensibly shocking mooning gesture appear innocuous by juxtaposing it with the horrific and absurd image of a severed buttock placed upon a pedestal.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg
Like Johnny Appleseed, Barney Pumpkinseed has his own way of spreading his crop.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/mooningpumpkin.jpg

Could you check for roots?

[hypnagogue]

http://www.mdb.ku.dk/super-mus/Funny_Flower/Pic's/Drunk_Pumpkin.jpg
Horatio learned the hard way not to accept a dining invitation from Barney Pumpkinseed.

[loseyourname]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mattpirate.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mattpirate.jpg
Captain blue beard's lesser known comrade- first mate red eye.

[0TheSwerve0]

"The illegitmate lovechild of The Joker and Robin Hood." (This guy's actual caption):rofl: :!!)
http://is1.okcupid.com/users/622/790/6237900602082191558/p1101716192.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mattpirate.jpg
Avast, I be designated captain on this accursed eve, wishin' me Barques had more bite. Yarr.

[loseyourname]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mattpirate.jpg

Now 21, Goldilocks has dyed her hair brown and is often seen searching for 'booty' at the local watering hole.

[hypnagogue]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1305/roadpaint3sc.jpg
Ironically, Opie the Opossum's cautious, middle of the road lifestyle proved fatal in the end.

[coffee na lang dear]

http://www.aboutteens.org/images/funny-squirrel.jpg


LOOK MA!..NO HANDS...NO HANDS....:rofl:

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif
"For the last time, I'll only play with you guys if you play touch football," Helga complained over her shoulder.

[loseyourname]

Found on a pack of Japanese condoms:

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/brack-people.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/brack-people.jpg
After extensive market analysis, the edgy "Power, BLACK Color Rubber" brand name was chosen, narrowingly beating out the more cheerful "Super Happy Making Fancy Delightful Hat" and the more understated "Let's New Skin, Keep on Responsibility face."

[matthyaouw]

http://is3.okcupid.com/pics/163/16394819991987066548/1095287349.jpg

[Bladibla]

http://www.pressure.to/cccp/mm/pumpkin_squirrel.jpg

Jack regretted the decision to get free brain surgery from a unqualified doctor.

[hypnagogue]

http://is3.okcupid.com/pics/163/16394819991987066548/1095287349.jpg
"So we keep the same instincts as our primate and pre-primate ancestors, but we superimpose culture and law on top of this. So we get split in two, dig? You might say, mankind is the statutory ape."

[loseyourname]

http://is3.okcupid.com/pics/163/16394819991987066548/1095287349.jpg

After winning his second consecutive Mr. Beautiful Californian Award, Adam returns home to take a nap.

[Artman]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1301/tongue1js.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Tastes like chicken.


(and of course, I have another that I can't use without a GOOBF card.)

[0TheSwerve0]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative9.jpg

[0TheSwerve0]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg

[JamesU]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
gerber gone wild

[Artman]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg

Gerber launches its new line of "Don't-be-Such-a-Baby" food.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
WARNING: Known to cause explosive diaper events.
Please see our training video at: http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/poo/affiliates/play.asp?Affil=iwon&W

[Ivan Seeking]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative9.jpg

Why are you telling me this? I'm just a little kid. :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Artman]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative9.jpg
I see dead people.
(of course that could be because I am a funeral home director.)

[coffee na lang dear]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
TRY THE NEW GERBER'S APPETIZER FOR BABIES:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[0TheSwerve0]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/bedouin-5.jpg

So when do ya think AAA will get here?

[Artman]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/bedouin-5.jpg
Hmmmm. I think someone has stolen our tent!

[Evo]

Ok, so it's a thumbnail, shoot me. :devil:

[Moonbear]

(and of course, I have another that I can't use without a GOOBF card.)
I missed that before. :rofl: Yes, I thought the same thing. :devil: :blushing:

[Moonbear]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
In attempts to refute the accusations of politically incorrect favoritism of cute babies, Gerber rolls out their new Ugly Gerber Baby advertising campaign.

[JamesU]

Ok, so it's a thumbnail, shoot me. :devil:
oh! can I...! uh.......stop......the....shooter......? :uhh:

[Ivan Seeking]

Ok, so it's a thumbnail, shoot me. :devil:

My that pic is disgusting. :yuck:

I immediately recognized that as a photo of the Guinness Book of World's Records snot put champion and his record throw.

When I was a kid, a Fuller Brush man came to our door in much the same state. Apparently he didn't know that he was hanging.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/e336fa6c.jpg
Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Egyptologist Arthur J. Porter came to the grim realization that all previous data on the dimensions of the pyramids had been grossly exaggerated.

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
Though he never understood why, eccentric Dr. Rosen's heartfelt attempts to popularize Chiropractic For Buckaneers never seemed to gather a following.

[Math Is Hard]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/e336fa6c.jpg
In 2005, Dr. Porter would publish the first of many extraordinary papers claiming the ancient Egyptians were only three inches tall.

[Danger]

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/drallen/public_html/bbyfd.jpg
Rodney Dangerfield's start in show business.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg
AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais
http://www.canada.com/fortstjohn/story.html?id=5d8389c9-fe56-4853-ac18-f0f3bff2bf8e

[SOS2008]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpgYes, yes, this will make a fine fur stole.

[SOS2008]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpgThe prophecy that Attila the Hun would return to us is true!

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/e336fa6c.jpg
Although elated at his discovery of the legendary Beach Pyramid of Sandzabar, Dr. Porter was beginning to feel he would never be able to unearth the immense structure, citing such problems as the ocean filling in the hole, kids kicking sand at him, bikinis, and seagulls stealing his lunch.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
Unbeknownst to the wounded Captain NoBeard, his crew of scurvy, bilge suckin', cutthroats had left him in the waiting room of a retired Ciropractor, with these words, "Arrrgh, Ye be waitin' here fer the Doc Capn' he'll be with ye soon."

Or

"Arrghh, there be monsters here. And we be needin' our back cracked."

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/e336fa6c.jpg
Dr. Porter's wife had made the mistake of asking her husband, the reknowned Egyptologist, to bury her in the sand...

[Artman]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg
President Bush introduces his new secretary of defense to the media...

[Artman]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpg
Alright, whose breath smells like nuts?

[Artman]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpg
How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the grey fuzzy tail...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg
Bush met with some lesser known body armor and troop transport suppliers today.

[hypnagogue]

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1641/finnegan7pa.jpg
Surprisingly, Rover's male companion Spike never caught on to her infidelities with strange bedfellows.

[The Bob]

Not sure how to get the picture in the post so click here (http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg).
The Bob (2004 ©)


Edit by Ivan: or look here... :biggrin:
http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg

[Artman]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg
This sign needs a sign that reads "Beware of caution signs with sharp edges," but if that had sharp edges it would have to read, "Caution, beware of caution signs with sharp edges have sharp edges." :rofl: :yuck: :rofl:

OH MY GOSH! I just saw that the bridge is out! :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg


Along with CDs and DVDs, pirated skeletons are a growing trade problem.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg

Ahhhhhhh..leggo...leggo...okay hurry...how do you say leggo of my hand in Mongolian???

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/world/20051121/w112110a.jpg
In an attempt to prove that he was not a puppet President, that HE was the puppet master, Bush dusted off his old Mongolian warrior ventriloquist dummy and gave a rendition of 'Gottle of geer'. The act, it was agreed, was better than his Patriot one.

[tribdog]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/takedown.gif
"For the last time, I'll only play with you guys if you play touch football," Helga complained over her shoulder.
1. Luquasious Jones wins his fifth Gold medal in the "Where's my money, Biaaatch Take Down" at the 2005 Pimplympics.

2.Olympic hopeful Sarah McCracken later went on to become Special Olympics Gold Medalist.

3.Some exhibition games, such as snowboarding and baseball, went on to become official Olympic events, the 200m blonde hurdle dash did not.

4 Event officals embarassingly said, "she's a cross- country runner and he's a high jumper and...um..well...we aren't real impressed with her crossing or his jumping and sort of expected a different outcome."

5 People quit calling Joe an idiot after cashing in his Over/Under "athletes crippled on the field" bet with it's payoff of 15000:1, and many followed suit when he invested all the winnings to bet on who would win the Super Bowl picking the New Jersey Nets at 25000:1

[tribdog]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2083/a8ec79299abb9d7d8cf2e3002c2d4f.jpg
:
Later replaced by the "this sign has bright lights do not look directly into" which was replaced by the current sign "Bridge is fixed, ignore this sign but not its sharp edges."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
Yep. 'Twas a loooooooooooooooong waiting list at Dr Erik Rosen's surgery.

[tribdog]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
.
1. Dr Rosen called it the worst case of acid reflux he'd ever seen.

2. Just a few preliminary questions Mr. Jolly. Since your last visit have you suffered any weight loss? Lack of appetite?

3. I'm sorry, we just won't know anything until we get those x-rays back.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/bedouin-5.jpg

[Man centre left pointing with stick]: Our neighbours... over there, see... they've used cloth instead of string and they don't have any groups of wahankers staring at them.... You see what I'm getting at?

[Man to his right thinking): Can't... get this stick to balance... on this log...

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg

It was piss poor luck of Roger's that the one doctor in town who would see an undead pirate cursed to rise from beyond the grave at night also ran an obedience school for particularly unruly dogs. Piss poor luck.

[ranger]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/c/pope_bush.jpg
:biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/c/pope_bush.jpg
:biggrin:

Today Bush announced his plans for 2008.

[rocketboy]

http://www.solisnetwork.com/~jsolis/attach/F16%20chasing%20osama.jpg


um...what's the code to make this image appear?

[Moonbear]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/chiropirate002.jpg
At last, MIH gets an appointment with her HMO!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/c/pope_bush.jpg

You cannot criticise my foreign policies now; I have popal inflammabi- pupil unfamiliari- poopoo unflushab- total unwrongness!!!

[petereverett]

Before and After

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpghttp://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/c/pope_bush.jpg
:biggrin:

"God" will now be spelled as it was in the original text - G O P

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

[edward]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

Kitten: "Sorry, I thought this was the litter box."

[end3r7]

I hate it when the prizes eat the snack...

[Math Is Hard]

At last, MIH gets an appointment with her HMO!
My favorite so far! :rofl: :rofl:


I hate it when the prizes eat the snack...
That one was good, too! :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg
We still need to add the second "O" to the product name [or an "L" as has been suggested recently], but as you can see, the dispensing system is working correctly.

[Moonbear]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg
The box says "Wild! Berry," but Berry looks pretty tame to me.

or...

Headline: Kellogg's Sued by Man Who Found Kitten Found in Pop Tarts

or...

The Humane Society's newest strategy for adopting out stray kittens from over-crowded shelters meets with disapproval from Pop-Tart lovers.

or...

Look Mom! I got the gray tabby! Now all I need is the calico to complete the set!

[Artman]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg
"Round and round the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop! Goes the kitten."

[loseyourname]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

Despite fitting only in extended-width toasters, Koreans everywhere have embraced the new flavor of pop-tart.

[hypnagogue]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg
"I have got to find a more intimidating portal into the material realm," thought Gyrebothe, the Gremlin of Mischief.

[Ivan Seeking]

"I have got to find a more intimidating portal into the material realm," thought Gyrebothe, the Gremlin of Mischief.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...or

A brief manifestation of Arthur Dent and the improbability drive.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg
How giraffes really get long necks

[loseyourname]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg

In other news, midget porn has really begun to catch on with the local Giraffe community.

[end3r7]

Breaking news: Brain eating deemed popular tradition among african giraffes.

[tribdog]

Tastes like chicken

"I told you breeding giraffes with leeches would lead to disaster."

[tribdog]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

BOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Mk]

lol funnY!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3646/poptart7ob.jpg

"Oooooh," Frank sighed with relief to his French housemate's girlfriend as he realised he was not cohabiting with a breakfast-time pervert. "You meant Louis' chat dans les pop tarts."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg

DAD: "Do you know where your mother is?"
SON: "Off the top of my head?"
DAD: "Oh yeah."

[tribdog]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg
"
schhllrp..schhllrp..schllNOCK
schhllrp..schhllrp..schllNOCK
Lacking horns, antlers, or tusks,giraffes came up with a solution of their own.

[tribdog]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg
Leave it to tribdog to prompt a series of beaver jokes. :tongue2:

[Artman]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg
In a terrible misunderstanding of the phrase "Beaver Dam," Bucky, sick of the constant references to "Damn Beavers," decided to end it all.

[Artman]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg
Circus performers the "Amazing Liperstein Giraffes" practicing their world famous head to lips balancing act.

[tribdog]

how funny is your mental picture of that?

[tribdog]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2563/kiss0lx.jpg

Once fully inflated the "Deep Throat Bambi" Doll was used to mollify the 'lesser' males.

[tribdog]

COME ON!
that one was funny

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg

No, really, I planned it that way. I'm just resting

[tribdog]

Kamikaze Conifer

[-Job-]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg
Oo baby, give it to me like that...

[zoobyshoe]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg
Some called little Mickey paranoid but he could never divest himself of the suspicion Sammy the cat's lavish affection was born of ulterior motives.

[Artman]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg
The guy in the background is upset at his cat and saying,
"Look at that no good pussy licking rat!"

[Danger]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8004/sonicboomplanenavy1xk.jpg
"Lieutenant Johnson, if you squeeze out one more like that I'll eject you!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8004/sonicboomplanenavy1xk.jpg


AF jet seen coming out of big white blurry thing. Film at eleven.

[Moonbear]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg
The guy in the background is upset at his cat and saying,
"Look at that no good pussy licking rat!"
:rofl: :rofl: I see you finally found a way to tell one of those jokes you've been dying to tell and managed to keep it clean at the same time. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg
The latest in earth friendly appliances.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8004/sonicboomplanenavy1xk.jpg

How jet planes are born.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg

The owner's faff-free approach to keeping his dog clean was about to go horribly wrong.

[end3r7]

"I'm sure this is where the neighbor's cat said my bone would be... Wait, what are you doing? No, don't close that! STOP!"

[Artman]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg
And finally the machine tongue dries the dishes to a wonderful shine!

[loseyourname]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg

Early promo release from the upcoming documentary Jungle Fever II: When Interracial Just Isn't Enough.

[loseyourname]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg

Symbolic hits like these, meant to send a strong message to the local beaver community, have become increasingly common in the lucrative Canadian logging industry, as human lumberjacks attempt to remove every last vestige of their previously abundant competitors.

[loseyourname]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8004/sonicboomplanenavy1xk.jpg

As boredom sets in for US naval air pilots overseas, the Senate Defense Committee mulls over its response to the popular new "cock and ball" manuever.

[Moonbear]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg
And with the Rover 3000 model, you'll never need to pre-rinse another dish again.

Or...

Our new line of multi-function appliances are designed keeping small spaces in mind. The unit on display here is a dual-function dishwasher and dog-food dispenser.

[-Job-]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg

Charlie had been very patient with the cups and the silverware, but when the plates also decided to invade his home he had to get rough.

[-Job-]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg

You see, look at our paws side by side, look at them, they're almost identical, except mine is a little smaller. I'm like a predator with these paws, watch out.

[edward]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8144/dishwasher7jl.jpg

WHIRLSPIBBLE APPLIANCES THINKING INSIDE THE BOX

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6820/whoops6oq.jpg

The tree that bit back!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/855ardmore/images/mouse.jpg

Oberon had to face facts: Puck was a useless tw@t.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

"Jesus," the great oak muttered, shaking his head. "300 year olds have no manners nowadays."

[loseyourname]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

Angered over their unwilling role in the Canadian lumberjacks' annihilation of local beaver communities, trees have reportedly taken to hitchhiking their way across the border into nearby Michigan and Minnesota.

[loseyourname]

Okay, that might be somewhat of an in-joke at this point.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

His friends thought him wooden, but on Saturday nights he sure loved to boogie.

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/deletelife.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg
Taxi!

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/deletelife.jpg
You have to ask that here? :rofl:

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1092/deletelife0zj.jpg

[Math Is Hard]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
First case of bird flu reported in Orange County.


sorry, Zz!:blushing: o:)

[Artman]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
Whew...did someone step on a duck?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
Someone slipped Donald a Mickey!!!

[Danger]

Someone slipped Donald a Mickey!!!
:rofl: :rofl:

edit: hang on; that needs one more
:rofl:

[Artman]

Someone slipped Donald a Mickey!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now he's pretty goofy.:tongue:
Good one Ivan!

[Danger]

You too, Artman. (Wish I'd thought of it, but as you can see from my rampant domination of ZZ's thread, I'm not too much of a Disney fan.)

[tribdog]

Someone slipped Donald a Mickey!!!
LOL, but I'm glad I didn't think of it. I would have busted my fingers diving to type it in before anyone else.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
Donald collapses in a twitching epileptic fit after shooting up 10 grams of magic.

[Evo]

Donald collapses in a twitching epileptic fit after shooting up 10 grams of magic.OKAY MISTER HYPNAGOGUE! :grumpy: That's the THIRD keyboard!! :devil:

(I've started buying these in stacks):grumpy:

[Ivan Seeking]

OKAY MISTER HYPNAGOGUE! :grumpy: That's the THIRD keyboard!! :devil:
(I've started buying these in stacks):grumpy:

you need to learn the fine art of side venting. :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg

More evidence that Donald is really Sleepy.

[tribdog]

lol who's writing these for you?

[tribdog]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
.
I yelled, DUCK!. But he just stood there looking at me.

[hypnagogue]

OKAY MISTER HYPNAGOGUE! :grumpy: That's the THIRD keyboard!! :devil:
(I've started buying these in stacks):grumpy:
Hey, didn't you read the disclaimer in the GD classics thread? It legally bars you from sicking this guy (http://www.answers.com/topic/jim-shapiro) on me.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/19/Shapiro.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg

Donald Duck faints after meeting his childhood idol, ZapperZ.

[hypnagogue]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Smurfs on the subway try to appear nonchalant rather than gawking at the weird humans.

[hypnagogue]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Smurf Bible study.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Canadians!!!

[hypnagogue]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Smurf on the right: "Science is fascinating!"

Smurf on the left: "Literature is invigorating!"

Smurf in the middle: "Mushroom go boom!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

No one knows why Smurfs wear condoms on their heads. Many believe this to be a political statement of some kind, but no one knows what it means. Others believe this practice results from simple confusion.

[Math Is Hard]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/19/Shapiro.jpg
In between the Apple gigs, Steve Jobs still managed to find work, although under a pseudonym.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg

Treegoatee, son of Treebeard, had an annoying habit of showing everyone his nuts.

[tribdog]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

Smurf knew if he wanted to smurf this smurfing audition he better not smurf it up.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg

"Could be worse," thought the guy on the left after noticing the colour was draining out of his book cover and into his hands. "At least I wasn't turned into a smurf like the two poor bastards next to me."

[Artman]

I yelled, DUCK!. But he just stood there looking at me.LOL This quacked me up! :biggrin:

[tribdog]

is there any way I can change my vote?

[Artman]

is there any way I can change my vote?
:tongue: Nope. You're stuck with it. I really did like your caption.

[tribdog]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg

The police didn't have a suspect yet, but they did find the murderer's hand print next to the body, all three fingers and the thumb clearly visible.

[Artman]

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/donaldduck.jpg
Passerby - I wonder if we should tell him the parade is coming?

Or

All around the park, security radios began to squalk, "The duck is down, repeat, the duck is down!"

[Artman]

http://zlbl.com/photos/etc2005/smurf.jpg
A man who had just robbed a book store, posing as a Smurf, was caught redhanded today...

[Moonbear]

No one knows why Smurfs wear condoms on their heads. Many believe this to be a political statement of some kind, but no one knows what it means. Others believe this practice results from simple confusion.
They are only 4 inches tall. It might be a necessary precaution! :biggrin:

[tribdog]

maybe that's what sperm grows into and they always have condoms on their heads because only sperm sheltered in a safe environment are able to reach maturity

[Mk]

Same with tribdogs.

[tribdog]

Hey! I resemble that remark

[Mk]

Don't be so loosy goosey! :tongue2:

[Danger]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg
Although Ralph tried to frighten away the neighbourhood saplings, everyone knew that his bark was worse than his blight.

[tribdog]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg
Jack flunks out of camouflage class

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1112834988.jpg

[tribdog]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/tree-finger.jpg
The day after Joe's last act of defiance towards the gods of Mt. Vesuvius.

[tribdog]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1112834988.jpg
LOOK OUT FOR THAT WALL!!!!

[zoobyshoe]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
The tourism board's new campaign "welcome to Mexico" has been a success.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
c'mon guy, at least play with her hair

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
IIIEEEE! It's not a carrot. IT"S NOT A FREAKING CARROT!!

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Testes like chicken?

[Evo]

What is that at the top? I've never seen a sign like that. :rofl:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7566/what3fi.jpg

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
the mexican donkey show isn't what I'd been led to expect

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Jack always wore his lucky belt buckle on blind dates.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
I feel like an ***

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
He thought he had a bad case of either horsepes or Gonhorseaha but turned out it was just a mild case of genital colts.

[Ivan Seeking]

Many of the finer hotels provide bathroom zipper attendants. I don't see the big deal here.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Jack had raised the animal from birth, and fiercely denied he was delaying the weaning process.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Anyone have a big pink condom?

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
"This hernia is killiing me" brayed Jack

[zoobyshoe]

I think we have a good idea of the kind of thing that particularly inspires tribdog: one reaction for the bicycle guy, eleven for the donkey man.

[Moonbear]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
No wonder the guy on the green sign is running the other way!

[tribdog]

I think we have a good idea of the kind of thing that particularly inspires tribdog.
horses?????

[Math Is Hard]

What is that at the top? I've never seen a sign like that. :rofl:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7566/what3fi.jpg
They have these at LAX airport. "Passengers with small explosive devices strapped to their bodies should use the secret baggage compartment door to enter the airplane."

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
That's odd, when I got on the plane I had a little horse in my throat, but now...

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Szamaras Lojos says, "Come, come to Mexico."

[zoobyshoe]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7566/what3fi.jpg
They have these at LAX airport. "Passengers with small explosive devices strapped to their bodies should use the secret baggage compartment door to enter the airplane."
Wow. I always thought that sign at LAX meant "For hunchback seating follow the white line".

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Oh my, how am i going to explain this to customs?

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Szamaras Lojos says, "Thinking of leaving so soon, why don't you stick it out a while longer?"

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Oh my, how am i going to explain this to customs?
"Do you have anything to declare?"
"just my love for this donkey"

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
Oh my gosh those little suckers can jump!

[Artman]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
I sure could use one of those little blue guys with the white hats that I saw on the subway.

[tribdog]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
.
It wasn't the safety pin like he'd asked for but he had to admit it worked.

[hypnagogue]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
"And so you see," the renowned sociologist Octavio Cortez concluded in his sophisticated-sounding accent, "this is the difference between America and Mexico in a nutshell. Joe Camel merely has the surface resemblance as of a phallus, whereas this same identity penetrates deep into the very being of Juan Donkey."

[hypnagogue]

http://nemsemmi.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/42/92/429205_6583811.jpg
"Honey, this is so weird, you have to take a picture!" ejaculated Frank. "What gives with this donkey's amazing head?"

[hypnagogue]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1112834988.jpg
Billy didn't really expect his big escape idea to work, but after sitting through 20 straight jokes about a fellating donkey, he was desperate.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/34df7bbe/morning_coffee.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1112834988.jpg
Brian Greene on his way to work

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
An odd constellation of venereal diseases horribly disfigured Harry's heros. First came the fingers, then the jutting, elbow-like projection, and finally the extended growth that demanded to be taken bowling every Thursday.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Old man Arthur liked to brag that he was hung like a woman's forearm.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Mildred's right arm had an odd propensity to lose muscle tone and shrivel up in cold weather.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
"I can't believe that after all these years, I was kicked out of the nudist colony for wearing tennis shoes... stupid, stupid, stupid!"

[hypnagogue]

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/34df7bbe/morning_coffee.jpg
Everyone said that Cecilia tended to have her head up her behind before she had her morning coffee.

[zoobyshoe]

Old man Arthur liked to brag that he was hung like a woman's forearm.
Mildred's right arm had an odd propensity to lose muscle tone and shrivel up in cold weather.
Oh, man. For some reason these two really slayed me. I almost died from a kind of transient gasping asthma.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Yeah harry, I'd salute your flag, but as usual, it's only at half mast.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
What do you think Mildred, is the gold chain a bit much?

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
No, I won't tie your sneakers Harry.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
It wasn't long before Harry and Mildred were up on charges for their odd method of running the Girl Scout camp.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Harry and Mildred soon became the laughing stock of the camp...White shoes after Labor Day, how tacky.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Harry, I know your hands are behind your back, but the rules clearly state that no player may touch another player when they are bowling, with any part of their body!

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
When asked about how he won every Bocci match at the Lady's Club "Bring Your Spouse Day" party, Harry responded that the key to his success was distraction.

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Unfortunate typo on the sign, "Big 4th of July Bocci Tournament!
Dress: Patriotic Clothing Optional Sneakers or Shoes."

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Harry, always the life of the party, volunteering to be the pole for horseshoes.

[zoobyshoe]

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/34df7bbe/morning_coffee.jpg

"It's all the little things about you I'm attracted to," said Brad. "Like the way you sip your coffee. I could just sit and watch you sip coffee all day. Can I get you some more?"

[Artman]

http://www.bongonews.com/images/nudest_2004-06-19.jpg
Bocci Tournament!
Play with your own balls!
(Balls must be presented to the committee for evaluation prior to the tournament.)

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg

Up the ladder....

[Danger]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
Ralph could climb like a monkey once he attached the Acme non-slip rung grabbers to his shoes.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg

The moral of this story is that men in suits should sit at desks as the Lord God planned, and leave the ladder-climbing to folks sporting apparel with higher butt-crack visibility.

White collar workers: KNOW YOUR PLACE!!!

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
On the ladder of success, Ralph's dealings are so shady that he is not so much a climber as a finger stepper.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
On the ladder of success, Ralph's dealings are so shady that he is not so much a climber as a finger stepper.At this point, Ralph would be known to stoop down and help himself to the man's watch from his helpless wrist.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg

Yet another stupid suit falls for the old 'ladder-through-a-wormhole' trick.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
Hum, thought Herbert, the shine on Ralph's black patten leather shoes shows right up his pant leg.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_steps.jpg
Hum, thought Herbert, the shine on Ralph's black patten leather shoes shows right up his pant leg.Hum, mused Ralph, I wonder if Herbert is looking up my pant legs?

[zoobyshoe]

That one's a little tame. Here's the kind that inspires:


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

Thick Eric was told he had to hump the fish all the back to shore, but no-one ever explained why.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

Check out my cod piece.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric, seeing that the fish was choking, acted quickly.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric's wife was becoming suspicious. She had never heard of "Fish scented" cologne, his constant visits to the river, always coming home wet...Now that the PI brought her this photo, she had all the evidence she needed.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric's wife was becoming suspicious. She had never heard of "Fish scented" cologne, his constant visits to the river, always coming home wet...Now that the PI brought her this photo, she had all the evidence she needed."Honest, honey," Eric exclaimed, "the fish was choking..."

[matthyaouw]

"Honest, honey," Eric exclaimed, "the fish was choking..."

On my trousers!

[___]

someone explain this guy...............please
http://pointystick.com/funnypics.php?id=1740&page=0&sortby=
speed camera coverups
http://pointystick.com/funnypics.php?id=1719&page=0&sortby=
http://pointystick.com/funnypics.php?id=1722&page=0&sortby=

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric had run out of worms and minnows, he thought, "What can I wiggle in the water to attract a fish..."

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg

Spare Change?

[___]

http://members.home.nl/c.cordewener/funny.jpg

[Danger]

Blank Man, the member photo thread is over there...---------->

[___]

http://www.theprincepages.com/pics/usek64328.jpg


:grumpy:

[zoobyshoe]

On my trousers!
Indeed. Artman owns me some laundry money now.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Reporter: So how's it feel?
Eric: The scales make my privates itch.
Reporter: No, I mean to catch such a large fish.
Eric: Oh. Okay I guess. But it's not real, it's inflatable.
Reporter: Really?
Eric: Yeah. Anytime I hold something in my arms that's inflatable, off come my pants.
Reporter: I see. So why do you keep lifting it up and letting it down like that?
Eric: Oh, you noticed that.
Reporter: Well, that and your moaning.
Eric: That's because my privates itch.
Reporter: Right.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg
Will work for stock options.

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg
His career move from stockbroker to street corner cardboard sales wasn't working out as well as he had planned.

[Artman]

Indeed. Artman owns me some laundry money now.That's the last time I'm taking you fishing. :grumpy:

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric's Wife: The man is like a cold fish in bed.
Eric: No, I said I would like a cold fish in bed.

[Artman]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Eric misunderstood that, "Time to scale that fish" means time to remove the scales from the fish.

[petereverett]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

Billy and Roxanne finally faced the fact that no one would understand their mutual obsession.

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg

Six hours and...nothing...I don't understand why?

[Danger]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg
Until this photographic proof was provided, no one believed John's claim that he produced the largest sperm in the world.

[matthyaouw]

http://www.theprincepages.com/pics/usek64328.jpg


Blank man would have to get used to this stance, with the inevitable prison time following his conversion from super-hero to super-villan.

[zoobyshoe]

OK. "The Man Who Loved Cat Fishing" had run it's course. Try this:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/tree.jpg

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg
Out with the Trash

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg
Feeling a little down in the dumps.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg
Most people don't know that Oscar the Grouch started life off on the right foot. Here we see him at the crucial turning point in the precocious days of his youth.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg
A visit to the restroom, pre-toilet era.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.yikers.com/pictures/1159/yikers_tree_dong1.jpg

Looking up, Jack took a startled step back, and realized everything he ever believed about plant reproduction would have to be revised.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg

"Okay, my mistake. I did say if you were desperate you could use my can."

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg


As he paused at the crosswalk on his first spin on the new bike, Henry was ablaze with the epiphany that he felt freer than he ever had before. He was a maverick, a roving rogue, a man who had shucked off quiet desparation and seized destiny by the throat.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg

It was only as Peter had got fully settled into the nearest possible convinience to solve his immediate diarrhoea problem that he realised he could not pull himself out. He realised this one and a half seconds after realising he had omitted to remove his pants.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg

Though he could not check for himself, he was sure in this predicament that everyone could see he was wearing black woolly stockings under his suit trousers.

[matthyaouw]

OK. "The Man Who Loved Cat Fishing" had run it's course. Try this:
http://www.yikers.com/pictures/1159/yikers_tree_dong1.jpg
Am I the only one who can't see this pic?

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_nt3775104.jpg

As illustrated, the dress code for a human dust bin lid is business-smart.

[El Hombre Invisible]

Am I the only one who can't see this pic?
No, I can't see Zoob's stuff either. Might wanna upload it again, zoobie!

[matthyaouw]

I've figured out if you right click, go to properties and copy the URL into your browser it displays.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_at3292-001.jpg

Stan thought he'd found a hole in the homeless market. Other tramps thought they'd found a hole in the homeless market too: an A55 hole named Stan.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg

Ralph couldn't see the tree for its wood.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg

The idea of roughing it for a long weekend in a wood cabin in the middle of nowhere sounded great at the time, but now the bridge was out, the car was dead, there was a crazy woman locked in the cellar, night was falling and, worst of all, Ralph had seen The Evil Dead.

[zoobyshoe]

I've figured out if you right click, go to properties and copy the URL into your browser it displays.
Sorry, I had no idea there was any problem. I can see them and the little window that says "Warning: you may be making an *** of yourself by posting images no one else can see." didn't appear.

[zoobyshoe]

No, I can't see Zoob's stuff either. Might wanna upload it again, zoobie!
Can you see them now?

[matthyaouw]

Yup, thanks.

[tribdog]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/eebeejay/Funny%20Pictures/WheresHisPants.jpg

In the email she had told him he made love like carp, It wasn't til after he went to see for himself that he realized it may have been a typo.

[tribdog]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg
I think that tree just sapped on me.

or

Hmmm, I thought Sequoia was a hard wood.

[Danger]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/tree.jpg
Woody impressed the fur trees immensely until they realized that he had no nuts.

[Artman]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg
As Julie looked at the picture of her ex-boyfriend standing in the woods, she couldn't help but be reminded of the good times they shared.

Then she remember what a jerk he was and thought, "Look at that, a picture of two huge *****s."

[Artman]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg
"Humm," Bruce thought, as he gazed up at the huge appendage, "Now if I could only find a huge rubber tree..."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3776/woody4bg.jpg

Oh, I get it! It looks like a huge lace curtain!

[Artman]

Oh, I get it! It looks like a huge lace curtain!
Nothing to compare it to? :tongue:

[El Hombre Invisible]

Nothing to compare it to? :tongue:
Yes, a huge lace curtain made of wood.

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/4195/ahugecock8nd.jpg

[Artman]

Yes, a huge cock made of wood.
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/4195/ahugecock8nd.jpg
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh my gosh! You do have something to compare it to! By the way, I think it is getting ready to smack the penguin.

[El Hombre Invisible]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh my gosh! You do have something to compare it to! By the way, I think it is getting ready to smack the penguin.
Ha ha! I've had that game open since lunch (bout 5 hours ago) and I still can't beat 322.9.

[Artman]

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/4195/ahugecock8nd.jpg
You've got to get a lot of wood to make a cock stand up like that.

[Moonbear]

Okay guys, careful on the language choices here. :rolleyes: (Though, as I keep editing in "lace curtains" just because it makes me laugh to do that instead of choosing a more appropriate word or leaving a blank, it suddenly occurred to me why Evo kept asking for those lace curtains with the new skin! :bugeye: :rofl:)

[zoobyshoe]

OK. Guess we have to go back to the cute, innocuous, cuddly animal pictures:

http://www.alljunk.dk/pics/cat%20in%20pants.jpg

[tribdog]

more absorbent than toilet paper, and unlike towels it's self cleaning.

or

How do you keep your balls warm?

[tribdog]

http://www.alljunk.dk/pics/cat%20in%20pants.jpg
The Sphynxter

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
Seeing Henry on the bike, Captain Wilson flashed back to his close encounter. Talking into his coffee as his wife gaped in confusion he said "Denver, this is United 77293. Do you show traffic in front of me??? Denver? ...my God...it's massive...the physics...impossible!!!"

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg

The bike had been a lot taller at the start of the trip.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
Ralph vainly applied the brakes miles back, but it was not until both tires went flat and the motor rested firmly on the ground that the cycle slid to a grinding halt.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
Weeble Kanevil sat gunning his engine as he eyed up the three cars he was planning to jump...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.alljunk.dk/pics/cat%20in%20pants.jpg

Cat droppings

or

No wonder I thought I had an accident

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
When he stopped moving, Ralph discovered that the cycle tires were not going flat, as he suspected, but that the cycle was being swallowed by his immense butt.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
This guy would need a lot wider rear view mirror to view the rear we're viewing.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg
"No case is on record of a variable being ceasing to be variable under cultivation. Our oldest cultivated plants, such as wheat, still often yield new varieties: our oldest domesticated animals are still capable of rapid improvement or modification." --Charles Darwin, Origin of Species, Chapter 1 "Variation Under Domestication" Yet even this could not explain how Ralph's butt had sprouted wheels.

[DocToxyn]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/Henry.jpg

Bumpersticker reads: "I ate your honor role student"

[DocToxyn]

http://www.afunworld.com/content/20051207/pictures/1/ani114.jpg
Spike's experimentation with sniffing glue backfired in so many ways.

[tribdog]

http://www.afunworld.com/content/20051207/pictures/1/ani114.jpg

MMark! Mark!

[Danger]

http://www.alljunk.dk/pics/cat%20in%20pants.jpg
Damn! My merkin slipped again. :grumpy:

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg

Opposites Attract....

[Moonbear]

Bumpersticker reads: "I ate your honor role student"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Better put a warning on that one before Evo ruins another keyboard! :rofl: (I hate those stupid, "My kid is a dweeb, and I'm one of those annoying parents who has to tell everyone," bumper stickers.)

[Moonbear]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg
Astronuc in his younger, more rebellious years.

[Moonbear]

http://www.afunworld.com/content/20051207/pictures/1/ani114.jpg
Lan kiz an leer sthupib belub bubba.

(Translation: Damn kids and their stupid peanut butter.)

[hypnagogue]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg
Astronuc in his younger, more rebellious years, alongside his longtime aborigine pal.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg
One is a dignified Englishman with a charming speech impediment and something to hide.
The other is a wanton savage with a heart of gold.
And this summer, they're coming together...
To run a daycare!

Starring Russell Crowe, Drew Barrymore, and Haley Joel Osment
And introducing Magwonke Q'rikimbe
in a zany Ron Howard romp

Kindergarten Kannibal
rated PG

[zoobyshoe]

Kindergarten Kannibal
rated PG
"I've always wanted to write and illustrate a children's book."

-H. Lecter

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg


Seen here in the menu photo next to the Chief, Marvin only realized the meaning of "longpig" at the last moment.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_photo-4.jpg

Herb was never so embarrassed in his life than the time his kid brother, Al showed up at the "Dress Like A New Guinea Chieftan Party" in a full tux.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.shirt66.de/images/shots/hotshot-91.jpg
Mugging for the camera, Tribdog was none the wiser as El Homre Invisible quietly entered the vehicle.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
The twins thought they would surely drown until their hitherto useless friend demonstrated her capacity for floatation.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00021/00021970.jpg
I got access restrictions trying to view that one. Might wanna download it and re-upload it?

[zoobyshoe]

I got access restrictions trying to view that one. Might wanna download it and re-upload it?
Nah. I'll just delete it and look for something else.

Here's one:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg

[tribdog]

Nah. I'll just delete it and look for something else.

Here's one:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
What'll we do tonight? the same thing we do everynight. Try to take over the world.

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Quick, grab onto me and my floatation devices will get us safely into shore!

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
The twins thought they would surely drown until their hitherto useless friend demonstrated her capacity for floatation.Guess I should have read further before posting mine. :rofl: They say great minds think alike, and apparently, so do ours.

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Delsanto Industries demonstrating their amazing "One-Size-Fits-All" Bikini...
Here we have Petite, Buxum, and Oh-My-God-I-Can't-Believe-It!

[DocToxyn]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Delsanto Industries demonstrating their amazing "One-Size-Fits-All" Bikini...
Here we have Petite, Buxum, and Oh-My-God-I-Can't-Believe-It!
In a related story, Mammodyne Systems, a subsidiary of Delsanto Industries, issued a massive recall of their product line in response to complaints of sudden hyperosmotic implant expansion which occurred following exposure of their breat augmentation devices to saltwater. Curiously no men were found to have filed complaints.

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
PF sisterhood beach outing?:tongue2: :!!) :tongue2: :!!)

[Artman]

In a related story, Mammodyne Systems, a subsidiary of Delsanto Industries, issued a massive recall of their product line in response to complaints of sudden hyperosmotic implant expansion which occurred following exposure of their breat augmentation devices to saltwater. Curiously no men were found to have filed complaints.In fact, sales requests for the product line (amongst other things) are up.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

Funny thing was, no-one ever noticed that Olga wore glasses. Ever.

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Quoting Ellen from a Seinfeld episode: "Fake... fake... fake. Fake-fake-fake."

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
When the three of them were together, Olga's friends were never sure if they should be offended or not when someone said, "Look at that girl with those huge boobs."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

"Mummy, is that woman pregnant with twins?"

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

"I wanted to ask you something" said the girl on the left to Olga, after the shutter was snapped, "Ya know how there are those really, really nice people who like...um...donate a kidney to someone else..."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

Dr Moreau eventually got one right with his human-camel hybrid.

[___]

http://www.letsjoy.com/fun/funnypics/fun%20pic%2015.jpg
http://www.southcoasthumane.com/funny/funny5_l.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Dr Moreau eventually got one right with his human-camel hybrid....After all those attempts where the humps were on the back."

[Artman]

http://www.letsjoy.com/fun/funnypics/fun%20pic%2015.jpg
http://www.southcoasthumane.com/funny/funny5_l.jpg
Wow, shots of the wedding and the wedding night!

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg

Her boyfriend desparately wanted a picture of Olga on her own, but by the time he framed his shot yet two more women had fallen victim to Olga's gravitational field.

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.letsjoy.com/fun/funnypics/fun%20pic%2015.jpg
If only they too had a clue.

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.southcoasthumane.com/funny/funny5_l.jpg
We get so giggly when we imitate humans!

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
The two twins on Olga's either side had been separated at birth. The one on the left had stayed on the East Coast while the one on the right had been adopted by Olga's parents in California. This controlled study provided a rare glimpse into the social construction of their bodies, their selves.

[___]

http://63.225.133.62/thejokepost/clean-pictures/012002/Your%20Funny.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://www.letsjoy.com/fun/funnypics/fun%20pic%2015.jpg
The look in her eyes says "As soon has he puts that camera down, we f**king kill him for this..."

[zoobyshoe]

http://63.225.133.62/thejokepost/clean-pictures/012002/Your%20Funny.jpg

"When I was your age" Great Grampa Shoe said to the audience of young zoobies, "I didn't believe all that talk about short, hairless, small footed creatures either. But believe me, they're REAL."

[___]

http://63.225.133.62/thejokepost/clean-pictures/012002/Your%20Funny.jpg

i like its smile so much.:!!) :biggrin: :blushing:

[zoobyshoe]

i like its smile so much.:!!) :biggrin: :blushing:
Very similar to Ted Kennedy.

[petereverett]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_road2.jpg


Lift that shovel

[Galileo]

Very similar to Ted Kennedy.
It actually reminded me of Nelson Mandela.

[matthyaouw]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_road2.jpg
After the lead protester against the new airport terminal had been 'taken care of', the executives added insult to injury as they buried the body under the ceremonial first foundation stone of the new building.

[Danger]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
You might be a lousy cook, honey, but at least I never have trouble finding your love button.

[Enuma_Elish]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_road2.jpg
Determined to stop the expansion of the local airport, execs of Earth Rules, Inc., are seen as they plant a row of cypress trees along the main runway. (Scene from I ❤ Huckabees, only with more people).

[petereverett]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg

Ball and Chain

[EnumaElish]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg
White collar crime means white collar prison uniform.

[zoobyshoe]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
As mainstream science and crackpots alike gaped on in wonder, Harvey T. Johnson's out-of-the-box thinking lead to a completely unexpected source of energy.

[___]

http://filecabi.net/video/monkeyvssnake.html
a snake is eating a monkey
http://filecabi.net/video/man_vs_chimps.html
human island safe chimp island-------->NOT SAFE, hey i warned you.......
http://filecabi.net/video/vbheliboat.html
idiots loose a million dollar helicoper

[EnumaElish]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg
Don't do the crime if you can't do the tie.

[Danger]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Much to his chagrin, the DA was forced to release Harvey after discovering that there is in fact no specific law against raping a vehicle.

or

Harvey, through his total misunderstanding of the syphon effect, was charged not only with attempted theft of gasoline, but also indecent exposure.

[zoobyshoe]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg

Joe's wife never suspected how right she was when she complained "You love that car more than you love me!"

[EnumaElish]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Very early on a Saturday morning you could hear Joe humming to himself an old song (http://www.all-lyrics.us/Queen/Queen-Rocks/I_m-in-Love-With-My-Car) that he used to listen to that had deeply impressed and never quite left him.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg

People didn't block old Merv's driveway more than once.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg

Derek didn't see the point in his alcoholic grandfather's existence, until one day he ran out of gas.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg

'"Insert hose in tank." Well, I don't see how it will help, but I'll go with it.'

Old Marv's first time in a garage forecourt was not going well.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/Untitled-1%20copy.jpg

EDS Ltd had an excellent people retention record.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Something about us just clicked.

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Look, make up your mind; are you one of the three blind mice, or Humpty Dumpty?

[Artman]

http://www.clevercaption.com/uploadedImages/JohnW/_road2.jpg
The prison reform work release program still has a few minor details, such as job appropriate clothing, to work out, but all-in-all inmate moral seems high.

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
When Marv gets pissed, everyone gets pissed.

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
What Marv failed to notice, is that the owner of the car had just started the engine and was preparing to drive away...

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Marv's wife had grown tired of Marv's ongoing feud with his neighbors. The final straw came when Marv got so drunk that he thought he was pissing in his neighbor's gas tank, but it was really his own!

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
"Wait a minute!" Marv yelled back to the driver of the pickup, "I'm just about to top off this car, then it's your turn."

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Marv had heard the local kids use the phrase, "Metal Head" and he just had to see for himself...

[matthyaouw]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
Marv's wife had grown tired of Marv's ongoing feud with his neighbors. The final straw came when Marv got so drunk that he thought he was pissing in his neighbor's gas tank, but it was really his own!

Worse still came when he lit his victory cigarrete before zipping up.

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
After the bizzarre cold snap, Marv stood amused that wet skin did indeed freeze right to cold metal, but that amusement would soon turn to horror as Marv heard the engine of the car start...

[EnumaElish]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
To his disappointment, Mr. Marbles discovered that virtual sex felt different from and not quite as satisfying as the real thing.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.randomfunnypictures.com/funny_pictures/1183.jpg

[EnumaElish]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
"I can swear I saw somebody walking into this door with feet looking exactly like mom," cried Ally before he was forcibly removed and detained for a short while before being returned to the swamp.

"Kids, we're going shopping for a Christmas tree!" yelled Ally, and felt a warm pleasure when the kids screamed in delight. The family had grown comfortable in the suburban home that they had recently moved in, after the owners had left for Oklahoma to escape hurricane Katrina's floods.

"Hey, can't you see it's drugged? It's a fix!" protested Ally as he watched Fred "King" Koenng pin down an alligator in less than 2 minutes 32 seconds, which was the former Guiness world record. Ally watched the cable broadcast through the glass paneled front door of a suburban household.

