Lame Jokes

The Bob

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree???

A: Because it was dead.


Q: Why did the parrot fall out of the tree???

A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

The Bob (2004 ©)

Gokul43201

Q: Why was the parrot stapled to the koala ?

plover

I think something went awry during one of those secret Masonic handshakes...

Hurkyl

It's not dead, just pinin' for the fjords!

Chrono

Maybe somebody really didn't like kaolas.

The Bob

A: Oh it was because of the Parrots-eat-um-all (Paracetamol).

The Bob (2004 ©)

LENIN

I find this words by G W Bush funy but they are to realistic for to be funy.

Our enemis are doing everything to harm our country and so are we.

Ivan Seeking

Bush, while at the European Economic Summit, and speaking to the economic problems of the French:

"The trouble with the French is that they don't have a word for Entrepreneur"



He should have been a comedian!!!

Ivan Seeking

“A mummy is something that never stops giving.” – a noted archeologist

Ivan Seeking

What do you call a pig with three eyes?








a piiig

Gokul43201

Damn, that's one lame-*** m**********r !

(That was Sam Jackson, not me)

jimmy p

What has two wheels, and travels 60mph underwater?


Motorpike and sidecarp.

plover

Together, don't those have three wheels?

BoulderHead

There are some exceptionally lame jokes appearing in this thread. Keep up the good work, people!

jimmy p

I have a really long lame joke but im not sure if I should type it all out.

So for now, I'll do this one...

Did you hear that a boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other?



Apparently the crew were marooned.

Ivan Seeking

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rabbit?





a rabbit fur sock

BoulderHead

I did not understand the last joke, I hope this not mean I am a lame joke.

Anyway, there was this monkey that wrapped its tail around a flagpole...