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This is hilarious if you've ever read about "cleansing" diets or "detoxing."
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/02/the-moose-cleanse/272788/
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/02/the-moose-cleanse/272788/
Did you know that pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth? It's true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings. The cavemen understood this, so why don't we? Ever see a moose drop dead of a heart attack? Or turn down some bark because it's worried about blood sugar levels?
Of course not.
It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.
A moose cleanse is a natural way to release those toxins, to give your body a break. It's pure, it's simple, and it's natural. A moose is both in the forest and of the forest. And after just a few days on the moose cleanse, you will be too.
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