What is your preference: Long Hair or Short Hair for Guys?

[matthyaouw]

Oh, yes, you just don't pay enough attention to the male physique.
Look at the wrists, for example: Manly, angular wrists, can't be mistaken (that's how you tell a guy in drag apart from a gal..).
Same with the chin, and lots of other tell-tale signs.

Typically, the male body tends towards the jagged, angular and rectilinear, wherea the female tends toward the curvaceous.

Test yourself:
http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/
http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale2/
http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/

 

[arildno]

I got one wrong on the first.

Blaargh, on the 3rd I had 4 wrong; mistook only one guy for a lady, though..


As I said before, the surest mark to identify a male in drag from a female is to look at the wrists.
Significantly, no wrists were shown in any of the pictures.

 

[matthyaouw]

Thats still a hell of a lot better than me...

If those pics were showing more than head and neck, they would probably get me banned, so no wrists I'm afraid.

 

[honestrosewater]

I scored 12/16, 10/16, 12/16. Guess my man-in-drag-spotting skills are a bit rusty. Looking at the whole face and focusing on the eyes seemed to work best.

If I have time later, I may crop some wrists from pictures and make up a little test for you, arildno. Would you be up to it?

 

[arildno]

The second set was damn tough; I got only 10 right..

 

[honestrosewater]

The second set was damn tough; I got only 10 right..

Ahem, I asked you a question, mister. :tongue2: I'm making a wrist test. Will you take it?

 

[arildno]

Ahem, I asked you a question, mister. :tongue2: I'm making a wrist test. Will you take it?

Ahem, uurgh, okay then..








As a reward for me making a fool of myself, could you make a nice "shower or grower" test as well?

 

[honestrosewater]

Ahem, uurgh, okay then..
As a reward for me making a fool of myself, could you make a nice "shower or grower" test as well?

Woot! Don't worry, it'll be fun.
What do you mean by 'shower or grower'? :uhh: You don't have to be too explicit... just nudge me in the right direction.

 

[honestrosewater]

Oh, nevermind, I looked it up. :rofl:

 

[wolram]

Test yourself:
http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/
http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale2/
http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/

How the heck can you tell they all look female to me :grumpy:

 

[arildno]

How the heck can you tell they all look female to me :grumpy:

My best advice is that you start developing an interest in how men look, and look after those attractive features lurking beneath the make-up..

If this doesn't suit you, you might as well give up.

 

[wolram]

My best advice is that you start developing an interest in how men look, and look after those attractive features lurking beneath the make-up..

If this doesn't suit you, you might as well give up.

Stone the crows what are you rabbiting on about sir, if i thought you were
casting doubt on my character i would give you a bunch of fives right up
the hooter.

 

[arildno]

Up my hooter?
All five??
Ouch..

 

[Lisa!]

Stone the crows what are you rabbiting on about sir, if i thought you were
casting doubt on my character i would give you a bunch of fives right up
the hooter.

Are you gay, Sir?

 

[arildno]

Are you gay, Sir?

Just a merry fellow, I think.

 

[wolram]

Are you gay, Sir?

Yep i am really gay today as my holiday starts tomorrow, and i would not have
a partner with a tracy.

 

[Lisa!]

Yep i am really gay today as my holiday starts tomorrow, and i would not have
a partner with a tracy.

So are you handsome today?

 

[Lisa!]

Ah sir, I just read your post comp.! Don't try to side step my question. I'm not asking whether you're happy or not!:grumpy:

 

[wolram]

So are you handsome today?

No i am a 6ft 13.5 st grouch who needs another shower.

 

[Lisa!]

No i am a 6ft 13.5 st grouch who needs another shower.

Yes, you're handsome!

 

[wolram]

Ah sir, I just read your post comp.! Don't try to side step my question. I'm not asking whether you're happy or not!:grumpy:

Well if you think wookie is handsom.

 

[Lisa!]

Sir do you know hat handsome means?

 

[wolram]

Sir do you know hat handsome means?

I detect a trap here, and i can't be bothered to look it up, so is it like wicked.

 

[arildno]

I wonder what JasonRox feels about the treatment a perfectly innocent thread of his has received by divers handes..

 

[honestrosewater]

I wonder what JasonRox feels about the treatment a perfectly innocent thread of his has received at divers handes..

How did you learn English? You use some great words and phrases - many of which I have to look up.

 

[arildno]

How did you learn English? You use some great words and phrases - many of which I have to look up.

Just a few willie shlogspearianisms on my part in the last post...

Now, as for my knowledge of words like irrumation, I'll spare you the sources

 

[honestrosewater]

Just a few willie shlogspearianisms on my part..

You learned English by reading Shakespeare?! :!) English isn't your native language, is it?

 

[arildno]

You learned English by reading Shakespeare?! :!) English isn't your native language, is it?

Nope.
I had to read "The Wild Duck" in the original instead at school..
Why that dumb play, instead of a good thriller like Macbeth? :grumpy:

 

[honestrosewater]

Nope.
I had to read "The Wild Duck" in the original instead at school..
Why that dumb play, instead of a good thriller like Macbeth? :grumpy:

I'm sorry! I read a little of A Doll's House and, well, didn't read the rest of it. A story about a wild duck doesn't sound any better. I guess some teachers are just mean. :grumpy:

 

[arildno]

I'm sorry! I read a little of A Doll's House and, well, didn't read the rest of it. A story about a wild duck doesn't sound any better. I guess some teachers are just mean. :grumpy:

If you are to read a good play of Ibsen, you might try out "Enemy of the People", "Pillars of the Society" or "Hedda Gabler"