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Jul22-10, 12:26 PM   #52
 

Scientist/Engineers have to be socially unadapted? Wow but i like women to xD

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I'd like to see some proof that there are plenty of "attractive" women in the fields mentioned.
Plenty my butt....
Jul22-10, 02:15 PM   #53
 
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I'd like to see some proof that there are plenty of "attractive" women in the fields mentioned.
The proof is there, but sometimes one must look at least a millimeter below the skin to find it.
Jul22-10, 02:23 PM   #54
 
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The proof is there, but sometimes one must look at least a millimeter below the skin to find it.
If you take a millimeter of skin off every woman in the field, I'll wager there are no attractive women left
Jul22-10, 02:30 PM   #55
 
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If you take a millimeter of skin off every woman in the field, I'll wager there are no attractive women left
That is wit at its best right there.
Jul22-10, 03:55 PM   #56
 
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I would prefer a modified version of the program that gives me the answers to all my wife's questions, with the lowest probability of getting into trouble.

Specifications are as follows. It should have voice recognition triggered by my wife's voice. Any statement that includes my full name Steven (rather than Steve or honey or sweetie or stud-muffin), and has a questioning inflection, with harsh tone, should trigger the program. Then, the best answer should be transmitted wirelessly by Bluetooth to my earpiece, within 2 seconds.

How much will that be? I have checkbook and pen in hand right now.
Wouldn't a restraining order be much more efficient ?
Jul22-10, 03:58 PM   #57
 
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Wouldn't a restraining order be much more efficient ?
Whole new spin on the "long distance relationship". Besides, it would put sex right out the window... literally.
Jul22-10, 04:08 PM   #58
 
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Besides, it would put sex right out the window... literally.
Ah yeah, you dont get to see her Britney no more But no more nagging :P
Jul22-10, 04:10 PM   #59
 
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Ah yeah, you dont get to see her Britney no more But no more nagging :P
Hmmm... have you considered divorce or murder? Done properly I'm given to understand that both can be very effective at putting an end to nagging.
Jul22-10, 04:20 PM   #60
 
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If you take a millimeter of skin off every woman in the field, I'll wager there are no attractive women left
Oh boy! I said "LOOK under her skin", not skin her alive. - Hmmm, some latent psychopathic thoughts there. Maybe you should stay above the surface and just look under her clothes. That's only a misdemeanor.
Jul22-10, 04:21 PM   #61
 
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Wouldn't a restraining order be much more efficient ?
The most efficient thing is to just stand outside of iron-skillet throwing range, which isn't too far from a typical women. But, the truth is, I love her too much to do that.
Jul22-10, 04:28 PM   #62
 
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The most efficient thing is to just stand outside of iron-skillet throwing range, which isn't too far from a typical women. But, the truth is, I love her too much to do that.
You mean, you love her too much to stay out of the throwing range ?
Jul22-10, 04:28 PM   #63
 
I wouldn't mind sex right out my window. It would be kind of kinky
Jul22-10, 04:58 PM   #64
 
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I wouldn't mind sex right out my window. It would be kind of kinky
Counter-balancing would be critical though.
Jul22-10, 07:46 PM   #65
 
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Counter-balancing would be critical though.
If that can't be figured by the folks here at PHYSICS Forums, humanity and the hope of hot window-sex is doomed.
Jul23-10, 08:08 AM   #66
 
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If that can't be figured by the folks here at PHYSICS Forums, humanity and the hope of hot window-sex is doomed.


Well, I considered makeing a diagram using levers, but decided that it would end with a warning so I restrained myself.
Aug20-10, 10:43 PM   #67
 
Well...... so you get laid many times a week as an engineer?¿
Aug20-10, 11:12 PM   #68
 
As an engineer... none. As someone with a fiancee, plenty thanks.

Or was that a deliberately ironic post that i've missed.
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