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carl915
This made me laugh.
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IMP said:Yo mama is so big that her toes are receding away from her head at super-luminal velocities.
Max™ said:Yo mama's so fat, she's got an event horizon.
Yo mama's so fat, tightening her belt causes her to drop below her Schwarzschild Radius.
Yo mama's so fat, it took a team of Astrophysicists years of carefully measuring the distortion of light arriving from galaxies on the far side of her gravity well in order to calculate her mass.
lisab said:Yo mama is so bright, she could make the sun cast a shadow.
Little different twist
Ivan Seeking said:Yo mama has done so much work supporting your sorry butt that that she was classified as a public utility.
Ivan Seeking said:Yo mama was classified as a public utility.
Lancelot59 said:Commence laughing at the dirty joke.
Ivan Seeking said:When you were born, the obstetrician took one look, and instead of slapping yo bottom, he slapped yo mama.
"Yo mama" jokes for physicists are jokes that use scientific concepts and terminology to insult someone's mother. They often play on puns and wordplay related to physics and scientific theories.
It depends on the individual's sense of humor and the specific joke. While some may find them offensive, others may find them clever and humorous. It's important to be mindful of others' feelings and not use these jokes to intentionally hurt or belittle someone.
Yes, anyone can understand these jokes if they have a basic understanding of physics and scientific concepts. However, those with a deeper knowledge of these subjects may appreciate the jokes more.
Here are a few examples:- Yo mama's so dense, she has her own event horizon.- Yo mama's so hot, she radiates more energy than a black hole.- Yo mama's so fast, she can travel faster than the speed of light.- Yo mama's so attractive, she has a gravitational pull on every man in the room.
Yes, some "Yo mama" jokes for physicists are based on scientific facts and theories. For example:- Yo mama's so massive, she bends space-time around her.- Yo mama's so smart, she can solve the Schrödinger equation with her eyes closed.- Yo mama's so powerful, she can create her own parallel universes.