 Quote by Evo
Funny how everyone has a soul mate within 20 miles of wherever they live.  If I have a soul mate he's either dead, gay, or married to someone else.
What matters is that you're happy.
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My soulmate.
She is somewhere is eastern Europe - I don;t know exactly where, so that makes my soul mate so much more mysterious and interesting and desirable. For only a small sum I can bring my soulmate princess and her family over and we can be together forever and ever in everlasting happiness. If I could only find her.