- #1
- 9,589
- 10,263
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians plant gardens.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
• Italian Cars won’t start
• Canadians drive with the windows down
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
• American water freezes
• Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)
• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
• Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
• Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
• Ethyl alcohol freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg
-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians plant gardens.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
• Italian Cars won’t start
• Canadians drive with the windows down
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
• American water freezes
• Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)
• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
• Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
• Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
• Ethyl alcohol freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg
-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.