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I have invented an automatic voice activated loo seat opener/closer and
flusher. how do i go about marketing my invention.
flusher. how do i go about marketing my invention.
rocketboy said:whoa sweet! They need those in public restrooms so that the public doesn't have to actually lift up the seat lid when nature calls! (I always end up using my foot if I have no other choice but to go).
Ooooh, we can combine that with my heated toilet seat, it's a very clever idea, non-electric (don't want any mishaps) :uhh:wolram said:I have invented an automatic voice activated loo seat opener/closer and
flusher. how do i go about marketing my invention.
:rofl:GarageTinker said:Cool idea, but you'd want to patent it, not copywrite it. Also, you'll have to consider command codes for things like: DRUNK! START THE PORCELIN BUS!; or EMERGENCY OPEN!; Or, if the family dog is allowed to drink from it: 1 BARK to open & 2 BARKS to close. But then you may be having to get into the whole voice recognition thing. I can see it now; Junior badly has to go, but puberty is kicking in and his voice is starting to change and the toilet won't recognize his voice! Okay, so maybe I've gone a little off the deep end. It's still a cool idea.
Evo said:Ooooh, we can combine that with my heated toilet seat, it's a very clever idea, non-electric (don't want any mishaps) :uhh:
You have no idea how much women need a heated toilet seat in the winter.
I invented the tootsie roll blow pop, in a dream, long before they put it on the market. They owe me millions!
Sorry Wolram...Wiki said:High tech Japanese bidets
The modern toilet in Japan, commonly known in Japanese as Washlet (ウォシュレット) or as warm-water cleaning toilet seat (温水洗浄便座: onsui senjō benza) is the most advanced type of toilet worldwide, showing a dazzling array of features. The TOTO product Washlet Zoe is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's most sophisticated toilet with seven functions. However, as the model was introduced in 1997, it is now likely to be inferior to the latest model by Toto Neorest. The idea for the washlet came from abroad, and the first toilet seat with integrated bidet was produced outside of Japan in 1964. The age of the high-tech toilet in Japan started in 1980 with the introduction of the Washlet G Series by TOTO, and since then the product name washlet has been used to refer to all types of Japanese high-tech toilets. As of 2002, almost half of all private homes in Japan have such a toilet, exceeding the number of households with a personal computer. While the toilet looks like a Western-style toilet at first glance, there are a number of additional features, such as blow dryer, seat heating, massage options, water jet adjustments, automatic lid opening, flushing after use, wireless control panels, heating and air conditioning for the room, et cetera, included either as part of the toilet or in the seat. These features can be accessed by a control panel that is either attached to one side of the seat or on a wall nearby, often transmitting the commands wirelessly to the toilet seat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_toilet
TheStatutoryApe said:The Japanese apparently already have all kinds of technology added to their toilets...
Sorry Wolram...
They sure do! I saw this video yesterday and erm... nvm.wolram said:blimey those japs must have some pampered
bums, i bet they have wide screen tvs in there as well :grumpy:
I think it blow dries too.Pengwuino said:I hear it cleans your butt :D... wouldn't that mean your all wet thougH :(
Mk said:I think it blow dries too.
An automatic voice activated loo seat opener/closer and flusher is a technology that allows a toilet seat to be opened and closed, as well as flushed, by using voice commands.
This technology uses voice recognition software to interpret spoken commands and control the opening, closing, and flushing of a toilet seat. The seat is equipped with sensors and motors that respond to the voice commands.
Some potential benefits of using this technology include hands-free operation, improved hygiene, and convenience for individuals with limited mobility or dexterity.
One potential drawback is the reliance on voice commands, which may not always be accurately interpreted by the software. Additionally, this technology may not be suitable for all individuals, such as those with speech impairments.
The ease of installation will depend on the specific product and its features. Some may require professional installation, while others may be easily installed by the user. It is important to carefully follow the instructions provided by the manufacturer.