nearly won the funniest fish award …

got 6 out of the 14 votes cast after i was admitted …

but won the helpful fish award instead,

and i'm going to the superbowl anyway, on a wildcard!

it's next april …

now what am i going to wear?

i was hoping to do well in this years funniest fish awards

but a printer's error left me off the ballot paper …

and nobody will put it right …

i had my portfolio prepared …

and i'd even started on a thankyou speech (well, just in case ) …

if i'd won, i would have qualified for the international goldfish of the year finals …

i could 'a

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