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Jul714 01:03 AM
MostlyHarmless

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Aprox. how many organisms have been identified by biologists?

Jun3003 10:47 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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What two types of forces contribute to the lift on a wing?

Jul203 12:35 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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4,151 
Who discovered the formula for finding the area of a triangle?

Jul203 01:03 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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The son of a rich bullion merchant left home on the death of his father. All he had with him was a gold chain that...

Jul203 01:16 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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Using “Only Four” ZEROS (0) and any Mathematical Operations/Symbols, to obtain the number 24.

Jul303 12:44 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,614 
Who first derived Bernoulli's equation?

Jul403 03:33 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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A)How many LaGrange points does the Earth/Moon system have?
B) How many are stable (no stationkeeping neccessary)?...

Jul603 02:37 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,513 
Find a threedigit number containing three different digits where the following are all perfect squares:
(A) The...

Jul603 04:31 AM
Rogue

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It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it,...

Jul603 04:55 PM
Dave

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Find the next number in the series:
2, 5, 5, 4, 5, 6, 3, 7, _

Jul703 02:48 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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Find the longest word such that each 3 letter subset (in order)is also a word:
e.g. CARED => CAR,ARE,RED is a 5...

Jul803 05:56 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,794 
What nonmetallic element named for an ancient Greek deity found extensive use in photocopying machines?

Jul803 06:54 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,423 
The sum of Eve and Ann's ages is 44. Eve is twice as old as Ann was when Eve was half as old as Ann will be when Ann...

Jul903 12:56 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,037 
Out of all the 92 naturallyoccurring, elements,  and  are the only two that derive their names from...

Jul903 11:05 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,006 
An organism whose body temperature is strongly correlated to that of its external enviroment is called what?

Jul1003 12:52 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,257 
The Eightfold Way categories which groups of particles?

Jul1103 01:02 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,431 
What is the next number in this sequence:
25282573126?

Jul1203 11:11 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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A D M I T
C A P E R
R O B E S
T A L O N

Jul1303 08:33 PM
Robert Zaleski

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D O G M A
K I C K S
M U S H Y
P A S T E

Jul1503 09:13 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,111 
What is considered the native form of DNA?

Jul1703 02:09 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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1,995 
An ellipse on the xyplane has foci at (41, 23) and (115, 42). The ellipse is tangent to the xaxis. What is the...

Jul1903 12:56 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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You don't need to solve this, just tell me what problem it is... although if you do solve it you'll be a million...

Jul2003 08:59 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,082 
How many points are there on the Beaufort scale for measuring wind force?

Jul2203 09:17 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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I give you three words, and you must type in the single word that can be added to each to make three new words....

Jul2303 12:39 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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see:
http://physicsforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=4134
Sun, Side, Rug

Jul2303 09:32 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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What does this mean:
fa_th

Jul2603 11:32 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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Way, dog, ground, handed?
see brain teaser #23

Jul2703 10:13 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,353 
HIV compromises the immune system mainly by infecting?

Jul2903 09:26 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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Spoonerism:
example:
'Policeman's obscene literature'
cop porn = popcorn
answer is popcorn
For a point:
Brag...

Jul3103 10:45 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,115 
Spoonerism (see BT #28)
Vibrate a building in Pisa

Jul3103 12:23 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,364 
What was the original meaning of the word 'Myriad'?

Aug1303 10:22 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,462 
In 1935 Yukawa predicted the existence of the pimeson. In which year was it finally discovered?

Aug1603 11:16 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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The first three words have an 'unknown' common word that can go in front of or behind to make a new word. The same for...

Aug1703 11:43 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,689 
Before the development of the modern waveparticle theory of light, wherein the term 'photon' has become predominant,...

Aug1703 12:35 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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1,551 
Word Bed: Geographical Term
B A L D N E S S
H A M M E R E D
S E A P L A N E

Aug2103 02:52 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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1,910 
What 'Q' word describes a substance believed from ancient times to be the building block of the heavenly bodies, such...

Aug2603 04:36 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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This cell organelle consists of two granulelike ~centrioles~ and is found in animal cells only. It helps in cell...

Aug2903 06:09 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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3,889 
This metal oxide is often added to paint to make it bright white.

Sep203 01:49 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,765 
Neptune has a core made up of _______

Sep403 01:09 AM
Greg Bernhardt

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2,505 
What replaces the ??? in the puzzle below?
1 Lincoln
+ 2 Jeffersons
+ 3 Roosevelts
+ 4 Washingtons
+ 5...

Sep303 09:50 PM
Greg Bernhardt

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