Is Slow Heat-Up the Key to Breaking In Your New Device?

[Borek]

Attention all bd conspirators!

According to the report I just got the great failure should reach the devstination tomorrow.

Still no information about the main part of the deal, as if it was behind a smoke screen.

Take cover before chips will start falling from the sky.

 

[turbo]

Let the chips fall where they may. I'm ready.

 

[Andre]

Only chips? No fish?

 

[lisab]

According to the report I just got the great failure should reach the devstination tomorrow.

Still no information about the main part of the deal, as if it was behind a smoke screen.

Take cover before chips will start falling from the sky.

Is it really true that where there's smoke, there's fire? Correlation does not imply causation!

 

[dlgoff]

I'm ready for the fallout.

 

[drizzle]

Fish and chips! Yummy yum!

 

[Borek]

fish?

Fish

Smoked salmon?

 

[turbo]

Why this obsession with fish? When catastrophe strikes, we won't have the time.

Save the children and the pets, and run!

 

[Borek]

I just checked - IN SMOCK!

I mean - in stock.

 

[rhody]

Duck, and I don't mean quack either...

Rhody...

 

[Evo]

According to the report I just got the great failure should reach the devstination tomorrow.

Still no information about the main part of the deal, as if it was behind a smoke screen.

Take cover before chips will start falling from the sky.

What's a bd? Are you landing a big deal?

 

[turbo]

What's a bd? Are you landing a big deal?

Borek is Polish and his references are often to American films. This time, Biggus Dickus seems to fit.

 

[micromass]

What's a bd? Are you landing a big deal?

BD is short for "Borek Doom". He's planning to end the world with his new secret chemistry weapon. Holy smokes!

 

[Chi Meson]

Will Incontinentia be there?

em...with chips...?

and ... fish ... ... fingers?

lost<==me

 

[turbo]

Will Incontinentia be there?

em...with chips...?

and ... fish ... ... fingers?

lost<==me

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

 

[Astronuc]

According to the report I just got the great failure should reach the devstination tomorrow.

I wasn't sure if that was 'destination' or 'devastation'.

I think one is searching for 'plausible deniability' or 'confusion'.

 

[Pengwuino]

I wasn't sure if that was 'destination' or 'devastation'.

In context, both are accurate.

 

[Borek]

Actually I purposely ate a vowel.

 

[Pengwuino]

Are the cannons loaded?

 

[micromass]

Are the cannons loaded?

Aye, captain Penguin!

 

[OmCheeto]

Aye, captain Penguin!

Argh! Takes me back to my Pirating days...

As anyone who is poly-lingual knows, the Slavic languages are often spoken in reverse order. BD is obviously a reference to Beard Dark. Or Black Beard, to us westerners.

Argh! Avast! Where be the pirate smileys?!

 

[Borek]

Scheduled Delivery: Tuesday, By End of Day.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Scheduled Delivery: Tuesday, By End of Day.

The End of Tuesday

Tuesday ends 24 times.

Because, if it's not Wednesday everywhere,
It's still Tuesday somewhere.

The end of Tuesday will creep around the globe
As the globe turns toward the 24 ends of Tuesday.
Every Tuesday is a month of Tuesdays (or nearly so) -
24 Tuesdays: the overlapping temporal shingles that shield; the soft timeshell we've smeared over the earthkernel protecting us from the unclocked void
The uncalendard void, where no one ever knows what day it is.
Tuesday ends 24 times, before it's over,

Because, if it's not Wednesday everywhere,
It's still Tuesday somewhere.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Because, if it's not Wednesday everywhere,
It's still Tuesday somewhere.

So if it's Friday in Patagonia, it's Tuesday somewhere else? Anyway, I think he means South Jersey time.

 

[turbo]

It's Aruba time! What day is it? Who cares?

 

[Borek]

Oh my, I just copy pasted. I have no idea what that means. I guess I have to wait till Wednesday.

Edit: judging from the tracking reports it is less than 7 miles from the target

But the last mile is the most difficult one. I remember Evo explaining that on chat.

 

[rhody]

tick... tick... tick...


Rhody...

 

[Ivan Seeking]

You guys have been drinking the ayahuasca again, haven't you.

 

[Andre]

Or smoked pot. ugh.

 

[dlgoff]

Or smoked Banisteriopsis caapi.

 

[Borek]

Sorry Ivan, next time you will get your fix as well.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Sorry Ivan, next time you will get your fix as well.

Thank you! I haven't had a nice long visit with the spirit gods since the 60s.

 

[rhody]

The intended confusion and misdirection can be best described in a single word, GLORIOUS...

Rhody... skampers quickly under a rock to avoid Ivan's wrath...

 

[Dembadon]

I have a hard enough time with subtle communication in person, let alone on the internet. This thread is a nightmare. :grumpy:

 

[Evo]

Oh my, I just copy pasted. I have no idea what that means. I guess I have to wait till Wednesday.

Edit: judging from the tracking reports it is less than 7 miles from the target

But the last mile is the most difficult one. I remember Evo explaining that on chat.

What? Is there a conspiracy afoot?