How Well Do You Know Tapeworms? Take the Quiz Now!

[Evo]

I just *had* to post this for christina.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1175/tapeworm.jpg

Take the quiz.

http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/tapeworm

 

[Andre]

Sure why not

http://www.heyquiz.com/bimage/15_22.jpg

But it will increase in the future.

 

[Monique]

I'm safe
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[Evo]

How'd you score 2%?

 

[Hurkyl]

2% also. But the way I eat, you'd think I have 3 already...

 

[Kurdt]

Yey!

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[hypatia]

I only had a 6% chance

 

[Hurkyl]

How'd you score 2%?

I like my meat well done; I bet that had a lot to do with it.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I took the quiz for Jelly. She only has a 54% chance of getting a tapeworm. They never asked the question, "how often do you swallow fleas?"

Something I wondered - are all of the questions they asked relevant to tapeworm transmission? For instance, isn't eating rare pork related to another type of parasite infection (trichinosis)?

I'm sure Christina can clear this up for me. :)

 

[Evo]

I like my meat well done; I bet that had a lot to do with it.

I eat raw fish and meat and I've been to a 3rd world country, and my dog *is* a flea magnet. I'm doomed.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

I have a 12% chance

 

[Monique]

How'd you score 2%?

Well, I once caught a rodent in my house It was a cute furry mouse, that my bf liked to keep as a house-pet. We decided to release it outside, it took three steps when a cat appeared out of nothing and ate it

 

[Evo]

Well, I once caught a rodent in my house It was a cute furry mouse, that my bf liked to keep as a house-pet. We decided to release it outside, it took three steps when a cat appeared out of nothing and ate it

Oh no, poor little thing!

 

[cristo]

4% for me.

 

[Loren Booda]

30%, and I always wash my hands.

 

[Brilliant!]

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Is it normal that a low score on a tapeworm quiz would convince me that I need to get out and experience the world more?

 

[lisab]

28%.

Probably the "still mooing" answer that really kicked up my chances.

And the rodents I've seen in my house come in in my cat's mouth. Sigh. She's such a good kitty, always bringing home fresh meat .

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Theres a 20% chance that I have a tapeworm. Pretty low considering that I have a tapeworm in formaldehyde in the basement. Then I took the sexual experience quiz. Then I told my wife that I had some catching up to do. Then she stuffed a dead tapeworm down my throat.

 

[Math Is Hard]

And the rodents I've seen in my house come in in my cat's mouth. Sigh. She's such a good kitty, always bringing home fresh meat .

Cats are such a blessing in these recession times.

 

[Evo]

Theres a 20% chance that I have a tapeworm. Pretty low considering that I have a tapeworm in formaldehyde in the basement. Then I took the sexual experience quiz. Then I told my wife that I had some catching up to do. Then she stuffed a dead tapeworm down my throat.

:rofl:

 

[Brilliant!]

Theres a 20% chance that I have a tapeworm. Pretty low considering that I have a tapeworm in formaldehyde in the basement. Then I took the sexual experience quiz. Then I told my wife that I had some catching up to do. Then she stuffed a dead tapeworm down my throat.

Kinky.

 

[larkspur]

Cats are such a blessing in these recession times.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:


6%

 

[mgb_phys]

Cats are such a blessing in these recession times.

Kitten - the other white meat?

 

[Hurkyl]

Kitten - the other white meat?

 

[Kurdt]

I'd like some sinus worms to deal with my sinusitis. It has returned with avengence

 

[lisab]

I'd like some sinus worms to deal with my sinusitis. It has returned with avengence

Sorry to hear it, Kurdt...I think sinus worms are easy to get. Just take a little swim in the Ganges.

 

[LowlyPion]

I'd like some sinus worms to deal with my sinusitis.

Perhaps a little blowing your nose underwater in the Amazon? A couple of candiru could clean you out, though, I rather think walking around with 2 fish stuck in your nose is a bit overrated.

 

[Redbelly98]

20% here.

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, sure, I return just for a short time and get told I have a 42% chance of getting a tapeworm. I suspect my taste for rare and raw foods along with working with farm animals were the culprits. Don't they know I avoid organic meats and only eat the ones that have been dewormed?

Though, I have for the first time met someone recently who has actually admitted to having contracted intestinal parasites...from playing football in a park. Turns out a lot of people walked their dogs there, and the lawns were infested with worms. He joked that his wife diagnosed him when he started scooching his butt along the carpet.

 

[hypatia]

He joked that his wife diagnosed him when he started scooching his butt along the carpet.

Thats a tale tell sign for sure.:rofl:

 

[Danger]

16% for me. That's a bit weird, but understandable. I've had a tapeworm for years, and it was answering the questions for me. It tends to lie.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Kitten - the other white meat?

You sound like Zapper. He compares them to soft-shell crab.

 

[Redbelly98]

By the way, the odds are that 3 of us have tapeworms. (Counting Jelly, not counting jimmy's tapeworm-in-a-jar)

 

[Evo]

Kurdt found this at the same site.

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

ahahaha

Kneading on you

You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses.

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

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http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/cat_kill

 

[Math Is Hard]

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not good.