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
"No," said 'Big' Marv, "Your gauge is correct, the tank is almost empty."

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg

They looked nothing alike, and yet mentally flies and alligators were remarkably similar.

[tribdog]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
Hey! buy my insurance!!
Geiko, 20 years from now

[Artman]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
Got - to - get - to - my - Lubriderm!

[Artman]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
<Who's there?>

Pizza.

<Who?>

Mail.

<Who?>

UPS.

<Who?>

Landshark.

<Who?>

Alligator

[Danger]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
My last girlfriend was cordless; now this is some tail!

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Oooh yes, that's it. <click>
Now a little to the left. Ummmm <click> Oh yeah.
More to the right. No, more, more! <click>...
Yes, yes, yes!

There, now I'm all registered at PF!

[Ivan Seeking]

You're killing me Artman! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The untold story.
We learn the meaning of 45 Hex

[Artman]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Hey get off up there! I'm a guy! I'm not one of those ball-less mice!

[Moonbear]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Oooh yes, that's it. <click>
Now a little to the left. Ummmm <click> Oh yeah.
More to the right. No, more, more! <click>...
Yes, yes, yes!
There, now I'm all registered at PF!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's a great one!

[zanazzi78]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/mouseluv.jpg
Oooh yes, that's it. <click>
Now a little to the left. Ummmm <click> Oh yeah.
More to the right. No, more, more! <click>...
Yes, yes, yes!
There, now I'm all registered at PF!

Artman you were robbed.

Danger give him your badge.

[Artman]

Artman you were robbed.
Danger give him your badge.Thanks zanazzi78, Moonbear and Ivan. I like the ones that help people see that PF is better than sex. :uhh: Almost. :biggrin:

Danger deserves the badge, he's a super funny guy.

[Artman]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
Hey! Help! Got something stuck in the door here! You will not believe what I've got stuck in the door here!

[EnumaElish]

Hey! Help! Got something stuck in the door here! You will not believe what I've got stuck in the door here!Good one, Artman!

[Ivan Seeking]

Danger deserves the badge, he's a super funny guy.

But looks are only skin deep!!! :biggrin:

You both keep us smiling.

[zoobyshoe]

Hmmm. Why are people ignoring the kitty at gunpoint? Is it not showing up?

[Ivan Seeking]

Hmmm. Why are people ignoring the kitty at gunpoint? Is it not showing up?

I can see it... Sometimes they get missed for awhile. The really cute ones are often tough. In fact I was accused of nearly killing the thread with cute kitties. :biggrin:

[EnumaElish]

Hmmm. Why are people ignoring the kitty at gunpoint? Is it not showing up?I haven't seen a kitty at a gunpoint. But blaming the absence of funny captions on the alleged absence of that picture would be like blaming gun violence on the availability of guns. Come on, zooby, have some sense!

[Danger]

Not only can I not see it, but I've gone back 5 pages and can't even find a post where it might be. :confused:
I also can't see DocToxyn's, but at least it has a little red 'x' in it.

[zoobyshoe]

Not only can I not see it, but I've gone back 5 pages and can't even find a post where it might be. :confused:
I also can't see DocToxyn's, but at least it has a little red 'x' in it.
Post # 1331 back two pages.

[EnumaElish]

http://www.randomfunnypictures.com/funny_pictures/1183.jpg
Okay, kitty. You say you can't see the picture? Go back up two pages and find my post. Do it slowly, I have a jumpy finger. Found it, didja? Good. Now quote it. Yeah, put your shaky lil cursor on the button that says "Quote" on it, see? Now left click on the mouse. There ya go. Good kitty. In the reply window, do you see the image link between IMG markers? There, I am pointing to it with the gun. Copy it, nice and easy. Now open up a new browser window. I said slowly. Paste the link into the new browser's URL box. There's the picture, you see it now? Okay! Now go back to my post. Didn't the picture appear as if outta nowhere? I say, magic, or what? Now, kitty. Make yourself comfortable and then write a funny caption. Don't mind the gun, it's just my way of saying be careful. No pressure here, heh-heh.

[Evo]

http://www.randomfunnypictures.com/funny_pictures/1183.jpgI had to cut and paste it into my browser, that is so precious. :!!)

[Moonbear]

Post # 1331 back two pages.
It shows up as a broken link, and when I paste it into my browser, I get an error 404. Must not be on a stable site. :frown:

[Danger]

Enuma's trick worked for me (but not with Doc's post). Why I missed the post before is that I'm not quite used to the scroll wheel on this work mouse. I shot right past it without realizing that it was tucked in among the 'gators.

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

True to the acting method, de Niro tried hard to picture indeed what effect said firearm would have on said quadruped, but after 152 takes of Travis Bickle bursting out laughing, Scorsese was forced to explain his dialogue a little more clearly.

Like anyone is going to get that. :frown:

[Artman]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
I've got one that I really shouldn't use, but let's just say it involves the word "spreading." :tongue2:

or

The police finally captured the notorious cat burgular.

[Artman]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
As the unsuspecting gunman moved closer, Fluffy slowly began to position himself in the "Crane Stance."

[matthyaouw]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
The covenience store's anti-armed-robbery device worked like a charm. Every time a hold up was in progress, the cat would react as above, and as the gunman fell about laughing, he would be cracked in the base of the skull with a bat.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
"So, what the hell were you thinking?" said Herman after cornering the intruder, "Did you think you'd get away with cat-burglary just cause you're a real cat?"

[Artman]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
Headline:
"Neighbors Saw Pussy Shot In Window."

[matthyaouw]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
"FREEZE MOTHERF**KER!"
The same every night.... [bump], "S**t yo, someone's downstairs. Go check that out ma man!" The bodyguards to gangland's most wanted man really did wonder why he let his girlfriend get a cat.

[Artman]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
As fluffy's life passed before his eyes, he realized, "Gee my life was short, but I got to spend an awful lot of time licking myself."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

A moment later... the intruder was disarmed, confused, his face was covered with deep scratches, and his shoe laces were untied.

[motai]

http://photoshopcontest.com/images/fullsize/8092858068cb2879eaf81ca43e5041d354e878ec44626.jpg

[motai]

http://photoshopcontest.com/images/fullsize/78133271b288a0a7ad7ca1613dbea90c7613f27813592.jpg

[JamesU]

doesn't show up. here: -- edit, I can see it now :confused:

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/7948/80640.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/7948/80640.jpg
In this modern day recreation based on newly discovered manuscripts, Roman Scholar Hans Mueller demonstrates that Roman Chariot racing was not as dangerous as previously assumed.

[Moonbear]

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/7948/80640.jpg
It seemed like a great idea until they told me what they used to fill the airbag.

[ranger]

In this modern day recreation based on newly discovered manuscripts, Roman Scholar Hans Mueller demonstrates that Roman Chariot racing was not as dangerous as previously assumed.


Nice one :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Danger]

Nice one :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I second that. By the way, that's a cool new avatar you've got there Ranger.

[ranger]

I second that. By the way, that's a cool new avatar you've got there Ranger.


Thanks. I decided to change it. The old one was kind of creepy. But I didnt go with the bunny rabbit idea that Evo suggested :biggrin:

[Danger]

Wise choice. We leave stuff like that to Arildno.

[Artman]

A moment later... the intruder was disarmed, confused, his face was covered with deep scratches, and his shoe laces were untied. Love the last line.:biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

It seemed like a great idea until they told me what they used to fill the airbag.

You know... looking at the mechanics of the event, that might work! Why was I thinking sodium azide and potassium nitrate...?

[matthyaouw]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/matthyaouw/mmmicingsmall.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Hey baby, I've erected a memorial befitting the father of our country.

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg

What's your point?

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
After his arrest for indecent exposure, pornstar Pointy DeLong claimed the sight of the camera made him forget he was not at work.

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
For some reason the caber toss never caught on in the Americas.

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
David Copperfield's latest trick revealed. Vanishing the Washington Monument. The secret: oversize pockets and misdirection

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Before Viagra or Cyalis there was Concretia. It worked, but there were some side effects.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Hundreds of visitors climb to the top every day.

[tribdog]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Just go ahead and put it anywhere.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
The view, for many, is breathtaking. Others get choked up at its size. The faint should not attempt to ascend to its dizzying height, but may watch as others mount the edifice.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
The view, for many, is breathtaking. Others get choked up at its size. The faint should not attempt to ascend to its dizzying height, but may watch as others mount the edifice....Or those with weak knees can ride up and down.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Getting in can be difficult, but once inside you can ride up and down all day.

[Astronuc]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
After too many beers and too many episodes of "My Mother, The Car". :biggrin:

And they say that TV doesn't influence anyone. :rolleyes:

[Astronuc]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
British Coast Guard reports a major 'Amphibious Assault'

[Artman]

http://www.benmorcombe.me.uk/uploaded_images/367-bigsisters-708106.jpg
Wanda Fisher, center, attributes her capability to stay underwater for extremely long periods of time to "having very big lungs."

[Artman]

http://viral.3dge.net/media/00/00/00/strange1.jpg
After too many beers and too many episodes of "My Mother, The Car". :biggrin:
And they say that TV doesn't influence anyone. :rolleyes:
A neighboring horse ws overheard to say, "Thank God he doesn't watch Mr Ed."

[Astronuc]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
"You are such a beautiful door. I have never met a door like you before. You are so different from all the other doors I have ever known. Come back to the swamp with me. I'll respect you in the morning."

[-Job-]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

I told you not to masturbate Timmy, now your cat is going to get it, you can add this to your bible... you mess down there you mess with me.

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
And people wonder why Floridians want guns?

[-Job-]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg

Hello ma'am, can i interest you in some fine leather?

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
I told you, Washington's been screwing us for years.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg

[Mk]

How bout this one, a nuclear reactor with 4% enriched, pin-type fuel consisting of UO2 pellets in zircaloy cladding:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg

Nice shoes.

[hypnagogue]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Monsignor Bonzobo listens with intent horror to the distinctive tick-tock ticking within the ear of His Leaden Madness Constable Chamberlain III.

[hypnagogue]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
Nice shoes. Wanna fluctuate the capacitor?

[Lisa!]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg


We're going to beat humans by my IQ and your Beauty, hun!

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
The idea of a vertical bowling alley was very intriquing to Tim, oh and he liked the rental shoes.

[Artman]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Oh Mon Sherrie, I love you, Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. I adore you, mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm. I am crazy about you, mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

Le' meaw, le' purrrr, le' rowroroe.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg

Check it out: When I pee, it flashes when it hits the core.

[tribdog]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Banjo's death proved three things apes understand English and apes don't appreciate homonyms and cats can be strummed to death.

[tribdog]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
Bob's designer safety shoes offered complete protection from the intense radiation coming from the core. Unfortunately, while his feet stayed cool and dry and looking great the rest of him was reduced to a thick black cloud of smoke.

[edward]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg

You and me against the world la la la la la

[edward]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg

New From Mattell: Some assembly required

[Moonbear]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Okay, listen up cat...hand over the catnip or you're not going to need to visit the vet afterall.

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
If it wasn't for the fact that Tim wore such sexy shoes that he watched himself walk, he never would have noticed that the floor simply ended!

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
Deep in the heart of the Omega 13...


Galaxy Quest reference

[Gokul43201]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Did you want to catch a flight ?

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
The airport is right next to Brokeback Beach.

[matthyaouw]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
People laughed at terrence when he set up his beachside eardrum replacement clinic, but after the new runway opened, business was booming.

[matthyaouw]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
It had become a popular game among the lads to tie one end of a long string round a sleeping sunbather's bikini and then try to lassoo the landing gear with the other.

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
The powerful roar of the thrusting engines and the smooth tubular shape of the aircraft just made Bruce want to reach right up and grab one as it went past.

[hypnagogue]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Marko yearned to be the center of attention, especially on the glamorous beach. First he tried walking a dog, then he supplemented that by wearing speedos. But people just didn't seem to notice or care-- until he started wearing his funny foam airliner hat, that is.

[jimmy p]

John got back into his car, upset that for once his horrible taste in Hawaiian shirts wasn't the centre of attention.

[Danger]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
The collaboration between the hotel chain and the airline to keep the beach litter-free was a huge success. The Coast Guard, however, was not amused at having to retrieve over 100 sunbathers from international waters.

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Full flaps dammit! That's a beach!

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Get us back up! That's not a topless woman, it's a guy in a speedo!

[jimmy p]

Damn, I don't know how to get that picture onto my post.

Oh well, here goes

"No-one wanted THAT seagull crapping on their car!"

[Ivan Seeking]

Damn, I don't know how to get that picture onto my post.

Just quote the original post containing the pic.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg

There is nothing like the golden glow of a jet fuel tan.

Hal came up a little short on his landing but managed to implement the "skip and hop maneuver"; to avoid messing up the windshield with sun bathers.

With a plane landing every minute, every day at our beach is an adventure.

The first airport for blind pilots opened today.

Bob:I thought you turned on the auto-landing system.
Jerry: I thought you did.

[jimmy p]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg


AON's subliminal messaging was taking a turn for the worse

Suddenly all the men on the beach were too aware that they were wearing speedo's

"Hey everyone looks like ants from here"
"They are ants"

(thanks Ivan)

[tribdog]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
AON's subliminal messaging was taking a turn for the worse


Pilot: Well I saw jimmy p standing there in his speedo so I brought the plane down and yelled "AOM you idiot, not AON it's AOM."

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
Tim was on his way to work wearing his best suit when suddenly a plane landed next to him, making it glaringly obvious that he was also wearing his wife's underwear.

[woodsy2k]

"New world record in Human cloning experiments... Now we can grow a plane on a human head."

[jimmy p]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg

The photographer couldn't understand why no-one would smile for the camera

[Orefa]

Gravity started to get the upper hand when Transcendental Meditation Airlines flight 101 prematurely ran out of "AOM".

[Orefa]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg

This blind date was not a good idea.

[Artman]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
The other apes were scratching themselves, tossing poo and food at the cage, just generally acting up, but Emily just sat calmly stroking her pussy.

[tribdog]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
Banjo had almost managed to pull his life together. He had a job and a family the only problem left to deal with was the catnip addiction. But it was always there, dragging him down. like a um. a um (don't make me spell this one out please)

[tribdog]

monkey on his back

[SOS2008]

Those last two by Artman and tribdog...I laughed so hard I'm sure it will feel like a did too many sit-ups when I wake up in the morning. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Artman]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
As Bruce stood on the wall in his favorite speedo, he thought, I just love it when the huge jets come zooming by and blow me.

[EnumaElish]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg
Meet Fred, undercover kitten. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060208/ap_on_fe_st/undercover_kitten) Or, life imitates art.

[jimmy p]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

That was the last time Tiddles peed on the rug.

[hypnagogue]

Prospective cover for reprint of popular children's book Sherlock the Cat nips Monkey Moriarty.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

Don't try anything cute.

[tribdog]

Don't try anything cute.
lol good one.

[Loren Booda]

That's as good as they come, Jimmy.

[Loren Booda]

How does one reproduce the (kitty) image for one's own post?

[JamesU]

quote the post with the image, or put the url of the image between [img ] and [/img ] tags (without the spaces in the tags)

[Loren Booda]

How do I quote less than 10 words? I keep getting an "error" message.

[Loren Booda]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5937/kitty9xj.jpg

Don't look behind you, but it's the litter box for you, ya dirty rat!

[Loren Booda]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/stmaarten-thumb.jpg
The fellows felt fairly flaccid facing the flying phallus.

[Loren Booda]

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7870/cid009401c0wz.jpg
I see...a stick...no, a club...yes...what the heck would make you think of a club?

[Loren Booda]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Pulstar2.jpg
I thought these went out of vogue in the 80's! Am I supposed to guess where to torch it up?

I stand upon the platform, I must give you the news; I say, you must be joking, son, where did you get those shoes?

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.mentalwanderings.com/paseos/images/strangeplants.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://static.flickr.com/8/10768425_d66d5bf300_m.jpg

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.earthstores.com/UFOSRUS/images/natanyamelivy.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.mentalwanderings.com/paseos/images/strangeplants.jpg

The back yard next to the skydiving school.

[zoobyshoe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/rockhard.jpg

[jhe1984]

Both a rock and a hard place.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.mentalwanderings.com/paseos/images/strangeplants.jpg
Memento morons

[Loren Booda]

http://static.flickr.com/8/10768425_d66d5bf300_m.jpg
I've found the Green spot! My orchid's sure going to perk up when I graft him here.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.earthstores.com/UFOSRUS/images/natanyamelivy.jpg
So, kids, I think you've had enough of my Presence album.

[tribdog]

wow, abstract. but I gotcha

[Loren Booda]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/rockhard.jpg
This petrified crocodilian was buried in mid-yawn.

tribdog, I'm still learning from you practiced voyeurs.

[tribdog]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/mrzshoe/rockhard.jpg
According to Yellowstone park rangers, while not at regular as Ol' Faithful, When Ol' Fellatio erupted it was quite the event.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/monument.jpg
Is that the Washington Monument in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

[jimmy p]

http://www.mentalwanderings.com/paseos/images/strangeplants.jpg

The necromancer thought he would practice in the scarecrow's graveyard.

[jhe1984]

http://www.mediaupload.net/images/2006/Feb/19/FsipiCbuwNEthb.jpg (http://www.mediaupload.net/img.php?id=350483)



Less-than-happy Meal.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.mediaupload.net/images/2006/Feb/19/FsipiCbuwNEthb.jpg (http://www.mediaupload.net/img.php?id=350483)

McYoga training starts today!

This picture shows the assault and theft of Ronald's highly prized shoes.

[zoobyshoe]

http://static.flickr.com/8/10768425_d66d5bf300_m.jpg
"...finally, though, after months of vigilance, some clear surveillance tape was obtained, and The Random Plant Molester was caught"

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.earthstores.com/UFOSRUS/images/natanyamelivy.jpg
As the soroity sisters giggled and waited for her answer, Marsha felt a sinking feeling. She'd gotten "human", "dog", and even "whale" with ease, but question #4 of the "Name That Phallus" competition was going to defeat her.

[SOS2008]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg

Project NUTS is the latest NSA effort to listen in on secret park-bench conversations with overseas terrorists. The squirrel seen here is quite alive; and fluent in seven languages.

[jhe1984]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg

The weather vane industry's first attempt at recycling.

[Loren Booda]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg
Out of sentimentality, the class of '25 decided never to retire its beloved mascot, Puck.

[zoobyshoe]

Out of sentimentality, the class of '25 decided never to retire its beloved mascot, Puck.
Hehehehe. Good one, Loren!

[tribdog]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg

They told him not to stick his tongue on the pole or it would freeze there, and he listened. Sort of.

[jimmy p]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2743/furrypopsicle9st.jpg


Davey Crockett's bollard attracted tourists all year round.

[SOS2008]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

The new wetsuit design was tested for leaks with a bowl of chili.

[jimmy p]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

The new member of Slipknot only lasted a few days.

[Loren Booda]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

Gordon swore off minstrel shows after a dressing-down worse than tar and feathers.

[Loren Booda]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

While avoiding the bends, the suit none the less took more time to remove than decompression in the hyperbaric chamber.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

Batman has really let himself go.

What really happened to Darrin Stephens.

Never over-feed a leech.

[Moonbear]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

Honey, be honest, does this outfit make me look fat?

[tribdog]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1333/neverfartinwetsuit9ry.jpg

Afro the Snowman

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/yourturn/images/ytf36.jpg
Sheila watched fascinated as the reptilian voyeur rubbed his croc.

[0TheSwerve0]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg

[tribdog]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg
Top: She loves me
Bottom: She loves me not

[zoobyshoe]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg
The FBI has released these photographs to alert the public to the shapeshifting Japanese ninja twins who, while not particularly dangerous, and who have committed no crimes, have been confusing the hell out of people on the U.S. west coast.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg

You da man

No, you da man

[SOS2008]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5584/fatrodent1vf.jpg

[matthyaouw]

Wow, What is that and where can I get one?

[Loren Booda]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5584/fatrodent1vf.jpg
Onara will be the first gerbil to wrestle sumo, once he is able to avoid dragging his gonads.

[Loren Booda]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg
Asian men might sometimes lose face, but they are inscrutable nonetheless.

[SOS2008]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8145/smallcar24oj.jpg

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8145/smallcar24oj.jpg
0 to .9c in 5.6 seconds.

[Artman]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8145/smallcar24oj.jpg
This is supposed to represent his penis????

[Artman]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5584/fatrodent1vf.jpg
Jobba the rodent

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg
AFP/JIJI PRESS - Tue Mar 14, 12:34 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060314/photos_od_afp/24829c1bbf86371bc4af9b38544d82ec;_ylt=AmNljselGxcq KjaxTtiBH3H2_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-

[Moonbear]

0 to .9c in 5.6 seconds.
:rofl: That's the same thing I thought when I saw that picture. I must be hanging around here too much! :rofl:

[Moonbear]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5584/fatrodent1vf.jpg
And they keep saying lettuce is diet food. :rolleyes:

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg

You're leaving me for a robot?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg

When it dawned on Klatu that he had abducted a manikin and not a human, not only did he feel really silly, but this pretty much ended his plans for the first robot revolt.

[JamesU]

oo...101 pages. This is becoming the new TKC.

[DocToxyn]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[DocToxyn]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[Danger]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
I wish I was old enough to appreciate those.

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
That reminds me, I sure would like a ballon and a milkshake.

[matthyaouw]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

But mummy, I wanted balloons like the lady has!

[Artman]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg
AFP/JIJI PRESS - Tue Mar 14, 12:34 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060314/photos_od_afp/24829c1bbf86371bc4af9b38544d82ec;_ylt=AmNljselGxcq KjaxTtiBH3H2_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-
The obsession with safe sex had become so extreme in some areas of the orient, that men would have to don entire suits of plastic before sex.

[Artman]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg
AFP/JIJI PRESS - Tue Mar 14, 12:34 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060314/photos_od_afp/24829c1bbf86371bc4af9b38544d82ec;_ylt=AmNljselGxcq KjaxTtiBH3H2_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-
This couple felt the robotic form of artificial insemination would be slightly less clinical and yet maintain a sense of scientific legitimacy...Until the robot was overheard to say, "Yeah baby, who's your daddy now."

[Artman]

But mummy, I wanted balloons like the lady has!
So do I!!!!

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Jiggles the party clown was arrested at a child's birthday party today when he grabbed the wrong two balloons and attempted to twist them into the shape of a horse.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Everyone knew something was very wrong with Jimmie when he announced his life goal was to be the first person to literally have his head up his ***, but he just giggled and showed them all he'd already conquored the first big hurdle on the way to his dream.

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
But as his body froliced in the ocean and his head rested there in the sand, little Jimmie's glee would soon turn sour. It seems the convention Center's dog show had just ended and within minutes, 200 dogs would be running free on the beach!

[Hootenanny]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

After daddy had confiscated their football, David was determined to finish the game...

[DocToxyn]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Are those real ballons over his head or is that just what he's thinking?

[DocToxyn]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Gosh, that sure is a swell name tag she's got there.

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
When dad said he was planning the party this year, everyone thought it would be a bust...

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Hey dad! That is NOT Chucky Cheese and THOSE are NOT mouse ears.

[Artman]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Lady, my dad says that he would like to help blow up your ballons. My mom says, if he does, he can go live in his car. Grownups are so silly.

[Loren Booda]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2659/robot8gf.jpg
AFP/JIJI PRESS - Tue Mar 14, 12:34 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060314/photos_od_afp/24829c1bbf86371bc4af9b38544d82ec;_ylt=AmNljselGxcq KjaxTtiBH3H2_sEF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-Steely Dan 2000 says "sayonara" to the whole damn auto-fertility study

[Loren Booda]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)Dad sure was eager to relieve mom of the birthday party drudgery. The heck with playing doctor. I'm one Hooter's hornithologist!

[Loren Booda]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8dad51556.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)Once Jimmy lost his head, he was liable to moon passersby.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8a33f0f560.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

I wonder if those are parabolas...

[Loren Booda]

Puss-catenaries!

[petereverett]

http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/animalsnature/ACF4523_a.jpg

One of these is not like the others.....

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/face1.jpg
And the lucky winner is Kenichi Nakayama, no make that Kenichi Yamanaka!

[Artman]

http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/animalsnature/ACF4523_a.jpg
Yeah, I'm callin you guys yellow. What ya gonna do about it?

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg

[JamesU]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
My desk...:uhh:

[dduardo]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg

Finally, I can take the "Drive Keyboard Through Desk" post-it reminder off my monitor.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg

This error is known as "user memory overflow".

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
LAN shark.

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Even with all the post-it reminders of how-to perform essential computer procedures, John would occassionally still get frustrated.

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
**** DOS!

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
John had finally had it with his 386.

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Garbage in garbage out my ***!

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Shoot, it worked for the mouse, I just figured it would work for the keyboard.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Life at Microsoft QC. On a good day.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Marcel finally picked up on the gentle reminders to "think outside the box" written on the notes posted by his employer.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Sam had a critical misunderstanding of the term "keyboard driver."

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
Survivorman Les Stroud demonstrates how, in an emergency, a common keyboard can be used in lieu of an axe or knife for chipping fire wood.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
After years of failed experiments, scientists finally succeed in creating a viable keyboard/termite genetic hybrid.

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
There, now that that keyboard is mostly out of the way, there is plenty of room for more post-its!

[sungod]

Oh, that a zero in the g_mu_nu tensor!
or
I think I hit a non-Euclidean bump!

(Sorry, I'm new here. I intended this to be for the crashed plane)

[Artman]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
sungod's computer desk after he discovered he missed the crashed plane photo he intended.


Welcome sungod! (Just joking.) :biggrin:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/Bored.KeyboardDesk.jpeg
The tirade on yellow journalism, although choppy, was evidently breaking news.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg
I'm not sure what it was, but it sure gave a good ride.

[Artman]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg
Yippee-Ki-Ayy, git along little doggie...uhh... dinosaur...uhh... pig-lizard...uhh... whatever-the-heck you are.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg
Disneyland Below proved an eternal inferno of tedium

[Artman]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg
I don't know what it is. It started out as a wart on my butt.

[Artman]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/MorrisCostumes/TheCreatureLG.jpg

The rumurs always said she'd ride anything...

[0TheSwerve0]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/niggacopy.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/niggacopy.jpgUgh!!! Fly back to Canada, you swan wannabes!

[Artman]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/PaidVacation/niggacopy.jpg
Come on fellas! I might be yellow, but I'm not chicken!

[loseyourname]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg

"Not now, kid."

[0TheSwerve0]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg

The water boy.

[Loren Booda]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg

Who said you can't have your cake and eat it too?

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpgThat's a wrap.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg
His obsession had started with a sanitary toilet seat cover and ended with the mummification of Whiskers.

[Artman]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg
What began as a simple addiction to a few post-it notes and an occasional keyboard through the desktop ended in...

[Artman]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg
Packing to move can be such a hassle!

[Artman]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg
He covered his desktop with newspaper for a project one day. As he sat there, the word "Coward" facing him, he grew more and more disturbed. "Coward!" he screamed! "I'll show you who's not afraid of newspaper!" And so it began.

[Artman]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg
Mommy, how come these kangaroos are jumping up and down, but they're not going anywhere?

[Artman]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/72/image0074xq.jpg
Three's a crowd kid.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/dog041906a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1412.html
http://www.coasttocoastam.com

[petereverett]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

Jim never COULD get the hang of Casual Friday...

[wolram]

http://www.brainfire.co.uk/notmyface/images/41/paper_desk.jpg

some parts were left exposed in the paper house.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Otils042306a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1420.html
http://www.coasttocoastam.com

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Otils042306a.jpg
Then Victor realized his dog had designs on him

[Loren Booda]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

His foot fetish was the only thing between him and his existential angst.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

Being a Dr. Scholl's salesman door-to-door could be hell on the feet.

[wolram]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Otils042306a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1420.html
http://www.coasttocoastam.com

You will never catch me useing a hankie.

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Otils042306a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1420.html
http://www.coasttocoastam.com

One of them is thinking, "Jeez your breath smells like dog poop."


I'm not sure which one is thinking that...

[El Hombre Invisible]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

Every day at quarter past seven, the darndest thing happened: Bob's footwear vanished!

How have you all been?

[matthyaouw]

Welcome back El Hombre!

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

Ok, have I packed everything..? Toothbrush, check. Clean shirt, check. Shoes, Ch... Dammit!!!

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg
And this little piggie had none. Sigh, how I miss my wife at times like these.

[Artman]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg
Hmmm, feet fingers are shorter than hand fingers.

[Artman]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg
Shoeless Joe Jackson during his short lived career as a door to door saleman.

[Artman]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg
...18, 19, 20...oh darn, I guess I'll have to take off my pants to count to 21.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg
On the road in New Orleans, our FEMA executive prepares for the evacuation of Hurricane Katrina.

[Artman]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg
They take away my shoes because of the laces, yet they leave me my tie...And they call me crazy!

[Artman]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg
By 7:17, I plan to be totally naked, except for the tie!

[Artman]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg
Door-to-door shoe sales in JAPAN! What was I thinking!

[Echo 6 Sierra]

http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/42-16213485.jpg

UH-OH! UH-OH! Fifteen minutes to Wapner! Defnully-defnully...fifteen minutes to Wapner. 1021 boards....inna floor...defnully...1021 boards.

[Artman]

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg
Einstein's cat.
.
.
.
(Forgive me if this was said already, just looking back for cool pics that I haven't captioned yet and didn't read around them again.)

[Loren Booda]

http://www.kia-b.com/images/custom/misc1.jpg
The secret's out: Wookie knocked up Yoda

[mbrmbrg]

http://craphound.com/images/funny_vancouver_sign.jpg
"...In conclusion, we have decided to address the root of the problem, and not merely the cosmetic details."

[Loren Booda]

http://craphound.com/images/funny_vancouver_sign.jpg
Dogspeak translated: "At least we don't have to take your crap."

[mbrmbrg]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpg

[matthyaouw]

Oh man I missed this thread! :biggrin:

[arunbg]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpg

Antspeak translated : "Care to help me unload ?"

[mbrmbrg]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpg
8. If each cheese sandwich has a mass of 10g, and the load shown is only 0.03% of the maximum load this ant can carry, what is the ant's maximum tensile strength? Why would disposing of this ant by patting it with a tissue be a rather bad idea?

[Artman]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpg

"Let's have a party" she said. Oooh my aching back. "Invite everyone we know," she said. And this is just the Hors devours!

[Artman]

http://craphound.com/images/funny_vancouver_sign.jpg


Dog: Stupid humans, "Crap" is not spelled "Grrrrr," it's spelled "Grrrwhoof."

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpg
I smell cookie. There's a cookie around here somewhere. The smell is very strong. Where could it be?

[Artman]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpg

Wholesale clubs are great, except the quanities of items are just so darn large!

[mbrmbrg]

"Let's have a party" she said. Oooh my aching back. "Invite everyone we know," she said. And this is just the Hors devours!

:rofl:

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg
I told you a boat would come in handy.

[Artman]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

"Now, if we had bought the tugboat, like I suggested, we wouldn't still be in this mess!"

or

Rather than blindly follow the truck, the boat reared as it approached the cliff.

[Artman]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg
"Honey, as I told you before, the car only has four wheel drive when it is NOT laying on it's side!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg
Finally a good use for luxury trucks: Anchors

[Cyrus]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

A little bit back.............a little bit back.............a little bit back........(pause)

...............................too much back.......

[Loren Booda]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpgYou can't have a picnic without crackers.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg
Call out the Marines - on land and air and sea.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2540/att17497nl7.jpg
No sarge I'm tellin yuh, it's like I hit a force field that won't let me move.

[BigFairy]

^^ haha, thats gold!

:)

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2540/att17497nl7.jpg
I've been telling you to cut back on the doughnuts.

[Loren Booda]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2540/att17497nl7.jpg
"Cops" couldn't afford the Chinese Theater.

[Astronuc]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2540/att17497nl7.jpg

"You just couldn't wait until it dried - could ya?"

or

"Did you happen to see the sign "Stay off the shoulder"? It's there for a reason."

[Astronuc]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

"Where did it say - Turn right?"

or

"I thought I would try the autopilot"

"Umm - the truck doesn't have an autopilot. That's the lighter."

[Moonbear]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

"Honey? I had a little fender bender on the way home, but don't worry, the boat is just fine..."

[arunbg]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2540/att17497nl7.jpg
"Okay, the flashy lights didn't work. Let's try the sirens."

[arunbg]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg
The local truck-jumping-off-cliff competition. Seen in the background is a contestant of the boat-athon event. Held as part of the annual Twisted Motolympica.

[arunbg]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpg

"Honey, does this hat go well with the black suit ?"

[arunbg]

Here's a new one for you guys.
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg

[mbrmbrg]

Here's a new one for you guys.
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg

Carefully camaflouged, Kitty's eyes widened in fear, as Kitty silently praised that overly pushy color contact salesman.

[-Job-]

Here's a new one for you guys.
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg

"I peed all over your carpet, and shoes... and pretty much everything you have."

[Ivan Seeking]

"I peed all over your carpet, and shoes... and pretty much everything you have."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: but I'm so cute that you will put up with anything...

[-Job-]

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/files/Funny%20Hard%20Work.jpg
"Upon closer examination, this red square, though red and verifiably so, is not as red as the previous one. This is staggering evidence against Johnson's theory that a square is either red or it is not."

[mbrmbrg]

"Upon closer examination, this red square, though red and verifiably so, is not as red as the previous one. This is staggering evidence against Johnson's theory that a square is either red or it is not."

:rofl: Ah, scientists... :rofl:

[mbrmbrg]

http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/albums/firecake/IMGP6368.sized.jpg

"Remember," he had told his nearest and dearest, "Just because I'm turning 65, we do not need to have 65 little candles on my cake."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/albums/firecake/IMGP6368.sized.jpg

Ah, you knew my favorite - Devil's Food Cake!

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpgSo the cat's out of the bag - I ran away with a Scottish Terrier.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpgHow do you like my poker face?

[arunbg]

http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/albums/firecake/IMGP6368.sized.jpg
Martha Stewart's baking - Pyrotechnician style
or

"When I said I wanted my birthday to be a blast, I wasn't being literal you know".

[Artman]

http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/albums/firecake/IMGP6368.sized.jpg

"...Happy birthday to you!"
"Yay!"
"Okay dear, time to blow out the candles."

WOOOSH!

"Ha, ha, ha! Oh don't worry about your eyebrows. They'll grow back before your next birthday."

[Artman]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

Now do you mind if I drive for a while?!?

[Artman]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2540/att17497nl7.jpg
No, no, I don't want you to call for backup, I 'm talking about the car. We have to back up!

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg

Can I have my ears back please?

[Moonbear]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg

In a moment of utter despair, Muffin realizes she's been framed by Spike.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/albums/firecake/IMGP6368.sized.jpg

In addition to wheat gluten, icing made in China has known anomalies.

[hypnagogue]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg

Whiskers braces for the awesome responsibility of carrying the One ring across the treacherous lands and into the depths of Mordor's fiery heart... alone.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

Jethro misunderstood the meaning of the term "offroad vehicle."

[dontdisturbmycircles]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg

"mmhmm, mmmhmmm, I caaannn't heeeaaarrrr yooouuuu"

[BobG]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg
There's the obvious caption, but......

[dontdisturbmycircles]

Got dried milk solids?

[Loren Booda]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg
One more joke and here come the milk snots.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg

Mmmmmmmmm, there is nothing like the taste of instant Carnac.
- Found next to the Soylent Green.

[The_Thinker]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

See... I told you this shortcut was a bad idea...:rolleyes:

[Astronuc]

[QUOTE=Artman;1330505]http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

See... I told you this shortcut was a bad idea...:rolleyes: I'd say it was too short. :biggrin:

This guy gives new meaning to the phrase 'just hanging around'.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg
"Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them."

-- Guy Fleegman "Galaxy Quest

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/toocute.jpg
"Please Sir, May I have some more?"

Or

"What ever you do, don't feed them after midnight."

(From Mrs Artman )

[Huckleberry]

http://www.consumershero.com/image_wp/funny_cars_pictures/crash_boat_jeep.jpg

I swear there was a lake here yesterday!

or

Looks like you owe me $10

[Artman]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg

Mustache bleach tastes weird.

[Artman]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg
Yuck, that chalky Barium test liquid tastes god awful!

[Artman]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg
Over the lips, past the gums, look out stomach...Oh god, I think I'm gonna spew!

[BobG]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg
The tame version of the more popular limerick (or at least the version in at least one college literature book):

Carnation milk is the best in the land;
Here I sit with a can in my hand -
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole in the son of a *****.

There's more fun versions, but you'd have to be old enough to have lived when Carnation milk came in a can and was actually popular.

[Artman]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg

This stuff would taste better with a shot of brandy...who am I kidding, it would still taste like crap!

[Artman]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg
Santa's first mustache

[Artman]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg
I don't care how long I have to sit here, I am not going to swallow this stuff!

[Artman]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/338/carnationmilkph5.jpg
It's magically delicious!

[arunbg]

Here's another kitty photo to take a dig at.Oh, I luv this thread!

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpg

Pop Tarts for puppies!

[mbrmbrg]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpg

Patent # 4,669,216 (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=21807&highlight=mouse)

[arunbg]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpg
"I don't know about pop tarts but I sure know that there is a lot of kitty poop tart at the bottom."

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpg
Those berries look a bit too wild.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpg
Get your mangled hand off my box! Look, I already bit off one of your fingers and a thumb, you want me to come after the rest?

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpg
I told you not to feed it after midnight!

[Huckleberry]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpg
How to get your kitten into the theatre without paying admission. Now pass the popcorn!

[mbrmbrg]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p151/equato/verizoncheck-mum-the-weiser.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kitty_pop_tarts.jpgWhat will the Chinese think of next?

[Loren Booda]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p151/equato/verizoncheck-mum-the-weiser.jpgA mathematician bouncing a check

[Artman]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p151/equato/verizoncheck-mum-the-weiser.jpg
Verizon Employee: I hate it when Physics Forums pays their phone bill!

[The_Thinker]

Flash news bulletin... the cows have gone on strike!!

[arunbg]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p151/equato/verizoncheck-mum-the-weiser.jpg
A common mistake when writing down cheques : This cheque was rejected since mathematical expressions should be written "in words" in the main blank followed by the keyword "only".
The correct version would be :
"Zero point zero zero two, plus e to the power i times pi, plus the sum of the reciprocals of the nth powers of two where n goes from one to infinity only".

BB&T - Banking at its simplest.

[Artman]

:rofl:
A common mistake when writing down cheques : This cheque was rejected since mathematical expressions should be written in words in the main blank followed by the keyword "only".
The correct version would be :
"Zero point zero zero two, plus e to the power i times pi, plus the sum of the reciprocals of the nth powers of two where n goes from one to infinity only".

BB&T - Banking at its simplest.

Or you could add, and 00/100 :biggrin:

[arunbg]

Flash news bulletin... the cows have gone on strike!!
The best KFC ad yet.

[Huckleberry]

Flash news bulletin... the cows have gone on strike!!
As long as we keep the other animals on all fours we can rule this farm. All we need to do is eliminate... the chickens!

[arunbg]

What do you think of this one fellas?
http://bp2.blogger.com/_V5VDjNFBpNE/RcYKxbJpgtI/AAAAAAAAACw/5HM914vpdYY/s400/baseball.jpg

[mbrmbrg]

The best KFC ad yet.

It really is an ad--for ChickFillet, I think. There used to be an ad like that on my way to school: one cow standing on another cow's back, painting "eet more chiken".

[Huckleberry]

What do you think of this one fellas? Your Leaping Monkey attack is very impressive, young master, but my Kicking Chicken defense is superior. Ha-Do-Ken!

or

Oh, pardon me sir, but you seem to have stepped in some gum. Let me get that for you.

[BobG]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_V5VDjNFBpNE/RcYKxbJpgtI/AAAAAAAAACw/5HM914vpdYY/s400/baseball.jpg
Rivera was so shocked to see where Donovan's new hand sprouted from he leapt five feet into the air and peed himself.

[arunbg]

Rivera was so shocked to see where Donovan's new hand sprouted from he leapt five feet into the air and peed himself.
:rofl: You're getting old Bob, well at least your vision is :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_V5VDjNFBpNE/RcYKxbJpgtI/AAAAAAAAACw/5HM914vpdYY/s400/baseball.jpg
Is that your leg, or are you REALLY happy to see me?

[hypnagogue]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_V5VDjNFBpNE/RcYKxbJpgtI/AAAAAAAAACw/5HM914vpdYY/s400/baseball.jpg

Anti-gravity boot bloopers

[hypnagogue]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_V5VDjNFBpNE/RcYKxbJpgtI/AAAAAAAAACw/5HM914vpdYY/s400/baseball.jpg

Spider Man vs. Dr. Coctopus : the baseball years

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_V5VDjNFBpNE/RcYKxbJpgtI/AAAAAAAAACw/5HM914vpdYY/s400/baseball.jpg

...And the kick is up! It's going...going...!

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_V5VDjNFBpNE/RcYKxbJpgtI/AAAAAAAAACw/5HM914vpdYY/s400/baseball.jpg
50,000 observers await the time of impact on a binary by one small step for Man.

[zoobyshoe]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/baseball_statue.jpg

Harry, the vindictive mime, went to unbelievable lengths for revenge.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg


Curious young William was soon to be amazed at how much pain could be inflicted with a paper bag.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Some women wear their heart on their sleeve. Mildred wore her vagina on her head.

[Loren Booda]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/baseball_statue.jpg

The Louisville slugger had been known to swat many a fly, and believe me, he found many flies downtown.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg


The penny in Joey's pocket was enough to fulfill the stranger's request.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Her fiery headress, a vain display to entice men, merely attracted yellow jackets away from the picnic.

[Artman]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg
At 35 years of age, there were some moments he could recall when Joey didn't mind being a youthful looking midget.

[Artman]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Marge, who considered herself a slave to fashion, had never until this moment been beaten by her master.

[Artman]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/baseball_statue.jpg
Batman vs his arch nemesis Phonegirl

[matthyaouw]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/baseball_statue.jpg
After a 10 year career, it was just one heckle too many. Cheryl was about to regret shouting 'how about a hard swing next time?' during the game...

[Huckleberry]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg
Let's see Mary Kay beat this!

or

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

[Huckleberry]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/baseball_statue.jpgExhibit A

New studies have shown that cell phones have a direct correlation to heart failure. I present Exhibit A

[Huckleberry]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Marge dons her invisibility helmet and is, yet again, satisfied with the results.

[Artman]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Marge, puffing on a doobie says, "Welcome to Jamaica, mahn."

[Artman]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

No more buttons. What do I play with now? Hmm, I wonder what that white cloth is there for...?

[Artman]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

Timmy exclaimed prophetically, "Gosh, this looks like a neat place to play!"

[Huckleberry]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

Timmy makes a mental note of a neat place to go when playing hide and seek in the future.

[Artman]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

In his fervent imagination, Timmy took a deep breath and pulled aside the temple curtain to gaze upon the hidden treasure.

[Artman]

Timmy makes a mental note of a neat place to go when playing hide and seek in the future.

Girls are icky, no one will ever look for me there!

[Artman]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/baseball_statue.jpg

"So, I says to my man, I says, "You best quit watching stupid baseball all the time, or else I'll make you sorry..."

[Artman]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/baseball_statue.jpg

"Um hum, Then you know what he said? Yeah, then the idiot has the nerve to tell me I better not take his red umbrella because it makes statues come to life. Have you ever heard anything more preposterous?"

[Artman]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg
His five year mission, to boldly go where...

[Huckleberry]

Having fun Artman? :biggrin:

[Artman]

Having fun Artman? :biggrin:I'm having a ball. :rofl:

I love this thread.:!!)

[Artman]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/baseball_statue.jpg

"So I says, I'd rather get smacked in the face with a baseball bat than sit here through one more boring inning!"

[Huckleberry]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/326687891_59c35bcb0a_m.jpg
...................Artman...................

I'm having a ball. :rofl:

I love this thread.:!!)

[Artman]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/326687891_59c35bcb0a_m.jpg
...................Artman...................

You have no idea how tough it is to type with webbed paws.

[Artman]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/326687891_59c35bcb0a_m.jpg
...................Artman...................

Mine!!!!!!!!

[hypnagogue]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

After 5 crummy years, Timmy decided it was time to return to his old digs.

[Huckleberry]

After 5 crummy years I'd be looking for some new diggs.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

A scientist's speculation on how the evolutionary pressures of sexual selection might transform the human race in the coming millennia.

[Artman]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

Huck was determined to find Tom and Becky...

[Artman]

A scientist's speculation on how the evolutionary pressures of sexual selection might transform the human race in the coming millennia.

Extinction?

[hypnagogue]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Marge's freakishly huge protruding brain granted her an expansive consciousness and piercing intellectual insight light years beyond the comprehension of her contemporaries, and also doubled as a good stuffing for gift bags in a pinch.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

Brave little Billy pulled back the curtain to find that the grand Wizard was, in fact, nothing more than a mere buttock.

[Artman]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Although the green front brace keeps the head in an upright position, the wearer of the ceremonial headdress must wear a protective cord on her glasses should the pole slip from its position in her forehead allowing her head to lurch forward dislodging the eyewear.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Everyone was too embarrassed to inform Marge that she had a Martian brain leech affixed to her scalp.

[Artman]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

Told you men never grow up.

[Artman]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

"I swear young man you are just like your father!"

[Artman]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Everyone was too embarrassed to inform Marge that she had a Martian brain leech affixed to her scalp.

When asked, "What the heck is that?"
The Brain Leech responded, "I don't know, it started out as a wart on my butt."

[hypnagogue]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Sometimes, during her lunch break, Marge would rue her decision to become a secretary at the cost of chasing her rodeo clown dreams.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/326687891_59c35bcb0a_m.jpg
Duh, can I have some too, George? Huh? Huh?

