Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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BicycleTree said:
Integral, you johnnie-come-lately. That's not how the game is played.

You're one to talk about being a Johnny-come-lately! When did you appear? Well after the 1000th post. Very few of us have had the stamina to care for our baby from conception to the brilliant teenager it now is. Isn't it just the smartest and cutest thread you've ever seen? :approve:
 
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  • #2,067
BicycleTree said:
Integral, you johnnie-come-lately.
In all fairness, I don't think that a guy his age can be called that. (Relax, Int, I'm not leading into a Viagra joke.)
 
  • #2,068
Integral said:
FEBRUARY ... No thread that old can be healthy I recommend euthanasia...

There are far older threads than this one around. Little franzbear just happens to be much more mature for its age. Afterall, it had to develop street smarts at a very young age, what with all these killers around and all. You couldn't possibly expect a stupid quetion thread to keep up, could you? I mean, I do feel sorry for it. With everyone telling that one how stupid it is all the time, it just never had chance. Sure, little franzbear has had all the advantages I can provide for it, but I'm confident it would have been a bright, mature thread even without all those advantages. :approve:
 
  • #2,069
Danger said:
In all fairness, I don't think that a guy his age can be called that. (Relax, Int, I'm not leading into a Viagra joke.)
Careful where you go with this old timer, I suspect that you have a few months on me.
 
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Moonbear said:
There are far older threads than this one around. Little franzbear just happens to be much more mature for its age. Afterall, it had to develop street smarts at a very young age, what with all these killers around and all. You couldn't possibly expect a stupid quetion thread to keep up, could you? I mean, I do feel sorry for it. With everyone telling that one how stupid it is all the time, it just never had chance. Sure, little franzbear has had all the advantages I can provide for it, but I'm confident it would have been a bright, mature thread even without all those advantages. :approve:
I don't know, it may be a teenager compared to the stupid question thread, but its growth rate is unnatural. It is either possessed or has cancer. In either case it should be KILLED!

Please Evo, my sword (or was that ax?) is at your service and waiting your word.
 
  • #2,071
Integral said:
Careful where you go with this old timer, I suspect that you have a few months on me.

Now now, no fighting in front of the kid. *holds hands over franzbear's ears* My sweet little thread shouldn't have to see things like that. Come along little franzbear, I think you've seen way too much around here. I think I'm going to have to start homeschooling you.

:redface: Oops. *takes hands off franzbear's ears* I said come along dear. Mommy's going to homeschool you. Now, here's the Bible. I think we should start with that.

(Pssst...franzbear, is it working yet? I know those types of parents always get me to run away from them and their children.)
 
  • #2,072
Integral said:
I don't know, it may be a teenager compared to the stupid question thread, but its growth rate is unnatural. It is either possessed or has cancer. In either case it should be KILLED!

:devil: Oh, there's an idea. *injects thread with Cisplatin*

Don't worry little franzbear, it will make you feel better, much better, really soon. Don't listen to all those other people who are telling you you're abnormal. You're just very special and gifted.
 
  • #2,073
Integral said:
Subtle is my middle name.
Intesubtlegral. :rofl:

Are you ready to go Franzbear? I have some firecrackers that we can bring! Here, put these cherry bombs in your flammable PJ pants pockets, put these M-80's in your flammable PJ shirt pocket and, hum, out of pockets. You can carry the rest of these Black cats, skyrockets and these boxes of sparklers in the bag. Don't worry about the fuse...I mean string... sticking out of the bag. :biggrin: We're going to have such a good time, way out in the woods. :smile:
 
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Artman said:
Intesubtlegral. :rofl:

Are you ready to go Franzbear? I have some firecrackers that we can bring! Here, put these cherry bombs in your flammable PJ pants pockets, put these M-80's in your flammable PJ shirt pocket and, hum, out of pockets. You can carry the rest of these Black cats, skyrockets and these boxes of sparklers in the bag. Don't worry about the fuse...I mean string... sticking out of the bag. :biggrin: We're going to have such a good time, way out in the woods. :smile:

franzbear, get back in the house! You still have Bible studying to do. Your Uncle Artman is a really bad influence on you. He's going to go to Hell for it too. :tongue2: You're far too gifted of a thread to go risking your neck wandering around in the woods. It's Bible camp for you!

