Brotherhood

[JamesU]

I am tired of the PF sisterhood. And I just know that moonbear is the middle one in that pic! but just one thing: since when are the PF sisters so devoted to god as to be nuns?

I say that there's a PF brotherhood! :devil:

[moose]

I say we have a height and/or age restriction on this brotherhood :biggrin:

[JamesU]

yeah, nobody under 13! :biggrin:

[Math Is Hard]

yeah, um.. good luck with that. You don't even have a super-sonic RV yet.

[Moonbear]

There were rumors about a brotherhood forming once before, but then all the founders suddenly turned up missing.

Sisters, do we still have those beer traps?

[JamesU]

no, but we have a super-duper sonic yugo!

http://www.mojauto.co.yu/images/45/58/7034-1aeb.jpg

[Smurf]

There used to be a brotherhood. Me, Franz and (honorary member) honestrosewater. We never called ourselves the brotherhood though... to keep the heat off, y'know?

[Tsu]

There were rumors about a brotherhood forming once before, but then all the founders suddenly turned up missing.

Sisters, do we still have those beer traps?

Beer traps?? Um... I don't think I've ever trapped beer before. I wouldn't be able to drink it if I did trap it (I'm allergic to hops), so what would be the point? :surprised :tongue2: :rofl:

[Tsu]

Now, I still have that big net from SpaceTiger's thread... Maybe we can do something interesting and imaginative with THAT!!! :biggrin:

[matthyaouw]

Beer traps?? Um... I don't think I've ever trapped beer before. I wouldn't be able to drink it if I did trap it (I'm allergic to hops), so what would be the point? :surprised :tongue2: :rofl:

Perhaps the beer was used as bait? I'd probably fall for it.

[Moonbear]

Perhaps the beer was used as bait? I'd probably fall for it.
That was the point. :rolleyes: We had those big neon signs that say "Free Beer" with an arrow. They work amazingly well.

There used to be a brotherhood. Me, Franz and (honorary member) honestrosewater. We never called ourselves the brotherhood though... to keep the heat off, y'know?
Well, honestrosewater is in the sisterhood now, where she properly belongs, and Franz seems to have abandoned you o:) so it seems we've done a decent job of disbanding the last attempt.

[Smurf]

Well, honestrosewater is in the sisterhood now, where she properly belongs, and Franz seems to have abandoned you o:) so it seems we've done a decent job of disbanding the last attempt.
You'll forgive me if I don't think you had a thing to do with it. Internal fighting between my minions broke us apart. Which probably explains why franz is gone.

[BobG]

There were rumors about a brotherhood forming once before, but then all the founders suddenly turned up missing.

Sisters, do we still have those beer traps?
You do know the most effective way to rid your garden of slugs is to sink several paper cups half full of beer into the ground. The slugs are irresistably attracted to beer, fall into the cups, and drown.

So, just what is it you're trying to say about men? :rofl:

[arildno]

I say we have a height and/or age restriction on this brotherhood :biggrin:
I agree!
I'm all for brotherhoods; when do we start up?

[Gale]

i don't see the point in a brother hood... pf is predominantly male anyway... the sisterhood was a way of joining together the few females who dwell here, (not that i ever got to join...) but pf is already a sausage fest so whats the point?

[arildno]

What's wrong with a sausage fest? :confused:

[Evo]

i don't see the point in a brother hood... pf is predominantly male anyway... the sisterhood was a way of joining together the few females who dwell here, (not that i ever got to join...) but pf is already a sausage fest so whats the point?You're an official PF sisterhood niece, we're all your aunts!

[Tsu]

You're an official PF sisterhood niece, we're all your aunts!

AbsoLUTEly!! :approve:

Speaking of nieces, has anyone heard from recon? I MISS RECON!!! :cry:

[mattmns]

Pff, so women can have a club, but men can't because men make up a bigger pecentage? Pff, I can't believe you are so against equal rights :surprised :tongue2:

I am all for joining the pf brothahood :smile:

[Moonbear]

Pff, so women can have a club, but men can't because men make up a bigger pecentage? Pff, I can't believe you are so against equal rights :surprised :tongue2:

I am all for joining the pf brothahood :smile:
Well, you can have one, but it's never going to have such elite status as the sisterhood. Afterall, when you have 10,000 or so members compared to about 30, it's clear which one is more elite. :approve: :biggrin:

[JamesU]

well, our super-duper sonic yugo, is down...we'll have to use the porches.

[Smurf]

Who says the brotherhood is going to include everyone? The rarity of a membership proves just how much more difficult it is to get in to the Brotherhood than your so-called 'elite' sisterhood.