[hypnagogue]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

"Now where in the hey did I put those party favors...?"

[hypnagogue]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

Always the intrepid little explorer, Billy would not rest til he found the source of those fetid wafts of air.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg

Marge got offended when I said "baboon's ***" around her kids, but to me that's what her hair looked like.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.thom.org/photos/womanwithantlers.jpg
...the terror subsided, though, when one of the visitors from planet Bambi managed to communicate that all they wanted was a couple salt blocks and an hour's grazing on the nearest lawn.

[arunbg]

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Peek-a-Boo.jpg

"Women these days :grumpy: Restoring decency by rebuttoning undone skirts has become a full time job."

or

Boys will always be men.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.winnipegfolkfestival.ca/pages/photo_galleries/images/IMG_0751.jpg
This is Fronglap to mother ship. I have landed on planet earth and am now moving inconspicuously among the inhabitants.

[Artman]

This is Fronglap to mother ship. I have landed on planet earth and am now moving inconspicuously among the inhabitants.Love that you used the word "inconspicuously." :rofl:

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

Fronglap, this is Gonslik, we have landed and are assimulating into the culture as well. Perhaps, since you have been her longer, you can tell us what a pin is and why several people are rushing with them to greet us?

[mbrmbrg]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg


Why armor is no longer as popular as it once was.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

Fronglap, could explain why my sword keeps drawing undue attention from the females? What exactly is a magnum?

[arunbg]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

What happened when Hagar the Horrible mistook a balloon for his wife one wild night .....

[hypnagogue]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

In medieval times, it was not uncommon for armor-making blacksmiths to substitute insect larvae for valuable iron ores.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

Joe raised his hands in front of him to ward off the man wearing the foul smelling costume made from hot dogs that had long ago gone bad and turned gray and putrid due to lack of refrigeration.

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

As Bubbles the Balloon Bending Clown, watched the balloon bedecked knight sauntering across the floor, jealousy gripped him tighter and tighter and he relished the feel of the long, cold steel, hat pin he held secreted in his hand.

[arunbg]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

The mythical knight in balloon armour coming to the rescue of the cameraman in distress :confused:

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg
Why is this knight different from all other knights?

Sorry, it's funnier if you are familiar with a particular Passover tradition where the youngest son asks "Why is this night different from all other nights?"

[Artman]

Why is this knight different from all other knights?

Sorry, it's funnier if you are familiar with a particular Passover tradition where the youngest son asks "Why is this night different from all other nights?"
Oye vay. :tongue:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg
You appear overly happy to see me!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpgBy day a humble hotdog vendor, but by night -- CAPTAIN PHALLUS!!! -- steward of superlative safe sex!

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

In fact anyone who dons the safe sex suit, is likely to never have sex with another person again!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpgThe "Condom-minion" (or "Rubberlesque") makes both air bags and back seat romance things of the past.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg
Before
http://www.actewagl.com.au/education/_lib/images/Energy/HairOnEnd.jpg
After

[Artman]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

As Bubbles the Balloon Bending Clown, watched the balloon bedecked knight sauntering across the floor, jealousy gripped him tighter and tighter and he relished the feel of the long, cold steel, hat pin he held secreted in his hand.Bubbles could control his jealous fury no longer. He jumped the knight and quickly turned his armor into 189 wiener dogs, 37 giraffes, 123 stick people, a couple of bears and a large black phallus, complete with a pair of twisted testes, which he waved at the now naked knight in a very indecent manner.

[Artman]

Bubbles could control his jealous fury no longer. He jumped the knight and quickly turned his armor into 189 wiener dogs, 37 giraffes, 123 stick people, a couple of bears and a large black phallus, complete with a pair of twisted testes, which he waved at the now naked knight in a very indecent manner.As he was being led away, Bubbles was heard to say, "You can't come dressed in rubber and not expect to 'dance.'"

[arunbg]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/tired.jpg
Tired after a hard day sleeping.

[matthyaouw]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/tired.jpg
Mummy, what does 'super glue' mean?

[arunbg]

:rofl: I applied it to my cheek, eyelids and feet lol...

[Loren Booda]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/tired.jpg
Daddy sleeps on the subway while standing, so why not me in my cubby hole?

[Huckleberry]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/tired.jpg

Little Abigail's scheme to reserve her favorite toy for the afternoon was thwarted by the untimely hourly chime from the wall clock. Nap-time arrived a moment too soon resulting in an acute case of narcosleepy.

[Moonbear]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images3/balloonknight.jpg

Joe couldn't decide whether to attend the Butcher's Sausage-Making Workshop, or the Anime Convention, both held the same weekend. Either way, he wasn't getting a date anytime soon.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/46984396.jpg
No one was put at ease when Hazel retorted to suggestion she might have a drinking problem by buying 12 beers and saying "Just watch! I won't have any problem drinking them!"

[zoobyshoe]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
This recent discovery in an Oregon forest raised hopes that trees might now be dated by determining if they use cell phones or the older landlines.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/tired.jpg
Taking care of mommy is very tiring.

[arunbg]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg

Even primates need 911

or

"I dunno what it is, but it started out as a diode on my bark"

[Huckleberry]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg

The zooby brush shelter hotline

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
This recent discovery in an Oregon forest raised hopes that trees might now be dated by determining if they use cell phones or the older landlines.

Nah, we are still doing it the old fashioned way: We count the rings.

[Loren Booda]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg

Earth First! sabotages loggers by incessant telephone solicitations.

[Moonbear]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
This recent discovery in an Oregon forest raised hopes that trees might now be dated by determining if they use cell phones or the older landlines.

Nah, we are still doing it the old fashioned way: We count the rings.

<<<<<GROAN>>>>>

Joe was looking forward to his vacation camping in the wilderness, far from the constant ringing of the office phone. His boss had other plans.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
You have reached the offices of Baer, Wolfe, Fochs, & Lyon.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg

Hello, branch manager's office...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg

Communications 101: This is a trunk line

[Huckleberry]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg

Hold on honey, there's some sap on the other line.

[Artman]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
Lost their tree house.


(suggested by Mrs. Artman :biggrin: )

[Artman]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
I said "Hang up the phone, not hang up the phone!"

[Artman]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/tired.jpg
"I can't go to bed, I'm too tired." - Mrs Artman

[Artman]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/tired.jpg
It really tires you out getting around with only one arm and one leg.

[Artman]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
Person #1 - I think that's a real tree.
Person #2 - Nah, artificial. It looks phony.

[Huckleberry]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg

The circus carnival phone for the giant with small hands. Just out of the picture is a sign with the words "You must be this tall to use this phone".

[matthyaouw]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
The call of the wild was sadly too high up for most people to answer.

[arunbg]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg


Treebeard: Uuuhm..... Teleeephoone eh?...Let's see....umm....the rhyme doesn't say anythin bout teleeephoones....I knooow, YOU'RE JUST AN ORC WITH FANCY BUTTONS ....<crunch><sproing>

Thus came to an end, the glorious age of the ONE telephone upon the realm of middle earth.

[arunbg]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
Person #1 - I think that's a real tree.
Person #2 - Nah, artificial. It looks phony.

:rofl: That's a classic Artman. Keep em comin.

[matthyaouw]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg


Treebeard: Uuuhm..... Teleeephoone eh?...Let's see....umm....the rhyme doesn't say anythin bout teleeephoones....I knooow, YOU'RE JUST AN ORC WITH FANCY BUTTONS ....<crunch><sproing>

Thus came to an end, the glorious age of the ONE telephone upon the realm of middle earth.

Which, on reflection, wasn't that glorious. It might have been improved by the presence of a second, along with some connecting wires.

[Huckleberry]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg


Treebeard: Uuuhm..... Teleeephoone eh?...Let's see....umm....the rhyme doesn't say anythin bout teleeephoones....I knooow, YOU'RE JUST AN ORC WITH FANCY BUTTONS ....<crunch><sproing>

Thus came to an end, the glorious age of the ONE telephone upon the realm of middle earth.
Which, on reflection, wasn't that glorious. It might have been improved by the presence of a second, along with some connecting wires.

But in the smoking pits of Mordor, by the mountain of fire, Sauron used arcane devices to craft other phones of power, three for the elves, seven for the dwarves, and nine for mortal men. Little did he realize that the races of Middle Earth would wake him up in the dead of night to order pizza. With a shrug Sauron rolled over in the coals and pulled his blanket of fire over his head, thankful that at least he didn't give any phones to hte hobbits.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg[/QUOTE]

Oak, fir, maple, and phones: Sold by the cord.

Cellulose phones are also available.

[Math Is Hard]

The call of the wild was sadly too high up for most people to answer. :rofl: my favorite!

[Huckleberry]

Nah, we are still doing it the old fashioned way: We count the rings. I like this one.

[Artman]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg


Treebeard: Uuuhm..... Teleeephoone eh?...Let's see....umm....the rhyme doesn't say anythin bout teleeephoones....I knooow, YOU'RE JUST AN ORC WITH FANCY BUTTONS ....<crunch><sproing>

Thus came to an end, the glorious age of the ONE telephone upon the realm of middle earth.

AT&T: Lord of the Rings

[Loren Booda]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/zengunner8/TreePhone.jpg
Wood you knot call if you just want to pine or needle me about leafing - all I ask is for your kindling, sons of beeches, to lichen me and my fronds.

[Artman]

Wood you knot call if you just want to pine or needle me about leafing - all I ask is for your kindling, sons of beeches, to lichen me and my fronds.

:rofl: :biggrin: :rofl:

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Copilot - Okay, the girl in the bikini is cute, and I admit she maybe warranted a closer look, but geez Joe! What were you thinking?

[matthyaouw]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg

person 1 What do you mean "a pilot whale was checking out a girl in a bikini and beached himeslf"?
person 2 No, I said 'a pilot, while checking out a girl in a bikini, beached himself.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
I SAID "YOU'RE ... IN ... AN ... AIRPLANE!"

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
De Plane! De Plane!

[Artman]

(Beer x 12) + (Vodka x1) + (Friends x 6) =
http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Atlas Burped.

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
The Captain asks that you remain in your seats until the plane comes to a complete stop, he also adds, "avast ye land-lubbers, bet that shivered ye timbers."

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
The Captain asks that you remain in your seats until the plane comes to a complete stop, he also adds, "avast ye land-lubbers, bet that shivered ye timbers."And, Arrrrgh, we've run aground.

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Copilot - I saw this movie, "Flight of the Pheonix," maybe, we could cut the left wing off and the right wing and engine off, then we could hoist the left wing over the fusilage and attach the left wing to the right engine and make a plane that can fly us out of here!

Pilot - We're in Miami beach you idiot!

[matthyaouw]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
10 minutes earlier: "Anyone ever play Buckaroo as a kid?"

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Cinderella on her day off

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Just seconds after he made the announcment, "Okay the party's over, everyone help me clean this place up!"

[Huckleberry]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
"Left turn Clyde."

or

I so would have won that years kite flying competition if my line hadn't broken.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Atlas Burped.:rofl:

They had to empty out the trash to fit the other half of him.

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Doctor - Okay, I see you've placed your urine specimin on the table, now what seems to be the problem?

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
You just know, that under all that stuff, even though you can't see it from here, this guy has at least one pen!s drawn on his face in felt tip marker!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Warning: Blasting Ahead

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg

Honey, we're home! Did your study pals leave yet? Did you finish your homework?

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Hey guys, would someone hand me my drink? I think I left it on the table.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg[/QUOTE]
Even poltergeists have a sense of humor.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
"De plane! De plane! De" lop lop lop

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Okay, I can almost reach the light cord, but I still can't pull it. How about putting all of this on top of the table and sliding it under the light...

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Honey, you put your top back on a little too late.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiings!

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiings!
:rofl:

Sadly, he should have gotten them from flight school.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
I'll bet $10 that the laundry basket is the first thing to hit the ground when he wakes up.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Cell phones can cause planes to crash.

or

He read the wrong definition for hydroplane.

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
So when is Greenpeace coming to drag it back out to sea?

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
"I'll show them...*urp*...I can balanche...*hic*...good enough to be in the act...*urp*...even after a few drinsscks..." said, Benny, the youngest Bellini Brother, after being rejected yet again for his shot at joining his brother's act.

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
Cleaning up the beach house went fast, even without Andy's help. It wasn't until they were finished that they discovered Andy's shoes, but there was still no sign of Andy.

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
"Let's have sex on the beach," he says. "It'll be fun" he says. "No one will see us," he says. Then BAM !!!talk about a climax!

[matthyaouw]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg

The tragic consequence of not strengthening the floor of your attic.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
"Let's have sex on the beach," he says. "It'll be fun" he says. "No one will see us," he says. Then BAM !!!talk about a climax!:rofl: I think the pilot had some sex on the beach too.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
"Tower to Hughes 13: Sorry. Thought you were a hydroplane."

[Artman]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Jet skis are getting bigger and bigger.

[arunbg]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Celebrity A380 at the Airbus beach fuselage photo shoot. Here in the classic Bond Girl Ursula Andress pose.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg

Transhumanism gone wrong

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
No, I don't expect you to clean up this mess Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

[Artman]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/myspace-graphics/myspace-graphics-funny/Pictures/myspace-graphics-funny-pictures202.jpg
No, I don't expect you to clean up this mess Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
Grab his feet! Now we begin the torture. This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy...

[Huckleberry]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'ld been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
I can ride a bicycle and I can play the violin. Most people would rather listen to me ride a bicycle.

(Note: the wheels are suspiciously sharp and clear.)

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
He begins every song with the phrase, "Come and listen to my story..."

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
Person #1 - "You say his songs are a big hit with truck drivers?"
Person #2 - "No, I said he was hit by a truck while driving."

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
Person #1 - "You say he's an outstanding musician?"
Person #2 - "No. I said 'He's out standing in his field`, but now he's just riding through his field."

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
Now all he needs is a cup holder and a cell phone charger.

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
Bob, always a very literal sort, overreacted to the phrase, "Let's get the show on the road."

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
Bob was unaware that if he kept up his current rate of acceleration and maintained his current allegro tempo, he would reach the stop street and busy intersection at the precise moment of the page turn!

[Huckleberry]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
After discovering a function to divide the product of prime numbers into their original form the world suddenly began to make sense to BoB.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
In a flash Bob realized that the fields he had been traversing were infested with ergot. At least that was what his violin told him.

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
What you don't know is that he is playing the music backwards as well.

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
Bob got challenged and defeated so often for his chair in the orchestra, he decided to put it on wheels, and just pedal backwards.

[Artman]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
The baseball card flapping against the spokes produced a marvelous rhythm at a peppy tempo.

[Artman]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
Lookout munchies, here I come!

[Artman]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
I never inhale.

[Artman]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
Ric *hack* ol *cough* a

[tribdog]

lol, sometimes I miss Artman

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
I'm on drugs. You know what I'm talking about. I like to get small. It's very dangerous for kids, because they get realllly small.
I know I shouldn't get small when I'm driving, but I was drivin' around the other day and a cop pulls me over ... says, ‘Hey, are you small?’ I say, ‘No, I'm tall.’ He says, 'I'm gonna have to measure you.' They give you a little test with a balloon. If you can get inside it, they know you're small ... and they can't put you in a regular cell either, because you walk right out.
--- Steve Martin

[Loren Booda]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg

Kenny decided to kill two kegs while stoned, although smoking Coors was not the high he sought it to be.

[Artman]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
Chief of Police Darrel Stoner disposing of confiscated marijuana in his backyard Incinerator. "I made it myself. It works like this: You have to blow on this long tube to get a draft going," pftttt pftttt, "Then you just take a deep breath and hold it a few seconds," Pftttttttt. Pftttttttt. Ooooooooooo. "Anyone else getting hungry?"

[Artman]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
"No stems no seeds that you don't need. Acupulco Gold is..." Phfffft. "Bad a$$ weed."

- Cheech and Chong

[Artman]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
Darrel kept Bogarting the pipe.

[arunbg]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg

"Jimmy, once I finish pushing the ball into the cannon, I will give you a signal and you can light the fuse, ok? Jimmy? Ji........"

[Artman]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
Chief of Police Darrel Stoner disposing of confiscated marijuana in his backyard Incinerator. "I made it myself. It works like this: You have to blow on this long tube to get a draft going," pftttt pftttt, "Then you just take a deep breath and hold it a few seconds," Pftttttttt. Pftttttttt. Ooooooooooo. "Anyone else getting hungry?"
Reporter - "Is there anything you'd like to add, Chief Stoner?"
Stoner - "I just want to say, I love you guys. No really, I love ya man."

[arunbg]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg

The new Barrel n Pipe reflecting telsecope at the National Redneck Observatory.

[arunbg]

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg

And at night he's a blood sucking vampire who goes by the name Bicycula....


Just as a sidenote, the cyclist,countryside, violion and the guy with the pipe remind me of the Sherlock Holmes short story, The Solitary Cyclist.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
Why do I get the feeling there is a wily coyote snickering behind that tree.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
I wonder what size bra his wife wears.

[Artman]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hilarious/bigpipe.jpg
I wonder what size bra his wife wears.

:uhh: A wife? With the shape of that pipe, are you sure we're not talking about a boyfriend? :uhh:

[Huckleberry]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg
"Hello? HELLO? OCEEAAAAAAAAANN! Hehe."

[Artman]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg
"Give me cheesy poofs or I'll hold my breath till I turn green!"

[Loren Booda]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg
Jimmy had never vomited bile before.

[Huckleberry]

Hey, that's not the picture I put up there!
How'd it get changed?

[Artman]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

- (Initiation scene from Animal House)

[arunbg]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg


Miscued golf ball gone down the wrong kind of hole, if ya know what I mean....

[Artman]

Hey, that's not the picture I put up there!
How'd it get changed?
I wondered what your caption was about. :rofl:

Eh, what the heck, it's working. :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg
Huckleberry when he discovered his picture had changed.

[Artman]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg
A sour fried green tomato.

[Artman]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/graphics/bushphone1.jpg
A tennis ball coppin' an attitude.

[arunbg]

I wondered what your caption was about. :rofl:

Eh, what the heck, it's working. :biggrin:

Haha good one, I was also wondering. Couldn't have a better reaction myself, to the original picture.

[Huckleberry]

I don't understand. When I first posted the image I saw the correct one. It was a picture of George Bush on the telephone, but it was upside-down. A few minutes after posting I check back and see the green face sticking out a tongue at me. I don't see that my post has been edited by anyone here. IS the link changed suddenly? How does this happen?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7793/evilgeniusbunwv1.png

[Loren Booda]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7793/evilgeniusbunwv1.pngSome kinda wicked pvssy!

[Huckleberry]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7793/evilgeniusbunwv1.png
Guess what happened to the last person that tried to put this kitty in a nutshell.

[Artman]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7793/evilgeniusbunwv1.png
Okay, I have my cat and I have my book, now where is Mr Bond?

[Huckleberry]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7793/evilgeniusbunwv1.png
"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction. There is no doubt that he is amassing them to use against our friends, against our allies and against us." - Vice Pres. Dick Cheney, August 26, 2002 This kitty is a master of manipulation. First she convinces Cheney that there are weapons of mass destruction all over Iraq, and now she convinces Ivan to get this thread back on topic. All of this without saying a single word. She really is an evil genius.

[matthyaouw]

This kitty is a master of manipulation. First she convinces Cheney that there are weapons of mass destruction all over Iraq, and now she convinces Ivan to get this thread back on topic. All of this without saying a single word. She really is an evil genius.

If you too long for such manipulative powers, why not purchase evilkitty's new book, "evil geniuses in a nutshell" simply send $10 to evilkitty, PO box 12345, Portland, Oregon, and in 6-8 weeks, the power shall be yours!

[matthyaouw]

I don't understand. When I first posted the image I saw the correct one. It was a picture of George Bush on the telephone, but it was upside-down. A few minutes after posting I check back and see the green face sticking out a tongue at me. I don't see that my post has been edited by anyone here. IS the link changed suddenly? How does this happen?

Some websites have things like that to stop you hotlinking from them and using up their bandwidth. Try saving the image to your computer and hosting it yourself. There are sites like www.photobucket.com and www.imageshack.us where you can do this for free.

[arunbg]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7793/evilgeniusbunwv1.png
"Let me see how long I can hold the evil genius look from the book. Hey this is easy, I think I can hold it forever. I must be a natural"

[arunbg]

This kitty is a master of manipulation. First she convinces Cheney that there are weapons of mass destruction all over Iraq, and now she convinces Ivan to get this thread back on topic. All of this without saying a single word. She really is an evil genius.

Then it convinces you that it was resposible for all this and that 'it' was in fact a 'she'.

[arunbg]

Guess what happened to the last person that tried to put this kitty in a nutshell.
For the unenlightened, that's that man on the cover.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/menbabysitting.jpg
If men were baby sitters...

this would be happy hour.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/menbabysitting.jpg

Short, bald, and drunk, but the ladies still love them.

or

The dark side of the real Teletubbies.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/menbabysitting.jpg
FAA Headquarters

[Artman]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/menbabysitting.jpg
Shoot fellas, their bottles are empty again.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/menbabysitting.jpg
"Ath-hole"

[Artman]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/menbabysitting.jpg
Keeps them pretty quiet, but we have to change the diapers every twenty minutes.

[Evo]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

That big fat kid down the block pulled fluffy's tail one time too many...

[dontdisturbmycircles]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

"It burns! It burns! ow ow ow meeeowww"

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

Atomic Tomcat took everyone with this, his ninth life.

[Artman]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

I taught I taw a putty tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif
And the battle cry heard was "MELAMINE!"

[Artman]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

Where's the doggone catnip? Where is it?!

[hypnagogue]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

Nermal snaps after being shipped off to Abu Dhabi one too many times

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/menbabysitting.jpg

The community was outraged upon learning of the existence of the infant frat Gaga Googoo Gaga.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

Young Matthew had the only parents in the city who wished he did suck his thumb.

[Artman]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

K-K-K-Ken's going to k-k-k-kill him.

(Mrs Artman)

[Artman]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

When your hands are stuck to your forehead, you have to eat whatever comes along.

[Artman]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

Little Jimmy has a frog in his throat.

[Artman]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

Little Jimmy had to shade both eyes using both hands, yet he had no box, no pockets in his pants or his shirt, and a neato frog that he just caught down by the storm sewer.

[Artman]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

Little Jimmy's mother said, "This is the same little boy who won't eat his green vegetables because they're 'yucky.'"

[Huckleberry]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

The frog mouth double hand salute is a symbol of respect that the neighborhood children use to greet each other. The sacred tradition dates back to Billy Dutton, who last summer put 4 frogs in his mouth at the same time when nobody thought more than 3 was possible.

Way to go Billy!!!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

Jimmy was always one to follow an old adage like "Half a frog is better than none." He has yet to find the other portion, which crawled away in what he considered a lackluster manner.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpgAfter the last frog-inflating contest, it took a week for Jimmy's mom to wash the viscera out of his clothes.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

"I'm this high."

[arunbg]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

After accidentally ingesting a radioactive frog, Billy Dutton became the incredible Frogboy.
In the early days, Billy based on logically constructed arguments came to the conclusion that more radioactive frogs meant better. Although it didn't make any difference, it led eventually to the frog mouth double hand salute, the sign any kid gave to call Billy to their aid, when their parents pressed them to eat their vegetables.

[arunbg]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg


"Gee, BIG FROG MOMMA I swear I dunno where your baby is. Haven't you heard of kids with green frog-like tongues?"

[hypnagogue]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

A good heuristic for identifying demon species is the morphology of the tongue. Here we see a Dweezilblought from the Fifth Circle of Hell, identifiable by the dual snake tongue structures branching off from the bloated green mammalian tongue base.

[hypnagogue]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

Nermal snaps after being shipped off to Abu Dhabi one too many times

Nermal gives new meaning to the phrase "going postal."

[hypnagogue]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/menbabysitting.jpg

Allan misunderstood what Miriam intended to convey when she said, "There's nothing more adorable than wittle-bitty babies with their wittle-bitty hineys."

[hypnagogue]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

Billy shaded his eyes from the sun, searching far and wide along the expansive horizon for his lost pet frog.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

The next step in frog evolution.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

Billy struck upon an ingenious method to divert attention from his embarrassing freckles.

[Huckleberry]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gifhttp://www.dotcomtucson.com/laugh/Albums/Album1/Large/funny26.jpg

What would it be like if cats ruled the world?

[arunbg]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif
What Hannah and Barbara found at hell.

[arunbg]

Of course not, I meant Hannah and Barbara the twin tomcats, notorious for their hatred of Tom n Jerry creators Hanna and Barbera for quite obvious reasons.
They were killed by an avil that found its mark after falling a hundred feet... :biggrin:

[Evo]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg"Just keep your eye on the ball" she told herself as titters arose from the audience.

[Loren Booda]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpgMolly felt dejected even though her "creative use of recyclables" won second place. Unbeknownst to her, this melancholy could well be attributed to the design itself, now a receiving antenna for the lugubrious Mars station alpha.

[Huckleberry]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

See doc, my pet snake, Wally,swallowed the sink plug. So I was pulling and pulling and slipped on some wet tile. When I woke up I was like this and Wally was nowhere to be found.

[arunbg]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg
Extreme cases of dandruff.

[arunbg]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

Maria Sharapova tries her hand at fencing.

[Artman]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

As a practice incentive, we dangle a cherry in front of the gymnast.

[Artman]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

Snake Shed Fashions presents their new fall lineup. Every eye will turn to you as you promenade down the street in our sumptuous facewear.

[Artman]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

Somebody stop that idiot model! She has that hat on backwards!

[Artman]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

The latest in backless beekeeping attire.

[Artman]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

The great thing about that hat is, no one notices the rest of the stupid ugly outfit.

[hypnagogue]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg
"Just keep your eye on the ball" she told herself as titters arose from the audience.

"Just keep your eye on the ball" she told herself as titters arose from her bib.

[hypnagogue]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

Eventually, the 50 foot woman stopped attacking and settled down into a steady job in the construction industry.

[hypnagogue]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

Wanda was mortified. Despite her best efforts to cover it up, the emerging pimple near her ear had elicited odd glances from passers-by all day long.

[hypnagogue]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

Does this outfit make me look fat?

[hypnagogue]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

Martha couldn't help but stew over recent events. OK, she could see being banished to limbo and all, but being condemned to wear a demon's jockstrap on her face just seemed over the top.

[hypnagogue]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

I am the saddest of all clowns.

[Artman]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

There are so few outfits made for women with four boobs, two on each side.

[Artman]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

The Cherry torture form of Auto de fe imposed by the Spanish Inquisition.

[Loren Booda]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

The postmodern play, "The Empress's New Nakedness," nevertheless achieved a rise from the audience.

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
When John got an idea, the lightbulb over his head came as a surprise, and he certainly never expected the duct tape.

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
This will show everyone who said I wasn't very bright, John thought.

[Jimmy Snyder]

Murgatroid Einstein, inventor of the solar powered flashlight, goes himself one better with bluetooth technology.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg

Uhhhh Rocky Road Errrrrr :approve:

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg

5/26/'03 John concludes that Einstein was wrong, even with this light attached firmly to his head, he is no swifter than he ever was.

[matthyaouw]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8393/fallfashionla9.jpg

I know it looks silly, but it means that hardly anyone spots the fact that my nipples are the size and shape of ping pong balls.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg

If it looks like a duct, and quacks like a duct...

[Stevedye56]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg

It's time to go SPELUNKING!!! :rofl:

[arunbg]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
"Where's that damn searchlight when you need it!"

[arunbg]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
Jimmy thought he looked good in his flying unicorn costume.

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
John was ready to party all night long!

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
There, I have my flashlight all taped on my head, I've got the batteries right here in my hand...Duh!

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
Mild mannered Jonathan Jones by day, becomes none other than Super Ducted Light Head by night! Yes Super Ducted Light Head, shining his searing beam on injustice, casting a telling light on crime, glowing with the light of truth and honor and...Oh who am I kidding, it's just some dim wit with a flashlight duct taped to his head.

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
John decided to flash everyone at the party.

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
John said, "Is my light on straight? I don't want to look stupid."

[Artman]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
Unfortunately, the doctors were out of metal plates, however, they did have a flashlight and some duct tape.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
Barry was known to get lit up on Friday nights while hallucinating from static on his TV.

[arunbg]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg


Last captured moments of Jimmy the African wildlife specialist, just seconds before a bull rhino found him attractive. Experts reckon that the freak accident had something to do with the outfit he was wearing.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg
Jimmy didn't want to get duct tape on his priceless beer helmet.

[arunbg]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpg

3 year old Billy was so scared of the pain he would have to endure to remove all the duct tape his imp of a brother had stuck on his head, that he let it stay all these years. He isn't even aware of the flashlight his brother threw at his head, at around that same period.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/humor/humor_headlamp.jpgAt least Plan A worked for the moment, as Plan B required drilling a candle holder.

[arunbg]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg

[arunbg]

Donald Trump's favourite bull.

[matthyaouw]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg

Don't worry, he isn't one for charging. He just bumps in to things when he tries.

[hypnagogue]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg

As he entered adolescence, Tyler became disaffected with the herd and began listening to Morissey.

[hypnagogue]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg

Human cultural fads are slow to trickle down to other species. Here we see a recent non-human convert to the Nirvana craze.

[Evo]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg

Flabbet

[Huckleberry]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg

Life on the Pitt farm is pretty good for Brad Jr.

[Huckleberry]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg
The 'Dance of the Butterflies' was created to present an artistic expression of how one insignificant event can create large variations in the behaviour of a system. On the other side of the planet, dozens of Japanese men feel a sudden, irresitible urge to head to the closest video rental store and pick up a copy of 'Gojira' in 3d.

[Loren Booda]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg

Praise the Lord that a parachute can handle a ton of ballast.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg

Peek-a-boo, I gore you.

[Surrealist]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg
the Mildred and Bertha Ballet Co.
setting your sons gay since 1984

[Surrealist]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg
Herd of Seagulls... or Death Cab for Moo-tie

[Artman]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg
"Two Grecian Urns. Trickle, trickle, trickle."

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg
"I really need a haircut, and that's no bull."

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg
"I know it's long, but the cows dig it...I'm talking about the hair!"

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg
"All the cows just love the long bangs...I'm still talking about the hair!"

[Huckleberry]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg
Early attempts at communication with the Venutians have proven to be unsuccessful.

[Huckleberry]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg
Samson reincarnated as a Hindu.

[Artman]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg

We call this martial art form, "The Loon Stance."

[Artman]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg

I have to admit, that is a very graceful sky dive landing for two such large women.

[Artman]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4548/hippodanceyf2.jpg

Their shoes gave out hours ago.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg
I thin I'm gonna kill me a photo grapher.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg

"Monsters lead such interesting lives..."

Or

"What a gull-i-bull."


- Bugs Bunny

[Evo]

Does this make me look fat?

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

Zombies have gotten a bad rap through years of sensationalistic media coverage. In actual fact, they are only harmful when scantily clothed and directly looked at.

[hypnagogue]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

Over the years, Mildred's bikini top slowly but steadily approached her bikini bottom.

[hypnagogue]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

The gnarled tree by the beach looked so much like a person that local pranksters adorned it with clothes and a wig.

[hypnagogue]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

When Mildred was feeling frisky she would saunter along the beach, baring her spine for all to see.

[Evo]

:rofl: :rofl: <snort>

[hypnagogue]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

Even after decades of searching, poor old Mildred was never able to find her buttocks.

[Loren Booda]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

A classic example of bikini bombed.

[Huckleberry]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

Just last week I was having an in depth conversation with a cowerker about zombies invading a nude beach. I can see now, they just want to join in on the fun.

Every time Mildred feels the urge to eat someone's brain, she just gives a sharp yank on her thong.

[Huckleberry]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

Mildred's favorite place is the beach. She loves to sunbathe and swim and build sand castles. However, she has often been overhead saying "I would never be caught dead diggin' a hole."

[Huckleberry]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

AHHHHH! Somebody help me!!! I can't not look!!!

[Loren Booda]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

Her public pays more for keeping her clothed than strippers get from baring it all.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

After ninety-five extensions were added to her sentence because of bad behavior, Paris Hilton spent her first day of freedom at the beach.

[Artman]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

Quit yer lookin' at me pale bits, Sonny!

[Artman]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

Still too many tan lines. Oh well, off comes the thong!

[Loren Booda]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

This is my front!

[Loren Booda]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpgIn no time I'll have the beach to myself.

[Math Is Hard]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg
Spa ad from 2047:
Ladies, have you tried creams, pills, or lasers for your aging, sagging body with no success? Perhaps it's time to consider Reincarnex. Our patented cyanide formula, combined with state of the art memory-download, allows you too slough off old skin, deteriorated muscle, brittle bones, and attach your consciousness to a new, healthy forming body in only 90 minutes. Feel like a kid again - literally! Call today for your free consultation.

[Artman]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

"Let's take grandma to the beach" you said. "Grandma loves the beach," you said. You never told me grandma wears a thong to the the beach!

[Loren Booda]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg
Her new Depends incontinence product was a bane to beachcombers.

[Artman]

Funny one Loren Booda :rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg
The truth about erectile disfunction?

[arunbg]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg
Mildred was appalled when she noticed the very very fat lady in front using a towel as a wrap skirt.

[arunbg]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg
Repoted sightings of Pamela Anderson minus implants.

[zoobyshoe]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

[hypnagogue]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Stacey just didn't have that certain je ne sais quoi possessed by all great auto mechanics. Plus, her boobs were too big to fit underneath a car.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Harold had expected something else altogether when he took his car in to get serviced.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Cindy glared at the rude man with a furrowed brow. "Just because I dress provocatively, and just because my head is a car, does not give you the right to stare at me like that!"

[hypnagogue]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

"Now those are my idea of speed bumps," Albert the cognizant sedan thought to himself raunchily.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Stacey had a reputation for giving great auto jobs.

[Math Is Hard]

whew! You're on a roll today, Hypnagogue!:rofl:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg
Those in line at the service station had grown impatient while waiting for the air hose.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpgSusie found her current ruse more effective than hiking up her skirt.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpgBetty, the infamous garage pinup girl, proved to be adept at handling all manner of tools.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpgDistracting drivers from the road, Kitty more than doubled business at Randy's Auto Body.

[arunbg]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg
Do you like my custom fender? It's got built in dual airbags too.

[arunbg]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg
Autocar and Playboy magazines discuss merger.

[arunbg]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg
Proposed artwork for Deep Purple's classic hit - Highway Star

[ice109]

any reason my baseball bat picture was deleted?

[Evo]

any reason my baseball bat picture was deleted?It's not deleted. If you'll notice, there is a box with a red x in it. That means that there is something wrong with the link you posted.

[ice109]

It's not deleted. If you'll notice, there is a box with a red x in it. That means that there is something wrong with the link you posted.

i wish there was a red faced embarassed smiley

http://minorcrisis.net/files/bat1.jpg

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg
I see what the problem is, but I can't fix it.

[hypnagogue]

http://minorcrisis.net/files/bat1.jpg

Everywhere he went, Morley's hideous chin growth caused a wave of shock and disgust.

[Loren Booda]

Another steroidal home run, hypnagogue!

[Loren Booda]

http://minorcrisis.net/files/bat1.jpg

The Sultan of Swat awed adoring fans with mementos like the occasional free bat, yet behind her mirrored sunglasses vacant Lillian continued to stuff her face.

[Evo]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg

[out of whack]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg

Brother, can you spare a dollar?

[ice109]

do you guys know what chops are?

i think they're much funnier than captions

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2447/chuckcw1.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Coqui1337/bat2.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Bob: It's a car jack
Jill: No, it's a bra

Announcer: It's a car jack AND a bra! New from Ronco...

[jambaugh]

Ok Martha, I got the tire changed. You can let it down now!

[arunbg]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg
I can explain everything.....

[arunbg]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg
The Screw-your-face therapy for removing dark circles under the eyes never really caught on.

[arunbg]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg
Omigod, like isn't that like Paris Hilton doin like community service?

[mattmns]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Oh ****! I think we ran over Dolly Parton!

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg
Not a caption. I just ran into one of these beasts yesterday. It's called a Scots Highland.

[Loren Booda]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg
What, me worry?

[Loren Booda]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpgFriedrich was admittedly present when the Allies bombed his ball bearing factory.

[Loren Booda]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpgMelba sued big time since the radiologist had failed to recognize her jewelery for the MRI.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg

Two common negative effects of this practice are Neosporin addiction, and an increased likelyhood of facing North.

[Artman]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

My name's not "Jack," it's Jill.

[Artman]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg

They say that beauty is only skin deep, . . .but grotesque can apparently be found if you dig, poke, prod, dye, tatoo, and pierce deep enough.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg
Can you say this 10 times fast? "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers"

[Huckleberry]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg
After passing out backstage at an ICP concert, Donald greets his startled friends "Hey guys, What's wrong with you?"

So much for law school

[Artman]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5513/tatoosvn3.jpg

Poster child for Unemployables

[Artman]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

In your new car jack design, you crank the leg and what makes the car go up?!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/emo_cow.jpg
Not a caption. I just ran into one of these beasts yesterday.

Did it hurt?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

It's silicon that ranks as the second most abundant element on earth.

[Artman]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

It wasn't until long after the accident, when the woman was checking beneath the car, that the experimental design of "Personal Airbag" deployed. Failing miserably as an individual safety measure, the design would surely be scratched, except for the fact that after deploying, several men immediately noticed the distressed woman and came to her aid.

[ice109]

wow nerds are terrible at jokes

[Artman]

wow nerds are terrible at jokes

Wow! Statement and example in one phrase!

[Evo]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6650/implantsbp4.jpg

Madge smiled to herself as she strolled down Hollywood Blvd. Those implants were worth starving and saving every penny for. She just knew she was the envy of every woman and the secret desire of every man.

[Loren Booda]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6650/implantsbp4.jpg
Like Jim Fixx would say, I'm just dying to run.

[Loren Booda]

I think it mean spirited to demean those who might suffer from a serious, no-fault medical condition. I leave my previous post as an example of such possibility.

[arunbg]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6650/implantsbp4.jpg

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2007/ackfg7.jpg

If only she could have the butt implants as well......

[Artman]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6650/implantsbp4.jpg
All Madge had to do was loose 10 more pounds and she would reach her target weight. Then she could wear that thong that she had been dying to wear to the beach!

[Artman]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6650/implantsbp4.jpg
Just a little after the Dawn of the Dead, it's exercise time for the dead.

[Artman]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6650/implantsbp4.jpg
It killed her knowing that she set her pace at a dead run, and finished in a dead heat, for a dead tie!

[Artman]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6650/implantsbp4.jpg
The shapeshifting alien monster, disguised as an MP3 player, waited patiently until she pluged it's tentacles into her ears, then it sucked her very lifeforce away, leaving a dry, lifeless, bag of skin and bones.

[Huckleberry]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6650/implantsbp4.jpg
Probably the best reason for a standard global measuring system. Madges foreign relatives said she should lose 20 pounds. She thought they meant kilograms.

[ice109]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg

[Artman]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg

= 42

[arunbg]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg
Please show your attempt at solving the problem.
Artman, kindly don't give away the answer if the OP shows no work of his own.

[Huckleberry]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg
If this was pasta floating in a tasty soup, I'd eat it.

[Loren Booda]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg
Found in a stall at Princeton, signed E. W.

[mbrmbrg]

Yo, I missed this thread. Therefore... bump!

[mbrmbrg]

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lion.jpg
OK, let's get a couple things straight:

This is not the jungle.
You have "mighty" modifying the wrong noun.
It's not nighttime.
I CANNOT SLEEP WITH THAT NOISE!

[hypnagogue]

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lion.jpg

Leroy lounged on the savannah, content in the knowledge that his new haircut was totally *****in'.

[hypnagogue]

ah geez. " female doggin' " just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Loren Booda]

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lion.jpg

My lion pride loves my loin pride.

[Artman]

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lion.jpg
Don King of the Jungle

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Guitar080607a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2151.html?theme=light

The guitar that teaches you how to play.

[SpitfireAce]

"Tired of talking to yourself?"

"Drugs sold separately"

[Ivan Seeking]

Jam with the Grateful Dead.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Guitar080607a.jpg


The Bee Gees played it with disinterest when they were little.

[mbrmbrg]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Guitar080607a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2151.html?theme=light


Regretably absent on Bob's latest brainwave was "TURN DOWN THE AMPLIFIERS!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Outer081407a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2163.html?theme=light

When this sign mysteriously appeared, homeowners began to realize that the local housing market really is hyperinflated.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Outer081407a.jpg

There is nothing wrong with your address. Do not attempt to adjust the cross street. We are controlling location. If we wish to make it closer, we will create a highway. If we wish to make it farther, we will plant a forest. We will control the latitude. We will control the longitude. We can roll the zip code, make it flutter. We can change the directions to a soft blur, or sharpen them to crystal clarity. For the next decade, live quietly and we will control all that is near and far. You are about to participate in a great real estate venture. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner cellar to... The Outer Limits Lane.

[hypnagogue]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Outer081407a.jpg

Residents of Outer Limits Ln. lived in the perpetual shadow of their more affluent neighbords on Twilight Zone Dr.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Outer081407a.jpg

Neighborhood vandals thought it funny to steal street signs until they realized that they were confined within a circa 1960 television set.

[mbrmbrg]

http://www.banksy.co.uk/indoors/print1.html
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee47/malkabromberg/haveaniceday.gif
WalMart: We're Serious About Customer Service. Very serious.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.banksy.co.uk/indoors/print1.html
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee47/malkabromberg/haveaniceday.gif

The key to maintaining a viable military force: Lots of Prozac.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/breakingnews/slideshow/102006_kgwdeerrunner/img/8.jpg
http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/breakingnews/slideshow/102006_kgwdeerrunner/8.html
Hey!!! Bring back my hat!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/breakingnews/slideshow/102006_kgwdeerrunner/img/8.jpg

What Timmy did not realize was that his buddies had soaked his shorts with deer pheromone.

[Loren Booda]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee47/malkabromberg/haveaniceday.gif
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2156.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/palm_tree_antenna081007_1a.jpg

No one at the alpine lodge even noticed the inconspicuous listening devices.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/palm_tree_antenna081007_1a.jpg

Cell phones in the area were reported to echo a faint background of hula music.

[mbrmbrg]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2156.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/palm_tree_antenna081007_1a.jpg


The response to the railroad's introduction of their new green smokestacks was "hopeful, but skeptical".

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/newmystery-pic/
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/mysteryfish2.jpg

See, they are easy to catch. Just put one arm in the water and be ready to grab him with your other hand.

[arunbg]

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/mysteryfish2.jpg
Doc, this one is in dire need of a root canal procedure. Must be all the hands it's been chewing on lately. Oww!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/mysteryfish2.jpg
Guess who's coming to dinner.

[SpitfireAce]

"WalMart: We're Serious About Customer Service. Very serious."
roflmao... you definitely won for that pic

[Artman]

http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/breakingnews/slideshow/102006_kgwdeerrunner/img/8.jpg
The young Rudolph trying to join in the reindeer games.

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Outer081407a.jpg

"...You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to the outer limits."

"I don't know. Place looks kind of average"

[Artman]

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/mysteryfish2.jpg
Oh yah mahn, for de best high, you blow on dis.

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Guitar080607a.jpg
Jimi Hendrix autographs each one of these personally...after it is played.

[Evo]

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/25/swampthingscarjy6.jpg

[kaisxuans]

haha FUN MATHS!
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln375l.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/25/swampthingscarjy6.jpg
Nuestros nombres son Cheech y Chong, policía del señor.

[Far Star]

"Herbie"

[kaisxuans]

haha let pictures fill the world!
FUNNY CATS!
http://www.cs.cornell.edu/~ves/Interests/funny.jpg
=)
visit my blog! =)

[noranne]

"That idiot actually tried the buttered bread paradox experiment!"

[kaisxuans]

"That idiot actually tried the buttered bread paradox experiment!"

what is this supossed to mean?
-visit my blog! =)

[noranne]

what is this supossed to mean?
-visit my blog! =)

That the one kitten is laughing because the other one tied a buttered piece of bread to himself and then jumped off something...yeah okay it wasn't that funny. :tongue2:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cs.cornell.edu/~ves/Interests/funny.jpg
Guess who just broke wind.

[Ivan Seeking]

haha let pictures fill the world!
FUNNY CATS!
http://www.cs.cornell.edu/~ves/Interests/funny.jpg
=)
visit my blog! =)
play
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm/sound_iid.4436

[kaisxuans]

http://www.cs.cornell.edu/~ves/Interests/funny.jpg
Guess who just broke wind.

copy!

haha
here is another 1--the human dog-
http://www.berro.com/_funny/funny_dog_man_doctored_picture.jpg
haha
visit my blog!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2189.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ufo_car090107-1a.jpg

Rental cars are now available in Iraq.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.cs.cornell.edu/~ves/Interests/funny.jpg
Shroedinger said what!?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ufo_car090107-1a.jpg

StealthCop has the ability to infiltrate crack sales from a mere 25 feet.

[mbrmbrg]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2189.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ufo_car090107-1a.jpg


Dammit, Glorxl, I told you that this was a lousy way to camoflage our spaceship!

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ufo_car090107-1a.jpg


GM was desperate to produce the next hot thing in hybrids...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2193.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Balance090507a.jpg

One just never knows what a bunch of drunk Marines will do.

[kaisxuans]

http://www.zsl.gda.pl/foto/rozne_inne/haha.jpg
babies are getting more handsome these days, dont you think so?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Balance090507a.jpg
The Monument has got to be around here somewhere!

[mbrmbrg]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2193.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Balance090507a.jpg


Look, you yourself admit that you don't know how this heavy machine can fly in the first place. So will you please just take my word for it when I tell you that the helicopter is currently in a state of equilibrium, and there is no cause for concern??

