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Log cabin I know.
OmCheeto said:Plus one ex-sailor with a light bulb in his mouth going off topic with a completely random thought to point out why there is a globe on the shirtsleeves of U.S. Naval electricians rather than a light bulb:
And that it is advantageous to keep ones old navy clothes with the white globe as you can color it orange and put little black triangles on it and go to Halloween parties as a Pumpkins Mate.
Lancelot59 said:I edited it in. Correct. Pronounced "ln mower". You may now commence laughing.
micromass said:After covering several blackboards with densely packed computations and expressions filled with Bessel functions and more, the professor remembered that there were many undergraduate students in the room. Feeling just a twinge of remorse that perhaps he was talking above the heads of some of the students in his audience, he turned around and asked the audience if there were any students who had never seen a Bessel function. The audience was silent for a moment. Finally, one intrepid student raised his hand to admit that he had never seen Bessel functions. The professor nodded with apparent comprehension. Without hesitation, he turned around and pointed at the blackboard, while saying "well, there's one now" and continued his talk.
QuarkCharmer said:At risk of being a bessel function myself, I don't get it?
[tex]lim_{n \to \infty} \frac{sin(x)}{n} = 6[/tex]
QuarkCharmer said:At risk of being a bessel function myself, I don't get it?
micromass said:Bessel functions have nothing to do with the joke. It's just about a sadistic professor
Imagine being in a lecture that goes way above your head. So in the middle you dare to ask something in the lines of "I've never seen integrals before". And the lecturer just writes [itex]\int[/itex] on the board and says: "now you have"
It's the lack of explanation from the professor that makes it funny...
OK, I suck at telling jokes...
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That cat's so crazy. In other news.
ENGINEERING STUDENT BAT
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I just found a new source of entertainment.
micromass said:Imagine being in a lecture that goes way above your head. So in the middle you dare to ask something in the lines of "I've never seen integrals before". And the lecturer just writes [itex]\int[/itex] on the board and says: "now you have"
jtbell said:That reminds me of an old story about Wolfgang Pauli. After giving a colloquium somewhere:
Pauli: Any questions?
Audience member: Professor Pauli, I don't understand how you got from equation #5 to equation #6.
Pauli: That is a statement, not a question.
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FizixFreak said:But what about the poor little insects that live under that rock who would want to destroy their home...,now that would be cruel
jobyts said:Eat light. Be a breatherian.
DaveC426913 said:Anyone (old enough to) remember Bloom County? They had a sketch where they hung from trees to avoid stepping on bugs and had filters over their mouths so as not to breathe bacteria.
DaveC426913 said:Anyone (old enough to) remember Bloom County? They had a sketch where they hung from trees to avoid stepping on bugs and had filters over their mouths so as not to breathe bacteria.
DaveC426913 said:Anyone (old enough to) remember Bloom County? They had a sketch where they hung from trees to avoid stepping on bugs and had filters over their mouths so as not to breathe bacteria.
the concept of Ahiṃsā is so much intertwined with Jainism that it conjures up images of ascetics who cover their mouths and sweep the ground before them with small brushes to avoid injuring the most minuscule forms of life and Jain-owned animal sanctuaries where even the sickest, most deformed birds and beasts are protected and cherished.
jobyts said:Eat light. Be a breatherian.