New Gravity Theory Announced

[NewScientist]

Has anybody heard of the new theory from some evangellical scientists which states that a body falls when unsupported on the Earth not because of a gravitational force but rather because God pushes it down?

Is this correct? I heard it 3rd hand!!

-NS

[Pengwuino]

Yes it is correct. I talked to God earlier today to confirm it. I will provide transcripts later.

[Ivan Seeking]

Its a joke story from The Onion.
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