(No, no, stop crying little franzbear. Remember? It's all part of our master plan. I wouldn't really make you go to Bible camp. Calm down honey. Just keep playing along.)
 
  • #2,075
Integral said:
Careful where you go with this old timer, I suspect that you have a few months on me.
Nice try, Gramps. I just checked your bio, and... holy ****! Are you guys on bennies or what?! I can't turn my back on you for a second...
 
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Now, little franzbear, sweetums, your Uncle Danger is the worst of them all. I'll explain when you're older, but you're not allowed to go to the petting zoo with him. What part of the Bible are you reading there sweetikins? Genesis!? No, no, no, that's the naughty part. Too much begatting in there. Skip ahead a bit. Try Numbers. It's a fascinating book.
 
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Moonbear said:
franzbear, get back in the house! You still have Bible studying to do. Your Uncle Artman is a really bad influence on you. He's going to go to Hell for it too. :tongue2: You're far too gifted of a thread to go risking your neck wandering around in the woods. It's Bible camp for you!

(No, no, stop crying little franzbear. Remember? It's all part of our master plan. I wouldn't really make you go to Bible camp. Calm down honey. Just keep playing along.)
Franzbear, wait a second you forgot your matches and lighter and firestarter, here you go...oops, the firestarter just lit. How did that happen? o:) Oops, was taht the fuse...I mean string that just caught on fire, you better run along to your Bible study. See you later, bye. :smile:
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ZIP, Ca-BLAM, ZIG, BLAMBLAMBLAM,






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Ooooh, Ahhhh. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
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Ooooh, Ahhhh. :biggrin:
Interesting... I've never seen anyone actually take the trouble to transcribe a porno script before.
 
  • #2,079
Praise be! It's a miracle! Little franzbear has survived! o:)

Okay, okay, I can't do this anymore. LOL! I'm starting to have the urge to run away from myself. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
  • #2,080
Moonbear said:
Praise be! It's a miracle! Little franzbear has survived! o:)

Okay, okay, I can't do this anymore. LOL! I'm starting to have the urge to run away from myself. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You sure are creeping me out.
:yuck: :biggrin:
 
  • #2,081
Danger said:
Interesting... I've never seen anyone actually take the trouble to transcribe a porno script before.
Well you know, fireworks and all.
:tongue2:
 
  • #2,082
Moonbear said:
Too much begatting in there.
?INTERMISSION?
I hate to go off topic ( :rolleyes: ), but I just have to mention this. I have a record called 'The Begatting of the President' by Orson Welles. It was released by Mediarts in the early 70's. I can't listen to it because my turntable is sort of behind/under the computer, but the cover sample goes thusly:

And it came to pass that FDR begat Truman. And Truman begat Ike. And Ike begat JFK. And JFK begat LBJ. And all this was done that it might be fulfilled the prophecy which sayeth, "A little child shall be born in a grocery store in Whittier, and he shall sit upon the throne, and his administration shall be established greatly."

Now the begatting of Richard Nixon was on this wise...

Check it out if you get a chance. It's friggin' hilarious, especially delivered in that dead-serious Wellesian voice.

?END INTERMISSION?
 
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Moonbear said:
You're one to talk about being a Johnny-come-lately! When did you appear? Well after the 1000th post. Very few of us have had the stamina to care for our baby from conception to the brilliant teenager it now is.
I appeared in the low 300s. I believe I still have the second greatest number of posts in this thread.
 
  • #2,084
Moonbear said:
Now, little franzbear, sweetums, your Uncle Danger is the worst of them all. I'll explain when you're older, but you're not allowed to go to the petting zoo with him.
Am I being besmirched here?! I would absolutely never give my darling nephew to the blind mole rats for nesting material.
 