[JamesU]

and those pics? so unreal :zzz:

who in the PF sisterhood is good enough to become a nun?!

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Divorcing_Jack_03.JPG

[Moonbear]

well, our super-duper sonic yugo, is down...we'll have to use the porches.
Porches, huh? Well, I guess that's a good place to sit in your rockers while waiting for your Yugo to get fixed. :rofl:

[JamesU]

hmmm......I'm thinkling maybe the lamborghinis, or ferraris....maybe the hummers?

[Moonbear]

hmmm......I'm thinkling maybe the lamborghinis, or ferraris....maybe the hummers?
Yeah, I'd bet the brotherhood would vote for hummers. Too bad the sisterhood runs the cancer clinic. :devil:

[JamesU]

we don't need your cancer clininc! I know the president of ImClone!

[Smurf]

Yomamma... You're not invited into the Brotherhood.

[mattmns]

Yomamma... You're not invited into the Brotherhood.
Seconded! :rofl:

[Smurf]

Okay. So, what do you think Mattmns, what kind of people should we allow into our elite brotherhood?

[Evo]

Yomamma... You're not invited into the Brotherhood.That's not very nice. :frown:

[Math Is Hard]

That's not very nice. :frown:
I agree. :mad:
Yomamma, you can head up the sisterhood's men's auxiliary if we ever start one. :smile:

[Evo]

I agree. :mad:
Yomamma, you can head up the sisterhood's men's auxiliary if we ever start one. :smile:Yomamma, what's your shoe size? :tongue2:

[JamesU]

:cry: I know when I'm not wanted...


I'm taking my cars with me :grumpy:

[Smurf]

That's not very nice. :frown:Fine Dear. I'll have to ask the rest of the brotherhood though. Yomamma would you like to be a junior member of the brotherhood?

[JamesU]

Fine. Unless it limits my drinking to 2 quarts a day :grumpy:

[Smurf]

It doesn't limit anything it just doesn't give you anything either

[mattmns]

Yep no limits. It is just that when we have the sisterhood over, or they hot equivalent, then you have to leave :tongue2:

[Smurf]

and we're not going to protect you if the police catch you drinking under age. We're not a criminal organization.

[Ivan Seeking]

http://www.bravotv.com/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy/Photos/Group/17.jpg

[Smurf]

That's better than my logo:
http://web.mit.edu/jfmoxley/www/suburbanNinjaBrotherhood.jpg

[Ivan Seeking]

Doesn't anyone want to be in the brotherhood anymore? :rofl:

[matthyaouw]

The guy in the green has his toothpaste pointing the wrong way. Bloody amature...

[Andy]

Brotherhood sounds rather gay don't you think?

[mattmns]

Are you not comfortable with your sexuality Andy?

[Smurf]

Andy I'm sorry but if you're insecure you won't be allowed into the brotherhood. We have standards you know.

[rocketboy]

Hey Smurf, how about letting a fellow Canadian in?

http://www.basher82.nl/versuchemap/Canadian%20flag%20header.jpg

[Smurf]

You know I'm impartial to nationality right? Appeals to patriotism don't work on me... besides, you'll need to be approved by the brotherhood council, not just me. So far the council consists of Me, Mattmns, Arildno, and Ivan.

[rocketboy]

Impartial to nationality? That's a shame...hehe just kididng. :rolleyes:

[Smurf]

Yeah. Check the political forum, I don't like Canada much.

[JamesU]

You know I'm impartial to nationality right? Appeals to patriotism don't work on me... besides, you'll need to be approved by the brotherhood council, not just me. So far the council consists of Me, Mattmns, Arildno, and Ivan.
and me, the founder.

[Smurf]

Lower members include: Yomamma.

[EnumaElish]

Beer traps?? Um... I don't think I've ever trapped beer before. I wouldn't be able to drink it if I did trap it (I'm allergic to hops), so what would be the point? :surprised :tongue2: :rofl:I think moonbear must have meant Trappist beer -- a.k.a. monk beer.

[JamesU]

Lower members include: Yomamma.
*demotes Smurf*

There ya' go! :biggrin:

[EnumaElish]

You do know the most effective way to rid your garden of slugs is to sink several paper cups half full of beer into the ground. The slugs are irresistably attracted to beer, fall into the cups, and drown.Almost-empty beer bottles work as traps for bees & wasps.

A logical conclusion is that moonbear meant "bee traps" but mistyped "bee" as "beer."

[Moonbear]

Almost-empty beer bottles work as traps for bees & wasps.

