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Lancelot59 said:I still don't get it.
Do you have a 1 dollar bill?
Lancelot59 said:I still don't get it.
FtlIsAwesome said:>Ahem<
Any Joke particle can simultaneously occupy the quantum superposition of Funny and Lame, therefore it can have the quality of Funny, but the quality of Lame is all that influences its standing here.
Borek said:Do you have a 1 dollar bill?
Lancelot59 said:Oh...they were doing cocaine?
nismaratwork said:Rails... of cocaine. Yeah, that was the clue. I don't know, having never used cocaine I'm only really familiar with the addict terminology.
Lancelot59 said:Right...I still don't get it. Was it because they all thought the snow was cocaine?
Lancelot59 said:[PLAIN]http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-snorting-coke.jpg[/QUOTE]
Is that Joe Charboneau? No, wait, Charboneau used to be able to drink beer through his nose.
He was rookie of the year for the Indians when the Indians were in the midst of a 30 year losing streak and lots of baseball fans saw him as our hope for the future - until he started dying his hair odd colors, opening beer bottles with his eye socket, drinking beer through his nose, and doing his own dental work with a pair of pliers and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
He got sent back to the minors pretty early in his second season and was playing semi-pro ball a couple years after that. Being a Cleveland sports fan just kind of sucks like that.
Ivan Seeking said:That was the idea. San Francisco has a reputation as a mecca for hyper-liberals [in the 1960's and 70's it was hippies] and drug users.
Also, "snow" is an old street name for cocaine.
Yës æït ïs.DevilsAvocado said:Moose Action at a Distance?
FtlIsAwesome said:Yës æït ïs.
Søry, no Inglesh I only knø Skandïhnävian.DevilsAvocado said:(...this is getting real lame, isn’t it...? )
nismaratwork said:What gets me is the majority of money having cocaine residue on it! I realize if someone is snorting cocaine, they're not really concerned about health (given what cocaine is, and what it's cut with), but... money is pretty dirty stuff; why use rolled money to snort? I never did understand that...
That makes me feel like I need to sneeze.Ivan Seeking said:It bothers me a lot more that my bills have all been up someone's nose!
FtlIsAwesome said:I wander what wold happen ïf yøø ghot æ møøse to snört köka-kölah... wäït don't dou thhat the møøse wîll gæt verie angrie, he wëëll pröhb'blie trâmple yøø...
Ivan Seeking said:It bothers me a lot more that my bills have all been up someone's nose!
Ivan Seeking said:Note that "deluged" only has one d in it. Sometimes I think I have alien finger syndrome.
It bothers me a lot more that my bills have all been up someone's nose!
Hey you stole my post! Thief!DevilsAvocado said:Øüwch.
DevilsAvocado said:Nö nö, taht is nöt ä pröblem. Mööse is ä bäd äss jönky änd höö cän händle it. Dön’t læt him drivæ thöugh, thät næver ænds wäll, änd pölice is væry thööugh whæn it cömes too mööse spæeding... thæy cän smæll a snörting möös milæs äheaæd...
Thæ cöps wäs öut yæstærdäy äss wæll...
FtlIsAwesome said:Hey you stole my post! Thief!
:tongue2:
nismaratwork said:HA! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
FtlIsAwesome said:My Plan To Become The Greatest PF Member (And Take Over The World, Defend FTL, Etc.)
1. Discover a method of traveling to the future: extended life span, relativistic rocket, etc.
FtlIsAwesome said:2. Utilize method(s) to reach a time where we have achieved backwards time travel.
3. Go back to 2011 and take the advanced tech and physics with me.
FtlIsAwesome said:4. Build up an impenetrable castle made of scrith bricks, black hole strength force fields, unilaser impactors (I don't know why its called that), unlimited energy power plant, etc.
FtlIsAwesome said:5. As my empire expands, the nations of Earth surrender to my control.
FtlIsAwesome said:6. Now as the benevolent dictator of Earth I institute massive vactrain maglev projects, fusion plants, and solve global warming (if it is real) once and for all by building the world's largest ice cube.
FtlIsAwesome said:7. Establish a law stating I am the greatest PF member.
FtlIsAwesome said:8. All the PFers I like have the choice to work in my one-world government.
9. All the PFers I don't like, well maybe they'll start being nice to me.
FtlIsAwesome said:10. The PFers in the middle get prepaid upgraded accounts and prepaid SciAm subscriptions.
11. In the new Earth Constitution, write an article protecting FTL. (I'm looking at YOU, OA!)
FtlIsAwesome said:11b. Make a law saying Firefly TOTALLY STINKS.
FtlIsAwesome said:12. Make peaceful contact with aliens.
FtlIsAwesome said:13. Upscale the Earth Empire in an intergalactic union.
14. Any aliens that try to invade Earth or any of my worlds get shot with my lightyear long energy pistol (its not heavy at all).
FtlIsAwesome said:15. After reigning for many years, I hand over control to one lucky PF member (better start being real nice to me if you want this position!)
16. I travel to the future and gather up the doubly advanced technology.
17. I travel to 2011. Repeat the whole process.
FtlIsAwesome said:On a side note I could go back in time and stop Firefly and OA from ever coming into existence. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
I just have to be patient... and get a lot of funding.nismaratwork said:We're doing it now, but it's not extendig out lifespan.
Why not? Wouldn't you like to have the technology to produce massive quantities of Root Beer for less than a picopenny?nismaratwork said:Hmmm, I'm not sure I like where this is going...
That was the point. I probably should have stated it better. The nations join me because they realize that everything will be better that way, 'cause of the supertech and all.nismaratwork said:Can I volunteer to surrender first?
Really? I didn't know that.nismaratwork said:Wait a second... that last bit is Futurama!
Much of my tech will be secret. If people start figuring out some of the tech (ie. fusion power), I'll just pull out something more powerful to remain ahead of them. :tongue2:nismaratwork said:To maintain your technocracy, you wouldn't be able to allow a PF.
Thank you.nismaratwork said:You have lasers, mass drivers, and fusion. You bet your butt we'll be nice!
Ok. Just don't violate any human/sentient/lifeform rights.nismaratwork said:I want a phaser!
Why not? I'll have plenty of popcorn.nismaratwork said:Oh... so you want to start a revolt?!
nismaratwork said:...it was very peaceful contact.
A gun that is 9,460,730,472,580.8 km long.nismaratwork said:You want a gun that fires over a period of a year? heh.
You haven't seen my second Intergalactic Domination yet.nismaratwork said:At least you're not overly ambitious.
Eh? Why?nismaratwork said:Grrrrrrr... OR... you could order the networks to make more Firefly!
Communist landlord? What will they think of next?gatztopher said:Punchlines needed.
Q: Did you hear about the communist landlord?
A1: All the windows have iron curtains.
A2: Every room has a picture of him in it.
A3: ? (need help coming up with better punchlines)
DevilsAvocado said:Pleæase dön’t bä aængry – äll Shcöæandinäääviæns äre cøømmuönists – WÆE SHAÆRE! :!):!):!)
(:tongue::grumpy::tongue2:)
:rofl:
FtlIsAwesome said:I used to think that "essay" was actually S.A.
When I asked someone what it stood for, the person wouldn't answer.
For a long time I thought Uranus was pronounced you-rain-ee-us to ryhme with Uranium.
The year 2022: The IAU has voted to change the name of the seventh planet to Uranius, and has altered its pronunciation accordingly.lisab said:I like that...you-rain-ee-us sounds cool! Uranus...not so much.