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.zsl.gda.pl/foto/rozne_inne/haha.jpg


The latest in facial treatments: Shrink wrap.

[Astronuc]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Balance090507a.jpg What point were your trying to make?

Good thing we have Kevlar underware. :tongue2:

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ufo_car090107-1a.jpg
Huh, the Jetsons traded in their old car.

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ufo_car090107-1a.jpg

NAPA hat car of the future.

[Artman]

http://www.zsl.gda.pl/foto/rozne_inne/haha.jpg
If you keep making funny faces, it is going to freeze like that.

[Astronuc]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ufo_car090107-1a.jpg

No one will notice. This is San Francisco. :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://www.zsl.gda.pl/foto/rozne_inne/haha.jpg
Ross Perot's Mother - Ross? If you keep making funny faces, it is going to freeze like that.

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Balance090507a.jpg
Okay, we're down, everyone out!

[Evo]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg

[Astronuc]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg
The mother of all pearls!

or

Gee! This thing looked bigger up there.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg
Nasa caught red-handed in moon landing hoax.

[Artman]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg
What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You...you want the moon?

[Artman]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg
Operation Moongrabber is going right according to plan, Mr Bond.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg

This crane uses a moon beam to carry the load.

[Loren Booda]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg
The crane operator, full of moonshine, was just going through another phase.

[Moonbear]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2193.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Balance090507a.jpg


NOW can we ask for directions, Ralph?

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg

To the moon, Alice! To the MOON!

[Ivan Seeking]

From Hypatia
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/hypatia3811/squirrl1.jpg

The world is nuts and I give up.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/09/12/russia.parliament.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2007/WORLD/europe/09/12/russia.parliament.ap/art.putin.afp.gi.jpg

Of course you can trust me.

[Math Jeans]

http://jacobspacek.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/own3d-22869.jpg

DUDE! You gotta try this stuff!

[hypatia]

[QUOTE=Ivan Seeking;1426203]From Hypatia
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/hypatia3811/squirrl1.jpgQUOTE]
God, if you make this tummy ache go away I'll never try and eat a tree again.

[Math Jeans]

http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/funny-kittens.preview.jpg

Hey honey! Are these those things that you use to flavor your coffee?

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/funny-kittens.preview.jpg
Usually mom just swats us, but this time we really annoyed her.

[Loren Booda]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/hypatia3811/squirrl1.jpg

Fermented sap. Mmmm.

[Loren Booda]

http://jacobspacek.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/own3d-22869.jpg

Now NEUTER?!?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/funny-kittens.preview.jpg
We would be in vitro clones, but the Doc ran out of glasses.

[Math Jeans]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg

Did you hear something?

[Loren Booda]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg

PWNED translates from the Hindi as "first bath since the monsoon season."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.zsl.gda.pl/foto/rozne_inne/haha.jpg
Soon enough, Joey would remember that he wasn't looking in a funhouse mirror.

[Loren Booda]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg

The Viscous Fluids graduates were about to weigh heavy water's practical applications.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://jacobspacek.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/own3d-22869.jpg
SPRINKLER HEAD!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/funny-kittens.preview.jpg

Just add water and in no time your kitten heads will begin to grow.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/funny-kittens.preview.jpg
I feel a sudden compulsion to play a game of chess.

[Artman]

http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/funny-kittens.preview.jpg
How about a nice cup of Kitten Soup?

[Artman]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg
This would have been funny if they hadn't used boiling oil.

or

Too bad they forgot to take out the cans of beer, soda, and ice cubes before they dumped the tubs of cold water.

[Math Jeans]

http://jokes4all.net/funpics/cat_ducks.jpg

Where's my money?

[Huckleberry]

http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/funny-kittens.preview.jpg
"Red leader to Alpha squadron. I'm going down to take a shot at the Death Star. Get this bogey off my tail."

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

[Math Jeans]

http://i.xanga.com/latenightsnack/t/cat%20hilarious.JPG

The more you struggle, the harder it is. The more you struggle, the harder it is.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg

Now we know why new graduates are so wet behind the ears.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://jokes4all.net/funpics/cat_ducks.jpg

Don't worry Bob, everyone knows that you can't put duck loads in a pistol.

[Gokul43201]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg

The critics were not joking when they claimed that education at the XYZ University was heavily watered down.

[Loren Booda]

http://jokes4all.net/funpics/cat_ducks.jpg

If you listen hard enough, you can hear the sea.

[Loren Booda]

http://jokes4all.net/funpics/cat_ducks.jpg

DUCK!!!

[Huckleberry]

http://jokes4all.net/funpics/cat_ducks.jpg
Professor Tabby puts some old addages to the test. Is a bird in the paw really better than two in the bush? Not if you have all your ducks in a row.

[Jimmy Snyder]

-or-
If you have your ducks in a row, you can kill two birds with one stone.

[Gib Z]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg

"Chinese pre-entry University Exam, Question 1. Time allotted: 15 minutes"

[kaisxuans]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg

"Chinese pre-entry University Exam, Question 1. Time allotted: 15 minutes"

what! you must be crazy!!!!!
(visit my blog!)

[Loren Booda]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg

It's geek to me.

[NeoDevin]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg

Raises Hand: Teacher, I think there's a sign error on line 12.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.berro.com/_funny/funny_dog_man_doctored_picture.jpg

Just don't call your Godfather a fairy.

[Math Jeans]

http://z.about.com/d/cats/1/0/2/x/kitty.jpg

Well. My body was holding me back so I decided to get the surgury required to become a tree.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/cats/1/0/2/x/kitty.jpg

I never saw such a beautiful pussy in the crotch of a tree before.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2388/homeworkallforcesbh1.jpg

I had better go buy the Cliffs Notes... no... WIKI!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.berro.com/_funny/funny_dog_man_doctored_picture.jpg

Yes I know, I'm scary. Get over it you simple-minded monospecies.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://z.about.com/d/cats/1/0/2/x/kitty.jpg

Yeah, uh, like, I meant to end up like this. Yeah, I'm just resting.

[Huckleberry]

http://z.about.com/d/cats/1/0/2/x/kitty.jpg

What? Nobody has seen a big-bottomed cat cleaning itself before? What's so funny about that?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i.xanga.com/latenightsnack/t/cat%20hilarious.JPG

Hee hee hee, they'll never see me hiding in here!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2215.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Caterpillar091907b.jpg

Am I looking at you?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Caterpillar091907b.jpg

Whew! I must have dreamed I was smoking a hookah.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Caterpillar091907b.jpg

Single vegetarian seeks partner for friendship and possibly more.

Enjoys the outdoors and warm weather. Hobbies include climbing and bird watching. Loves to cuddle.
GREAT PERSONALITY! Want to share a salad with me?

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Caterpillar091907b.jpg
Next I'm going to get a nosering.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2221.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Ogre092307a.jpg

The legend of giant walking hairballs was confirmed today.

[kaisxuans]

http://adagiago.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/hahaha-wut.jpg
what? never seen a more handsome cat before?

[kaisxuans]

http://www.geocities.com/mathimoh/hahaha.jpg
but you said it would be me today! her's is tomorrow!
(visit my blog!)

[Huckleberry]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2221.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Ogre092307a.jpg

Jed leans on the fence in dismay at what may be the end of his acting career. His last substantial roles were in Monty Python's 'Jabberwocky' and 'Conan the Destroyer.'

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Ogre092307a.jpg
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
Norman Vincent Peale

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Ogre092307a.jpg

Nice meeting you, neighbor - the name's Pete Moss.

[Math Jeans]

http://www.linkinn.com/userfiles/Image/funny%20cat%205.jpg

My kitten feels different.

[nuculoid]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2215.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Caterpillar091907b.jpg

Am I looking at you?

Do I have sesame seed on my face??

[nuculoid]

Now we know why new graduates are so wet behind the ears.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg
2 hours ago...
Bob: you know, we save almost $20 and a lot of time if we use buckets instead of water ballons...

[nuculoid]

http://jacobspacek.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/own3d-22869.jpg

Now NEUTER?!?

Van Gogh's one and only drawing of his cat.

[arunbg]

http://www.linkinn.com/userfiles/Image/funny%20cat%205.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Caterpillar091907b.jpg

"I hate cats"

[arunbg]

http://jacobspacek.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/own3d-22869.jpg
"I'm on Oprah's Wildest Dreams?!"

[Loren Booda]

http://www.linkinn.com/userfiles/Image/funny%20cat%205.jpg

Return to the jungle

[Ivan Seeking]

From Tsu
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.funky.co.uk/entertainment/pictures/pictures_view.php%3FID%3D112&h=448&w=360&sz=41&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=i00-2Rv5GBi1dM:&tbnh=127&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcheese%2Bgrater%2Bslide%26gbv%3D2%26s vnum%3D10%26hl%3Den
http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg

In response to the movie "Super Size Me"...

[Loren Booda]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg
Kids had a grate experience on the slide, perhaps better than on the razor ride.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg
This is where child stars go when they get too old to be cute. Here is a picture of Jonathan Lipnicki, child star of the hit movie 'Jerry Maguire', moments before his death and subsequent processing into soylent green.

[Artman]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg
Ralphie stops himself just in time to say, "I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"

[kaisxuans]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg
hey, what happened to all the water? i went 4 a drink at the cooler but ended up with no water...

[rewebster]

http://jokes4all.net/funpics/cat_ducks.jpg

Are you daf?------He's a kitnapper!!----not a cat burgler!!

_____________________________

"Please, don't shoot!!!----We're not rich!!----All we have is some small bills!!!"

[rewebster]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Ogre092307a.jpg

nah, it's not that strange-----my mom had six fingers on one hand, too


______________________________

It started itching last week----I think it's poison ivy

[rewebster]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg

Say "CHEEEESE"

[rewebster]

http://jacobspacek.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/own3d-22869.jpg

yeah, yeah, yeah---HA, HA, I'm laughing, but------"EAR, kitty, kitty" was funny only the first 20 times

__________________________________

"JEEZ---slow down---I was BUSY----------I only heard half of what you said"

[kaisxuans]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg

no one would ever forget the incident of the shreaded boy....(slide ends look like cheese grinders)

[rewebster]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/Iamzebrahead/water_pwned.jpg

"Class of 2007-----University of Niagara"

[rewebster]

http://i.xanga.com/latenightsnack/t/cat%20hilarious.JPG

Hey--I'm feeling a little funny------I think someone 'spiked' my drink

__________________________________________________ _______

"No..................that's my girlfriend's drink



__________________________________________________ _______

"Yeah!!!!-----Finally, one with a little 'head' on it"

[Loren Booda]

http://jokes4all.net/funpics/cat_ducks.jpg

Are you daf?------He's a kitnapper!!----not a cat burgler!!

_____________________________

"Please, don't shoot!!!----We're not rich!!----All we have is some small bills!!!"

One of the best of recent.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.xanga.com/latenightsnack/t/cat%20hilarious.JPG
No, I didn't sneak in underage - I'm just the dishwasher.

[Ivan Seeking]

In an effort to make our highways more friendly,

the standard highway safety cone
http://www.westernsafety.com/HSP4318-5.JPG

will be replaced with the Cat Cone
http://adagiago.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/hahaha-wut.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://adagiago.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/hahaha-wut.jpg
The ones before me called you Schroedinger???

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.junjun.com/uploads/images/thumbnails/Europa__780x585.JPG
Hal, by chance, have you deployed the robotic painters lately? And before you answer, remember, a Hal 9000 computer has never distorted information.

[rewebster]

http://www.junjun.com/uploads/images/thumbnails/Europa__780x585.JPG

"Houston...hello......Houston.....

.....Einstein was right again........it wasn't dice ....."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.junjun.com/uploads/images/thumbnails/Europa__780x585.JPG

"Houston...hello......Houston.....

.....Einstein was right again........it wasn't dice ....."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I think that is one of the best captions ever! :approve:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.junjun.com/uploads/images/thumbnails/Europa__780x585.JPG

Physicists were toppled over when finding the first cause.

[Moonbear]

http://jokes4all.net/funpics/cat_ducks.jpg

DUCK!!!

:rofl: As much as I appreciate all the clever captions for this one, this really simple one has me laughing the hardest.

[Moonbear]

http://i.xanga.com/latenightsnack/t/cat%20hilarious.JPG
BUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP

[rewebster]

http://www.junjun.com/uploads/images/thumbnails/Europa__780x585.JPG

CLASSIFIEDS:

FOR SALE:


Very, VERY vintage tag (before losing three satellites and being demoted) Please inquire at the Dept. of Plan. Serv.

[rewebster]

http://i.xanga.com/latenightsnack/t/cat%20hilarious.JPG

HAVE FUN---AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS


Just drop into a ONE GALLON container, half filled with water.


GROWS TO FULL SIZE--RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES


(Disclaimer---We cannot guarantee good results if smaller vessels are used)

[nuculoid]

http://i.xanga.com/latenightsnack/t/cat%20hilarious.JPG

Everytime you touch yourself, God drinks a kitty...

[rewebster]

One of the best of recent.

thanks

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I think that is one of the best captions ever! :approve:

thank you--

(-I almost didn't post it, as I thought it may be too playful to be universally understood)

[rewebster]

http://www.junjun.com/uploads/images/thumbnails/Europa__780x585.JPG

(whir, click, click) Yes, you may be right, Bin-- (click, click) ----We may never (whir, click, click, whir) understand the meaning of 1.100100101000001011000001110001011011010111110101 (whir, click, click, whir)

[Ivan Seeking]

:rofl: As much as I appreciate all the clever captions for this one, this really simple one has me laughing the hardest.

Yeah, that one got me too. :biggrin:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6730/cooldogvs2.png
Ready to Tanqueray?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2244.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Crypto_sculptures101007a.jpg
Zooby finally meets his match - Big Root

[Huckleberry]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6730/cooldogvs2.png
A clever disguise to sneak up on unwary postal carriers.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2244.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Crypto_sculptures101007a.jpg

How many licks does it take? The world may never know.

[rewebster]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Crypto_sculptures101007a.jpg

AP news (Seattle)

Renowned Socio-anthropologist and biologist Dr. Anthony B. Lhone announces a new theory from his 30 year study as to why there may be so few sightings of the Sasquatch.

[Loren Booda]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6730/cooldogvs2.png

Despite having been "back to nature" at Woodstock, Bobo was more yippy than hippie.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Crypto_sculptures101007a.jpg

Having been shat upon by disgruntled owls, the Celts soon adopted a fir tree for the Solstice.

[rewebster]

http://jacobspacek.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/own3d-22869.jpg


CAN YOU EAR ME, NOW?

[rewebster]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6730/cooldogvs2.png

"Yes, doc,.... I take it twice a day"






"but when it said, 'Apply twice a day'---I thought I was supposed to apply the Rogaine to food"

[rewebster]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg

"Yes, Senator... 12 billion is quite a bit, so far....


..We've had some, yes... and another 5 billion over the next three years should do it.....


and if we can't prove gravity waves, as you can see, we can adapt the experiment to string theory...."

[rewebster]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6117/moononcranesj5.jpg

Bush:

"I don't care what it costs.....get rid of IT....


nobody is going to 'moon' ME!"

[rewebster]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Tiffany finally found what looked like a bumper hitch

[rewebster]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Bill's girlfriend luckily had the 'inflate-a-flat' option installed

[rewebster]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

CHERRY'S ROADSIDE CAR SERVICING


our motto
"We'll make you and your car so happy, both of you will have a blown gasket"

We moved--new location

Directions From Las Vegas:
Interstate 15 South to Pahrump Exit #33.
10513 Homestead Rd.
(right next to the 'ranch')

(rates start at $400--car servicing extra)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toilet-instructions.jpg
Our "How to Wipe" instructions are under revision. We apologize for any confusion that this may cause.

[rewebster]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toilet-instructions.jpg

DON'T LEAN BACK


AIM FOR THE "X"


--and if "your's" isn't this big, please use the child's facility

[Loren Booda]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toilet-instructions.jpg

"Doing tho loo," headfirst, as judged in the Olympic water closet.

[nuculoid]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toilet-instructions.jpg

"This fighter jet is equipped with ejectable seats. Upon an emergency event, please sit firmly and press the V button to escape.
If the ejectable seat malfunctions, equip your jet pack and assume the take off position... then press the X button"

[Huckleberry]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/toilet-instructions.jpg

Bathroom signs for anti-terrorists. No dropping bombs while hiding your feet.

[rewebster]

"Einstein's Theory of CURVED SPACE-TIME Explained"










http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

"It's amazing how TIME is distorted when you stare at a CURVED SPACE"







(NB: stare*/staring= observation does NOT
collapse the quantum wave functions)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg
The real caption:
Jacuzzi Rabbit
Hobie, the rabbit, is the only one of his kind who not only likes water but relaxes by floating on his back in his own tub
http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/ep_319b.html

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg
Just add some carrots to the hot tub and you have wabbit soup!

[rewebster]

HOT TUB MYTHS

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg

That may be true for you and your species, but....


I've got over 300 children!!

[rewebster]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg

Julie's secret was out------she had a bun in the tub

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg
WAITER! There's a hare in my soup!!!

[rewebster]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg

#24 Taking care of your pet can prevent hare loss (harey-carey)

[rewebster]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg

...of course it's a flower.....





what did you think it was?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg

Children, brace your eyes!

Uncle Wiggly sprawls in the Playboy lounge.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ripleys/database/assets/jacuzzi_rabbit_lg.jpg
The day after Easter.




http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/pages/computer-pisser.html
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg

[Garth]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/pages/computer-pisser.html
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg

Oh, sorry, I missed the first word when you said "Press 'P' on the keyboard"

Garth

[rewebster]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg

You know that program that never has worked, well.........

[rewebster]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

"Yep, a lot of them end up that way around here........







all they see is the bright lights....."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg

Like the jolt that prevents bed wetting, this sensation will keep those random strings off of your screen.

[rewebster]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg


Exposing the very young to 'Vista' may be too much for them

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg
What every programmer really wants to do.

According to this programmer, P is far superior to C.

[rewebster]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

I think, from what I can see, the chassis has been modified

[Artman]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg
Yessir, Vista does everything, but walk the dog!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg
Yessir, Vista does everything, but walk the dog!

Yay! Artman is back.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2260.html?theme=light
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Coffee102207a.jpg
Ghost Roast

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Coffee102207a.jpg

No more Irish coffee for me!

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg
Yes, it does have p2p streaming data in a small footprint, but it's dog slow.

[rewebster]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Coffee102207a.jpg

Ghost in the Macchiato

[nuculoid]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg

Do not touch the children.

[Loren Booda]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg

Always wear a seatbelt and hang on to the kids!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg
Just a friendly reminder from the Vatican

[NeoDevin]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg


Under no circumstances put nails in the side of your son's head.

[Moonbear]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg
Nobody without a neck permitted beyond this point.

(What is that sign supposed to really mean anyway? :confused:)

[Ivan Seeking]

I'll guess that it is religious place; perhaps some area in a Mosque or Temple.

[rewebster]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg


WARNING: PORN ZONE AHEAD

[rewebster]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg

Single women with young daughters and boys named 'Pinocchio' NOT ALLOWED beyond this point!

[Loren Booda]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg

Decapitated conjoined triplets need walk no further.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.magneticman.org/movies/Magnetic%20Man%20part%201-300.jpg

No, reeeeally, is there something on my forehead?

[Artman]

http://www.magneticman.org/movies/Magnetic%20Man%20part%201-300.jpg
It started with just a teaspoon on the nose, then graduated to soup spoon then metal utensils, then small pots...he's currently looking at the stove.

[Artman]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg
Women and children with the blues are not permitted beyond this point.

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Coffee102207a.jpg
Caboochino.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.magneticman.org/movies/Magnetic%20Man%20part%201-300.jpg
Koyaanisqatsi cure.

[novaa77]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg

Can't a guy get some privacy when he's sending pee-mail

[rewebster]

http://www.magneticman.org/movies/Magnetic%20Man%20part%201-300.jpg

Bill thinks he's 'subtle' to let others know that he smokes marijuana.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Coffee102207a.jpg

The happy ghost is free. The drink still costs $6.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.magneticman.org/movies/Magnetic%20Man%20part%201-300.jpg

I suspect that Bill is a pothead.

[nuculoid]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg


Under no circumstances put nails in the side of your son's head.

lol nice

[nuculoid]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/nuculoid/stuff/1.jpg

no siamese triplets allow

[novaa77]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg



Don't ever forget to carry the jack again!!!!

[rewebster]

http://www.magneticman.org/movies/Magnetic%20Man%20part%201-300.jpg

I suspect that Bill is a pothead.

It's still a lot better than the way his friend, Sam, let's everyone know that he (Sam) is 'into' the ('rock cocaine'/) --'crack':

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h176/rev_chager/head-up-your-***.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg
BMW Roadside Assistance

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg
yip, yip, eep

[NeoDevin]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Pull My Finger, see what happens.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/148.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg
Fifi learns the hard way that sniffing butts isn't always a good idea.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Zana knew perfectly well where her puppy ended up. She just wanted someone to fetch it.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/148.jpg

From the superficial ad column.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.xanga.com/latenightsnack/t/cat%20hilarious.JPG
BUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP

"Subtle" yet out of sight!

[matthyaouw]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg
The picture that started it all: Shortly after this picture was taken, a small group in southern Texas hailed cartoonist Gary Larson as a prophet. They remained small for some time, until the eventual discovery of a second prophetic photo (http://members.aol.com/johnmscalzi/larsonnot.jpg). Popularity of the group grew and, with the discovery of several more cartoons come true, eventually became a cult several thousand strong. Larson originally encouraged the group, relishing the renewed publicity, however things soon turned sour. Members began fulfilling cartoon prophecy themselves. Most incidents were unusual (http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=29846) but fairly harmless, but began to progress into something more sinister, resulting in over 200 deaths (http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=29854) at their peak. Larson, fearing for his safety, has not been seen since.

[Artman]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg
She spelled poopy wrong.

[Artman]

Fifi learns the hard way that sniffing butts isn't always a good idea.LOL Moonbear

[rewebster]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Little Speedy was almost filling the crack in Maria's heart until she found Pepe.

[rewebster]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Estella found her dog later that day when she realized that wasn't her stomach growling

[rewebster]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Her whole life, she went by those 'feelings',--and, for a while now, Rosa's psychic tinglings told her that her puppy was close!!

[Huckleberry]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Feed me Seymour!

[rewebster]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg


Juanita didn't know what her husband tickled her last night with

[Huckleberry]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Poor little Poopsy found himself caught in Mrs. Schwarzchild's radius. His only option at this point is to continue through the black hole and hope for the best.

[fuzzyfelt]

[QUOTE=Artman;1483060]LOL Moonbear

I'd find it funnier still if someone else's name had been chosen.:grumpy::bugeye:

[NeoDevin]

LOL at the last two.

[Artman]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg
Peppy's crack addiction had gotten out of hand.

[nuculoid]

http://www.magneticman.org/movies/Magnetic%20Man%20part%201-300.jpg

i... am... MAGNETO!!!

[rewebster]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Kiss my puppy goodbye

[Artman]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg
After her dinner of refried beans, beef and bean burritos, and Chili, she found little peppy lying unconscious beneath a dent in the stone wall behind her dining room chair.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Her rare breed of l. puppus, considered the most desperate of parasitic bottom feeders, had found a new niche.

[rewebster]

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/women_fix_cars.jpg

Olga had car trouble on her way to CERN to give her lecture on Big Bang Nucleosynthesis and Exotic massive hadrons.

[Zenparticle]

http://www.magneticman.org/movies/Magnetic%20Man%20part%201-300.jpg

Un-Hairy Potter

[rewebster]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/114.jpg

Ninja Attack Dog in Training: Part Dos: Silent but Deadly

[rewebster]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/148.jpg

I don't have a caption for this yet,

but I'd like to see what a corresponding one from a woman looking for a man would be-----

come on sisters (and women) of the PF!!--WHAT do you WANT?

[Jimmy Snyder]

Silent but Deadly
I told my doctor I was blowing silent but deadly and he prescribed a hearing aid.

[Zenparticle]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/148.jpg

I don't have a caption for this yet,

but I'd like to see what a corresponding one from a woman looking for a man would be-----

come on sisters (and women) of the PF!!--WHAT do you WANT?

Single female looking for a well endowed and enduring millionaire who is funny, always knows the right thing to say and can carry a conversation anytime about anything. Consummate pastry chief a plus, as is spontaneous romantic notions.

[rewebster]

Single female looking for a well endowed and enduring millionaire who is funny, always knows the right thing to say and can carry a conversation anytime about anything. Consummate pastry chief a plus, as is spontaneous romantic notions.

DARN!!!!!-----I'm not a Consummate pastry chief!!!!!!!!

[rewebster]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Balance090507a.jpg

Good job----now try landing on...


... that boat

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/index.html
http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/1634.jpg
For pragmatic children - Ages 5 +.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/index.html
http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
Can you hear me now?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/1615.jpg
The rally had just begun when everyone decided to head for the nearest bar.

[rewebster]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/1615.jpg

They decided on D.A.M.M. rather than DR.AG. MA.M.

[Math Jeans]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg

Playground rules:

#1: Please be careful on the slide.

[Loren Booda]

How does one post an image on the "caption competition thread"? Apparently mine was not accepted.

[Math Jeans]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/56000/56458iNPM_w.jpg

Your URL is incorrect.

[rewebster]

I think when there's an underscore in the link, the PF computer doesn't like them.

can you rename the photo and try it?

[Math Jeans]

I think when there's an underscore in the link, the PF computer doesn't like them.

No. The picture with the cheese grating slide has an underscore in it.

[rewebster]

maybe only underscores in the file name don't work too well--maybe the directory/folder doesn't matter (?)

[Math Jeans]

Oh. Perhaps. Try saving the picture (as a different name) and adding it to a photobucket account under a different name. Then try it.

[rewebster]

testing 1 2 3----testing 1 2 3--testing


http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM_w.jpg

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg

can everyone/anyone see one or both?

[Math Jeans]

testing 1 2 3----testing 1 2 3--testing


http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM_w.jpg

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg

can everyone/anyone see one or both?

Both. I guess it was the website. Not the underscore.

[rewebster]

edit and use one of the ones I posted in your previous posts----I'll delete my 'test'


http://photobucket.com/

[Loren Booda]

Let's take it from here.

[Artman]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
Stunt your growth? Bah! I've been smoking for years.

[Artman]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg
A Cheeks Grater.

[Artman]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg
I just noticed this kid looks like he's been down this thing already face first. :yuck:

[Artman]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg
Mother #1: You say when a little Margie used this it was a disaster?
Mother #2: No. I said it dis-assed her!

[Math Jeans]

http://www.2cm.co.uk/picture_files/112.jpg
Mother #1: You say when a little Margie used this it was a disaster?
Mother #2: No. I said it dis-assed her!

:rofl::rofl:

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
Okay, you asked, so here's my story: I once had a promising career in genetics research. But then there was this accident...

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
Yeah, I used to model for PIcasso. What of it?

[Artman]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
Hey laugh if you want, but the smoke doesn't get in my eyes.

[Artman]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
I work in a nuclear power generating station, why do you ask?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
Yep, one good sneeze and I can't see a thing.

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
Cool ashtray you got there.

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg

Hey--babe, ....sugar-----Let's go back to my place......


I'll show you something.... REALLY UNUSUAL!!

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg

Plastic surgery?---yeah, I had chin reduced......didn't you notice the stitches?

[Huckleberry]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg

I woke up one morning and slid out of bed. As I put on my slippers I heard an angry, muffled yell. At first I believed it to be the downstairs tenents, but after I removed my slipper to scratch a persistent itch on my heel I noticed an unusual growth on the bottom of my foot. I call him Kafka. Now if I can only get him to stop smoking and reading over my shoulder.

[Artman]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
I know, I know...People are always telling me my nose is too big.

[Artman]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
Family resemblance...I've got my dad's eyes and my mom's mouth, or is it the other way around? I keep getting them mixed up.

[Artman]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg
My wife is probably going to catch me smoking again. I swear that woman has eyes in the back of her head...no really, she has eyes in the back of her head!

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/56458iNPM.jpg

Jim's mother had a narrow birth channel.

[Artman]

http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/albums/firecake/IMGP6368.sized.jpg
Birthdays are always a blast at JPL.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/albums/firecake/IMGP6368.sized.jpg
My devil's food cake always seems to give me gas.

[rewebster]

http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/albums/firecake/IMGP6368.sized.jpg


Happy Birthday Mr. Goddard a la Crème Brûlée

[rewebster]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

One reason why the PF doesn't allow Overly Speculative Posts.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
Turn on, tune in and schlepp out.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
Star Wars licensed headgear.
When the fan is running you can say, "Luuuuke IIII am your Faaather."
Then fight to the death with your head mounted light sabers.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
You just put it on, spark it up, and it makes your conversation less nerdy. Unfortunately, it only works when you're wearing it.

[wolram]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

One reason why the PF doesn't allow Overly Speculative Posts.

Just have to work out how to get all this gubbins inside then our JC robot is finished.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
You think you hate it now, just wait till you try it on!



(paraphrased from "Vacation")

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
What do you mean this hat's not cool?! It has its own fan!

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
You don't even want to know where he plugs it in.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
Actually, it's nuclear powered, I sure hope the 80mm CPU fan is enough cooling.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
ET Phone home.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
What do you mean I don't look very bright?! It's got two fluorescent lights!

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
Jesus is back, and we're all in a lot of trouble.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
Hey laugh if you want, but I'm listening to next week's game.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
When he wears it, it keeps the government from reading his mind.

(actually, this might work. Would you want to read this guy's mind?)

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
I just connect the USB connection to my blackberry, and I can post on PhysicsForums.com from anywhere in the world, even if it's dark, or hot!

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
It's powered by magnets.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
It's powered by magnets.
Okay, okay, magnets and a windmill (don't ask where the windmill is located, but suffice it to say it only needs an occasional blast to get moving again.).

[arunbg]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

Intel's first do-it-yourself brain replacement kit. The fan's for cooling of course, and the neon lights distract bugs from crawling up the user's nostrils, avoiding damage to the core processor.

Artman where have you been? It's been too long :smile:

[rewebster]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

Let's see:

Long stringy tousled hair down to the shoulders?-----check

Thin, skinny build?-----check

big nose?------check

NOT married?-----(I would guess)---check

NOT religious?-----(hmm--probably)---check

NOT in his twenties?----(he may be older than he looks)---check

shy?-----(he doesn't look aggressive, anyway)-----check

funny?-----(he's smiling, but is he funny?)------check

Is he breathing?----(OF COURSE!)----check

Reclusive?----(I'd bet 10 to 1 that he was)-----check

Tall?---(no doubt)-----check

Intelligent?---(why, he'd have to be, to build something like that)---check

Eccentric?----(do you even have to ask?)----(triple) check

I think we have a WINNER!!!!!!!! -------(priceless)

[arunbg]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
El Toro thought he had the matador fooled with his Jesus mask and fluorescent head gear.

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

Let's see:

Long stringy tousled hair down to the shoulders?-----check

Thin, skinny build?-----check

big nose?------check

NOT married?-----(I would guess)---check

NOT religious?-----(hmm--probably)---check

NOT in his twenties?----(he may be older than he looks)---check

shy?-----(he doesn't look aggressive, anyway)-----check

funny?-----(he's smiling, but is he funny?)------check

Is he breathing?----(OF COURSE!)----check

Reclusive?----(I'd bet 10 to 1 that he was)-----check

Tall?---(no doubt)-----check

Intelligent?---(why, he'd have to be, to build something like that)---check

Eccentric?----(do you even have to ask?)----(triple) check

I think we have a WINNER!!!!!!!! -------(priceless)

Date for Evo? ----- Check. :tongue:

[Artman]

Artman where have you been? It's been too long :smile:
Been doing a lot of writing lately, working on a play. Back for a while anyway. :approve:

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
I've been working on this invention since 1970. It allows me to make phone calls, see the numbers I am dialing with these lights and... huh, what's a cell phone?

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
Woah dude, you should see it from in here!

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
Put on the Brain Function Analyzer and turn it on and we should be able to see any brain activity...What do you mean it's already on?

[Artman]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
With your own Personal Potential Date Repeller in place, you needn't worry about the possibility of dating ever again!

[Moonbear]

(actually, this might work. Would you want to read this guy's mind?)


Let's see:

Long stringy tousled hair down to the shoulders?-----check

Thin, skinny build?-----check

big nose?------check

NOT married?-----(I would guess)---check

NOT religious?-----(hmm--probably)---check

NOT in his twenties?----(he may be older than he looks)---check

shy?-----(he doesn't look aggressive, anyway)-----check

funny?-----(he's smiling, but is he funny?)------check

Is he breathing?----(OF COURSE!)----check

Reclusive?----(I'd bet 10 to 1 that he was)-----check

Tall?---(no doubt)-----check

Intelligent?---(why, he'd have to be, to build something like that)---check

Eccentric?----(do you even have to ask?)----(triple) check

I think we have a WINNER!!!!!!!! -------(priceless)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg
After a horrible car accident in which his head went through the dashboard, Joe now gives talks at schools about the dangers of not wearing a seatbelt.

[rewebster]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

It's all show and no-go. The women know that Bill has software with a virus.

[mbrmbrg]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u186/heatherrocks77/Funny.jpg

"...famous last words... little does foolish photographer know... Darth Vader's Death Stare® is made much more painful if certian necessary steps are first taken..."

[Loren Booda]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u186/heatherrocks77/Funny.jpg

Destination Dune.

[arunbg]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u186/heatherrocks77/Funny.jpg
With the new and improved portable Magic Desalinator, Darth Vader can get a drink of his favorite water in a milk carton, and have salt left to recharge his saber.

[mbrmbrg]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u186/heatherrocks77/Funny.jpg

Warning: this method not recommended for those with high water-sensitivity (e.g. Wicked Witch of the West, etc.)

[rewebster]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

I recently communicated with Sorato across the 38th membrane in the 9th dimension

[Loren Booda]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

At least someone was diligent while the rest of us in electronics class were getting high.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u186/heatherrocks77/Funny.jpg

Vader! Bring me a glass of water.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

I think that my radio powered pimple sucker is finally ready

[rewebster]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

I think that my radio powered pimple sucker is finally ready

:rofl:FUNNY

A new line of thought ---

[rewebster]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

"what's this on my head?---well, it's a 'crackpot' detector"

[mbrmbrg]

http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0367.jpg

"No, it's my Official NerdSniper (http://physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=206096&highlight=nerd+sniping) Helmet."

[Ivan Seeking]

From Arildno:

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

I hate it when they leave the teeth.

[mbrmbrg]

From Arildno:

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg



Cover of The Food Thread: as Seen on PhysicsForums.

[Andre]

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

Sheep may safely graze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jEXDPzqo2g)...yeah

[wolram]

From Arildno:

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

I hate it when they leave the teeth.

Warning, do not graze in front of a combine harvester.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

I had asked my wife for some good head...

[NeoDevin]

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

Just don't ask what the sausage is.

[rewebster]

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

What do you mean--"They throw the rest of it away"?

[Loren Booda]

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

Here's looking at you, kid.

[Moonbear]

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg
One of the few dishes that can violate both the can look at you and taste you back rules of foods to avoid.

[Bladibla]

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

I had asked my wife for some good head...


:rofl:

[pitot-tube]

http://www.abcnyheter.no/system/files/images/2005-47/73332.jpg

waiter! there's a plate on my head!

[rewebster]

http://nlenkel.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/smalahove_served.jpg

OK--Let's flip for choice---you call it---head or genitalia?

[pitot-tube]

http://www.chickdig.com/uploadpic/american-football-chick-1.jpg

" I bet you'll land that plane faster now!"

[rewebster]

" I bet you'll land that plane faster now!"

I wonder what happened to her 'belly-button' piercing item?

(hmmmm....not acceptable as a cheerleader adornment, maybe?)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.chickdig.com/uploadpic/american-football-chick-1.jpg

"I Dream of Jeannie" returns. In the pilot episode, Jeannie's hands turn into big white moppy looking things.

[rewebster]

http://www.chickdig.com/uploadpic/american-football-chick-1.jpg

Mitzi's "hands' on" visualization of String Theory

[pitot-tube]

http://theburiedlead.com/wp-content/images/milano2.jpg

"I got the top off a priest, the trousers off a soldier,and the giant pestle off a sportsman who no longer thinks women should be working in the kitchen...

[pitot-tube]

http://ajhs.schools.sd76.ab.ca/GRAPHICS/SPORTS/Hockey%20Academy/Polar%20Bears%20Hockey.jpg

" I killed both of them. Who said you
could eat one of them! And what the puck were they doing so far north?! "

[Loren Booda]

http://ajhs.schools.sd76.ab.ca/GRAPHICS/SPORTS/Hockey%20Academy/Polar%20Bears%20Hockey.jpg

Looks like it's time to learn water ballet.

[Loren Booda]

http://theburiedlead.com/wp-content/images/milano2.jpg

If you can't snag a supermodel, settle for nosebleeds.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://theburiedlead.com/wp-content/images/milano2.jpg

Extreme ear piercing

[Ivan Seeking]

http://ajhs.schools.sd76.ab.ca/GRAPHICS/SPORTS/Hockey%20Academy/Polar%20Bears%20Hockey.jpg

Though they mastered the dance routine, they never could roar the song "Tea for Two" in the right key.

[pitot-tube]

http://www.ssqq.com/romance/images/slow%20dance%20and%20romance%20icon%20300.gif

"That dinner plate you threw at me yesterday - it's coming back down...."

[pitot-tube]

http://www.penmachine.com/images/housemove-lg.jpg

" We put Bush in a White House and we're taking the
White House out of the country!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.penmachine.com/images/housemove-lg.jpg

Congratulations; you have won a house! Where would you like us to put it?

[wolram]

http://www.penmachine.com/images/housemove-lg.jpg

" We put Bush in a White House and we're taking the
White House out of the country!"

Going to a house party.

[wolram]

http://www.ssqq.com/romance/images/slow%20dance%20and%20romance%20icon%20300.gif

"That dinner plate you threw at me yesterday - it's coming back down...."


Ahhhhh, my head is falling off.

[pitot-tube]

http://www.feenixx.com/reptiles/images/A272-exotic_lizards_poster.jpg

" It's such a colourful menu.Why doesn't anyone want to eat here!"

[wolram]

http://www.feenixx.com/reptiles/images/A272-exotic_lizards_poster.jpg

" It's such a colourful menu.Why doesn't anyone want to eat here!"

Hang on i have to go shake my lizard.

[pitot-tube]

http://mt.laweekly.com/sea/buzzerbeater/drunk.jpg

" We're arresting him for being dunked and disorderly."

[wolram]

http://mt.laweekly.com/sea/buzzerbeater/drunk.jpg

" We're arresting him for being dunked and disorderly."

Farting in a bath of beer.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.ssqq.com/romance/images/slow%20dance%20and%20romance%20icon%20300.gif

Can't we get some privacy without a supposedly "romantic," ever-present full Moon?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.penmachine.com/images/housemove-lg.jpg

To get to the housewarming in time we'll have to floor it!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.feenixx.com/reptiles/images/A272-exotic_lizards_poster.jpg

So sorry; that should read "Erotic Lizards."

[Loren Booda]

http://mt.laweekly.com/sea/buzzerbeater/drunk.jpg

Now where the heck did I put my hat?

[Loren Booda]

http://mt.laweekly.com/sea/buzzerbeater/drunk.jpg

Chugging by osmosis.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://mt.laweekly.com/sea/buzzerbeater/drunk.jpg

Larry plans to enter either politics or the priesthood.

[pitot-tube]

http://www.enter.net/~skimmer/images/colorgas.jpg

"The professor said that a thermometer simply doesn't tell you how cold it is!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.metronews.ca/xmlFiles/CPNews/I010409AU.jpg

"Marry him. He knows what commitment means"

[pitot-tube]

http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Cronulla%20Beach%20Riots-723175.jpg

" Give me my watch back officer!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2007-06/04/xin_3506040414562861930738.jpg

" One of you has to pay the driver."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.metronews.ca/xmlFiles/CPNews/I010409AU.jpg

The Olympic Committee prohibited him from carrying nail clippers.

[Loren Booda]

http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Cronulla%20Beach%20Riots-723175.jpg

What do you mean that the police team rules firefighters?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2007-06/04/xin_3506040414562861930738.jpg

How is the fraternity going to squeeze in?

[pitot-tube]

http://i.treehugger.com/files/forestry_but_naturally.jpg

" We wanted to show you but they wouldn't let us!"

[pitot-tube]

http://ausbury.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/cn-tower.jpg

" So! You don't like the food in our restaurant.We find people change their mind about it..."

[larkspur]

http://www.pbase.com/jlima/image/91322402/original.jpg

Stop! I can't take anymore!!!

[wolram]

http://www.pbase.com/jlima/image/91322402/original.jpg

Stop! I can't take anymore!!!


OK, i will cook you ratatouille

[wolram]

http://www.metronews.ca/xmlFiles/CPNews/I010409AU.jpg

"Marry him. He knows what commitment means"

Mike, alpha, bravo, yanky you are second to ski jumper 1.

[rewebster]

http://i.treehugger.com/files/forestry_but_naturally.jpg

There's not enough women in the North Woods

[rewebster]

http://www.metronews.ca/xmlFiles/CPNews/I010409AU.jpg

The closest ski jump is two miles away

[wolram]

http://i.treehugger.com/files/forestry_but_naturally.jpg

OK, Dawkins explain this.

[pitot-tube]

http://www.fastthumbnails.com/cnts/280x372/drunk-0.jpg

" I know the end of the bottle is out there somewhere."

[pitot-tube]

http://www.rickroot.com/blog/1/custom/images/2005/05/girl_eating_10_pounds_of_meat.jpg


" The service here is awful- where are the people to help me eat this thing!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.papermag.com/blogs/ascot-zara-1a.jpg

" Your grandpa's going to talk to some foreigners."

" Let us pray!"

[pitot-tube]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/ascot3G2006_468x710.jpg

" A hat like this takes the attention away from a face like mine!"

[hypatia]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/ascot3G2006_468x710.jpg

" I use my nails for jabbing the olives out of my martini !"

Those are just nasty!

[muppet]

Alice, the borrower, wasn't quite sure why the human wanted the blue thing screwed to his desk... but regretted hiding underneath it nontheless.
My younger bro's comment:
"Well, it keeps the rain off..."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.papermag.com/blogs/ascot-zara-1a.jpg
What's up, Di?

[rewebster]

http://www.papermag.com/blogs/ascot-zara-1a.jpg

Look---Over There---a hat --just like yours--

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.fastthumbnails.com/cnts/280x372/drunk-0.jpg

Innocence lost.

[Moonbear]

http://www.papermag.com/blogs/ascot-zara-1a.jpg

Oh, you're right! With this hat, the TV does come in much clearer!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.papermag.com/blogs/ascot-zara-1a.jpg

Oh, you're right! With this hat, the TV does come in much clearer!

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Good one!!!

Does that work with digital broadcasts?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fastthumbnails.com/cnts/280x372/drunk-0.jpg

Wanna party?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.pbase.com/jlima/image/91322402/original.jpg

If I wore pants, I would have more than peed them!

[pitot-tube]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Hammock-poster-l.jpg

" No fish, but look at what we caught instead!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.gloriaestefan-italia.com/varie/marlins.jpg

" Gloria's murderin' the national anthem."
" People are jumpin' from the roof too."
" I think she's noticed!"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/et_grave011208a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2387.html?theme=light

[arunbg]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Hammock-poster-l.jpg

This babe does not realize that the moment she takes her hand out of the water, the coconut palm will collapse owing to the added weight, sending her to the shark infested waters below. Just another good reason to visit PF!

[arunbg]

http://www.gloriaestefan-italia.com/varie/marlins.jpg
"CAN YOU TELL HER WHAT A MICROPHONE DOES? PLEASE?"

[arunbg]

http://www.gloriaestefan-italia.com/varie/marlins.jpg
What is the old man with the camera up to anyway?

[arunbg]

http://www.papermag.com/blogs/ascot-zara-1a.jpg
<whisper>You criticize my hat any more, and I swear I'll throttle you. Now Smile! </whisper>

[pitot-tube]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/1042171892_4e3842c206.jpg

" I complained and room service served me across the room!"

[pitot-tube]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/1042171892_4e3842c206.jpg

" I had a dream... at least I thought it was!"

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/1042171892_4e3842c206.jpg
The UV lamp showed what on the bed?

[arunbg]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/1042171892_4e3842c206.jpg
That's not all, this room has a 360 degree view of the Sea of Tranquility, and as a complement you can ride around the golf course on a lunar module.

[pitot-tube]

http://geiri3d.klaki.net/archives/car-boat%20crash%2001.jpg

" Honey,the insurers are not going to believe the yacht reversed into you!"

[arunbg]

http://geiri3d.klaki.net/archives/car-boat%20crash%2001.jpg

"My car has ABS - Attack Boats Syndrome"

[Math Jeans]

http://geiri3d.klaki.net/archives/car-boat%20crash%2001.jpg

It looked so easy in that movie.

[pitot-tube]

http://www.gloriaestefan-italia.com/varie/marlins.jpg
What is the old man with the camera up to anyway?

"Whatever he's up to Gloria looks as though she's about to kill him"

[pitot-tube]

http://photo.net/bboard-uploads/007nHi-17217784.jpg

" Yippee! My husband's got the job as a street cleaner."

[pitot-tube]

http://pah2.golding.id.au/images/VowDave.jpg

" The honeymoon is in Holland. Flowers no longer are..."

[Loren Booda]

http://pah2.golding.id.au/images/VowDave.jpg
Did you know that some proboscises are made for feeding on nectar?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.gloriaestefan-italia.com/varie/marlins.jpg

If burning the flag were illegal, what about butchering the Anthem?