A logical conclusion is that moonbear meant "bee traps" but mistyped "bee" as "beer."
:uhh: Uh, yeah, um, right, that's it. Don't worry about it. Did you see the "Free Beer" sign? Please, go ahead and help yourself! o:)

[Smurf]

Hold back guys! It might not be safe. Yomamma, you first!

[mattmns]

Yes, yomamma will go first. Ummm, wait a minute. Smurf, what happens if yomamma dies? Who will be the next mark, I mean lower member, yeah?

[Smurf]

don't worry we have him on the leash, if there's any sign of trouble we can pull him back and use him again on the next one.

[JamesU]

Hold back guys! It might not be safe. Yomamma, you first!
send this guy-> :shy: he's pretty quiet

[Townsend]

Yeah, I'd bet the brotherhood would vote for hummers.

You PF women are so dirty.......I'm beginning to think the PF sisterhood is just a euphemism for PF brothel...

[Tsu]

You PF women are so dirty.......I'm beginning to think the PF sisterhood is just a euphemism for PF brothel...

You PF men are so dirty.... How can you possibly think that of NUNS for God's sake. :rolleyes: :mad:

We are truly women of the Habit o:) o:) o:) o:) o:) - although we have been known to enjoy a little outing to the PF Tiki Bar & Lounge for a bit of attitude readjustment from time to time... :biggrin:

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5826/barstoolsisters5fo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Lisa!]

You men never learn to be creative. I suggest you to have a :devil: hood instead of brotherhood! :rolleyes:


You PF man are so dirty...How can possibly think that of NUN's for God's sake

Totally agree. You know women's situation in PF is like:

:devil: :devil: :devil:
:devil: o:) :devil:
:devil: :devil: :devil:

o:) <----is Obviously a woman
:devil:s <----You can simply guess who are they!


And the way o:) is feeling: :uhh:(They have some other feelings sometimes but I'm not going to mention)

[matthyaouw]

Can I join?

[mattmns]

You got my vote, bring brewnog too :smile:

[matthyaouw]

Sure, if he ever comes on here again :biggrin:

[Lisa!]

Even if he never comes here again(:grumpy:), I can never forget him because he made me laugh loudly for some minutes and whenever I remember that I laugh again.:rofl:

[matthyaouw]

i think he plans on returning once he gets a proper net connection set up in his new place. What was it that made you laugh so much?

[Lisa!]

i think he plans on returning once he gets a proper net connection set up in his new place. What was it that made you laugh so much?
Well perhaps it wasn't funny but (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=80010&page=1) :rofl: :rofl: (Don't miss his second reply to that thread)

[arildno]

Andy I'm sorry but if you're insecure you won't be allowed into the brotherhood. We have standards you know.
I totally agree.
Penile maturity&confidence of prospective members is the first qualification we look after in our brotherhood
(I can be the one checking this, if that's okay with the other members of the council).

[Smurf]

I present to the council of the brotherhood the motion to allow arildno to check penile maturity of all prospective members.
Seconded by arildno.
How do council members mattmns and Ivan vote?

[arildno]

Note to members of the council:
It is, of course, no need for me to check already accepted members for their degrees of maturity.

[mattmns]

Sure. Should we would vote for things using our respective penis? Similar to thumbs up and thumbs down? :smile:

[EnumaElish]

:uhh: Uh, yeah, um, right, that's it. Don't worry about it. Did you see the "Free Beer" sign? Please, go ahead and help yourself! o:)Thanks, monbeer -- uh, I mean, moonbee. :smile:

[arildno]

Sure. Should we would vote for things using our respective penis? Similar to thumbs up and thumbs down? :smile:
How about heads covered or exposed instead?





Oh damn, I forgot the stupid tradition so prevalent in the US..

[EnumaElish]

Sure. Should we would vote for things using our respective penis?So "penis" is plural for puny? :smile: Careful with your Latin, please. The proper word would have been penii, irregardless of how improper it sounds.

[mattmns]

That is fine with me, arildno, and I am from the US :surprised

[mattmns]

So "penis" is plural for puny? :smile: Careful with your Latin, please. The proper word would have been penii, irregardless of how improper it sounds.
I wondered about that. It is why I chose to add "our repspective" Thanks for the info :smile:

[Smurf]

Okay. That's a majority. From now on chief inspector arildno is required to examine penile maturity of all persons attempting to gain membership with the brotherhood. It is his reponsibility to decide wether a prospective member fits the high standards of the brotherhood.

[Smurf]

Sure. Should we would vote for things using our respective penis? Similar to thumbs up and thumbs down? :smile:
No, but I think from now on all council decisions should be recorded using sports metaphors as a safeguard against sisterhood espionage.

