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drizzle
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Borek said:This joke is 2 billions and 40 years old.
URGHHHH! You [STRIKE]GREEN[/STRIKE] blue, hehe... What ever you say.
Borek said:This joke is 2 billions and 40 years old.
QuarkCharmer said:Why can't you teach a horse to graph?
Because you can't put Descartes before a horse.
FYI, you shouldn't post your SSN on the internet.l470594464 said:Well, the first page's jokes are really hard to understand,though I'm Chinese...
Bears perhaps, but surely not horses.Char. Limit said:Which only means that he can't graph Cartesian coordinates. Horses are just fine with polar graphs.
Isaacsname said:Best time to go to the dentist ?
... 2:30
IMP said:Hope this was okay, it is just a girl on a bike with an unfortunate choice of seat color...
IMP said:Before purchasing a bicycle, be sure to consider the color of the seat!
Hope this was okay, it is just a girl on a bike with an unfortunate choice of seat color...
Jimmy Snyder said:Bears perhaps, but surely not horses.
You probably know most of tsunami, sayonara, sake, tofu, sukiyaki. sushi, tempura, shogun, samurai, rickshaw, yen, sumo, bonsai, futon, kimono, kabuki, geisha, zen, and of course, the ever popular sport of beisubaru.FtlIsAwesome said:I KNOW KARATE
And about 2 other Japanese words
DaveC426913 said:Then the Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything..."
Isaacsname said:Best time to go to the dentist ?
... 2:30
AlephZero said:Shouldn't that be "before 2:30"?
xunxine said:I don't get it...
Isaacsname said:" dude what the hell are you talking about its just a simple question - and don't be all MR. Braveheart ish talker over the internet its a simple question - OK at 12:00 clock what's up in the southwest. is that to your stuck up likings - don't be such an A-hole dude - some beginners might want to learn from your ever so awesome knowledge - what are you like Napoleon dynamite or something? "
:rofl: That got me.
...dude
Isaacsname said:Ever hear about the Buddhist vacuum cleaner ?
...It come with no attachments...
Goodnight folks !
*falls off the edge of the stage into orchestral pit, has unfortunate accident with piccolo*
DaveC426913 said:Then the Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything..."
I dunno, I think in order to hurt someone's sentiments, it would have to be a disparaging comment or slur. One would have to be overly sensitive to take offense simply with the reference of a religion in a joke.mishrashubham said:Please, you might hurt someone's religious sentiments.
dkotschessaa said:If a Buddhist gets offended by a joke about Buddhism, then they are not doing very well in their practice. (I say that as a Buddhist).
Actually the joke just represents a fallacy about Buddhist doctrine which doesn't actually teach about "being one with" anything. It is more akin to Vedic (Hindu) teachings.
Sorry about the tangent, I shall go out with a lame joke:
Three statisticians went duck hunting and finally came across a duck. The first one shot at it but aimed too high and missed. Then the second one shot but aimed too low and missed. The third one jumped up and down all excited and yelled "We hit it we hit it!"
dkotschessaa said:Three statisticians went duck hunting and finally came across a duck. The first one shot at it but aimed too high and missed. Then the second one shot but aimed too low and missed. The third one jumped up and down all excited and yelled "We hit it we hit it!"
drizzle said::rofl:
This reminds me of Dolly Parton's jokedkotschessaa said:If a Buddhist gets offended by a joke about Buddhism, then they are not doing very well in their practice. (I say that as a Buddhist).
Actually the joke just represents a fallacy about Buddhist doctrine which doesn't actually teach about "being one with" anything. It is more akin to Vedic (Hindu) teachings.
Dolly Parton said:I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know I'm not really blond.
dkotschessaa said:Three statisticians went duck hunting and finally came across a duck. The first one shot at it but aimed too high and missed. Then the second one shot but aimed too low and missed. The third one jumped up and down all excited and yelled "We hit it we hit it!"
DaveC426913 said:Then the Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything..."