[Loren Booda]

http://pah2.golding.id.au/images/VowDave.jpg
Whoa! Your pistil is tickling my stamen!

[Loren Booda]

http://geiri3d.klaki.net/archives/car-boat%20crash%2001.jpg
This is not my idea of an amphibious vehicle.

[rohanprabhu]

http://pah2.golding.id.au/images/VowDave.jpg
Boy: "I'm screwed"
Girl: "totally"

[rewebster]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/what_is_it.jpg

HONEY--the kids fed your Rogaine to the hamster---again!!

[arunbg]

http://pah2.golding.id.au/images/VowDave.jpg
"You may now smell the bride"
"Honey, care for some?"

[pitot-tube]

http://esoriano.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/drunk.jpg

" They said I didn't have the bottle to take my own tooth out.
Boy were they wrong!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.lineup.com.au/aus/profiles/ryanchandler/images/cutback.jpg

" Can you tell how easy I'm finding this!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME5-eric-lynch.jpg

"Should I cash the chips in or use them for a game of tiddlywinks?"

[Loren Booda]

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME5-eric-lynch.jpg

You - will - come - to - me!

[Moonbear]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/what_is_it.jpg

Did anyone notice the rabbit hanging out with the lhasa apso before that litter was born?

[wolram]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/what_is_it.jpg

Is this the front or back?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/what_is_it.jpg

What predator could stomach this fur ball?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/what_is_it.jpg

I'm just a short hair rabbit waiting to get out.

[Sky Scripter]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/what_is_it.jpg




"Eh, what's up, duck? "

if you ever watched the loony toons...


I wonder how much longer that table can support that thing..

[pitot-tube]

http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/pink2_4704bef99f389-t.jpg

"Yes you can put my photo on physics forums solely for the purpose of making the site
look more cheerful."

[pitot-tube]

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/TOMKAT.jpg

" I'll bite my tongue off so no one can hear me say how crazy I think he is!"

[Tom Mattson]

http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/pink2_4704bef99f389-t.jpg


Reese Witherspoon: What A Babe

[pitot-tube]

[QUOTE=Loren Booda;1572098]http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME5-eric-lynch.jpg

"Potato chips taste better."

[rewebster]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/what_is_it.jpg

TRIBBLE!!!!

[Artman]

http://pah2.golding.id.au/images/VowDave.jpg
Hey, my shoes aren't the only wood around here...

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/et_grave011208a.jpg
That one ET ain't going home.

[Artman]

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME5-eric-lynch.jpg
Now they've got me wondering if Bubblicious is a real word...

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/et_grave011208a.jpg

Extraneous Tombstone

[pitot-tube]

http://www.latest-hairstyles.com/images/gisele-long-wavy.jpg

" The barn owls are no longer nesting here"

[pitot-tube]

http://media.herald-dispatch.com/blog/idol/uploaded_images/Kellie-Pickler-769598.jpg
"Give me 50 bucks and I'll blow it away"

[pitot-tube]

[QUOTE=pitot-tube;1574217]http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9182/volosnya84ce8e37jf0.jpg

" That's the last time the hairdresser gives me a mohican."

[BobG]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5781/deadlocknajkcomafarialibh3.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5781/deadlocknajkcomafarialibh3.jpg)

The intersection of no return

[pitot-tube]

http://www.navy.gov.au/spc/ncamo/images/image036.jpg

"Can't see any icebergs captain - they can relax "

[pitot-tube]

[QUOTE=Loren Booda;1573468]http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/et_grave011208a.jpg

" Here lies the milky bar kid who slipped on the icy pavement and was impaled on his chocolate bar.Tough luck? Tough chocolate.
Extra Tough!"

[pitot-tube]

http://media.herald-dispatch.com/blog/idol/uploaded_images/Kellie-Pickler-769598.jpg

"Today is palm funday.Eat her eggs in one weeks time."

[pitot-tube]

[QUOTE=pitot-tube;1574565][QUOTE=Loren Booda;1573468]http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/et_grave011208a.jpg

" Edible Tombstone

"Here lies the milky bar kid who was killed by a passing lactating woman.
Have a nibble - he did!"

[pitot-tube]

[QUOTE=pitot-tube;1575073][QUOTE=pitot-tube;1574565][QUOTE=Loren Booda;1573468]http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/et_grave011208a.jpg

" This stone marks the current location of the milky bar kid
who was killed on chews-day by a lactating female pedestrian.
He's Extra Terrestrial - beyond the earth.
You were beyond the law too milky!

[Zenparticle]

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME5-eric-lynch.jpg

Preparation H for itchy relief of hemorrhoid's flair ups

Dang it!! I forgot to wash my hands!

[Huckleberry]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/1042171892_4e3842c206.jpg
I think I saw this photo on an advertisement for haunted hotels

[arunbg]

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME5-eric-lynch.jpg
He's just been told that his strip poker opponent is a 70 year old hag.

[rewebster]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg

Fred was 'green' even in the 1970's.

[rewebster]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg

Jim ordered the most 'DELUXE' Chia offered

[pitot-tube]

http://photos.sutradirectory.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/risky-business-1.jpg

"The price of fuel is high and now they go and put the darned gas pump up here!"

[arunbg]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg
Dammit that's the Grinch that stole my car!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg
Shagalicious!

[rewebster]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg

One of his ex's told him he wasn't 'warm and fuzzy', so....

[pitot-tube]

http://www.pictures.vaty.net/uploaded_images/karate-wedding-721982.jpg

" Yuk! I haven't seen you without knickers before - I want a divorce!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg

" You think he isn't an attention seeker!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.dokidoki.ne.jp/home2/aikinoma/P1/karate/Karate05-15-15.jpg

" You've got the job - there is no doubt you'll
be able to get the vending machine in our office working again"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img1/1575_154976.jpg"
It's an 'oh **** - there's a bull - market on wall street today"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.buyinland.com/images/2004-08-25-tomatoes.jpg

"Don't you dare complain about our company's ketchup again."

[pitot-tube]

http://www.valenciatrader.com/assets/images/tom6.jpg

"We don't need to inspect the kitchen of your restaurant ladies!"

[Math Is Hard]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg

Ivan's biofuel had some unexpected side effects.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buyinland.com/images/2004-08-25-tomatoes.jpg

Mmm Mmm...Blech!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg

In case his legs fail to defend him, he has a third option.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img1/1575_154976.jpg"
One way of dealing with the paparazzi.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.dokidoki.ne.jp/home2/aikinoma/P1/karate/Karate05-15-15.jpg
Have you ever considered washing your feet?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.pictures.vaty.net/uploaded_images/karate-wedding-721982.jpg

Eventually, without domestic violence, the bliss would end.

[EnumaElish]

http://ajhs.schools.sd76.ab.ca/GRAPHICS/SPORTS/Hockey%20Academy/Polar%20Bears%20Hockey.jpg

"THEY didn't know I wouldn't eat Canadians, that's how I got 'em."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img1/1575_154976.jpg"

This was not a good idea. This was not a good idea. This was not a good idea. This was not a good idea. This was not a good idea...

[Sky Scripter]

http://www.pictures.vaty.net/uploaded_images/karate-wedding-721982.jpg

Eventually, without domestic violence, the bliss would end.

"While I'm Peaking, Do You Mind Leaving Your Legs Like That?"



http://www.blog-city.info/en/img1/1575_154976.jpg"
One way of dealing with the paparazzi.

"Damn, I Shouldn't Have Took en The Cameras... "

[-Job-]

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img1/1575_154976.jpg

After years of work Alberto's dream of standing on one foot while biting his tongue and holding a camera in each hand with bulls charging from behind had finally come to be.

[-Job-]

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img1/1575_154976.jpg

When Pedro and Alberto's synchronized dancing practice was suddenly interrupted by a band of charging bulls they knew they had to dance the dance of their lives - it was now or never.

[-Job-]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg

Bewildered and bothered by the unpleasant pattern on the table cloth Steven knew it was time to Rock n' Roll.

[-Job-]

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME5-eric-lynch.jpg

When his opponents picked up on Bill's strategic use of flautulence in poker things soon became unbearable.

[-Job-]

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/computer-pisser.jpg

I'm typing as fast as i can...

[pitot-tube]

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/pool-tennis.jpg

" You got water on the table - you lose!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/visual7.jpg

" You don't look well to me."
" And you don't look well to me tomatohead!"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.emmabridgewater.co.uk/images/default/en/catalogue/large/XPCH003.jpg

" I got this for my wife so she can't complain I haven't said something
nice to her any day of the year!"

[pitot-tube]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/37/86/22778637.jpg

" Oh ****! They're bringing me a refill."

[rewebster]

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/images/2006WSOP/ME5-eric-lynch.jpg

"Why do I gamble?--it keeps me from sucking on my thumb--Now, I just chew my fingers."

[Moonbear]

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img1/1575_154976.jpg
"You'll get to travel," they said.
"You'll get to experience amazing adventures," they said.
"Sign this liability waiver," they said.
I knew I should have asked more questions on the job interview.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/visual7.jpg

" You don't look well to me."
" And you don't look well to me tomatohead!"

Red Pepper head. :biggrin:

[rewebster]

http://www.blog-city.info/en/img1/1575_154976.jpg

"Talk about Ironic!!---I should have drank that Red Bull this morning!!"

[-Job-]

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/pool-tennis.jpg

Unable to keep his composure as his son extended his winning streak to 12 games, Stephen's racket began to slip out of his hand more and more violently.

[pitot-tube]

http://www.creativityandcognition.com/blogs/lizzie/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/contemplating%20wind%20_small.jpg

" If you're going to talk to a plant do it where no one can see you."

[-Job-]

http://www.creativityandcognition.com/blogs/lizzie/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/contemplating%20wind%20_small.jpg

As the last surviving human on earth Jonathan was finally free to experiment with different articles of clothing.

[pitot-tube]

http://im.rediff.com/money/2004/aug/09look1.jpg

" I ain't goin' to another barbecue in my life!"

[-Job-]

http://im.rediff.com/money/2004/aug/09look1.jpg

Arthur enjoyed going to fire scenes and pretending he was a fireman.

[EnumaElish]

http://www.pictures.vaty.net/uploaded_images/karate-wedding-721982.jpg
"I COULD have acted presumptuous and assumed that she is your sister. Is that how you want me to be?"

[Math Jeans]

http://im.rediff.com/money/2004/aug/09look1.jpg

"I'm trying to remember how MacGyver did it."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/visual7.jpg

Take this tincture of Tabasco every hour.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.creativityandcognition.com/blogs/lizzie/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/contemplating%20wind%20_small.jpg

What is the potential for a lightning strike opposite the windward side of a tree?

[Loren Booda]

http://im.rediff.com/money/2004/aug/09look1.jpg

The Devil smokes Kools!

[EnumaElish]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg
"I thought this could help my insanity defense, counselor."

[Evo]

pitot-tube, since you have pm's diabled these posts are not appropriate for this forum. Do not post anymore sexually related pictures.

[pitot-tube]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/events/poker2.jpg

" Okay. We're taking him on to teach art."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg

This is what happens in Oregon if you stay in one place too long!

PS, that's barely a joke!!!! If I don't move my truck once in a while, I find grass growing out of the bumpers.

[pitot-tube]

http://naturespaintbox.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/jacaranda-tree.jpg

" We're going to build a house next to this tree with a verandah.
A verandah for the jacaranda."

[pitot-tube]

http://www.forestry.gov.uk/images/Twin.jpg/$FILE/Twin.jpg

" Family trees!"

(a natural graft at Finzean in scotland)

[rewebster]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg

Fox Muldaur and his new car posing before his date with Dana Scully later that night.

[pitot-tube]

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/environment/assets/central_tx_tornado_nasa.jpg

"Oh no! It's taken out the ink factory!"

[Loren Booda]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/events/poker2.jpg

Whazzat you say about funny papers?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.forestry.gov.uk/images/Twin.jpg/$FILE/Twin.jpg

Feynman was inspired to diagram while sitting under this tree.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/environment/assets/central_tx_tornado_nasa.jpg

Gaia has spawned a Giant.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://im.rediff.com/money/2004/aug/09look1.jpg

Okay, who was the idiot who said that we know how to put this out!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh yeah, that was me.

[pitot-tube]

http://www.radioanywhere.co.uk/upload/35/492.medusa_design%5B1%5D.jpg

MEDUSA HAIR SALON - No job is too difficult!

[Evo]

pitot-tube, I don't think you understand the point of this thread. If you find an odd or strange picture you can post it. This thread is not about posting normal pictures and putting captions on them.

These are examples of "good" pictures for the caption conmpetition.

http://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1570622&postcount=2461

http://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1540082&postcount=2341

http://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1510749&postcount=2326

[pitot-tube]

Thanks for clarifying that.I thought it was challenging to make some more mundane pictures seem interesting - the odd pictures kinda speak for themselves.

[Math Jeans]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg

"By the way, what happened to all of the catnip and glue?"

[Loren Booda]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg

Some of us need a companion for challenging openers.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg

I thought Edmund would be a chick magnet, but he's chasing all of the birds away!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/events/poker2.jpg

You wanna know what my problem is, punk? My arms are sore!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg

Mobile Taxidemy Services

[binzing]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg

Fox Muldaur and his new car posing before his date with Dana Scully later that night.

Damn straight! I love the X-Files. Maybe its camo for when the aliens land on a golf course?

[rewebster]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg

Look, honey---It's another one of those tourists from Catmando.

[Math Jeans]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg

"I prefer declawed kittens."

[-Job-]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/events/poker2.jpg

And in the left corner, standing at the top of his 4 feet with Jesus tattoos on his arms, the toooughest guy in the world...

[pitot-tube]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/123695.jpg

"I need a drink. How do I reach one?"

[pitot-tube]

http://www.whitchurchcricket.co.uk/images/france07/tired_n_emotional1.jpg

" You have a lot of faith in that man."
" Oh yes. He's level - headed."

[pitot-tube]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Airplane_vortex.jpg/690px-Airplane_vortex.jpg

"We're better than the Red Arrows and only one airplane too."

[pitot-tube]

http://buildyourstuff.googlepages.com/Airplane2.JPG/Airplane2-full.jpg

"These new Biros are expensive and tricky to write with too."

[pitot-tube]

http://www.blog.speculist.com/archives/battery_powered_plane_1.jpg

"Okay people! Now grab hold of the horizontal bar and give me twenty chin -ups."

[pitot-tube]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/inventors/inventor_images/wright_brothers_wind_tunnel_propeller.jpg

" This is the wind tunnel used by the Wright brothers. It became their airplane- see the propeller!"

[rewebster]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg

You should have seen him last year with the aquarium

[Loren Booda]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/123695.jpg

This is anything but light beer!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.whitchurchcricket.co.uk/images/france07/tired_n_emotional1.jpg

The booze extinguished his idea light bulb.

[Loren Booda]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Airplane_vortex.jpg/690px-Airplane_vortex.jpg

Flying for the shear joy of it.

[NeoDevin]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Airplane_vortex.jpg/690px-Airplane_vortex.jpg

``So much for our smoke signals, we'll never be rescued now''

[Math Jeans]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg

Oh yea. Thats the spot.

[EnumaElish]

http://buildyourstuff.googlepages.com/Airplane2.JPG/Airplane2-full.jpg
"These days, an actress wanna-be cannot afford NOT to own her private toy airplane."

[EnumaElish]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg
"Anyone else who thinks it is shameful for PETA to ignore pet-on-pet violence, raise your paw."

[EnumaElish]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg
"No, I don't see cops, Smithy, but hurry with the lock, will ya?"

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg
Again, this time like you mean it.
OK, OK, dogs rule.

[rewebster]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg

Max saw a show on the Discovery Channel where some animals eat their food whole and head first.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg

What would Master think of our interspecies dalliance?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
Never swallow chewing gum

[Artman]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5781/deadlocknajkcomafarialibh3.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5781/deadlocknajkcomafarialibh3.jpg)

The intersection of no returnA traffic jamb that even the magic of Santa and Mrs Claus could not break.

[Artman]

http://media.herald-dispatch.com/blog/idol/uploaded_images/Kellie-Pickler-769598.jpg
Cindy was so engrossed in making funny faces at Jenny, that she didn't see the smack coming in time to move.

[Artman]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg
Hey Buddy, want to buy some grass?

[Moonbear]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
Never swallow chewing gum

:rofl:

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
A freak windstorm blew through the party...at least Jimmy says he felt a draft.

[Loren Booda]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg

Ultimate protection

[Artman]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg
I hear another cat being brutalized by a dog!

[Artman]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg
Help! Dude with the white hat, where are you!

[Artman]

http://www.brianmicklethwait.com/images/uploads/StPetersbKitten.jpg
'Hat Man' and his side kick 'Kitten.'

[Loren Booda]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5781/deadlocknajkcomafarialibh3.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5781/deadlocknajkcomafarialibh3.jpg)

Who rolls without a little jam?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg

The canine applies his Vulcan neck pinch on a stand-in for Gary-7's Isis.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg

David Carradine says that he's not impressed with the actor playing Quai Chang Cane in the new release of "Kunk Fu". "And for all our sakes", Carradine added, "please fix the hole in his pants!"

[Curvation]

When the lightning strikes.
Canon eos 350D+75mm lens

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
When the party magician said he had a levitation trick that would "knock your socks off"
he failed to mention it would also rip your shirt open and put a big ol gaping hole in your pants!

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
...and this is for swiping the toilet paper and putting the roll on the kitchen table! HIIAAAAH!

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
Jimmy wears his tie because he believes that one should look their best when making an *** out of one's self.

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
There is a similar hole in the back of Jimmy's pants. Yeah, you don't even want to know how the guy behind him is holding him up.

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
Most karate forms are based on animals. I use the "Drunk Skunk Form."

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
Asshopper.

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
Kung Fu 2, The Quai Chang Cane Mutiny.

[Artman]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
The suicide attempt was thwarted when they cut his tie, which suspended him from the beam...

[Artman]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg
meOW!

[Artman]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
We like to sit, spread eagle on balls and flex.

[Artman]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
They heard that Richard Simmon's new workout method involved sitting on balls...

[EnumaElish]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
"Class, do you now have a sense of how humans would reproduce if we weren't mammals?"

[tribdog]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
See! There is more than one way to blow up a balloon.

[Artman]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
Now class, we will be working on the "Chicken Dance."

[Loren Booda]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
I am not a number, I am a free woman!

[hypatia]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
See! There is more than one way to blow up a balloon.

Ahahahahahahahah:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[tribdog]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8669/chewinggumjy7.jpg
I thought pearls came from oysters, not clams.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2599/helmetkittyjpgdg7.jpg
Princess - Vorgon warrior

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg
Asshopper.

When you can move like a shadow through the valley of frozen cream without tasting the sweetness, then you will know that it is time to leave.

[rewebster]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/the_super_karate_kid.jpg

(maybe he shouldn't have put so much of turbo's hot sauce on his brownie)

[Loren Booda]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2599/helmetkittyjpgdg7.jpg

Erstwhile mascot of the HMS Beagle.

[tribdog]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2599/helmetkittyjpgdg7.jpg

I know you want to play for the Detroit Lions, but believe me it's not for you

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9869/butterkittyjpgqd1.jpg
Can't......get.......air......

[Artman]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9869/butterkittyjpgqd1.jpg
Ehh, buns of steel my a$$.

[Loren Booda]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9869/butterkittyjpgqd1.jpg
My day job is as a toupee.

[Integral]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/knife.jpg

Ivan request that I post a pic of our knife holder.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/knife.jpg

Mrs Integral's knife holder is just one of many reminders that Integral must always be a very, very, very good husband.

[rewebster]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/knife.jpg

These were given out at the last Voodoo-ists Democratic Convention

[Loren Booda]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/knife.jpg

What once earned an "A" in art now lands Johnny in juvie.

[hagopbul]

i don't know how to post an image so i attached it

[Math Jeans]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/knife.jpg

Did you get this from ThinkGeek?

[EnumaElish]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/knife.jpg
Upon removing his blindfold, it became immediately apparent to Sling Jim that trying his new number first on a dummy had been a good idea.

[Integral]

Did you get this from ThinkGeek?

Yes.

[kaisxuans]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/knife.jpg

and to think i landed all five shots into him! i must be getting more accurate!
-so says a drunk man

[hypatia]

[QUOTE=Integral;1603642]http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/knife.jpg

QUOTE]
Doctor, it hurts here, here, here, and here, and oh yea here.

[Math Jeans]

Yes.

I love buying things from there.

[RonL]

i don't know how to post an image so i attached it

This looks like a guessing game.
First pic has a push boat in the background, and shows what looks like container lifting hooks, likely a shipping dock. The picture seems to be taken thru a fractured window.

The second pic looks like a camera shot from a Nova film, of underwater ice, and looking up at sunlight comeing through the surface water.

Third is a painting.

Interesting pictures, can you give any information?

[kaisxuans]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/040204rs0140-01Funny_Image.jpg
maybe if i put in more force, it will move...

[Loren Booda]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/040204rs0140-01Funny_Image.jpg
Precession won't balance my two-dimensional bike.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/040204rs0140-01Funny_Image.jpg
Bill picked a bad place to have a siezure.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/040204rs0140-01Funny_Image.jpg

The Flatland bicycle races start today!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/040204rs0140-01Funny_Image.jpg

Who says that drugs get you nowhere?

[rewebster]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/040204rs0140-01Funny_Image.jpg

Bill just can't understand the 'Z' axis and parameter.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/040204rs0140-01Funny_Image.jpg
This is what happens when the bicycle repair shop arrives at a crime scene before the police do.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9850/tongueiicq6.jpg

[Moonbear]

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/humor-comedy/img/040204rs0140-01Funny_Image.jpg
This is what happens when the bicycle repair shop arrives at a crime scene before the police do.

:rofl:

Not a caption, but that reminds me of the signs painted on the bike/rollerblading paths in NYC near Battery Park. I was walking around with my friend last time I visited, and spotted the sign and just broke down laughing...it really looked like the rollerblader in the sign was mid-crash with arms and legs splayed everywhere! Rollerblade crashing lane is what it looked like to me. :biggrin:

[Loren Booda]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9850/tongueiicq6.jpg

The Queen's own lapdog caught sipping Irish coffee!

[NeoDevin]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9850/tongueiicq6.jpg
I guess, after all, dog is woman's best friend.

[rewebster]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9850/tongueiicq6.jpg

I gonna pee in your shoe tonight for not leaving more in here

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8409/dogfacejpgoj9.jpg
Genetic engineers have produced the perfect watchdog.

[Loren Booda]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8409/dogfacejpgoj9.jpg

He'd take nose clips over sunglasses any day.

[Huckleberry]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8409/dogfacejpgoj9.jpg
This is one dog you don't want to lick your face!

[Loren Booda]

http://zablog.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/purrrr.jpg

[matthyaouw]

http://zablog.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/purrrr.jpg

Hey, the white just comes right off!
Er, you are a panther, aren't you?
*maul*

[binzing]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6363/newpictures081fh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Can't wait to see what you guys say bout this one. Its my (deceased) dog Ernie playing with my pot belly pig Petunia.

[Loren Booda]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6363/newpictures081fh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
The way I see it, Ern, adipose wins hooves down over cute.

[~christina~]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

when kitty couldn't take the dry cat food anymore

[~christina~]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6363/newpictures081fh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Wilbur clearly needed glasses after he mistook Ernie for Charlotte.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/hot_cold_water030108a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2462.html?theme=light

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6363/newpictures081fh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Come on bacon butt, let's play!

[BobG]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/177/3509/640/Car%20in%20the%20house.jpg

[larkspur]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2072/2305943496_a6f4bc8589_o.jpg

After getting the black belt to go with his tuxedo, Felix is no longer intimidated by the dog.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6363/newpictures081fh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

If I don't move maybe that little furry thing will go away.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6363/newpictures081fh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Okay, look, I'm not a "little" piggy, and you're not a "big bad wolf", so can the act before I sit on you.

[Moonbear]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2072/2305943496_a6f4bc8589_o.jpg

Oh crap! When did they install that surveillance camera?!

[larkspur]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2297291487_9cc3878231.jpg
I look just like a snow man if I bees real still.....

[larkspur]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2297254391_1732896a1f.jpg
Tribble???

[BobG]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2297291487_9cc3878231.jpg

For you, mon cherie, now how about we discuss that planned trip to the vet? I fear it could rob me of my confidence, if you know what I mean.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2072/2305943496_a6f4bc8589_o.jpg

Where Zeus lost in a bowlful he gained in a bellyful.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2297291487_9cc3878231.jpg

I've never tripped on catnip before.

[Math Jeans]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2297291487_9cc3878231.jpg

Oh Fluffy...will you marry me?

[Schrodinger's Dog]

http://www.freewebs.com/mypicturesandsht/whitecatbase.JPG

In the tradition of All ur bases are belong to us and internet cats.

[Math Jeans]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Cat_%27n%27_Bag.jpg

I've caught me a feisty one!

[Loren Booda]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Cat_%27n%27_Bag.jpg

Rooowr - the suffocation warning said nothing about kits!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00445/knut_mad_650_445997a.jpg
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article869667.ece

Do you remember the cute little baby polar bear, Knut? That be him.

[tribdog]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Cat_%27n%27_Bag.jpg

I know we don't need one, but I just can't resist a sale at Bloomingdales

[Math Jeans]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/error11/Funny.png

He put WHAT in the balloon?!

[Loren Booda]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/error11/Funny.png

Having come from an arid country, Amir thirsted for the water balloon.

[kaisxuans]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/error11/Funny.png

new generation....FART BOMB

[tribdog]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/error11/Funny.png

Jerry learned to put on a condom during a sex ed class in high school. Unfortunately no one told him to take it back off and in his second year of college disaster struck.

[Artman]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Cat_%27n%27_Bag.jpg
Will someone let the cat out of the bag?

[mbrmbrg]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00445/knut_mad_650_445997a.jpg
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article869667.ece


Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!! There's a kid with its face near my wall!!!!!!

[mbrmbrg]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00445/knut_mad_650_445997a.jpg
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article869667.ece


SHOWN: Kurdt successfully passing his "unfazed by icky teeth" pre-dental exam. We wish him luck as he embarks on the next stage of his training--"Unfazed by icky breath."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg
http://www.ecanadanow.com/news/us/president-bush-gives-mccain-biggest-endorsement-yet-20080306.html

You know, John, if I put some gray coloring in my hair, I could take your place and nobody would know.

[Evo]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg

[tribdog]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg
I'm having a ball!!!!

[larkspur]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg
That dog is nuts!

[Loren Booda]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg

Its a wonder that Canis auto castratus would have propagated to this point.

[Moonbear]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg

Do it yourself neutering.

[Moonbear]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2297254391_1732896a1f.jpg

The plumber's cat.

[larkspur]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2297254391_1732896a1f.jpg

The plumber's cat.

:rofl::rofl: Good one!

[Huckleberry]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg
This is much better than chasing tail.

[lisab]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg

Fetch the ball! Fetch the ball! Fetch the ball!

[Evo]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/694/oooopswr8.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/694/oooopswr8.jpg[/QUOTE]

Svengali shall still this bourgeois sport!

[Schrodinger's Dog]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg

I bet you wish you could do this. :smile:

[tribdog]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/694/oooopswr8.jpg
Check out what that dog above me can do!

[tribdog]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/694/oooopswr8.jpg
At the 2008 Celebrity Tennis tourny we see once again why professional soccer players shouldn't be invited.

[Loren Booda]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/694/oooopswr8.jpg
You'd look concerned too if you had a phosphorescent tumor the size of a tennis ball growing out of your forehead.

[Evo]

When dogs can fly.

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg

Hop Scotch? Do we look like Scotties to you?

[tribdog]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg

I don't know Mr. Kent, there's something wrong with your dogs.

[Andre]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg

Bravo, gear up,..... go.

[Andre]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg

Canine tower, Canine tower, good afternoon, Dachs formation is at initial, information foxtrot received, landings instructions, please.

[tribdog]

http://zablog.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/purrrr.jpg

It looks impressive until you realize that Jim is only 3 feet tall.

[binzing]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg

I can't think of one, but something from Star Wars would be appropriate.

[kaisxuans]

http://zablog.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/purrrr.jpg

It looks impressive until you realize that Jim is only 3 feet tall.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[kaisxuans]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/javagal78/machinegun.gif

i wonder when h'll stop...

[rewebster]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg

The good thing is that dogs that can fly never get more than a few feet off of the ground.

[rewebster]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg

Max finally decided to do something about that 'inner feeling'




of being born the wrong sex, and to become Maxine

[rewebster]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9869/butterkittyjpgqd1.jpg

Goosebumps?!!----yeah, babe---

--oh, well.... it gives me goosebumps too

[Kurdt]

SHOWN: Kurdt successfully passing his "unfazed by icky teeth" pre-dental exam. We wish him luck as he embarks on the next stage of his training--"Unfazed by icky breath."

I don't get it :cry:

[rewebster]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg

As one career ends and another may begin, bush admits that....



a recent film about two cowboys in the mountains was a pre-release of his auto-biography.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg
Quit trying to lead.

[Loren Booda]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg
John, I just heard your brain fart.

[B. Elliott]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg
"Only eHarmony has a scientifically proven (and patented) matching process that..."

[tribdog]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg
"Only eHarmony has a scientifically proven (and patented) matching process that..."

HAHAHAHA

[wolram]

[QUOTE=Andre;1644400]http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg

Being small is no obstacle to so bite you ***.

[rewebster]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg

"It's a dog eat dog world" , and


Max was trying to make that true to the best way of his knowing how,




but,--- being the only dog in the house....

[Burnsys]

http://www.marlexsystems.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/descarga-electrica-no-toca-chica.JPG
Tesla vs Faraday
Round 1º
FIGHT!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.marlexsystems.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/descarga-electrica-no-toca-chica.JPG
Fred always fancied himself a superhero, but he couldn't even make superconductor.

[Danger]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg
Because he can.

[Danger]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/1050/flyingdogsrd0.jpg
SFX plate 2, before addition of the CGI motorcycles.

[Danger]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg
Tone it down a bit, dammit! If either of our wives find out about this, we're toast.

[Danger]

Fred always fancied himself a superhero, but he couldn't even make superconductor.

:rofl:

Leonard Bernstein... now there was a superconductor.

[Kurdt]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2724/dogmv2.jpg
The real tequila slammer.

[rewebster]

http://www.marlexsystems.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/descarga-electrica-no-toca-chica.JPG

EXTERMINATE!...EXTERMINATE!.....EXTERMINATE!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.marlexsystems.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/descarga-electrica-no-toca-chica.JPG

Fred found astronomy boring next to electrodynamics, but was he in for a shock. The guys had replaced his metallic mesh with plastic fencing, and he wound up seeing more than stars!

[Evo]

The crowd watches in awe as Susan shows off her perfected "nose dive".

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1589/facedivehy6.jpg

[Evo]

Little Pepe soon learned the meaning of the Julie Andrew's song "Feed the birds".

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

[rewebster]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1589/facedivehy6.jpg

Holding this starting position for any length of time shows one's strength,
as the iron cross does for men...


and, it became obvious that Ms. Eupes was reaching past her limit...

[rewebster]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

Even after the fourth 'attack', he still didn't get the hint that 'his' snack was really bird food.

[tribdog]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg
Sure the birds loved the new high fiber snacks, but there were some side effects.

[Loren Booda]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg[/QUOTE]

Poopsie the pigeon was a fool for photo ops.

[Loren Booda]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1589/facedivehy6.jpg

Lisa found little refuge to hide her shame. Doh!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1589/facedivehy6.jpg

Holding this starting position for any length of time shows one's strength,
as the iron cross does for men...

Yes, the Iron Nose, or Tycho Brahe, is the Iron Cross of diving.

[esbo]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

Learn to share young man!!!

[wolram]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg[/QUOTE]

Hey, when i crap on his head the rebound makes seagull patterns on the ground, cool.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg
Alfred Hitchcock as a child.

[rewebster]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

New research proves birds have a sense of humor.

[rewebster]

Yes, the Iron Nose, or Tycho Brahe, is the Iron Cross of diving.

Ivan, you must have some professional experience in this area to know that---we 'lay people', just call it the 'missionary' start

(well, in the men's competition, anyway)

[tribdog]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg
Crap!!

[tribdog]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg
Not all birds fly using wing power, some rely on jet propulsion.

[rewebster]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

Bird-on the head is worth two on the hand

[rewebster]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg


America voted:


85% want these birds in Washington D.C. around the Congress building and the White House

[rewebster]

someone may have deleted the photo that several of the recent 'captions' refer to (about birds)--I don't know whose it was or whether it will come back--here's it is:

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/revengeofthebirds.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

imageshack is probably just offline for moment.

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/revengeofthebirds.jpg

Unfortunately for Gigi, her wish to be hewn from marble virtually became true.

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/revengeofthebirds.jpg

bush, cheney, rumsfeld, and the military awarded a 173.4 million dollar no bid contract for the training and deployment of one of its most secretive covert weapons----




--and will be put into use as soon as 'the' Democratic candidate is selected

[rewebster]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

HEY!!!---KID!!!


KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!!!

[GomezMan91]

It happens

[Loren Booda]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

One-point landing for a fowl shot.

[Artman]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg
"Pilot to bombardier...pilot to bombardier...what do you mean the bombardier is taking a crap?"

[Artman]

Little Pepe soon learned the meaning of the Julie Andrew's song "Feed the birds".

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

He was soon to learn that the cost was more than simply "toppins-a-bag."

[rewebster]

hmmmm---quite a few photos, etc. posted there---and some waaaaay oversized

[Ivan Seeking]

Hagopbul I deleted your pictures. You might try posting one properly sized photo [not cartoons] and allow people to respond to that before posting others.

The idea is to post funny or unusual photos that might inspire funny captions.

[Loren Booda]

Poppins + tuppence = toppins

[rewebster]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

Giving back....



(recycled)

[Loren Booda]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

Pigeon's version of the Mile High Club.

[Loren Booda]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

5hiting the hand that feeds you.

[rewebster]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6449/revengeofthebirdsgb9.jpg

One Flew Over: The Caca's Mess

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1317286.jpg
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2837829.html

[kaisxuans]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif

karate comes in usefl...

[rewebster]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg

John, you should come over tonight, too.

I have invited Karl and Dick for another 'sleep over' .....


----and Karl is bringing his special brownies for me again....


----I usually don't remember much.....


but, they say they have fun with me.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1317286.jpg

Popping a wheelie is considered the most difficult stunt on the Unocycle.

[Loren Booda]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif

Extracting the ball was the messy task.

[wolram]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif

Extracting the ball was the messy task.

LOL.

[wolram]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif


I knew you did not love me.

[rewebster]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg

"John McCain is the only man that consoles ME when people call ME an idiot.....

I think for that reason alone, you should make him MY (and our) next President..."

[wolram]

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1317286.jpg


Brake, ouch, accelerate, ouch, brake, ouch.

[rewebster]

Brake, ouch, accelerate, ouch, brake, ouch.

Yeah....he built this because he heard that the two-wheeled motorcycles were dangerous

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8749/headinrearir0.jpg
An archeological team, digging in Washington DC , has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician.

[caption came with the pic]

[Loren Booda]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8749/headinrearir0.jpg

Meet Homo Stegosaurus.

[Loren Booda]

http://test.ecanadanow.com/Bush_endorses_McCain.jpg

I give up...how are Clinton's cigars and our microphone alike?

[Loren Booda]

They both convey a stink.

[Redbelly98]

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1317286.jpg


Single bikers just love the Hump-A-Cycle.

[rewebster]

http://www.orble.com/images/pink-blue-hair-crazy-hair-unnatural-hair.jpg


No, dude........



'Duster' is my nickname

[Loren Booda]

http://www.orble.com/images/pink-blue-hair-crazy-hair-unnatural-hair.jpg

His brain's was not the only growth affected by the psychedelics.

[rewebster]

http://www.orble.com/images/pink-blue-hair-crazy-hair-unnatural-hair.jpg


"Yeah, but......


I still don't get as much attention as I used to...."

[BobG]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif

As a defender, Humphreys was tougher to shake than an adolescent dog.

[Integral]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/meja2.jpg

Even a puppy needs a little pussy now and then.

[Loren Booda]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/meja2.jpg

After lapping it up, getting in a few laps with a lap dance for a lap dog.

[rewebster]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/meja2.jpg

What would be even funnier would be if the cat's name was 'Venus'.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/meja2.jpg

Due to an unfortunate Crazy Glue accident...

[rewebster]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif

After the hard hit ball glanced off the pole, the defender watched it sail up,


and then over to the left side of the stadium sideline.

[rewebster]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif


F= mamaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Loren Booda]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif


Really - I called your mother a bore!

[rewebster]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif

"Is THAT all ya' got--



--your grandma can kick harder that THAT!"

[kaisxuans]

http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/12392/normal_cool%20baby.jpg

HOLY CRAP*

[rewebster]

http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/12392/normal_cool%20baby.jpg

Some lonely female geneticist may have went a little too far

to find 'the shortest path' after misinterpreting the old saying:




"the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/sports/funny_soccer.gif
To avoid a penalty, you must not touch the ball with your hands.

[rewebster]

http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/12392/normal_cool%20baby.jpg

"This is our first child......



We named him, 'Thumas' , but we call him by his nickname..."

[wolram]

http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/12392/normal_cool%20baby.jpg

"

Mommy keeps me under the stairs.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/12392/normal_cool%20baby.jpg

Just don't take off his diapers!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/12392/normal_cool%20baby.jpg

Will mommy ever recover from her LSD trip? She put her boob in my belly button.

[rewebster]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd24/Integral50/meja2.jpg

oh....oh...............oh...................






but I got a feeling I'm going to regret this in the morning

[rewebster]

http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/12392/normal_cool%20baby.jpg

""Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME!?...."

[rewebster]

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8273/what_the_hell_is_going_on_here.jpg

"Yeah, it is--and, it's VERY green......



well,.....

I got tired of looking for it on the other side of the fence. Now, I can take it with me."

[~christina~]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

[Redbelly98]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

Sony introduces its new chair-man.

[rootX]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

Restrooms in public transportation

[AhmedEzz]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

The latest prototype for terrorists to hide on a plane.

Source - Lab of terror :cool:

[rewebster]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg


Bill didn't like paying the 25 cents for those expensive 'pay toilets'.

[rewebster]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg


After not using 'pay toilets', this gave Bill the idea of trying to make his methane powered van and would make him a millionaire.

[hagopbul]

http://http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g304.gif


computers!!!!!

[rewebster]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

Mom said that when I grew up that I could be anything and go anywhere

[Loren Booda]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

Bill's Naugahyde van clashed with his fetish for leather.

[rewebster]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

People interpreted Bill's comment (while in or on his van 'seat'/suit) of:


"Going........Going....................Gone!!!!!!!!"



in several different ways.

[WardenOfTheMint]

'I shan't be worse off' - Donkey who is about to be stolen from his master, Aesop's fables
'Then we shall see what we shall see' - Aragorn, Lord of the Rings
'Your *** is grass' - random mercenary in Far Cry

[Loren Booda]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

Bill had little idea what happened at the party, but at least he was no longer a social footstool.

[Loren Booda]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

Bill was so cautious that he wore protection even for lap dances.

[rewebster]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

It's hooked up to the radiator for the water, but the bad thing is that Bill only flushes the radiator once a year.

[LowlyPion]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg


Iranian Infiltration Foiled in Falusia

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/deer.jpg

Do da deer look kinda de sade ta ya taday?

[LowlyPion]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/deer.jpg

Deer stage sit in to protest trampoline. Noisy kids get the point.

[Andre]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7175/a191illegal2lw5.jpg

Kurdts kevlar protection suits for the sisterhood has entered the operational evaluation phase today.

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/deer.jpg

For five bucks, the doe was just right of the umbrella of being under the 'tramp' status.

[neu]

Lighthouse keeper recruiting advert.

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/sunshine_girls_bell_toot.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/sunshine_girls_bell_toot.jpg

Add some Sirens to the lighthouse

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/deer.jpg

Deer revenge for the bouncing hunter.

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/deer.jpg

See---even in the animal kingdom---

The males lay around in the shade and the female has to guard the males from danger...







and women wonder where we learn this 'stuff' from

[LowlyPion]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/deer.jpg

Santa sends the gang on summer camp vacation.

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/deer.jpg

The other does were very jealous of Elyse (the female deer on the far right),

and wondered how and why she was the only one that always had a harem of bucks (male deer with the horns) around her.

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/deer.jpg

BOUnCH...... BOUnCH...... BOUnCH...... BOUnCH...... BOUnCH......

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

They were hauling fertilizer---

[Andre]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

Green driving is really taking off, nowadays.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

Hey Jethro, has that stop sign changed yet?

[LowlyPion]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

Bio-Manufacturing still has a way to go. This jeep-bearing Kudzu growing wild in the Congolese Basin demonstrates some early signs of hope however.

[Redbelly98]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

New this fall, the Chia Jeep. Just add water!

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

But constable, I was just now going to move it!

[LowlyPion]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

Bernice began to suspect the auto club would not be repairing her flat any time soon.

[rootX]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg


Cops using new way to catch over-speeding drivers ;)

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

Take the Jeep Apocalypse for a test drive today.

[Kurdt]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

Who said cars were bad for the environent?

[matthyaouw]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg
Okay, now just put some over the side and I'm pretty sure we won't get a ticket.

[neu]

http://images.sandiego.com/articlefiles/84fd18b2-7569-416e-bc11-9bc0260b2593/hong2.jpeg

"You play Piano???........................ YOU DIE!"

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

People come from all over the world to sit in this car to feel 'close' to nature.

[neu]

http://www.letsgetreadytoramble.com/images/fatty.jpgB****! GET ME SOME COFFEE

[Loren Booda]

http://www.letsgetreadytoramble.com/images/fatty.jpg

Welcome to the Soylent Arches, my dearies.

[rewebster]

http://www.letsgetreadytoramble.com/images/fatty.jpg

"I WANT MORE FRIES.....NOW...


I want the rolls on my fingers to match the rolls on my ARMS!"

[lisab]

http://www.letsgetreadytoramble.com/images/fatty.jpg

The Michelin Man's family stops for their third lunch.

[edward]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/jeep.jpg

This must be the long term parking lot dear.

[edward]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6632/image001vm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Something odd came up at the pottery store.

[Loren Booda]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6632/image001vm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Like they say: with the BMW the prick is on the inside.

[wolram]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6632/image001vm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


This mania clink has a 100% success rate.

[rewebster]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6632/image001vm6.jpg

The ONLY reason those CLOWNS look SO SAD is because .....






the female clowns took one look....

and decided not to get pricked.

[rewebster]

http://www.letsgetreadytoramble.com/images/fatty.jpg

I'm still hungry.....can I eat that baby in your stroller if you're finished with it?

[Loren Booda]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6632/image001vm6.jpg

What's amazing is their ability to fructify.

[neu]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

HANDBALL!

[neu]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/8027955_6448c4b074.jpg?v=0

The artist formally known as Llama

[neu]

http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-football-pictures-8.jpg

MAN ON!

[neu]

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-7976995860.jpg
no caption needed

[rewebster]

http://www.letsgetreadytoramble.com/images/fatty.jpg

Mom, that guy with the Mac uniform said that he was going to bring me a chocolate dessert mint, and, then said something about Monty Python.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-7976995860.jpg
Brussels sprouts? I got your brussels sprouts right here mom.

[rewebster]

http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-football-pictures-8.jpg

FOUL!!!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

Pay up, he's a guy.

[Loren Booda]

http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-football-pictures-8.jpg

Keep your eye on the ball!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-7976995860.jpg

So much for calling me a damn rotter.

[rewebster]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

(dyslexic announcer:)

"BALL PLAY!!"

[wolram]

http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-football-pictures-8.jpg



Look folks i can balance a number two on my nose.

[neu]

http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-football-pictures-8.jpg

Drink Coke

[rewebster]

http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-football-pictures-8.jpg

"Hey ump....This guy is tailgating!!"

[LowlyPion]

From another angle:

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/AnotherAngle.jpg

[LowlyPion]

In the same theme:

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/AnotherAngle2.jpg

[rewebster]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/AnotherAngle.jpg

#2 speaking to #18

"HEY....I didn't mean for you to take it literally.... and DO it!"

[Redbelly98]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/AnotherAngle2.jpg

Raul's coach stressed the game's fundamentals. For example, protecting the ball at all costs.

[neu]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/argh.jpg

HOLD IT IN! HOLD IT IN!

[neu]

http://artaban7.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/drunken-idiot.jpg


-I think particles.
-No, they're fields.
-particles!
-Fields!
-PARTICLES!!
-FIELDS!!
-PARTICLES!!
-FIELDS!!
-PARTICLES!!
-FIELDS!!

[neu]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l139/thecrispyduck/chump_bazooka.jpg

- Timothy what are you doing!?

- I told you mother; I will not have lumps in my custard.

[Kurdt]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/argh.jpg

Another satisfied Almighty Cleanse customer.

[rewebster]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/argh.jpg

photo cropped just to show the 'toe curling' effect

[Loren Booda]

http://artaban7.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/drunken-idiot.jpg

Hee-haw, kid. Now give me the apple.

[wolram]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/argh.jpg


10000ft and mach 1, boy that one had some power

[rewebster]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/argh.jpg

Just WHERE--zzzztt<crackle>zzzzt---did you PUT--zzzztt<crackle--crackle>zzzzt---that electrode!

[WarPhalange]

http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-football-pictures-8.jpg

Drink Coke

Straight from the tap.

[neu]

http://overcaffeinated.net/images/caovoador.jpg

- "QUICK, STOP HIM HE'S GETTING AWAY!"

[neu]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/argh.jpg

The first recorded fart powered flight

[Alfi]

http://overcaffeinated.net/images/caovoador.jpg

best of breed - bird dog.

