Know of any Funny Physics Jokes for Shirts?

digipony

Does anyone know of any good Physics jokes/comics that would be good for a physics group's tshirts and care to share? It's ok if they have a sexual innuendo, but these are for an University organization, so if it has a dirty overtone, it has to be subtle/decent. (To give you some sense of what is deemed alright, one of the Chem shirts that got approved was a picture of the periodic table below which said "Chemists do it on the table. Periodically" ). We can't use Xkcd comics or any other copyright protected comics/images.

Thanks guys and bring on the nerdy physics jokes!

Simon Bridge

Jokes short enough to fit on a t-shirt tend to be on the droll-pun kind... stuff like

W=Fd
F=ma
therefore
Work is mad

Charmar

"If I was walking away from you this shirt would be more red"

Yosty22

I have a shirt that says: ''Heisenberg might have been here'' I kind of enjoy that one.

Simon Bridge

Things to write on t-shirts"

"No charge for neutrons"

"Elementary particles are the dreams that stuff is made of"

"No fission chips please.
(They give me atomic ache.)"

"Observer"

"CAUTION:
Contents warps the space around it"

jfgobin

"I am a string theory physicist, I crave for ... BRAAAAAANES"

Ibix

You're collapsing my wavefunction!

A t-shirt that's blue on the front and red on the back.

Physicists do it in a box...and don't at the same time.

Two designs, one for students that say 'Travelling twin' and one for professors that says 'Stay-at-home twin'.

I might get that last pair made for me and my three-year-old...

flatmaster

I always thought it would be neat to list out all of the specs on a person as if they were some machine. Sort of a blend of many sciences, but it all ties into physics.

Contents: One Human

Duty cycle: 8 hrs / 24 hrs
EMF Detection range: 450 - 700 nanometers
Power consumption: 2,000 KCal/day (96 Watts)
Max power output: 700 Watts (1 hp)
Information capacity: 2 petaBytes
Major constituents: ##% water, .....
Elemental composition: ##% carbon, ##% hydrogen, ##% oxygen.
Other considerations: Likes sex


That last one is for your innuendo

jfgobin

"Quantum physiscts do it entangled. And randomly."
"I looked for the Higgs Bosom" (on the back "... and still can't spell")
"Statistical physicists like it in group" (on the back "... but no Lie please")
"You may be looking at the future Master of the World" (on the back "... the plans for my evil lair are in my other pants")

And if you don't mind some interfaculty war: "Physics: because I am too smart to be an engineer and too fun to be a mathematician"

Jim Kata

physics gives me a hadron

jfgobin

I just realized that if you apply that to the LHC ... no, that doesn't sound right :-)

PhysicsGente

"Certified quantum mechanic" with a wrench right below.

Diaby2AFC

"Has any seen my massive bosons?"

"I probe in the name of Science"