Am I prepared? or For those of you I'm about to offend I do apologize

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In summary: I don't drink Absolut straight, I like to mix it with cranberry juice.nevermind, I don't drink Absolut straight, I like to mix it with cranberry juice.In summary, the individual bought a Jack in the Box value meal with a Dr. Pepper, three previously viewed dvds, a bottle of Grey Goose vodka, and Stripped down to their underwear. They then attempted to drink the vodka but found it to be too strong. They then called the ER and told them the individual was getting liquored up. They also mentioned they would visit Franz if he ever wanted to see the individual.
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"Am I prepared?"or "For those of you I'm about to offend I do apologize"

Okay, it is raining like crazy here in the desert so I'm spending the weekend bottled up inside. I just went and bought a Jack in the Box "Bruschetta Chiabatta" value meal with a Dr. Pepper. three previously viewed dvds from Hollywood video "Shreck 2" "Dodgeball" and "I,robot" I also bought a bottle of Grey goose vodka ($27.99 what a rip off). Can you think of anything else I may need before I open up the vodka?
 
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YUCK! the chiabatta tastes like crap. I highly recommend staying away from them if you ever go to Jack in the Box. Looks like Papa Johns is going to have to deliver.
 
  • #3
DAMN! I'm a bachelor, i don't have any small glasses. I only have big jack in the box/big gulp/thirst quencher cups. can't drink vodka out of a 44oz cup now can I?
 
  • #4
Are you serious? Porn!? Wait, nevermind, I forgot, you have the ultimate collection :smile: Nope, guess that's all you need.
 
  • #5
Did the vodka not come in a bottle?
 
  • #6
PORN! what was I thinking? I have a 10 dollar crack whore hooker hanging around outside does that count?
 
  • #7
That should work
 
  • #8
okay, here goes. I have stripped down to my underwear and am about to take a drink. Wish me luck.
 
  • #9
lol, good luck.
 
  • #10
Dodgeball RULES! Have you seen it before?
 
  • #11
I got to say, I'm not a drinker. I'm not anti drinking or anything like that, I just don't drink very often. This Grey Goose is so good. I might try becoming an alcoholic just for the hell of it. It is so much NOT rubbing alcohol flavored like cheap vodka is. lol I've had 2 sips and already my cheeks are warm. so is my face
 
  • #12
I just called your local ER and told them you were getting liquored up. They've got a team standing by.
 
  • #13
thank you very much. I'm getting hungry already. How does this stove thing work again? I'll bet if I put the microwave in the oven I could pop some popcorn super fast.
 
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nevermind, who's idea was it that popcorn needs to be cooked? tastes *crack* pretty good *snap* right out of the bag.
 
  • #15
signs of alcohol taking effect: remembering commercial snap crackle pop, but thinking crack snapple stop.
 
  • #16
trib said:
nevermind, who's idea was it that popcorn needs to be cooked? tastes *crack* pretty good *snap* right out of the bag.

*calls ER back. Requests dentist on standby as well.*
 
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  • #17
I too thought Dodgeball was a hilarious parody ! :rofl: It must be even better with Grey Goose.
 
  • #18
okay, just out of curiosity, If I was to jump on a plane who would be willing to pick me up at the airport and put me up for the night?
 
  • #19
You could visit Franz. He'd have some drinks with you.
 
  • #20
Hmmm, so you won't drink my $9.95 for a 1.75 liter bottle vodka? :frown: It tastes ok to me. :biggrin:
 
  • #21
Math Is Hard said:
You could visit Franz. He'd have some drinks with you.
but would he put out? that's the real question
 
  • #22
woah, it is only 3:47, wow I thought it was like 6 or 7. Cool. Tribdog you ain't visiting me, I got too much homework to do, and as you can tell I am really dedicated to school.
 
  • #23
I bet he would put out if you got him drunk enough :wink:
 
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tribdog said:
nevermind, who's idea was it that popcorn needs to be cooked? tastes *crack* pretty good *snap* right out of the bag.
POPCORN! good idea :biggrin: *starts popping some*
 
  • #25
If someone doesn't say they would put me up for the weekend in the next 5 minutes I'm going to be seriously offended. don't worry, I won't show up, just tell me you would.
 
  • #26
Of course I would, feel free to stop by, you are like my long lost big brother
 
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ps I'll bring presents
 
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let me rephrase that, anyone who I want to see, would you put me up for the weekend. lol in case y0ou haven't noticed I've been drinking. almsot finished my first glass full.
am now ripping the label off of the bottle. I'm such a cheap date.
does anyone know the words to 99bottles of beer on the wall?
 
  • #29
okay, got to get offline for a little while. the taxi's here to take me to the airport. see you in a little while matt.
 
  • #30
:rofl: hey wait, that was a crack at me :cry:

edit... nvm, see you in an hour or two tribdog
 
  • #31
okay, went to the store and stocked up on things I might need. hot n spicy pork rinds, tostitos scoops and salsa con queso and a pint of ben and jerry's butter pecan.
 
  • #32
I've never tried Grey Goose, but I've got Absolut. Considering I don't drink it straight, the difference would probably be too subtle to notice in a mixed drink. I do know there is quite a difference in taste of different brands of gin...I've got my Beefeater and because it's too expensive to buy much of or often, a small bottle of Bombay Sapphire for the occasional martini.

MIH, I'm glad you thought to call the ER ahead of time. You wouldn't want them to send any of the staff home early while tribdog is getting liquored up.
 
  • #33
tribdog said:
okay, went to the store and stocked up on things I might need. hot n spicy pork rinds, tostitos scoops and salsa con queso and a pint of ben and jerry's butter pecan.

Wait! Was that before or after you started drinking? And when you said you finished the first glass, you weren't talking about that big cup you had from Jack in the Box, were you?
 
  • #34
tribdog said:
Okay, it is raining like crazy here in the desert so I'm spending the weekend bottled up inside. I just went and bought a Jack in the Box "Bruschetta Chiabatta" value meal with a Dr. Pepper. three previously viewed dvds from Hollywood video "Shreck 2" "Dodgeball" and "I,robot" I also bought a bottle of Grey goose vodka ($27.99 what a rip off). Can you think of anything else I may need before I open up the vodka?


Thats not bad for grey goose. I usually get it for $23 or so though.

Great stuff.
 
  • #35
mmmmgreygoose...but i can only dream about it right now...
 

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