[Loren Booda]

http://overcaffeinated.net/images/caovoador.jpg

Suzi leapt at the mere mention of cropping her ears.

[rewebster]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/argh.jpg

I CAN'T HOLD THIS GUY'S LEGS MUCH LONGER...I'M GONNA DROP HIM!!!....!!!!






(wait.....uh...oh..never mind...I think they're mine..my mistake.)

[neu]

http://overcaffeinated.net/images/caovoador.jpg


BEAGLE ........... AH AAAAAAH
SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!

[neu]

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/cat-hat.jpg

"Hi, yeah I got a package for a Mr. Tabby."

[matthyaouw]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/argh.jpg

Phil's sex face was awful, but at least in this position his partner couldn't see it.

[rewebster]

http://overcaffeinated.net/images/caovoador.jpg

NEVER FEAR--UNDERBEAGLE IS HERE!!

[LowlyPion]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Sharpy.jpg

[LowlyPion]

Runner-up in Tricked Out Gypsy Travel Home Competition.

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/TrickedOutTruck.jpg

[wolram]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Sharpy.jpg


Please stop washing us mommy.

[rootX]

http://artaban7.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/drunken-idiot.jpg

rarrr..
RARRRRR!!!!!!!

*the girl runs away (see below)*
A2syxXPR7xY

[Loren Booda]

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/cat-hat.jpg

Those vodka and limes give one hell of a hangover!

[Loren Booda]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Sharpy.jpg

Will the real Shar Pei please stand up.

[Loren Booda]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/TrickedOutTruck.jpg

This is my first time driving a hallucination, Cheech.

[NeoDevin]

Is there any chance we could not have oversized pictures? They are really annoying.

[LowlyPion]

Is there any chance we could not have oversized pictures? They are really annoying.

What size works best for your screen? Can you offer any suggestions?

For instance, I resized the Sharpei image. Is that better?

[Redbelly98]

What size works best for your screen? Can you offer any suggestions?

For instance, I resized the Sharpei image. Is that better?

Much better for me, thanks.

With my monitor at 1024 x 768, I find a 640 x 480 image (or less) fits nicely inside my browser viewing area. The original Sharpei image required me to scroll horizontally to view the entire image. I don't mind scrolling vertically in order to read things, but would like to view an entire single image without any scrolling.

Just my 2 cents, thanks.

Mark

Edit:
The girl & camel/llama/whatever (msg # 2889), at 450 x 315, is a nice size on a 1024x768 monitor. How does that look to people with larger monitor settings?

[Kurdt]

I think most people are at 1280x1024 with lcd monitors nowadays, so an 800x600 maximum might be better for the majority of people.

[LowlyPion]

With my monitor at 1024 x 768, I find a 640 x 480 image (or less) fits nicely inside my browser viewing area.

Glad it was brought it up then. I have no problem limiting the size of things I put up. Not sure how to let other people know though.

Small on some monitors may be too small on the other end. But 640x480 should be fine in both directions.

[NeoDevin]

Even the funny bus (#2892) is ok on my screen. The wrinkles one is slightly too large, it pushes the edge of the forum off the screen.

[NeoDevin]

I have started a new topic on the subject of image sizes here (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=1806832#post1806832).

[LowlyPion]

Even the funny bus (#2892) is ok on my screen. The wrinkles one is slightly too large, it pushes the edge of the forum off the screen.

I've resized it to 640x480. Is it still too large after refreshing?

[NeoDevin]

Awesome now, thanks! Makes the thread much easier to read.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7074/headlessleaperjp3.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7074/headlessleaperjp3.jpg

Picasso's lost copy of "La Saltimbanque."

[LowlyPion]

Troops pat down suspected suicide bomber.

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/CheckPoint.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/CheckPoint.jpg

More keen than a bloodhound for smelling out rats, Muffy had a $10,000 bounty on her tail.

[LowlyPion]

Spike and the boys thought they would go out and get some tail.

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Spike.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Spike.jpg

Hey guys - what's two divided by four?

[LowlyPion]

Not a creature was stirring, when they were through with the mouse.

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Naptime.jpg

[wolram]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/CheckPoint.jpg


Wow, that must be some bad *** cat burglar.

[Loren Booda]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Naptime.jpg

Then came the inevitable catnip burnout.

[Moonbear]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/CheckPoint.jpg

Our intelligence reports state that terrorists are now using mice as suicide bombers. Bye Felix!

[neu]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/08/fat_narrowweb__300x339,0.jpg

"OOOOOOOOO The Things I'm Gonna Do To You Tonight..."

[neu]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JIjeNFs9oaE/RoIfnBKZGJI/AAAAAAAAAE4/T-K5ki1JEKY/s400/stupid20.jpg

Man regrets eating last jaffa cake at the school disco.

[Andre]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/302214/whazzup.jpg

Sorry guys, can't help you out, I'm new here myself.

[Loren Booda]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JIjeNFs9oaE/RoIfnBKZGJI/AAAAAAAAAE4/T-K5ki1JEKY/s400/stupid20.jpg

Stamp out overpopulation!

[neu]

http://ballcrunchers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kid-soccer-balls.jpg

"NO Jimmy! I SAID BALL NOT BALLS"

[neu]

http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/BallKick.jpg

The guy in red got sent off. The guy in green got sent into orbit.

[Redbelly98]

http://ballcrunchers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kid-soccer-balls.jpg

Bobby could juggle 3 balls with one foot.

[Redbelly98]

(I'm resurrecting this oldie.)

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Outer081407a.jpg

" ... That's the signpost up ahead. You're next stop: the Twilight Zo-- oh crap, we're lost again."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Outer081407a.jpg

Don't dare steal this sign and risk passing beyond the event horizon.

[wolram]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JIjeNFs9oaE/RoIfnBKZGJI/AAAAAAAAAE4/T-K5ki1JEKY/s400/stupid20.jpg

[SIZE="4"[/SIZE]

Jingle balls jingle balls.

[Loren Booda]

http://ballcrunchers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kid-soccer-balls.jpg

Bobby learned to ring the bell at the carnival.

[rewebster]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JIjeNFs9oaE/RoIfnBKZGJI/AAAAAAAAAE4/T-K5ki1JEKY/s400/stupid20.jpg

Tsk, tsk----he should have known better than to have mentioned Jenny Craig to Tiffany

[Artman]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JIjeNFs9oaE/RoIfnBKZGJI/AAAAAAAAAE4/T-K5ki1JEKY/s400/stupid20.jpg

I warned you about grabbing the loops on that other girls pants!

[Artman]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JIjeNFs9oaE/RoIfnBKZGJI/AAAAAAAAAE4/T-K5ki1JEKY/s400/stupid20.jpg

Unfortunately for Jimmy, it was just as he postured into his signature "80's Punk Split Step" that Jane, twisted, ducked and raised her foot into her signature move: a kick step she calls the "Balls on Goal Breaker."

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/302214/whazzup.jpg

Okay guys, now listen up. I'm the brains and you're the muscle, see?

[Artman]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7074/headlessleaperjp3.jpg

Jennifer overcame many handicaps to achieve her goal to become a champion. Not the least of which was a foot where her head should be.

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-70c41b5bf927e290d9b81415cdb29c55.jpg

-"What are you doing?"
-"Er, well I just watched Trainspotting, and well, err..."

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a58cde2fbb8d3e21842f4e5e805104f7.jpg

By the time he reached old age, Popeye had let himself go quite a bit.

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg

"young, and gifted polymath seeks young and attractive women for fun and chat. Must have G.O.S.H. and low standards."

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-8fafe5f6dea01791b5eb3956efee4cbb.jpg

"I know how to check if she's a real blonde!"

[larkspur]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9850/tongueiicq6.jpg
Enzyte was first tested on animals with promising results.

[Artman]

Visited my Grandfather the other day and we sat down for a meal. The glasses had some spots on them.

My grandfather noticed me looking and said, "They're as clean as cold water can get them."

We started to eat and I noticed some spots on the plates, again he said, "They're as clean as cold water can get them."

I just figured he was old and didn't want to waste money on hot water. Until I was leaving and he called out for...

[Artman]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9850/tongueiicq6.jpg
"...Cold Water"

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"Polyester pants, western pocket plaid shirts and the Intel 80386 processor will come back in style; and when they do, I'll be ready!"

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"No mother, I am not looking at 'those nasty pictures' again."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"Yeah, this is my badass computer lair."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"I've wired myself to my computer so it shocks me when I smoke...I found I like it."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"Paneling and plastic upholstery is coming back in style too, just you wait and see."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"Do my glasses make my head look fat?"

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"Polyester double knit is extremely durable. Dammit."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"Sansabelt slacks are coming back into style...oh crap, who am I kidding."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"You think I should burn my wardrobe? Huh, shows what you know. Polyester melts."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"Mother says sex is dirty. She tells me that every time she scrubs me in the tub."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
Does this shirt make my head look fat?

[Artman]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/08/fat_narrowweb__300x339,0.jpg
I thought vertical stripes were supposed to be slimming!?

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"Woah check out the babe in the hot flowered bikini on the green striped...I told you, Mother, I am not looking at those nasty pictures again! I'm just filling in some captions at 'PhysicsForums.com!"

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"I usually sit here naked, but Mother's bridge club is meeting upstairs and they still talk about what happened the last time she gave them the house tour."

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg

"You think this is funny? I also have ambigous genitalia. And I'm pregnant (I'm the father)."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
"I usually sit here naked, but Mother's bridge club is meeting upstairs and they still talk about what happened the last time she gave them the house tour."
"They all call me 'Little Willie' now, which I can't understand because my name is Fred."

[Artman]

"They all call me 'Little Willie' now, which I can't understand because my name is Fred."
"Mother says, 'It only has to be long enough to reach that special woman.' ...Yeah, like that's ever going to happen!"

[Artman]

"Mother says, 'It only has to be long enough to reach that special woman.' ...Yeah, like that's ever going to happen!"

"Heck, I'd be happy just to get more than a couple of my fingers on there..."

[Artman]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Spike.jpg
Puss and Roof.

[Artman]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/Spike.jpg
Two Pigeons Found Murdered
http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l423/LowlyPion/CheckPoint.jpg
Police apprehend suspects in Pigeon Slaying

[Loren Booda]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/08/fat_narrowweb__300x339,0.jpg
There's at least ten skinny people here waiting to get out.

[lisab]

Two Pigeons Found Murdered

Police apprehend suspects in Pigeon Slaying

:rofl: That's great!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
Don't laugh. I've got 1 MB RAM.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a58cde2fbb8d3e21842f4e5e805104f7.jpg

Being illiterate, she had no epitaph - and just an ashtray for an urn.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-8fafe5f6dea01791b5eb3956efee4cbb.jpg

Hold breath and think George Clooney, hold breath and think George Clooney...

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg

Me, compensating with cigarettes? Just ask this online nymph, Fran Beth Ives.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg

My MIT dorm room is eerily similar to my parent's basement, except that I can hear the chicks breathing next door. Really.

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-565ffd253baf02d539cedc8e8b804227.jpg
What Moonbear really looks like... :surprised





:uhh: Ducks and runs, bobbing and weaving from the thread!

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a58cde2fbb8d3e21842f4e5e805104f7.jpg
I've got my Babushka, a carton of Lucky Strikes and my health...Now if I only had a body...

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-8d90494dad473f471805ca3ab3d80195.jpg

"Check it, wigga wig gaaa.... (Note to self: make sure this photo never gets onto the internet)"









http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-86631b595ccaa69c7a1abd0e3bbbd718.jpg

"B*TCH, GET ME BAKE ME A CAKE BEFORE I SMASH THE PLACE UP!"







http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-e2f43ba533841ecc8cfa6db0b99fcd06.jpg

"THIS IS STICK UP!"

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-73667b9f3c45e6dd4178254f7a766ccc.jpg

"Those kids at school who bully me think they're so cool. I'll show them who's cool. Mum, make sure you get the belt in shot"

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-1226615170b6b70a4dbd764bafccd02f.jpg

"STILL GOT IT!"

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-73667b9f3c45e6dd4178254f7a766ccc.jpg

Geek Squad has a Captain?

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-e2f43ba533841ecc8cfa6db0b99fcd06.jpg

"Carrot Top on a crime spree"

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-1226615170b6b70a4dbd764bafccd02f.jpg

"still Got It!"give It Back!

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-73667b9f3c45e6dd4178254f7a766ccc.jpg
No that's NOT a video game controller hanging around my neck. It may look like one, but it is NOT.

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-73667b9f3c45e6dd4178254f7a766ccc.jpg
Spock's first day at Space Camp.
"Geek? What is a Greek? I am not familiar with that word."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-73667b9f3c45e6dd4178254f7a766ccc.jpg
"No! It is NOT a mop handle with stuff taped to it! Hey, you want to get blasted with my Plutonium Death Ray?"

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-73667b9f3c45e6dd4178254f7a766ccc.jpg
I can't believe your ears either Mr. Spock.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-86631b595ccaa69c7a1abd0e3bbbd718.jpg

If daddy's wee-wee got lopped off, what could happen to mine?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-8d90494dad473f471805ca3ab3d80195.jpg

Angel first posed for Bolero during his realist period.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-e2f43ba533841ecc8cfa6db0b99fcd06.jpg

Loaded on vitamin A.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-73667b9f3c45e6dd4178254f7a766ccc.jpg

Jonny cleaned the latrines as if he were going to war.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-1226615170b6b70a4dbd764bafccd02f.jpg

Winner of the Preparation H "Most Humiliating Itch" Contest.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a58cde2fbb8d3e21842f4e5e805104f7.jpg

My grandkids don't know that I'm still lucid. For this I'm giving them back the ashtrays they made me.

[rewebster]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-1226615170b6b70a4dbd764bafccd02f.jpg

Oscar tried to get others to join him in the 'new' dance that he thought up himself--'The Frog'.

[tribdog]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-e2f43ba533841ecc8cfa6db0b99fcd06.jpg

"I'm gonna kill that damn rabbit!"

[neu]

"I'm gonna kill that damn rabbit!"

hahahaha

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg

"I am the rock assasin."

[neu]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-943361642b00310f4803ae946eb2c018.jpg

-"Daddy what does this do?"
-"Ask your mother"

[ranger]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

[ranger]

http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/funny_animals_pictures_25.jpg

http://www.habosarcade.com/images/Misc/Dog%20With%20Beers.jpg

[Focus]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg
Global warming gets sheep to resort to desperate measures.

[neu]

http://www.habosarcade.com/images/Misc/Dog%20With%20Beers.jpg

Hair of the dog

[tribdog]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg


This is my rifle, this is my gun!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg

Reassignment by gunplay.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-943361642b00310f4803ae946eb2c018.jpg

Are you trying to compensate for Bobby's really having a bigger one?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

"White sheep only"

[Loren Booda]

http://www.habosarcade.com/images/Misc/Dog%20With%20Beers.jpg

I'm working towards being a St. Bernard.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg
Give me your money or the one on the left gets it.

[LowlyPion]

Give me your money or the one on the left gets it.

All I can say is that this is a disturbing image.

Wait a minute, I might have gone to school with that guy? But he looks like he went to reform school.

[larkspur]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg

EEEWWWW!


http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

EWE!

[Moonbear]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg


Projected Darwin Award winner.

[Moonbear]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

If you had to wear this wool coat all summer long, you'd need a drink too!

[Moonbear]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-e2f43ba533841ecc8cfa6db0b99fcd06.jpg
Why such a long face, Joe?

[Evo]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg

EEEWWWW!


http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

EWE!:rofl: :rofl:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

That rumor about the origin of syphilis is a smear against sheep.

[Redbelly98]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

The farmers I know are a bunch of godammed perverts . . .
Just trust me that I need to rinse my mouth in the worst way :yuck:

[tribdog]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

I'm thirsty so I'm getting a drink. I'm not going to be sheepish about it.

[tribdog]

Ewww Ewe! that was a good one

[ranger]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

[tribdog]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

got any LListerene

[Loren Booda]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

In moderation, llama spit makes a good lens cleaner.

[larkspur]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

CHEESE!

[Kurdt]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

Do you want to see my impression of Donkey from Shrek?

[Redbelly98]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

"Yo! Donkey! Turn around, we want to see your good side!"

[tribdog]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

Llarkspur's made me llaugh a llot.

[larkspur]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

Llarkspur's made me llaugh a llot.

:biggrin::biggrin:

[larkspur]

http://www.images-photography-pictures.net/funny-picture-cat-picture-ehpien-cat.jpg

[sysreset]

http://www.images-photography-pictures.net/funny-picture-cat-picture-ehpien-cat.jpg

" I'm gonna Purrrrl ! "

[edward]

http://www.images-photography-pictures.net/funny-picture-cat-picture-ehpien-cat.jpg


Excuse me it must have been something I ate.

[lisab]

http://www.images-photography-pictures.net/funny-picture-cat-picture-ehpien-cat.jpg

Hmmmmm.....let me think deeeeeeeply about that so-called "Copenhagen interpretation"!!!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.images-photography-pictures.net/funny-picture-cat-picture-ehpien-cat.jpg

Bet you some catnap that I can make you yawn.

[tribdog]

http://www.images-photography-pictures.net/funny-picture-cat-picture-ehpien-cat.jpg

so *heehee* the second that idiot Schroedinger turned his back I snuck *heehee* out the door.

[Artman]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg
Have I got something in my teeth?

[Artman]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg
"See my Llama hand puppet? See it? See it?"

[tribdog]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg
The world's first online mirror. How do you look?

[edward]

Hmmmmm.....let me think deeeeeeeply about that so-called "Copenhagen interpretation"!!!


:rofl::rofl:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/cat_chewing_cactus.jpg

I always keep an eye out for a tasty cactus.

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg
Let me introduce you to my little friend...

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg
The Sex Pistols biggest fan

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg
Likes: guns, guitars, the colors blue and green
Dislikes: women who shoot their mouth off

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg
PISTOL FOR SALE:
good condition, needs cleaning.

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here...

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-943361642b00310f4803ae946eb2c018.jpg
Daddy, I want one of these!

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-943361642b00310f4803ae946eb2c018.jpg
Mommy's friend who comes over when you're at work has a bigger one.

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-943361642b00310f4803ae946eb2c018.jpg
Daddy, can I play with this?

[Artman]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg
Look, someone keep an eye out and tell me if you see Danger sneaking up behind me.

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg
"There is also a double barrel shotgun in the picture that you can't see...let's just say I don't usually sit like this."

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-943361642b00310f4803ae946eb2c018.jpg
"This is really soft. Mommy says, 'It's like pushing a rope.' What's that mean?"

[Artman]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-943361642b00310f4803ae946eb2c018.jpg
"Mommy says uncle Timmy posed for your costume, Daddy. He was over posing all last week."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/cat_chewing_cactus.jpg

Indubitably - fragrance of pear, a dry taste, and a sharp finish.

[rewebster]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/cat_chewing_cactus.jpg

In a parallel universe, I know I must be eating something better than this

[rewebster]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/cat_chewing_cactus.jpg

That cheap SOB----why doesn't he buy some toothpicks?!!

[tribdog]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/cat_chewing_cactus.jpg

If you stick your tongue on a cactus in the winter it'll stick there.

[Redbelly98]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/cat_chewing_cactus.jpg

Awright, maybe THIS time it won't hur--yeow!!!
&%!#

[Mental Gridlock]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg

NOW let's see you try to make me put a shirt on!

[Mental Gridlock]

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3873/LlamaTeeth.jpg

New llama species discovered in Great Britain.

[tribdog]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg
Shhh! He thinks he looks cool, just take the picture.

[Mental Gridlock]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-70c41b5bf927e290d9b81415cdb29c55.jpg

This clog is just so stubborn!! Doesn't anybody have a plunger?

[tribdog]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-70c41b5bf927e290d9b81415cdb29c55.jpg

I'm serious, come look at what I left in the toilet. I'm not eating THAT again.

[Alfi]

So who got into my stash ?

[Gokul43201]

Alfi, upload that pic to imageshack or someplace similar. If it's from a website, you can display directly (first right click on pic in webpage, select view image -> you should now see only the picture and the url will likely end in *.jpg; copy that url and paste it into your post between tags).

Attachments do not reappear when the post is quoted, and manually reattaching takes up unnecessary server space.

[Andre]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

Faster, I can smell the stable (Dutch slang for wanting to get home)

[rewebster]

http://www.biwook.net/shared/thumbs/240-a772942c168aed75ef0f2c75b9e393fc.jpg

He's thinking 'If this doesn't attract the woman of his dreams, ---nothing will'

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
Hope nothing runs in front of him; the horns don't work.

[Artman]

http://physicsforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15135&d=1219415490

Kitty litter.

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

The Order of the White Buffalo insisted on giving Herman first class treatment, having its pledges unload the trunk.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
Steering the car.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
Steering the car.

oh god, I can just see you sitting there giggling and thinking how clever you are

[Artman]

oh god, I can just see you sitting there giggling and thinking how clever you are
I better close the curtains.

[rootX]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

newly wed couple

but no seat belts! :confused:.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

What do you mean "how many horsepower?"

[rewebster]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

seeing is bull living

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

Yak seat driver.

[rewebster]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

Tailgaters will be fertilized to the full extent of the loss

[NeoDevin]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

Saskatchewan couple!

[rewebster]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

Leather on the seats makes his passengers horny

[rewebster]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

"Him?..........He wanted to try bull riding"

[Focus]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

Engineers hail the invention of the 21st century bulldozer.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
Introducing the 2009 Ponti-Yak

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
Free Leather Interior

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
Some people say it's a dog, but it really moooves.

[tribdog]

they say the pun is the lowest form of humor. so why does it make me laugh so much. I can't decide if I love you or hate you Artman. pontiyak. groan

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
Wall Street or Bust

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg

Red Bull gives you wings. White Bull gives you wheels.

[Andre]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Nice work, all, great captions.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Nice key chain.

[Loren Booda]

This is the best series of captions that I can recall!

[Gokul43201]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
This is bullcr@p! I just got slapped with a second DUI for chewing the cud on last night's beer.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
What the..? If the cow is in here then where's Joe?? Holy crap, STOP THE GRINDER!!!

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg


As soon as the evil cowboy learned that the two leading causes of global warming were exhaust fumes from cars and methane gas from bovine flatulence he wasted no time in developing his "Ultimate Deathcar"

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/322088/image005.jpg
Faster! Faster! Look at me! I'm a stallion!

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Hey, Joe. I'm sorry about that whole branding/goring incident. When I felt that H on my butt I just snapped. I'm glad you're feeling better and you've forgiven me, buddy. Now where's this big party you're taking me to o' pal of mine? We'll have to do this more often! What does the BBQ stand for anyway?

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
This car comes with side of beef impact bags.

[Zenparticle]

After years of failed anger management classes Rusty decided to rebel by putting the cow in the car so no one could tell him to stop having a cow.

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

[Topher925]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

After we got married, my wife kind of let herself go........

[Zenparticle]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

After we got married, my wife kind of let herself go........

Oh man, that was a crack up.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Yup, I'm on my way to get the seats reupholstered. I got the leather right here.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Get this thing moving Clem, they want to turn me into a steer!

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
So, you want to climb in the back seat and fool around?

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
I told my buddy that my steer liked to ride with me, he said that was a load of bull, I said, no it's a steer.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Livestock car

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Let me tell ya, with my Steer riding shotgun, the wife is none-too-happy about riding in the backseat.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
...Git along little doggies

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Hit the drive-thru at Micky-D's for a couple of hamburgers? Oops, I keep forgetting they aren't made of ham.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
I'll just keep one leg outside the car during the photo, then people won't think we're having sex in here.*


*(during the early days of TV, couples in the same bed were required to keep one foot on the floor at all times during filming.)

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Cattle Drive

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
As a reformed Cow Puncher, Clem now treated his bovine acquaintances with a newfound respect.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
You call this a stampede? Hit the gas!

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
City Slicker drivin' a herd

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
After losing the ranch, life's been pretty hard.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Clem's been experimenting with his own brand of Biomass fuel...

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Ma said I could stay out "till the cows come home."

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

I spy with my left eye something that starts with G.
Grass?
yep, got it again
I spy with my left eye something that starts with G.
Grass?
yep got it again
I spy with my left eye something that starts with G.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg


Dammit, pay attention! You're driving home.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Well if I make the cow walk he gets mad. It's like a disease.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'
Keep them doggies rollin'
RAWHIDE!!

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
think this car is insured?

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg


I told you we should have gotten him a dog.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg


It's a figure of speech, not a command. So next time I say bullsh*t, DON"T DO IT!

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg



There are only two problems.
1: We're the Cheyenne PRONGhorns, not LONGhorns
and 2. We've already got a mascot.

[rewebster]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

They met on an interweb dating site---



--she described herself as a good listener, horny, and a great piece of meat.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Q: What has 6 legs, 3 horns and a trunk?

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

When is a matador not a matador? When he's a clown!

[wolram]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg



Dang it, hes all blowed out and i have another 20 miles to go.

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

The cop gave himself a ticket and a swig of whiskey.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Wilburrrr, Mr. Ed is going to be soooo jealous if he finds out you've been seeing me.

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

The mascot thought being put to pasture premature with so many cheerleaders admiring him.

[rewebster]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Billy Bob gave his companion something that all companions want (and need)---a ring

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Turns out it wasn't aliens stealing all those cattle, but Clem and his pontiac.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

You want me to take you where?
Sizzler, they cooked my brother. I'm going to wipe them out with their "All you can eat" salad bar.

[Artman]

Turns out it wasn't aliens stealing all those cattle, but Clem and his pontiac.Good one trib. :rofl:

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

My other car is a Taurus.

[larkspur]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

My other car is a Taurus.

Good One!:rofl:

[Kurdt]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
I knew I shouldn't have gotten my ride pimped in Texas.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

No, you idiot! It's "Driving MISS Daisy" not "Driving Daisy"

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Shucks, that aren't nothin'. You should see how many horses I got under the hood.

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

The way he plowed into me was harrowing.

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

It helps to have an amigo hung like a bull for picking up hoes.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Unable to afford a GPS system, Luke came up with this solution. Now if he wants to know where is he listens to the people on the sidewalk saying things like, "Hello, 911? There's some idiot with a cow in his car at 425 W. Apple St."

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Don't you think we've milked this picture for all it's worth?

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Ferdinand here only went nuts once, but the dang kid's book says he "sat" on a bee!

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Dude, you gotta quit telling these girls you're Zeus. You're gonna get busted.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Moo
Moo who?
Quit crying you hairlipped baby.

[castlegates]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

{{{Driving miss Daisy}}}

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

No, you get out and push.

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Which is the stud and which is the dud?

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Look at that dumb ox.
Yeah, and he has a steer with him.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Paul Bunyon drives a Pontiac

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg



Houston Hindu

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
I know you're probably thinking we're not compatible because we're both Tauruses, but I love Bessie.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
I know you're probably thinking we're not compatible because we're both Tauruses, but I love Bessie.We're gonna git hitched.

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Guess who voted for Bush and who for Gore.

[Artman]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg
Rustlin'? I stopped at a light and he jumped in!

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Bull$hit! My 4 x 4 will take your Ranchero for a ride!

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

Chuck's homemade merry-go-round never made much money. Mainly because only one kid could ride at a time.

[tribdog]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

After his wife's incident Mr O'Leary swore to never let his cow out of his sight.

[rewebster]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg


"Only two things come out of Oklahoma, steers and queers...."

[Loren Booda]

http://gallery.myff.org/gallery/325541/image007.jpg

He may be unconventional, but with my whip this maverick will beat all cliches.

[mbrmbrg]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t227/mbromber/orig_Human_creative_painting_9.jpg
And you thought perfectly inelastic collisions were idealized!

[Loren Booda]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t227/mbromber/orig_Human_creative_painting_9.jpg

The dual national holds the record for hand balls.

[Loren Booda]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t227/mbromber/orig_Human_creative_painting_9.jpg

The Brazilian-American conjoined twins are the first players to simultaneously flip off the opponent and score.

[kaisxuans]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
cutting costs on guns maybe a problem.

[porums]

I pay more care to look closer at the image if he took out his real gun.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
This always happens when I can't decide between "flipping off" and "up yours."

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
"You'll shoot your eye out."

[Topher925]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

I'm not going to use my real gun because then I would be forced to shoot myself for wearing this stupid vest and "wanna be cool" sunglasses.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
I'm gonna count to...duh...two, then start shooting.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Nuh uh, I got you first.

[Artman]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t227/mbromber/orig_Human_creative_painting_9.jpg
Both teams should be applauded for their excellent ball handling

[Artman]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t227/mbromber/orig_Human_creative_painting_9.jpg
He's playing with himself again.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Hands up or I'll put my hands up!

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Okay John, let's go in. You go first. I've got you covered.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
And my glasses work better like this too.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg


Don't bother me, can't you see I'm driving.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy...

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Whenever somebody says "Good Cop/Bad Cop," someone points at me and says "Stupid Cop"

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
In a cost cutting measure to save bullets...

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
I can get him, but I have to get real close.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
He went that way.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
And my glasses work better like this too.

excellent

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
The instructor said to hold my hands like this and squeeze. I keep thinking I'm forgetting something?

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Steady shooting platform. Check
Use car to shield body. Check
Yell "Freeze." Check
Anything I'm missing?

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
I left the safety on it once...practically ripped my thumb off.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
They don't call me "Quicksdraw" for nothin'...damn missed the gun again!

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

FREEZE! Pillsbury Dough Boy, FREEZE!

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Last know picture of Officer Han who later that day went to pick his nose and blew his brains out.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
I'm a crossing guard. They let me carry a gun, but I can't use it.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

see I told you this door handle was as wide as my finger to my thumb.

[-Job-]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

After getting a free haircut at the grocery store, Officer Brown decided to practice ridiculous poses.

[-Job-]

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/s/sheepdrink.jpg

This here water device is well crafted indeed. Mightily pleasant looking, with good water flow, not too little, not too much. And this here knob works dandily too, a fine knob it is. Mary, come look at this device. What a spectacular artifact, i must know the author.

[Moonbear]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Nobody understood the increasing crime rate in town, until they noticed Officer Jones flashing gang signs while on duty.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

This is how we arrest suspects in forgery cases.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Stealth pistols.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Then I reached up like this and I grabbed this guy by the bottom lip. I said, "What do you think you're doing driving around with a cow in your car?"

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

BANG BANG click
DAMN! Cover me while I reload!

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Hey Sarge! I picked up this severed arm over here.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Wow, the fumes from this gas cap are really messing with my head.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Friendly fire?

[Artman]

Wow, the fumes from this gas cap are really messing with my head.
Good one. I like the 'Cover me while I reload' too. :rofl:

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

How do you spell "schmuck " in Hebrew anyway?

[Kurdt]

I'd guess it was whatever that writing is on the car. :smile:

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

You should see the look on his girlfriend's face when his private protection fails.

[Jimmy Snyder]

I'd guess it was whatever that writing is on the car. :smile:
I believe the writing on the car says "Homeland Security".

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

As a last resort I reveal Harvey, my rabbit hand puppet.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Captain ordered a spit polish of all police vehicles.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Among rookies, rubber bands joined the nonlethal arsenal.

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg


Take this one for example, is it an N is it pi? What exactly is my job?

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Head straight down Plympton street, then turn right on Evergreen.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Holy Moses - I'm out of web!

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

No kidding. This is a provision of the Israeli-Palestinian truce.

[tribdog]

finally, you hit one. Made me laugh.
Edit: that wasn't meant as rude as it came out.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Leave it to the Israelis to invent an invisible gun.

[Loren Booda]

I'm glad to have any tribute to my dogma.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Off-duty in two minutes, and what a babe I have in my sights!

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Don't make me pull out my 'big gun.'

[tribdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Owwie! Sarge, I got a booboo on my finger.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
"You've got to nip crime in the bud, Andy. Nip it in the bud."

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
My hands are registered as lethal weapons.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Laugh if you want, but if a bad guy runs into my finger at that height...oooo man will he ever be sorry!

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
I'm asking on one knee, Sarge, will you marry me?

[Kurdt]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Inspector Gadget tries out his new one shot stealth gun.

[Kurdt]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Israeli cop fingers a suspect.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Stop! Or you're getting the middle one!

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Now to practice my sound effects.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

My stealth glasses can reflect even a photographer encroaching on me.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

I'd say the scent arrives from the southeast.

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself...I even lost track of my gun!"

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Pull my finger.

[tribdog]

groan.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

This is also the only place in the Middle East where the cars run on fumes.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Who needs bullets when you have chutzpah?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Amazingly, though this photo shows nothing unusual, it has generated pages of jokes.

[wolram]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg


This one went through the paper.

[Artman]

Who needs bullets when you have chutzpah?

Good one LB.

[Loren Booda]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg

Our American counterparts would call it "doughnut toss."

[tribdog]

haha

[Artman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/police-fail.jpg
Look, if I actually drew my gun on everyone who laughed at my vest, I would be bound to shoot someone.

[kaisxuans]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
'now lets clear that spot on your face...purrrr....' -pm of china

[Loren Booda]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

Nothing like a little Olympic experience that Photoshop won't bring to China.

[wolram]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg


Snakes, dogs, birds nests now each other :surprised

[tribdog]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

Yeah, it tastes good, but he'll just be hungry again in thirty minutes.

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
I'd like to wrap this up to go.

[tribdog]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

I give him Wet Wirrie

[tribdog]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg


taste any MSG?

[OAQfirst]

It's true that some cadavers are so cold that if you stick your tongue on one, it might stick.

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
Siamese Twins

[tribdog]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg


I've almost got it blown up, then we can go swimming.

[Loren Booda]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

Mousie-tongue ancient Chinese greeting.

[Loren Booda]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

Another Chinese knockoff: "Attack of the Giant Reeches."

[wolram]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg



OOps, wrong end.

[Loren Booda]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

Virtually hogtied by Bond, Dr. No takes the pulse of his man servant.

[Loren Booda]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

There were no unscrupulous faces when the guest offered to taste the host's "rice."

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
No, no, my name is 'Rick Mi Cheek'.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
I can't understand these inscrutible English expressions. For instance, what does tongue in cheek mean?

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
No, no, my name is 'Rick Mi Cheek'.
If his name was "Rick Mi Wang," this photo wouldn't be on here.

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
Not now, Won Hung Lo; people will talk.

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
Our next guest on the Good Morning China Show is... ut oh, it's 'Chu Yung Fat.'

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
This will wake him up!

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
The Heimrick Maneuver.

[Loren Booda]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

Leaders move to kiss Chinese overpopulation goodbye.

[Loren Booda]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

Chinese cuisine has been rumored to include tiger penis, rhinoceros horn and now old sage.

[Loren Booda]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

Anything to lap the competition.

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

See what French kissing can do to your Party and children!

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

See what happens when you pirate Spandex?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
Somewhere along the line, the English "butt-kisser" was translated as "cheek-licker", and a tradition was born in corporate Japan.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
Could you get the phone? I'm a bit tied up at the moment.

[TheStatutoryApe]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
Mmmm... yes yes I'm definitely going to have what he's having.

[tribdog]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg


Hmm, yes...slight almond flavor...ahhh...room temperature...AHA!
"He was poisoned. And the killer is Adolph Von Silo."
"Damn you Charlie Chan!"

[Artman]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg
Um this would go well with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
Now, wiggle your left ring finger.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
Now listen to me and quit sitting there with your head up your...

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
They smuggled her out of Korea in a suitcase...she's been like this for a week.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
Seriously, wouldn't this make a great Halloween costume?

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
I went to untie my shoes and got my fingers stuck.

[tribdog]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Right foot...Blue.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
I think she is Tai, but she is knot.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
This is what happens when you put your underwear on over your pants then try and take your pants off first.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
I'm fun at parties -- or by myself, for that matter.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
Actually, I'm a ball wherever I am.

[Loren Booda]

You all make tough competition.

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Child contortionists earn their parents some extra folding money.

[Artman]

Child contortionists earn their parents some extra folding money.:biggrin: LOL

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Yingtai outdid herself with the quintuple Louganis.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
Early attempts to construct a "Six Million Dollar Girl," were dismal failures.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Yingtai outdid herself with the quintuple Louganis.It's the attempts to undo herself that are kinda tricky.

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Lulu risked space warp by following father Sulu across the Great Cosmic Wall.

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Excessively eager and despite her poor English, Kim had been encouraged to exercise to "The Twist."

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Faithful to Cubist art, the Chinese commissioned a living "Acrobats."

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
She can comb her hair, brush her teeth, floss and clean her ears all at the same time.

[wolram]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
She can comb her hair, brush her teeth, floss and clean her ears all at the same time.


How do you know it is a she?

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Capitalist kids, eat your hearts (or any other body part) out!

[tribdog]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

So that's what ROFL means.

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

I would rather be a prisoner of myself than a labor camp captive.

[Loren Booda]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

I'd bend over backwards for - well, just about anyone.

[tribdog]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg

Instead of buying an extra plane ticket, we were able to pick Molly up like a bowling ball and declare her as carry on luggage.

[Artman]

How do you know it is a she?

If this is a guy, he better hope no one rolls him over.

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
...All I remember is, I was running down a hill really fast, another kid ran out in front of me and I tried to stop...

[Artman]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/Re6e72YzUAI/AAAAAAAADAE/FoWBBhlTnEU/s400/girl_china_gymansts_05.jpg
She's a lovely girl. You should see the way her legs frame her face.

[Artman]

How do you know it is a she?If a guy could do this, he'd never leave the house.

[Kapusta]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
He ain't heavy, he's m' brudder.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
How should we know if the circus is in town? Ask pretzel girl.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
"Excuse me, have you got the ears...I mean time?"

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
We've been eatin' worms. I got some on my shirt.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
We just washed our hair and we can't do a thing with it.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
Momma always said not to make funny faces at people cause our faces would freeze like that...Dang that woman was always right!

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

Meet Clyde and Clyde.

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

I does the chewin' and he do the swallerin'.

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

I done got this watch in a spittin' contest. Mah lil' brudder were the spittoon.

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

Any resemblance to intelligent life is purely preposterous.

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

We be mindless? I doesn't mind less he do.

[Ivan Seeking]

I've seen that photo before. Those were a couple of famous crooks, I think...?
Does anyone know?

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
Slowly, people came to realize that space by itself, and time by itself, are doomed to fade away into mere shadows, and only a kind of union of the two will preserve an independent reality.

[wolram]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

.

Mom kept Hyenas.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
"I'm a pickin'..."
"and I'm a grinnin' while I'm a pickin'."

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
We're a couple of wild and crazy guys!

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
Joebob, tuck yer shirt in, we'r gittin our pitcher took.

[Kurdt]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
The one on the left got all the looks.

[sysreset]

I think I saw this photo at a Richard Avedon exhibit a few years back.

[Loren Booda]

I have to consider what posterity would think of me haranguing people with disabilities no fault of their own. These two have done nothing to earn my animosity. I will wait for a more suitable picture. My apologies.

[Artman]

I have to consider what posterity would think of me haranguing people with disabilities no fault of their own. These two have done nothing to earn my animosity. I will wait for a more suitable picture. My apologies.
I agree. The very idea brings ears to my eyes...uhh, I mean tears!

Can we at least make fun of the fact that they got all dressed up for their picture? You know, before the toilet exploded in their mobile home.

[Artman]

I have to consider what posterity would think of me haranguing people with disabilities no fault of their own. These two have done nothing to earn my animosity. I will wait for a more suitable picture. My apologies.
And we should at least try and find out what happened to the third little pig.

[Loren Booda]

I had originally thought their picture to be Photo Shopped. If they received fair royalties (like the characters in the movie "Freaks") for the picture, I wouldn't feel so disturbed.

[tribdog]

which one are you? the one on the left or right?

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
George Clooney and Brad Pitt, before makeup, on the set of "Burn After Reading" .

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

Could you repeat that? We don't hear too good.

[Kapusta]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg


Paleontologists were excited to report the discovery of a pair of missing links.

[Evo]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

This year's Planned Parenthood poster.

[tribdog]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
It appears that Artman and Loren Booda don't like having their picture taken.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
It appears that Artman and Loren Booda don't like having their picture taken.

...So Tribdog had to pose twice.

[Kapusta]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

The stars from the upcoming movie, "Ugly and Uglier".

[hypatia]

...So Tribdog had to pose twice. Yes once for his brother Darrel and again for his other bother Darrel

[Loren Booda]

...So Tribdog had to pose twice.

Hopefully he bows facing the camera next time.

[kaisxuans]

Hopefully he bows facing the camera next time.

so now are we fighting or laughing at pictures?
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
me hears for 20miles and he hears the rest of the 50 now what did you say about big noses? we would wanna try.

[Loren Booda]

I just want to acknowledge that these people were probably harassed constantly in their lifetime. I was not fighting, just expressing my concern for them. Enough said.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
When you start to look like your passport photo, it's time to go home...These guys vacationed way too long.

[tribdog]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

They call me Dumbo cuz uh mah ears. i don't know why they call my brother dumbo.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
You may call them big ears, but we prefer to call them "love handles."

[wolram]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
"


The leading lights of quantum cosmology.

[Kurdt]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg

Mr and Mrs Alabama 2008.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/inbred-patent-trolls2.jpg
Paw, how come Jake and me are brothers and there are two of us, but sis and ma are the same person and there's only one of her?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2008/10/03/Bush_signs_bailout_measure/UPI-36291223061327/
"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

[Artman]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg
Winner of the ARM wrestling contest gets 700 Billion dollars.

[Artman]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg
A handshake instead of a kiss?

[Artman]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg
Pucker up Paulson and bend over taxpayers.

[Artman]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg
How can they shake hands and put them in our pockets at the same time?

[wolram]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg



Piccard meets the alien.

[Artman]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg
Here we see Paulson pulling the president out of the green mass that is surrounding him.
Ironically, he just finished pulling a large mass of green from the taxpayers.

[Topher925]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

Did you see the trunk on Palin? I would so hit that.

Yeah, I'd hit that twice.

[Loren Booda]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

I'd frown but for eight years of crocodile smiles.

[Loren Booda]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

"Pose with the Prez" cardboard cutout attracts Cabinet queens.

[Loren Booda]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

Take it from McCain, anything's a crap shoot. Take it from Palin, shoot anything that craps.

[Loren Booda]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

Deal. Can you reverse-mortgage the White House today?

[Loren Booda]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

I haven't had a handshake like that since I said goodnight to Laura.

[Artman]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg
Look, we just screwed 150,000,000 taxpayers, do you still have to tickle my palm with your middle finger while shaking my hand?

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2008/10/03/Bush_signs_bailout_measure/UPI-36291223061327/
That's $350,000,000,000 for you, and $350,000,000,000 for me See you in Brazil.

[Kapusta]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

Thanks for greasin' my palm prez.

[Loren Booda]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

To hell with wallpaper - Americans can wipe their butts with bills.

[Loren Booda]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

Join me for well-oiled lettuce?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://photos.upi.com/story/w/901a906fe58dec817d19c17570c6e110/Bush_signs_bailout_measure.jpg

At precisely the moment that this photograph was taken, the Treasury Department, seen in the background, fell over.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/
Haha, go ahead John, pull my finger again!

[Kapusta]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg

Hold on Don, wait till I squeeze out a big juicy fart of my own.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Mayan100708a.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2772.html?theme=light
Honey, could you lose the earring? That is just too strange for me.

[Kapusta]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Mayan100708a.jpg

"Honey, you need to go powder your nose."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Mayan100708a.jpg

She had always been ambivalent between becoming a veterinarian or a cosmetologist.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Mayan100708a.jpg

Delila would snort mice for thrills.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Mayan100708a.jpg

She walked the streets of Haight-Ashbury unnoticed.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Mayan100708a.jpg

She went to bed with a face painter and woke with a snake tickling her lip.

[Artman]

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Mayan100708a.jpg
"Slytherin!" Cried the sorting hat before it even touched her head

[Artman]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
Don was just showing me where to keep the taxpayers.

[Artman]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
...and then we're planning to squash North Korea and Iran, just like this.

[Kapusta]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg

Hey John, wanna suck my thumb?

[Artman]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
...then the T-Rex says "I have a big head and tiny little arms..."

[Artman]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
John loves it when I sing the "where is thumbkin" part of the song.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
I love it when he makes his Grinch face.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
...then the T-Rex says "I have a big head and tiny little arms..."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg

And voila! The master prestidigitator raises the dead.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg

The Senator goes to China and all I got was this cheap knockoff watch.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg

Really, which of us appears more avuncular and endearing?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg

This is rich, John - a U. S. President is just a U. S. resident who took a P. Get it?

[Artman]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
"Yeah, he was bent over like that, and I said he could stick his thumb right up his..."

[Artman]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
"Oil can!"

[Kapusta]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
"Yeah, he was bent over like that, and I said he could stick his thumb right up his..."

Hey John, wanna sit on this? I just finished sitting on it so it's still warm.

[Artman]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
Now John, just because I took my own thumb out, is no excuse for you to put yours in.

[Artman]

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/17/mccain/story.jpg
Whoo! Yes John, just like that! Whoo!

[Kapusta]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

Soon McCain was forced to wander the public incognito.

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

Wow! That woman has more nipples than a she-wolf!

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

Quasi nothing! My name is Mr. Moto.

[wolram]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

.

Like i farted and none of you noticed?

[Loren Booda]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

Why do people keep giving me candy and patting me on the head?

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg
I was just standing in front of Donald Rumsfeld and...you'll never guess what he did with his thumb!

[Kapusta]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

...I'm having a little trouble getting this rat trap off my privates...

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg
They gave 700 Billion dollars to who?!

[tribdog]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

Well, I was almost finished blowing up the air mattress when my wife jumped into bed.

[tribdog]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

Dad always said "Quit while you're a head"

[tribdog]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg

After seeing mom in labor for 17 hours, dad grabbed his shop vac to assist.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/embarrassingdog.jpg

Nice drapes, dad, but we need a stripe right about here...

