Lame Jokes

lisab

Quote by Coolguy100

Last night I had my first date. It tasted great!

Coolguy, that made me crack up.

lisab

Quote by Coolguy100

I dont get it.

If either of the first two did not want a drink, their answer would have been "No."

Ibix

A man walks into a dentist's office.

"Hello! I think I'm a moth!"

"Um... I don't think I can help you. I'm a dentist - I think you need to see a psychiatrist."

"I know."

"Then why did you come into my office?"

"Your light was on."

xunxine

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Ibix	A man walks into a dentist's office. "Hello! I think I'm a moth!" "Um... I don't think I can help you. I'm a dentist - I think you need to see a psychiatrist." "I know." "Then why did you come into my office?" "Your light was on."

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