[mattmns]

Yeah that would probably be better. With my way MIH could come out one day in her nun skirt and that would change the vote :smile:

[Evo]

Yeah that would probably be better. With my way MIH could come out one day in her nun skirt and that would change the vote :smile:Are you saying MIH would get a thumbs up? :biggrin:

[EnumaElish]

I wondered about that. It is why I chose to add "our repspective" Thanks for the info :smile:I am not going to a piss match with you, but I thought you had misspelt "our reproductive." Now I realize you meant representative. Thanks for the perspective.

[mattmns]

Are you saying MIH would get a thumbs up? :biggrin:
If you were wearing one of her nun skirts you would too :tongue2:

[Townsend]

Are you saying MIH would get a thumbs up? :biggrin:


Yeah...the sisterhood is a bunch of nuns...

NUNs my A$$

[Smurf]

If you were wearing one of her nun skirts you would too :tongue2:Watch it, remember who your talking to.

[Townsend]

Watch it, remember who your talking to.

so your an e-jealous boyfriend now? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lisa!]

You can't see what's wrong with your brotherhood(:devil:hood) ?:rofl: :rofl: Seriously you need to be careful but you aren't!

[Smurf]

so your an e-jealous boyfriend now? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
No e-jealous, just e-ver protective sometimes.

[Smurf]

You can't see what's wrong with your brotherhood(:devil:hood) ?:rofl: :rofl: Seriously you need to be careful but you aren't!
What the bloody hell are you on about?. The brotherhood will never fall to the whims of a little girl.

[Townsend]

e-ver protective sometimes.

That would be an oxymoron, no?

[Smurf]

That would be an oxymoron, no?
nevermind. bad joke.

[Lisa!]

What the bloody hell are you on about?. The brotherhood will never fall to the whims of a little girl.
Seriously old boy, there's something wrong with it. But I'm afraid of saying that! o:)

[Smurf]

Seriously old boy, there's something wrong with it. But I'm afraid of saying that! o:)
Whats wrong with it then, cootie-monster?

[Lisa!]

Why should I help you while you little crazy boy don't know how to value other's kindness and help....?

[Smurf]

Why should I help you while you little crazy boy don't know how to value other's kindness and help....?
because you still owe me.

[Lisa!]

No, I paid you back.

[JamesU]

*attaches Wile E. cyote's rocket to lisa!*

*BOOM!!!!*

Bye lisa!!!

[Lisa!]

**** ** James!

[JamesU]

quiet lisa! grown-ups are talking

[Math Is Hard]

Lisa, do you realize you've just been called immature by a 13-year-old?

[Lisa!]

Don't worry. That means I'm mature!

[EnumaElish]

How about heads covered or exposed instead?
Oh damn, I forgot the stupid tradition so prevalent in the US..You mean, covering one's nether regions in public, right?

[EnumaElish]

Yeah...the sisterhood is a bunch of nuns...
NUNs my A$$How would you know that none is a nun? Are you a priest?

[arildno]

You mean, covering one's nether regions in public, right?
Mmm..no; we tend to do that in Norway as well, especially during winter.

[Lisa!]

:rofl: It seems having courage isn't necessary for brotherhood's members!

[gurkhawarhorse]

:rofl: It seems having courage isn't necessary for brotherhood's members!

why not? it is.
cowards out...
:biggrin:

[mattmns]

Smurf you have a connection to Evo. See if you can get Evo to accidently slip her finger while it's on that ban Lisa! button :tongue2:

[Lisa!]

As far as I remember we were friend, mattmns!

[mattmns]

Yeah, we were, until you started bashing the brotherhood!!! :cool:

[Lisa!]

I'm just trying to help you!

[Danger]

I don't have time to read the whole thread, so pardon me if this repeats someone else's post. It seems to me that yomamma would properly be a half-brother.

[JamesU]

:grumpy: I am the founder, I am the leader, too bad.

[Lisa!]

It must be checkenhood thread, then.

[mattmns]

He is not the founder or the leader; in fact, he is only a junior member.

[JamesU]

wrong, mattmns, you are now a junior member, you've been downsized :biggrin:

[Smurf]

Yomamma if you keep trying to impersonate senior members of the brotherhood you will be banned and have to be inspected by arildno to get back in. Your self-claimed authority is not recognized by the brotherhood.

and you don't have the power to remove mattmns from the council.

[JamesU]

I am a senior member. you're just a señior member

[matthyaouw]

Psh, keep bickering like this and we'll never rival the sisterhood. I'm tempted to convert right now.

[JamesU]

then just make me a senior member. not a señior member!

[wolram]

This brotherhood is a bunch of big girls blouses

[JamesU]

well the wolramhood is only one person!