[Loren Booda]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/embarrassingdog.jpg

Jackson Pollock's dog was fed up with this minimalist crap.

[Loren Booda]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/embarrassingdog.jpg

Who needs swatches when your dog can do burgundy to mauve.

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/embarrassingdog.jpg
Whew that was close, I could have gotten that on my fur!

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/embarrassingdog.jpg
I can do a yellow stripe when I roll back for my treat.

[Artman]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/lietuviai/Peppers2.jpg
The presidential candidates are who?!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/embarrassingdog.jpg

During the third debate, Edward began to suspect that Blanca may be a closet McCain supporter.

[Loren Booda]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/embarrassingdog.jpg

Other dogs do tricks. Mine outgasses nitrogen dioxide like a Chinese power plant.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg
Designated driver.

[wolram]

Flat tyre and no monkey wench to fix it :frown:

[Artman]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg
The two on the left appear to be having more fun than a wheelbarrow full of monkeys.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Screw you, bonobos.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

The Boys from Malaysia.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Good human help is so hard to find these days.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

The wheelbarrow surrogate worked until they attempted to nurse the tire.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

The most intelligent primates are those who utilize tools.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Dibs on alpha male and other disgusting zoo behavior.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Every Which Way but Loose

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Yeah, the boots are clean for the camera now...

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

The captains of industry demonstrate McCain's trickle-down theory.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Darwin, here's survival of the cutest.

[edward]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6123/1000788jpgolddog3nj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Old dog learns the alphabet :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/embarrassingdog.jpg
Here is an example of rotational movement along a linear path...

[neu]

"You know when you watch a film and for an hour afterwards you think you're the main character.......... I've just seen the Blob..."

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http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

[tribdog]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

See, you can't breathe can you. That's why I have to stop.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Betty likes to sit around and chew the fat.

[wolram]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg



She (was) flat chested.

[Kurdt]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Thin person escapes from fat man.

[edward]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg[/QUOTE]


Bobbing for apples takes a strange twist this year.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Bobbing for apples takes a strange twist this year.

Yeah, but Bob sure likes it!

[Kurdt]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Gary's party trick was to show off his curiously shaped genitalia.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

New twist on the Caesarean.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

"Fats" Beli snuffs out another lint collector.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Who needs a keg when you've got Joey?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

The new, blow-up, "Real Man" doll, has been real hit with the ladies.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Liposuction reached a new low that day.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Finally Joey found a ruse to touch a female.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Faster, honey - that's not my stomach gurgling.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Joey had once gotten busted for hiding forty pounds of crack under his shirt.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

I would have been a porn star, but I'm too obscene.

[Loren Booda]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Joey achieved Buddhahood when his ring locked with Jane's.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Moving day at the White House.

[Kapusta]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Obama and his new cabinet moving into the White House.

[Loren Booda]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg

Obama and his new cabinet moving into the White House.

McCain and Palin, bringing up the rear, swept monkey movements for a change.

[Ivan Seeking]

Too late Kapusta, I already got the political joke. :tongue:

[Kapusta]

Too late Kapusta, I already got the political joke. :tongue:

Yeah, but I made it specific as to who was moving.:wink:

[Ivan Seeking]

Yeah, but I made it specific as to who was moving.:wink:

No no, moving day at the White House alludes to the present occupants. Besides, if you turn it around, it doesnt even make sense... :confused:

[neu]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_04/096blunderDM_468x444.jpg
****! I left the Iron on

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_04/096blunderDM_468x444.jpg
I'm telling you man, particles and waves are two aspects of the same reality.

[Artman]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_04/096blunderDM_468x444.jpg
I'm not an Oriental?!

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
The amazing thing is the way I spin my head and arms around to face backwards.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg

Joey had once gotten busted for hiding forty pounds of crack under his shirt.I bet he has way more than forty pounds of crack down the back part of his pants too.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Horrifying picture for Halloween.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Extreme T bagging

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Sally immediately regretted her answer to the seemly innocent question, "Do you want a party hat?"

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Jason redefines "Saggin'."

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Sally's Olympic coach had an unorthodox training method for breath control.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Who's putting their hands over my eyes? Is that you, Johnny? Sam, is that you? You better tell me, you know how freaked I get when someone puts their hands over my eyes.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
The worst thing is she just snorted his belly button lint.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Sally immediately regretted her answer to the seemingly innocent question, "Who wants to bob for apples?"

(Sorry just read back very similar to one already done.)

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Despite the red string tied around her finger to remind her not to, she looked
backwards over her head when Jason was in the room.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Anyone else want to snort some crack?

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Sally immediately regretted following directions when someone said, "Hold out your hands and close your eyes, and I will give you a big surprise!"

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Glutton for punishment.

[Artman]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_04/096blunderDM_468x444.jpg
The choices for president are who?!

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Honk.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Well, Helios to you too, big boy.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Otay!

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Everyone covering their man?

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
How's it hangin'?

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Now cough.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Harpo: beep, beep.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Let me see if I can grasp the concept...

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Look buddy, you got twenty minutes to let go.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Hey, it might be a foot long, but I don't loan it out as a rule.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Need a hand there, Sport?

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Hey, the sport's not handball!

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
This has got to be some kind of holding penalty.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Hey! Only the goalies can handle the balls!

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
They gave him five minutes for holding...okay, make it ten.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Michel kept the other team spellbound with his ball handling prowess.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
I don't care who wins, I just like to play!

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
In football they give you five yards for holding, here it's only five or six inches.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Okay, you got my attention...

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Hey! Why don't you ask Santa for one of your own, then you can play with it all day and leave mine the hell alone!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

Not only that, but I made your hair stand on end too!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

Next in line looks apprehensive.

[tribdog]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

Siamese twins Jimmy and Johnny were stars on the soccer field until Johnny was traded to another team.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
I usually play fullback, but today they put me at mid-feeler...I mean fielder.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Right now we're getting the shaft, but I know if we keep hanging on, grasping at points, working the ball, and keep trying to score, we'll get a head!

[Ivan Seeking]

That photo makes me cringe!

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Your shorts are rumpled; let me straighten them out.

[edward]

That photo makes me cringe!

Me too. It's time for a new photo.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Hey, when I pull on this, his head drops!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

An effective diversion perfected from 2500 years of Greek sport.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

Honest, I was just looking for a contact!

[tribdog]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

Guido finds the perfect place to stash his gum.

[Proton Soup]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg

*sigh* alright, i'll touch it, but i'm not going to look at it. will you take me home now?

[joeyar]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_04/096blunderDM_468x444.jpg


Oh my god! Verbal abuse is sooooo last millenium!

[joeyar]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

It's true that you are what you eat - every great batsman eats a great bat.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Team player.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
I got some dirt on my bat. There, that's better.

[Loren Booda]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

Cricket a sport for wimps? Just try extracting your teeth from a bat.

[Loren Booda]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

Some players were born with a silver spoon. Not Jonnie.

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

Gustav, Master of the Pan Flute, gave a free concert for PF.

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

Dolph learns why they don't bunt in cricket.

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

Fred Flinstone wins the mastodon rib eating contest year after year.

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG


Wally, why do they call me Beaver?

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

With one sniff Jock realized this was the paddle he'd gone up sh*t creek without.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Dolph gave up Cricket and took up Termite.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
What do you know, bat tastes like chicken.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, Mon Cheri, I love you , mmmm, mmmm...

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Dolph, when the other player said to "Lick his bat," that's not what he meant.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Dolph was suspended for his use of the illegal, "spit bat."

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Dolph was told his batting sucked, but he thinks it bites.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Dolph's interpretation of "Batting Cleanup."

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Coach says I got to "Live, sleep and eat cricket."

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Jeez, seems everything I play with, I have to blow up first!

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Duh, um, glasses go on your eyes, duh nope they're on my head, bat goes in your hands, duh nope, uh, that's in my mouth...

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Dolph's rendition of "Cricket in C sharp." Actually, he might see sharper if he puts his glasses on.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
He washes it down with one of those sports drinks.

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

Dolph decided to clean out his ears after mistakenly agreeing to play "Lick it"

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

"Breathe damn you, breathe! I'm not letting you give up on me. FIGHT!"

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG

Check it out! I found Hilary Swank's toothbrush.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Dolph's decision to choke up on the bat hasn't improved his hitting.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Dolph regretted his boast that if he missed the next pitch, he would eat the bat.

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Although he has an unorthodox style he can strike a mean googly.

[tribdog]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Lollypop, lollypop, oh lolly, lolly lolly

[Artman]

http://blogs.smh.com.au/sport/pontbat.JPG
Need some catchup to eat my bat up.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
He's a big athletic supporter.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Noticed you hanging around and thought you needed a lift.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Otaysa - When I said, "Slap me five" that wasn't what I meant.

[Artman]

http://www.journalism.fcj.hvu.nl/uploads/pics/MichelValderrama.jpg
Jack's defending style doesn't allow his opponents to score much...on the field.

[D H]

Please! No more picture of eating wood, or of grabbing wood. Please!

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
The good news is, under here I don't have to see all the photos of people eating wood and grabbing wood!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/obama/chi-obama-acceptance-speech-pg,0,4326981.photogallery

I have a dream...

...I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."²

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,

From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

[tribdog]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
I'm dressed like a black widow and I'm going to eat my man tonight.

[tribdog]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
The crowd cheered Mr. and Mrs. Obama and what's-his-name.

[Artman]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
...And right and step and point and step and left and step and smiles and back and point and step...

[Artman]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
McCain - Look, he's surrounded by flags and he's not saluting any of them!

[tribdog]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
Hey Joe. You hired any staff yet, cause I just got an application from someone named Monica. She'd be perfect for you.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
... and you shake it all about.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
...And right and step and point and step and left and step and smiles and back and point and step...

Note that Joe is the only one out of step. C'mon Joe, stick to the script!

[Moonbear]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
I'm dressed like a black widow and I'm going to eat my man tonight.

:rofl: Glad I'm not the only one who noticed how odd her dress looked. What WAS she wearing? It looked like she had slaughtered a cow backstage and the front of her dress was bloodsplattered or something. I couldn't figure it out since the red was only on the front, not the back.

Okay, just so I can play along, here's my caption:
Who forgot to tell Mrs. Biden the dress code was red, white and blue?

[Ivan Seeking]

:rofl: Glad I'm not the only one who noticed how odd her dress looked. What WAS she wearing? It looked like she had slaughtered a cow backstage

An elephant, not a cow. :biggrin:

[NeoDevin]

An elephant, not a cow. :biggrin:

A pit bull maybe?

[Loren Booda]

At least we know she didn't spend too much on her wardrobe.

Ivan, thanks for the quote of Dr. King's "I Have a Dream" speech. It bears repeating.

[Artman]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
The Election Slide

[Loren Booda]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg

Obama drama. Has anyone successfully satirized him?

[Artman]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg
Come on, I'm in a hurry to gather as many Clinton advisers as possible.

[Artman]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg

...It looked like she had slaughtered a cow backstage and the front of her dress was bloodsplattered or something...
The creatures in the UFO behind them slaughtered the cow, she just fell in it.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-11/obama-acceptance-speech_43200970.jpg


From hoedown to toddlin' town.

[Kapusta]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/G/2/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/G/2/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg

Anyone inheriting the Bush mess would have to dumb down.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/G/2/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg

McCain supporters take the high road in hopes of salvaging a defunct party.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/G/2/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg

Stooping to Republican potty jokes.

[Kapusta]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/2/obama-46-virgin.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/2/obama-46-virgin.jpg

No sequel for the 72-year-old political debauchee.

[Artman]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/G/2/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg
Joe, when they say everyone should get behind the new president, they don't mean quite that close.

[Artman]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/G/2/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg
Seriously, I'm going to pull your hair until you learn how to say my name correctly.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/G/2/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg

Finally, people to laugh with rather than frauds to curse at.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Proton Soup]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg

The Pooper Principle: Every employee rises to his highest level of incontinence.

[Kapusta]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg

The trickle down theory explained.

[Loren Booda]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg

Defective coloration

[Loren Booda]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg

Blecking order

[Loren Booda]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg

Sewage class

[Loren Booda]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg

Guano production is dropping.

[Loren Booda]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg

The real sh!t is at the top.

[neu]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

"Loverat"

[Loren Booda]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

Lower right molar needs further inspection.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

Symbiotic omnivores.

[joeyar]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg



Wow, I'll have to tell my friends that humans are a great place to hibernate in the winter!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

This makes five rats that Jennie has smuggled out of bio class.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

"...She swallowed the rat to catch the maggot..."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

If you think that's bad, you should have seen him come out the other end!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

The alien rodent seized her trachea with mortal grip.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

Jennie has authored a new work on geek recipes like ratatouille.

[Artman]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3861/topbirdiiuv6.jpg
Taxpayers on the bottom.

[Artman]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
A little too much rat in my ratatouille.

[Artman]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
Her boyfriend never wants to kiss.

[matthyaouw]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
A cunning hunter, she uses her long rat-like tongue to lure in her favorite prey, cats, of which her diet mostly consists.

[hypatia]

Ahahahahhaha

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

Ben, the rat, completely trusted his owner. We can only guess at his surprise as he felt the teeth clamping down around his neck...

[Andre]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

You definitely need more rodental care

[Loren Booda]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
Her boyfriend never wants to kiss.

This is her boyfriend.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg

Only in their wildest dreams could she and Nat imagine being on the Physics Forums caption competition thread.

[tribdog]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg
Mmm, nope, not a chocolate lab.

[tribdog]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
Raised by owls in the wild young Jimmy shows how he deposits a pellet, once all the nutrients have been digested.

[joeyar]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg


"This tastes a lot like that cake mum made!"

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg
Pucker up, Duke, it's your turn.

[Loren Booda]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg

"Up yours!"

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg
First, we apply some lubrication...

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg
Okay dad, you owe mom an apology, I can now say from personal experience that dinner last night did not taste like something that came out of a dog's butt.

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg
It's finger licking good!

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg
Wanna see my dog jump?

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/pop.jpg
Needs sugar.

[wolram]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg


Yes this is the new British NHS in action.

[Artman]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
What really concerns her is she came in for a Colonoscopy!

[Artman]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
Quickly, Boy Wonder, to the Rat Cave!

[Artman]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
The Early Days of Laparoscopy

[Artman]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tasty%20Hamster.jpg
You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with A Rodent.

[neu]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

"Donkey:You haven't been to University"

[Loren Booda]

I came back to delete my post, and it was already deleted. Thanks, mentor.

[physics girl phd]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

Donkey to republican voter after Democratic win announced: Hee-Haw!

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

Carrots or your kid.

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

That's where methane comes from???

[tribdog]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/stalker_183.jpg

Neighbors claim "we never saw it coming."

[Artman]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg
No Donkey, you can't come and live in my swamp.

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/stalker_183.jpg
Stalker said, "I'm not A. stalker, I'm M. Stalker, but people are constantly making that mistake."

[Artman]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg
Seconds before, little Jimmy was quoted as saying, "This is the lamest Safari Wildlife Ride ever. These animals aren't even scary."

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

Ungrateful Jimmy looks a gift horse in the mouth.

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

Future Dentist of America, Jimmy gags when he sees his worst case of equine caries.

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

To the disgust of his onlooking father, Jimmy ratchets up his belching contest with the champion.

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

It was at that moment that Jimmy swore not to attend the University of Georgia vet school.

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

"They did what with your nuts?" Jimmy recoiled.

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

And a one, and a two: "I've got a mule, her name is Sal, 15 miles on the Erie Canal."

[Loren Booda]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg

With breath like that, they should call you Mr. Fred.

[Loren Booda]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/stalker_183.jpg

My last name is actually pronounced "Jones."

[Loren Booda]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/stalker_183.jpg

Yes, I am accused of being one who works with a stem or main axis of a herbaceous plant.

[Artman]

http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr330/tribdog/stalker_183.jpg
It runs in the family. My father was a Stalker, his father was a Stalker, his father before him was a Stalker...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg

There's no place like home. There's no place like home...

[Loren Booda]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg

It had been suspected that Bush was a member of the brownskirts.

[Loren Booda]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg

The closest Bush came to eastern mysticism was his mantra "Sapporo, Sapporo, Sapporo...".

[neu]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg

Bush: "I thought they were freemasons."

[wolram]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg


Spot the odd one out.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yes the guy on the left has a red tie.

[Artman]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg
They still like me.

[Artman]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg
Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.

[Artman]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg
I'll just hide out here for a while. No one will notice me.

[Artman]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg
Look, if you are going to be in the group, you have to learn to wave both hands, like the rest of us.

[Artman]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_apec_3_081123_mn.jpg
Kyogen theater reaches an all time low.

[Ivan Seeking]

Assuming that Evo has no objections, it seemed best to delete the last photo and the related posts. I agree that it looked depressingly suspicious. Sorry about that.

[Artman]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/openpain/ahh.jpg
Jimmy's first day at the University of Georgia was full of surprises.

[Artman]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Loves_The_Gut.jpg
Time to decorate for Christmas. Got the lights up, now it's time to Deck the Girls With Mounds of Belly.

[Artman]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/sunshine_girls_bell_toot.jpg
We just love stuff that stick up in the air...like lighthouses.

[Artman]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2297291487_9cc3878231.jpg
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...

[Wretchosoft]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2297291487_9cc3878231.jpg

The Grinch, blanched.

[neu]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Bush: "Boy, please address him as Bush Junior Junior. I don't see you saluting."

[wolram]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg



There you go sir, just give it two good pulls to launch the nukes.

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Next time be patient not to get your tie caught in your zipper. Oops, that's not your tie blushing!

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Just because you guys tickle doesn't make me gay, does it?

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Lighten up, Mr. President. The Stegosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut.

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Two of the presidential staff performing a "secret service."

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Mr. President, I must admit that I flunked animatronics.

[epenguin]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2297291487_9cc3878231.jpg



Ah yes I've been expecting you prrrr...- we have met before in slightly different circumstances you may remember, Mr. Bond

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

I've found at least a dozen endangered species in your bush.

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

[Eat your heart out, Dick Cheney!]

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Just get rid of that stain before my dinner with Clinton.

[neu]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

"No Mr. Prez, no WMDs here either."

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Now for a little Head of State.

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

...or a lame duck session.

[edward]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Why did Dick Cheney insist that I wear the microphone down there. ?

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Bush: Me first, line forms in the rear.

[wolram]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg


Are you sure you had them when you left the office Mr Bush?

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
No you idiots! When I said, "Assume the position," I was talking about Obama taking over as president.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
The pope gets his ring kissed. What does the president get kissed...?

[arunbg]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
No you idiots! When I said, "Assume the position," I was talking about Obama taking over as president.
said the fat guy.

[arunbg]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Protocol son, you see the tie must always be in line with my .....

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Don't worry, Mr. President. Beyond all doubt, Ms. Hill was not referring to you.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Other presidents have their 'Kitchen Cabinet' meetings, this is a meeting of Bush's 'Patio Drawers.'

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
No Mr President, the ball is indeed in your court.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
He's just taking dictation.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Taking a bullet for the president...

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Hillary Clinton does not have mine too.

[arunbg]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
"Hi I'm Big Al. My job in the White House is to keep the President from falling off, while the other guy does his fly. It can be a ticklish affair".

[arunbg]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
The highest form of punishment in the U.S

[arunbg]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
"Quick, before Mr. McCain sees us!"

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Your Spongebob briefs got stuck in the zipper, Sir. There you go. All tucked in.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Your Spongebob briefs got stuck in the zipper, Sir. There you go. All tucked in.

Boxers or briefs?

Spongebob tighty-whities.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
"Knuck, knuck, knuck."
"woob, woob, woob."
"Hey Moe!"
"Naunge, naunge, naunge."

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
I'm very impotent; I'm the president of the United States!

[wolram]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg


Jeez how did your logic chip slip down here.

[Artman]

Jeez how did your logic chip slip down here.

All presidents since Clinton have it down there.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
The start of the Boxers Rebellion.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Guy in the doorway - "Geez, they're at it again."

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Sir, this is not what I thought you meant when you said, "I need you to work on my stimulus package."

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
You really don't need this to, "screw the economy."

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Where is thumbkin, where is thumbkin...

[wolram]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg



My god, it is evolving, is that a bush grub?

[Loren Booda]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg

Rest assured, Mr. President, I'll be right inside the podium. Just picture your audience naked.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
I see why they don't call you George W. Tree.

[arunbg]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
"We took this photo just so you guys could make a hundred more Bush jokes. It's all for the people"

[wolram]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg


Sod it, i am cocking the fuse, blow you Bush ,and this picture.:biggrin:

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
I'm just down here to avoid flying shoes.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Look, I said I would take a bullet for the president, not something bullet shaped, only smaller.

[Artman]

http://ollapodrida.net/blog/images/bush_zipper.jpg
Yes, I worked in the Clinton administration too, why do you ask?

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Get Him!

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Clinton - Yeah, I like 'em big; out to here.

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Clinton - The view's okay, it's all the noisy yammering that I didn't like.

[Math Jeans]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg

It depends on what your definition of 'is' is.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg

Since the last time Hillary caught me, I've been able to cross my legs.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg

Five on one? How kinky!

[physics girl phd]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
I've got an idea... let's try out for the Rockettes!

[Kurdt]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg

Symmetrical leg crossing is a new craze that even the most powerful can't escape.

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Lap's open ladies, who's first?

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
I admit I like making whoopie...I didn't mean you Ms Goldberg...unless of course you're up for it.

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Seeing you five ladies reminds me of this time when I was in the Oval Office with five aides who were helping me prepare my "White House Staff" to arrive at a "State of the Union."

[Artman]

Seeing you five ladies reminds me of this time when I was in the Oval Office with five aides who were helping me prepare my "White House Staff" to arrive at a "State of the Union."and the Lincoln bedroom...

[Artman]

Seeing you five ladies reminds me of this time when I was in the Oval Office with five aides who were helping me prepare my "White House Staff" to arrive at a "State of the Union."and the Rose Garden...

[Artman]

Seeing you five ladies reminds me of this time when I was in the Oval Office with five aides who were helping me prepare my "White House Staff" to arrive at a "State of the Union."and the bowling alley...

[Artman]

Seeing you five ladies reminds me of this time when I was in the Oval Office with five aides who were helping me prepare my "White House Staff" to arrive at a "State of the Union."and the broom closet near the Red Room...

[Artman]

Seeing you five ladies reminds me of this time when I was in the Oval Office with five aides who were helping me prepare my "White House Staff" to arrive at a "State of the Union."and the Green Room...say, you have a Green Room here in the station, don't you?

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
So I said to Maddy Albright, "It's a foot long, but I don't use it as a rule."

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Mr Clinton, what's your position on Domestic and foreign affairs?

Well, I start out with the Missionary...

[Proton Soup]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Lap's open ladies, who's first?

we have a weiner

[Loren Booda]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg

"Women deserve a foot up...er...like they say, footloose and fancy free...er...are you gals fans of football...er...I enjoy walking barefoot...er...alright, Red! Meet me in the dressing room - just bring your shoes!"

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
It's lonely at the top ladies, but I like it there...you know, "on top."

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Any of you ladies want a cigar?

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Now when you ladies say you want to "beat me"...what exactly do you mean?

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
I have some tips on removing stains from clothing that your viewers may find helpful.

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Walters - Would you prefer we call you "Mr Clinton," or "Mr President?"
Clinton - You can call me "Anytime."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg

Now I know where I've seen that "V"!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg

Just hold the watermelon between your knees for fifteen minutes every day.

[wolram]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg

This guy is a sadist he knows we need to pee.

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Well, as a former presi...Yes Hillary is a strong woman...I think, as a former presi...yes Hillary is an understanding wife...as a former...yes Hillary was a good First Lady...I think that...yes Hillary is a good mother...yes I think Hillary would be...No! I don't think Hillary should cut my...

[Ivan Seeking]

Artman, you're killing me here! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Artman]

Thanks Ivan.
http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
How do I feel about Hillary's attempt at the presidency?
Well, for starters, you get a LOT more action as president than you do as husband of a presidential hopeful.

[Artman]

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Bill%20Clinton%20The%20View.jpg
Enough chit chat, let's see those clothes hit the floor!

[RiseAgainst]

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/pubfiles/kerrysoccer-thumb.jpg
What captions do you guys have for this?

[SticksandStones]

"Not depressed over losing the '04 election, John Kerry looked to a new career as goalie for Manchester United."

[Artman]

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/pubfiles/kerrysoccer-thumb.jpg
John Kerry in a rare display of his telekinetic powers.

[Artman]

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/pubfiles/kerrysoccer-thumb.jpg
John Kerry in a rare display of his telekinetic powers.When asked how he was able to perform this impressive feat he replied, "If Bill Clinton can appear on 'The View,' I should be able to lift this soccer ball with just my mind."

[Kurdt]

Thats an uncanny resemblance to Davros.

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/62187/new-davros-big.jpg

[Artman]

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/62187/new-davros-big.jpg
I know it looks strange, but it is the only way I can get ESPN in my neighborhood.

[Artman]

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/62187/new-davros-big.jpg
"Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green thingy."

[Artman]

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/62187/new-davros-big.jpg
(Reading his computer screen) "Charlene's turn ons: Blue eyes, dark complexion, leather clothes..."

[Artman]

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/62187/new-davros-big.jpg
This job as a computer programmer is just sucking the life right out of me.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/62187/new-davros-big.jpg

A PF Mentor on the job.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg/215px-Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg

Greg

[psykatic]

"Life under the hood"

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.windycitylefty.com/images/death_star.jpg

The PF Server

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg/215px-Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg
Luke, I am your second cousin on your mother's side.

[Artman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg/215px-Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg

Greg
For only $14.99 a year ($17.99 CA), you can join the dark side.

[Greg Bernhardt]

For only $14.99 a year ($17.99 CA), you can join the dark side.

dang looks like I was scammed for a lot more than that lol, did I buy the "special" facial cream?

[Artman]

dang looks like I was scammed for a lot more than that lol, did I buy the "special" facial cream?
:rofl:

It's free with the 5 year subscription.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/media/62187/new-davros-big.jpg

It was either S&M or prunes. I chose both.

[Loren Booda]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg/215px-Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg

Judah, it's not leprosy. It's prunes.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/pubfiles/kerrysoccer-thumb.jpg

I should have had a prune!

[wolram]

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/pubfiles/kerrysoccer-thumb.jpg




Bloody zombies get everywhere.

[wolram]

An over active pineal gland will suck one dry.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/60207/original.jpg
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/27/obama-mad-magazine-cover_n_161326.html

Joe said what?!?!

[Kapusta]

http://i42.tinypic.com/6z1nat.jpg

That's right Hilary! You got it!

[Artman]

http://i42.tinypic.com/6z1nat.jpg
Oh it's twue, it's twue!

[Artman]

http://i42.tinypic.com/6z1nat.jpg
Secret Service Agent: Yeah, we're the Prez's possy.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/02/12/koala-topper.jpg

[The Bob]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/02/12/koala-topper.jpg

'I don't have the heart him that I asked for sparkling water not still'.

[Artman]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/02/12/koala-topper.jpg
Look, just because you bought me a couple of drinks doesn't mean you can have your way with me.

[Artman]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/02/12/koala-topper.jpg
You're holding my hand, Chuck.

[Artman]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/02/12/koala-topper.jpg
Coka-Koala

[Artman]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/02/12/koala-topper.jpg
Hey! What did I tell you about backwash?

[Loren Booda]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/02/12/koala-topper.jpg
Look, just because you bought me a couple of drinks doesn't mean you can have your way with me.

Classic

[Artman]

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/02/12/koala-topper.jpg
Iah glot mah tonhguah stuhch

[Artman]

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/visual7.jpg
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn't work on this guy.

[Artman]

http://im.rediff.com/money/2004/aug/09look1.jpg
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, can't prove I did it..."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
And I thought prison was bad.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Introducing the new toilet transformer.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
For this they chased away the streetwalkers?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg

I would not be comfortable using this public toilet - I don't see any toilet seat paper.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain 6"

[Pi-Arc]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Perverts Anonymous

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Read a newspaper and tan your backside at the same time.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
You haven't seen a fun house mirror until you've met the shiny hiney.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Please don't throw cigarettes in the toilet - it makes them hard to light.

[Brilliant!]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
"Another feature of the Ultra-Toilet 3000 is the surrounding one-way glass. Also soundproof, this allows you to shout obscenities at unknowing passers-by while you drop the kids off at the pool, just like you always hoped for!

The Future is now!"

[neu]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg

Man: It's Wallpaper, I promise.
Woman: Why is it moving?
Man: It's dynamic wallpaper.

[zoobyshoe]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg

"Our city is proud to be the first to accomodate people disabled by bathroom exhibitionism" said Mayor Jenkins in a recent interview. "For decades people suffering from this terrible condition have wandered in frustration, unable to relieve themselves for lack of any proper, truly 'public' restrooms."

"I'm overjoyed!" piped in Martha Wheeler, 62, "I just can't seem to 'go' unless someone is watching and is really, really grossed out."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=downandout.jpg)

Cats are so dramatic.

[caption came with email]

[arunbg]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Not shown in picture - a mouse doing a headstand

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Three of the great religions shown here: Buddhism, Dogmatism and Catolicism.

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Guess who lost last night's drinking game?

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Saying grace before consuming the national delicacy.

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
To think he would trade us for a capuchin!

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Enough with hamming it up for the hotties, Felix.

[Ivan Seeking]

Three of the great religions shown here: Buddhism, Dogmatism and Catolicism.

Tsu and I both had to LOL at that one. :biggrin:

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
We're going to determine once and for all who keeps leaving the seat up!

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
A window seat.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Room with a view.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Sally always used that toilet at night and thought those were mirrors on the walls.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
He who lives in a glass house shouldn't stow thrones.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
It has a unique water saving feature: no one ever uses it.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Contractor: Look, the engineering plans clearly show a toilet in that corner of the...oops, that's going to be a change order.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Engineer: That's no good. Where's the vent?

[Artman]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
One drink and he's passed out, what a pu$$y.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Budget is so important in a remodeling project. No money left for drapes.

[Artman]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=downandout.jpg)

I told you, Beer and catnip don't mix.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
"The Emperor's New Commode"

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Flush twice to operate the sink.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
TARDIS #2 lands in Waterloo.

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Come on, guess which cup has the grain.

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Feline of a greater god.

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Rub my belly and I'll allow you to give alms.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Patent # 4,669,216

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Radical exposure therapy for inhibitionism.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
To think this dethroned the animated Christmas figurines.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Walk-in sales for incontinence products soon boomed.

[Dadface]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Patent # 4,669,216

I'm desperate,should I chance it again?Better not,last time I got arrested.

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
It's a showroom, lets give 'em a show!

[Artman]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Cat Scratch Fever

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg

Obviously the cat is the atheist in the family.

...that or the evangelist.

[Artman]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg

Obviously the cat is the atheist in the family.

...that or the evangelist.

The cat's obviously a sun worshiper.

[Dadface]

I can see you Fido muscling in on my pitch and trying to look cute like me.You have ten seconds to clear off.....and take that flea ridden person with you.

[Dadface]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=downandout.jpg)


]

I can see you Fido muscling in on my pitch and trying to look cute like me.You have ten seconds to clear off and take that flea ridden person with you.

[Hel]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
What do you mean my cat won't go to heaven?!

[Artman]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
When it comes to begging, he hasn't got a prayer.

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
The supplicant man and his best friend have Kitty over for dinner.

[Loren Booda]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Kim and his friends overslept trying to snag the first three spots in line.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
http://www.buggy.com/motorcyclehearse.html

The latest in hippy vans for the Grateful Dead fans.

[Loren Booda]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
Some people try to compensate for shame with ostentation.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Your mortality would be greater when riding on the bike.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
The former owner prepared to jump 20 cars.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
The curtains are in case of extreme road rash.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
"Biker on Board"

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
"Kill a Biker, go to Hell"

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
For $100 extra, we'll throw in a keg.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Embalming fluid extinguished this biker.

[Dadface]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
http://www.buggy.com/motorcyclehearse.html



Doc and Bashful take delivery of their new touring caravan.

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Touring bike for one way trips.

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Hell's Angels, we deliver.

[Artman]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2228/downandout.jpg
Guy also has a parrot that says, "Please sir, may I have some more."

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Herman and Grandpa would love this.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Herman and Grandpa would love this.

Grandpa Munster's motorhome.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Gross trailer rating of 1000 pounds includes dead weight.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
With greater longevity among bikers, Bingo has to rent the trailer out to midgets for parties.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Bingo would boast that his riders always came in dead last.

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
His and Hearse

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Now the guy who drives that's a scary biker.

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Bumper sticker: If you can read this...you're next!

Bumper sticker: If the hearse is a rockin', don't come a knockin'

Bumper sticker: Dead Head...and neck,...torso...

[Ivan Seeking]

If the hearse is a rockin', don't come a knockin'

:rofl: Another that could make Letterman's list of lines you never expected to hear.


Reminds me of Larry Hagman in Mother, Jugs, and Speed.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Public service ad campaign for recycling.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg

From the cover of the book: How to Pickup Goth Babes

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Bumper sticker: If you don't see the coffin, my b.... fell out.
Bumper sticker: Headin' for Hog Heaven.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg[/QUOTE]

Bumper Sticker: Honk if you like Soylent Green.

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Song blaring from the radio: "I'm on a Highway to Hell..."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg

Rigor Mortiscycle

[DavidSnider]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg

"My wife said she'd kill me if I bought a motorcycle."

[DavidSnider]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg

The pope's days as a rebellious youth.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg

New! From Caskets and Gaskets

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg

Bumper stickers:
No Riders

Gas, grass, or embalming fluid. Nobody rides for free

Please notify the driver if the cargo is yelling for help

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Stoned to the grave.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Antiques Roadshow

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Bikers dig drapes with ball fringe.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Ready to rumble.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Rolly trinity.

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Transport to Hog Heaven.

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Lenin's Tomb Trike

[Artman]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg
Sleeping Beauty's Travel Trailer







(sorry, just noticed it was similar to Dadface's previous comment.)

[Artman]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg
In England they call this the W-See.

[epenguin]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg


(If this hasn't been done before)

Hearse today and gone tomorrow.

[mbrmbrg]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6546/thegreatoutdoors.jpg

Exhibition for new non-smoking bathrooms... "Passengers are reminded that smoking is prohibited while on board the aircraft. It is a federal offense to tamper with or disable the smoke alarm or surveillance system in the bathrooms."

[rewebster]

http://www.buggy.com/Images/mytrikehearse.jpg

People in glass hearses won't throw rocks

[epenguin]

dem de dum
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in hearse today.

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, hearse today came suddenly.

[rewebster]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Hi Arthur.

[Loren Booda]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Louis was always there in a pinch.

[Loren Booda]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Louis had adapted the antic from clips of native Africans.

[Loren Booda]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Louis' doctor had warned him of his latex allergy.

[Loren Booda]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Louis was, by no stretch of the imagination, Joan Rivers' long lost son.

[Loren Booda]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Louis felt he always had been a poster boy for Dow.

[Loren Booda]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Passersby found it odd that Louis had tinted his hair purple.

[Loren Booda]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Louis was the first geek ever to outdo Photoshop.

[Loren Booda]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
Here Louis prepares for the human centrifuge.

[rewebster]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg

Louis's use of 'visuals' to explain his theory of gravity

[rewebster]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg

Louis's goal was eating one whole slice of pizza without folding it

[rewebster]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg

well, people don't mention my bloodshot eyes anymore

[rewebster]

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg

GUARANTEED to get rid of wrinkles--


-BUT, WAIT---Order NOW and get a second set FREE* --






*(just pay extra postage and handling)

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

I usually invite Sam over on steak night.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

Time was when Sam would get attention by picking his nose.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

Sam was the sole surviving member of his tribe, the Negro Wannabes.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

Kids had teased Sam for being ugly, manipulative and sick. Three out of three.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

Some would sense Sam's cry for help. I intuited a blood-curdling scream!

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

Sam feels expanded---more open to things...

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

so...

you carry steel wool instead of a handkerchief?

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

he probably shouldn't do the pantie hose-mask routine if he robs a bank

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

Sam was a little down when his new girl refused to french kiss.

[MotoH]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

Sam needs psychiatric help.

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

I'm fer new clear actors----I don't like the old fuzzy ones...

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
I had the option of being morbidly obese or this.

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

I just looking for a woman with the ideals and long term goals that I have, that's all...

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

I used to have a diagnosed obsessive compulsive disorder of licking my lips...

[icurays1]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
You think this is weird? Wait till you see my other piercings.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
He had a face only a butcher could love.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
Sam ended up using more Band-Aids than Kleenex.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
Upon discovering safety scissors, Sam knew what he wanted to do when he grew up.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
Sam just wanted to be loved for what he was on the inside - if you could get there.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
Sam had a Black Belt in Ginsu.

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
In Haight-Ashbury, Sam was just another face.

[rewebster]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

"naa, I don't know or can't remember why my nickname is Scarecrow..."

[rewebster]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg

just think, dear...

our kids will have guaranteed jobs with that nice lady from the west...

[lisab]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg

Aaaww, that's so cute! Not a caption...I'm just saying.


Carry on.

[rewebster]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg

I betcha $5 this one will go farther than the other six.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg
I wanted to be a pilot, but I ended up here.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg
At least it beats origami.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg
A drone? It does sound like Sarge snoring.

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg
Just wait for the spare change coming our way.

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg
Now I know what they mean by "a monkey on your back."

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg
Give peace a chance.

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg
Tell my Mom that somehow I ended up in a jungle called Central Park.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg
I think I'm receiving Radio Free Baghdad.

[Loren Booda]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg
You want more proof? He has no heart!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg
Darn kids. Just throw it back.

[rewebster]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/rewebster/odd_couple.jpg

When little Bonzo goes for a ride, he calls himself an apey-airian.

[rewebster]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg

I WILL hit that terrorist this time, just watch...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/romania/7405695/Romanian-street-sign-warns-drivers-of-drunk-pedestrians.html

[rewebster]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

CAUTION: Drunks playing marbles ahead!!

[rewebster]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg

but, sir, didn't you notice that this one doesn't have a motor or a propeller?

[rewebster]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

CAUTION: One legged man on knee with cell phone and hand stuck in concrete ahead!

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
Warning against English drunks captioning signs.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
If you can crawl, you're still legal.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
Dead zone ahead.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
Alert: wino crossing.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
On the right, notice King Tut's beer-a-mid.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
BLINDED PEDESTRIAN CROSSING.

[rewebster]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

[translation from latin] Caution: Whale wrestling tourament!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

Mortar launching zone ahead

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
Despite the sign "Attention - Drunks," they fail to heed.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
Having blown off most of his appendages with firecrackers, Cetateni was nevertheless immortalized by the villagers.

[rewebster]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

Notice!! Ahead!! Dead Zone!! Cell Phone reception only in this position!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

Enema Station

[rewebster]

(on with that theme)


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

Warning: Prison ahead----Do NOT drop your soap or shampoo bottle!!!

[Borg]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg

The worst design ever for a hand-held camera.

[rewebster]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg


Release The Kraken!

[rewebster]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

Please avoid using your hand to control the accelerator!

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg

"Antique bottle collectors welcome"

[Loren Booda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01593/antal_1593160c.jpg
Adopt the high way.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg
Here's my contribution to the "pine box" derby.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg
The Briton I bought it from swears it's a great bomb detector.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg
So far, all of the women I've spotted have been wearing burkas.

[Loren Booda]

http://totomel.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/weird_eyes.jpg?w=240&h=180

[Ivan Seeking]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/100-funny-photos-taken-at-unusual-angle-humor/

Certain foods should never be eaten together

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg
They sure as hell don't call them Army beans!

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg
An army marches on its stomach...

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg
Cleared for takeoff...

[GeorginaS]

You're rather good at this, aren't you Loren?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg

Fire in the hole!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1431/3352910611_fd88a8c73b_o.jpg
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/100-funny-photos-taken-at-unusual-angle-humor/

Verizon now employs the deceased for your support team

[Borg]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg

Global Warming Airlines coming to a glacier near you.

[rewebster]

http://www.fototime.com/AB9DB73BEA7BD89/standard.jpg

A VERY EXPENSIVE CAT TOY for KITTEN LOVERS to find BLUE TITS!

[Loren Booda]

You're rather good at this, aren't you Loren?

Which I'm not sure is good in itself, Georgina.:biggrin:

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
The Profuse Goose.

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
Obscene coal technology.

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
Last of the passenger pigeons.

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
Airline stock set alight.

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
Cover of Pink Floyd's new album Headwind: Four's a Party.

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
Where's Peter Graves when you need him?

[rewebster]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg

when the oil runs out...

[rewebster]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg


Aster burner

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
Smoking is prohibited in lavatories. Tampering with, destroying, or disabling smoke detectors is prohibited by law.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1431/3352910611_fd88a8c73b_o.jpg
Until that day, "Type A Irv" had invested little stock in the afterlife.

[rewebster]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg

Besides the bad hangover from the 151 proof rum....

[rewebster]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg

Winner of the habanero hot pepper eating contest last night with a new ship record of 22!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/653732/1268833138664.JPEG
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/scandinavian-artist-dresses-her-daughter-as-hitler-stalin/19403134

The lastest in fashion from DictatorTots

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg

Airbus responds to Boeing's 787, with the latest in clean-coal technology

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1431/3352910611_fd88a8c73b_o.jpgWhat am I going to tell the boss?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/653732/1268833138664.JPEG

DictatorTots - we have just the right look for your little monster

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1431/3352910611_fd88a8c73b_o.jpg
Thanks, they're just beautiful [oy, what kitsch!]

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1431/3352910611_fd88a8c73b_o.jpg
Am I crazy, or did one of them just piss on me?

[Loren Booda]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/653732/1268833138664.JPEG
The sins of the father...

[Loren Booda]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/653732/1268833138664.JPEG
I've waited for just an opportunity to thoroughly crap my pants!

[Loren Booda]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/653732/1268833138664.JPEG
I'm not a double, just a half-pint.

[Loren Booda]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/653732/1268833138664.JPEG
For some reason, the Hebrew nursery didn't get the joke.

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
The Russians actually built one after their nuclear plane took a dive.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4986/tomatotomahto.jpg (http://img413.imageshack.us/i/tomatotomahto.jpg/)
You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1431/3352910611_fd88a8c73b_o.jpg

The true nature of photons

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg
The fire was reportedly set by a passenger on his trip back from Calcutta.

[rewebster]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg

Yeah, Joe knows how to start a conversation...

[physics girl phd]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1199/3352910639_2ff0110a3f_o.jpg

Joe knew he shouldn't have eaten that second bowl of....
http://supercolonblow.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/colonblow2.jpg?w=450

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg

Used seat for sale

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg

eunucycle

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
He wore a hat against sunburn.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
He wrote the book on rubberneckers.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
Being German, the motorists merely think he's a Danish escapee.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
The first methane-powered unicycle.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
Rolo would soon discover that a chain guard could have protected his third leg.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
The trick about riding a unicycle naked is to assess the wind.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
Potholes were killers.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
As one of thousands, Rolo was anticipating a unique Mardi Gras.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
Having won the bet, Rolo would soon be wheeling the length of Rio's beach.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
Look, Ma, that guy's got the same backpack as mine!

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
The wife left Rolo with nothing but a unicycle and his manhood.

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg

He tells the ladies that he had to get a tall unicycle so he wouldn't get road rash

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg

I don't think that's Brad Pitt nude on that unicycle, it looks more like George Clooney...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/browse.asp?id=686

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg

He found out he could get through traffic faster after the traffic stopped to look...

[rewebster]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

The last part of the driving test, in order to pass, is to stay between the lines.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

Explanation: The Amsterdam Road Department is located next to a coffee shop.

[rewebster]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

The Copenhagen Interpretation is revered but divided

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
The summers get real hot here in Granada.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
Seattle just had to outdo Lombard Street.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
The local crew combined huffing, graffiti and street racing that day.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
Sir, step out of the car and walk the white line.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
The road goes on forever.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
Obey street sines.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
Some men have a hard time driving down this road.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
The lines do not wave. The street does not wave. Your mind waves.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
The town had tried to apply a path integral without success since 1948.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/100-funny-photos-taken-at-unusual-angle-humor/

She looks so pretty... and Bert never was much of a leg man anyway.

[Huckleberry]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/37jan29-weirdo.jpg
I had a dream I was the next naked guy to use Bob's unicycle.

[Huckleberry]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/100-funny-photos-taken-at-unusual-angle-humor/

This is why they kick the adults out of Narnia.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/100-funny-photos-taken-at-unusual-angle-humor/

This is why they kick the adults out of Narnia.
Here's an old joke.
A pair of newlyweds was going home from the wedding party on a cart and horse. They were beset by highwaymen who stole the cart. The fat bride had saved the horse by sitting on it and covering it with her dress. The husband's reaction was "Too bad your mother wasn't here or we could have saved the cart too."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/100-funny-photos-taken-at-unusual-angle-humor/

Here we see a wedding photo of a direct descendent of Catherine the Great

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
What better than to kick the groom in the a$$!

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
So much for the honeymoon when he finds that he married a stud.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
His smile betrays that he has satisfaction for her as well.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
Next, to hoof it at the barn dance.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
Afterward, back in the saddle!

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
He was beginning to regret that he didn't cover her face instead.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
She felt fulfilled, having taken in the wedding flowers.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
Her mixed parents were the gossip of the wedding guests.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
He could only imagine how horse-whipped he would be that night.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
Of T&A, he was openly inclined toward the A.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
Until he met her, he had often wondered how centaurs reproduced.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1104/3352910327_bdb9d433db_o.jpg
The traditional wedding dance goes like this:
Two steps forward, one step sideways, or two steps sideways, one step forward.

[rewebster]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

Wave front properties for sale

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
Light Street

[rewebster]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

Big deal! What's so great about riding on a beam of light??!!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

Caution: Bumper cars ahead.

