Lame Jokes


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Quote Quote by Gokul43201
Q: Why was the parrot stapled to the koala ?
Maybe somebody really didn't like kaolas.
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Quote Quote by Gokul43201
Q: Why was the parrot stapled to the koala ?
A: Oh it was because of the Parrots-eat-um-all (Paracetamol).

The Bob (2004 ©)
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I find this words by G W Bush funy but they are to realistic for to be funy.

Our enemis are doing everything to harm our country and so are we.
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Bush, while at the European Economic Summit, and speaking to the economic problems of the French:

"The trouble with the French is that they don't have a word for Entrepreneur"



He should have been a comedian!!!
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?








a piiig
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Quote Quote by Ivan Seeking
What do you call a pig with three eyes?








a piiig
Damn, that's one lame-*** m**********r !

(That was Sam Jackson, not me)
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What has two wheels, and travels 60mph underwater?


Motorpike and sidecarp.
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Quote Quote by jimmy p
Motorpike and sidecarp.
Together, don't those have three wheels?
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There are some exceptionally lame jokes appearing in this thread. Keep up the good work, people!
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I have a really long lame joke but im not sure if I should type it all out.

So for now, I'll do this one...

Did you hear that a boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other?



Apparently the crew were marooned.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rabbit?





a rabbit fur sock
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Sep10-04, 09:20 PM
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I did not understand the last joke, I hope this not mean I am a lame joke.

Anyway, there was this monkey that wrapped its tail around a flagpole...
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a rabbit with a big hole in it?

A young man is nailing a board into place. Being unpracticed in such matters as hammers and nails, he hit the nail once out of every four or five strikes of the hammer. An older fellow walks up behind him, and not wanting to discourage him the older man says:"keep it up. You almost have it surrounded!"
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Quote Quote by Ivan Seeking
a rabbit with a big hole in it?
Good grief, of all the people on this board I should never have been the one to overlook that!


A used camel salesman demonstrates to his customer the proper watering technique to be used with male camels, so as to fully load the beast prior to a long journey across the desert. Taking the animal to a nearby stream he allows it to begin drinking. Next, he slips around to the backside and, taking a large rock in each hand, slams the stones together with the testicles of the beast in-between. The camel makes a loud slurrrrp as it fills to capacity with water. The customer, looking confused, asks; ouch, but doesn’t that hurt? To which the salesman replies; only if you get your thumb caught between the stones.
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German humor:

Did anyone see Das Boot. I love the ending! Classic German Irony.

Not lame humor but one of my favorites.
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Yes, it was excellent.


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