When will you die?(Quiz)

[Lisa!]

Enter your information and find out! (http://www.deathclock.com/)

[Bladibla]

That is absolute BS. You can't decide whether you are pssimistic or sad or happy accurately.

Another crap questionnaire.

[Lisa!]

Sunday, November 27, 2061! :grumpy:
Too many years left! :cry:
(Bladibla, it's just for fun, ok? :wink: )

[marlon]

Saturday, May 27, 2062

and i am a smoker...

marlon

[gurkhawarhorse]

tuesday, july 4, 2064 :eek:

[Mk]

Bc 4000???

[gurkhawarhorse]

Bc 4000???


whoa! u should be dead by now!

[Mk]

You'd think so, but I bought necromancy insurance.

[gurkhawarhorse]

so i m the one who lives the longest among u all

[arildno]

Saturday, October 31, 2037

[LeonhardEuler]

so i m the one who lives the longest among u all
Saturday, February 1, 2076.

[gurkhawarhorse]

Saturday, February 1, 2076.

whoa!!! that is long. how old will u be then?
i'll be 81 when i die.

[LeonhardEuler]

whoa!!! that is long. how old will u be then?
i'll be 81 when i die.
I'll be 91.

[arildno]

I'll be 66. I hoped I'd live to 69, but I guess I smoke too much.

[gurkhawarhorse]

69 :rolleyes: is a special number :biggrin: :biggrin: :redface: :redface:

[loseyourname]

October 20th, 2078. I'll be forty-one days away from turning 98.

[gurkhawarhorse]

oh oh.. unlucky!!!

[mattmns]

Pessismistic to optimistic changes about 40 years, wow.

I got September 10th 2080. Hmm, today is Sepetember 10 lol. Anyone want to celebrate? I will be dying 75 years from today, w00t :smile: About 1 month before my 95th b-day.

[zoobyshoe]

It said my lifespan is already used up, and I should be dead.

I suddenly feel like Bruce Willis.

[Lisa!]

I took the test again and said I am an optimistic and it said you would die in Saturday, January 19, 2075! Now I know what to do if I want to die sooner!:rolleyes:

[Lisa!]

It said my lifespan is already used up, and I should be dead.

I suddenly feel like Bruce Willis.
I thought some people may get this result but I was thinkg about old people! What did you do to get that result? I can't believe you! :eek:

[zoobyshoe]

I thought some people may get this result but I was thinkg about old people! What did you do to get that result?
I'm 50, pessimistic, smoke, and had a height to weight ratio that they said was prone to health problems. (I don't know about that latter: all I have is a normal middle-aged male belly. I'm hardly fat.)

-Zooby, from the other side.

[Lisa!]

You're 50? :bugeye: :bugeye:

[zoobyshoe]

You're 50? :bugeye: :bugeye:
Yes. I'm a member of the old folks club, here. Well, I guess I'm a member of the deceased PFer's club, now.

[motai]

74 wtf. :grumpy:

Monday, June 13, 2061

I'm a fit 18 year old who actively runs and such, with a fairly trim BMI (17), and my family members usually live long.

This quiz sucks :grumpy:.

[gurkhawarhorse]

well, 3 is my lucky no. so, 81 seems quite reasonable age.:biggrin:

[marlon]

I'll be 66. I hoped I'd live to 69, but I guess I smoke too much.
i was a bit surprised to find out i am gonna be 82...(1980-2062) although i am a big smoker like you. Do i have superior genes ? :redface:


marlon

[marlon]

I did the test today for the second time and now i will die in 2064 ???

Yes, i gave in the same input data

17/januari/1980
optimistic
BMI < 25

smoker

what is going on ?

marlon

[Smurf]

I put pessimistic the first time, said I'd die at 58. Second time I put normal, said I'd die a good 40 years later. :rolleyes:

Either way, the seconds are counting down!!! Better get back to PFing.... oh wait...

[theCandyman]

Oh my, Friday December 25, 2060.

Just kidding. :rofl:

[Townsend]

Friday, September 30, 2050

[zoobyshoe]

I just realized that, although my time has run out, it didn't say when it ran out. I wonder when I died?

[mattmns]

I just realized that, although my time has run out, it didn't say when it ran out. I wonder when I died?
It will tell you. I ran a few tests and it said I ran out, and it also said the date. For example, it told me that I ran out, and I died in Feb 2003.


edit... BMI seems to have no influence whatsoever.