[rewebster]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

oh yeah---come on baby, let's oscillate

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

Guinness contest for slurping pasta.

[Huckleberry]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
Notice there are no people in this picture? Half the town is trapped in the Large Human Collider at the crosswalk down the road.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg (http://img208.imageshack.us/i/1140088007447.jpg/)
Don't worry ma'am, we're from the internet

[original caption]

[Loren Booda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
The unusual rejects.

[Loren Booda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
Psychodrama for histrionic personality disorder.

[Loren Booda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
Rumors have it that one of the troupe is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

[Loren Booda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
The costume spending limit had been set at $5.

[Loren Booda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
Beginning their rendering of "Our Town," the audience wished them dead.

[Loren Booda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
"Freeze"

[Loren Booda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
Experimental theater had created a Frankenstein's monster.

[mcknia07]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg

We are like the Village People only cooler!

[Huckleberry]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
"Duct tape. It really can fix anything."

[Borg]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg

I think we've cornered the market with this design.

[Loren Booda]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg

And we thought Marcel Duchamp had finally tired of recreating the urinal.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg

el camión

[rewebster]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg

hmmm...I haven't seen one of these for awhile---



--a truck for hauling anti-gravity particles...

[MotoH]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg


A truck with the rear portion bent at a 90 degree angle.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

As can be seen here, waves are white and particles are yellow.

[rewebster]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

And on your left and also famous, just two blocks away from Abbey road is the Long and Wavy road (That leads to your door)

[Loren Booda]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg
And on your right, a truck designed to deliver modern art to trendy galleries.

[Loren Booda]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg
...the bed is especially designed for sleepwalkers.

[Loren Booda]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg
This design has since been barred from wheelie competitions.

[Loren Booda]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg
A particularly stupid attempt at a "Trojan Horse" art theft.

[Loren Booda]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg
This rare European lorry was saved in a pinch from the compactor.

[Loren Booda]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg
Being a transformer, this vehicle could rearrange into a dumpster at a moment's notice.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
Straight Down the Avenue was painted by van Gogh during one of his absinthe binges.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg
If you see wavy lines, you have failed your driver's test. If you don't, you're lying.

[rewebster]

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/685_weird4.jpg

If the stripe painting truck is rockin', don't come knockin'

[Ivan Seeking]

http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129134419473131340.jpg

Front-wheel drive; movable wall. QED.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg
http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/1/Funny_Pictures_767.htm

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg
It's either green or machine.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg
Cindy finally figured out that she wasn't the distraction.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg
Cindy had won the car in a national Lego contest.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg
Cindy blamed her intoxication on green mold.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg
Cindy had squandered her tuition on the painting academy instead of paying for driving lessons.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg
After the party, Cindy was more transfixed on painting the town green than repairing damages.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg
As last in a line of alcoholics, Cindy contemplated outside the Greene family mausoleum.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_767/Funny_Pictures_7671.jpg

Cindy knew that her house was strange, and she couldn't quite figure it out, but somehow the neighbor's house seemed even stranger.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
http://www.geekarmy.com/geeks/9937/thats-what-friends-are-for-/

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Darn fly lighted on the curtain!

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
It seems like your Chi extractor really works.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
If nothing else eliminates chest hair...

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Delusional parasitosis by proxy.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Joey had to change his jeans after this one.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
The ceramic tiles protected Jimmy's bare skin from the 3000 degree torch.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Jimmy chose hazing by fire over being dragged naked through a pig farm.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Jimmy's final wish was to be cremated in his favorite chair.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Jimmy woke up with a reflexive kick to Joey's groin.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Jimmy's was an idyllic dream: a naked beach, pina coladas and a sun tan - or is it a sun burn?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
The love of a brother

[rewebster]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg

BACON!!

BACON!!!!


I SMELL BACON!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
The Quick Tan System is inexpensive and easy to use. And best of all, there is no cancer-causing UV radiation to worry about.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
One example of extraneous combustion: chugging Everclear near a lit match.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
If it worked on a G.I. Joe doll, what about this meat puppet?

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Do not try this at home; try it at a friend's house.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Joey took heartburn to a new level.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Posterity would rank Joey with the likes of Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
When asked if he experienced pyromania, Joey said he'd never been to the place.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Schlemiel. Schlimazel.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
Superheros can be a real pain

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
I swear, officer, it was spontaneous human combustion!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg

When Jim Morrison awoke, the words to his greatest hit seemed to flow out of him like smoke from a smoldering ember.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/caccoon-spawning.jpg
http://www.funlol.com/14325/Caccoon_spawning.html

How cotton candy is really made.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/caccoon-spawning.jpg
Wow, Cheech - that's the most beautiful cloud of smoke I've ever seen!

[Zenparticle]

http://www.funlol.com/14325/Caccoon_spawning.html



Cotton mouth

[rewebster]

http://media.geekarmy.com/photos/24dbd05d4da80d4efe6656c86e352542.jpg
The guy on the right with the can is going to be a hedge fund manager.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/caccoon-spawning.jpg
I was a technical consultant for the Green Mile.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/caccoon-spawning.jpg
Next, to blow doughnuts.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/caccoon-spawning.jpg
I think the cotton candy gave me food poisoning.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/caccoon-spawning.jpg
China has hired "Super Lungs" Feng to eliminate smog.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/14/Funny_Pictures_760.htm

What do you mean when you say your "blinker was on"? Can you say that in Arabic?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
I sell you this car - none the worse for war.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
The newest model out of Abrams, a family car with a five star IED rating.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
Really, two gallons per mile.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg

I had the right of way!

Yes, but I'm driving a tank!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg

I knew that playing chicken with you guys was a bad idea.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg

الرتق I promised my wife that I wouldn't get tanked today.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg

...and if you don't get that tank out of my way, I'll ram you again!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
My insurance is the gun pointed at you.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
We drive on the right side.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
Last offer. Five hundred dollars U.S.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
Your Blood Caffeine Content is off the chart.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
[His zipper is down.]

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
I bought the front fairing from a British company. It doubles as a bomb detector.

[MotoH]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
M1A1 Abrams > sub compact

[Loren Booda]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg
What happens when an irresistible force meets an implausible object?

[PaulS1950]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg


Didn't your mama tell you, "if you play with the big boys, you are going to get hurt"?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_760/Funny_Pictures_76014.jpg

I'm sorry sir but I couldn't stop. My tank was made by Toyota.

Ah, that explains it.

[Ivan Seeking]

I already posted this in the lame jokes thread but couldn't resist trying it here.

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
http://www.sogoodblog.com/2009/08/25/kfc-double/

Al-Qaeda took one look at KFC's new Double Down sandwich, and gave up. "There is no way that we can kill Americans as fast as you guys!".

- Jay Leno

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
You may remember me as the evil rock creature in Star Trek.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.michaeltyler.co.uk/uploaded_images/big-walrus-737134.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3849/bigwalrus737134.jpg (http://img651.imageshack.us/i/bigwalrus737134.jpg/)

New diet plan available for former Double Down addicts

[GeorginaS]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3849/bigwalrus737134.jpg (http://img651.imageshack.us/i/bigwalrus737134.jpg/)



Okay, sorry to interrupt, here, I don't don't have a good caption for this, but is that picture real?

[Borg]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg

The Highway to Swell

[Ivan Seeking]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SEf9yJ9z2GI/AAAAAAAAD1E/y5z6Tcah7V4/s320/mickelson+lard.PNG

KFC soon to introduce their "Ultimate Sandwich".

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg

This biscuit eats five McMuffins for breakfast.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.michaeltyler.co.uk/uploaded_images/big-walrus-737134.jpg
It's real and it's spectacular!

[Ivan Seeking]

Okay, sorry to interrupt, here, I don't don't have a good caption for this, but is that picture real?

It looks suspicious, but the reflections on the ground look okay, and it could be a photo of a very large, female, Southern Elephant Seal. I think any male that large would have the trunk-like snout.

While the females average about 400-900 kg (880-1,980 lb) and 2.6-3 m (8.6-10 feet) long, the bulls average around 2,200-4,000 kg (4,847-8,800 lb) and 4.2-5 m (13-16.5 feet) long.[3][4] The record bull, shot in Possession Bay, South Georgia in 1913, was 5,000 kg (11,000 lb) and 6.9 m (22.5 feet) long. The maximum size of a female is 1,000 kg (2,210 lb) and 3.7 m (12.2 ft).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Elephant_Seal

[Insanity]

difficult to determine the exact length, but based on scale, its definitely at least twice as long as the person. If the person is say 5'5", its at least 11' long, within range for a female as stated.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
You may remember me as the evil rock creature in Star Trek.

Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a fast-food cook.

[Ivan Seeking]

Experts still puzzled over the rising cost of health care; after this commercial from KFC.

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
The calorie content of this oil derivative has made it popular as an antipersonnel device.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
What you see is what you spit.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
The spices count as a serving of vegetables.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
Colon el Sanders will have a lot of company to roll in his grave.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
She crossed the road to be put out of her misery.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3849/bigwalrus737134.jpg (http://img651.imageshack.us/i/bigwalrus737134.jpg/)

Authorities are still puzzled: The man in this photo has seemingly vanished and has not been seen since the photo was taken.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg

The story of the Double Down begins with a terrible farming accident.

[Borg]

The spices count as a serving of vegetables.

:rofl: It wouldn't surprise me if they claimed that.

[rewebster]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg

Introducing the low carb special--double deep fried!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg

You kill it, it kills you.

[Ivan Seeking]

I think any male that large would have the trunk-like snout.

Or not

z7KsXwO6Ymw

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
Don't mind the crunchy chick.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
It looks like a cow pie, it smells like a cow pie...

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg
This sandwich put the oxymoron in "food value."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg

I thought Steve McQueen killed this thing back in '58.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/picture/kid-is-into-book

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Projectile vomiting? I can top that during the next diaper change.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Am I reeeeeeally supposed to believe this?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

I can use that one on my brother.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

I have suddenly lost my appetite for pea-flavored Gerbers.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

I'll take a holy water on the rocks, please.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Can't I just read a book about Santa?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Must-not-fall-asleep...

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Just wait until you're senile.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Try explosive diarrhea.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

I'm a little devil too.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Pee on the carpet, bounce on the bed, and throw up, and mommy will call in the priests? Uh oh.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Blatty is far too dramatic for my taste.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
First page and I'm bored to death.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
After reading this, Pat the Bunny will seem more like Skin the Rabbit.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Everyday is Halloween.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
The guy from Child Protective Services just fell down the stairs.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
At least the movie has pictures.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Now you will put down the camera and get me a doughnut.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Tabula rasa.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Lousy book doesn't describe one exercise.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Given a few years, I'll actually be able to read what the heck this is.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Light reading in preparation for Grimm's Fairy Tales.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
My name is Nemo.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Leave it to Children's Tylenol to put me in a trance.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

My nursery school teacher does the same thing.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

And I thought the Teletubbies were strange...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

From now on I only watch Christian programming.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

This is even scarier than clowns.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Yes, YES, I understand now.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Subtitle: Malice in Underland.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Another all-nighter.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
It's hard enough dealing with one personality.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Why only use the evil eye when you've got two of them?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
I can see Regan barfing over the first draft.

[Andre]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

Careful, puppy, watch out for that foot.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg
Mommy and Daddy prefer the Great Books to child beauty pageants.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Harry Potter? Pfffft, he wouldn't last five minutes with this kid.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Mom, cross "ouija board" off of my Christmas list.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

You haven't had that glass of water near a priest, have you?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/picture/43135399.jpg

Mom, are you trying to tell me something?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

You have got to be kidding!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

And I'm the one on a leash?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

Hmmmm, maybe I'll just mosey on out of the way of this one.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
That's a big smile for someone extinct.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
T. rex, meet Canis lupus familiaris chihuahua.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
See you in Yucatan, baby!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

Ack! The dreaded C-Rex

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
I know - it's just a picture - didn't fool me - whew!

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
How many canines do you have, anyway?

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
I once escaped a pit bull with jaws like those.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
How humiliating - from king to "paper or plastic."

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
Lower the bag a bit more and I'll pee on him.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
That's an Alpha if I ever saw one.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
I hate to say it, but you've got a lousy butcher.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
C'mon, buddy, just one bite and I'm free!

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
PetSmart should know to use prettier models.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

Pitbull-Flamingo?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
Baggosaurus

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

The Dinosaur Store is a subsidiary of Microsoft Genetics.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
All of this from your demise.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
Believe me - with your diet, I'm not worth the bother.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
Hey Mac, obey the leash law.

[Loren Booda]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg
What beeeg eyes you have!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/KFC-Double-Down.jpg

KFCWMD

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

Don't even look at me or I'll yap you to death!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

That's it. From now on I'm staying out of Fluffy's catnip.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

It's a one-footed, one-eyed, bagged, dino puppy-eater

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
http://fabulously40.com/article/id/cannibalism-is-healthy-2293

That was the moment we first realized the apples had turned against us.

[Kajahtava]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ag7s40.jpg

"So ehh, this evolving into birds thing, did it satisfy you, I'm thinking of giving it a try."

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg

You'll find the apple a bit sour.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
An apple a day keeps the dentist away.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
A picture is worth a million bytes.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
This bad apple spoils the whole bunch.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
A Jon-o'-lantern.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
After the fall.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
Malus rex.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
The iPod's evil twin.

[Borg]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg

Apple is no longer satisfied with eating the contents of your wallet.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
A recipe for hard-core cider.

[rewebster]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg

he's just tired of Newton getting all of the attention

[Borg]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/BigGun.jpg

Say hello to my little friend.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg

Another one of the many horrors of tabletop genetics, the cat-apple.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg

"Mmmmmm, red delicious", said the Red Delicious.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg

The true trouble with Tribles revealed.

[Kajahtava]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg

"Discount on apples at Wallmart, only this week."

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
Apple of Diss

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
Vex-a-peel.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg
Sinned-fall.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/

Why are you guys all looking at me?

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
Facial profiling.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
Not to mention this sketch is age-enhanced...

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
The director is going to catch hell for this.

[thack45]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
Oh look! I'm on TV!

[rewebster]

http://media.fabulously40.com/images/digg14.jpg

With malus toward thumb, with carnivoracity for all

[rewebster]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
We're looking for almost identical rapper to take my place in the band

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
Note that the rapist is not wearing a shirt.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
Always wear latex gloves when searching a rapist.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
Note his extreme pallor.

[rewebster]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg

hopefully there's a bright spot....

oh, yeah...

never mind.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
The sketch artist is going to catch crap for this.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
The lighter the skin of the viewer, the more the portraits look alike.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/rapistsketch.jpg
The lighter the skin of the viewer, the more the portraits look alike.

The really funny part is that the man in the background looks white!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
http://www.holytaco.com/25-hilarious-roller-coaster-photos

Hiro and Ando now use their superpowers to run a time-warp amusement park.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/34d29ffa5b9d20d717835706481a41cf.jpg
http://www.crazyphotos.com/

Some business establishments are just too picky for their own good.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/34d29ffa5b9d20d717835706481a41cf.jpg

A sign at the banana processing plant.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/34d29ffa5b9d20d717835706481a41cf.jpg

Wimps Anonymous

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/34d29ffa5b9d20d717835706481a41cf.jpg

Jane Goodall's house

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/34d29ffa5b9d20d717835706481a41cf.jpg

Mr. Peebles' pet shop

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
So much for inscrutability.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
The gents try their best to overlook a car full of schoolgirls.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
On average, one out of four was eager to repeat the awesome ride.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
At that moment, Kai realized that the sushi did indeed taste rancid.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
Beyond the four, the missing element was common sense.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
These characters are timeless.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
The brother felt what seemed to be a horizontal downpour.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
In any other country, the stumbling brother disembarking would have been arrested for public drunkenness.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
The national penchant for suicide manifests in the popularity of roller coasters.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

The new public restrooms

[rewebster]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

photo just before the roller coaster started moving

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

Lobotomy by acceleration.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

Modern day Buddhist ecstasy.

[Loren Booda]

[QUOTE=Loren Booda;2705862]http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

Attempting-not-to-display-obscene-hand-gesture!

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

Those chili dogs are better than popping corn.

[Huckleberry]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

Pictures from the Society for Unphotogenic People (SUP)

They told us that the cameras were for safety reasons. Today they are a part of the entertainment. Tomorrow we will have to pay amusement parks not to post them online. The business of roller coasters is a slippery slope.

Make your O face!

[thack45]

Gang signs have gotten much more abstract lately...


http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

The Kabuki troupe found an effective means of method acting.

[Huckleberry]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
So... who won the bug eating contest?

[rewebster]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg

guys will say or do just about anything to get the attention of a pretty girl

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
Kibitzers at the International Charades Convention.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
Advanced restraints allow a range of body movement in a social setting for detoxing addicts.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
Their time machine had incessantly sought nubile female physicists circa 1905.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
It beats the yak ride.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
Smile, you're on candid camp.

[Huckleberry]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/9/4427_full%5B1%5D.jpg
The original Sour Patch Kids after discovering their record label dropped them for Menudo.

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

she's hoping for a bull market

[rewebster]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg

OK--I'll take it----my wife better like this mirror

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

Watch out girl!! They only raise their tail like that for two reasons.

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

Looking at the problem, she took the bull by the...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg[/QUOTE]

Look, honey, they're not nearly as big as they were before the crash.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
There's an upward trend in pawn shops.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
1000 hours of community service doing what?

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
No, rub the Buddha's belly for good fortune.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
How come the bear never gets any action?

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
When the economy is down, you find those in the meat market.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
The Minotaur will get pissed when he finds she's not a virgin.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
The timid polish his legs instead.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
The sculptor had bollixed his commission all too well.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
When charged with bestiality, she said she always did her best.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
Not one New Yorker took notice of her Atlantean feat.

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

It always puts a smile on her face

[rewebster]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg

OK--OK!!!! Hold it STILL!!!-----I do see a wrinkle!!!

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

...that will make your tail curl...

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

that's one way to celebrate the year of the bull

[Borg]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

Barbie picks out her new implants.

[Loren Booda]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
The unstoppable juggernuts

[Ivan Seeking]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg

Wait... something's wrong... it reverses left and right but not up and down.

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

Darn! That photo is blurred too! Honey, quit moving your arms.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

Watch out girl!! They only raise their tail like that for two reasons.

Moments later, she was killed by a large, bronze, ellipsoidal object, that fell from above.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg

Yeah, sure, it has flaws, it's for the Hubble, but no one will ever think to blame us.

[Loren Booda]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg
It makes my mouth look hideous.

[Loren Booda]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg
There's a guy who looks just like me on the other side of the wormhole!

[Loren Booda]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg
On the bright side, if the mission gets canceled we can open a hall of mirrors.

[Loren Booda]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg
Science fashion isn't what it used to be.

[Loren Booda]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg
Nice job, but weren't we supposed to make a radar dish?

[Loren Booda]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg
What the heck am I supposed to be looking at?

[Loren Booda]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg
Now it's our turn for the photo-op!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/03/03/science/03kepl-600.jpg

First I crouch like a rabbit, then I JUMP through the looking glass.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg

The relationship between men and women, explained in an instant.

[rewebster]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/24%20Some%20Chicks%20Like%20Balls%20on%20Their%20H ead.jpg
no, honey----I don't think it needs polishing

[Andre]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2ur5jxh.jpg

Pooh, Piglet, come back you two; heffalumps don't bite.

[BobG]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

"I got it! I got it! Oops .... sorry dude."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

At least staging a shot is legal.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Try keeping your eye on the ball.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

The soccer game plays tomorrow.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

There's definitely a smudge.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Anyone for a new drinking game?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

He woke up to see his image on the stadium screen.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

More photographers have been trained on the bleacher bums than the players.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Nothing like a concussion to divert from the steroid scandal.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

The Washington Post noted a similarity to the "Burghers of Calais."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Joey's "15 minutes of fame" was more like a lifetime of humiliation.

[BobG]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg



"O as in Oh-some, Dude!" squealed the evil twin, Eva.

[IMP]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Hopefully no one will notice my stripped boxers.

The guy in the red hat... never mind, I can't think of anything appropriate to say about him...

The girl in the blue has her hand in catchers position, yet he got caught clapping.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Bill Clinton's bodyguard fends off the ball that was meant for him.

[BobG]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg
The girl in the blue has her hand in catchers position, yet he got caught clapping.

Shot ...... deflected by Federov ..... SAVED! by Roy!

I've seen this sort of thing before. He was closing his hands over where the ball would have been if the guy in brown hadn't deflected it. Deflections are hell - especially in hockey. I saw a girl duck just in time for the puck to glance off the back of her head instead of smash her in the temple. Great for her. The guy behind her lost several front teeth. You can't react that fast to those changes in direction.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

At least he won Fan of the Year and a free beer.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Too late to pray.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Pine tar sure is sticky.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Ball? I don't see any ball.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lsd2.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg

Egad, this man's eyeball popped right out!

or

There goes a high ball, right in my eyeball!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lsd2.jpg

Titled: Artist on LSD.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Rangers-Twins.jpg
I couldn't figure out why the ball kept getting larger and larger, and then it hit me.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lsd2.jpg

And this is my art when I'm sober!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lsd2.jpg

Where's Jerry?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lsd2.jpg

Up for a game of eyeballs?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lsd2.jpg

Aging hippie artist wannabe dabbles in pastels.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lsd2.jpg

Puke never looked so fascinating.

[Cosmot]

With treats in hand, Werner is finally ready for Halloween visitors

[Ivan Seeking]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg

The primary and secondary cleaning systems

[Cosmot]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg

Getting the dishes clean was always a ***** of a job.

[Cosmot]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg

"I'm looking for the powerball"

[Cosmot]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg

Megsy the police dog conducts a DAWN® raid

[Cosmot]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg

Get your dishes clean with DISHLICKER detergent - powerful enzymes created in the LAB

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
Only rinsed dishes pass this point!

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
The service I perform is watching dishes.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
My buddies get to spend the night in a cage.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
Human obesity? You should see me in a year.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
My master decided not to bother training me.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
If you give me a bribe, I'll let you at the clean dishes.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
Oops - anyone have a scooper?

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
Next, I learn to open the refrigerator.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/504678731_4547b0ea24.jpg
How could Kitty have gotten a permanent frizz?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Tiger-Woods-gives-us-the-greatest-golf-photo-you?urn=golf-274331

[Borg]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Elin got half of everything in the divorce settlement.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Tiger is shown stimulating the 1s orbital.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Woods at the game of gaffe.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Blue Jacket puts an underarm hex on Tiger.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Tiger has been having a problem keeping his balls under control.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Assignment: count the black people.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Where's the Martian?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Assignment: count the black people.

:rofl: Is it a lynching or a golf tornament?

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Those who can't par, gawk.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Tiger fends off Glinda

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

"You are Number Six."

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Orange Jacket volunteers by replacing divots.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Mustachioed Second Guy From Right smokes blunts to freeze the action.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

You can set the calendar by Tiger's play.

[Loren Booda]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

A communal gasp soon boomerangs the shot back at Tiger.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

Mustachioed Second Guy From Right smokes blunts to freeze the action.

He is wearing a wig and a fake mustache. Someone seems to be hiding his identity!

[Loren Booda]

He is wearing a wig and a fake mustache. Someone seems to be hiding his identity!Or her identity!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_golf_experts__14/ept_sports_golf_experts-57450084-1286203344.jpg?ymQv33DDOMia8GRC

When the holey one commanded the ball to rise up from the earth, yea, it did rise, and all who saw this were amazed.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/06/article-1318246-0B8030BE000005DC-330_470x468.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-1318270/Tiger-Woods-cigar-guy-internet-phenomenon-appearing-Ryder-Cup-picture.html

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/06/article-1318246-0B802FE6000005DC-932_470x436.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-1318270/Tiger-Woods-cigar-guy-internet-phenomenon-appearing-Ryder-Cup-picture.html

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/06/article-1318246-0B802FE6000005DC-932_470x436.jpg
The only reward I need is a fresh Dutch Master.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/06/article-1318246-0B8030BE000005DC-330_470x468.jpg
"Cigar smokers never die; they just smell that way."

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/06/article-1318246-0B8030BE000005DC-330_470x468.jpg
"Don't bogart that cigar my friend, pass it over to me."

[Loren Booda]

Ingenious, Ivan!

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/06/article-1318246-0B802FE6000005DC-932_470x436.jpg
Jose had worked his way up since banging with the Cigarillos.

[Ivan Seeking]

Ingenious, Ivan!

Not me, Cigar Man went viral. :biggrin: There is even a reward for anyone providing proof of his true identity.

[Ivan Seeking]

HK7JlGIIx3A

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/gentlemen.start.your.engines.jpg
http://www.habeeb.com/funny.photos.html

I really meant to do this before we left.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0034.jpg
http://www.habeeb.com/funny.photos.html

[Loren Booda]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0034.jpg
Being a fakir makes me feel ostrichized.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/gentlemen.start.your.engines.jpg
The takeoff was especially tough on my arm.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/gentlemen.start.your.engines.jpg

Flying with Cyrus

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/gentlemen.start.your.engines.jpg

Just-in-time maintenance.

[lisab]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

Felix crosses into a catastrophe.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

The hovercat demonstrates an ingenious way of avoiding water.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

When inflated, Whiskers would represent the 1927 Felix the Cat balloon in the Macy's parade.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

Cats give their share of static.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

It had been so long since Fluffy last moved, the condition became permanent.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

A genuine UFO has finally been photographed at close range.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0034.jpg

HELLOOOOO MR. DEVIL! I SEEEEEEEE YOU!!!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0034.jpg

A popular style of fence posts.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0034.jpg

Who pulled the plug on the pool?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0034.jpg

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

[Loren Booda]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

For your convenience, the "Compact-a-Cat."

[Loren Booda]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

Thanks to her pet cat, the archeologist soon uncovered the secret of the Sphinx.

[Loren Booda]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/636995/80566671.jpg

The new thermodynamic phenomenon was dubbed thermal underhair.

[Borg]

http://chzhappychairishappy.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fab612f9-ea3e-4f9c-888c-156ce2938a9a.jpg

Tension headache.

[Loren Booda]

http://chzhappychairishappy.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fab612f9-ea3e-4f9c-888c-156ce2938a9a.jpg

"High-sprung."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://chzhappychairishappy.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fab612f9-ea3e-4f9c-888c-156ce2938a9a.jpg

Behind Obama's mask.

You can tell by the ears.

[Loren Booda]

http://chzhappychairishappy.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fab612f9-ea3e-4f9c-888c-156ce2938a9a.jpg

"Sicky Mouse" (Fault Dizzy prototype)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/monkeyride.jpg/)
[credit] Alejandro Jaramillo, Solent News / Rex / Rex USA

[Panwasbipolar]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/monkeyride.jpg/)
[credit] Alejandro Jaramillo, Solent News / Rex / Rex USA

"Hey Jorge, try stealing these nuts from me".

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/monkeyride.jpg/)
[credit] Alejandro Jaramillo, Solent News / Rex / Rex USA

We must hurry my feathered friend, Harry Potter needs us!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/monkeyride.jpg/)
[credit] Alejandro Jaramillo, Solent News / Rex / Rex USA

It is the strangest thing, but I always feel like I have a tiny monkey on my back.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

This ain't the Mile-High Club!

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

So I'm the bird-brain, and all you can do is chatter?

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

The peanuts will cost you an extra ten dollars.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg
Just a little to the right.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg
This flirts with unnatural selection.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg
I found the puzzle with simple geometry and primary colors demeaning. They should at least have introduced a Calabi-Yau manifold.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg
That's the last damn pirate movie I'll ever see.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg
OK, tourista, that's a peso for the monkey and ten for me.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg
Give it another 10 million years of evolution and you'll have something really interesting.

[The legend]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg


You be my wings; I'll be your tail.

[The legend]

I hope I can post a picture too...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/01/captionthis.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/01/captionthis.jpg
By running fast enough I can see the diamond growing.

[Loren Booda]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/01/captionthis.jpg
I've found Camera Spoora!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/01/captionthis.jpg

It had been so long since this young Oregonian had seen the sun, he was momentarily frightened by the strange, bright orb in the sky, and began to run for his life - a common occurrence each Spring.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

This tiny monkey is famous for parroting behavior.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

Remember to spread your arms when I tell you to jump.

[The legend]

Remember to spread your arms when I tell you to jump.

HAHA! nice one
:rofl::rofl:

[Dadface]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/monkeyride.jpg/)
[credit] Alejandro Jaramillo, Solent News / Rex / Rex USA

The jungle space shuttle counts down to lift off.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

The surgeon convinced me that we would live a better life separated.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

I guarantee that bird lice are a delicacy compared to your average nits.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

You have me mistaken for Mr. Ed.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

Now that we've escaped our cages, would you LET GO OF ME!

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

You have me mistaken for a down comforter.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

We don't seem to agree on this protective coloration thing.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

When we are over the monkey on the right, relieve yourself.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

Andre the Midget goes for the jugular.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

You'll have to dump some banana before we can take off.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

Oz will be much the poorer without us.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

Not only that, but gorillas are lousy tippers too.

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

As a service animal, would you clean the bottom of my cage?

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

Polly want a packer.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

Hi-Ho Rainbow, away!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

You say banana
I say banona
You say savanna
I say savonna..

[Loren Booda]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6541/monkeyride.jpg

I'm not a wire mother, a cloth mother or Mother Goose.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg
http://htmlgiant.com/author/roxane/page/2/

There is nothing worse than a bull who is all ham.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg
http://htmlgiant.com/author/roxane/page/2/

Bull Balancing is quickly replacing the traditional art of Bull Fighting.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Next, I will pull the tablecloth from under a fully set dining room table.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Might as well go out with a bang.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Difficulty - 10; form - 9.5; execution - to be announced.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Being seen with that outfit makes me want to bury my head.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

PINNED!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Bull Yard Darts - a Nephilim favorite

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The blue collar union showed up to watch the break stance.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The crowd began to wonder when halftime would be over.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Since only man and elephant can headstand, the crowd knew the feat was a lot of bull.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Just another way to get a bull really pissed.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Time out to get El Toro ungored.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Ferdinand, quit hamming it up.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Legend has it he's half clown.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Sunnyside up

[Ivan Seeking]

Heads or tails?

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Tails wins!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

:BROFL:

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Bulls were one of Picasso's favorite subjects.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

We've struck water!

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The crowd had seen it all before.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The audience was intrigued by the first "Dancing with the Bizarre."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Too much starch in the cape...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The Matador was completely baffled by this brilliant maneuver.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The B Flip-Flop

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The Matador artfully times his parry.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

That day he was glad to fit size five shoes.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Suddenly the bull performed a bovine roundhouse.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

In the stare-down phase of the contest, their antics were a dead tie.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Ferdinand saw by his shadow that it was time for a siesta.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The beef round

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Bull training by Nadia Comaneci

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Fertilizer spreader

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

California cows are Happy cows.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The sport of bull fighting has a serious locoweed problem.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Pre-Flatador

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Quarterfinals for the Physics Forums caption competition thread.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

This heavenly body was seen falling from the Moon in the constellation Taurus. (The flamboyant gentleman shown claimed to be Tycho Brahe.)

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

¡Ay, caramba! It's true what they say about the black bulls

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Oye, I hate it when I forget to tuck and roll!

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

A sudden gust found the players even more carried away.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Mascot del Cordobes encourages the crowd to perform a hornstand.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

It was Toro who clowned over the delusion for a field of virginal cows.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

We cannot say in polite company what the horn-sign intends for the crowd.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Ferdinand starts hoofing it to Herb Alpert's "The Lonely Bull."

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Look Ma, no hooves!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Bulleroll, by Ferdinand

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Bull-fighting rings are measured in the unit horn.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

How a bull does geometry

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

El Toro was confused but still convinced he had the upper hoof.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Dame una C!

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The Taurus is said to stop faster than a Porsche.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Uncle!

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

My bollocks beat your balls.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

I meant to do this; really!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The old banana-peel trick works every time.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

When El Toro forgets his cleats.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

El Toro performs a Bull Stand, then a Hamill Camel and a Stag Jump.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

It's enough to be outed as a cuckold, but in a stadium full of Spaniards?

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The stockyard management decided to add some weekend entertainment for the workers.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Next time remember your parachute for the stadium jump.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The audience enjoyed immensely this scene from the Carmen parody.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Why is that guy with the camera upside down; and why is the sky brown?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

It took Fernando several minutes to realize that El Toro was sound asleep.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Bullseye!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

After this mishap, Jackie Chan movies were banned in the bull pen.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

El Toro: Tonight I am going to have a splitting headache.
Fernando: No you won't.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

El Toro thought he had turned the place upside down looking for Loren Booda.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Loren has a major headache trying to think up more bull.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

A-billion-bulls-backbreaking...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Loren has a major headache trying to think up more bull.

And the crowd chanted
Matar al toro!
Matar al toro!
Matar al toro!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

El Toro: Tonight I am going to have a splitting headache.
Fernando: Si, but imagine how Loren and Ivan feel.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Ferdinand got stung on the nut, not his butt.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Ferdinand gave up the lampshade for break dancing.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

Ferdinand had found a way to sneak a couple of malts into the arena.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

As is often the case, the hindquarters took over the headquarters.

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

The bullfighter prefers the moniker "flamboyant caballero."

[Loren Booda]

http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

If Toro could put his ears to the ground, he would have heard the horn sounding.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg (http://img32.imageshack.us/i/doglightjpg.jpg/)

Just as I always suspected!

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg[/URL]

Genus 1.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg[/URL]

The latest in canine colonoscopy.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

No more scooping the poop now with the methane laser.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Amazing! A coherent beam from white light.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

A holey dog.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

You should see the elephant.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

As if dog tricks weren't enough humiliation.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

When Government has gone too far.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

Greenhouse gas emissions are now heavily regulated.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

I think we should keep him on a light diet.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Okay, you're safe to back up.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

When light comes out the rear, your robotic dog is fully charged.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

K9Pax riding a light beam.

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

What better than a flashlight?

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

Just hide behind the bushes.

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

Approaching an oxymoron.

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

They were so uptight that they misspelled "control."

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

The snickering Danish smell out Americans driving by.

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

Those reaching the cheese district are greeted with a bright warning sign.

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

After the fire of '06, drivers are required to use rebreathers.

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

Explosives are strictly prohibited.

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

Bartertown becomes a reality.

[Loren Booda]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

Before control, methane surpassed cigarettes as the leading cause of asphyxiation.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Measuring the index of refraction of a dog.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Very strange, I shine the light in one end, and a few moments later it emerges from the other end.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Note how the tail rises - an example of the Fidoelectric Effect.

... the Photofido Effect?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i52.tinypic.com/x2p3wy.jpg

Honey, did that sign say 2-18 Kpa? And what the are E ratings; ethanol equivalence?

[D H]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Wee console.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Pideo games

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Source of the Yellow River?

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Shock hazard.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Notice the splash plate for long-shots.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

If this drives you crazy, see the dispenser to the right of the TV.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

You should see the 10 yuan urinal!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Skype while you drain the pipe.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Take aim for a free replay!

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

You're on Candid Camera!

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Sorry, we figured that kid's cartoons would be the right fit.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

You'd be pissed too if you were pressured to watch Asian cartoons.

[Loren Booda]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/11/article-1345881-0CACCB95000005DC-972_468x721.jpg

Potty humor.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6060/peef.jpg (http://img72.imageshack.us/i/peef.jpg/)

Pee Effing

[Loren Booda]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6060/peef.jpg (http://img72.imageshack.us/i/peef.jpg/)

Sounds like #&@%* to me.

[Jimmy Snyder]

One step forward, two steps back.

It's called Toirettsu (Japanese for toilet). Here is a video of the game being played in demo mode.
F4ThU1XBPTM

A cheaper way to toilet train little boys is to put a small aluminum pie pan in the hopper. The sound of pee hitting the pan is an incentive to aim.

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

[Ivan Seeking]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Light up the BBQ, I've got dinner!

[Ivan Seeking]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Would you please keep this thing out of my tree?!?!

...and if he attacks my tail one more time, I swear...

[Ivan Seeking]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Yes, she's mine, but her daddy was a travelin man.

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

I'll remember to wash the cat first.

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

She should make a good catskin cap.

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Really? For free?

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Let me tell you the advantages of a bipedal pet...

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Just think of all the garbage and rodents this swap will save!

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Raccoons don't carry rabies - just ask Whiskers in a few days.

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Some compensation! A kitty for a kit.

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

The Natives would call me "He who washes then eats anything inedible."

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Please, sir, I want some more.

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

Now to dance that old favorite, "Alley Cat."

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg

Distorted perception.

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg

Heavy malt.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg
I don't like light beer, but I drink it out of consideration for my wife.

[Borg]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg
Really big beer goggles

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg
"99 bottles of beer on the haul..."

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg

The kegs were all sold out.

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg

Working off a beer belly.

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg

The Ironman competition follows up with a drinking contest.

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg
"Believe me, I wish it were photoshopped."

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/dog2.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg

His Erector Set grew up rather than he.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/dog2.jpg

I eat pit bulls for breakfast.

[Borg]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg
Southern Sudan prepares to mark their new border.

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg
There was a major tie-up on the New Jersey Turnpike during rush hour this morning as some kind of who knows what halted traffic for over an hour.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/dog2.jpg

My bark is worse than my might.

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg

Retribution by ant.

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg

At 5 cents per bottle, this comes to...

[IMP]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg
Did you say you wanted to borrow my shovel?

[IMP]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg
I can't believe she is making me carry the umbrella.

[IMP]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/dog2.jpg
Hey cat, you see this smile on my face? I am obviously a nice doggy, trust me.

[IMP]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg
Since we obtained "which path" information, the interference pattern disappeared.

[AlephZero]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg

OK, we've found the cookie cutter. Now where did we put the cookies???

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg

Bizarre wars.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Beaming Canus Major.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Pull my tail.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Lightening from a fiber diet.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

So that's where my other Mag-lite went to!

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Circus? You could win the Westchester with a trick like that!

[Loren Booda]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/photoshops/machine2.jpg

A knife for the entire Swiss Army.

[Loren Booda]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7200/doglightjpg.jpg

Loupe the poop.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/02/photogalleries/110224-space-shuttle-discovery-launch-nasa-robonaut-pictures/

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Shunned man mission.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

A quantum leap for androids.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Meet C-3PO after sex assignment.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

My Volt will beat your Rover hands down.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Did you pack my PB & J?

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Would you like to hear my rendition of "A Centrifuge Built for Two"?

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

My legs arrive next week.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

I don't mind outer space, it's inner space that bugs me.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Mars is a place for gods, not humans.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Do you have the spacetime?

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

The name's Stark. Tony Stark.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Do you have the spacetime?

:rofl:!!!

Mars is a place for gods, not humans

Now you're scaring me.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Uh, we have a problem Houston. R2 just winked at me and now he won't let go of my hand. We might want to check this out before we install the lower half.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

The old visor always wins in a stare down.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

My legs arrive next week.

...I got a little ahead of myself.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

First earthling to become an alien wins.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

We mock ups are just here for deride.

[Loren Booda]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

To the blue shift and beyond.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/324/cache/space-shuttle-discovery-launch-robonaut-family-tree-r2_32471_600x450.jpg

Dr. Livingston, I presume?

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg (http://img825.imageshack.us/i/cathead.jpg/)

Your Robotcat will arrive semi-assembled.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg (http://img825.imageshack.us/i/cathead.jpg/)

The Dahmer family pet

[Ivan Seeking]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg (http://img825.imageshack.us/i/cathead.jpg/)

Is THIS cute enough?

Jeez, the things I have to do for a treat.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

On four feet?

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Scratch my...oh, never mind.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

I read Kama Sutra too.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

The kids have got me tied in a knot.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Now hand me my dish.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

I'll never get into the Rogaine again.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Will I make the centerfold of Cat Fancy?

[fillipeano]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

will i make the centerfold of cat fancy?
"am i doing it right?"

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

At the heart of every feline is a contortionist.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Are you sure you passed basket weaving?

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

The Talosians rebuilt me - but they had never seen a cat before!

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Le chat d'Avignon.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

I'm Cornish recks.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, covered by fur.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

10,000 years of breeding winds up here?

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Wash your hands - I'm not a rag.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

These pheromones are good for ten years.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Boo! I was just playing dead.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Call me Regan.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Don't just stand there, turn me over!

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

I'll do my pull ups mañana.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

Conversions from cat years to human years neglect the vital factor of 9.

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

I am not pregnant, just a fat cat!!!

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

Love is blind.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

Holy Lepus! What was in that catnip?

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

I seem to have pinkeye.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

Hey playbunny! How about some rabbit punch?

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

I have nighthares of rabbits with lucky cat's feet! Some luck.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

These Aussies have got to know what happens when cats are unleashed on a rabbit plague.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

Inside every cat is a little rabbit just trying to get out.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

We've bred a cat whose retinas don't invert images.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

Pussy in the sky with carats.

[Loren Booda]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/F/T/cats_eyes.jpg

Y-o-u a-r-e b-e-c-o-m-i-n-g j-u-m-p-y.

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

Rock and Roll degenerates.

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

There was a young beetle when mucked...

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

All the other wedding guests had been eaten.

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

They hadn't half a brain among the three of them.

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

General, Captain, Private

[Darken-Sol]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U



"I seen this in a picture once, I'm sure this is how we evolve"

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

Thus the infinitive "to bug."

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

Wild and crazy flies, let's pick up some aphids!

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

"Yankee Doodle went to town..."

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

Earl Scheib had a three-for-one paint job special on beetles.

[Loren Booda]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgW2lNrgFuuaO9zes74GjRxqp8dIpM8 ZBJzXBup1cGh-nOf80U

And I thought a signal booster was a green light.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

[Darken-Sol]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

hand eye coordination?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

Put the rubber to the road.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

Java tsunami.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

Fantastic Voyage alternate ending, scrapped.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

One-way trip.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

Black gold global spill.

[AlephZero]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

Eddie's in the space-time continuum - again.

[AlephZero]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg


Breaking news: CIA find Taliban strategic planning headquarters...

[SpectraCat]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

"Well, I think this is the first time Greenland has been covered by our local newspaper."

[SpectraCat]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

Pac-Man cookie gobbles Indonesia!

[Darken-Sol]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg


now she's going to have to clean up the world, a womans work is never done.

[Jimmy Snyder]

"Well, I think this is the first time Greenland has been covered by our local newspaper."Excellent. :approve:

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

Dave had never driven this stretch of road before.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

Eye-catching.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

Another coffee, please -- hold the Irish.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

Canvassing from town to town.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

Visual humor.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

The conspiracy, with global warming, would maximize caffeine output.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

Juan Valdez left Columbia knowing it wasn't his fault, it was the assphalt.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

The chick felt like Maybelline had given her a hundred lashes.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

Before Jake had time to show the amazing coincidence to his friend, the waitress kindly wiped up the spill, thinking of it a Rorschach image of a chicken.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

Never leave home without it.

[SpectraCat]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

(with apologies to Steve Miller)
"I'm just a-running down my wold, trying to loosen the road ..."

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

Christo unveils another one of his works.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

The coffee grounds show a world tour in your future.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

Is the coast clear?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

They paved paradise...

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

It took quite a buzz to dream up Cappuccino World.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

I give up -- where is the contact?

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

So that's where they've been hiding the weed.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

Tides get out even the toughest coffee stains.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

This eye is the window to the soulless.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-3.jpg

Johnny tracked down an untraveled stretch of road.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

Knocking over the cup, she screamed "eureka!" and entered a number in her Sudoku puzzle.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2418/2329242205_716caa6ce8_m.jpg

The eyes have It.

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/4240270676_edf51f6cda.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://www.1stwebdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/photoshopped/pug-bug-photomanipulation.jpg

[Loren Booda]

http://www.1stwebdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/photoshopped/tortoise-cake-photomanipulation.jpg

Torte.

[SpectraCat]

http://www.1stwebdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/photoshopped/pug-bug-photomanipulation.jpg

(in the voice of Sir David Attenborough)
Less dangerous than the wolf spider, the pug spider is however, far more irritating.

[SpectraCat]

http://www.1stwebdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/photoshopped/tortoise-cake-photomanipulation.jpg



Now THAT's genetic engineering!

[Loren Booda]

http://www.1stwebdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/photoshopped/tortoise-cake-photomanipulation.jpg

Do the box cake truffle.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.1stwebdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/photoshopped/pug-bug-photomanipulation.jpg

Oh piss, which leg to lift?

[Loren Booda]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/4240270676_edf51f6cda.jpg

Freud would have a field day with this.

[Artman]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg
I leave you guys alone for just a little while and look at what you get up to!

[Artman]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg
He sneezed once and nearly decapitated himself.

[Artman]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg
Sure it flies, but it requires so much coal, there's no room for passengers.

[Artman]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ
Look, if he was on fire, I'd grab the extinquisher and put him out. I said help me, my kitten has fainted!

[Artman]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg
I said, "Get me a six pack."

[Artman]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg
That cat of mine is a real basket case.

[Artman]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg
Hey look, I can see the Virgin Mary!

[Loren Booda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5688/1140088007447.jpg

How retro!

[Loren Booda]

http://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/crazypics/ugly_strange_men_07.jpg

Jake's steakhouse took a blow.

[Loren Booda]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy250/HughOfBorg/SteamshipPlane.jpg

C-u-t!!! Where's the pig balloon?

[Loren Booda]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA0GaHEw4WewbEyyQND1hhQhy6mBf1k 8D5AbvN4KY7ulcWMHBVkQ

I was switched at birth with a Korean kid.

[Loren Booda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01_wk4/ManOfTheYear11_468x396.jpg

Big White Sambo Adams

[Loren Booda]

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9360/cathead.jpg

The first knit cat.

[Loren Booda]

http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pics-The-Photoshop-Surrealism-Of-Erik-Johansson-2.jpg

The average daily calorie intake (including newspaper) of a third world inhabitant.