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Ivan Seeking
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Jan14-13, 08:03 PM
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Every once in awhile you have a conversation with someone that leaves you shaking your head, right? Here is one from today.

Me: I'd like to get my car serviced [make and model given, etc]
Her: What do you need done?
Me: My heater fan is failing intermittantly
Her: Does it work at all? I need to know what parts to order
Me: It acts like the motor is going out; like it has a bad winding on the rotor. If it doesn't start, it will after I get up to 60 mph or so and get air moving across the fan. But I guess it could be something in the speed control as well. [too much information!!!]
Her: Well I need to know for sure so I know what to order
Me: You mean you need to know what has failed?
Her: Yes
Me: Well I'm not sure. I was thinking maybe your mechanic could figure that out
Her: Oh, good point.
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Jan14-13, 08:05 PM
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Oh, good point.

lol
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Jan14-13, 08:23 PM
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ER patient to ER receptionist: Hi, I have an inflamed second appendix I need to have removed.

Receptionist: Yes, right way, sir. And thank you for being so helpful - we just had a guy in here who called himself "Ivan Seeking" - he just kept complaining of abdominal pain, he wouldn't tell us what we were supposed to do!!

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Jan14-13, 09:18 PM
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ER patient to ER receptionist: Hi, I have an inflamed second appendix I need to have removed.

Receptionist: Yes, right way, sir. And thank you for being so helpful - we just had a guy in here who called himself "Ivan Seeking" - he just kept complaining of abdominal pain, he wouldn't tell us what we were supposed to do!!
You know, there is more humor in that than you know. When I was about 20 years old I was having abdominal pain; and pain where a guy really doesn't want it when I tried to lift something. It seemed like a classic hernia. So I went to the ER. The next thing I know the ER doc is ordering a CAT scan. "CAT scan?!?! Really?", said I, "I assumed it was just a hernia." So the doc came over, grabbed the goods, [cough], "Yeah, it's a hernia." Okay, thanks doc.
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Jan14-13, 09:35 PM
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grabbed the goods, [cough], "Yeah, it's a hernia." Okay, thanks doc.
Grabbed the goods LOL
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Jan16-13, 12:59 AM
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Quote Quote by Ivan Seeking View Post
You know, there is more humor in that than you know. When I was about 20 years old I was having abdominal pain; and pain where a guy really doesn't want it when I tried to lift something. It seemed like a classic hernia. So I went to the ER. The next thing I know the ER doc is ordering a CAT scan. "CAT scan?!?! Really?", said I, "I assumed it was just a hernia." So the doc came over, grabbed the goods, [cough], "Yeah, it's a hernia." Okay, thanks doc.
You didn't tell me you had your GOODS GRABBED!!!!
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Jan16-13, 02:46 AM
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I didn't know you were in the hospital, but I'm glad to hear you're holding your own.
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Jan16-13, 06:05 AM
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Quote Quote by Jimmy Snyder View Post
I didn't know you were in the hospital, but I'm glad to hear you're holding your own.
It appears that this time...the docs holdin' em!
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Jan16-13, 12:47 PM
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Somehow this thread seems to have taken a disturbing turn...
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Jan16-13, 12:58 PM
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Quote Quote by Ivan Seeking View Post
Somehow this thread seems to have taken a disturbing turn...
Since it's going that way, I'll say, you're lucky you were 20; for me it was 5.
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Jan16-13, 01:06 PM
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Quote Quote by dlgoff View Post
Since it's going that way, I'll say, you're lucky you were 20; for me it was 5.
~ 20... For me it ended up being a real treat! I had nothing to do but to stay in bed, [take good drugs], watch every bit of rare and common NASA footage ever filmed for a couple of weeks, and then watch the very first launch of the Space Shuttle. It was a space nut's bonanza and a nerd's dream come true.
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Jan22-13, 02:27 AM
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I was eating at a restaurant, and I overheard the lady in the next table ask the waiter:

are the mushrooms in dish X fresh?

The waiter replies, apparently without sarcasm :

Yes, ma'am, we just opened the can.
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Jan22-13, 04:08 AM
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Quote Quote by Bacle2 View Post
I was eating at a restaurant, and I overheard the lady in the next table ask the waiter:

are the mushrooms in dish X fresh?

The waiter replies, apparently without sarcasm :

Yes, ma'am, we just opened the can.
Buahaha!
Jimmy Snyder
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Jan22-13, 04:50 AM
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I had a similar experience. I was picking out live lobsters to take home with me when the woman next to me asked the clerk, "Are these fresh?".


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