[wolram]

well the wolramhood is only one person!

Their not your real bros, they got no paper

[mattmns]

wolram has his own "special" club. The club that uses the wrong form of "their/there/they're" all the time, I think penqwuino is a member too :tongue2:

[arildno]

After due consideration, I conclude that yomamma cannot be accepted into the brotherhood. What sez the council?

[Evo]

Psh, keep bickering like this and we'll never rival the sisterhood. I'm tempted to convert right now.Awww, you would look cute in a nun's habit. :approve:

[mattmns]

After due consideration, I conclude that yomamma cannot be accepted into the brotherhood. What sez the council?
Seconded!!!

[Townsend]

Seconded!!!

Does it even matter that a brotherhood was his idea to begin with?

[mattmns]

Does it even matter that a brotherhood was his idea to begin with?
Obviously not :rofl:

[matthyaouw]

Awww, you would look cute in a nun's habit. :approve:

Depressingly, you're probably right.

[Smurf]

After due consideration, I conclude that yomamma cannot be accepted into the brotherhood. What sez the council?
I'll abstain from this one. Whatever the council decides is OK.

[Townsend]

I'll abstain from this one. Whatever the council decides is OK.

What kind of club banishes the founder?

[mattmns]

What kind of club banishes the founder?

Here is what yomamma said.

"I am tired of the PF sisterhood. And I just know that moonbear is the middle one in that pic! but just one thing: since when are the PF sisters so devoted to god as to be nuns?

I say that there's a PF brotherhood!"


He said that there's a PF brotherhood. He never said he was forming one, just said that he says there is one.

He did not found the Brotherhood, he just gave out the idea, which is not really original anyway.

Another argument could be that he created the "brotherhood!" not the "brotherhood"

Note the exclamation mark, Lisa! can tell you about the importance of such a thing.

[arildno]

What kind of club banishes the founder?
Well, the Jacobines kicked out Robespierre, didn't they?

[Townsend]

Here is what yomamma said.

"I am tired of the PF sisterhood. And I just know that moonbear is the middle one in that pic! but just one thing: since when are the PF sisters so devoted to god as to be nuns?

I say that there's a PF brotherhood!"


He said that there's a PF brotherhood. He never said he was forming one, just said that he says there is one.

He did not found the Brotherhood, he just gave out the idea, which is not really original anyway.

Another argument could be that he created the "brotherhood!" not the "brotherhood"

Note the exclamation mark, Lisa! can tell you about the importance of such a thing.

Well I hope you don't mind if here after I refer to you as the spin doctor :rofl:

I tried yomamma.....

[Townsend]

Well, the Jacobines kicked out Robespierre, didn't they?

If you say so... I've never heard of the 'Jacobines' so I really wouldn't know. Besides, I'm not saying it can't be done....I'm merely questioning the integrity of the membership...

[Smurf]

Here is what yomamma said.

"I am tired of the PF sisterhood. And I just know that moonbear is the middle one in that pic! but just one thing: since when are the PF sisters so devoted to god as to be nuns?

I say that there's a PF brotherhood!"


He said that there's a PF brotherhood. He never said he was forming one, just said that he says there is one.

He did not found the Brotherhood, he just gave out the idea, which is not really original anyway.

Another argument could be that he created the "brotherhood!" not the "brotherhood"

Note the exclamation mark, Lisa! can tell you about the importance of such a thing.All excellent points mattmns. Let's not forget that a few revolutions have betrayed their founders. Trotsky, Che Guevera, Zapata. All betrayed by children of their revolutions.

Mind you, yomamma doesn't deserve nearly that kind of recognition. He's more like the homeless guy who said "This is so unfair" randomly at a time when Marx just happened to be walking by, and motivated him to write his book.

[Townsend]

All excellent points mattmns. Let's not forget that a few revolutions have betrayed their founders. Trotsky, Che Guevera, Zapata. All betrayed by children of their revolutions.

Mind you, yomamma doesn't deserve nearly that kind of recognition. He's more like the homeless guy who said "This is so unfair" randomly at a time when Marx just happened to be walking by, and motivated him to write his book.

:rofl: I didn't know you could dance so well Smurf.... :rofl:

[Smurf]

:rofl: I didn't know you could dance so well Smurf.... :rofl:
Well you always were too busy avoiding the democracy thread to notice my obvious talent.

[Lisa!]

Corruption ALERT!

[ItNotYourFault]

oooooooooo! (from yomamma)

[arildno]

So "penis" is plural for puny? :smile: Careful with your Latin, please. The proper word would have been penii, irregardless of how improper it sounds.
Nope, the plural is penes. PENES!

PENES!!!!!!