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Sep27-04, 06:33 AM
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Quote Quote by Moonbear
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns

I just came across this one recently and really thought it was great (George Burns was such a great comedian).

There are some more serious ones I'm fond of, but I'd have to look them up to get them right.
simply wonderful, thank you for bringing it here...
Sep27-04, 07:21 AM
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"Ideas are far more powerfull than guns, we don't let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have Ideas"
-Josef Stalin

"Religion is the opiate of the masses."
-Karl Marx

"If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things as men."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

"I am dying with the help of too many physicians."
-Alexander, King of Macedon.
Sep27-04, 08:41 AM
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"Religion is the opiate of the masses."
this sucks...
Sep27-04, 08:42 AM
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you suck...
Sep27-04, 08:46 AM
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The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners. - unknown
Sep27-04, 08:48 AM
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Quote Quote by Smurf
you suck...
f... u

I did not say anything to u...

I said to what Marx said.
Sep27-04, 08:55 AM
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Quote Quote by Gokul43201
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners. - unknown
I don't get that, weren't vacuum cleaners around before Microsoft??
Sep27-04, 09:13 AM
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Quote Quote by Smurf
I don't get that, weren't vacuum cleaners around before Microsoft??
he is saying that the vacuum wont suck up dirt and stuff, therefore it wont suck, nd it doesnt matter if microsoft was around before or after vacuums
Sep27-04, 01:45 PM
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here is one i like
"tread softly, for you are treading on my dreams"yeats

"some poeple dont see the light until it comes shining through bullet holes"
Sep27-04, 07:38 PM
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Quote Quote by humanino
BoulderHead, that is really outrageously gross

Yeah, after the drugs wore off I decided to delete the post...but, here's a couple more from the same animal;

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.
-Emo Phillips

I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse."
-Emo Phillips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
-Emo Phillips
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Sep29-04, 02:11 PM
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"I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Weggie Kray."

I like that one!
Sep29-04, 04:42 PM
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Here are a few I like from 2 favourite shows, I had quite a bit of trouble choosing:

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

"I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum."
- George, in "The Parking Garage"

"So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion."
"To some degree."
"So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves."
"In a manner of speaking."
"Well, that's honest."
"She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals."
"Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."
- Jerry and George, in "The Fire"

"You don't know my name, do you?"
"Yes I do."
"What is it?"
"It, uh, rhymes with a female body part."
"What is it?"
- Dolores and Jerry, in "The Junior Mints"

"We only wake you up for the important meetings."
- Yankee exec, to George, in "The Comeback"
Sep29-04, 06:06 PM
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You forgot:
Homer: If at first you don't succeed, cheat untill caught, then lie.
Sep29-04, 06:16 PM
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Trying is the first step towards failing.
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Sep29-04, 09:33 PM
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Why do it now when I can wait until tomorrow? If I wait until later I'll be under pressure. I work better under pressure. - Charley Brown
Sep30-04, 10:54 AM
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If I have seen less than others, it's because some giant's shoulders were always in the way-anonymous
Orbis Non Sufficit -James bond
"I don't mind coming to work - I just don't want to stay when I get there." Louis H. Albert, Deputy, Summit County, Ohio
P.S.DO you have the feeling that you have seen these somewhere??
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Sep30-04, 12:05 PM
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I drank what...?

Sep30-04, 12:22 PM
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"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
--Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people,
and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."
--The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

"But what ... is it good for?"
--Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
--Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
-- Bill Gates, 1981

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