Community Spirit Award

Drakkith

Lol Om....

Gad

Why is Pengy so silent?...


*throws a fish in the show off arena*

OmCheeto

My mother and father were both in the Air Force. Though mother was in the Luftwaffe, and dad was USAF.

My joke has always been that they kept WWII alive.

Though they made lots of babies in between the fighting.

Support the deterrents of War! Support Drakkith!

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Hell! I was even born on an Air base! hmmm.... Do they still call them that?

Borg

Concussion?

Gad

Lolol Borg!

OmCheeto

I wish these elections were over today....

It would appear that I've won the "Funny" award, and someone named mfb has won the newcomer award. All the other races are too close to call. (Call your congressmen and friends and tell them how to vote peeps! That's how democracy works!)

Unless of course, LisaB had anything to do with this...... Her poll numbers indicate something fishy.....

Drakkith

The worst part is wondering if I should vote for myself or not...

OmCheeto

Community Spirit Award winners sometimes go on to become mentors.

Vote for yourself young man.

I'm about to be banned, and won't be able to vote for you next year...

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there's another reason LisaB didn't give me her new address, because she knew I'd come and kill her after this.....

Drakkith

Then let's drink to the end of an era my friend!

*Hands Om a glass*

To Ohms and Cheetos and Omcheetos!

OmCheeto

Hic! Hic! Hooray!

OmCheeto

Oh dear. A tie race. Now it's up to that bloody electoral college........


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I talk to my cats in a british accent all the time. They don't seem to notice.

"What do you meeean, that you don't like the kibbly bits I bought for ya? I had to werk all day for that! Bloody little ingrates. I think I'll cut your balls off now. What do you think 'o that Mitt? Eh?"

Gad

Pengy!! Do somfin!!!!!111!1!!

Drakkith

And it's a close race ladies and gentlemen! Hotdog leads by a nose but My Little Bumpkin is right behind him! Both are at the peak of athletic performance tonight! I've never seen such a spectacle! Uh oh, it looks like Farnsworth had an accident on the track, someone might need to get a bucket. Duke trails the leaders by three tails and if the past is any indication might pull ahead in this last turn.

And here they come, rounding the last turn and there goes My Little Bumpkin, dumping the last bit of reserves and making a break for the finish folks! But Hotdog isn't giving an inch and is right beside him! Duke seems to tired himself out and it's Hotdog and My Little Bumpkin all alone on the straightaway! Here they come! Hotdog leads-no, My Little Bumpkin now - no it's Hotdog again! BUT WHAT'S THIS!? Both leaders have been taken out by what looks like...I...I can't believe my eyes ladies and gentlemen! Hotdog and My Little Bumpkin have been taken out by a PENGUIN! What an upset! Someone get that bird off the track and back to the zoo where it belongs! And here comes Duke! Leaping over the mess to take the prize for the third race in a row! What an upset!! I've never seen anything like this in my fifteen years at the tracks!

OmCheeto

My god. That sounds just like chat. Though you forgot to mention Duke farting and smelling up the place.

dkotschessaa

I'm in a three way tie for last place!

I'd like to thank my loyal supporter, whoever it was.

Gad

This is amazing, Peng is in the lead and he hadn't even spoke a word!! What powers does this bird have?

phinds

It's the much-feared Penguin-Power. Foes beware !