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Psi 5
Mar5-06, 09:06 PM
P: 113
Another anomalie that screams for investigation is the gravitic anomlie that forms between your dish and your mouth. This insidious anomaly causes an extremely localized increase in the force of gravity as well as a random change in vector the effect of which is to make whatever is on your utensil fall off somewhere between the dish and your mouth. It also has implications of intelligent (paranormal?) intervention because it seems to be aware of the presence of a table near the dish and usually won't fall off until AFTER it is past the edge of the table.