[Evo]

Wednesday, July 12, 2034

[Evo]

I just realized that, although my time has run out, it didn't say when it ran out. I wonder when I died?So sad to hear of your untimely demise. If we had known, we surely would have had a thread about it. :frown:

[JamesU]

Date of birth: January first, 2005
Male
Pessimistic
Smoker
BMI >= 45
:biggrin: :

Saturday, August 10, 2058
healthier than I expected

[Smurf]

Wednesday, July 12, 2034
Nooooooo :cry: My love, Je ne peux pas endurer l'a pensé d'habiter sans vous.

[zoobyshoe]

So sad to hear of your untimely demise. If we had known, we surely would have had a thread about it. :frown:
That's very thoughtful of you, Evo. I would have announced it myself, but, of course, I didn't know either.

[zoobyshoe]

This weeks episode of Six Feet Under:


Mr. Z. Shoe
1955-?

[Evo]

Nooooooo :cry: My love, Je ne peux pas endurer l'a pensé d'habiter sans vous.Aww, so sweet. :smile: Ok, I'll change my disposition to "optimistic" and live another 60 years. :tongue:

[Smurf]

Friday, September 30, 2050
Hehe, LOSER! I'd hate to die on a Friday

[Evo]

That's very thoughtful of you, Evo. I would have announced it myself, but, of course, I didn't know either.I am sure it came as quite a shock. So, what will you do, now that you're dead?

[Townsend]

That's very thoughtful of you, Evo. I would have announced it myself, but, of course, I didn't know either.

Yeah, ever since I watched the "Sixth Sense" I have checked to make sure I wasn't dead and didn't know it every day.....

[Smurf]

Yeah, ever since I watched the "Sixth Sense" I have checked to make sure I wasn't dead and didn't know it every day.....
How would you know though? You could have died from something internal, like a heart attack or blood poisoning. Then could be dead for ages and not even know it.

[Townsend]

How would you know though? You could have died from something internal, like a heart attack or blood poisoning. Then could be dead for ages and not even know it.

I have thought about that.....the easiest way to tell if you're dead is to see if the government is still collecting taxes....once I see that I am no longer being taxed then I will know that I am dead.... :smile:

[Smurf]

I have thought about that.....the easiest way to tell if you're dead is to see if the government is still collecting taxes....once I see that I am no longer being taxed then I will know that I am dead.... :smile:
:rolleyes: ummm... are you sure?

[Townsend]

:rolleyes: ummm... are you sure?

On income tax....pretty sure, unless you're privy to some kind of dead person income tax I wasn't made aware of. Crap...you mean to tell me I really could be dead.... :cry:

[Smurf]

On income tax....pretty sure, unless you're privy to some kind of dead person income tax I wasn't made aware of. Crap...you mean to tell me I really could be dead.... :cry:
I just don't see it. Why would they stop merely because you're dead?

[zoobyshoe]

I am sure it came as quite a shock. Not so much, no. Just mildly surprising.
So, what will you do, now that you're dead?
I'll just continue with my usual posts in S&D, debunking ghosts and the afterlife.

[Townsend]

I just don't see it. Why would they stop merely because you're dead?

Legally there is no way to collect taxes from a dead guy. There is especially no reason to collect social security from a dead guy.... :rofl:

[zoobyshoe]

Yeah, ever since I watched the "Sixth Sense" I have checked to make sure I wasn't dead and didn't know it every day.....
Apparently, being dead doesn't make alot of difference. I haven't run into anyone who doesn't see dead people.

[Smurf]

Legally there is no way to collect taxes from a dead guy. There is especially no reason to collect social security from a dead guy.... :rofl:
Do I really have to post a list of things the government does there's no reason for?

[Townsend]

Not so much, no. Just mildly surprising.

I'll just continue with my usual posts in S&D, debunking ghosts and the afterlife.

:frown: could you tell me if I'm dead? Smurf has got me all worried......

[Smurf]

:frown: could you tell me if I'm dead? Smurf has got me all worried......
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Didn't mean to take away your last safety net.

[zoobyshoe]

:frown: could you tell me if I'm dead? Smurf has got me all worried......
Well, if the deathclock doesn't say your time has expired, then you're still alive.

[moose]

wtf, when i messed around with the things, at first i put in my real data, and i got 2065 or 75 or something, then i wondered what would happen if i entered a 30bmi or whatever, and it said Tuesday, September 4, 2085
so wtf, does it want me to gain 100 pounds or something?

