I actually like the Death bear, assuming you can't bring yourself to toss your ex-related-memorabilia in the garbage.
I listened to one of the IDUMP4U.com recordings on the YouTube that wasn't bad. A guy was attending college away from home. He had a girlfriend each at home and college. They found out about each other, called each other, talked, and, together, had IDUMP4U dump the guy by phone. And told him that they knew. Now, okay. That one seemed just.