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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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fresh_42 said:
Working at home is crap!
(Joe, 42, firefighter)
The mime said " :nb):smile::wideeyed::wink::H:cool::eek::cry:o_O "
( I think he agrees, but I'm not too sure.
 
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WWGD said:
Thanks for refreshing my memory , 256 ( May I call you Byte/4 ?)
Did you mean KB/4?
256 bytes is one fourth of a Kilobyte.
 
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WWGD said:
There was a rumor Idi Amin, former Ugandan ruler, was a cannibal*. Once, during a flight, they asked him what he wanted for dinner. He replies: " The fat guy on row 3, with potatos and salad."

* Thanks for refreshing my memory , 256 ( May I call you Byte/4 ?)

Mark44 said:
Did you mean KB/4?
256 bytes is one fourth of a Kilobyte.

wellllllll ... to be a little pedantic :wink::rolleyes: haha

the nickname is 256bit

256 bits = 32 bytes ( under the original 1byte = 8 bits system) ...
let you do the rest of the math for your KB :wink:
 
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32$ all the loose change counted up that fateful day.
 
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Mark44 said:
Did you mean KB/4?
256 bytes is one fourth of a Kilobyte.
Yes, my bad.
 
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What do you call a worried dinosaur?

A nervous rex
 
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Q. Where can you buy a baby dinosaur?

A. Tyrannos "Я" Us
 
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:oldlaugh: hahaha nice one
 
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Al Bundy (in married with children) answers an oral questionnaire. Question (4 possible answers):
"How do you like to spend your vacation?"
Answer A: with your wife

Al Bundy: ... B, B !
 
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"There's one thing I've always wanted to do before I quit: Retire."
-- Groucho Marx
 
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One from WWII: Two Germans walk into a B.A.R.
 
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jtbell said:
"There's one thing I've always wanted to do before I quit: Retire."
-- Groucho Marx

speaking of retire (d)

retired.jpg
 
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I have such awesome superpowers hahahaha ...

made ice cube melt.jpg
 
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davenn said:
I have such awesome superpowers hahahaha ...

View attachment 207053
And I can make the moon move ... just by staring at it for 30 minutes! ...
 
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Noisy Rhysling said:
One from WWII: Two Germans walk into a B.A.R.
I laugh three times when given a joke.
When its told
When it's explained to me
When I finally get it.
:smile:
 
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davenn said:
I have such awesome superpowers hahahaha ...
A Chuck Norris fan/trainee!
 
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One from WWII: Two Germans walk into a B.A.R.

256bits said:
I laugh three times when given a joke.
When its told
When it's explained to me
When I finally get it.
:smile:

I'm still awaiting for that second part ... went over my head :confused:
 
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To me, "B.A.R." in a German context means Berliner Außenring, but I tend to have a single track mind (er, double track in this case). :olduhh:
 
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A Browning Automatic Rifle is a kind of WWII era light machine gun widely used by US troops.
 
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davenn said:
...went over my head...
Damn... you're lucky ! [COLOR=#black]..[/COLOR] :oldwink:
 
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davenn said:
I'm still awaiting for that second part ... went over my head :confused:
Browning Automatic Rifle Model 1918A. It was such a good weapon that it wasn't issued to our troops in France during WWI.
 
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Ibix said:
A Browning Automatic Rifle is a kind of WWII era light machine gun widely used by US troops.
Ahem. "M1918A".

But you're right, the BARs were a squad weapon and ferocious in battle.
 
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Noisy Rhysling said:
Ahem. "M1918A".
The Wikipedia article says it wasn't used significantly in WWI but was heavily used in WWII and Korea et al. I didn't think its entire operational history was necessary to get the joke... :wink:
 
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Ibix said:
The Wikipedia article says it wasn't used significantly in WWI but was heavily used in WWII and Korea et al. I didn't think its entire operational history was necessary to get the joke... :wink:
For me the joke was the BAR was considered so good that the Army wouldn't issue it to the troops in WWI. They were afraid the Germans would capture one and copy it. DOH!
 
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On which day of the week is a dentist busiest?

Toothday.
 
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jtbell said:
On which day of the week is a dentist busiest?

Toothday.
Thanks. Really. Now I understand why I was so thirsty today.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Thanks. Really. Now I understand why I was so thirsty today.

Because it's Thirst-day? :-p
 
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jtbell said:
On which day of the week is a dentist busiest?

Toothday.
Especially at 2.30
 
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Noisy Rhysling said:
They were afraid the Germans would capture one and copy it. DOH!
Yup...[COLOR=#black].[/COLOR] :check:
The intentional delay had been inspired by general Pershing, the A.E.F. Commander, in order not to let the BAR fall into enemy hands too early.
 
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jtbell said:
On which day of the week is a dentist busiest?

Toothday.

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and still on the medical theme :smile:

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davenn said:
and still on the medical theme :smile:

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Which is odd when you think about it, because PET scan.
 
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WHAT DO YOU CALL POSTING IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS LIKE THIS?

A capital offense.
 
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