Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
  • #1,751
jobyts said:
Eat light. Be a breatherian.

Wouldn't that make you a photonarian?
 
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  • #1,752
jobyts said:
Wife: Honey, I think I'm going to do it. I want bigger boobs. I want $5000 to get a boob job.

Husband: What, you don't think you have a big enough boob standing in front of you right now?
 
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  • #1,753
First woman was created. She had three breasts. The middle breast kept getting in the way so she asked to have it removed. It was removed and handed to her. She said what am I going to do with this useless boob? Then man was created.
 
  • #1,754
lisab said:
Wouldn't that make you a photonarian?

Not "phototerian"?
 
  • #1,755
FizixFreak said:
lisab said:
Wouldn't that make you a photonarian?
Not "phototerian"?

??

You absorb the photons from food to fuel your bio-electric field. Cooked food literally requires your body to fill the dead matter with photons so that it can be assimilated, thus weakening your body.
(link not shared as it only got worse. kirlian photography, etc, etc, etc.)

So can we just stand facing the sun with our mouths open?

found whilst googling "people who eat photons", to determine the definitive answer.
 
  • #1,756
Tyrannosaurus Rex: I don't want those .ZIP files! Give me .RARs!
 
  • #1,757
FtlIsAwesome said:
Tyrannosaurus Rex: I don't want those .ZIP files! Give me .RARs!

Careful you don't end up extinct by falling into a tarball.

bazinga
 
  • #1,758
DaveC426913 said:
Careful you don't end up extinct by falling into a tarball.

bazinga
I'll get a cab to pull me out.
 
  • #1,759
DaveC426913 said:
Careful you don't end up extinct by falling into a tarball.

bazinga

That joke .iso lame.
 
  • #1,760
DaveC426913 said:
Careful you don't end up extinct by falling into a tarball.

bazinga

FtlIsAwesome said:
I'll get a cab to pull me out.

QuarkCharmer said:
That joke .iso lame.

I guess it should be zipped up and put away with the others.
 
  • #1,761
Lancelot59 said:
I guess it should be zipped up and put away with the others.
Or stuffed in a jar.
 
  • #1,762
FtlIsAwesome said:
Or stuffed in a jar.

Or take it to a .zoo. Possibly send it out to .sea?
 
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[PLAIN]http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/job-fails-extraction.jpg [Broken]
 
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Lancelot59 said:
Or take it to a .zoo. Possibly send it out to .sea?
Maybe I'll just .sit on it.
Nah, I'll thow it in a .bin.

No, even better. I'll start a rock band by cramming it in my .gtar.
 
  • #1,765
FtlIsAwesome said:
Maybe I'll just .sit on it.
Nah, I'll thow it in a .bin.

No, even better. I'll start a rock band by cramming it in my .gtar.

Be sure to watch your diet, and not to have too much BTRFS so you don't end up getting FAT.
 
  • #1,766
Strange, I seem to remember using - somewhere in late eighties - program that was able to .pak files, but it is not listed in wikipedia archive formats page.
 
  • #1,767
Borek said:
Strange, I seem to remember using - somewhere in late eighties - program that was able to .pak files, but it is not listed in wikipedia archive formats page.

It could've been a proprietary format that wasn't widely used.
 
  • #1,768
.pak is mostly used by video game companies for some reason. It's still around, check out Half-Life (Well okay, that's an old one, but still, it's not 1980's)
 
  • #1,769
Lancelot59 said:
Be sure to watch your diet, and not to have too much BTRFS so you don't end up getting FAT.
I'll utilize DEFLATE.
 
  • #1,770
- Neutrino.
- Knock-knock!
- Who's there?
 
  • #1,771
lisab said:
- Neutrino.
- Knock-knock!
- Who's there?

lololll nice one!
 
  • #1,772
Did CERN get around to running another test?
 
  • #1,773
Lancelot59 said:
Did CERN get around to running another test?

The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.
 
  • #1,774
Ivan Seeking said:
The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.
:rofl:
 
  • #1,775
Ivan Seeking said:
The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

Buahaha! Good one Ivan!
 
  • #1,776
Ivan Seeking said:
The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.
:rofl: :rolleyes:
 
  • #1,778
Ivan Seeking said:
The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

HA! I got it...
 
  • #1,779
I would like to thank the last 8 posters for explaining LisaB's joke to me...

Ok! I get it now!

:grumpy:
 
  • #1,780
OmCheeto said:
I would like to thank the last 8 posters for explaining LisaB's joke to me...

Ok! I get it now!

:grumpy:

You're welcome. Happy to help!
 
  • #1,781
Ivan Seeking said:
The results are in but they haven't run the tests yet.

This... this is clever.
 
  • #1,782
FlexGunship said:
This... this is clever.

:biggrin: You know what they say about neutrino humor: It's all in the timing.
 
  • #1,783
What's purple and commutes?
An abelian grape.

What is the contour integral around Western Europe?
Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe
 
  • #1,784
Ivan Seeking said:
:biggrin: You know what they say about neutrino humor: It's all in the timing.

HA! Punny...
 
  • #1,785
QuarkCharmer said:
What is the contour integral around Western Europe?
Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe

Q: Why was Cauchy's dog unpopular in Poland?
A: It left a residue at every Pole.
 

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