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I now have 563 posts in this thread.
 
  • #2,086
I have only 278 :cry:

wait... that means I have most posts in this thread then I have of a post count. So I guess I have more posts in this thread alone then I do in all other sections of pf combined
 
  • #2,087
mattmns said:
wait... that means I have most posts in this thread then I have of a post count. So I guess I have more posts in this thread alone then I do in all other sections of pf combined
You need to get out more.
 
  • #2,088
mattmns said:
I have only 278 :cry:

wait... that means I have most posts in this thread then I have of a post count. So I guess I have more posts in this thread alone then I do in all other sections of pf combined

Including this one, I think it's 788, unless I miscounted. Is there an easier way than looking up search results? It truncates those at 500, so I had to search over a few date ranges and add it all up. I thought someone mentioned someplace one can click to get an individual post count for a given thread, but I can't find anything to click that gives me that number.
 
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Click on the number of posts listed for the thread in the GD forum. You do have 788.
 
  • #2,090
Sigh... I turn my back for minute and look at the turn this thread has taken. It now has some meaningful content. BicycleTree you are a very bad influence. How dare you post useful info. Perhaps it is you who needs to read the rules.

Lets see, if this thread were to go on a diet, I could selectivly delete posts, Initillaly I was thinking danerously, but now I just may take a bicycle for a ride...

Where is Queen Evo any way?
 
  • #2,091
Integral said:
I was thinking danerously, but
What have you got against the Danes? :confused:
 
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  • #2,092
BicycleTree said:
Click on the number of posts listed for the thread in the GD forum. You do have 788.

Hey, cool, I never noticed that before! Thanks! :smile: I remember someone mentioning the instructions before, might have even been you, but I was at work and that computer is weird. Make that 789. You slackers better catch up! :rofl:
 
  • #2,093
Moonbear said:
You slackers better catch up! :rofl:
I guess I'll have to get Lucy her own membership. Her ? 200 don't show up at all. Her feelings would be quite hurt if she could read. :frown:
 
  • #2,094
Danger said:
I guess I'll have to get Lucy her own membership. Her ? 200 don't show up at all. Her feelings would be quite hurt if she could read. :frown:

Aww...poor Lucy. Good thing she can't read. And since you have to retype everything for her anyway, I guess you could share the credit. :approve:
 
  • #2,095
Moonbear said:
And since you have to retype everything for her anyway
I was a bit harsh earlier. I don't have to redo all of it. About 85%. The problem is that since she can't read, she spells phonetically when she's typing. Some of it comes out right.
 
  • #2,096
Danger said:
I was a bit harsh earlier. I don't have to redo all of it. About 85%. The problem is that since she can't read, she spells phonetically when she's typing. Some of it comes out right.

Well, yeah, but then you have to translate it to English from Meowish. I still think it's best to just share the credit since it's a team effort.
 
  • #2,097
Danger said:
What have you got against the Danes? :confused:
Danes, Swedes, Canuk's aren't they all about the same? They're all north of 54'40' .

Opps, I hit the wrong button.. hope no one noticed. I just about trimed a post!
 
  • #2,098
Integral said:
Danes, Swedes, Canuk's aren't they all about the same? They're all north of 54'40' .

Opps, I hit the wrong button.. hope no one noticed. I just about trimed a post!
trimed...?
 
  • #2,099
Integral said:
Danes, Swedes, Canuk's aren't they all about the same? They're all north of 54'40' .

Brrrrrrrrr. Makes me cold just thinking about living that far north. Oh, wait, I'm already cold. Never mind.
 
  • #2,100
Moonbear said:
Brrrrrrrrr. Makes me cold just thinking about living that far north. Oh, wait, I'm already cold. Never mind.
Wanna huddle for warmth? I could solder a few more resistors into that bra...
 

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