[Townsend]

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Didn't mean to take away your last safety net.

Don't you mean to say, "...sorry aboahwt that..."?

And I don't accept your apology....I was fine in my own little universe until you came along and shattered my illusion... :frown:

[deckart]

Whoohoo! I'm living till 90!

[Smurf]

Whoohoo! I'm living till 90!
You know what that means right? Your breathing through a tube and need a penial implant to get it up.

[deckart]

I expect that I'll be plenty mobile at 90. I recently took a technical call from a mechanic who was celebrating his 93rd birthday. He is still crawling around on machines and turning wrenches. I know people half that age who can no longer do what that guy can. Pretty amazing.

[Math Is Hard]

I just realized that, although my time has run out, it didn't say when it ran out. I wonder when I died?
Did you check the "Display Results in Zoobonian Time" checkbox? That could be your problem.

[Janus]

Okay, by playing with the inputs (leaving my date of Birth alone) I go from having died on November 2, 1988 at age 30 (Sadistic, BM1 >45, smoker) to living unitl August 13, 2048, 15 days before turning 90 (optimistic, BMI < 25, non-smoker).

Now:

With the other two factors held "bad", and changing the third between "bad" and "good" you get the following:

between BMI <25 and >45, difference of 3 years
Between non-smoking and smoking, difference of 4 years
Between opitimistic and sadistic, difference of 43 years.

Holding two factors "good" and altering the third:

between BMI <25 and >45, diference of 7 years
Between non-smoking and smoking, difference of 13 years
Between opitimistic and sadistic, difference of 53 years.

I quess attitude really is everything!

[Moonbear]

Monday, March 5, 2074

:bugeye: That would make me 102 1/2!!!! :surprised I better gain some weight or get more negative about things, I don't need to live quite that long! There won't be any men left to play with at that age. :rolleyes:

[JamesU]

Did you check the "Display Results in Zoobonian Time" checkbox? That could be your problem.

I never saw that. I saw a pulldown list with the following:

human time
Pengwuinian time
Bacteriophage time ( :confused: )

That would make me 102 1/2!!!! I better gain some weight or get more negative about things, I don't need to live quite that long! There won't be any men left to play with at that age.

I see moonbear as living to 112. and on her death bed, she pulls out that will that says:

all my belongings and savings go to yomamma. no, not your mamma, tomamma from PF

signed: X

[Moonbear]

I see moonbear as living to 112. and on her death bed, she pulls out that will that says:

all my belongings and savings go to yomamma. no, not your mamma, tomamma from PF

signed: X
Never! I'll bequeath everything to Franzbear! He'll outlive all of us.

[JamesU]

Amendment I

section 1.

In the case resulting in franzbear's death before the death of moonbear, moonbear's possesions, land, and savings is directly put in possesion of yomamma

section 2.

In the case of the death of both franzbear and yomamma before moonbear, all of moonbear's possesians, land, and savings are funded to Bernhardt Media, which shall directly support PF. Resulting in a massive premium membership for the family of yomamma.

[Gale]

mine said i'd live 10 years longer if i started smoking, and 5 years longer if i gained weight. hmm... the normal one said i'd live till 66, if you're curious. doesn't seem very long...

[Evo]

Yeah, overweight & smoking is the way to go. :bugeye: I think there are bugs in that program.

[pattylou]

Well, I didn't know what the heck to put in for disposition. So I played it safe with "normal" and entered the other data which is all pretty easy. That has me dying in 2045, at age 79.

That seemed way too soon, I figured I'd live way longer than *that.* Which indicates - bingo - that I must be an optimist!

This input has me living to the ripe old age of 104. Wow. I feel all spry now!

[Evo]

That seemed way too soon, I figured I'd live way longer than *that.* Which indicates - bingo - that I must be an optimist! :rofl: :rofl:

[Smurf]

Yeah, overweight & smoking is the way to go. :bugeye: I think there are bugs in that program.
She didn't say overweight... but I'm going to stop now before I get slapped.

[Evo]

She didn't say overweight... but I'm going to stop now before I get slapped.Ooops. Well, yes, she could gain weight and still be underweight. I was thinking of the average American.

[Gale]

Ooops. Well, yes, she could gain weight and still be underweight. I was thinking of the average American.

haha... ya... i wish that were my case...